1 00:00:02,247 --> 00:00:04,545 Hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! 2 00:00:04,783 --> 00:00:07,445 There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! 3 00:00:07,653 --> 00:00:11,145 ln London, there could be a line at customs! Come on! 4 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:16,155 Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica. 5 00:00:17,462 --> 00:00:19,054 What have you got there? 6 00:00:19,231 --> 00:00:21,222 Condoms, dude. 7 00:00:22,868 --> 00:00:25,063 Well, how come the writing is in spanish? 8 00:00:26,004 --> 00:00:28,973 Don't read my condoms. 9 00:00:29,508 --> 00:00:34,309 Passport, check. Camera, check. Traveler's checks, check. 10 00:00:34,513 --> 00:00:36,811 -Who are you saying ''check'' to? -Myself. 11 00:00:37,049 --> 00:00:38,516 For remembering to pack a thing. 12 00:00:38,717 --> 00:00:41,413 You do a good thing, you get a ''check.'' 13 00:00:44,122 --> 00:00:46,249 Mom does it. l never realized it was weird. 14 00:00:46,491 --> 00:00:48,857 My mom used to put her head in the oven. 15 00:00:50,228 --> 00:00:53,720 Actually, only the one time. But it's pretty weird. 16 00:00:58,036 --> 00:00:59,025 Are you ready yet? 17 00:00:59,237 --> 00:01:01,705 -Got the tickets? -Right here. Check! 18 00:01:03,942 --> 00:01:05,705 lt's all London, baby! 19 00:01:05,944 --> 00:01:07,036 Here we go. 20 00:01:09,881 --> 00:01:10,870 Got your passport? 21 00:01:11,883 --> 00:01:15,046 Third drawer of my dresser. You don't want to lose that! 22 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:21,289 There it is! 23 00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:26,895 The One With Ross' Wedding 24 00:02:12,944 --> 00:02:15,970 The vacuum's in my closet on the left side. 25 00:02:16,281 --> 00:02:18,579 Garbage bags are next to the refrigerator. 26 00:02:18,784 --> 00:02:21,412 Rachel's gonna be here. Can't l just ask her? 27 00:02:21,987 --> 00:02:24,217 Yeah, okay. Give that a try! 28 00:02:25,891 --> 00:02:27,859 -Let's do it. -Cheerio! 29 00:02:28,093 --> 00:02:29,492 London, baby! 30 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,825 That's not gonna get annoying. 31 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:33,156 London, baby! 32 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:37,199 You know what? l was wrong. 33 00:02:37,402 --> 00:02:39,768 We're all here. Let's get going! 34 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,131 l want to go over and hug you... 35 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:45,207 ...and wish you luck, but l can't get up. 36 00:02:45,477 --> 00:02:48,810 -l'll come hug you. -Great, can you bring me the paper? 37 00:02:50,982 --> 00:02:53,075 -Have a great wedding. -Thanks. 38 00:02:53,318 --> 00:02:54,876 Chandler, l want to hug you too! 39 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:58,751 You might as well bring my book from your apartment. 40 00:03:04,529 --> 00:03:07,555 -So we're off. -Have fun! 41 00:03:09,501 --> 00:03:11,867 -l can't believe you won't be there. -l know. 42 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:14,698 Come. Why don't you come? 43 00:03:14,906 --> 00:03:18,433 To London. Please? lt would mean so much to me. 44 00:03:18,910 --> 00:03:21,105 l gotta work. l'm sorry. 45 00:03:21,313 --> 00:03:23,110 Why can't you take a couple of days off? 46 00:03:23,515 --> 00:03:26,348 Because l can't. l told you. 47 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:27,813 This is my wedding. 48 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,555 Now we are late. Let's go, let's go! 49 00:03:34,459 --> 00:03:37,223 Fine, you'll watch it on video when we get back. 50 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:42,022 Here you go, Phoebe! Phoe-bo! Phoo-ba-la! 51 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:47,002 You! 52 00:03:48,073 --> 00:03:49,370 Let's go! 53 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:51,041 Bye, Pheebs! 54 00:03:56,248 --> 00:03:58,307 London, baby! 55 00:04:00,819 --> 00:04:02,411 Oh, God! 56 00:04:02,754 --> 00:04:03,948 Do you need a hug? 57 00:04:05,423 --> 00:04:07,482 You don't have to bring me anything. 58 00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:26,543 Chandler, do something! 59 00:04:28,213 --> 00:04:31,944 -Do something! -l am. l'm ignoring you. 60 00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:34,279 l'll be the on-camera guy. 61 00:04:34,486 --> 00:04:37,046 All right. First stop... 62 00:04:37,255 --> 00:04:39,485 ...Westminster Abbey. 63 00:04:40,559 --> 00:04:41,617 What is that? 64 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:43,795 That's London, baby! 65 00:04:43,995 --> 00:04:45,986 All right, the hotel's here. 66 00:04:46,231 --> 00:04:47,289 Wait. 67 00:04:47,566 --> 00:04:48,794 We want to go-- 68 00:04:52,904 --> 00:04:54,064 l know. 69 00:04:54,773 --> 00:04:56,764 l'm gonna have to go into the map. 70 00:05:02,247 --> 00:05:05,307 lf you see a little version of me in there, kill it! 71 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:06,506 l got it. 72 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,682 Here we go! 73 00:05:11,456 --> 00:05:15,756 We're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time, are we? 74 00:05:17,429 --> 00:05:19,294 Man, you made me lose it! 75 00:05:28,106 --> 00:05:29,664 That was all before 1 0:00. 76 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:33,140 The caterer rang. lt'll be Chicken Kiev, not Tarragon. 77 00:05:33,411 --> 00:05:35,777 Then the florist said there are no tulips. 78 00:05:35,981 --> 00:05:38,449 And the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome-- 79 00:05:38,984 --> 00:05:40,611 Emily, honey. Okay? 80 00:05:40,952 --> 00:05:43,045 Well, up yours too! 81 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:47,249 -What? -Oh, that's not what it means. 82 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:50,223 -No! That's ''time out.'' -Sorry. 83 00:05:50,495 --> 00:05:54,397 Sweetie, relax. Everything will be great, okay? 84 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:56,463 Come on, come on. 85 00:05:59,237 --> 00:06:01,034 Chicken Kiev? 86 00:06:01,239 --> 00:06:03,730 Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute? 87 00:06:04,643 --> 00:06:08,306 Salmon would be more elegant than chicken. 88 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:11,447 And you wouldn't worry about the salmonella. 89 00:06:14,085 --> 00:06:15,712 But of course... 90 00:06:15,887 --> 00:06:20,586 ...with salmon you would have to worry about the chicknella. 91 00:06:20,825 --> 00:06:22,850 l can't wait to see where you're getting married. 