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What am I sitting on?

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Top of the world?

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Dock of the bay?

4
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I'm out.

5
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Oh, undies!

6
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Whose are they?

7
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-Whose are they?
-Not mine.

8
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Joey's!
Got to be Joey's.

9
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They're mine.

10
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See, Joey's.
They're Joe-Joe-Joey's.

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Why are they here?

12
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I don't know.

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I'm Joey.

14
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I'm disgusting.

15
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I take my underwear off
in other people's homes.

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Get them out of here.
What's wrong with you?

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-Take them!
-I got them.

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You can touch them.
They're yours.

19
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Chandler? A word?

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I'm tired of covering for you two.
This has got to stop.

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Tighty-whiteys?
What are you, 8?

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Thank you, Joey, so much.

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You're not welcome, okay?

24
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Look, I hate this.
You guys keep embarrassing me.

25
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Yesterday, Rachel found
your razor in our bathroom.

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I said it was mine, and that
I was playing a woman in a play.

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Then one thing led
to another, and....

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And around the ankles,
that is a tough spot.

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It was.
All right, listen

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All this lying has been
hard on us too.

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Yeah, I bet all the sex
makes it easier.

32
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Yeah, actually.

33
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Meanwhile, I get Rachel shoving your
underwear in my face...

34
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...and asking when she can
come see me star in Ugly Woman.

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We'll be more careful.

36
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We don't want them to know
because it's going really well.

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And maybe it's going well
because it's a secret.

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It sounds weird,
but we're so bad at relationships.

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-We are. Help us!
-Help!

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All right.
But you do it with me once.

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-Joey!
-Didn't think so.

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The One With Ross' Sandwich

43
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-Can we please just drop this?
-But I don't get it.

44
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Does anybody else just take off
their underwear when they're hot?

45
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What are you reading?

46
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Wuthering Heights.

47
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I have to finish it by tomorrow
for my literature class.

48
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You're taking a class?
That's so cool.

49
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I really liked
that Lamaze class I took.

50
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I thought this time I'd go
for something more intellectual...

51
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...with a less painful final exam.

52
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That sounds like fun.

53
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Oh, you should come with me!

54
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Then I'll have someone to sit with.

55
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Do you have time to read it?

56
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I read it in school.

57
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This is going to be so much fun!
I have to finish.

58
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But what time does the class start?

59
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What's wrong, buddy?

60
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.

61
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What did the police say?

62
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My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.

63
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I can't believe someone ate it.

64
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It's just a sandwich.

65
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Just a sandwich?

66
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I am 30 years old, okay?

67
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I'll be divorced twice and
I got evicted.

68
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That sandwich was
the only good thing in my life!

69
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Someone ate the only good thing
going on in my life!

70
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That's a nice sweater vest.

71
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I have enough
for one more sandwich.

72
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I was going to eat it myself, but....

73
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Mon, that would be incredible.
Thank you so much.

74
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I still can't believe
someone ate it!

75
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Look, I left a note and everything.

76
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"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"

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"Ross Geller's lunch."

78
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"Ross Geller's lunch, who?"

79
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"Ross Geller's lunch.
Please don't take me. Okay?"

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I'm surprised
you didn't wear it home.

81
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Want to keep your food?
Scare people off.

82
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I learned that on the street.

83
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Really?

84
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What would you say, Phoebe?

85
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Stuff like:
"Keep your mitts off my grub."

86
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Do you picture Phoebe on the street
with the entire cast of Annie?

87
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This'll keep them away
from your stuff.

88
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Phoebe, you are a badass!

89
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Someday I'll tell you
how I stabbed the cop.

90
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He stabbed me first!

91
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The Bronte sisters were remarkable women
for their time.

92
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They lived in a patriarchal society.

93
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Sorry I'm late,
but I left late.

94
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So, what is the book about?

95
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Didn't you read it
in high school?

96
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I started it, but then
there was this pep rally.

97
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And I was on top of the pyramid.

