1 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:08,170 Joe, I don't think a four-letter word for "ship" can be "ship." 2 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,777 I thought it was a freebie. 3 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,280 Hello! 4 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,084 What's this? 5 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:25,314 Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number. 6 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:31,158 There it is. Just a phone number... 7 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:34,298 ...a really hot girl gave me. 8 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:40,098 It's no big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number, but.... 9 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,978 Almost lost this baby! 10 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:57,179 The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it. 11 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,460 Thank you. 12 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:11,036 The One with Joey's New Girlfriend 13 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,984 -When's your birthday? -May 5th. Why? 14 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:02,518 I'm making a list of birthdays. 15 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,089 -Mine's December -Yeah, whatever. 16 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:10,990 She's pretty! 17 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:14,689 Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty She's pretty. 18 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,662 Go ask her out. 19 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:21,570 -What's the worst that could happen? -I could die. 20 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,640 Yeah, it's tough being single. 21 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:28,041 That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda. 22 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,673 Ross, you guys went out once. 23 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:36,185 You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her. 24 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,192 I tell people secrets. 25 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,229 It makes them like me. 26 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:52,302 All I'm gonna say is, finally, it's nice to be in a mature relationship. 27 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,168 You know, the world would be such a better place... 28 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:59,277 ...if that actually was all you were gonna say. 29 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,543 Phoebe. 30 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:07,743 You're sick. You shouldn't play. Go home. 31 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,445 But I'm unemployed. 32 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,281 My music is all I really have now. 33 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:16,760 Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh? 34 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,493 All right, I'm gonna do it. 35 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:25,567 I'm gonna go get shot down. 36 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,434 Any advice? 37 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,971 Just be yourself... 38 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,142 ...but not too much. 39 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,405 Wish me luck. 40 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,179 Good luck! 41 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,144 Wish it! 42 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:46,825 I was just sitting over there and.... 43 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,261 My name's Chandler. Did I say that? 44 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,657 No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy. 45 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,765 -Kathy with a K or a C? -With a K. 46 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,765 Wow, you are really good at this! 47 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,902 I'm out on a limb here! 48 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,075 I'm sorry. You're right. 49 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,768 But I should tell you, I'm waiting for a date. 50 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,478 And there he is now! 51 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,753 I see you guys already met. 52 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,146 I was trying to demonstrate... 53 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,826 ...how I could get my very large feet... 54 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,257 ...into my even bigger mouth. 55 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,993 Didn't I tell you? 56 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,457 Always showing off. 57 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,205 Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold. 58 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:37,635 So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose. 59 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,971 Except the last verse of "Pepper People." 60 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:48,379 Smelly cat, smelly cat 61 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,555 What are they feeding you? 62 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,959 This chick sounds good. 63 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,056 Smelly cat 64 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:02,022 Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey. 65 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:15,142 At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote. 66 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:19,244 Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs thing I wanted to watch. 67 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,146 That's why I got up too. 68 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,979 You're kidding? I love him! 69 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,624 My dad made me stay up and watch reruns with him. 70 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:29,387 Mine too. Did your dad also make you watch the Mr. Universe contest? 71 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,826 -No. -Well, me neither. 72 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:40,638 I'm sorry about this afternoon. If I had known that you two, I never would have.... 73 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,798 Oh, please. 74 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,570 Joey tells me you two met in acting class. 75 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,682 They teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do. 76 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,612 All of them had us making out. 77 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:57,754 That's a good thing because he used to make me rehearse with him. 78 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:04,295 -ls it on? -No, but this Wonder Broom is amazing! 79 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,097 Oh, my God! 80 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:11,759 It's on! 81 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:21,208 Here we go, little fella. 82 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,742 What about the duck? 83 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,781 The duck can swim. 84 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,621 My sticky shoes 85 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,088 My sticky, sticky shoes 86 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,329 Why you stick on me? 87 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,463 Baby 88 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,826 Thanks for the lights, honey. 89 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,602 Way to go! 90 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,743 Your cold makes you sound great. 91 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:55,607 It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am! 92 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:03,110 Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters. 93 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,582 I love them. 94 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:09,158 No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher. 95 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,224 -Well, have fun. -Okay. 96 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,098 It's nice that the medical community... 97 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,327 ...is trying to help sick hamsters. 98 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,204 -lsn't it? -Yeah, it's great. 99 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,338 You know what? I like Kathy. 100 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,581 Me too! She's so cool and pretty. 101 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:30,805 She is. 102 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,314 She's smart and funny. 103 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:37,717 We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about 104 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:38,820 What? 105 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,453 You love her. 106 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,520 No, I don't. 107 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,130 Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy. 108 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:52,637 -Come on, just lay off him. -Thank you. 109 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:56,535 He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love! 110 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,403 All right. 111 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,647 Kathy, I love you! 112 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:18,257 I need to write some depressing stuff to go with my new bluesy voice. 