1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,593 I'm getting my nails done! 2 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:07,032 You said it was going to be fun. 3 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:09,739 Which it kind of is. 4 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:14,046 You said there would be guys. There are no guys. 5 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,144 There's one right over there. 6 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:18,447 That's a mailman! 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,044 That's our mailman! 8 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:23,847 Hi, how are you.... 9 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,720 Don't worry. This doesn't make you any less of a guy. 10 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:33,725 That does. 11 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:37,468 What am I sitting on? 12 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:43,269 What was this woman scratching when this broke off? 13 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:45,610 You know who had nails like that? 14 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:46,834 Oh... 15 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,239 ...my... 16 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,972 ...God! 17 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:54,980 The One with All the Rugby 18 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,598 Joey, let me ask you a question. 19 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,236 What does this light switch do? 20 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,871 Nothing. 21 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,372 Did it drive you crazy to not know? 22 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,601 I know what it did. Nothing. 23 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:57,110 They put it there for something. How can you not care? 24 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:58,714 Like this. 25 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,445 Here's another question. 26 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:06,692 What does the silver knob on the toilet do? 27 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,188 It flushes it. 28 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:12,524 Since you know, when you come over, would you use it? 29 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,732 -Hello. -Hey. 30 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,806 -Oh, my God. Wow. -Guess who we saw today? 31 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,245 -Janice! -ls this amazing? 32 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,944 -How have you been? -Well, I'm divorced. 33 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,448 Oh, wow. 34 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:35,986 I'm riding the alimony pony. 35 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,921 And there it is. 36 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,891 I just came up to say "hi." 37 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,262 Sweetie, I'll see you later. 38 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,094 I'll see you tonight. 39 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,668 -Bye. -Bye. 40 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,169 -Bye. -Bye. 41 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,064 I can't stand the woman! 42 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,941 What? I thought you were crazy about her! 43 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:03,843 But you know all those annoying things she did before? 44 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,813 Her voice, her laugh and her personality? 45 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,212 They're all back! 46 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,585 And she's picked up, like, nine new ones! 47 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:15,760 Why'd you bring her here? There's people here! 48 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,263 Don't worry. I'm taking care of it. 49 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,492 You are not! You never break up with her. 50 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,327 I don't have to break up. 51 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,371 We're not involved. I'll do a preemptive strike. 52 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,509 I'll end it with her before it starts. 53 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,941 My ass is, like, frozen! 54 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:39,115 Try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. 55 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:43,344 I'm telling you! 56 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,461 I can't believe you walk alone here at night. 57 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:58,003 -You hear such stories about New York. -It's not that bad. 58 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,139 I mean, l, for one, feel perfectly safe. 59 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:03,867 Help! Help! 60 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:07,672 No, no, Ross! 61 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,848 These are friends from home. 62 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:12,540 Liam, Devon, this is Ross. 63 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,586 -Hi, mate. -How are you, man? 64 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,323 That was a good one, huh? "Help! Help!" 65 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:20,982 How are you? 66 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,526 I've been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived... 67 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,460 ...but I've been rather busy. 68 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,931 We have not seen each other since that U2 concert. 69 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,333 Oh, my God. You're right. 70 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:36,905 Actually, the last time we saw each other was the next morning. 71 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,236 Oh, Liam! 72 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:41,104 Oh, Liam. 73 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,080 So were you guys playing soccer? 74 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,413 Or should I call it "football"? 75 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,184 We were playing rugby. 76 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,723 In fact, we're playing tomorrow. You're welcome to play. 77 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,794 Ross play rugby? I don't think so. 78 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:01,966 What's so funny? 79 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:06,361 Well, you're American, to start with. You don't have rugby here. 80 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:12,571 Well, we didn't have freedom here until 1776 either, so.... 81 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,542 So, good! We'll see you at the park at two. 82 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,215 Cheers! 83 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:29,894 Oh, boy! I just love to sing. 84 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:31,729 Yes, I know you do. 85 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,659 The reason people complained... 86 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:38,233 ...was because they paid to hear the actor sing "Old Man River." 