1 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:06,101 I just saw Kathy naked. 2 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,136 It was like torture. 3 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:12,802 If we go to war and you're captured, you're in for a surprise. 4 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,273 It keeps getting worse. 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,814 It bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend. 6 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:23,955 Every time we're in the same room, there's weird energy between us. 7 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,887 Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. 8 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,357 And now I have seen her naked. 9 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,224 At least with her clothes on... 10 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,833 ...I could imagine her body was covered in boils. 11 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,503 But there are no boils. She's smooth. 12 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:44,041 Smooth! 13 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:51,715 -Could everyone see up his robe? -Oh, my God! 14 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,086 The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line 15 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,698 -Here you go. -I'll call you. 16 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:43,994 Great! 17 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:47,636 Hey, hey. Who was that? 18 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,137 Casey. We're going out tonight. 19 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,937 Going out? Wow! 20 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,478 It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer. 21 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,016 No, things are fine. 22 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:04,713 I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey. 23 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,247 -What? -Yeah. 24 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:10,351 The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself. 25 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,256 You're going out with Kathy! 26 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,163 Yeah. Why are you upset? 27 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:17,802 Well, I'm upset... 28 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,128 ...for you. 29 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:24,734 Sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be unfulfilling. 30 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:30,575 What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive. 31 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,216 Look, Joey. 32 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,788 Kathy's clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. 33 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,215 But, Casey.... 34 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:40,290 Granted, I just saw the back of her head. 35 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,126 But I got this sense that she's smart and funny... 36 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,592 ...and gets you. 37 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,466 You got all that from the back of her head? 38 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,729 I think it's time for you to settle down. 39 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,736 Make a choice. Pick a lane. 40 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,264 Who's Elaine? 41 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,739 Little Tony Tarzan 42 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:07,476 Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease 43 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,354 I don't know the next verse. 44 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:15,224 You could just go: 45 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,985 Greatest of ease 46 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,956 Then go right into it. 47 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,492 I like that. 48 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,471 How do you know about...? 49 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,207 You know, I used to play. 50 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,401 That's right. The keyboards? 51 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:36,308 A little in high school. I got into it in college. 52 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,746 That's when I really found my sound. 53 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:46,048 Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it. 54 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,661 Oh, my God! 55 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,523 I completely forgot about your sound. 56 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,693 He'd lock himself in the basement for hours. 57 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:59,766 No one was ever allowed to hear the sound. 58 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,333 I want to hear the sound. 59 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:07,370 No, I mean, I haven't played in so long. 60 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,916 Well, it's really personal stuff. 61 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,381 Play that funky music, white boy. 62 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,351 -Yeah, come on. -No, you guys. 63 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,423 My keyboards are all the way Yeah, okay. 64 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,725 Who wants to get dinner later? I wanna try that new ltalian restaurant. 65 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:32,361 Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there. 66 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,070 What are you talking about? 67 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,734 You said some restaurant must be good because Chinese people were eating there. 68 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:42,772 That's because it was a Chinese restaurant. 69 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,848 I still wanna go. Who wants to come? 70 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:49,887 Oh, I can't. I got two dinner dates tonight, so I gotta get ready. 71 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,254 All right, girls' night out. 72 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:56,328 Sorry, but we have to prep that catering thing for tomorrow. 73 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,862 Oh, that's right. 74 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,398 I wish I could eat in restaurants alone. 75 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:04,002 You should try it. It's a really good thing to do. 76 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:09,164 I just think I'd feel really self-conscious. Like I was on display or something. 77 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:13,779 I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone. 78 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:25,887 I just had a great time with myself. 79 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,623 Well, this could be a good story. 80 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:34,093 At dinner. It was so liberating. 81 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:38,727 You know, I don't need people to have fun. I'm fun. I'm a fun girl. 82 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:41,431 Are you a naughty girl? 83 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,006 No, just fun. Fun. Good. Fun. 84 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,137 -See, I told you you'd have fun. -I know. 85 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:52,479 Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone. 86 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,086 -Why? -What's wrong with a woman eating alone? 