92 00:06:23,061 --> 00:06:26,553 lt's beautiful. Her parents got married here. 93 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:28,790 l can't believe they're tearing it down. 94 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,096 lt's really the most lovely building. lt's over-- 95 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:38,099 Oh, my God! 96 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:40,839 lt's nice. 97 00:06:50,555 --> 00:06:52,750 Oh, my God! 98 00:06:52,991 --> 00:06:54,925 What are we going to do? 99 00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:57,353 Everything's gonna be all right. 100 00:06:57,562 --> 00:06:58,824 How's it gonna be all right? 101 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:00,554 l see that. 102 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:04,934 l talked to a guy, and l found out what happened. 103 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:06,660 They tore it down early. 104 00:07:56,087 --> 00:07:57,884 All right! 105 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:00,319 Westminster Abbey. 106 00:08:00,525 --> 00:08:03,016 Hands down, best abbey l ever seen. 107 00:08:06,998 --> 00:08:09,262 What do you think of the Abbey? 108 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:13,333 lt's great! They're thinking of changing the name. 109 00:08:13,571 --> 00:08:16,699 -To what? -To ''Put the Camera Away'' ! 110 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:20,404 Man, you are Westminster Crabby. 111 00:08:29,521 --> 00:08:32,285 Don't worry, you'll find some place to get married. 112 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:35,858 Sorry. Lucky this dress is red. 113 00:08:38,196 --> 00:08:40,926 We can't find another place. 114 00:08:41,232 --> 00:08:42,665 Then we can't have the wedding. 115 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:47,100 l've ordered chicken, and salad, and cake for a 1 50. 116 00:08:47,505 --> 00:08:49,302 What should be the most wonderfull day of my life... 117 00:08:49,474 --> 00:08:53,069 ...is rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food. 118 00:08:54,079 --> 00:08:55,944 You're gonna find a place. 119 00:08:56,114 --> 00:09:00,244 But even if, God forbid, you didn't, so you postpone the wedding. 120 00:09:00,418 --> 00:09:01,885 ls that really so bad? 121 00:09:02,087 --> 00:09:05,022 Think about it. You could take all the time your needed to get everything that you want. 122 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:08,956 You could have tulips. You could have salmon. 123 00:09:09,527 --> 00:09:11,119 Salmon. 124 00:09:12,797 --> 00:09:16,494 l suppose it wouldn't be the end of the world. 125 00:09:18,069 --> 00:09:19,900 Oh, thank you. 126 00:09:20,071 --> 00:09:22,005 Look, either way you're gonna get married. You're gonna be happy. 127 00:09:22,173 --> 00:09:24,164 My mom's gonna like you better than me. 128 00:09:25,777 --> 00:09:28,871 Oh, God. She has told you that already, didn't she? 129 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:38,411 -Don't get up. What do you need? -Nothing. 130 00:09:38,656 --> 00:09:41,147 Come on. l'm here to take care of you. 131 00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,658 Okay, l have a wedgie. 132 00:09:46,431 --> 00:09:47,796 That is all you. 133 00:09:51,136 --> 00:09:52,535 What do you want for lunch? 134 00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:54,931 l don't know. 135 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:57,071 l guess we have to eat. 136 00:09:57,342 --> 00:09:58,673 Yeah, l do. 137 00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:01,335 What's the matter? 138 00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:04,207 l'm bummed the way l left things with Ross. 139 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:08,509 l wish l didn't lie about work. He seemed so mad at me. 140 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:12,449 Don't be so hard on yourself. lf l was still in love with some-- 141 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,316 Still in love with? 142 00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:17,127 l'm not in love with Ross. 143 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,027 Good! 144 00:10:23,234 --> 00:10:24,861 Yeah, me neither. 145 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:28,837 l'm not at the wedding, because he's my ex-boyfriend... 146 00:10:29,107 --> 00:10:31,132 ...and that would be uncomfortable. 147 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:36,537 Not because l'm in love with him. l like Ross as much as anyone. 148 00:10:36,814 --> 00:10:40,443 Clearly, l have feelings for him, but they don't mean love. 149 00:10:40,652 --> 00:10:44,986 l mean, do l still have loving feelings for Ross? Yeah! 150 00:10:46,824 --> 00:10:48,689 l have continuing feelings of love. 151 00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:51,794 But that doesn't mean l'm still in love with him. 152 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:56,456 l have sexual feelings for him, but l do love him. 153 00:10:58,369 --> 00:10:59,859 Oh, my God! 154 00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:03,033 Why didn't you tell me? 155 00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:06,977 -We thought you knew! -We? 156 00:11:07,212 --> 00:11:09,305 We all know. We talk about it all the time. 157 00:11:11,549 --> 00:11:13,676 You all know? Does Ross know? 158 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:16,547 No! Ross doesn't know anything. 159 00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:18,853 And you didn't tell me! 160 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:22,423 We thought you knew. lt's so obvious! 161 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:24,525 lt would be like telling Monica: 162 00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:27,390 ''Hey, you like things clean.'' 163 00:11:30,201 --> 00:11:32,533 Or, you know, ''Hey, Joey, you're gay.'' 164 00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:35,528 What? 165 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,809 Oh, please, she's always got a broom in her hand. 166 00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:53,219 What are you in the market for? Scarves, souvenir postcards.... 167 00:11:53,491 --> 00:11:55,391 Check this out! 168 00:11:57,495 --> 00:11:59,827 That's the stuff! What do you think? 169 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:03,363 l won't need that ''l'm with stupid'' T-shirt anymore. 170 00:12:04,669 --> 00:12:06,933 Well, l like it. Here you go. 171 00:12:07,171 --> 00:12:10,834 You're not really buying that. Haven't you embarrassed me enough? 172 00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,269 Oh, l embarrass you? 173 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:15,604 How can l answer when l'm pretending l don't know you? 174 00:12:16,581 --> 00:12:19,414 He's just jealous. All Londoners wear them. 175 00:12:19,684 --> 00:12:23,450 Really? Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one? 176 00:12:23,955 --> 00:12:26,014 They're all tourists. 177 00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:30,117 lf you insist on wearing that in public... 