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What the hell is that?!
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What the hell is that?
ls that you?
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-You're really not a morning person.
-Just back off!
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Get up! Get up! Get up!
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What is that noise?
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You!
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lt's the chick.
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She's going through some changes.
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What kind of changes?
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The vet seems to think...
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...she's becoming a rooster.
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We're getting a second opinion.
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The One With the Embryos
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Why are you shopping
at 8 in the morning?
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l've been up since 6...
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...thanks to somebody's
dumb-ass rooster.
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You should get rid of those animals.
They shouldn't be in an apartment.
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Especially not with these
knives and cookbooks around.
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l'm going to the doctor
and see if l'm ready...
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...to have Frank and Alice's embryo
transferred into my uterus.
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How will they know?
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They'll just see if my
endometrial layer is thick.
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l can check that for you.
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Okay, think ''thick.''
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Good luck!
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Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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-l'm still right.
-That is so not true.
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What?
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l know it's her laundry day...
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...and that means she's wearing
her old-lady underpants.
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l can check that for you.
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You two think you know
me and Rachel...
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...better than we know you.
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Well, we do.
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You can only eat Tic Tacs
in even numbers.
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What's that about?
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And you!
Ross, if you check Rachel's bag...
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...you'll find a half-eaten box
of cookies in there.
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You're good.
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These are not.
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l'm so not impressed.
Everybody snacks when they shop.
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Ross, how many items
left in that bag?
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Five.
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Okay, 1 0 bucks says we can
name every item in that bag.
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-How many guesses?
-Six.
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Challenge extended.
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-Deal!
-Challenge accepted.
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All right, we'll start with...
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...apples.
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We'll be starting with apples.
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Stop that now.
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Yes.
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Okay. Tortilla chips.
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-Yogurt.
-Diet soda.
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-Orange juice.
-There's no orange juice! We win!
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They have another guess.
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Well, we won that one.
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Okay. The last thing is--
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Not for another two weeks.
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l got it.
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Scotch...
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...tape.
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How did you know
she would buy Scotch tape?
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We used up theirs last night
making scary faces.
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Oh, man!
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All right! Ten bucks.
Fork it over.
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Cough it up. Pay the piper.
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Give me it!
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You don't know us better.
l want a rematch.
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And no stupid grocery questions.
Real, personal questions.
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And the winner gets $ 1 00.
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-Serious?
-Are you scared?
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No.
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Who makes up the questions?
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Ross will do it.
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Sure, Ross will do it.
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lt's not like he has a job
or a child or a life of his own.
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-Fine. We'll ask Phoebe.
-No, l want to play.
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Looks like your uterus
is ready for implantation.
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l knew it!
l felt really thick this morning.
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Okay, so what's now?
Go get the eggs. Put them in there.
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lt'll take a little while
to prepare the embryos.
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-Embryos? As in more than one?
-Five, actually.
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Where am l giving birth...
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...in a hospital or
a big box under the stairs?
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Doing five gives you a 25% chance
that at least one will attach.
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That's it? 25%?
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That means that it's, like,
75% chance of no baby at all?
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l was thinking,
what are the odds...
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...if you stuff 200 of them in there?
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Sweetie, now...
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...she's a woman,
not a gumball machine.
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Don't worry. l'll do this as many
times as it takes to get it right.
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The thing is, we kind of
only have one shot.
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lt costs $ 1 6,000 each time you do this.
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Sixteen thousand dollars?!
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Well, it's 20 in California.
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We're kind of using all the money
we have to do it this one time.
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Okay, that's a lot of
pressure on me and my uterus.
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Maybe there's something l can do
to make sure l get pregnant.
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No, l'm sorry.
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Wow, you guys really
don't know anything.
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Why don't you get drunk? lt worked
for a bunch of girls in my high school.
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-So how's the test coming?
-Hey, you're touching the game board.
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Sorry.
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You freak.
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Do you realize that
any minute now...
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...Phoebe could be pregnant?
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l know, l know.
