1 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:09,099 That was the 10th time I've peed here. 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,376 It's also the 10th time you've told us. 3 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,671 Sorry, it must be hard to hear. 4 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:19,885 It's easier having babies playing "Bring in Da Funk" on your bladder! 5 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:25,252 I am so sick of being pregnant. God! 6 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:29,259 I can't sleep, except on my back, which hurt. So I can't sleep. 7 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,164 My only happiness is from a cup of coffee... 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,028 ...which is decaf because I'm pregnant! 9 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,331 You want a cookie? 10 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,810 Thank you so much! 11 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:50,046 So, honey, how are those mood swings coming? 12 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,778 I haven't had any yet. 13 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:57,081 The One with the Worst Best Man Ever 14 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:43,995 Hey, guys. 15 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,264 All right, here's the ring. 16 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,466 Yes, yes! A thousand times, yes! 17 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,377 Any ideas for the bachelor party? 18 00:01:55,915 --> 00:02:00,477 Before rings and bachelor parties, you have to decide who your best man will be. 19 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,280 Oh, it's awkward. 20 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,653 I already asked Chandler. 21 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,187 He got to do it at your first wedding. 22 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:13,560 I figured you'd understand. I've known him longer. 23 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,759 I don't have any brothers. I'll never be a best man. 24 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:20,733 You can be the best man when I get married. 25 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,738 I'll never get to be a best man! 26 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,271 Wait, wait. 27 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:30,438 So you'll be my best man twice, and I won't be yours at all? 28 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:35,076 Of course, you can be my best man. 29 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:42,820 -What about me? You said I could. -I'm not getting married! 30 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,156 It's a question for science-fiction writers. 31 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,161 I can't believe it's not me. 32 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,936 -How could it not be me? -I'm not even 33 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,337 You know what? That's it. 34 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,302 From now on, Joey will be my best man. 35 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:00,602 Shame about you, though. 36 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,815 -Stop it. -What? 37 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,016 One of the babies is kicking. 38 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,614 That's a good thing. 39 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:14,259 It's not kicking me. It's kicking another baby. 40 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,363 Don't make me come in there! 41 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,658 Do you have a big bowl I can borrow? 42 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,666 There's one under the cabinet. 43 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:29,706 -Why do you need it? -We're having a party tomorrow night. 44 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,902 -Are you planning on inviting us? -No. Later! 45 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,181 Get your ass back here, Tribbiani! 46 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,147 Hormones. 47 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,847 How come you're having a party and we're not invited? 48 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:50,186 -It's Ross' bachelor party. -So? 49 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:51,455 Are you bachelors? 50 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,461 Are you strippers? 51 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,632 Then you're not invited. 52 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:03,173 Then you're not invited to our party either. 53 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,934 What party? 54 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,572 Phoebe's baby shower. 55 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:16,048 Baby shower? That so doesn't sound like something I want to do. 56 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,322 I can't believe I'm going to have a party. 57 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,018 That's so great. A party! 58 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,233 I don't know why. 59 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,574 This is what I got going for the party liquor-wise. 60 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:41,302 -Get a lot of liquor. -Great. 61 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:45,483 In terms of the invite list, I got you, me and Chandler. 62 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:49,051 I'll invite Gunther because we're talking pretty loud. 63 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:50,949 I'll be there. 64 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,759 I know it's your party... 65 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,327 ...but I'd like to limit the number of museum geeks. 66 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:02,591 Let's not invite any anthropologists. Just the dinosaur dudes. 67 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:08,668 We'll need a six-pack of Zima. 68 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,940 Hey, what are you doing? 69 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:16,241 Just planning my bachelor party with my best man. 70 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,748 Good luck trying to top the last one. 71 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:22,784 It won't be that difficult since this one won't be... 72 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,082 ...in the basement of a Pizza Hut. 73 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,925 I'm Ross, I'm Ross. I'm too good for the Hut. 74 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,995 I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything sounds great. 75 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:38,398 Keep it on the mellow side. A few guys hanging out. 76 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:41,539 -No strippers or anything. -You got it. 77 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,300 See you later. 78 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,772 Have fun planning your mellow party. 79 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:54,113 There will be strippers. He didn't say anything about no strippers. 80 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,980 He just said, "No strippers." 