1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:04,567 So, what is this? 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,672 Googlie Worm. 3 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,196 And this? 4 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:10,569 Glow Pop Jiggly Jam. 5 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:13,641 It's so funny! 6 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,581 What's this? 7 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,718 A hunk of sandwich from last year. 8 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:24,914 Geller's got one hooked! Looks like a big one! 9 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:28,555 It's the classic struggle between man 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,897 Someone knocked over a lamp. 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,936 You know what'll be great about the fishing trip? 12 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:41,834 When my Dad asks, "What are you doing with your life?"... 13 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:45,374 ...I can say, "I'm doing a movie with Charlton Heston. 14 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,045 What about you?" 15 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:54,581 Don't stop having fun just because I'm here. 16 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:57,288 Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. 17 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,217 Well, except you. 18 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:14,199 You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time. 19 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:17,070 Yeah, I wish that rooster were dead. 20 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:22,240 You shouldn't leave Chandler alone. They broke up only two days ago. 21 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,074 Go fishing next week. 22 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,879 There's nothing I can do. He's still in his sweats. 23 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,144 That's only phase one. 24 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,487 I'll be back for phase two. I'd never miss that. 25 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,486 Phase two? 26 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,391 Getting drunk and going to a strip club. 27 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,493 How does going there make him better? 28 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,794 There are naked ladies there. 29 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:48,168 Then to phase three: seeing yourself with other women. 30 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,909 There are naked ladies there too. 31 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,642 Would you give me one minute, please? 32 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,418 The One with Joey's Dirty Day 33 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,657 These will match the jacket you picked out last week? 34 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,761 There we go. 35 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,129 There it is. 36 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,742 You know what I need? Gloves. 37 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,567 Brown leather dress gloves. 38 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,644 Well, let's see.... 39 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,145 This one is large. 40 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:05,417 And this one.... 41 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,449 Also large? 42 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,349 Two larges coming right up. 43 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,058 Hello. 44 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,923 -Damn you. -Could I have a moment? 45 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,168 My niece, you see, is in town from London. 46 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,859 Shropshire, but you know. 47 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,297 She's about your age, I'd say. 48 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:30,374 Anyway, I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus. 49 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,010 Would you like to keep her company tonight? 50 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,804 Sure. You got it! 51 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:37,505 Count me in. Me. Fledermaus. Great! 52 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:41,049 Yes, of course. Thank you so very much. 53 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,151 So? 54 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:54,894 -Gloves? -Sorry, I'll be right back. 55 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,227 Actually, I got to take off. 56 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:00,404 I was curious. Do you have plans tonight? 57 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,532 No, nothing! 58 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:05,539 I invested in a nightclub. It opens tonight. Want to come? 59 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,606 That would be great! 60 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,674 You're into hard-core S & M, right? 61 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:15,445 -Well, I guess. -I'm kidding. 62 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,924 I'll put you on the VlP list. Look for me. 63 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,183 Great! You bet. 64 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,022 I'll see you tonight. 65 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:28,033 -I almost forgot the tickets. -What? 66 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:32,362 For you and Emily. Tonight. Die Fledermaus. 67 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:34,862 Oh, right. 68 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:38,407 You'll like it. It has two out of the three tenors. 69 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,779 I can't believe Kathy did this to me. 70 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:50,113 I really thought she was the one. 71 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:51,783 I'll tell you what. 72 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,652 I'm not getting out of this chair. Ever! 73 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,623 From now on, this chair is the one! 74 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,931 You know what else is the one? My sweatpants. 75 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,796 Just take the sweats off, okay? 76 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,336 Take them off and we'll have some fun. 77 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:16,577 Wow, and I can't resist that line. That's why I never wear sweatpants. 78 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,819 Did you catch any fish? 79 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:23,989 You guys have no idea. 80 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,158 -You stink! -Are you kidding? 81 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:31,997 Three days without a shower. Plus, I fell in a big tub of worms! 82 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,259 How's he doing? 83 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,992 He hasn't left that chair in two days. 84 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:40,262 Hey, buddy, how's it going? 85 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:49,013 You see? He just needed his pal to come home. 86 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,250 I got to memorize my lines. 87 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,217 Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow, baby! 88 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,927 What's the matter? 89 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:07,766 Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. 90 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,527 But I already told Mr. Waltham... 