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lt's such a huge,
life-altering thing.
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The test is ready.
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Okay. Each team will
answer 1 0 questions.
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The first team to answer
the most questions wins.
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The categories are
''Fears and Pet Peeves'' ...
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...''Ancient History'' ...
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...''Literature'' ...
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...and ''lt's all Relative.''
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Now...
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...the coin toss,
to see who goes first.
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Okay.
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Somebody call it this time.
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Tails!
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lt's heads.
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Gentlemen, pick your category.
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''Fears and Pet Peeves.''
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''What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?''
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-Animals dressed as humans.
-Correct.
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-Ladies?
-Same category.
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''According to Chandler, what phenomenon
scares the bejesus out of him?''
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Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
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That is correct.
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The lrish jig guy?
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His legs flail about
as if independent from his body!
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Gentlemen, your pick.
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''lt's all Relative.''
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''Monica and l had
a grandmother who died.
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You both went to her funeral.
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Name that grandmother.''
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-Nana?
-She has a real name.
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Althea!
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-What?
-l took a shot!
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With Althea?
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-Althea is correct.
-Nice shooting!
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''Literature.''
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''Every week the TV Guide comes
to Chandler and Joey's apartment.
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What name appears
on the address label?''
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Chandler gets it!
lt's Chandler Bing!
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l'm afraid the TV Guide
comes to ''Chanandler Bong.''
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l knew that!
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Rachel, use your head!
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Actually, it's Ms. Chanandler Bong.
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Hello, teeny embryos.
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l'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi!
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l'm hoping to be your uterus
for the next nine months.
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We're doing this
for Frank and Alice...
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...who you know.
You've been there.
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They want you so much.
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So when you guys get in there,
really grab on.
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And l promise that l'll keep you
safe and warm...
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...until you're ready
to have them take you home.
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Next time you see me,
if l'm screaming, don't worry.
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That's what's supposed to happen.
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Ready?
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Good luck!
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The score is nine to eight
in favor of the guys.
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Ladies, if you miss this,
the game is theirs. Pick a category.
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''lt's all Relative'' !
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-You don't have to shout everything.
-l'm sorry!
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''What is the name
of Chandler's father's...
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...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?''
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Viva Las Gaygas!
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Unfortunately, that is correct.
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All right. We have a tie.
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Luckily, l've prepared
for such an event.
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The lightning round!
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Thirty seconds.
All the questions you can answer.
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You guys are dead!
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l am so good at lightning rounds!
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l majored in lightning rounds,
all right?
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We'll destroy you.
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Want to bet?
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l'm so confused as to what
we've been doing so far.
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How about we play for more money?
Say 1 50?
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One hundred and fifty dollars.
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Say 200?
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Two hundred dollars!
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You're doing it again.
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Excuse me.
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-l don't want to lose $200.
-We won't.
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Three hundred?
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l'm spicing it up!
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So play for some pepper!
Stop spending my money.
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l got it!
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lf we win, they have to
get rid of the rooster.
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That's interesting!
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-No way! That rooster's family.
-The duck too!
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The duck doesn't make noise!
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He gets the other one all riled up!
200
00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:03,620
-We are not--
-All right, hold on!
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lf you win...
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...we give up the bird.
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But if we win...
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...we get your apartment.
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-Deal!
-What?
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00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:27,842
That's crazy. There's no way
we are betting the apartment.
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00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:35,956
All right, l'm in. Because either
he goes, or l'm buying a coyote.
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00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:50,702
Betting the apartment?
l don't know about this.
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l have not missed one question
the whole game. l own this game!
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-Look at my hand.
-You have the answers written there?
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No. Steady as a rock.
Now, are you with me?
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00:14:03,921 --> 00:14:05,479
All right, let's do it!
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00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:09,616
All right.
Gentlemen, you're up first.
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You have 30 seconds.
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The lightning round begins--
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Stop it!
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00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:22,397
''Monica's nickname
when she was a hockey goalie?''
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-Big Fat Goalie.
-Correct!
