1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,235 It is true what they say: 2 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:08,202 Pregnant bellies look like a drum. 3 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:16,708 I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore. 4 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:19,441 So I'm going to play my songs on this drum. 5 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,550 It sounds really cool! 6 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:24,052 Listen, listen. 7 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:29,124 Smelly cat, smelly cat 8 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:32,762 What are they feeding you? 9 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:39,998 That sounds great! 10 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:43,573 I know! And I've only been playing for an hour. 11 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:52,445 -What are you doing here? -I came to ask you a big favor. 12 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:56,388 Don't tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus. 13 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,787 Okay. Now, see. 14 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,725 I want to name the girl baby Leslie. 15 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:08,661 And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies... 16 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,562 ...Frank Jr., Jr. 17 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,838 Wouldn't that be Frank lll? 18 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,901 Don't get me started. 19 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,738 Anyway, since there are three babies... 20 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,471 ...and we both got to put our names in... 21 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:28,177 ...we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby. 22 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,087 That's so nice! 23 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:32,783 Cougar. 24 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,125 Think about it. 25 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,434 The One with Rachel's New Dress 26 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,648 I left a bra drying in there. 27 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,578 Will your son think it's yours and be traumatized? 28 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:36,654 Mommy can have a wife. Daddy can have a bra. 29 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,788 It's time to go. 30 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,621 See, that clock's a little fast. 31 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,127 We still have 17 minutes. 32 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:48,229 What can we do in 17 minutes... 33 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,833 ...twice? 34 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,896 Well, that's ambitious. 35 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:56,138 You can ignore that. 36 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:57,706 That's your son. 37 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,880 Believe me, when he's older, he'll understand. 38 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,683 I'll be right there. 39 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,093 This is Carol and Susan. 40 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,355 -It's so nice to finally meet you. -You too. 41 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:23,160 -Susan will be in London next week. -I've never been there. 42 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,199 -I'll show you around. -Great! 43 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,666 Also, I was hoping to catch a show. Any suggestions? 44 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,807 There's tons of terrific stuff. 45 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:32,934 I'll go with you. 46 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,608 Look at you two bonding. 47 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,544 Making us late for the airport. 48 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,375 Are you all right? 49 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,921 It's just us getting along is difficult for him... 50 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,421 ...because he doesn't like me. 51 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,584 Come on. That's.... 52 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,056 It's true. 53 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,335 How did we lose? 54 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,776 Do we have a baby name yet? 55 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,279 No. It's so hard! 56 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,847 I went through this book and found nothing. 57 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,522 I want a name that's really strong and confident. 58 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,814 You know? Like...Exxon! 59 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,622 It certainly worked for that Valdez kid. 60 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:28,694 You want a strong name? How about The Hulk? 61 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:34,497 I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like a name starting with "The". 62 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,273 You want a good name, go with Joey. 63 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,343 Joey's your pal, your buddy. 64 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:43,841 Where is everybody? They're hanging out with Joey! 65 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,678 If you're going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. 66 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:52,813 Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and very lovable... 67 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,358 ...once you get to know him. 68 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:57,685 Joey's lovable too. 69 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:01,492 But with Joey, if you need him, he'll be there. 70 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:05,728 Chandler will be there too. He might be a little late... 71 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,970 ...but he'll be there. And he'll bring you cold soda... 72 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,336 ...if what you need him for is that you're really hot. 73 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,142 What do you say? 74 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:19,750 I like the idea of naming him after someone I love. 75 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:23,250 Joey and Chandler are both great names. 76 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,189 All right, I don't 77 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,728 Maybe I'll just name him The Hulk. 78 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:38,497 I shouldn't have mentioned it. I wanted to name my kid that. 79 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:46,569 If you hoped to sleep with Joshua, which one would you wear? 80 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:50,815 It creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes. 81 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:54,146 I'm sorry. I'm just so excited. 82 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,356 I've been waiting for months. I got my hair colored. 83 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:01,151 I got new sheets. I'm making him a very fancy meal. 84 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,090 What am I making him, by the way? 85 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:07,795 A frisee salad with goat cheese and pine nuts... 86 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:11,935 ...wild rice, roasted asparagus and salmon en croute. 87 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,296 I thought I was making him filet mignon. 88 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:19,574 You decided to make salmon because you had some left over. 89 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:22,975 Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking... 90 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:27,481 ...and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. 91 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,618 I really get crabby when I cook. 92 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,957 Why go through all this trouble? He's a guy. 93 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,119 You'd serve the potato and he'd still want to have sex with you. 94 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:40,197 That is not how I operate. 95 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,343 We've got to get a new game. 96 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,139 So Emily called last night. 97 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,908 And now you're giving me the message? 98 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:07,823 Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. 99 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,921 They're going to the theater together. 100 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,459 They're going to dinner. 101 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,860 They're going horseback riding! 102 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,166 God, Susan is so fun! 103 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,506 Look, this is just a little too familiar. 104 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,872 For six months before Carol and I split up... 105 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:33,312 ...all I heard was, "My friend Susan is so smart. 106 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:37,615 My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great." 107 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,787 You think something could happen between Emily and Susan? 