1 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:05,361 We are so in luck! 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,132 Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff! 3 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:09,734 Wait right there. 4 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,809 Oh, no. I'm paddling away. 5 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,318 Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? 6 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:26,050 This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped. 7 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,060 Could we be more white trash? 8 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,963 The One with the Cuffs 9 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,879 How desperate am l? 10 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:31,423 Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game. 11 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:33,919 I just told my mom I'd cater her party. 12 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,391 -How come? -I need the money. 13 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:41,293 It'd be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of self-respect. 14 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,230 I think this is a good thing. 15 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:47,304 Mom wouldn't have hired you if you weren't good. 16 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,510 You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you. 17 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,479 Do you have any juice? 18 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:56,976 Just pickle. 19 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:02,252 Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday. 20 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:06,017 My boss, Joanna? That must have been awkward. 21 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:08,854 Actually, she asked me if I wanted a drink. 22 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,598 You didn't say yes to that, did you? 23 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,535 Hello, Rachel. 24 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,533 Well, not at first. 25 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,743 What is she doing here? 26 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:37,089 Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud! 27 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:42,124 I judged her too quickly. This time, we took it to the next level. 28 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:49,892 Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. 29 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,263 It's not an everyday occurrence! 30 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,996 Usually I'm in there by myself. 31 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,075 Promise. 32 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,384 -Rachel, aren't you running late? -No 33 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:08,680 -You are if you pick me up a bagel. -Okay. 34 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,183 Promise you will end this now. 35 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,324 -I promise. I'll end it. -Thank you. 36 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,656 I hope you know what I'm giving up. 37 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:22,562 She's not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean? 38 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,938 Sorry. I knew what he meant. 39 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,008 How's the hired help? 40 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,881 Doing great. Quiches are coming along. 41 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:41,176 What's this? Blue nail polish? 42 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:44,184 I thought it was cute. 43 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:48,622 It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her. 44 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,262 Let me ask you a question. 45 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,627 Why did you hire me? 46 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,798 Richard raved about the food at his party... 47 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,732 ...but you were sleeping with him. 48 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:03,272 Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice. 49 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:06,374 I assume you didn't sleep with anyone there. 50 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,877 At least that would be something. 51 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:13,251 Oh, my God! Did you hear that? 52 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,144 She hired me because she thinks I'm good. 53 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:19,917 I didn't hear that. 54 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,557 She didn't hire me out of pity. 55 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:27,995 It wasn't so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I'm good. 56 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:31,803 And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian. 57 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:50,815 Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house? 58 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,826 Do you currently own a set of encyclopedias? 59 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,969 No, but try the classifieds. People sell everything in there. 60 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:07,070 Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling. 61 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,173 Let me ask you one question. 62 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,167 Do your friends ever have a conversation... 63 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:16,838 ...and you just nod along, not sure what they're talking about? 64 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:25,354 I'm telling you, it's totally unconstitutional. 65 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:30,892 I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 66 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,696 It was like the Algonquin kids' table. 67 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,364 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 68 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,668 You haven't said anything for about two minutes. 69 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,506 Are you at all interested? 70 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:51,510 Come on in. 71 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,552 -That's weird. -What? 72 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:57,821 Your nails. 73 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:02,552 I wore fake ones so my mom wouldn't give me grief about biting them. 74 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:06,356 I meant, it's weird that you only have nine now. 75 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,266 Oh, my God! 76 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:12,832 Wait a minute. 77 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,662 I had them when I put 78 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,939 Oh, my God! It's in the quiche! 79 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,235 -Oh, my God! -Okay, don't panic. 80 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,538 I'll go buy you a new set of nails. 81 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,240 No one will know, and you'll look great! 82 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,879 It's because they're going to eat That's the problem. 83 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,358 Honey, don't bite your nails. 84 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,092 Please don't freak out. 85 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,432 There's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. 86 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,137 And there's no way to know which one. 87 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:51,773 And whoever finds it wins the prize! 88 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,511 I'm not freaking out. 89 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:58,616 -Why are you laughing? -Now your father owes me $5. 90 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,783 You bet I'd lose a nail? 91 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,252 Don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these. 92 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,319 Frozen lasagnas? 93 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,127 You bet that I'd screw up? 94 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,257 All that stuff about how I was good 95 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,899 No, that was all true. 96 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,797 This was just in case you "pulled a Monica." 97 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,972 You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase. 98 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,173 Come on. Have a sense of humor. 99 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,810 You're never able to laugh at yourself. 100 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:28,273 That's right. 101 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:32,145 My mom has no faith in me! That's hilarious! 102 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,781 I don't get it. 103 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,286 No. I have faith. 