1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:06,704 Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? 2 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:09,568 Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. 3 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:11,966 Fifteen? 4 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,146 Your personal best! 5 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,417 Where were you? 6 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:21,642 On a date. 7 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:24,346 I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. 8 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:27,490 -Which museum? -How'd you meet her? 9 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,794 No. Answer his. 10 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,892 We were at the back of the train. 11 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,466 I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me... 12 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:40,638 ...if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. 13 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:44,172 Were you so late because you were burying this woman? 14 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,943 I'm late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. 15 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:50,548 She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away. 16 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:54,184 How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? 17 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,720 That joke would have killed in Albany. 18 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,692 Done! I did it. 19 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:03,359 Who's stupid now? 20 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,892 The One with the Girl From Poughkeepsie 21 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:56,112 Look! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. 22 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:58,316 That paper is two weeks old. 23 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:02,951 Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? 24 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:08,220 I really wanted to take Kathy to this. 25 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:11,556 At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. 26 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,995 I hate being alone this time of year. 27 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,332 Next it's Valentine's Day... 28 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,503 ...then my birthday, then bang! 29 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:22,070 Before you know it, they're lighting that damn tree again. 30 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,243 I want somebody! 31 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,976 You know, I want a man! 32 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:40,122 It doesn't even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! 33 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:43,454 I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. 34 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,656 Let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've been flung. 35 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,366 I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. 36 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,805 There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? 37 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:03,477 I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before? 38 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,344 I have a girlfriend. I'm happy. 39 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:11,222 I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. 40 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,026 Okay. 41 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,353 No accountants. 42 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:18,895 And no one from "legal." I don't like boring jobs. 43 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:22,657 And Ross was what? A lion tamer? 44 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,206 What's wrong, Mon? 45 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,271 Everybody at work still hates me. 46 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,846 Is it because of the review you wrote or something new? 47 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,639 It's the review. 48 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:38,343 I was making headway. 49 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,782 Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... 50 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:45,184 ...and find out they wrote this on my chef's hat. 51 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:52,955 Maybe they meant to write "Quiet, Bitch." 52 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,230 What's the matter? 53 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,573 Fine! Just trying to be nice. 54 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,979 I haven't been picked on this much since kindergarten. 55 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:12,947 And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 56 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,955 They're trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would. 57 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,356 But I've waited for this my whole life. 58 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,393 Wait, you're the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! 59 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:33,204 I would love to, but I can't. I'm not good at confrontation. 60 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,667 You know what you can do? 61 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,138 I read about this director, Orson Welles... 62 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:42,380 ...who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them. 63 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,310 Then they would all know who was boss. 64 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,821 I'm not doing anything. Why not fire me? 65 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,449 It's a good idea. Can you waiter? 66 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,491 Good enough to get fired. 67 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,259 All right. You're hired! 68 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:06,762 That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? 69 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,445 Yes. 70 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,114 I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? 71 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,354 I'm not asking for me. 72 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,294 I'm not gay. I'm not asking you out. 73 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,159 I'm not gay. 74 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,601 I didn't think you were gay. 75 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,327 I do now. 76 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,703 My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up. 77 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,544 I just got out of a big relationship. 78 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,679 I'm not looking to get serious. 79 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:52,281 That's okay. A fling might be all right with her. 80 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,888 Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? 81 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,622 By the way, that is her full name. 82 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,954 Wow! I'm free for her. 83 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,629 Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free. 84 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:07,656 Let's talk it over at the Ranger game. 85 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:11,065 Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. 86 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,738 I'll bring them by your office at five. 87 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,871 That's a little later than I usually stay, but sure. 88 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:23,014 Before the game, we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens. 89 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:28,677 I don't know what that is, but that's a pretty nice jacket. 90 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,422 Kind of like that tie too. 91 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,397 Keep your pants on, man. 92 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:50,943 I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? 93 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,480 Happy Hanukkah, Monica 94 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:04,649 May your Christmas be snowy, Joey 95 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,759 Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross 96 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:11,292 Spin the dreidel, Rachel 97 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,525 Pheebs, that's great! 98 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:20,671 But you know, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel. 99 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:25,711 I know, but it's so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! 100 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,213 What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: 101 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:33,782 Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable. 102 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,453 Maypole. 103 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,552 All good. Thanks. 104 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:43,988 Do you, maybe, have a nickname that's easier to rhyme? 105 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,528 Didn't your dad used to call you "Pumpkin"? 106 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:50,293 Pumpkin? But did he ever call you "Budolph"? 