81 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,780 I chose not to hear that. 82 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,389 Look what I got, look what I got! 83 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,736 They make these for little people! 84 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,999 Little Village People. 85 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:20,301 Look at this one. This is my favorite. 86 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,006 That is so sweet. 87 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,307 Phoebe will love dressing them. 88 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:31,818 Except she won't be the one who gets to dress them. 89 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,959 She won't get to keep the babies. 90 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:40,359 My God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower! 91 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:46,466 Unless we give her all gifts she can use after her pregnancy. 92 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,004 Like regular coffee. Tequila! 93 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,837 -A carton of cigarettes! -She doesn't smoke. 94 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:55,378 -It's the thought that counts. -It's a great idea. 95 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,608 And those leather pants she's always wanted! 96 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,275 She'll love that! 97 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,077 What the hell is this? 98 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,985 You thought it'd make me feel better? 99 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:09,717 To give me something I can't use for two months? 100 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,419 This sucks! 101 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,658 -Who gave me this? -Well, l 102 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:19,031 They told me you like them. 103 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:25,875 All right, then I'm wrong. It's a great gift. The best present I ever got! 104 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,871 What's my next present? 105 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,241 We don't have anything. 106 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:34,377 All right, fine, then this is over. 107 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,285 Balloons! 108 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,790 -Listen, about the stripper.... -Yeah? 109 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,988 Good call! 110 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:50,168 So I'll be hosting your next bachelor party? 111 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:53,794 Joey, I'm kind of hoping this will be my last one. 112 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,835 A little announcement. 113 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:01,674 I've decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther. 114 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,108 What's my last name? 115 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,011 Central Perk? 116 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,489 Thanks for not marrying Rachel. 117 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:16,592 Hey, Gunther! Don't forget your shirt. 118 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,920 What are those? 119 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,827 Little party favors. Check it out. 120 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:34,309 Just want everybody to know the position of my best man is still open. 121 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,677 So is the position of the bride. 122 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,443 Great. 123 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,142 Smooth, man. 124 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,812 You got some chili on your neck. 125 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:51,725 I just want to say thanks, everyone. This was great! 126 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,296 See you guys Monday morning. 127 00:08:57,003 --> 00:09:00,234 -Thanks, Joey. -Don't forget your shirt. 128 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,909 Hey, museum geeks! Party's over. 129 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:10,410 Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. 130 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,050 Back to your parents' basement. All right. 131 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,623 Boys, come on out. Here you go. 132 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,889 Look at the birdies! Are those yours? 133 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:28,325 They let you keep chickens and ducks as pets? 134 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:31,196 And I got the duck totally trained too. 135 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,763 Stare at the wall. 136 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,666 Hardly move. 137 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,677 Be white. 138 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,245 You are good at that. 139 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,547 I had fun tonight. 140 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:49,779 -You throw one hell of a party. -Thanks. It was great meeting you. 141 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:54,857 If any of my friends ever get married or have a birthday or a Tuesday.... 142 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,291 Yeah, that'd be great. 143 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,924 So, I guess, good night. 144 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,636 Unless you want to hang around. 145 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,807 I'll let you play with my duck. 146 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,989 Stripper! 147 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,832 The stripper stole the ring! 148 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:44,738 Chandler, get up! The stripper stole the ring! 149 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,537 -What? -The ring is gone! 150 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,846 Just give me a minute to wake up for this. 151 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,518 You lost the ring. You're the worst best man! 152 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,958 This isn't funny. I go to sleep, everything's cool. 153 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,188 I wake up, the stripper's gone, and the ring is gone! 154 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,330 -You slept with her? -Of course! 155 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:14,205 -Hi, guys. -Hi, Phoebe. 156 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:21,170 I wanted to apologize if I seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. 157 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,173 Just the hormones. 158 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,747 -No, we -Hormones. 159 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,012 I wanted to say thank you. It was so sweet. 160 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,626 You seem to be doing much better. 161 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,026 -How are things going? -Good. 162 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:46,261 Everything's been about me lately. So what's happening with you? 163 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:51,033 We were just talking about me not going to Ross' wedding. 