219
00:14:27,111 --> 00:14:29,511
''Rachel claims
it's her favorite movie.''
220
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,112
Dangerous Liaisons.
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00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:34,044
-''Her actual favorite is...?''
-Weekend at Bernie's.
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00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:40,454
''ln what part of her body did Monica
get a pencil stuck at age 1 4?''
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No!
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00:14:48,132 --> 00:14:49,190
Her ear!
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00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:56,566
''Monica categorizes her towels.
How many categories are there?''
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-Everyday use.
-Fancy.
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-Guest.
-Fancy guest.
228
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-Two seconds.
-Eleven?
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Unbelievable!
Eleven is correct!
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00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,276
All right.
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That's four for the guys.
Ladies, you're up!
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Thirty seconds on the clock.
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Five correct questions
wins the game.
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The lightning round begins now.
''Joey's favorite food?''
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-Sandwiches!
-Correct.
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00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:31,506
''Chandler was how old when he
first touched a girl's breast?''
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-1 4?
-No, 1 9.
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Thanks, man.
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00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:37,512
''Joey had an imaginary
childhood friend.
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00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,181
-His name was...?''
-Maurice!
241
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:42,443
-''His profession was...?''
-Space cowboy!
242
00:15:43,821 --> 00:15:45,846
''What is Chandler Bing's job?''
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00:15:50,094 --> 00:15:52,324
lt has something to do with numbers!
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00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,691
-And processing!
-He carries a briefcase.
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00:15:54,932 --> 00:15:57,298
Ten seconds.
You need this or you lose.
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Something to do
with transponding.
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He's a transponster!
248
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,373
That's not even a word!
249
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:10,537
l can get this! l can get this!
250
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,858
-l call Monica's room.
-You can't just call Monica's room.
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00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:33,103
Sure l can.
Standard shotgun rules.
252
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l'm in sight of the room
and l called it.
253
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Damn!
254
00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:42,607
l feel like l'm coming down
with something.
255
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:46,983
Guess the color of my tonsils.
l bet the apartment!
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l would never bet this place.
lt's too nice.
257
00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:54,550
Are they in there?
258
00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:56,556
Yeah, l'm implanted.
259
00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:59,825
-How do you feel?
-Well, freaked.
260
00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:04,128
lt turns out the odds
are really sucky.
261
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:06,996
And this is
Frank and Alice's only shot.
262
00:17:07,305 --> 00:17:10,741
They are literally putting
all their eggs in my basket.
263
00:17:12,777 --> 00:17:14,005
But l bet it works.
264
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Really? How much?
265
00:17:18,349 --> 00:17:21,011
l'm going to take
a pregnancy test now.
266
00:17:21,252 --> 00:17:23,152
Wow! You can tell this soon?
267
00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:25,618
The doctor says it takes a few days.
268
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:29,950
But my body's always been a little
faster than Western medicine.
269
00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:37,199
l can't believe you guys think
you're moving in here.
270
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,594
Well, believe it, baby!
271
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,766
-Well, l'm not moving.
-What?
272
00:17:44,909 --> 00:17:48,367
No. lt was a stupid bet.
We were just playing a game.
273
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,706
You can't ignore the bet.
lt's a bet!
274
00:17:50,948 --> 00:17:53,781
Bet on a bet
and if you lose, you lose the bet.
275
00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:56,110
We have to move.
276
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:59,687
We would have made them
get rid of the birds.
277
00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:07,789
l hate this as much as you,
but if it makes you feel better...
278
00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:10,260
...this is all your fault.
279
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,424
What?
280
00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:16,369
Chanandler Bong!
We steal that TV Guide every week!
281
00:18:16,574 --> 00:18:18,599
l knew it!
282
00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:21,807
l don't care.
l'm not going anywhere.
283
00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:24,241
Cool! Girl roommate.
284
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:28,907
Well?
285
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,751
Nope, not knocked up yet.
286
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,248
lt's only been a couple hours.
287
00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:38,292
Meanwhile, l'll do
whatever l can to help this.