87 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:39,960 Look at us! 88 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:44,735 Who would've thought Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails? 89 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,010 Okay, we have to talk. 90 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:53,483 I'm just getting out of a very serious relationship. 91 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,813 I know. And I'm just getting out of a marriage. 92 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,753 Talk about "meant to be." 93 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,259 Right. But I think this is happening too soon. 94 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,090 Oh, too soon, too schmoon! 95 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:11,270 Face it, I'm not letting you get away this time. 96 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,630 I hear you! 97 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:17,865 But... 98 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,339 ...unfortunately... 99 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,170 ...my company... 100 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,713 ...is transferring me overseas. 101 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,278 Oh, no! 102 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,544 Where to? 103 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,881 To Paris? 104 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,615 No, not Paris. 105 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,522 To London? Rome? Vienna? 106 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:37,720 Barcelona? 107 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:40,660 Could you just stop talking for a second? 108 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,730 Yemen. 109 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,400 That's right. Yes! I'm being transferred to Yemen! 110 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:51,901 When? 111 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,737 I don't know exactly. 112 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:59,213 Well, I will just have to soak up every ounce... 113 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:04,083 ...of Chandler Bing until that moment comes. 114 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,918 But I do know it's sometime tomorrow. 115 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,090 -Done? -Yep! 116 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,228 What's up? 117 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,266 This switch is driving me crazy. 118 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,939 I turned it off and checked every outlet. 119 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:26,201 Four don't work, which means one is controlled by the switch. 120 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:30,007 So I plugged things in the outlets that make noise. 121 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:33,845 That way, when I turn it on, I just follow the noise. 122 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,519 Bet I stopped listening first. 123 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:42,123 You know, you also could have used lamps... 124 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:43,794 ...and followed the light. 125 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,098 Yeah, well, I'm using noise. 126 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,391 So, everybody ready? 127 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,798 Here we go! 128 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,643 Something. I hear something. Where is it? 129 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,747 It's coming from Joey! 130 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:16,622 Oh, my God! That's so freaky! Turn him off! 131 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,799 Could we put on the news? It might be raining. 132 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:33,443 Hold on. I'm watching this rugby thing on ESPN. 133 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,513 I'm man enough to play this sport! 134 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:40,946 You're not even man enough to get the channel that carries the sport. 135 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,583 Hey there, Ross! 136 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,259 Janice. 137 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:54,190 You know, you really didn't have to help me pack. 138 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,664 When you said all you'd be doing before you leave is packing... 139 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,339 ...you really didn't leave me much choice. 140 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,101 I thought I did, but I guess I did not. 141 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,604 What's going on? 142 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:12,347 I'm packing, you know, because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow. 143 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,878 Thanks for telling me! 144 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:21,490 I'm going to be pretend-moving to Yemen. To get rid of her. 145 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:23,784 Good one! 146 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,899 Yemen! That actually sounds like a real country! 147 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:34,097 I'll show you how to roll your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. 148 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,569 It's a space-saver. 149 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:38,639 I do that because it makes me look taller. 150 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:42,975 Come on! 151 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,018 -Joey, trade lives with me. -Nope. 152 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,683 Ross, I can't believe you said you'd play. 153 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:52,983 This is brutal! 154 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,749 I can handle it. 155 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:59,590 Please, Ross. You got hurt playing badminton with my dad. 156 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,991 That's because your mom's dog kept looking at me. 157 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,864 Look! Right here, it's called a "scrum." 158 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,508 It's like a huddle. 159 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,268 And is a hum like a scruddle? 160 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,082 Ross, they're going kill you! 161 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,880 Why are you doing this, anyway? 162 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,549 You should've seen the guy she used to date. 163 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,882 He's like "Joe Rugby"! 164 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,357 You're kidding! And he plays rugby? That's funny! 165 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,525 Oh, I see. You did that. 166 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:40,467 She thought the very idea of me playing rugby was hilarious. 167 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,197 So I'll show her how tough I really am. 168 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,044 I'm sorry. You are a tough guy. 169 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,546 The toughest paleontologist I know. 170 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,716 Ross can take care of himself. It's not like he's Chandler. 