87 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:58,417 Well, obviously something. She's eating alone. 88 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,314 Okay, guys. 89 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:03,155 All right! Bring it on, you! 90 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,063 Here we go. 91 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:19,042 You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before. 92 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,713 So it's important that you understand... 93 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,348 ...it's about communicating... 94 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,081 ...very private emotions. 95 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:35,852 You know.... 96 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:40,021 You should think of my work... 97 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,691 ...as wordless sound poems. 98 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,040 -That's what -Oh, my God, play. 99 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,510 Well, you know, that was... 100 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,274 ...terrific! 101 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,350 Really... 102 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,454 ...bitchen. 103 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:41,857 Wow! It was so wow! 104 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,287 Really? 105 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:48,400 Yeah! I mean, you should play in public. 106 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,903 Wow, thanks, you guys. That's 107 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,298 I want to play you another piece. 108 00:07:56,843 --> 00:08:01,337 I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back, okay? 109 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:07,013 This is so nice. I mean, I am so.... 110 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,489 God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement. 111 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:20,531 I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers. 112 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,394 What are you guys talking about? I loved it! 113 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,005 It was so moving. 114 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,700 It's so different from the stuff you usually hear. 115 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,673 You mean, music? 116 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,248 I know what you think. 117 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:43,148 Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy. 118 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,786 Come in. 119 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,488 Oh, God! Is that Baywatch? 120 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:55,063 Yes, but I just watch it for the articles. 121 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,660 -So is Joey around? -No, he's not back yet. 122 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,237 Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern? 123 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,501 I don't have a preference. You? 124 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,778 I like it in the stern. 125 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,039 Of the boat. 126 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:18,153 It's me. Casey and l had a little car trouble. 127 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:20,154 -What happened? -We broke down. 128 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,452 I have to get transmission fluid. 129 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,391 Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon. 130 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:31,126 -Why can't you tell her? -I think my time is about to 131 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,508 I thought your time ran out. 132 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,146 Me too, but I guess I do have 133 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:47,808 Joey's running a little late, and he says he's sorry. 134 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,352 I guess it's just you and me, then. 135 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,355 -Okay. -Yeah, I think it is. 136 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,065 So, what'd you do today? 137 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,858 I had an appointment to cut my hair. 138 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,935 -Looks great! -And then it got canceled. 139 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,401 -I could cut it. -Really? Do you do that? 140 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:14,409 Yeah, I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say? 141 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,045 Dog grooming? 142 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,941 Don't make my tail too poofy. 143 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,491 You have really great hair. 144 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,228 Oh, thanks. I grow it myself. 145 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,068 You know who also has great hair is Joey. 146 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,261 Yes, Joey has great hair. 147 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:44,943 I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck. 148 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,090 What are you doing? 149 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,824 Checking to see if it's even. 150 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,795 Looks good. 151 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,465 The phone! The phone's making sounds! 152 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:17,802 Hey, dude, it's me. 153 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:18,999 Hey, it's Joey! 154 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,944 It looks like we'll be stuck here. 155 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,811 I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there. 156 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,181 -What? -It fell out. 157 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,821 I just figured we hit a dog. 158 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:37,493 Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her. 159 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:39,628 It's Joey. 160 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,401 No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. 161 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:47,595 Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It's okay. 162 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,037 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 163 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,937 I should probably go. 164 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,959 I forgot my purse. 165 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,367 I really did. I forgot my purse. 166 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,315 -This is bad! It's bad! -Horrible! 167 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,513 Wait, the kiss or the situation? 168 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,612 The kiss was good. 169 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,555 -But that's bad! -Here's what we do. 170 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,727 -We forget it happened. -What? 171 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:46,955 We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good? 172 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,624 Can you really do that? 173 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,196 I have to. He's my best friend. 