98
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But anyway...

99
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...what's the book about?

100
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It's a tragic love story
between Cathy and Heathcliff.

101
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It takes place on these
creepy moors in England.

102
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Which I think represent the wildness
of Heathcliff's character.

103
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I totally get symbolism.

104
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How would you characterize
the theme of this book?

105
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Let's see....
Rachel Greene?

106
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I would have to say
that it's a tragic love story.

107
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That's sort of a given...

108
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...but, yes.
Anyone else?

109
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Symbolism!

110
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And the wildness of the moors...

111
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...which I think, is mirrored...

112
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...in the wildness
of Heathcliff's character.

113
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Excellent! What Rachel
has shrewdly observed here....

114
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You completely stole my answer!

115
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Honey, that was pretty obvious.

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How would you know?
You didn't read it!

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What do you think?
You in the blue shirt?

118
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I think that yours is a question
with many possible answers.

119
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Would you care to venture one?

120
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Would you care to venture one?

121
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Are you just repeating me?

122
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Are you just repeating me?

123
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All right. Let's move on.

124
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Okay, then.

125
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Why didn't you say
you hadn't read the book?

126
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I didn't want him
to think I was stupid.

127
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That was really embarrassing,
what happened to you.

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Your note?

129
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Amazing!

130
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Not only did no one
touch my sandwich...

131
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...but people at work are
actually afraid of me.

132
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A guy called me "Mental."

133
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"Mental Geller."

134
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I've always wanted
a cool nickname like that.

135
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The best you got in high school
was "Wet Pants Geller."

136
00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,504
It was the water fountain, okay?!

137
00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:06,669
Anyway...

138
00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,405
...people are writing
reports for me...

139
00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,141
...pushing back deadlines
to fit my schedule.

140
00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,614
I tell you,
you get tough with people...

141
00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:18,619
...and you can get
anything you want.

142
00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,827
Hey, Tribbiani!
Give me that coffee! Now!

143
00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,262
This was really fun.

144
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I've been wondering
if you'd ask me out.

145
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So you still wondering?

146
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No. We just went out.

147
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You're smart.

148
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,617
I like that.

149
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Oh, candles!

150
00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,023
What is that, a blanket?

151
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,825
A video camera?
Oh, my God!

152
00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:10,401
I can't believe you thought you'd
tape us having sex on the first date!

153
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,545
Joey, is what she just said....

154
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,048
Oh, my God!

155
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,755
You're actually going

156
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,220
What is going on here?

157
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:37,097
And with Chandler in the next room.
What are you, sick?

158
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:43,873
I'm Joey.

159
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,743
I mean, I'm disgusting.

160
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,614
I make low-budget adult films.

161
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,188
You promised to be more careful!

162
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,526
The good Joey name's been
dragged through the mud!

163
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:13,761
We're so sorry.

164
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,473
I'm telling everyone.

165
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:20,476
It's the only explanation that
doesn't make me look like a pig!

166
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,507
No, there's a better explanation.

167
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:26,240
Tell them you had to make
an adult film for your...

168
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,716
...adult film class.

169
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,649
I like that.
But no!

170
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:35,190
How does that explain
my underwear at your place?

171
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:37,854
I don't know.

172
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,665
Get ready to come out
of the non-gay closet.

173
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,993
I promise to come up with something.
Just give us time.

174
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,362
All right.

175
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,701
But it better make me
look really good.

176
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,410
And another thing:

177
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,245
The video camera?

178
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,743
Nice!

179
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,653
May I have a word?

180
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,191
Of course, Donald.

181
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:15,363
We've been getting reports
of very angry behavior on your part.

182
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,033
-What?
-Threatening letters...

183
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,167
...refusal to meet deadlines.

184
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:23,008
Apparently people now
call you Mental.

185
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,939
We want you to speak
to a psychiatrist.

186
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:35,119
You don't understand.
This is so silly.

187
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,546
This is all just
because of a sandwich.

