﻿1
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Phoebe found out about this lady...

2
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...who knew her parents,
and l don't know what happened.

3
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l'm your mother.

4
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<i>Monica joked she</i>
<i>wouldn't date Chandler.</i>

5
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<i>I don't know what</i>
<i>happened there either.</i>

6
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<i>Ross' new girlfriend shows up.</i>

7
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<i>Rachel gets Bonnie to shave her head.</i>
<i>Then they kiss.</i>

8
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<i>Now he has to choose</i>
<i>Rachel or the bald girl.</i>

9
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l don't know what
happened there either.

10
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Hold on.
Let me go get Chandler.

11
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She's helping me.
My head's sunburned.

12
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-Thanks a million.
-You're welcome a million.

13
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Smell it.

14
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Minty.

15
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l'll be in our room.

16
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Oh, my God!

17
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l know.

18
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l got to go.

19
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l got to go break up with Bonnie.

20
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Here? Now?

21
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l can't stay here all night.

22
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lf l go in there, she'll want to...

23
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...do stuff.

24
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Can't you say
you aren't in the mood?

25
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No, she likes that.

26
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Faking sleep doesn't work.

27
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l've woken up many times with her--

28
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-Why am l telling you?
-l don't know.

29
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-Not every morning--
-Making it worse!

30
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The One with the Jellyfish

31
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You probably want to know
how it happened.

32
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l think l can figure it out.

33
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l was born, and then
everyone lied their asses off.

34
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No, it wasn't like that.

35
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Remember how l said
Lilly, Frank and l were close?

36
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We were very close.

37
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How close?

38
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The three of us were
kind of a couple.

39
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l don't know how that would work.

40
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l'm not asking!

41
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Anyhow, somehow l got pregnant...

42
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...and l was...

43
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...scared.
l was stupid and selfish....

44
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l was 1 8 years old.
Remember what it was like to be 1 8?

45
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Mom killed herself
and my dad ran off.

46
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l lived in a Gremlin with a guy
who talked to his hand.

47
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l'm sorry. l thought l'd left you
with the best parents.

48
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l didn't hear about them
till a few years ago.

49
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By then, you were already grown-up.

50
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You're here and l would
really like to get to know you.

51
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Well, everybody does.

52
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l'm a really cool person.

53
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You had 29 years to find out,
but you didn't even try.

54
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You walked out on me,
and l'll do the same.

55
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l don't ever want to see you again.

56
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Where's my purse?

57
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Shoot! We're out of soda.

58
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-l'll get you some.
-Really?

59
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No, because l'm not your boyfriend.

60
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Hey, Pheebs, how'd it go?

61
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My mom's friend, Phoebe,
is actually my birth mom.

62
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l found a dried-up seahorse.

63
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What do you mean?

64
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My new mom,
who's a big fat abandoner.

65
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Don't you want to stay here
and talk about it?

66
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l need to be alone.

67
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Man. Hey...

68
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...what if you found out that
your mom wasn't really your mom...

69
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...and your new mom turned
out to be really hot?

70
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Oh, man, huh?

71
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But, it's your mom.

72
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No, l'm talking about your mom.

73
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lt's over.

74
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Was it awful?

75
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lt was long.

76
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l didn't realize how late it was...

77
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...till l saw the five o'clock shadow
on her head.

78
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She didn't want to stay.
l called a cab. She just left.

79
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l wrote you a letter.

80
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Oh, thank you!

81
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l like mail.

82
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lt's just some things l've been
thinking about. About us.

83
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Before we even think about us
getting back together...

84
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...l need to know
how you feel about this stuff.

85
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lt's 5:30 in the morning.

86
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So l'd better get
cracking on this baby.

87
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l'll be waiting for you.
Come up when you're done.

88
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l'll be up...

89
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...in 1 8 pages.

90
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Front and back.

91
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Very exciting!

92
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What happened to you?
Why didn't you come up?