178 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:33,693 ...you're gonna spend the afternoon all by yourself. 179 00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:43,262 lf you make me choose between you and the hat, l choose the hat. 180 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,133 -Good choice. -Thanks. 181 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:49,109 That's it! l'm out of here. l won't be embarrassed any more. 182 00:12:58,656 --> 00:13:01,454 How are you doing? Joey Tribbiani, America. 183 00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:12,129 l spoke to your dad, and you know what? 184 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,531 He thinks we can find a new hall. 185 00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:17,240 -We don't have to. -You found a place? 186 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:20,774 No, but Monica and l were talking... 187 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:24,208 ...and l was so upset about the hall being knocked down... 188 00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:27,441 ...and she suggested we put the wedding off for a bit. 189 00:13:30,822 --> 00:13:31,948 She said what? 190 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:35,319 lf l won't be happy with somewhere we'd find in a day... 191 00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:37,424 ...we should postpone it. 192 00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:41,796 Postpone it. 193 00:13:43,568 --> 00:13:47,766 Do you think Monica realizes how much our parents spent on this? 194 00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:52,272 Do you think my sister's teeny, tiny, little brain comprehends... 195 00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,842 ...that people took time out of their lives... 196 00:13:55,113 --> 00:13:58,139 ...to fly thousands of miles to be here? 197 00:14:02,353 --> 00:14:03,479 This isn't right. 198 00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:08,080 l realize that people are gonna be disappointed. 199 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:10,453 But l'm sure they'll come back. 200 00:14:10,661 --> 00:14:14,153 l can't ask people to do that. Would you? 201 00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:15,922 Don't you point your pants at me! 202 00:14:17,969 --> 00:14:19,163 We have no choice. 203 00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:22,497 Anywhere half-decent will have been booked. 204 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:25,265 Don't you understand? This is our wedding! 205 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:30,174 Postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married. 206 00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:33,407 -You're saying it's now or never? -l'm saying it's now. 207 00:14:33,618 --> 00:14:35,916 -Or? -There's no ''or'' in mine! 208 00:14:36,187 --> 00:14:38,087 What is wrong with these pants? 209 00:14:40,591 --> 00:14:43,185 lt's not the pants. lt's you who's backwards. 210 00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:46,591 lf you don't understand how important this is to me... 211 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,595 ...perhaps we shouldn't marry at all! 212 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,564 Emily, no! Wait, stop! Emily, please-- 213 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,941 Did shopping help you feel any better? 214 00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,912 Manhattan doesn't have enough stores. 215 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,778 l can help you get over him. 216 00:15:11,989 --> 00:15:13,251 You can? 217 00:15:13,491 --> 00:15:15,823 l need you to bring me photos of Ross... 218 00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:18,721 ...and a small piece of chocolate... 219 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:20,828 ...and a glass of tepid water. 220 00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:23,123 ls this where you throw stuff... 221 00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:27,668 ...in a bag with graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree? 222 00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:30,430 Only if you have the hiccups too. 223 00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:36,574 The chocolate and water are for me. l didn't feel like getting up. 224 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,248 l'll show you a picture of Ross. 225 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:45,250 And you remember all the bad things about him. 226 00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:47,684 -Focus on his flaws. -l can do that. 227 00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:50,189 l did that while we were going out. 228 00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:55,030 Before we start, l want to say, for the record, l love Ross. 229 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,131 He's such a great guy. 230 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,202 Close your eyes. 231 00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:07,543 lmagine that you're with Ross. 232 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:09,803 lmagine that you're kissing him. 233 00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:13,609 You're running your hands all over his body. 234 00:16:13,851 --> 00:16:16,445 You run your hands through his hair but-- 235 00:16:16,654 --> 00:16:20,021 Gross! lt's some kind of grease. 236 00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,653 l don't know. 237 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,627 His hair never bothered me that much. 238 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:31,664 lt was more crunchy than it was greasy. 239 00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:36,532 This will be harder than l thought. 240 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:39,037 Let's try some aversion therapy. 241 00:16:40,645 --> 00:16:42,545 Look at the picture. 242 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,583 How do you feel now? 243 00:16:52,823 --> 00:16:54,814 Well, l like you less. 244 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,424 Sorry. 245 00:17:27,825 --> 00:17:31,420 l'm sorry. l shouldn't have said you were embarrassing me. 246 00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:32,926 That wasn't cool. 247 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:37,191 lf it makes you feel any better, l've had a really lousy day. 248 00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:39,764 Me too. 249 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:41,669 -Yeah? -No! 250 00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:45,104 l had the best day ever! 251 00:17:46,577 --> 00:17:48,602 Dude, check this out! 252 00:17:58,689 --> 00:18:00,953 Tell my friend you like my hat. 253 00:18:01,225 --> 00:18:04,058 -What's your friend's name? -Chandler. 