1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:05,901 I can't believe my little brother's married! 2 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,267 Why didn't you tell me you were eloping? 3 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:14,208 Well, we were at court, eating lunch 4 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,075 Why were you at the courthouse? 5 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,843 We were having lunch. 6 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:20,780 We were like... 7 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:25,218 ...we're here, we're having lunch. Let's get married! Right? 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:29,759 A year ago, I didn't know I had a brother. Now I have a sister! 9 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,863 Oh, it's so great. 10 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,528 Okay. 11 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:41,697 Okay. 12 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,306 Stop it! Don't! 13 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:46,939 I'll get you a gift now. 14 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,206 Is there anything you need? 15 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:57,712 We've been trying to get pregnant since we got engaged, to get a jump on things. 16 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,717 No one's getting any younger. 17 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:06,724 Because the thing is, we're not able to, you know, conceive. 18 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,163 We've seen a bunch of doctors. 19 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:12,496 They say that our only chance to have a baby... 20 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:17,836 ...is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish... 21 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,079 ...and put it into another girl. 22 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:24,010 We were wondering if you could be that girl. 23 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,981 That's a really nice gift. 24 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,492 I was thinking of a gravy boat. 25 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,926 We know it's a lot to ask. 26 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:42,159 We don't have anyone else to go to. We could pay someone... 27 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,099 ...but we don't have that kind of money. 28 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,001 Plus, you know, you're family and, you know... 29 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:52,476 ...I just don't want my baby to grow into some chick I don't know, you know? 30 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,612 Don't give us an answer yet, think about it. 31 00:01:55,748 --> 00:02:01,084 And if you say no, we'll totally understand. 32 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:05,050 Okay. Okay. 33 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:11,196 And we were wondering if you could give us a ride down to the train station. 34 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:17,292 Well, actually, we kind of need an answer to that one right now. 35 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,369 The One with Phoebe's Uterus 36 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,584 Check it out! Guess what job I just got. 37 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:16,322 I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black. 38 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,586 What? 39 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,532 Blue blazer back. He wants it back. 40 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:27,369 You said "black." Why would he want his blue blazer black? 41 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:30,871 Well, you know what I meant. 42 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,542 You messed it up. 43 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,012 You're stupid. 44 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:40,614 So, what job did you get? 45 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,884 Tour guide at the museum. Ross got it for me. 46 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:47,320 Don't you have to be a dinosaur expert? 47 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,859 They give you all the information. 48 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:52,495 It's like memorizing a script. 49 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:57,102 On your left you have a tyrannosaurus rex, from the Jurassic Period. 50 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,064 Very nice. 51 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:02,866 Yeah, actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous Period. 52 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,809 But I can pronounce Jurassic. 53 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,881 Frank Jr. and Alice got married! 54 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:13,918 Oh, my God! 55 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:15,586 They're having a baby! 56 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:20,754 They want me to grow it for them in my uterus! 57 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,556 -My God! -Are you serious? 58 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:31,392 You're thinking of having sex with your brother? 59 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:37,032 Ew! And, oh, no! 60 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,570 They want me to be the surrogate. 61 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,875 It's her egg and his sperm. I'm the oven. It's their bun. 62 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:46,882 What did you say? 63 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:51,045 I had to think about it first, but what is there to think of? 64 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:54,590 I'll be giving someone the greatest gift. 65 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:59,025 You'll carry their child and get them a Sony PlayStation? 66 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,034 This is an incredible thing to do. 67 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:05,931 But there are things to think about. 68 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:09,505 Yeah, you'd be pregnant. I mean, pregnant. 69 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:11,701 I know. 70 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,871 You'll put your body through an awful lot. 71 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:19,380 I mean, morning sickness, labor. 72 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,244 It's all for somebody else. 73 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,319 Yeah. What's your point? 74 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,956 Well, the stuff I just mentioned. 75 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,458 I couldn't do that. 76 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:34,462 I always figured the first time I had a baby, it'd be with someone I love. 77 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,362 And that baby was, you know... 78 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,126 ...a keeper. 79 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:43,365 You were more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture. 80 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:47,410 If you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like crazy. 81 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,080 Just think it through. 82 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:52,478 Talk to somebody who's had a baby. Like your mom. 83 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:57,588 My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did! 84 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:07,923 I love this tushy! Can I take it to work with me? 85 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,327 Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway. It came with the pants. 86 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,943 I am so jealous. 