93
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Done.

94
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-You just finished?
-l wanted to be thorough.

95
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This is clearly
very important to you. To us.

96
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l wanted to read
every word carefully.

97
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Twice.

98
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Does it?

99
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l'm sorry?

100
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Does it?

101
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Does it? Does it?

102
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l wanted to give that whole
''Does it?'' part another glance.

103
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What do you mean?
You said you read it twice.

104
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lt either does or doesn't.
lf you have to think--

105
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No, l don't have to think about it.

106
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ln fact...

107
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...l've decided.
l have decided...

108
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...that it...

109
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...does.

110
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-Are you sure?
-Sure, l'm sure!

111
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There's a nuclear holocaust.
l'm the last man on earth.

112
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Would you go out with me?

113
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l've got canned goods.

114
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Take a look at this!

115
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Check this baby out!
Dug me a hole.

116
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Excellent hole, Joe.

117
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Oh, no! My hole!

118
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My foot!

119
00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:04,540
What is it?

120
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Jellyfish sting!
lt hurts!

121
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Can we help you to the house?

122
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lt's two miles.

123
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And l'm tired from digging.

124
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Damn the jellyfish!

125
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Damn all the jellyfish!

126
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Do something.

127
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There's only one thing.

128
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What is it?

129
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Pee on it.

130
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Gross!

131
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l saw it on Discovery Channel.

132
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He's right.
There's ammonia in that...

133
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...that kills the pain.

134
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Forget it.
lt doesn't hurt that bad!

135
00:10:43,621 --> 00:10:45,521
You can use my hole for privacy.

136
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l'm ready to get
the hell out of here.

137
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Are you--?

138
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That's so great!

139
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Not for Bonnie.

140
00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,565
But for you, yea!

141
00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:09,944
-How was the beach?
-Nothing. l don't know.

142
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-What happened?
-Nothing.

143
00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:17,287
-l'm going to shower.
-Me too.

144
00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:18,749
Me too.

145
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,719
l'll put this in the car.

146
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,121
l have to go pack!

147
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-And it really does?
-lt does.

148
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lt really and truly does.

149
00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:55,922
lt so does not!

150
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She wants me to take responsibility
for everything that went wrong.

151
00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:12,040
She goes on for five pages
about how l was unfaithful to her.

152
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We were on a break!

153
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lf you say that one more time,
l'll break up with you.

154
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This breakup was not all my fault.
She says here...

155
00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:27,954
... ''lf you accept full responsibility...

156
00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:30,684
...l can begin to trust you again.

157
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Does that seem like
something you can do? Does it?''

158
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You have what you want.
You're back with her.

159
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lf you bring this up now,
you'll wreck it.

160
00:12:46,644 --> 00:12:48,976
Yeah, l know.
You're right.

161
00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:52,443
l'll let it go.

162
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,913
But you know how hard it is
to forget this?

163
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,745
Sure, it's hard...

164
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...but you don't have to talk about it.

165
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A lot happened on that trip...

166
00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:07,425
...that we should
never, ever talk about.

167
00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:12,229
What happened on that beach?

168
00:13:13,938 --> 00:13:16,930
lt's between us and the sea, Ross.

169
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Hi, Ursula.

170
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l know that we haven't talked
in a long time.

171
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Our mom is not our birth mom.
This other lady is our birth mom.

172
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Right, the one that lives in Montauk.

173
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You know her?

174
00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:46,832
No. l read about her
in Mom's suicide note.

175
00:13:47,105 --> 00:13:51,337
There was a suicide note?
Do you still have it?

176
00:13:52,276 --> 00:13:53,868
Hang on.

177
00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:59,149
l can't believe you didn't tell me
there was a suicide note.

178
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,612
Yeah, so how have you been doing?

179
00:14:02,954 --> 00:14:04,251
Shut up!

180
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''Goodbye, Phoebe and Ursula.
l'll miss you.