113 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,989 But nothing that sad has ever really happened to me. 114 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,327 How about your mom dying? 115 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:26,232 Or having to live on the streets when you were 14? 116 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,905 I could write about the time my hair did that whoo-hoo thing. 117 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,550 I'm going over to Amanda's tonight. 118 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,481 Rachel's not here. 119 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,122 How's it going with her? 120 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:51,157 Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night. 121 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:55,198 The kids are gonna play together, and then when they're asleep... 122 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:58,301 ...I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine... 123 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:01,596 ...do a little playing ourselves. 124 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:06,668 Hi, guys! This is Josh. 125 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,471 Josh, these are my friends. 126 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,375 And that's Ross. 127 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,748 Dudes. 128 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:16,615 You played in college? 129 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:20,450 I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity. 130 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:24,661 Didn't you play soccer in high school? 131 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:29,334 No, wait. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64. 132 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:34,496 It's getting late. I gotta get to the game, so I'm gonna...head. 133 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,442 I'll miss you. 134 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:42,909 Dope! 135 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,110 Wow! Cute one. 136 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,586 -Very cute. -I know. Isn't he great? 137 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:56,284 So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know? 138 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,690 There's nothing boring about him. 139 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,161 I bet he's never set foot in a museum. 140 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,162 Maybe he'll get to go soon. 141 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,937 Like on a class trip or something. 142 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,205 You know what else is great about him? 143 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,376 What is the word for an adult... 144 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,172 ...who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom? 145 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:22,949 What was that? 146 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,281 Monica knows. 147 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:28,153 It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents. 148 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:32,320 It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. 149 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,396 I cried the night you made that up. 150 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:40,468 It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother. 151 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:45,038 I'm going to go get ready... 152 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:52,346 ...for my date tonight... 153 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,348 ...so I'll just "head." 154 00:10:56,756 --> 00:11:00,487 I should go too. I'm playing in one hour. 155 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,992 You guys should come hear me. 156 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,726 Hear me. 157 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,898 My sticky shoes 158 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,598 I lost my sexy phlegm! 159 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,242 Hi, Ben. 160 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,882 -You look great! -Thanks. 161 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,213 Hey, Tommy! 162 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,685 I am so glad that you could come over tonight. 163 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:35,087 Oh, no. It's my pleasure. 164 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,954 My cell phone number is here on the counter. 165 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,392 Please, help yourself to anything in the fridge. 166 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,760 I appreciate this so much. I have been trying to go out with... 167 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,561 ...this guy for a month. 168 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,099 I'd really appreciate it if you'd wait and drink your wine... 169 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,607 ...after the kids are asleep. 170 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:02,319 I blocked the adult channels for the other babysitters, but the code is four, three 171 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,752 I'm fine. 172 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,952 Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime. 173 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,860 Who wants to make some long-distance calls? 174 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,174 Kathy! Kathy! Hi! 175 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,384 Kathy! Kathy! 176 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,456 Kathy! 177 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,001 Fetch! Fetch it! 178 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,037 Kathy! Kathy! 179 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,503 Kathy! 180 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:03,676 Kathy! 181 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,349 Kathy! 182 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,615 Chandler, what are you doing here? 183 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,189 I just wanted to say, "Hey!" 184 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,491 Hey. 185 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,460 Okay. 186 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,570 You're making it sound worse than it was. 187 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,904 Her date tipped me $10! 188 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,984 What are you doing? 189 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,777 I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold. 190 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,957 Should be easy. They're pretty common. 191 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,588 You'll catch pneumonia! 192 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:55,096 Okay, you were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend. 193 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,768 -What? -Are you serious? 194 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,266 How is that possible? You barely know her. 195 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,200 I don't know. I just 196 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,771 I can't get her out of my head. 197 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,137 I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. 198 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,314 I'm a horrible person. 199 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,783 "No, you're not. We still love you, Chandler!" 200 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,351 Phoebe, I think I caught your cold. 201 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,789 You mean you stole it! 202 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,789 Don't cover your mouth when you do that! 203 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,838 We were just talking about you. 204 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,395 Really? 205 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,866 The time you got drunk and fell asleep... 206 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,907 ...with your head in the toilet. 207 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:43,811 Right in there! 208 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,151 -What movie did you get? -I got what I always get. 209 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,185 Die Hard. 210 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:53,725 That's what I like about Joey. Any other guy would have been: 211 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,124 "Yeah, The English Patient is my favorite movie too." 212 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:01,096 But Joey goes, "No way. Let's get Die Hard. 213 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,259 I'm not watching that English crap." 214 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,061 Yeah, he's dreamy. 215 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:13,474 I gotta go. I gotta go meet some friends. 216 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,977 He has other friends? 217 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,319 Ninety-nine... 218 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:28,020 ...a hundred. Ready or not, here I come! 219 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,465 Let's go over the concept one more time. 220 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:39,465 You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight? 221 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,001 You know what? I already ate. 222 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,232 It's 4:30. 223 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,208 I had a big meal on Monday. 