107 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,467 Hello, children. 108 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:59,143 Have I got the 50 guys for you! 109 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,980 -Really? -I showed them your picture. 110 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:06,185 Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. 111 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,182 -Knicks tonight? -Where are the seats? 112 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,321 Wherever! I've got 20. 113 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,417 Will I like any of these guys? 114 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,594 You know, I'm going to... 115 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,229 ...play the field a little bit more. 116 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,598 Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. 117 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,936 You work with robots? 118 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:32,872 Yes. 119 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:38,247 One guy, Patrick, you'll like him. He's nice, funny and a swimmer. 120 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,213 I like swimmers' bodies. 121 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:43,217 His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. 122 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,990 I like credit cards! 123 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,284 I'm not bad at this! 124 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,053 -What does he do? -He works in fine foods. 125 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:55,731 -You have a fine foods division? -It's a big company.... 126 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:59,062 Now, wait a second. You make food and robots? 127 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:03,900 No, the robots just work for them. 128 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:07,168 All right, I'm going to work. 129 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,714 Does anybody have a problem with that? 130 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,075 Yeah, lady. I do! 131 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:13,376 I got a problem! 132 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,712 I'll give you a problem! 133 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,984 What will you do? Fire me? 134 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,658 You bet your ass I'll fire you! 135 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,293 -See you later. -Thanks. 136 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,733 I should go. I've got a date. 137 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,163 With who? 138 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:35,340 You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? 139 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,907 Not her. 140 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,407 This is someone else. 141 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,080 I can't decide between the two. 142 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,749 The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty... 143 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,454 ...really smart and a lot of fun. 144 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:53,614 But this other girl, she lives right uptown. 145 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:58,093 She's just as pretty. 146 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,095 I guess she's smart. 147 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,492 She's not fun. 148 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,238 If she's no fun, why date her at all? 149 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:11,237 I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. 150 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:16,109 And, at the end of the date, she said something that... 151 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,415 ...if she was kidding, was very funny. 152 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:24,654 If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun. She's stupid and racist. 153 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,854 How was your first day at the restaurant? 154 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,929 Damn! 155 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,534 What happened to your fancy jacket? 156 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,437 They baked it. 157 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:47,971 I can't take this anymore. 158 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,876 -I'm going to fire you tonight. -You got it. 159 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,517 What are you doing? 160 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,813 You're still on fire there. 161 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,388 I think you got it! 162 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:07,365 Chandler, you have the best taste in men. 163 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,661 Like father, like son. 164 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,571 Patrick and I had such a great time last night! 165 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,104 This could, maybe, get serious. 166 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:21,342 I thought you weren't looking for serious. Just a fling? 167 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:24,208 Well, you know, possibly. 168 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,949 You didn't tell him that, though, right? 169 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,787 You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? 170 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,362 -You don't tell him that! -Why not? 171 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,796 I'd be thrilled if some hot girl 172 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,059 I see. 173 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,034 You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... 174 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,142 ...he's so going to get the wrong idea! 175 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,607 Joey, could you pass the cheese? 176 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,481 I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey. 177 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:06,155 I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. 178 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,383 Hey, Dragon! 179 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,594 Here's your tips from Monday and Tuesday. 180 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,564 There's $300 in this one. 181 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,235 People get generous around the holidays. 182 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,804 And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. 183 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:27,245 Could the waiters listen to the specials? 184 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:31,314 There's Chilean sea bass with a mango relish 185 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,551 Why is nobody writing these? 186 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,083 We can remember them. 187 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:39,483 Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them? 188 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:42,387 Sure, that too. 189 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:48,163 Forget the specials for a minute. Here's the thing.... 190 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,761 For the last two weeks I have... 191 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:56,569 ...tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. 192 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,276 Can't hear you! 193 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,077 Positive atmosphere. 194 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,909 But I've had it up to here. 195 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,649 From now on, it is going to be my way... 196 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:15,518 ...or the highway. All right? 197 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,295 Does anybody have a problem with that? 198 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,531 Hey, new guy. 199 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,976 I said, does anybody have a problem with that? 200 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,108 No, ma'am. 201 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,350 He has a name. It's Dragon. 202 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:46,123 You want to know your name? Check your hat. 203 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,688 We did the hat, right? 204 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:53,130 -What the hell just happened? -I am so sorry. 205 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,764 I was going to do it. 206 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:58,562 But I was standing there with $327 in one hand... 207 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:02,137 ...and $238 in the other. And I was thinking... 208 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,775 ...it's been a long time since I had... 209 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,840 ...$327 plus $238! 210 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,945 We had a deal! It's why you're here. I've got to fire you! 211 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,811 And I got to pay rent! 212 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,953 How about you don't fire me. 213 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,787 Instead, I stay. I gain their trust. 214 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,328 They'll listen to the nice things I say about you. 215 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,961 What nice things? 216 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,727 Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. 217 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:38,009 Happy Hannukah, Chandler and Monica Merry, merry 218 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,235 You know what, Pheebs? 