87 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,705 You guys are just right there. 88 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,748 Yes. 89 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,510 Right where? 90 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:30,588 The beginning, where it's all sex and talking... 91 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,417 ...and sex and talking. 92 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,754 You got to love the talking. 93 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,864 -And the sex? -We haven't had sex. 94 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,365 What's the big deal? This is special. 95 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:47,369 I want our love to grow before moving to the next level. 96 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:50,035 Oh, Chandler, that is so nice. 97 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,040 That is really nice... 98 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,712 ...Iying! 99 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,877 -No way is that the reason. -Why? 100 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,076 Because you're not mature enough to understand that? 101 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,380 He's right. I'm totally lying. 102 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,689 Then what is it? 103 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,955 Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey. 104 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:17,529 And you're afraid you won't be able to fill his shoes? 105 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,769 I'm afraid I won't make love as well as him. 106 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:27,603 -I was going for the metaphor. -I was saying the actual words. 107 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,783 He's had a lot of girlfriends. Doesn't mean he's great in bed. 108 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,819 We share a wall. 109 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:41,425 Either he's great, or she liked to agree with him a lot. 110 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,830 Loudly and a lot. 111 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,935 All night long she'd agree. 112 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:55,334 It'll be different. The sex will be great because you're in love. 113 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,670 -Just go for it. -Yeah, you should. 114 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,847 All right. I'll sleep with my girlfriend. 115 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,383 But I'm just doing it for you guys. 116 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:15,257 Now, the mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic Period. 117 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:19,254 Isn't the mastodon from the Pliocene Epoch? 118 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,362 This is a museum. No talking. 119 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,895 Right down here we have... 120 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,163 ...a large foot. 121 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:35,672 And over here we have Ross Geller. 122 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,007 Everyone wave "hi" to Ross. 123 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,447 Ross is one of our scientists. Look at him hard at work. 124 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,488 Okay, moving right along. 125 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,059 Come on. 126 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,693 It's open. Come in. 127 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,827 -I'm sorry I'm late. -That's okay. 128 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,629 I had time to finish glazing my nipples. 129 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,901 You go all out when you're expecting company. 130 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,606 I was working on my pottery. 131 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:14,851 Oh! I didn't know that you did pot. 132 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:21,155 Mostly nudes. It combines my two passions: pottery and erotica. 133 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,294 Erottery! 134 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,666 Thanks for coming out to see me. 135 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:32,894 I thought it'd be a good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person. 136 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,365 I don't think it's a good idea. 137 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,075 Why not? 138 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,579 You'd be giving up a baby. 139 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,576 And I really don't 140 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,840 I don't know if anything I said... 141 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,953 ...would make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. 142 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,694 No, no, I understand the pain. Don't hurt the puppy! 143 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,095 No, no. The puppy is yours. 144 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:05,561 -I get a puppy? -But for only three days. 145 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,200 Why? 146 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:14,706 I realize I don't have any right to start getting parent-y on you now. 147 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:24,152 Look at me and not the puppy. It's very important. 148 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,321 I know what I'm talking about. 149 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,385 I gave up two babies. 150 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:35,396 I only wish I had someone who'd given up babies that told me... 151 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,533 ...how terrible it is. 152 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,672 I really shouldn't have given you the puppy first. 153 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,038 That's okay. No, we're listening. 154 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:53,042 It'd be something you'd regret every day for the rest of your life. 155 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,515 So however hard it is for you to give up this puppy... 156 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:04,190 ...it'd be a million times harder to give up a child. 157 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:08,832 Okay, fair enough. Three days. 158 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:14,333 Oh, it's time to take my ass out of the kiln. 159 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:23,140 Could you sit there? I'm saving this seat for my friend Ross. 160 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,646 You mean Dr. Geller? 161 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:28,044 Doctor? I didn't know he had a nickname. 162 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,151 Oh, he won't sit here. 163 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,516 Only people in white coats sit there. 164 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,693 Only people in blue blazers sit here. 165 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,090 -How come? -That's just the way it is. 166 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,163 That's crazy. 167 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:47,701 Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world: a world without lab coats and blazers. 168 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:51,272 But you not in a perfect world. You in a museum now. 169 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,078 See that scientist? 170 00:11:55,715 --> 00:12:00,243 He and I used to play together in grade school, but now.... 171 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,749 Peter! Hey, Peter! 172 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,993 It's me! Rhonda, from P.S. 129? 