164 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:56,046 It just might be too hard, given the history and all that. 165 00:11:56,282 --> 00:12:00,218 This reminds me of the time when I lived on the street. 166 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,683 This guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him. 167 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,618 How is this like that? 168 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:12,797 Well, let's see. It's not really like that. 169 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,500 Because that was an actual problem. 170 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,227 And yours is just a bunch of high-school crap... 171 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,134 ...that nobody really gives! 172 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,404 I'm sorry. I just thought 173 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,150 Here come the water works. 174 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:37,948 I called the company that sent her, and they don't care. 175 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:42,354 I called 911 and they yelled at me. This is an emergency! 176 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,954 I really wanna help you out, but I got plans to go see Titanic... 177 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:50,068 ...so I've got to call 911 to find out what time it starts. 178 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,929 Hey, guys. 179 00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,603 Thanks again for last night. What a great party. 180 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,540 The guys from work had a blast. 181 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:03,771 One of them had never been to a bachelor party before. 182 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:07,077 Another one had never been to a party before. 183 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,254 So that wedding ring. 184 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,656 -Man, that is nice. -Yeah, right? 185 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,626 I might pick one of those babies up for myself. 186 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,562 Where might one get one of those? 187 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,729 When my grandmother first came to this country... 188 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:30,806 ...that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her. 189 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:37,142 So you might say that the ring is irreplaceable. 190 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:41,148 Absolutely. It's been in my family for generations. 191 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:45,151 Every bride who's worn it has lived a long and happy life. 192 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,451 So you might say it's a magic ring. 193 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,565 Yeah, the stripper stole it. 194 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,993 What? 195 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,763 -What did you just -I think I heard what he said. 196 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:08,107 I believe it was, "The stripper stole the ring." 197 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,043 My ring? My wedding ring? 198 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:16,311 The stripper stole my wedding ring? 199 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,581 How could this happen? 200 00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:22,887 It all started when you said, "Joey, you be my best man!" 201 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,993 All right. I'm going to call the cops. 202 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,566 I screwed up. But you don't have to turn me in. 203 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:35,740 -Not on you, on the stripper. -I already did that. 204 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:40,001 They said they'd look into it after they solve all the murders. 205 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,771 -We'll call the company that sent her. -I did that too. 206 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,745 They wouldn't give me her real name. 207 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,113 They said if I bother them again, they'd call the police. 208 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:52,417 I said, "You talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring." 209 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,455 So, what are you telling me? 210 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,219 There's nothing we can do? 211 00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:01,264 -How could this happen? -Look, Ross, I am so sorry. 212 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,595 What if we just called her... 213 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,798 ...used a fake name and had her come to my office? 214 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,512 That sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find! 215 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,279 Here's your tea, Phoebe. 216 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,318 It's so good. 217 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,661 Thanks. 218 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,767 -Good. -So glad you like it. 219 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,566 What? She made the tea. 220 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:44,776 I think I just had a contraction. 221 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,933 -What? -My God! 222 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,339 I felt one a few minutes ago. 223 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,478 That definitely was one. 224 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,344 You can't have the baby here. 225 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,146 I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out! 226 00:15:55,321 --> 00:16:01,317 It's okay. I'll boil some water and rip up some sheets. 227 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,557 It's probably false labor. 228 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:08,096 That can happen near the end. Just get the book. 229 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,132 -Get the book! -The book! 230 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,700 -The Bible? -I don't know! 231 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,944 All right. This is great. 232 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,876 You get behind the desk. 233 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,383 When she comes in, she won't recognize you because 234 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,418 Well, why would she? 235 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,281 And then you buzz Ross and l. 236 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:37,518 You be Mr. Gonzales, and I'll be Mr. Wong. 237 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,364 Diverse. 238 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,831 Anybody call for security? 239 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,033 You be cool. 240 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,844 Which one is Gunther Central Perk? 241 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,776 Joey. 242 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:03,318 Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring. 243 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,718 Way to be cool, man. 244 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,518 What? 245 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:14,561 There was a ring in a box. After you left, it was gone. 246 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,791 You think I stole some ring? 247 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:22,732 We know you took it! Just save yourself the time and confess. 