219 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,247 I'm not Jewish so.... 220 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,910 Ross doesn't decorate his tree with floss... 221 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:49,143 ...but he's not complaining. 222 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,684 Bad dream? 223 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:56,519 I wasn't sleeping. 224 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,265 What was Phoebe's song about? 225 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,362 It's the one with the cat. 226 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:09,031 I got to go. I've got another date. 227 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,940 Did you pick one yet? 228 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:15,111 It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. 229 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:19,548 It was a different joke. It wasn't that funny. 230 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,985 So I'm still torn. 231 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,245 You don't like the one from uptown. 232 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,254 And you're exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie. 233 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,322 Just end them both! 234 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,257 Go to Poughkeepsie and break up with her. 235 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,295 Then break up with uptown. 236 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,162 By the time you get home, you're done! 237 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,438 You're right. Thank you. 238 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,738 I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague. 239 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,804 -Prague? -So much you don't know. 240 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,789 Patrick just ended things with me. 241 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:11,094 Did you or didn't you tell him I wanted a serious relationship? 242 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,499 I did! I absolutely did! 243 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,497 You idiot! 244 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,071 I'm sure you're right. But why? 245 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:23,178 You don't tell a guy that you want a serious relationship. 246 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,415 Now you scared him away! 247 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,518 I am sorry. I am so sorry. 248 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,813 You should never be allowed to talk to people! 249 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,318 I know, I know! 250 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:37,586 Now I'm right back where I started. 251 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:39,330 This sucks! 252 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,590 Being alone sucks! 253 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,201 You'll meet somebody. 254 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,335 You're a great catch! 255 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:51,440 When I told those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once. 256 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,109 Really? 257 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,849 You graduated magna cum laude, right? 258 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,010 It doesn't matter. 259 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,688 I got tickets to the Ranger game. You want to come with me? 260 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,789 Cute guys in little shorts? 261 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,328 Sure. 262 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:19,366 Actually, it's a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth. 263 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:22,096 That sounds fun too. Thank you. 264 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,232 Okay. 265 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,578 Have you ever been with a woman? 266 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,679 What? What is the matter with you? 267 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,515 There is no good time to ask that question. 268 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:45,758 The station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie! 269 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,324 Ross? Ross? 270 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,332 Wake up! 271 00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,009 I need more swordfish. 272 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:08,775 -Can you get me more swordfish? -I don't speak English. 273 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,616 -You just did. -I don't know what to tell you. 274 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,327 Fine. 275 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,003 Okay. Very funny. 276 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,436 Let me out, please. 277 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,968 Come on, I'm cold! 278 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,215 And covered in marinara sauce! 279 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:39,812 Let me out! 280 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,284 You found that handle, did you? 281 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,252 -It's not funny. -Well, that's not true. 282 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,730 I'm a good person. And I'm a good chef. 283 00:18:56,935 --> 00:19:00,996 And I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! 284 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,969 If you want me to quit this bad then 285 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,099 Chef Geller? 286 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,845 You know that speech you made? 287 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,305 I got a problem with it! 288 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,180 -You do? -You bet I do! 289 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,819 I just wasn't listening then, that's all. 290 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:26,354 If you want a problem, I'll give you a problem! 291 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,527 What are you going to do? Fire me? 292 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,635 You bet I'll fire you! Get out of my kitchen! 293 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,701 Get out! 294 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:39,900 All right. 295 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,742 Anybody else got a problem? 296 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,273 How about you, chuckles? 297 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,946 You think this is funny now? 298 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:54,081 What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it's funny? 299 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,822 No, it's really good. 300 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,825 Take those salads to table four. 301 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,827 And you, get the swordfish! 302 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,499 And you! 303 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,497 Get a haircut! 304 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:14,242 Last stop, Montreal. The stop is Montreal! 305 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,912 What? 306 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,321 I bet myself that you had beautiful eyes. 307 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,025 Now that I see them, I win! 308 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:37,696 We're at my stop. Would you like to have coffee? 309 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,669 Are we really in Montreal? 310 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,269 Yes, we are. 311 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,002 So coffee? 312 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,704 Coffee sounds great. 313 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,682 Wait. 314 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,854 So you live in Montreal? 315 00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,718 No, but it's only a two-hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. 316 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,858 I should have thought about my wife and kids... 317 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,363 ...before I talked back to Chef Geller. 318 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:16,235 It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year. 319 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,743 Enough! 320 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,705 Lean, lean, lean! 321 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:30,484 So this is a very special holiday song... 322 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,388 ...that I wrote for some very important people to me. 323 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:40,457 Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap 324 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:43,827 Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap 325 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,995 Said all you need is To write them a song 326 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:53,175 Now you haven't heard it yet So don't try to sing along 327 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,480 No, don't sing along 328 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,878 Monica, Monica 329 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,346 Have a happy Hannukah 330 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,224 Saw Santa Claus 331 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,893 He said hello to Ross 332 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:14,930 And please tell Joey 333 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:18,498 Christmas will be snowy 334 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:23,030 And Rachel and Chandler 335 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,338 Happy holidays, everybody!