1 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:12,105 Cereal killer. 2 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,110 Cereal killer? 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,646 Hey, come on, I say more dumb things before 9 a.m... 4 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:19,250 ...than most people say all day. 5 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,043 What? 6 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:26,248 I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. 7 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,326 I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Oh, cake! 8 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:31,886 No. 9 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,198 Honey, I'm sorry. 10 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:40,203 What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom. 11 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,799 Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings. 12 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:49,214 It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen, there's something in here I want to eat. 13 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,641 What smells so good? 14 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:56,885 -ls it the shampoo? It's guava. -No. 15 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,390 Wait. 16 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,720 Is it my bologna sandwich? 17 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,727 Yes. Yes. Yes. 18 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:11,164 I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna. The baby wants meat. I can't eat meat. 19 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:12,733 Wait! 20 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,598 Maybe it's the pickle! 21 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,577 The One With the Fake Party 22 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:07,451 What are you writing? 23 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:11,959 Joshua's coming in tomorrow, and since I don't have the guts to ask him out... 24 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,657 ...I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket. 25 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,629 "Joshua, give me a call sometime. Guys like you... 26 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,102 ...never go out of style." 27 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,235 What did you throw away? 28 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,348 -Hi, guys. -What have you guys been up to? 29 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,815 We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum. 30 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,488 Without me? 31 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:42,820 My uncle dragged us there, but it turned out to be really interesting. 32 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:46,031 They were so ornate and beautiful. Look at that. 33 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,692 I don't know how museums work in England, but here, you're not supposed to take stuff. 34 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,435 I got it from the gift shop. 35 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,573 They have really lax security there. 36 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:58,710 It's a joke. 37 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,473 Anyone for more tea? 38 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,014 No, just me then. 39 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,980 Hey, Ringo. 40 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:13,289 Every time Emily's around, you talk like her. Would you please cut it out? 41 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,485 I think you like it. 42 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,496 I think you can't resist me when I do it. 43 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:23,193 You want to eat me up like a cream "pumpy." 44 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:28,969 -What? -All right, look, I don't know all the words. 45 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:35,306 Right. I've got to be off. I'll see you. Bye-bye, then. 46 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,381 Bye-bye, then. 47 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,653 You guys seem to be having a good time. 48 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:45,917 She is amazing, and she's so much fun. 49 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:49,855 And you know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun! 50 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,222 I do things like run off to Vermont... 51 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:58,234 ...and you guys saw the doorknob. 52 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,366 I even signed up for helicopter classes. 53 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:06,711 She's leaving in two days. I don't have to do it. 54 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,239 Two days? You must be bummed. 55 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:13,545 She's got to go back to London, but I've been prepared for this from the start. 56 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,483 We both knew we had two weeks together, and then that's it. 57 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,386 Hey, that's what all my relationships are like. 58 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,391 Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it. 59 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,027 -Pheebs! -Hello. Hello. 60 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,226 No, I know. Yeah. 61 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,572 So the baby is totally craving meat. 62 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:40,404 I tried tricking it, and I made it a soy burger, so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat. 63 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,511 And I got nauseous. 64 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,976 Maybe that's because soy burgers suck. 65 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,651 But I'm no obstetrician.... 66 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,782 Being pregnant is hard on your tummy. 67 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,993 At least you got that cool, pregnant-lady glow. 68 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,290 That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too. 69 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:08,729 Okay. 70 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:12,139 -Here's that trench coat that you wanted. -Great. 71 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,671 It's comfortable. 72 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:18,815 You could really flash somebody in this. 73 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:24,352 No. They don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store. 74 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,618 Why not? 75 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,420 Well, because... 76 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,992 ...we get a lot of 77 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:35,026 They ruin it for everybody. 78 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:36,496 I know. 79 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,237 I wore that sweater on a date last night. 80 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:43,364 It was the first date since the divorce. 81 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:47,271 Congratulations. So do you love her? 82 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:51,045 She's nice, but it made me realize... 