248 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,842 Who are you, the Hardy Boys? 249 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:33,183 I don't need to steal a stupid ring. I make $1,600 a week. 250 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,410 Any of you guys make that? 251 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,183 Marry me. 252 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:45,294 I don't get it. It was in my room all night. She didn't take it. 253 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,591 I didn't take it. You didn't take it. Then who did? 254 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,195 We're trying to think. 255 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,720 I don't get how you know it's false labor. 256 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,445 Do you see any babies? 257 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,858 -How do you feel? -Okay, I guess. 258 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,290 I don't know. 259 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,728 I know it's going to be over soon so.... 260 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,526 But isn't that a good thing? 261 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:29,399 -You said you were sick of this. -I know. 262 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,405 Usually, when you're done with the pregnant thing... 263 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,908 ...you get to do the mom thing. 264 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:41,751 But I'll be sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila. 265 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,086 Some moms do that. 266 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,354 That's even sadder. 267 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,696 Look, I know what I got myself into. 268 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:58,325 It's just that now that they're in me... 269 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:02,505 ...it's like I know them and.... 270 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,208 It just won't be easy when these babies have to go away. 271 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,947 I know, sweetie. 272 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,683 But it's not like you won't have anything. 273 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,252 You'll have nieces and nephews. That's even better. 274 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,250 -Yeah, okay. -No, really. 275 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:24,259 You won't be the one worrying about saving for college. 276 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,862 Or yelling at them when they're bad. 277 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,967 Or putting them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down. 278 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:38,041 You'll be the one they run away to. The one they talk to about sex. 279 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,437 You just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe. 280 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,746 Cool Aunt Phoebe. 281 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,609 I am pretty cool. 282 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:52,957 And you know what else? Are they going to love you! 283 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,984 They are going to love me. 284 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,627 Thanks, you guys. Again. 285 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,056 Oh, sweetie. 286 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,325 Thanks. 287 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,493 What? 288 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,696 Just kidding. 289 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,499 Oh, my God! 290 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,538 Got you again. You're so easy! 291 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,340 If anything happens to him 292 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,519 The vet said it's a simple procedure. 293 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,780 Things can go wrong. What if he doesn't make it? 294 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,220 -He will, Joe. -But what if he doesn't? 295 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,294 He's such a good duck. 296 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,664 I'm so worried about him! 297 00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,862 Somebody lose a ring? 298 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,608 Oh, my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! 299 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,670 How's the duck? 300 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,850 Just fine. You'll see him in a bit. 301 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,843 Great. 302 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:31,284 -Thanks for being so cool. -No, that's all right. 303 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:36,118 You made me your best man and I totally let you down. 304 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,454 -It's not your fault. -Yeah, it is. 305 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,459 You wouldn't have lost it. 306 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:45,101 Ross, you were right. He should be your best man. 307 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,204 -No, you should. -Don't argue. 308 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,302 I get to choose my best man. 309 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,908 I want both you guys. 310 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,277 Really? 311 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,985 Both you guys should be up there with me. 312 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,651 You two are my 313 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,623 I'm lucky to have just one good 314 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,325 Thanks, man. 315 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,998 I got to go check something, okay? 316 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:23,130 -What a baby! -Total wuss. 317 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:35,346 -How come you're getting Nana's ring? -Mom gave it to me. 318 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,978 She said something about it being a wedding ring and that you may not need... 319 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:40,715 ...one. 320 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,254 I really didn't need to tell you all that. 321 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:47,557 I don't really think it's fair. I mean, I've always loved that ring. 322 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,360 Oh, Mon, I'm sorry. 323 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,436 I'd let you have it, but Emily's gotten really attached to it. 324 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,197 Thanks. 325 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,632 -Here you go. -Thanks. 326 00:22:57,809 --> 00:23:01,905 Emily, did you know that that ring spent two days in a duck's colon?