224 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,974 So that'll get me straight through the week. 225 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,417 I see what's going on here. 226 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,845 -You do? -Yeah. 227 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,580 You don't like Kathy. 228 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,384 You got me. 229 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,859 You've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. 230 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,226 I made an effort to like Janice. 231 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,994 Now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right? 232 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,174 -Yeah, right. -Good. And hey, my treat. 233 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:20,344 -Only because you're not eating, right? -Right. 234 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,947 Sorry, Grandma. 235 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,656 Ross isn't here. 236 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,524 Stop it! 237 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,802 I'll see you at the party? 238 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,428 Beer's fear, man! Twenty-four, seven! 239 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,813 I am so gonna marry that guy. 240 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,107 What? 241 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:03,482 -I think he's stealing from me. -Why? 242 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,418 Because he's stealing from me! 243 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,859 Hi, it's me... 244 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,322 ...and soup. 245 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,932 I just saw Josh. He looked so yummy in your leather jacket. 246 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,761 I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. 247 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:27,001 There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just noodle water. 248 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,139 -Thank you so much. -Sure. 249 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,549 What are you doing? 250 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,689 I need your germs. I want my cold back. 251 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,289 I miss my sexy voice. 252 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,494 Sorry, Phoebe. 253 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,354 It's okay. 254 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,189 How's the soup? 255 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:07,181 Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear. 256 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,081 Is she great, or what? 257 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,351 What do you think? 258 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,753 She's not really my type. 259 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,688 Not your type? She's gorgeous. 260 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,366 You know what it is? The fishnet stockings. 261 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,866 Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of... 262 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,095 ...my father in fishnet stockings. 263 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:32,240 Understanding a little more of why you're single. 264 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:36,174 I have a friend you'd like. She's really pretty. And then we could double date. 265 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,440 No, thanks. 266 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:42,745 I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too. 267 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,751 I'm gonna grab a beer. 268 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,286 I'll be right back. 269 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,799 -What was that? -What? 270 00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,362 Kathy's being really nice and you just walked away. 271 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,403 What do you want from me? 272 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,268 I want you to like her. 273 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:08,445 If that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend. 274 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,575 -I am pretending. -Then do it better. 275 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,609 What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? 276 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,589 I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. 277 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,122 I haven't stopped thinking about her since we met. 278 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,328 I'm so over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat... 279 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,555 ...in love with her that for every minute... 280 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:31,827 ...I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first! 281 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,568 That's pretty good. 282 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,603 But you might want to tone it down a little. 283 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:47,179 I still have a fever? Are you sure that thing's working right? 284 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,583 Well, we could take it the other way. 285 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,619 So Amanda just dropped me off. 286 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,456 That's one of the things I love about her. 287 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,600 She's old enough to drive. 288 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,735 You're not going to Mom and Dad's tonight? 289 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,166 No, sorry. 290 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,033 Where's Amanda? 291 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,867 Could you get me some cough drops? 292 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,375 I'm thinking you could bring her... 293 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,880 ...and you guys could go up to your old room and not make out. 294 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,550 Cough drop, please? 295 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,085 At least she's not going out with me... 296 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,347 ...to get into R-rated movies. 297 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,085 Why don't you just marry her? 298 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:34,059 Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian. 299 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,900 -Amanda and I have a -You have nothing! 300 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:43,866 You're not even going out! You're her babysitter. 301 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:47,201 You have a 12-year-old girl's job! 302 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,583 That is so sad. 303 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,093 And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend... 304 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,886 ...-is-stealing-from-me? 305 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,089 So he stole a couple bucks from me. Big deal! 306 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,165 At least he got me something with it. 307 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,098 That's mine! 308 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,774 Would you both please start acting like adults? 309 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,480 And give me my cough drops! 310 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:26,173 -Fine. -Sorry. 311 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,317 Here. 312 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:28,713 Thank you. 313 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:34,154 At least I made $10 in my relationship. 314 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:37,491 You know...? 315 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,000 Parading goats are parading 316 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,331 Parading down the street 317 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,737 Parading goats are parading 318 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,912 Leaving little treats 319 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,578 Does it even work without my sexy voice? 320 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,251 I like it. 321 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,412 -Gunther, kiss me. -What? 322 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,590 Do it, deputy! Do something! 323 00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:30,911 We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind? 324 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,350 Can I sleep on your couch? 325 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,837 And I'm still waiting 326 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,509 For my papier-mache man 327 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,076 Thank you, my babies. 328 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,080 Rachel? 329 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:13,719 Did you hear what happened between me and Phoebe? 330 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:19,757 We kissed. I didn't initiate it, but I also didn't stop it. 331 00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:21,989 I've been feeling guilty. 332 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,666 Okay. 333 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:28,271 So... 334 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,196 ...are we cool? 335 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,474 Okay. 336 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:38,975 I knew you would understand.