83 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,117 ...I'm just not ready to be dating. 84 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,750 That's interesting. 85 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,021 -What was that? -Just an anti-theft device. 86 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,366 Then what's this? 87 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:12,695 You need that too, because a thief could just tear this up. 88 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:22,911 We have to have a party in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans. 89 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,312 What's going on? 90 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,543 We have to have a bon-voyage party for Emily. 91 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:30,380 But it's actually for Joshua. 92 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:35,159 That sucks. Nobody's ever thrown me a bon-voyage-Emily party. 93 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,327 He said he's not ready to date. 94 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,795 So I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work. 95 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:46,667 And now I have created the perfect opportunity to seduce him. 96 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,707 As much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him... 97 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:56,671 ...Emily and I won't be here. She's gonna come by to say goodbye... 98 00:06:56,883 --> 00:07:01,013 ...and then I've got a special evening planned. Sorry. No party. 99 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:06,484 -Hello? -Surprise! 100 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,790 Surprise! 101 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,092 No one's thrown me a surprise party before. 102 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,098 Well, it was all Ross' idea. 103 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,103 You're so sweet. 104 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,308 And I'm so surprised. 105 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,944 You didn't know? 106 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:42,158 Why are you over here if Joshua's over there? 107 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:44,988 I'm trying to play hard-to-get. 108 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,162 Quick! He's looking. Say something funny. 109 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,496 Like what? 110 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,530 What's so funny? 111 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:57,635 I said, "Like what?" 112 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,136 Now that's a thinker. 113 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,312 This playing-hard-to-get thing is not working. 114 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,746 Hand me those cherries. 115 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,293 -Care for a cherry? -No, thanks. 116 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,625 I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue. 117 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:37,242 You okay? 118 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,715 You all right? 119 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,518 We should probably get going soon. 120 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,351 But the party's just getting started. 121 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:53,555 We have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes. 122 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:55,597 Then The Plaza for dinner. 123 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:58,429 So why did you plan a party at the same time? 124 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:07,305 Actually, American surprise parties are very short. 125 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:12,007 It's usually, "Surprise!" Then, "My God, I'm so surprised. Bye!" 126 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,347 Ross, I'm having such a great time. 127 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:20,549 Your sister told me that you used to dress up like old ladies... 128 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,260 ...and host make-believe tea parties. 129 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,733 Monica said that, did she? 130 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,235 Did she tell you that when she was little... 131 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,135 ...she was partially responsible for new legislation... 132 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,438 ...regulating the strength of swing sets? 133 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,549 Then what are you going to put on top of that? 134 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:52,257 -A little salami. -Oh, yeah. 135 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,720 What goes on top of the salami? 136 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,184 Pastrami. 137 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,158 You're a genius. 138 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,666 Give me a hand with the zipper. 139 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,671 Up! 140 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:18,274 -You changed? -I decided I needed my lucky dress. 141 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,111 -Lucky means more cleavage? -lt does for me. 142 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,527 Look at him! He's so cute. 143 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,667 I just want to grab him and kiss him. 144 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,565 How could I kiss him without him knowing I like him? 145 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,775 I know how you can get him. Take off your bra. 146 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:45,699 What? 147 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,879 -This scene in Footloose -Flashdance. 148 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,615 -Yeah. With that plumber girl? -A welder. 149 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:55,949 Were you, like, in the movie? 150 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:03,090 She takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. 151 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:06,059 Very sexy. And classy. 152 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:13,602 -Or you could use mistletoe. -It's not Christmas. 153 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,636 -Spin-the-bottle. -He's not 11. 154 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:22,479 Thank you so much for this. It was so thoughtful of you. 155 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,942 You're leaving? 156 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:27,947 -We have something we have to get to. -I'm gonna take off too. 157 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,952 You can't leave yet. You have to stay. 158 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,817 We've got the whole big thing planned. 159 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,552 What big thing? 160 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:39,458 Spin-the-bottle works like this: I spin the bottle. 161 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,463 Lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. 162 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,630 All right. 163 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,297 Who wants to go first? 