173 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,456 I shared my pudding with you, man! 174 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,662 I gave you my Snack Pack! 175 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:20,836 See? He pretend he don't even hear me! 176 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,937 Everyone's pretending they don't hear you. 177 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:30,312 I don't know about your jackets and separate tables... 178 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,006 ...but Ross is my friend. 179 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:36,448 And if I save him a seat, he will sit in it. 180 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,787 Here! I saved you a seat! 181 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:47,491 I'm cool here. I'll catch up with you later. 182 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,536 This is saved. 183 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,937 Gift shop. 184 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:10,616 I'm really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today. 185 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,118 You do what you got to do. 186 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:18,695 The scientists and the tour guides never sit together. 187 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,588 Whatever. 188 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,600 It's like that everywhere. Mon, back me up. 189 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,967 Where you work, the waiters eat with the waiters. 190 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,699 And the chefs eat with the other chefs? 191 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:35,343 I eat by myself in the alley, because everybody hates me. 192 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:40,608 Okay, Rach, when was the last time you had lunch with the shipping clerks? 193 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,277 I've never had lunch with the shipping clerks... 194 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:48,052 ...but it's totally different. They're not allowed in the executive cafeteria. 195 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,822 Oh, I see what you're saying. 196 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,893 Look, Ross. 197 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,694 It's no big deal. 198 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,201 You wear a white coat. I wear a blue blazer. 199 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:01,896 If that means we can't be friends at work, so be it. 200 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,904 I understand, you know? 201 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:08,975 When I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you. 202 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,247 So it's, you know, it's cool. 203 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:13,951 I'll see you tomorrow. 204 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:21,024 When we're in the audience, he doesn't talk but he does wave. 205 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:31,197 Who's my puppy? Who's my puppy? Who's my puppy? 206 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:35,398 -Have you named him yet? -No, I don't want to get attached. 207 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,601 -Can I hold him? -Sure. Here. 208 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:42,474 -Come here, squirmy. Hello -Not like that. No. 209 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,781 Why's Phoebe singing to Karl Malden? 210 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,621 I think it's time for puppy to go out again. 211 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,092 Come on, let's go to the balcony. 212 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,758 The street. Come on, let's go to the street. 213 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,406 Don't go on the balcony until after I get back. 214 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,368 So did you do it? 215 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,077 Yes, yes, we had the sex. 216 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,305 It was bad? 217 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:22,453 It was fine, but she didn't agree with me as strongly as with Joey. 218 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,953 She was like, "l see your point. I'm all right with it." 219 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:33,425 There's not always a lot of agreement the first time. 220 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:37,566 Yeah. Not for girls, anyway. Guys agree like that. 221 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,597 Look, you have to help me. 222 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:41,999 I mean.... 223 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:46,735 I know what to do with a woman. It's always nice. 224 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,274 I need to know... 225 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,471 ...what makes it go from nice to: 226 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,582 "My God! Somebody's killing her in there!" 227 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,751 I'll show you something a lot of guys don't know. 228 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,753 All right. 229 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,255 Now. 230 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:06,328 You don't have to draw an actual Whoa, she's hot! 231 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,130 Everyone knows the erogenous zones. 232 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,859 You got one, two, three... 233 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:13,933 ...four... 234 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:17,302 ...five, six and seven. 235 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,266 There are seven? 236 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,771 Let me see that. 237 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,475 Oh, yeah. 238 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,675 That's one? 239 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,716 Kind of an important one. 240 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,780 I was looking at it upside down. 241 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,228 Well, you know, sometimes that helps. 242 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:48,204 Most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp. 243 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,567 That's bad? 244 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:55,813 At Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn. 245 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,479 You might if it were like seven. 246 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:04,555 All right, the important thing is to take your time. 247 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,484 You want to hit them all... 248 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,024 ...mix them up. Keep them on their toes. 249 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,492 Oh, toes! 250 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,260 For some people. 251 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,561 All right. 252 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,231 You could start out with a little one. 253 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,772 A two. 254 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,342 A one, two, three. 255 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,204 A three. 256 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,713 A five. 257 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:33,673 A four. 258 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,584 A three, two. 259 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,845 Two. A two, four, six. 260 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,552 Two, four, six. 261 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,420 Four. Two. 262 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:46,397 Two. Four, seven! 263 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,023 Five, seven! Six, seven! 264 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,634 Seven! Seven! 