174 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,997 And you're seeing him. 175 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,202 Chandler, I like Joey a lot. 176 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,210 -But with you -No, don't! Don't, see? 177 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,313 You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn. 178 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,112 I'm sorry. 179 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:14,549 If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try. 180 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,020 I think we have to. 181 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,012 Are you still out there? 182 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,659 Electrifying 183 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:57,258 Infinite time 184 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,833 There's a Starbucks about three blocks down. 185 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:05,036 He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go! 186 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:24,028 Thank you very much! 187 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,421 Hey, aren't you up next? 188 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:31,065 -I'm not playing tonight. -Why not? 189 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,264 I can't follow Ross. 190 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,341 It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps... 191 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,876 ...who had to follow the Beatles. No. 192 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,942 Ross sucks. 193 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:49,617 The place has emptied because of him. 194 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,755 Oh, my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. 195 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:58,160 I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time! 196 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,667 You suck too. 197 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,070 You're awful. 198 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,744 You guys! 199 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,648 You suck too! 200 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:30,653 Man! I can't believe I locked myself out again! 201 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,960 Hang on, buddy. 202 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,195 Oh, my God! What happened? 203 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:42,304 -Did you do all this? Why? -I sure did. 204 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,171 It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend. 205 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,777 You're amazing. 206 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,340 No, this is amazing. 207 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,912 A TV that appears as if from nowhere! 208 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,717 That's the dream! 209 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,620 How did you afford all this? 210 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,887 I'm 29. I mean, who needs a savings account? 211 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,822 You're the best friend anyone has ever had. 212 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,693 I don't know. 213 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,165 No, you are. 214 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,737 You do this, you give me advice.... 215 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,842 What you said about focusing on one woman? 216 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,170 I'll do that. 217 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,603 With Casey? 218 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,181 I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool. 219 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,849 -Or Casey. -No, Kathy. 220 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,248 -Could be Casey. -No, Kathy. 221 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,423 Consider Casey. 222 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:36,683 I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. 223 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,692 I'll fix you two up. What do you think? 224 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,265 That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place. 225 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:57,580 You were really great. You were really, really great. 226 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,045 Thanks. 227 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,815 Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me... 228 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,185 ...and, you know, my talent. 229 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,516 Is that true? 230 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,391 Well, kind of, yeah. 231 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:17,396 I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it... 232 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:21,164 ...but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. 233 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,331 See, but.... 234 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:29,343 Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music. 235 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,744 You know, my music is meant to inspire. 236 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,918 If it bothers you this much... 237 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,782 ...then I won't play anymore. 238 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,686 No, don't do that. 239 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:48,092 How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? 240 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,063 Yeah, okay. 241 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,211 -I'd love to, but I have plans on Sunday. -Well, maybe some other time. 242 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:06,443 -Sure. Just give me a call, I'm in the book. -Okay. Thanks a lot. See you. 243 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:12,980 What are you doing? He is cute, and he's a doctor. 244 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:18,056 -How do you know? -Honey, I eavesdrop because I care. 245 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,596 -Well, I have plans on Sunday. -With who? 246 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,361 -Me. -Oh, God. 247 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,994 You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone. 248 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:31,109 I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. 249 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,336 Wouldn't be fair to me. 250 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:37,646 So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself. 251 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,150 Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy. 252 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,146 Saw the new furniture. Very nice. 253 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,485 Joey has the best boyfriend ever! 254 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,456 I kissed Kathy. 255 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,028 Are you serious? 256 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,130 -Does Joey know? -No. 257 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:59,100 Is there any way you think he will understand this? 258 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,433 You obviously haven't screwed over your friends. 259 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,507 Which we all appreciate. 260 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:10,347 If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her... 261 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,117 ...knowing Joey, he'd have stepped aside. 