104 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,289 No. You have lasagnas! 105 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,598 The ruined quiches are ready! 106 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:03,206 -I really don't think we should be doing this. -Okay. 107 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,314 It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up. 108 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,221 No, we are. I'm sad. 109 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,864 Can you wait till tomorrow? All right. 110 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:26,732 Unbelievable! 111 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,234 Thanks. 112 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,669 That was my boss. I have to go. 113 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,007 What are you doing? 114 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,046 -I'm getting dressed. -Why? 115 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,610 When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage. 116 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,913 Wait. I want to show you something. 117 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:46,580 What is it? 118 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,721 Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. 119 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,856 Put your hands together. 120 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,229 You're not the boss of me. 121 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,731 Yeah, you are. 122 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:03,601 Saucy! 123 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,215 I'll be back in two minutes. 124 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,813 You're going to leave me like this? 125 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:19,151 Knowing you're here waiting for me. I think it's exciting, don't you? 126 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,057 If you don't come back soon... 127 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,396 ...there's pretty much nothing I can do about it! 128 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,866 I brought you back a macaroon. 129 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:34,072 Great. I'll keep it in my butt with your nose. 130 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,077 That's weird. She locked the door. 131 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,341 You know why? She's got the bonus list in there. 132 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:48,349 I saw her working on it today. 133 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,788 Swear you won't tell. 134 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:54,015 When Mark left, he gave me a key to her office. 135 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,989 You want to see the list? 136 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:11,668 How are you? 137 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,126 Hello, Joanna 138 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,670 office. 139 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,939 I'm sorry. I'll be a little longer. 140 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,668 -How little? -A couple hours. 141 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,278 This isn't funny. Get back here now! 142 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,642 -I can't! -Why not? 143 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,681 I'm in my boss' car. 144 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,613 -What? -Tunnel! 145 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,360 What? 146 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,268 Rachel, could I see you for a moment? 147 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,641 Okay, here's the situation. 148 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,784 The keys to the cuffs are on the door. 149 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,216 Could you be a doll... 150 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,789 ...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? 151 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:38,757 And on a totally separate subject, that's a lovely pantsuit. 152 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,194 You promised you would break up with her. 153 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:48,500 I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well! 154 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,202 Jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? 155 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,879 It did enter my mind. 156 00:11:56,082 --> 00:12:00,075 But then something happened that made it shoot right out. 157 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:05,353 You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out. 158 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,725 I can't get myself right out of them. 159 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:13,726 You must have me confused with the "Amazing Chandler"! 160 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:18,265 Unlock me! She could be gone for hours, and I'm cold and.... 161 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,436 All right! This is it! 162 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,336 Never see her again. 163 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:26,735 Never! 164 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,845 -Never come in here again. -Fine! 165 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,183 Give me back my Walkman! 166 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,910 I never borrowed it. 167 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,751 Then I lost it. Buy me one! 168 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:42,221 You got it! Here we go! Come on. This is great! 169 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,389 Does it hurt? 170 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,800 No, I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. 171 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,970 Hello, sweet pants! 172 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,536 Wait! What will you tell Joanna? 173 00:12:58,911 --> 00:12:59,900 About what? 174 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:04,742 She'll see you're gone and know I let you out, and I'll get fired! 175 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,884 I'll tell a lie! I'm good at lying! 176 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,054 I actually did borrow your Walkman! 177 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,455 She'll know I have a key to her office. 178 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,751 I've got to lock you back up. 179 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,061 I don't think so. 180 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,174 This is much better. 181 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,311 Here's somebody interesting. 182 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,912 What do you know about Van Gogh? 183 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,981 -He cut off his ear. -And? 184 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:42,918 I'm out. 185 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,248 He painted that. 186 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,157 That's pretty nice. 187 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,462 I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. 188 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:54,291 -What else you got in there? -Let's see.... 189 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,299 -Where does the Pope live? -ln the woods. 190 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,469 Wait, that's the joke answer. 191 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,636 Actually, it's Vatican City. 192 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,507 Now, what do you know about vulcanized rubber? 193 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,545 Spock's birth control. 194 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,844 You need these books. 195 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,190 This used to be your room? 196 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,122 You must have been in really good shape as a kid. 197 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,903 I'm such an idiot! 198 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,136 I can't believe I thought she could change. 199 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,170 Who cares what your mom thinks? 200 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,641 So you "pulled a Monica." 201 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,876 I'm glad that's catching on. 202 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:49,214 Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. 203 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,048 Prove your mother wrong. 204 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:55,193 You finish the job, and we'll call that "pulling a Monica." 205 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,884 What? 206 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:02,726 If a kid gets straight A's, his parents say, "You pulled a Monica." 207 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:08,098 A fireman saves a baby, and they go, "He pulled a Monica." 208 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:14,076 Someone hits a homer, and they say, "That one's out of here." 209 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,373 Because some things don't change. 210 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,782 All right. I'll go down there. 