91 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:15,299 ...that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera. 92 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,372 So, what are you going to do? 93 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,206 -I don't know. -No! Help me! 94 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:24,409 -I can't. I have to work. -Phoebe? 95 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,984 I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening. 96 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:32,152 Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me. 97 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,387 You guys, come on! I have to meet Joshua. 98 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:38,256 It's my one chance for him to see the "fun" Rachel. 99 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:42,423 The "wouldn't it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel. 100 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,263 Are Joey and Chandler back? 101 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:50,772 Chandler's still in phase one, and Joey's that thing you smell. 102 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,485 So.... 103 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,786 No. 104 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,758 Come on! 105 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,428 -She's here. -Wait, wait. 106 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,600 Ross, please? 107 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:18,669 You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera... 108 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:22,830 ...so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy? 109 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,940 That is a toughie. 110 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,775 She's looking down the hall. 111 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,343 She looked right at me. 112 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:34,113 You can't see people through that hole, can you? 113 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,151 I'll be right there! Okay, Ross, please. 114 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,886 I thought we had moved on. 115 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,998 I thought we could be happy for each other. 116 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,361 I mean, was that just me? 117 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:52,897 All right, I'll do it. 118 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,834 Thank you, thank you. 119 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:59,303 Emily. I'm Rachel Greene. 120 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,040 Thank goodness! 121 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:05,517 There's been a teeny change of plans. I'm not free tonight 122 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,049 Really? 123 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:12,251 I must've missed your call, though I didn't leave the flat all day. 124 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,582 Well, l 125 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,522 That's not rude. It's in keeping with the trip... 126 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:20,392 ...where I've been run down by one of your wiener carts... 127 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,328 ...and been strip-searched at the airport. 128 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:28,530 Apparently, I look like someone who's got cocaine stuffed up their bum. 129 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,772 I think you look great. 130 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,342 Good night. It was very nice to meet you. 131 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,286 I'll get her. 132 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,784 Please, hurry. 133 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,222 Don't you just love the way they talk? 134 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,196 -What? -The baby kicked! 135 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,739 Oh, my God. 136 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,901 No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted. 137 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,476 Oh, my God! I overslept! 138 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:14,049 I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago! 139 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,551 You can't go like that! You stink! 140 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,589 I fell asleep. Now I don't have time! 141 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:22,124 Just 10 blocks away. If I run, I'll make it. 142 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,829 Run 10 blocks. That'll help the smell. 143 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:28,293 Slow down! No, keep moving. 144 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,568 How did it go last night? 145 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,671 Well, I didn't see Joshua. 146 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,738 But I did punch a girl in the face. 147 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,638 The whole night was horrible. It was pouring. 148 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:44,747 There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep. 149 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,579 So did you get to meet her? 150 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:53,450 There is no Rachel Greep. But this girl overheard us. 151 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:57,094 And she said, "I'm Rachel Greep!" And he let her in. 152 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,627 So you hit her? 153 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,297 No, she was already in. 154 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:03,434 This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella... 155 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,501 ...so I clocked her. 156 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,297 All I wanted was a few hours... 157 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,443 ...outside of work to see Joshua... 158 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:16,341 ...so he could go ahead and start falling in love with me. 159 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:20,709 Pheebs. 160 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,485 Honey, that's your name. 161 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:29,954 That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's what we called each other. 162 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,194 -You're wearing pants! -That's right. 163 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:39,337 Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see strippers. 164 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:40,831 It's 9:30 a.m. 165 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,031 They got a breakfast buffet. 166 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:48,535 Let me talk to him! 167 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,342 -Oh, my God! -Can't I just? 168 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,514 -It's my phone and she's shush -Please! 169 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,084 What's he saying? 170 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,850 He's with Emily in Vermont. 171 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,886 What? Oh, my God! 172 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:03,687 Who the hell is Emily? No. 173 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,330 When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet.... 174 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,093 Who wouldn't be miserable? 175 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,703 I'm telling you, once l got her into a dry pair of shoes... 176 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,464 ...she was a totally different person. 177 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,574 They're in Vermont? How did this happen? 178 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,505 How'd he end up in Vermont with that witch? 179 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,843 Maybe she doesn't hit him all the time. 180 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,978 There's a deer outside eating fruit from the orchard! 