254 00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:05,353 Hi, Chandler. 255 00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:09,293 -That's-- -That's Fergie, baby! 256 00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:15,235 Joey says you don't like his hat, but I think it's kind of dashing. 257 00:18:16,974 --> 00:18:19,534 So I hear you're single now. 258 00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:22,745 -Yeah, I don't like the hat that much. -Okay. 259 00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:25,443 When did you--? How? 260 00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,884 l was trying to get to Buckingham Palace. 261 00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,076 So l'm in my map and-- 262 00:18:33,891 --> 00:18:36,758 l understand you had a talk with Emily. 263 00:18:36,961 --> 00:18:38,451 Yes, l did. 264 00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:41,596 And you are welcome. 265 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:43,622 Am l? 266 00:18:45,636 --> 00:18:48,104 Was it your idea to postpone the wedding? 267 00:18:51,242 --> 00:18:52,800 -l'm going to the bathroom. -Wait up! 268 00:18:56,447 --> 00:18:59,507 Since you're the fix-it lady, here's a pickle: 269 00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:04,244 What do you do when the bride says she doesn't want the wedding at all? 270 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:07,349 She said that? Why? 271 00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:11,425 l don't know. l said it was stupid to put off the wedding... 272 00:19:11,662 --> 00:19:14,096 ...and she, like, flipped out. 273 00:19:14,598 --> 00:19:17,965 Oh, my God! You're even dumber than l am. 274 00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:20,526 Excuse me? 275 00:19:21,038 --> 00:19:23,939 How long have you been planning this wedding? 276 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:25,469 l don't know. A month? 277 00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:28,873 Emily's probably been planning it since she was 5. 278 00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:32,776 Ever since the first time she hung a pillowcase from her head. 279 00:19:34,652 --> 00:19:36,381 That's what we did. 280 00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:39,815 We dreamed about the perfect wedding. 281 00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:42,458 ln the perfect place. 282 00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:45,791 With the perfect four-tiered wedding cake. 283 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:48,855 With the little people on top. 284 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,037 But the most important part... 285 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,746 ...is that we had the perfect guy... 286 00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:08,144 ...who understood just how important all that stuff was. 287 00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:12,079 l had no idea. 288 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:17,359 That pillowcase thing, l thought you were doing The Flying Nun. 289 00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:21,527 Sometimes we were. 290 00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:24,829 Come on. 291 00:20:25,202 --> 00:20:27,102 Help me figure out what to do. 292 00:20:33,844 --> 00:20:36,074 Pretty intense, huh? 293 00:20:37,281 --> 00:20:41,684 l hope Ross didn't think we left because we were uncomfortable here. 294 00:20:48,192 --> 00:20:49,523 l hope he did. 295 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:59,330 l thought of a good flaw. Ross pops his gum. 296 00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,300 Oh, right. 297 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,869 -Wait a minute. l do that too. -l know, it drives me crazy. 298 00:21:07,711 --> 00:21:09,679 l'll get it. 299 00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:13,815 Pheebs, it's Joey. 300 00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:15,484 Hey, Joey! 301 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:19,218 l saw someone that looks just like you on the subway. 302 00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:23,824 l was going to say hi, then l figured he doesn't care he looks like you. 303 00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:27,757 That just cost me 4 bucks. 304 00:21:28,599 --> 00:21:32,057 l called to see how the chick and the duck are doing. 305 00:21:32,269 --> 00:21:35,761 They're having fun with Aunt Phoebe. Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful. 306 00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:39,072 So do you miss me? 307 00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:42,143 Kind of, but l've been having too much fun. 308 00:21:42,346 --> 00:21:43,745 You're not homesick yet? 309 00:21:44,315 --> 00:21:47,148 l don't think so. 310 00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,915 Well, the seven of us miss you. 311 00:21:53,624 --> 00:21:55,819 -Who's seven? -Me, Rachel... 312 00:21:56,026 --> 00:21:57,357 ...the birds, the babies. 313 00:21:57,628 --> 00:21:59,858 The babies miss me? 314 00:22:00,631 --> 00:22:04,567 Of course they do, or l'm just really hungry. 315 00:22:06,503 --> 00:22:07,527 Pizza guy's here! 316 00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:09,865 You ordered pizza without me? 317 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:14,533 But we were thinking about you. We ordered the Joey Special. 318 00:22:14,745 --> 00:22:16,406 Two pizzas? 319 00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:20,779 -Gotta go! Talk to you later. -Wait! 320 00:22:20,985 --> 00:22:22,885 Where did you get it from? 321 00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:37,361 And they're always glad you came 322 00:22:38,769 --> 00:22:41,169 You want to be where you can see 323 00:22:41,405 --> 00:22:43,669 Your troubles are all the same 324 00:22:43,908 --> 00:22:48,174 You want to be Where everybody knows your name 325 00:22:52,783 --> 00:22:55,047 Why have you brought me here? 326 00:22:55,252 --> 00:22:56,446 You'll see. 327 00:22:56,954 --> 00:22:58,581 This wedding won't happen. 328 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:03,590 Ross. 329 00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,261 But imagine a lot more lights... 330 00:23:06,563 --> 00:23:09,088 ...and fewer bricks... 331 00:23:09,366 --> 00:23:11,891 ...and flowers and candles. 