108 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,895 Hey, they're going to the gym together! 109 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,056 Two women... 110 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:49,961 ...stretching! 111 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:55,336 They take a steam, things get playful. Didn't you see Personal Best? 112 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,406 No, but I'm gonna! 113 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,042 Hi! You're crazy. 114 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,979 Emily is straight. 115 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,687 How do you know? We thought Carol was straight. 116 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,689 Yeah, definitely. I don't like the name Ross. 117 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,720 What a weird way to kick me when I'm down! 118 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,932 No, I meant for the baby. 119 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,029 What's wrong with Ross? 120 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:31,703 Something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know. 121 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,380 That's not true. 122 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:40,575 In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found.... 123 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:42,843 You know.... 124 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,580 Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian. 125 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:52,061 I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler. 126 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,962 You gotta pick Joey! 127 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,736 Name one famous person named Chandler. 128 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,193 Raymond Chandler. 129 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,635 Someone you didn't make up. 130 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,740 There are no famous Joeys. Except for... 131 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,376 ...Joey Buttafucco. 132 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,281 Yeah, that guy really hurt us. 133 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,648 How about a compromise then? What if it's... 134 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,719 ...Chan-no-ey? 135 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:21,490 Joey? Think about it. He'll never be President. 136 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,161 There will never be a President Joey. 137 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,989 I didn't want to bring this up. 138 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:31,293 Chandler is the stupidest name I've heard in my life! 139 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,405 It's not a name! It's barely even a word. 140 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,598 It's like chandelier but it's not! 141 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,469 Then, you put it together with Bing and forget about it. 142 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:46,379 It's a stupid, stupid, non-name! 143 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:54,623 You're right. I have a horrible, horrible name. 144 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:00,661 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. 145 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,832 So I guess it's Joey then. 146 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:15,175 This is so nice. Thank you for doing this. 147 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,411 Please! Cooking soothes me. 148 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,885 So dig in! 149 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,258 It all looks so good. 150 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,419 Oh, my God. 151 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,100 I know. My God, this rice is so 152 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,198 I am so good! 153 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,470 Behind you. 154 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:44,635 They used to live here, and sometimes they migrate back over. 155 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,542 Is there some way that they could not be here? 156 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:52,615 Farm birds really kind of freak me out! 157 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,248 Here we go. 158 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,755 There you go! 159 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,403 Hey! How'd you do that? 160 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,178 All gone. 161 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,909 So, farm birds, huh? 162 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,312 It's my only weird thing, I swear. 163 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:30,419 I would have told you. I didn't know that they'd be here. 164 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,597 Can I serve you a little 165 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,095 What? 166 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:43,323 Nothing. 167 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,596 It's just that I know that they're still out there. 168 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,500 They're across the hall. That's two doors away. 169 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:55,543 It'll take them a long time to peck their way back over here. 170 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:59,341 That's not funny. 171 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,123 Would you feel better if we went someplace else? 172 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:10,226 We could pack this stuff up and go to your apartment. 173 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,488 They're working on it. It's a mess. 174 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,701 I'm staying at my parents' house. We could go there. 175 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,531 They're out of town. 176 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:23,167 It's a huge place, and it's got this gorgeous view. 177 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,138 It'd be very romantic. 178 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,979 -What do you say? -Yeah, that works. 179 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,748 They can smell the fear. 180 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,549 How's Ben? 181 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,886 I asked if he wanted to eat. He said no. 182 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:44,527 I asked if he wanted to sleep. He said no. 183 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,528 I asked what he wanted to do. He said no. 184 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,530 So he's sweeping. 185 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,067 Any word from Susan? 186 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,535 She said she's having so much fun with Emily. 187 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:06,540 By the by, did it ever occur to you that... 188 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:10,879 ...maybe they might be having a little too much fun? 189 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,387 What's too much fun? 190 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:16,083 The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married. 191 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,456 Oh, my God! You are so paranoid. 192 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,097 Am l? 193 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,626 Am l? 194 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:27,563 Susan is in a loving, committed relationship. 195 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,275 Carol, so were we. 196 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,472 Just imagine for a moment... 197 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:37,406 ...that Susan meets someone, and they hit it off. 198 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:42,110 They're coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks. 199 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,652 They're laughing. 200 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,155 Someone innocently touches someone else. 201 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,559 There's electricity. 202 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,627 It's new. It's exciting. 203 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,358 Are you saying there isn't the slightest possibility... 204 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,431 ...of something happening? 205 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,369 -Maybe. -Oh, my God! 206 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:04,097 I didn't really believe it until you just said it! 207 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:13,044 None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me. 208 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,784 This place is fabulous! 209 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,889 This is the downstairs living room. 210 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,854 There's two living rooms? 211 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:26,657 Growing up here, this place must have been a real babe magnet. 212 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,357 It would have been, but my parents just moved here. 213 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,901 You should know this place is a real babe magnet. 214 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,807 Want to make out? 215 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:42,079 Why don't I put the food in the fridge... 216 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,816 ...and we can eat it later? 