181 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:32,089 I got to go! There's a deer eating fruit from the orchard! 182 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:38,391 He had to go. There was a deer eating fruit from the orchard. 183 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,160 I don't get this. She was horrible! 184 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:44,426 I'm going to go stand over there. 185 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,762 Why do you care? 186 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,433 I don't care. 187 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:54,876 I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua. 188 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:59,174 You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont! 189 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,411 When you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail. 190 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,250 Could you, just for once... 191 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,427 ...not remember every little thing? 192 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:13,064 So you know, when's he getting back? 193 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,221 A couple of days. 194 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,125 I knew something like this would happen. 195 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:18,859 What are you doing? 196 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,669 You can't go back a phase! 197 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:26,273 You're thinking about time. You can't go back in time. 198 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:32,748 Why don't you do your phase two strip club thing with us? 199 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:34,110 We can be guys! 200 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,184 No, you can't. 201 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,051 Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys. 202 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:44,853 No, you don't. You'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long. 203 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:49,630 Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off? 204 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,769 And come with us and watch naked girls dance! 205 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,371 Okay. 206 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,238 I'm sorry. 207 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,080 Joey Tribbiani. I'm here. 208 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,254 Calm down, we got time. We're running late. 209 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,455 All set. 210 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:20,092 Look at that. Charlton Heston eating licorice. 211 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,801 Yeah, he loves them. I've never seen him with 212 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,739 What the hell is that? What smells so bad? 213 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,171 You. 214 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:38,913 I could see why you would think that. But you know who it is? 215 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,107 You? 216 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,914 No, no. It's Heston. 217 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,580 What? 218 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:50,991 He reeks like he went on a three-day fishing trip, then ate licorice. 219 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:56,198 No way. He's the only one with a shower in his dressing room. 220 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,198 Really? A shower? 221 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,337 Which room might that be? 222 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,539 The one with "Heston" on it. 223 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,809 Interesting. 224 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,458 I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties? 225 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,859 No, thanks, Mom! 226 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,524 That. 227 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,799 You have to put that out because I'm pregnant. 228 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,873 Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club. 229 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,804 It's not my baby. 230 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,314 Very good. 231 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:51,083 Really good. I enjoyed it. Very exotic. 232 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:55,085 I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call. 233 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,658 You'd think he'd be worried about me not showing up. 234 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,759 You know what makes it worse? 235 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,594 Ross is all happy in Vermont. 236 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,497 Come on, look where you are! 237 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,902 Another round of daiquiris. 238 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,003 Virgin for me. 239 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,509 Don't let me leave without the name of that carpet guy. 240 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:20,850 Come on! 241 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,788 You know what? I'll go home and call Kathy. 242 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,955 If it'll help. 243 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,093 That was a test. In a few hours, I'll be drunk. 244 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,728 I'll want to call her. You'll have to stop me. 245 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,762 Then I'll be so drunk, I'll want to call Janice. 246 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,629 You should! How is she? 247 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:42,838 I think somebody needs another lap dance. 248 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,255 Who's in there? 249 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,894 How you doing? 250 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,893 Who in the hell are you? 251 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,603 Would you believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas? 252 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,545 Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt. 253 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,776 No, wait. You don't understand. 254 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,608 I'm an actor. 255 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,855 Joey Tribbiani. I'm doing a scene with you today. 256 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,079 And I stink! 257 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,292 You're in this picture? 258 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:39,122 I'm a cop who won't work with you because you're a loose cannon. 259 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,059 Anyway, I'm really sorry. 260 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,359 But I stink. 261 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,031 Joey, right? 262 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,977 Every actor, one time or another 263 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,912 Every actor thinks he stinks. 264 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,609 Even Laurence Olivier sometimes thought he stank. 265 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,288 Bob Redford won't even watch himself. 266 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,479 You don't understand. 267 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,282 Listen to me. 268 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,656 I don't know one actor worth his salt... 269 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:15,663 ...who, one time in his career, didn't say, "God, I stink!" 