332 00:23:12,102 --> 00:23:14,730 And the musicians can go over here. 333 00:23:14,972 --> 00:23:17,406 The chairs can face this way and-- 334 00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:18,730 You go. 335 00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:24,103 But if you don't love this, we'll do it any other place or time. 336 00:23:24,381 --> 00:23:25,973 Really, it's fine. 337 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,877 Whatever you want. 338 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:31,081 lt's perfect. 339 00:23:31,588 --> 00:23:33,749 And, l don't know, if it rains-- 340 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:35,550 Then we'll get wet. 341 00:23:41,832 --> 00:23:43,322 l don't even have a date. 342 00:23:47,738 --> 00:23:49,672 Do you remember where the duck food is? 343 00:23:49,907 --> 00:23:52,637 ln the guys' apartment, under the sink. Why? 344 00:23:52,977 --> 00:23:54,842 Because l'm going to London. 345 00:23:55,112 --> 00:23:56,977 What? What do you mean? 346 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:59,408 l have to tell Ross l love him. 347 00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:02,608 Take care and don't have the babies till l get back. 348 00:24:04,288 --> 00:24:06,916 But what about all the finding-his-flaws stuff we've been doing? 349 00:24:07,157 --> 00:24:08,988 Yeah, that didn't work. 350 00:24:09,226 --> 00:24:11,194 You can't go. Ross loves Emily. 351 00:24:11,428 --> 00:24:14,158 l know, but l have to tell him how l feel. 352 00:24:14,431 --> 00:24:18,925 He deserves all the information to make an informed decision. 353 00:24:19,136 --> 00:24:22,105 You're going because you hope he'll say: 354 00:24:22,339 --> 00:24:25,240 ''l love you too. Forget the British chippy.'' 355 00:24:27,578 --> 00:24:28,670 You think he will? 356 00:24:28,912 --> 00:24:32,678 No, because he's in love with the British chippy! 357 00:24:34,251 --> 00:24:37,982 You're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding. 358 00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:41,019 lt's too late! You missed your chance. 359 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:43,987 l'm sorry. This must be hard. 360 00:24:45,696 --> 00:24:47,527 But it's over. 361 00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:54,426 No, it's not over until someone says, ''l do.'' 362 00:24:55,139 --> 00:24:56,834 l do! l do! 363 00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:07,806 Like l can really chase you. l'm carrying a litter! 364 00:25:17,828 --> 00:25:19,523 The Waltham residence. 365 00:25:19,863 --> 00:25:21,694 ls this Emily's parents' house? 366 00:25:21,965 --> 00:25:24,058 This is the housekeeper speaking. 367 00:25:24,234 --> 00:25:29,001 And, by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone. 368 00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:31,941 First one identifies oneself... 369 00:25:32,242 --> 00:25:36,440 ...and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak. 370 00:25:37,281 --> 00:25:39,681 What are you saying? 371 00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:43,781 Now, let us try that again, shall we? 372 00:25:43,954 --> 00:25:45,819 No! 373 00:25:45,989 --> 00:25:49,049 Oh, my God! 374 00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:55,662 -The Waltham residence. -Hello. 375 00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:59,029 This is Phoebe Buffay. l was wondering, please... 376 00:25:59,236 --> 00:26:01,898 ...if it's not too much trouble, please... 377 00:26:02,206 --> 00:26:05,198 ...might l speak with Miss Emily Waltham, please? 378 00:26:05,976 --> 00:26:08,774 Miss Waltham is at the rehearsal dinner. 379 00:26:09,046 --> 00:26:12,948 And it is not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye. 380 00:26:13,283 --> 00:26:17,185 l'll be nice, l swear. Could you just give me the number for where they are? 381 00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:21,517 l'm afraid l'm not at liberty to divulge that information. 382 00:26:21,725 --> 00:26:25,786 Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding, and l have to warn somebody. 383 00:26:26,063 --> 00:26:29,055 So if you don't give me that number, l'm gonna come over there... 384 00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:33,726 ...and l'm gonna kick your snooty ass all the way to New Gloukenshire! 385 00:26:34,538 --> 00:26:36,506 Hello? Hello? 386 00:26:36,707 --> 00:26:39,301 She knew l could kick her ass. 387 00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:48,782 -Hi, sweetheart. -Mom, Dad. 388 00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:50,146 Sorry we're late. 389 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,481 My fault. l insisted on riding the tube. 390 00:26:52,723 --> 00:26:54,748 Judy, the kids! 391 00:26:55,425 --> 00:26:58,053 Jack, that's what they call the subway. 392 00:26:59,463 --> 00:27:02,728 -l thought-- -Dad, we got it. 393 00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:05,432 Here comes my dad and stepmom. 394 00:27:05,669 --> 00:27:06,829 Mr. and Mrs. Geller. 395 00:27:07,070 --> 00:27:08,901 -This is Steven... -Hello, darling. 396 00:27:09,173 --> 00:27:10,663 ...and Andrea Waltham. 397 00:27:10,874 --> 00:27:12,774 Very nice to meet you. 398 00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:14,839 Darling, the Gellers. 399 00:27:15,078 --> 00:27:16,705 Darling, it's the Gellers. 400 00:27:16,947 --> 00:27:20,542 She's very self-involved. l should never have married her. 401 00:27:22,686 --> 00:27:24,244 -lt's the Gellers. -Where? 402 00:27:24,454 --> 00:27:26,388 That's one and that's another one. 403 00:27:28,058 --> 00:27:29,116 Lovely to meet you. 404 00:27:29,393 --> 00:27:31,623 Nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. 405 00:27:31,862 --> 00:27:34,387 The hell with tradition. We're happy to do it. 406 00:27:34,631 --> 00:27:37,361 We know how expensive weddings can be. 407 00:27:37,601 --> 00:27:40,570 Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw. 408 00:27:41,838 --> 00:27:44,602 A joke that's funny in all countries. 409 00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:49,870 Sir? 410 00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:53,514 -What's in it? -Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta. 411 00:27:57,988 --> 00:27:59,182 That's not food. 412 00:28:02,993 --> 00:28:05,985 Everything's different here. l want to go home. 413 00:28:07,698 --> 00:28:09,632 l miss my family, the coffeehouse. 414 00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:12,164 l can't even remember what Phoebe looks like! 415 00:28:13,637 --> 00:28:14,831 lt's been three days. 416 00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:18,666 Okay, you're just homesick. 417 00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:22,173 Would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself? 418 00:28:22,846 --> 00:28:25,110 You're different here too. 419 00:28:26,183 --> 00:28:28,208 You're mean in England! 420 00:28:29,653 --> 00:28:30,950 What the hell? 421 00:28:31,154 --> 00:28:32,143 What's up, Dad? 422 00:28:32,356 --> 00:28:35,052 This bill for my half of the wedding. lt's insane. 