265 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,362 Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! 266 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,407 Seven! 267 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,841 And there you are. 268 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,052 Yeah, that'll work. 269 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,469 Dr. Geller? There's a seat here. 270 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,901 Thank you, Dr. Phillips. 271 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,701 But I'm having my lunch... 272 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,175 ...at this table. Here in the middle. 273 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,349 I'm having my lunch... 274 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,386 ...right here with my good friend, Joey. 275 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,556 If he'll sit with me. 276 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,198 I will sit with you, Dr. Geller. 277 00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,429 You know... 278 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,141 ...we work in a museum of natural history. 279 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,935 And yet, there is something... 280 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,669 ...unnatural... 281 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,610 ...about the way we eat lunch. 282 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,180 Now, I want you to know... 283 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:19,416 ...it took a tour guide to show this scientist the error of his ways. 284 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,422 You might even say he took me on a tour... 285 00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,025 ...of myself. 286 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,027 Yeah, that was me. 287 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:34,901 I look around, and you know what I see? I see division. 288 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:40,101 Division between people in white coats and people in blue blazers. 289 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,574 I ask myself, "My God, why?" 290 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,852 Now, I say we shed these coats... 291 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,747 ...that separate us. 292 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,952 And we get to know the people underneath. 293 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,254 I'm Ross! 294 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,798 I'm divorced and I have a kid! 295 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,373 I'm Joey! I'm an actor! 296 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,873 I don't know squat about dinosaurs! 297 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:21,546 I'm Ted, and I just moved here, and New York really scares me. 298 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,722 -There you go! -Hang in there, Teddy! 299 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,424 I'm Andrew. 300 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,393 And I didn't pay for this pear. 301 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,328 Okay. Good for you. 302 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:39,399 I'm Rhonda! And these aren't real! 303 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,538 Wow, Rhonda. 304 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,241 -I'm Scott. -Yeah, okay, Scott! 305 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:54,747 I flip the light switch on and off 17 times when I leave a room... 306 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,184 ...or my family will die. 307 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,053 My mom's gonna be here any minute. 308 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,627 I can't. I can't give him up. 309 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,460 Yes, no. I can. 310 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,295 I don't want to. 311 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,401 But I can. 312 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,865 No. 313 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,474 I can't watch this. It's like Sophie's Choice. 314 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,769 You know, I never saw that. 315 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,107 Oh, it was only okay. 316 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,247 I can't do this. 317 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:31,615 My mom was right. If I can't give him up... 318 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,120 ...there's no way I can give up a baby. 319 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,390 Frank and Alice are going to be so crushed. 320 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,226 What else can I give them? A kidney! 321 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,303 We were in the neighborhood. 322 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:52,668 We want to let you know that there's still no pressure. 323 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,583 If there was something you wanted to say, we'll be right there. 324 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,343 Who's this little guy? 325 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,760 He's so cute! He reminds me of my old dog, Tumor. 326 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:16,260 You are so precious, I could take you home. 327 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:17,892 Why don't you? 328 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,969 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 329 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,108 Thanks. 330 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,045 -What are you doing? -I'm okay with this. 331 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,712 You know why? Because look at them. 332 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,713 Look how happy they are. 333 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,886 And I made that, so you know.... 334 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:43,351 It'll be a million times harder to give up a baby, but oh, my God! 335 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:46,358 It'll feel a million times better, right? 336 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,729 I'll do this. I want to carry your baby. 337 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,402 Thank you so much! 338 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,410 You don't know what this means to us. 339 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,307 I think I'm going to cry! 340 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,689 It's going to be so great. 341 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,422 -What's going on? -I gave them the puppy. 342 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:21,564 It made them so happy, I decided to carry their baby. 343 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,100 -Phoebe -No, I know. 344 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,997 We're different, though. 345 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,502 This is a different situation. 346 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,174 I am not going to regret this. 347 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,235 I understand all that. 348 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:38,208 It's just, that was my puppy. 349 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,250 Would you ever be a surrogate? 350 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,053 Depends who asked. 351 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,986 What if I asked? 352 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,721 Oh, Mon, sure! 353 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,260 -Really? -Yes. 354 00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,902 You're not asking me, are you? 355 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,528 -No. -Yes. Totally. 356 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:08,372 Thank you! Thank you! 357 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:12,006 Thank you! Yes, thank you!