188
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,057
A sandwich?

189
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:45,861
You see, my sister makes
these amazing turkey sandwiches.

190
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:51,135
Her secret is, she puts an extra slice
of gravy-soaked bread in the middle.

191
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,234
I call it "The Moistmaker."

192
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,232
Anyway, I put my sandwich
in the fridge....

193
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,472
Oh, you know what?

194
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:00,939
I'm sorry.

195
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,108
I believe I ate that.

196
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,086
You ate my sandwich?

197
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,817
A simple mistake.
It can happen to anyone.

198
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,115
Oh, really?

199
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:20,759
Did you confuse it with your own
turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?

200
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,564
Do you, perhaps, remember...

201
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,331
...seeing a note on top of it?

202
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:32,635
There may have been a joke
or limerick of some kind.

203
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,743
That said it was...

204
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,778
...my sandwich!

205
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,117
Now, calm down.

206
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,453
Look in my office.
Some may be in the trash.

207
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:50,293
It was quite large.
I had to throw most of it away.

208
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,027
You threw my sandwich away?

209
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,033
My sandwich?!

210
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,466
What's this book about?

211
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,042
You didn't read it, either?

212
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,771
I was going to, but I accidentally
read something else.

213
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,844
Vogue.

214
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,651
So tell me about Jane Eyre.

215
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,447
No, read it yourself.

216
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,524
Come on,
don't be such a goody-goody.

217
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,689
Fine.

218
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,024
All right.
So, Jane Eyre?

219
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,893
First, you'd think she's a woman,
but she's not.

220
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,534
She's a cyborg.

221
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,505
A cyborg?
Isn't that like a robot?

222
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,512
This book was light years
ahead of its time.

223
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,516
Sorry I'm late.
Let's get started.

224
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,144
What did you think of Jane Eyre?

225
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:53,650
Rachel and I were discussing it,
and she had very interesting insights.

226
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,327
Go ahead, Rachel.

227
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:58,991
Thank you, Phoebe.

228
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,160
What struck me most
when reading Jane Eyre...

229
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,533
...was how the book was
so ahead of its time.

230
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:11,573
If you're talking about feminism,
I think you're right.

231
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:17,070
Well, feminism, yes.
But also the robots.

232
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,922
Since that video camera thing
didn't work out...

233
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:33,230
...I thought that I would give you
just a little preview.

234
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,965
You're naked!

235
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,259
I know!

236
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,283
Are you okay?

237
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,921
I'm fine.

238
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,820
I saw a psychiatrist at work today.

239
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,250
Why?

240
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,495
On account of my rage.

241
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,261
Which, if I may say,
right now is out of control.

242
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,832
He gave me a pill for it.

243
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,332
A pill?

244
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:20,076
When the psychiatrist told me
to take a leave of absence...

245
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,612
...because I yelled at my boss,
I started to get worked up again.

246
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,512
So he offered me a tranquilizer.

247
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,017
And I thought it was a good idea.

248
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,813
So I took it.

249
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,590
They're making you take
time off work?

250
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,160
And you're okay with that?

251
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,930
I don't know.

252
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,990
It's going to be weird
not having a job for a while.

253
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:47,431
But I definitely don't care
about my sandwich.

254
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:52,038
I hate it when they make me see
the shrink at my office.

255
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:57,080
He's always like, "Your colleagues will
like you better if you like yourself better."

256
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,807
Who needs that?

257
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,384
-You do.
-I know.

258
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:07,716
It's so embarrassing! I can't believe
you let me go on like that!

259
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,325
I'm sorry.

260
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,460
It was so funny when you compared
Jane Eyre to Robocop.

261
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,729
That was not funny!

262
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,567
I snapped, okay?
You weren't taking the class seriously.

263
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,776
Come on!
What is the big deal?

264
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,708
I thought it'd be something
we could do together.

265
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,345
I thought it would be fun.

266
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,913
Fun is good.