171 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,389 Thanks. 172 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,620 Don't worry about me. 173 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:04,384 I'll just look energetic and stay away from the ball. 174 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,566 I'll be that guy, right outside the circle. 175 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:16,066 Maybe there was a dog looking at him. 176 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,146 Stay away from that guy and that guy... 177 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,289 ...and that one. Dude, they're all huge! 178 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,451 They're no bigger than me. 179 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:40,688 You're closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are. 180 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,733 I'm going to go say "hello." 181 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,135 I kind of liked it. 182 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,040 I know what to do. 183 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,582 I've got to go Red Ross. 184 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,349 You know, Red Ross? 185 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,851 Totally don't know. 186 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,357 That time we were in line for Dances With Wolves... 187 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:13,258 ...and that guy cut in front of us and I just lost it? 188 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,991 Screamed at him, turned all red! 189 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,096 Red Ross! 190 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,070 You'll see! 191 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,005 Liam, do me a favor. 192 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,408 Go easy on Ross. It's his first time. 193 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,341 You don't say? 194 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,120 Good luck, babe. 195 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,154 Come on, get in here! 196 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:47,988 Come on! 197 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,477 Come on, get in the bloody scrum! 198 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,110 Ross, get in! 199 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,049 Joey! 200 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,659 You're not going to believe it! Joshua came in today, and guess what? 201 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,231 He asked you out? 202 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:26,404 But I showed him some cuff links, and I felt his pulse. 203 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,873 Saucy! 204 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,871 -What are these? -Electrical plans for the building. 205 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:37,882 Okay, should I be scared? 206 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:43,019 I know that switch does something. I got these from City Hall. 207 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,986 I just paid $25 and waited for three hours. 208 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,591 Wow! If only more people knew! 209 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:56,633 All right, do you understand any of this? 210 00:13:56,802 --> 00:14:00,135 No, I don't understand any of this electrical stuff. 211 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,207 All right, does this look like a switch? 212 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,865 I don't know. 213 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,636 -ls this wiring? -I don't know. 214 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,706 That looks like a bunny though. 215 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:24,059 You really didn't have to take me to the airport. 216 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,322 Oh, please. Every moment is precious. 217 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,535 Besides, someone had to ride with your luggage. 218 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:34,001 And your friends don't seem to care that you're leaving. 219 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,434 We're not that close. 220 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,608 Okay. So I guess this is goodbye then. 221 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,246 Oh, no! 222 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:47,510 It's not goodbye. I'm not leaving till you get on that plane. 223 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,121 Okay. Well, I guess it's just "wait here" then. 224 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,454 I need a fake ticket to Yemen. 225 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:58,785 One ticket? 226 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,857 I just need a pretend ticket. 227 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,103 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 228 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:08,239 Okay, what would you give a kid to play with? 229 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,704 Are you traveling with a child? 230 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,840 No. 231 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,116 She'll think I'm handing you a credit card. 232 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:22,150 But what I'll really hand you is a library card. 233 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:28,253 A ticket to Yemen is $2100, and we don't take library cards. 234 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,328 What's the matter? Is something wrong? 235 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,455 Do you have to stay? 236 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,863 American Express? 237 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,972 I can't believe they're doing that! I told them to go easy on him! 238 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:55,813 No offense, but sometimes it's hard to understand you, with the accent. 239 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,853 That's just halftime. There's more. 240 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:03,650 Did you see me? 241 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,364 I was pretty good. That is one fun game! 242 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,327 Do me a favor? Grab me some water? 243 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:11,658 Thanks! 244 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,970 I think I'm dying. I really do. 245 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,266 Poor baby! 246 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,206 Tell my son that I love him. 247 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,943 Excellent! Got to have some more fun! 248 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,808 They are killing you. 249 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,577 That's not true. 250 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,650 She's right. You have to stop! 251 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,915 No! I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross! 252 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,323 Dude, you go back out there, you'll be Dead Ross. 253 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,724 I'm not quitting. I'm going to finish this game. 254 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,935 If you insist on it, at least let me help you. 255 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:48,105 It's no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything! 