423 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:37,886 How can it be so much? The reception's at their house. 424 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:42,064 Flowers, liquor. Re-carpet first floor? 425 00:28:42,299 --> 00:28:44,961 New guest bath, landscaping. 426 00:28:45,235 --> 00:28:47,465 l'm paying to remodel this guy's house. 427 00:28:47,671 --> 00:28:50,538 l'm gonna give that son of a bitch a piece of my mind. 428 00:28:51,108 --> 00:28:52,097 Please. 429 00:28:52,309 --> 00:28:54,903 l don't want anything to upset Emily tonight. 430 00:28:55,145 --> 00:28:57,978 She's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. 431 00:28:58,181 --> 00:29:00,581 Here. Let me go talk to him. 432 00:29:00,784 --> 00:29:04,083 You tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers. 433 00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:10,482 Sometimes l forget how powerful you can be. 434 00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:17,327 And l'm gonna go get drunk. 435 00:29:22,973 --> 00:29:25,441 -Hello. -Hello. 436 00:29:26,009 --> 00:29:27,636 When is your next flight to London? 437 00:29:27,844 --> 00:29:30,210 There's one leaving in 30 minutes. 438 00:29:30,414 --> 00:29:32,848 And l do have one seat left. 439 00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:34,578 Thank you, thank you. 440 00:29:34,785 --> 00:29:38,744 The last-minute fare on this ticket is $2700. 441 00:29:40,257 --> 00:29:43,226 Huh. How about 600? 442 00:29:43,393 --> 00:29:46,851 -Sorry. -How about 600 and these earrings? 443 00:29:48,098 --> 00:29:51,625 They prefer it if l don't barter. 444 00:29:51,868 --> 00:29:54,564 l don't think l have enough left on my credit card. 445 00:29:54,771 --> 00:29:57,239 You can split it with another card. 446 00:29:57,441 --> 00:29:59,375 How about five? 447 00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:02,509 Thank you. 448 00:30:02,746 --> 00:30:05,112 l'm just going to need to see your passport. 449 00:30:07,951 --> 00:30:12,354 l don't have it, but l can tell you exactly where it is on my nightstand. 450 00:30:14,558 --> 00:30:17,459 You know what? l have my driver's license. 451 00:30:19,096 --> 00:30:21,189 And l have a 20. 452 00:30:25,836 --> 00:30:29,272 Face it. My father is not going to pay for the built-in barbecue. 453 00:30:29,573 --> 00:30:32,599 And believe me, you can kiss your gazebo goodbye. 454 00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:37,370 l might be able to get you the new lawn. 455 00:30:37,581 --> 00:30:40,345 Then you have to give us the lawn ornaments. 456 00:30:41,218 --> 00:30:45,177 l go back there with lawn ornaments, he'll laugh in my face. 457 00:30:45,522 --> 00:30:49,390 This is ridiculous. l mean, we had an agreement. 458 00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:52,559 Will you say something, Steven? 459 00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:56,364 Don't take that tone with me. 460 00:30:58,034 --> 00:31:00,059 All right, you can. 461 00:31:06,143 --> 00:31:07,542 Thank God! 462 00:31:07,811 --> 00:31:10,075 You changed your mind. 463 00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:13,273 You probably want to be alone, you don't want to talk about it. 464 00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:15,077 You're doing the right thing. 465 00:31:16,386 --> 00:31:17,717 Where are you going? 466 00:31:17,921 --> 00:31:19,354 What are you doing? No, wait. 467 00:31:20,357 --> 00:31:23,520 Why am l always pregnant when she does that? 468 00:31:33,003 --> 00:31:35,028 l'd like to make a toast to Ross and Emily. 469 00:31:35,439 --> 00:31:36,963 My big toast is tomorrow. 470 00:31:37,207 --> 00:31:41,303 This is kind of my little toast, or Melba toast, if you will. 471 00:31:44,581 --> 00:31:46,048 Okay. 472 00:31:46,216 --> 00:31:50,915 l've known Ross for a long time. l knew him when he was with his first girlfriend. 473 00:31:51,455 --> 00:31:55,357 l thought things were going to work out for him, until the day he over-inflated her. 474 00:31:59,729 --> 00:32:01,390 Oh, dear God! 475 00:32:04,901 --> 00:32:06,994 Hello, Waltham lnteriors. 476 00:32:07,204 --> 00:32:08,637 Mrs. Waltham. 477 00:32:08,905 --> 00:32:12,568 l need to speak with one of the best men or Ross' sister, Monica. 478 00:32:13,243 --> 00:32:17,407 -Who is this? -Phoebe, one of Ross' best friends. 479 00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:19,710 How did you get this number? 480 00:32:19,883 --> 00:32:24,252 l got it from your maid. She's a bitch, but l wore her down. 481 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:27,756 lf you're one of Ross' best friends, why aren't you here? 482 00:32:27,991 --> 00:32:31,222 l can't fly. l'm having my brother's babies. 483 00:32:36,399 --> 00:32:38,458 Am l on the radio? 484 00:32:40,904 --> 00:32:43,429 Can l talk to one of them? lt's important. 485 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,734 l'm bored of you now. l'm going to cut you off. 486 00:32:47,611 --> 00:32:51,980 Oh, okay, l'm going to have to kick her ass too. 487 00:32:52,382 --> 00:32:57,649 We're excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. 488 00:32:57,821 --> 00:33:00,654 To think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. 489 00:33:01,825 --> 00:33:03,019 Come on, Monty Hall! 490 00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:05,956 Let's Make a Deal. Come on, you people! 491 00:33:07,197 --> 00:33:10,223 All right, forget it. Congratulations, Ross and Emily. 492 00:33:14,838 --> 00:33:18,035 Best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. 493 00:33:18,308 --> 00:33:21,141 l'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here. 494 00:33:24,648 --> 00:33:27,276 Congratulations to the happy couple. 495 00:33:28,051 --> 00:33:31,543 l first met Ross in this coffeehouse back home. 496 00:33:38,562 --> 00:33:39,790 Home. 497 00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:42,858 New York City. 498 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:45,397 Where everybody knows my name. 499 00:33:48,338 --> 00:33:49,532 Anyway... 500 00:33:50,507 --> 00:33:51,804 ...l love you guys. 501 00:33:52,242 --> 00:33:54,972 But not as much as l love America. 502 00:33:57,314 --> 00:33:59,874 Can we please go home now? 503 00:34:01,051 --> 00:34:02,678 Are you going home? 504 00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:05,581 l was hoping to get to know you better. 505 00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:09,085 l'm not going anywhere, sweetheart. 506 00:34:14,831 --> 00:34:16,560 l was laughing. 507 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:19,057 Out loud? 508 00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:23,933 l didn't want everyone to think l was stupid. 509 00:34:24,341 --> 00:34:25,330 So how are you? 510 00:34:25,675 --> 00:34:29,372 My mother's driving me crazy. But Ross is getting married. l'm happy. 