270 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:20,371 I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up. 271 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,075 The important thing, and you must remember... 272 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:29,247 ...no matter how badly you think you stink... 273 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:34,579 ...you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! 274 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,082 Do you understand me? 275 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,417 -Yes, sir. I'm very sorry. -Wait a minute! 276 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,526 Take your pants. 277 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,029 Sorry. I'm really sorry. 278 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,299 What a business. 279 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,904 We did okay at the strip club, right? 280 00:17:57,142 --> 00:18:00,737 Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting... 281 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,004 ...to teach the third grade! 282 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,817 -He still hasn't called. -Who, Josh? 283 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,143 It's Joshua. 284 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,922 -He doesn't like "Josh"? -No, I don't. 285 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,959 I'm going to put my sweats back on. 286 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,752 You know what? You were right. 287 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,964 We weren't great at being guys. You know why? 288 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,326 Because we're girls. 289 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:27,032 -You know what girls are good at? -Stripping! 290 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,536 No, listening! 291 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,141 Sit. 292 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:37,177 Maybe it would really, really help if you would just talk. 293 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,351 Yeah, come on. What's going on in there? 294 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,680 And you know, if you want to cry, that's okay too. 295 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,489 I'm going to have to ask you all to leave. 296 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:56,531 Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause. 297 00:18:56,735 --> 00:19:01,331 Those strippers were hot, and l couldn't picture myself with them. 298 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,438 They really were pretty, weren't they? 299 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,113 -I liked that fighter pilot one. -Candy? 300 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,544 She was so spunky! 301 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,951 I think if I were going to be with a woman... 302 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:22,182 ...it'd be with someone like Michelle. 303 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,452 She was just so petite. 304 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,295 For me, it would have to be Chantal. 305 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,468 She had the smoothest skin. 306 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,471 I stuck that dollar in her G-string and grazed her thigh 307 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:41,543 Phase three! I just achieved phase three! 308 00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:46,141 I am totally picturing you with all those women! 309 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,584 That's not phase three. 310 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,982 Well, I'm there too! 311 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,254 Are we all together in a group? 312 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,586 Stop it, you're killing me! 313 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,658 I think I moved on to phase four! 314 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,831 -What is that? -I don't want a relationship ever! 315 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:06,161 I just want sex with strippers and my friends! 316 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,438 Come on. 317 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,701 Let me see that smile. 318 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,003 I don't want to. 319 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,540 Please? 320 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,912 I wanted to go to the strip club! 321 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,512 You'll have plenty of chances. 322 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:26,417 There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over. 323 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,684 Yeah, all right. 324 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,324 How was Vermont? 325 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,500 Emily is... 326 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,732 ...incredible. There are no words to describe her. 327 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:43,203 The whole weekend was like a dream. 328 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,835 And you! Rach! 329 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,369 You were so right. 330 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:50,604 What? 331 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,115 What you said about us finally being in a place... 332 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,550 ...where we could really be happy for each other. 333 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,656 I admit, I wasn't quite there. 334 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,829 The thought of you and that Josh guy 335 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,054 Joshua. 336 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:11,200 Joshua guy at that club, dancing, having a good time. 337 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,098 And the thought of it kind of.... 338 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,297 You know? But now! 339 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,341 But now, I'm totally there. 340 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,705 I'm finally where you are. 341 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,882 Thank goodness! 342 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,844 And thank you for Emily. 343 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,852 No problem. I'm so glad I could help, you know? 344 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,716 I'm happy for you. 345 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,982 Happy for you. 346 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,161 Oh, no, happy for you. 347 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,964 All right. Here's what we'll do. 348 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,432 You are going to take off my clothes. 349 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:48,929 You two, go get the oils. 350 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,302 And you, just constantly scream... 351 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:53,943 ..."Chandler's the king! Chandler's the king!" 352 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,637 I want to be with her. I like her. 353 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,884 That's fine. Go with your instincts! 354 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,450 What am I doing again? 355 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,417 Pay attention. I could wake up at any moment. 356 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,090 I'm Joshua. I'm here to pick up Rachel. 357 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,121 That's not Joshua. 358 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:12,926 What do you want from me? I never met the guy. 359 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,229 I'm sorry you can't stay. 360 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:18,766 The rest of us have a lot of work to do. 361 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,965 What are you doing? 362 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:27,103 All right, listen. I got to wake up.