211 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,920 I won't serve the lasagna. I'll serve what I make. 212 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,957 My breasts are really strong. 213 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:47,441 I have to get you locked back up. I'm so going to lose my job! 214 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,206 She's very private about her office! 215 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,581 Now I know why! 216 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,950 You're in trouble either way. 217 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,415 If she sees me locked to this... 218 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:01,319 ...she'll know you were here. You might as well let me go. 219 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:07,898 -I'll clean your bathroom for a month. -Still won't be clean. 220 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,727 All I want is my freedom. 221 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,768 -Foot rubs for a month! -Freedom! 222 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,840 -I'll put all your photos into albums! -I want my freedom! 223 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,568 Why won't you hear me! Sophie, help me! 224 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,440 Sophie, sit! 225 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,581 Would you just calm down?! 226 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,757 I'm going to say this for the last time. 227 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,089 Would you please just 228 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,364 There's a lot I didn't know about vomit. 229 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,371 In a minute. 230 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,677 So what do you say? 231 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:58,383 You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200. 232 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,685 That works out to just 50 bucks a book. 233 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,514 $1200? 234 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,325 You think I have $1200? 235 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,922 I'm home during the day... 236 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,326 ...and I got patio furniture in my living room. 237 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,961 There's a few things you don't get from book learning. 238 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,032 Well, what can you swing? 239 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,867 How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time? 240 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,244 You don't have anything? 241 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,379 You want to see what I got? 242 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,019 I got a baby Tootsie Roll... 243 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,754 ...a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex... 244 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,525 ...a rock... 245 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,892 ...and an army man. 246 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,199 Okay, I get the picture. Thanks for your time. 247 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,161 And a fifty. 248 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,370 These must be Chandler's pants. 249 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,104 For $50 you can get one book. 250 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,172 What will it be? A? B? C? 251 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,038 I'll stick with the V. 252 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,113 I want to see how this bad boy turns out. 253 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,689 I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! 254 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,583 I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! 255 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,294 -With extra pulp? -Yeah. 256 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,795 I've got it! 257 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,465 You don't have it. 258 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,434 I have so got it! 259 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,201 There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. 260 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,403 Sophie, Monica and Phoebe know. 261 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,547 -How do they know? -I called them. 262 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,281 When they ask me what I saw... 263 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,581 ...I can be very generous... 264 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,418 ...or very stingy. 265 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,993 Go on. 266 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,095 I can make you a legend. 267 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,835 I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. 268 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:03,230 -And Milton Berle has -Not compared to you. 269 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,307 They're not even touching the lasagna. 270 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,913 They love your casserole! 271 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:16,749 It's hard to believe a while ago this was just ingredients. 272 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,585 Everyone seems to like your dish. 273 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,116 And you? 274 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,456 I thought it was... 275 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,265 ...quite tasty. 276 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,470 So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... 277 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:36,037 ...that would make this a success. Which would make you.... 278 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,173 A bitch? 279 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,712 I meant "wrong," but we can use your word. 280 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,342 Yes, well, I was wrong. 281 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,646 And I have to say... 282 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,888 ...you really impressed me today. 283 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,053 You might even say that she "pulled a Monica." 284 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,996 She doesn't know we switched it. 285 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,467 And the next time you cater for me... 286 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,300 ...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. 287 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,470 That really means a lot. 288 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,073 Mom, don't bite your nails! 289 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,987 Hello, Chandler. 290 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,517 I love you. 291 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,226 What's going on? 292 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,930 No, he doesn't! 293 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,600 Two hours, that lasted. 294 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,043 So did you break up with Joanna? 295 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,540 I think so. 296 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:51,782 It's good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. 297 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,241 The volcano? 298 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:59,547 Speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent igneous rock formation! 299 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,581 What? 300 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,523 Lava spewing, hot ash. 301 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,527 Of course, some are dormant. 302 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,758 Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? 303 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,093 We don't have to. 304 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,703 What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? 305 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,941 The vas deferens? 306 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,609 The Vietnam War? 307 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,210 Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? 308 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,213 Korea's a beautiful country. 309 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,250 With such a sad history. 310 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,218 Could there be more Kims? 311 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,064 -Who's out there? -Me! Good morning! 312 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,134 Could you come in here, please? 313 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,466 Sure! They didn't have poppyseed bagels... 314 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:53,100 ...so I have sesame Oh, my word! 315 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,975 I've had a slight office mishap. 316 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,680 Could you get the key for me? 317 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,329 -lf you could. -Oh, I'm sorry! 318 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:20,795 You can tell your friend Chandler we're definitely broken up this time!