262 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:17,319 Don't say that! That's not true, is it? 263 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,115 Yeah, he loves you. 264 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,952 Then why didn't you tell me to do that? 265 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,555 I said something to Phoebe. 266 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,458 And I thought it was a really good idea. 267 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,692 -Yeah, I remember. -Oh, my God! 268 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,031 What am I going to do? 269 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:36,741 -You'll have to tell him. -Why do I have to tell him? 270 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,667 -Because you do. -Yeah, I know. 271 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,045 Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? 272 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,952 I don't know if this is working out. I think.... 273 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,187 I think I wanna see other people. 274 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,231 Wow. Didn't see that coming. 275 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,335 It's not that I don't enjoy this. I do. 276 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:08,462 I just wanna see what else is out there. 277 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,299 Hey, Guy. What are you doing here? 278 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,742 I work across the street. 279 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:18,747 -lt turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday. -I wish you had called me. 280 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,682 I just told them I'd work this weekend. 281 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,481 Okay, well, maybe next weekend. 282 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,556 -Definitely. I'll see you. -Okay. 283 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:30,122 Yeah, you'll be talking to me never, because you're a freak who eats alone. 284 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,004 Sambuca margarita? 285 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,196 It that a real thing? 286 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,570 Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now. 287 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,571 Listen, Joe. I need to I need to talk to you about something. 288 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:52,877 What's up? 289 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,753 It's about Kathy. 290 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,186 I like her. 291 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,856 I like her a lot, actually. 292 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,261 -You do? -Yeah. 293 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,763 Your timing couldn't be better. 294 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,797 She's not my girlfriend anymore. 295 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,225 What? 296 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,868 -Yeah, she broke up with me. -When? 297 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:19,303 Just now, after acting class. 298 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:23,275 I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch. 299 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,743 Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay? 300 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:33,287 I've been better, but I'm all right. So you like her? 301 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,086 Yes, but I don't have to. 302 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,956 No, it's okay. 303 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,429 You know why? Because you came to me first. 304 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,069 I thought that would be the best thing to do. 305 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,840 You might have your work cut out for you. 306 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:59,983 When I talked to her, I got the feeling she's into some other guy. 307 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,987 See, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. 308 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,991 I think I know who the other guy is. 309 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,456 Who? 310 00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:13,630 It's me. 311 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,594 I'm the other guy. 312 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:17,529 What? 313 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:23,433 When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking... 314 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:26,305 ...and one thing led to another, and.... 315 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:29,012 And what? Did you sleep with her? 316 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:33,150 -No, I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse! 317 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,850 -How is that worse? -It's the same! 318 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:41,390 There's nothing I could do. I think I'm in love with her! 319 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:42,582 Who cares? 320 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:45,886 You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you! 321 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,463 I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. 322 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:54,503 You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line! 323 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,402 The line is a dot to you! 324 00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:02,206 Yes, right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me. 325 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:06,074 Oh, my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff? 326 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,879 You know what? 327 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,552 I will not watch your TV. 328 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:12,620 I won't listen to your stereo. 329 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:17,124 And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why? 330 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:21,992 -Probably because -It's all tainted with your betrayal! 331 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:28,333 This apartment is empty to me! I'm not happy about you either. 332 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,913 And just so you know... 333 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:38,745 ...I made that bread for you. 334 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,833 Oh, my God! He's lost it. He's totally lost it. 335 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:59,265 What? 336 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,469 This cannot get any worse. 337 00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:05,801 Rats in the basement are hanging themselves. 338 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,450 Thank you. Thanks. 339 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:22,457 I lost it. 340 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,062 I won't play anymore. 341 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:29,357 Would you? Can you finish my set? 342 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,702 After that? Yeah. 343 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:36,200 No, I mean, if I can help. 344 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,213 Yeah, like I could lose it. 345 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:46,906 What? 346 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,814 I played bad on purpose, guys. 347 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:54,521 Okay, you were trying to play bad this whole time. 348 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,125 No. Just that last song.