256 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:53,938 That's not it. I just know a few things that can help you inflict pain. 257 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,736 I like that. 258 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,475 Listen closely. 259 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,742 Devon has got a weak ankle. 260 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,010 One swift kick and he'll back off. 261 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,915 Bad ankle. Got it! 262 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:08,321 And that big bloke with the beard? He's got a trick hip. 263 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,821 And David over there, he doesn't wear a cup. 264 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,423 I could use that. Trick hip, no cup. Okay! 265 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:20,435 And Liam's got bad knees. Hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp. 266 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,367 But Liam's on my team. 267 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,610 -I don't care. Just get him! -Go and get him! 268 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,346 I am going back in! 269 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,977 Red Ross! Yeah! 270 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:44,886 What are these? 271 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,395 Just some pictures I made and hung up. 272 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,863 I thought they'd brighten up the place. Don't they? 273 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,598 No, don't. 274 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:04,012 There's no hole there. I just really like that picture. 275 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,017 Oh, my God! Look at this! 276 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,690 But there is a wire there! It's connected to something! 277 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,759 I don't care! The wires have come loose in your head! 278 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,259 If I could follow the wire, I'd find out what it did. 279 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,455 And did you? 280 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,691 No. 281 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,862 It disappears behind there. 282 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,239 For a minute, I thought it went downstairs. 283 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,334 Say hello to Mrs. Catrokis. 284 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,948 -Hello, darling. -Hello, Mrs. Catrokis. 285 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,980 Hey, Mrs. Catrokis, do you know Kenny? 286 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,285 You have got to be kid Wow! 287 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,921 Are you sure you don't want a doctor? 288 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,131 No, that'll just bring me down! 289 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:58,596 This was great! I was great! This was a great day! 290 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,068 I'm buying everyone coffee. 291 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,967 Just grab my wallet. It's in my pocket. 292 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,642 No, not you. 293 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,642 Your eye's still popping out. I'll go get some ice. 294 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,477 Ice, yeah! I'm so in the mood for ice. 295 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,580 You were amazing out there. 296 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,647 I kind of was, wasn't l? 297 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:20,881 Oh, my God! 298 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,790 I made a man twice my size cry! 299 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:30,165 I haven't done that since I was four and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks. 300 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,171 You really enjoyed yourself, didn't you? 301 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,897 Are you kidding? I hurt three huge men. 302 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,009 I gave a guy a bloody nose! 303 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,337 I'm not proud of it... 304 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,813 ...but I really am! 305 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,251 And it's all because of you. 306 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:52,148 -Wonderful, amazing you. -I think you've got a concussion. 307 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,949 No, I'm serious. Thank you. 308 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,163 You're welcome. 309 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,197 I'm sorry. Did that hurt you? 310 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,492 It's worth the pain. 311 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,435 You know what? It's not. 312 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:16,804 This is the final boarding call for flight 664 to Yemen. 313 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,213 Well, I guess I gotta go. 314 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,349 My Bing-a-ling. 315 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,190 I'll wait for you. 316 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,486 How long will you be gone? 317 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:36,231 Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel. 318 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,036 I'll write you every day. 319 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,467 15 Yemen Road, Yemen. 320 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,169 Okay. Goodbye. 321 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,168 Janice! There you are! I had to have one last kiss. 322 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,827 And also, you said you'd leave after I got on the plane! 323 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:18,269 No. I want to see you take off. 324 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,445 Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. 325 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,182 I'm going to Yemen! 326 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,951 When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you? 327 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:39,527 All right. The super couldn't figure out what it did. 328 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:43,132 The $200-an-hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did. 329 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,395 I've had seven pretty serious shocks. 330 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,829 I give up. 331 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,975 Thank God. 332 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,071 I guess Joey was right. 333 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,775 It does nothing. 334 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,185 See? 335 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,589 I'm doing it! I am totally doing it! 336 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,200 I lost it.