267
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,142
But I also wanted to learn.

268
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:38,880
People talk about what they learned
in high school. I never went.

269
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,053
So you really wanted to learn.

270
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,100
You know, Phoebe,
I just wanted to have fun.

271
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,434
You know who should go?

272
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,762
I know! I know! I know!

273
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,239
Monica, you asked the question.

274
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,293
Oh, my God, that's Monica!

275
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,301
You get away from me,
you sick, sick, sicko!

276
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,299
What's going on?

277
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,932
Joey has got a secret peephole!

278
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,242
-Oh, no!
-Yes, he has a naked picture of Monica!

279
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,009
He takes naked pictures of us, then
he eats chicken and looks at them!

280
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,057
Oh! Dude, that's my sister!

281
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,588
Give me that!

282
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,192
Wait! Everybody calm down, okay?

283
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:54,729
Let's give our friend a chance
to explain why he's such a big pervert!

284
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,526
I am not a pervert, okay?

285
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,102
It's just....

286
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,361
I just kind of....

287
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,136
I think I can explain this.

288
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,706
Thank you.

289
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,877
Joey's a sex addict.

290
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,045
What?! No, I'm not!

291
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,446
It's okay! It's good!

292
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,087
It's a disease.

293
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,621
I am not a sex addict!

294
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,293
Yes, you are!

295
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,697
That's the only way
to explain all this stuff!

296
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,662
No, it isn't. It's not.

297
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,461
Because you could also explain it
with the truth!

298
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,797
What is the truth?

299
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,769
-What's up?
-What's going on?

300
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,647
I slept with Monica.

301
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,347
Well, let's see what everybody
thinks of that.

302
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,255
You slept with my sister?

303
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,834
Yes, but it was

304
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,161
We just did it once, in London.

305
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,197
This is not good for my rage.

306
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,271
Is this true?

307
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,776
Of course, it's true.

308
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:21,947
How else would you explain all the
weird stuff that's been going on?

309
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:24,511
Yes, it's true.

310
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,551
If it happened once, how come we
found your underwear in our apartment?

311
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,959
That was the underwear
I was wearing that night in London.

312
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,533
Right, Monica?

313
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,841
I guess I wanted to keep it...

314
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,303
...as a souvenir.

315
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,207
My God, Monica!

316
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,549
Are you sure you're not
just a sex addict?

317
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,853
If anyone's a sex addict here,
it's Monica.

318
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:06,023
She has been trying to get me back
in the sack ever since London!

319
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,932
That's why she gave you
a naked picture of herself.

320
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,567
That makes sense.

321
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,595
And the video camera?

322
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:23,576
I guess I set up the video camera
to try and entice Joey.

323
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,851
But, sadly, I could not be enticed.

324
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:32,989
Monica, this has to stop now.

325
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,151
I know, I know.

326
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:40,822
I know. I will, and I would appreciate
if we all could just...

327
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:44,662
...drop it immediately, and forever.

328
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,597
Okay. That is, if you can resist me.

329
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,439
-I'll give it my best shot.
-Good luck.

330
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,908
Unbelievable!

331
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,809
You really kept Joey's underwear?

332
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,518
Why? Why would you do that?

333
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,755
I'm Monica.

334
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:09,359
I'm disgusting.

335
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,993
I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

336
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:23,106
I think we've all learned
who's disgusting and who's not.

337
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,080
Now, I'm going to get back
to my bucket.

338
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,746
I'm only eating the skin,
so the chicken's up for grabs.

339
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,682
You were making a good point.

340
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,860
I mean, till you got cut off.

341
00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:46,563
What's up with that girl Monica?

342
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,663
I don't know.
I didn't come with her.

343
00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,204
Hey, everybody!
Everybody, guess what!

344
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,736
I just convinced Carl
to give us a test.

345
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,032
Test?

346
00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,142
Come on!
Tests make us all better learners!

347
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,976
Oh, yeah!
We should have essay questions!