164 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,735 I'll go. 165 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,572 Welcome to America. 166 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,347 Oh, my God! 167 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,188 Two in a row! You gotta use your tongues now. 168 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,299 All right. 169 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,865 What are the odds? 170 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,365 That's enough! 171 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,535 Let's let someone else play. 172 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,714 If you didn't want to play, then why'd you come to the party? 173 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,276 All right, I'll go. 174 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:40,122 Somebody loose. Somebody loose. 175 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,759 Story of my life. 176 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,630 Story of my father's life. 177 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,831 Okay, my turn. 178 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,436 Look at that! 179 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,008 Oh, my God. 180 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,517 The baby just kicked! 181 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,715 It's okay. It's okay. If it kicked once, it'll kick again! 182 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,689 Everybody just remember where they were sitting. 183 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,833 It was a bug. 184 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,610 It doesn't matter how much I'm craving it. 185 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:40,215 You know why I'm never gonna eat meat? Because it's cold-blooded murder. 186 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,984 Okay. 187 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,192 There's a Phoebe on my sandwich! 188 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,495 What are you doing? 189 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,825 I can't help it! 190 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,035 I need the meat! The baby needs the meat. 191 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,033 You know when you're dating someone... 192 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,233 ...and you don't want to cheat unless it's with someone really hot? 193 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,402 Totally. 194 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:11,810 This is the same kind of deal. 195 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,246 If you're gonna do something wrong... 196 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,444 ...do it right. 197 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,751 -I'll be back in a minute. -Okay. 198 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,596 What are you doing to me? 199 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:30,296 I'm trying to get Emily out of here, and you keep talking to her... 200 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,097 ...being all interesting and making her laugh. 201 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,536 I don't want you to be funny anymore. 202 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,676 Rachel wants me to be funny, you don't want me to be funny. 203 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:44,475 From now on, I'm gonna be funny sometimes, and not funny others. 204 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,015 You feel better now? 205 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,218 Yeah, but at what cost? 206 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,288 Six more months, three meals a day. 207 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:03,434 I am going to eat, like, you know, millions of cows. 208 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,861 Mommy cows, daddy cows, baby cows 209 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,203 No. No, I will never eat baby cows. No veal! 210 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,572 Oh, but veal. 211 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,148 What if I even things out for you, meat-wise? 212 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,147 -What? -I eat a lot of meat, right? 213 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,880 But suppose, until the baby's born, I laid off it. 214 00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:28,558 No extra animals would die. You'd be eating my animals. 215 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,054 I can't believe you'd do that for me. 216 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:36,095 Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian. 217 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,926 There's no meat in beer, right? 218 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:43,702 We can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers and ask for our check right away. 219 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,647 We can't go now. Rachel is going to put on a skit. 220 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,482 Oh, my God! Have you lost your mind? 221 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,920 I am finally thinking clearly. 222 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,753 My lucky dress wasn't working out too well for me. 223 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,421 But for four years, this baby never missed. 224 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,627 Wait, I can't let 225 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,167 Actually, I want to see what happens. 226 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,772 Nice costume. 227 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:24,778 Well, I wanted to give Emily a big American goodbye cheer. 228 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,551 Ready. Okay. 229 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,487 Give me an "E"! 230 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,218 Give me an "M"! 231 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,928 Give me an "I"! 232 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,324 Give me an "L"! 233 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,487 Give me a "Y"! 234 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,564 What do you get? 235 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:48,104 Emily! Emily! 236 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,002 That's me as a cheerleader! 237 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,815 I loosened a tooth. It's no big deal. I have a dentist. 238 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,519 I'll put some ice on it. Excuse me. 239 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,517 -What do I do now? -I think you're done. 240 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,463 Time to take off the bra. 241 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,762 That was really great. 242 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,538 But I gotta take off. 243 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,832 Take the bra off. 244 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,938 Let's go get your coat. 245 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,011 Rachel's my girlfriend. 246 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,881 So this was really fun. 247 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,888 Yeah, it was real fun. 248 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,897 You know, this bra... 249 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,028 ...is really bothering me. 250 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,134 This used to be my bedroom. 