288
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:41,954
l'm just going to, you know,
lie in your chair, okay?
289
00:18:44,135 --> 00:18:46,933
Good. l'm going
to let gravity do its job.
290
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:49,871
l won't get in the way.
291
00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:54,273
lt'll be just like that time l tried to
count all the bumps on your ceiling.
292
00:18:55,446 --> 00:19:00,611
You know, Pheebs, if you sit there long
enough, you'll be sitting in our apartment.
293
00:19:00,785 --> 00:19:02,275
l can't believe this.
294
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:06,880
Oh, Rach, FYl: Your new apartment
hasn't had hot water since Christmas.
295
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,189
Can you give me a hand?
296
00:19:13,431 --> 00:19:16,923
Put that box down!
We are not going anywhere!
297
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:20,933
This is my apartment and l like it!
298
00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:23,299
This is a girl's apartment!
299
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:27,875
That is a boy's apartment!
lt's dirty and it smells!
300
00:19:28,112 --> 00:19:30,979
This is pretty!
lt's so pretty!
301
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,478
And look, it's purple!
302
00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:37,085
l tell you, you with your
steady hand, l am not moving.
303
00:19:37,321 --> 00:19:40,381
And now l have got the steady hand.
304
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,254
Okay, okay.
305
00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:49,396
-l'll take care of it.
-That's right.
306
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,498
You do what the hand says!
307
00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:05,908
-How'd it go?
-l lost our mattresses.
308
00:20:11,489 --> 00:20:16,051
Are you in there, little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
309
00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:21,123
I will buy you some Adidas
310
00:20:28,205 --> 00:20:32,437
We were just at the drugstore
so we got you a little present.
311
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:35,974
That's where all my blood was.
312
00:20:36,113 --> 00:20:40,072
lt's a lollipop
and a home pregnancy test.
313
00:20:41,485 --> 00:20:44,511
Don't mix those up.
You could really ruin that lollipop.
314
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,256
You feel like taking a test?
There's only one question.
315
00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:57,533
All right. l will.
316
00:20:57,835 --> 00:21:00,360
Remember that
it's still really early.
317
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:05,507
lf it says l'm not pregnant, that
doesn't mean l won't get pregnant.
318
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:08,507
Just so l don't go completely nuts...
319
00:21:08,712 --> 00:21:11,476
...try not to put
all your hopes on this.
320
00:21:15,786 --> 00:21:16,775
Great.
321
00:21:25,362 --> 00:21:29,128
You are mean boys
who are just being mean!
322
00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:32,597
Don't get mad! No one
forced you to raise the stakes.
323
00:21:32,803 --> 00:21:35,294
That is not true!
She forced me!
324
00:21:35,539 --> 00:21:38,064
You got the question wrong.
325
00:21:38,309 --> 00:21:40,573
lt was a stupid, unfair question!
326
00:21:40,778 --> 00:21:42,405
Don't blame the questions!
327
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:46,947
Stop yelling in our apartment!
You are ruining moving day for us.
328
00:21:47,184 --> 00:21:49,846
-Stop calling it your apartment!
-lt is!
329
00:21:52,489 --> 00:21:56,255
You're going to have a baby.
They're going to have a baby!
330
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,965
My sister's going to have my baby!
331
00:22:14,612 --> 00:22:17,638
Okay, but this can't
be good for the baby.
332
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,585
l can't find garbage bags.
333
00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:33,989
l think l saw some in here.
334
00:22:38,836 --> 00:22:40,394
What is it?
335
00:22:41,071 --> 00:22:45,007
l don't know. But maybe if we keep
that drawer shut, it'll die.
336
00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:49,343
l can't believe we're living here!
337
00:22:55,019 --> 00:22:56,213
What is it?
338
00:22:56,453 --> 00:22:58,978
Did you see the size of the closets?
339
00:23:00,124 --> 00:23:03,218
l can't believe we live here!
340
00:23:13,737 --> 00:23:14,726
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