217 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,008 That sounds like a plan. 218 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,052 Is there a place that I could go freshen up? 219 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:54,816 Just down the hall and second door to your left. 220 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,998 -Hi, darling. -What are you doing here? 221 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,000 -We cut the trip short. -France sucks! 222 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:09,933 This may be a little weird, but I've got a date here. 223 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,164 Say no more. 224 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,709 We'll grab some food, go upstairs and be out of your hair. 225 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,708 That'd be great. So you didn't get to ltaly? 226 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,010 Yep. Sucks! 227 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,933 Hi, you! 228 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,436 Oh, my God! 229 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,741 I know. I can do more than cook. 230 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,486 I like her. She seems smart. 231 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:07,229 Rachel, my parents. 232 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,525 So nice to meet you. 233 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:17,071 Joshua, that $500 was for groceries. 234 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:23,546 What, this? Oh, no. That's not what it is. 235 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:26,046 Okay, I work in fashion. 236 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,810 And this is a real dress, actually. 237 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,922 They're wearing it in Milan. 238 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:37,255 Part of my job is to wear the clothes and see how people respond. 239 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:41,092 Then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's. 240 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,159 Obviously, in this case... 241 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,996 ...I am going to report back: 242 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,471 "U.S.A. not ready." 243 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,236 Maybe in L.A. 244 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,404 There you go! 245 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,445 Have you kids eaten yet? 246 00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:02,382 We were going to do that after. I mean, next. 247 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,250 Why don't we all get something to eat? 248 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:12,462 No use wasting this baby just lying around the house. 249 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,024 So we'll go eat. 250 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,929 You'll wear that. 251 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,669 We'll be eating and, of course, you'll be wearing that. 252 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,337 I am sorry about what I said. 253 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,605 Nope, you're right. It is a ridiculous name! 254 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,438 It's not bad. 255 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:32,947 Yes, it is! 256 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,887 From now on, I have no first name. 257 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,052 You're just Bing? 258 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,860 I have no name. 259 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,825 So what are we supposed to call you? 260 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,459 Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me... 261 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,802 ...Clint. 262 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,202 No way are you cool enough to pull off "Clint." 263 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,674 What name am l cool enough to pull off? 264 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,669 Gene. 265 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:06,673 It's Clint. 266 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,386 It's Clint! 267 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,581 Bye, Gene. 268 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,320 It's Clint! 269 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,128 What's up with Gene? 270 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,367 You wore your nightie to dinner? 271 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:30,369 The best part was when the waiter spilled water down my back. 272 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,442 I jumped up and my boob popped out. 273 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,615 It's all right. I got nice boobs. 274 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,478 I just picked up a message from Emily. 275 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,981 She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together. 276 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,419 -So? -So? 277 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,323 Poetry? 278 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,620 Susan's gay. 279 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,126 They're being gay together! 280 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,224 Emily's straight. 281 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,404 Oh, wake up! 282 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,940 Carol really messed you up. 283 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,472 Excuse me? 284 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:10,772 She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous... 285 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,041 ...sycophant! 286 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:19,748 So I don't know what "sycophant" means, but the rest is right. 287 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:24,053 What are you talking about? I am not a crazy, jealous person. 288 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,130 She's right. 289 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:33,132 When we were together, you got upset about Mark, and there was nothing. 290 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,666 This makes sense. 291 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,397 It does not! 292 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,269 In high school, you weren't jealous at all... 293 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,447 ...even though all your girlfriends cheated on you. 294 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,247 So up until '92, '93, he was very trusting. 295 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:52,253 Then '94 hit, Carol left him, and bam! Paranoid City! 296 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,922 Absolutely! 297 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,490 This is so fun! 298 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,528 This is not fun! 299 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,323 All we're trying to say is... 300 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:07,028 ...don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you've got with Emily. 301 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,464 The '92 Ross wouldn't. 302 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:19,010 I still think I was right about that Mark thing. 303 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,716 Well, you know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian. 304 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,827 Drumroll. 305 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,198 All right. 306 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,790 Help! 307 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,205 Am I a Mark or a John? 308 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,733 You're not tall enough to be a Mark. 309 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,876 But you might make a good Barney. 310 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,011 Look, I am serious. 311 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,547 Tomorrow at 3:30, I'm going to the courthouse. 312 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,343 You're going through with this? 313 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,078 This name has held me back my entire life. 314 00:20:57,322 --> 00:21:01,190 It's why kids picked on me and why I never do well with women. 315 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:05,226 So tomorrow, I'll either be Mark Johnson or John Markson. 316 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,825 You've got problems because of you, not your name! 317 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,667 This has got to stop! Chandler is a great name. 318 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,341 In fact.... 319 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:24,113 I'm sorry, I know you wanted me to name the baby Joey. 320 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:27,875 I'm going to name the baby Chandler. 321 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:31,878 Really? 322 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,081 But you have to keep the name too. 323 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,552 Okay, thanks! 324 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,422 You want to hug it out? 325 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,467 I'm going to go tell Frank and Alice right now! 326 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:47,761 Bye, Pheebs! 327 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,658 -Nice luggage. -I was going to say. 328 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,367 I missed you too. 329 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:23,063 -Thanks, I had a great time. -So did l. 330 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,032 No tongue.