251 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:03,209 A lot of memories in here. Lot of memories. 252 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,875 If these walls could talk, they'd say: 253 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,212 "Want to hear some memories?" 254 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,193 Need a hand? 255 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,362 I got this all under control. 256 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,991 You really don't seem like you do. 257 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,230 God! Forget it! 258 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,672 This is not how this was supposed to happen. 259 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,247 What was supposed to happen? 260 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,253 Can you not look at me when I say this? 261 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:51,051 I thought that if I could get you here... 262 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,929 ...I could seduce you. 263 00:18:56,935 --> 00:19:00,393 -Excuse me? -Seduce you. 264 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,549 I don't wear suits to work. 265 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,219 And I bought six of them from you. 266 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,156 I'm sorry. I thought you needed them. 267 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:24,753 My point is, I kept coming back because I wanted to see you. 268 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,022 -Why? -Because I like you. 269 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,696 You like me? 270 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:37,170 I mean, you're beautiful and smart and sophisticated. 271 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,878 A lot of this isn't based on tonight. 272 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,837 But you like me? 273 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,711 I can't believe this. All this time, I liked you and you liked me! 274 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,116 -But -No "but." 275 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:56,817 "But" is never good. Let's leave it at "l like you and you like me." 276 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:02,055 -Okay. However -No, that's a fancy "but." 277 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:08,530 My marriage, like, just ended. 278 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:13,039 And I'm really not ready to get into anything yet. 279 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,571 But.... 280 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,280 I'm sorry. I just need a little time. 281 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,287 Okay. 282 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,426 There you are. I was looking for you. 283 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,891 Joshua's gone, so you and Emily are free to go. 284 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,531 It's okay. 285 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,503 She's still in there enjoying her fake party. 286 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,104 It's too late to do the stuff I had planned. 287 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,946 I'm sorry. I ruined your evening. 288 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,042 Yeah. 289 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:58,586 If it makes you feel any better, I made a fool of myself. 290 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,390 Helps a little. 291 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,360 Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser? 292 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,362 Have a seat. 293 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,271 -I'm so sorry. -It's okay. 294 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,446 It was just a two-week thing anyway. 295 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,047 I just didn't want it to end this way. 296 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,717 Or maybe you didn't want it to end. 297 00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:29,380 What do you mean? 298 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,818 You seem to really like her. 299 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,020 I really do. 300 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:42,026 But what am I going to do? We agreed it'd be a two-week thing. 301 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,099 No commitment. 302 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:53,171 That girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends... 303 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,845 ...asking to hear stories about you... 304 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,676 ...Iooking through Monica's photo albums. 305 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,943 You don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks. 306 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,244 You think? 307 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:10,188 You've got 14 hours until she has to be at the airport. 308 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,625 And you're sitting here in a hallway... 309 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:16,095 ...with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip. 310 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,263 You're right. 311 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,608 Thanks. 312 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:34,615 What photo album was it? 313 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:38,182 I don't know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids. 314 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,051 Oh, my God! Those weren't albino kids. 315 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,287 That was computer camp! 316 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,967 -You're a pathetic loser, right? -Oh, yeah. 317 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:57,869 Sit! 318 00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:05,410 Hi. 319 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,015 Oh, my God. Joshua. 320 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,381 Look... 321 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,590 ...all those things I said about not being ready 322 00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,327 -They're not true? -They're all true. 323 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,064 But.... 324 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,067 I love that "but." 325 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,481 Do you want to go inside and get some coffee? 326 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,615 Okay. 327 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,253 Every time. 328 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,260 -What do you got there? -Pastrami. 329 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,399 -You know what goes good with that? -Corned beef. 330 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,302 I was going to say bologna. But that's better. 331 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,347 -How about that smoked turkey? -Okay. 332 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:14,448 Oh, mama! 333 00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:18,578 -When is the baby due? -Six months. 334 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:24,459 If a cow died of natural causes, I could have one of those, right? 335 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,888 Not if I get there first.