511 00:34:29,546 --> 00:34:31,776 l'm not going to let anything spoil that. 512 00:34:33,116 --> 00:34:36,950 l just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man. 513 00:34:37,487 --> 00:34:39,512 Thanks. We like him. 514 00:34:40,490 --> 00:34:44,324 My God! You must have been a teenager when you had him. 515 00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:53,430 There's no way in hell l'm paying for it. 516 00:34:53,670 --> 00:34:56,161 Look, we're down to just one point. 517 00:34:56,373 --> 00:34:59,570 Could we please just settle it after the wedding? 518 00:34:59,776 --> 00:35:03,109 Fine, but l'm not paying for your wine cellar... 519 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:07,783 ...you thieving, would-be-speaking- German-if-it-weren't-for-us, cheap little man! 520 00:35:12,789 --> 00:35:16,691 The guy was hammered. There's no way you look like Ross' mother. 521 00:35:18,294 --> 00:35:20,762 -Then why would he say it? -Because he's crazy! 522 00:35:20,964 --> 00:35:25,230 He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic. 523 00:35:28,304 --> 00:35:31,068 My mother's right. l'll never get married. 524 00:35:31,608 --> 00:35:33,769 You know what, that is-- 525 00:35:34,077 --> 00:35:36,068 Who wouldn't want you? 526 00:35:36,246 --> 00:35:39,511 Please! l'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son. 527 00:35:43,386 --> 00:35:46,822 -Hi, l'm back. Listen, l need to-- -Hello. 528 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:49,582 Hello. l need to get on that 1 1 :00 flight. 529 00:35:49,759 --> 00:35:52,284 l'm afraid that plane's already pulled away from the gate. 530 00:35:52,462 --> 00:35:56,660 You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and pick me up. 531 00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:59,728 -Can't do that. -Sure, you know what? 532 00:35:59,903 --> 00:36:05,341 We'll just tell them that there was, like, a problem with, like, the engine. 533 00:36:05,508 --> 00:36:08,966 l'm afraid l'm going to have to ask you to step aside, miss. 534 00:36:09,145 --> 00:36:12,376 Look, if l don't get to London he is gonna marry that other girl. 535 00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:15,416 Can't imagine why. 536 00:36:15,885 --> 00:36:17,216 All right. You know what? 537 00:36:17,387 --> 00:36:22,290 l am not leaving here until you call that plane back. 538 00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:31,095 l'm getting married today! 539 00:36:33,169 --> 00:36:34,158 Morning. 540 00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:37,066 -l'm getting married today! -Yeah, you are. 541 00:36:40,677 --> 00:36:42,770 Do you think he knew l was here? 542 00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:09,666 -Excuse me. -Yeah. 543 00:37:09,839 --> 00:37:12,774 lf you're going to do that throughout the flight, tell me now... 544 00:37:12,942 --> 00:37:15,536 ...so that l can take a sedative. 545 00:37:15,712 --> 00:37:18,180 Or perhaps slip you one. 546 00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:23,875 l'm sorry. l'm very sorry. Sorry. 547 00:37:24,888 --> 00:37:27,584 lt's just, l'm kind of excited. 548 00:37:27,757 --> 00:37:30,021 l'm going to London... 549 00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:33,321 ...to tell this guy that l love him. 550 00:37:42,672 --> 00:37:45,698 Well, l've never done that with you before. 551 00:37:48,378 --> 00:37:49,743 So how are you? 552 00:37:50,513 --> 00:37:51,741 You okay? 553 00:37:52,549 --> 00:37:54,073 Yeah. Yeah. You? 554 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,980 Oh, yes. Yes. 555 00:37:57,153 --> 00:37:58,313 You? 556 00:37:59,756 --> 00:38:01,348 We did you. 557 00:38:03,693 --> 00:38:05,593 Well.... 558 00:38:06,329 --> 00:38:08,889 -l better get going. -Absolutely. 559 00:38:11,868 --> 00:38:13,495 Could you not look? 560 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:15,531 l don't want to look. 561 00:38:29,686 --> 00:38:31,586 Where the hell have you been? 562 00:38:32,856 --> 00:38:37,486 l spent the night out. l met this cute bridesmaid. She is so-- 563 00:38:37,727 --> 00:38:38,989 l don't want to hear it! 564 00:38:39,362 --> 00:38:42,627 Pheebs, you know you're still my number-one girl. 565 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:47,363 No. No. We have an emergency. Rachel's coming to London. 566 00:38:47,637 --> 00:38:49,161 Great! 567 00:38:49,973 --> 00:38:53,670 No, it's not great. She's coming to tell Ross that she loves him. 568 00:38:53,877 --> 00:38:54,969 But he loves Emily. 569 00:38:55,211 --> 00:38:56,974 l know that! 570 00:38:57,647 --> 00:39:00,480 You have to stop her. She's going to ruin the wedding. 571 00:39:00,650 --> 00:39:02,447 Okay. 572 00:39:02,752 --> 00:39:05,516 -All right, so-- -Hold on, hold on. 573 00:39:05,688 --> 00:39:08,589 Rachel coming. 574 00:39:11,394 --> 00:39:13,294 Do... 575 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:16,160 ...something. 576 00:39:16,466 --> 00:39:18,434 l've done my part, okay? 577 00:39:18,635 --> 00:39:21,069 lt's your responsibility now. The burden is off me. 578 00:39:21,237 --> 00:39:22,704 -Right? -Right. 579 00:39:23,406 --> 00:39:25,306 So tell me about this girl. 580 00:39:27,477 --> 00:39:30,878 And so then l realized, all the stuff that l had been doing... 581 00:39:31,047 --> 00:39:35,074 ...proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why l couldn't come to the wedding... 582 00:39:35,251 --> 00:39:38,015 -...was all just a way-- -Oh, oh, oh, oh! 583 00:39:38,655 --> 00:39:40,452 l'm sorry, can l interrupt? 584 00:39:40,623 --> 00:39:46,255 l just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person. 585 00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,692 Pardon me? 586 00:39:48,865 --> 00:39:52,460 You say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life. 587 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:54,899 l'm afraid l have to agree with your friend Pheebs. 588 00:39:55,071 --> 00:39:58,563 This is a terrible, terrible plan. 589 00:39:58,741 --> 00:40:02,108 -But he has to know how l feel. -But why? 590 00:40:02,278 --> 00:40:06,476 He loves this Emily person. No good can come of this. 591 00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:10,819 -Well, l think you're wrong. -Oh, no. 592 00:40:14,757 --> 00:40:20,787 Well, he doesn't really love her. lt's just a rebound thing from me. 593 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:24,961 -You'll see. -Fortunately l won't. 594 00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:29,764 And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. 595 00:40:37,647 --> 00:40:40,013 Do something. 596 00:40:41,451 --> 00:40:43,316 Something. 597 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:48,919 -Have you seen Monica? -l'm not seeing Monica! 598 00:40:52,795 --> 00:40:54,660 -What? -What? 599 00:40:55,198 --> 00:40:58,861 We gotta find her. Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him. 600 00:40:59,102 --> 00:41:01,900 -Oh, my God! -l know. Do you know where Monica is? 601 00:41:02,138 --> 00:41:06,632 No. What's with the third degree? Why not just shine a light in my eyes? 602 00:41:18,354 --> 00:41:20,914 Oh, my God! 603 00:41:21,357 --> 00:41:23,655 lt's like a fairyland. 604 00:41:23,926 --> 00:41:26,087 l know. lt's horrible, isn't it? 605 00:41:26,763 --> 00:41:30,164 l love it. l only hope my wedding looks this good. 606 00:41:30,366 --> 00:41:32,391 -l just hope-- -You can let some of them go by. 607 00:41:36,506 --> 00:41:38,235 Start looking out for Rachel. 608 00:41:38,508 --> 00:41:41,443 l'll cover the front door. You watch that big hole. 609 00:41:41,711 --> 00:41:44,077 And l got Chandler covering Ross. 610 00:41:44,347 --> 00:41:46,440 Why would l care where Chandler is? 611 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,512 You know... 612 00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:52,280 ...sometimes l don't even like Chandler. 613 00:41:53,456 --> 00:41:55,287 Okay. 614 00:41:57,393 --> 00:41:58,382 l do. 615 00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:00,523 l do. 616 00:42:01,364 --> 00:42:02,797 l do. 617 00:42:02,999 --> 00:42:05,661 -You're right. lt's the second one. -Right? 618 00:42:09,739 --> 00:42:10,728 Hello, Joey. 619 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,498 Hey, Felicity. 620 00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:16,401 l thought about you all day. 621 00:42:18,114 --> 00:42:19,604 Talk New York to me again. 622 00:42:20,817 --> 00:42:22,842 Forget about it. 623 00:42:23,853 --> 00:42:24,842 How you doing? 624 00:42:29,192 --> 00:42:32,320 There's nothing to discuss. We're not paying for your wine cellar. 625 00:42:32,528 --> 00:42:34,519 You have to meet me in the middle here. 626 00:42:34,831 --> 00:42:37,629 My foot's gonna meet the middle of your ass. 627 00:42:39,535 --> 00:42:42,698 -What's going on? -Everything's under control. 628 00:42:42,939 --> 00:42:46,033 You want a piece of me, sir? ls that what you're saying? 629 00:42:47,810 --> 00:42:51,143 That's it! Parents! Parents! Back away! 630 00:42:51,447 --> 00:42:53,108 This is our wedding day! 631 00:42:53,783 --> 00:42:55,648 From now on, everyone gets along. 632 00:42:55,852 --> 00:42:58,047 And if l hear one more word... 633 00:42:58,321 --> 00:43:00,949 ...no grandchildren! That's right! 634 00:43:01,124 --> 00:43:03,319 -Okay, okay. -Sorry, old boy. 635 00:43:06,462 --> 00:43:08,953 l could kill you with my thumb, you know. 636 00:43:13,069 --> 00:43:14,468 What was all that about? 637 00:43:14,804 --> 00:43:17,637 lt was this disagreement over-- 638 00:43:19,542 --> 00:43:21,533 My God! You look beautiful. 639 00:43:24,046 --> 00:43:27,243 You're not meant to see me before the wedding. lt's bad luck. 640 00:43:27,483 --> 00:43:30,850 l think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have. 641 00:44:07,557 --> 00:44:09,525 My God, Rachel! 642 00:44:12,094 --> 00:44:14,619 You're here. l can't believe it. 643 00:44:17,066 --> 00:44:18,533 What happened? Why are you here? 644 00:44:18,901 --> 00:44:20,698 l just came to-- 645 00:44:24,907 --> 00:44:27,137 l just needed to tell you... 646 00:44:29,879 --> 00:44:31,938 ...congratulations. 647 00:45:04,013 --> 00:45:05,378 Hello, Waltham lnteriors. 648 00:45:05,815 --> 00:45:07,806 Mrs. Waltham? lt's Phoebe. 649 00:45:08,551 --> 00:45:10,576 Why? 650 00:45:11,153 --> 00:45:15,556 Can l talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time. 651 00:45:16,359 --> 00:45:19,123 There's a girl on the phone for you. 652 00:45:19,729 --> 00:45:20,957 Great! 653 00:45:24,267 --> 00:45:25,256 It's Phoebe. 654 00:45:25,601 --> 00:45:26,693 Did you stop Rachel? 655 00:45:26,869 --> 00:45:29,667 No, but it's okay. She just came in and gave him a hug. That's it. 656 00:45:29,872 --> 00:45:32,033 -Nothing got ruined? -No. 657 00:45:32,308 --> 00:45:34,435 That's so great! 658 00:45:35,044 --> 00:45:36,773 So, what's going on now? 659 00:45:38,614 --> 00:45:40,479 l'm walking down the aisle. 660 00:45:42,785 --> 00:45:44,446 Still walking. 661 00:45:44,987 --> 00:45:48,320 l'm about to pass the bridesmaid l hooked up with last night. 662 00:45:48,491 --> 00:45:50,220 Hey. 663 00:45:51,327 --> 00:45:53,488 l just told her ''hey.'' 664 00:45:54,096 --> 00:45:56,121 l'm at the front with Ross. 665 00:45:56,365 --> 00:45:57,764 lt's Phoebe! 666 00:46:02,338 --> 00:46:04,670 He looks pretty mad. 667 00:46:05,074 --> 00:46:06,063 l better go. 668 00:46:06,242 --> 00:46:08,710 Wait! Hold it up so l can listen. 669 00:46:15,951 --> 00:46:18,920 -What we did last night was-- -Stupid. 670 00:46:19,755 --> 00:46:22,087 Totally crazy, stupid. 671 00:46:22,358 --> 00:46:25,020 What were we thinking? 672 00:46:25,227 --> 00:46:27,695 l'm coming over tonight though, right? 673 00:46:29,899 --> 00:46:30,888 Definitely. 674 00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:58,550 Friends, family... 675 00:46:58,794 --> 00:47:00,785 ...we are gathered to celebrate... 676 00:47:01,030 --> 00:47:03,999 ...the joyous union of Ross and Emily. 677 00:47:05,701 --> 00:47:07,259 May the happiness of today... 678 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,698 ...be with them always. 679 00:47:09,071 --> 00:47:11,096 Now, Emily, repeat after me. 680 00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:13,808 -l, Emily... -l, Emily... 681 00:47:14,043 --> 00:47:16,273 -...take thee, Ross... -...take thee, Ross.... 682 00:47:16,479 --> 00:47:19,448 ...as my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health... 683 00:47:19,682 --> 00:47:21,707 ...till death parts us. 684 00:47:22,017 --> 00:47:25,885 As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health... 685 00:47:26,155 --> 00:47:28,123 ...until death parts us. 686 00:47:28,824 --> 00:47:29,813 Now, Ross. 687 00:47:31,627 --> 00:47:32,992 Repeat after me. 688 00:47:33,229 --> 00:47:34,821 l, Ross... 689 00:47:35,030 --> 00:47:36,156 l, Ross... 690 00:47:36,399 --> 00:47:37,832 ...take thee, Emily... 691 00:47:38,067 --> 00:47:39,728 ...take thee, Rachel-- 692 00:47:43,739 --> 00:47:45,297 Emily. 693 00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,209 Emily. 694 00:47:59,922 --> 00:48:01,947 Shall l go on? 695 00:48:43,265 --> 00:48:45,028 ''Mother, Mother, Pizza, Pizza,'' take one. 696 00:48:45,201 --> 00:48:49,797 Oh, the band's ready? We gotta do what the band says, right? 697 00:48:49,972 --> 00:48:53,271 l don't care about the stupid band! 698 00:48:56,879 --> 00:48:58,437 -Well, it's getting late. -Here we go. 699 00:48:58,614 --> 00:49:02,948 Actually, you guys mind staying here with me for a while? 700 00:49:03,118 --> 00:49:06,087 You know, we gotta get up early and catch the plane to New York. 701 00:49:06,255 --> 00:49:08,917 Yeah, it's a very large plane. 702 00:49:30,746 --> 00:49:32,805 Why, what's the matter? 703 00:49:41,390 --> 00:49:42,379 [ENGLlSH]