181
00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:14,153
P.S. Your mom lives in Montauk.''

182
00:14:15,466 --> 00:14:16,899
You just wrote this!

183
00:14:18,403 --> 00:14:20,997
lt's pretty much the gist.

184
00:14:22,273 --> 00:14:25,401
Except for the poem.
You read the poem, right?

185
00:14:27,712 --> 00:14:29,703
All right. Hang on.

186
00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,677
Pass the cheese, please.

187
00:14:41,993 --> 00:14:44,928
You can't even look at me, can you?

188
00:14:47,865 --> 00:14:50,231
lt's Phoebe!
We can talk to Phoebe!

189
00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:54,300
l'm too depressed to talk.

190
00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:56,733
l'll give you $ 1 000 to talk to us.

191
00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:02,073
What about making that
beach trip an annual thing?

192
00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:06,316
What happened out there?

193
00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:10,082
What? We took a walk.
Nothing happened.

194
00:15:10,354 --> 00:15:13,221
l came back with nothing all over me.

195
00:15:13,691 --> 00:15:15,522
What happened?
Joey?

196
00:15:17,161 --> 00:15:18,321
All right.

197
00:15:18,596 --> 00:15:20,496
We swore we'd never tell.

198
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:22,756
They'll never understand.

199
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:29,769
We have to get it out.
lt's eating me alive!

200
00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:36,042
-Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
-All right!

201
00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:45,649
l got stung.

202
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,621
Stung bad.

203
00:15:50,661 --> 00:15:52,356
l couldn't stand.

204
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,559
l couldn't walk.

205
00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:57,359
We were two miles from the house.

206
00:15:58,669 --> 00:16:00,728
We were scared and alone.

207
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:03,930
We didn't think we could make it.

208
00:16:08,412 --> 00:16:09,936
l was in too much pain.

209
00:16:10,147 --> 00:16:12,274
And l was tired from digging.

210
00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:17,447
Then Joey remembered something.

211
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:20,888
l'd seen it on Discovery Channel.

212
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,752
Wait, l saw that.

213
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,420
On the Discovery Channel.
About jellyfish and how if you--

214
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:33,561
You peed on yourself?

215
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:38,867
You can't say that!
You don't know!

216
00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:41,675
l thought l would pass out.

217
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:45,541
l tried, but l couldn't...

218
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:47,212
...bend that way.

219
00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,926
That's right.
l stepped up.

220
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,163
She's my friend and she needed help.

221
00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:08,103
lf l had to,
l'd pee on any of you.

222
00:17:13,811 --> 00:17:14,835
Only...

223
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:16,206
...l couldn't.

224
00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:21,843
l got the stage fright.

225
00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:27,223
l wanted to help,
but there was too much pressure.

226
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:29,550
So l turned to Chandler.

227
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:37,233
Joey kept screaming at me,
''Do it now. Do it. Do it now!''

228
00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:42,400
Sometimes, late at night,
l can still hear the screaming.

229
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:48,775
Because l do it through my wall
to freak you out.

230
00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,440
Maybe there's somebody
you guys could talk to.

231
00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:53,209
Oh, who?

232
00:17:53,351 --> 00:17:56,479
lt's not like they have a group
for people like us.

233
00:17:57,321 --> 00:18:00,916
Yeah, no, there's this
guy Owen, he's the best.

234
00:18:01,092 --> 00:18:03,458
Might have his card.

235
00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:08,625
<i>And fuchsia and mauve</i>

236
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:13,669
<i>Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom</i>

237
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,802
l invite all of you to count
the colors in your bedroom.

238
00:18:21,746 --> 00:18:24,112
Except for you.
You go away.

239
00:18:28,152 --> 00:18:30,143
l'll go in a second.

240
00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:32,321
l just want to tell you...

241
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:36,424
...there wasn't a day
l didn't regret giving you up.

242
00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:38,352
Okay, bye.

243
00:18:40,131 --> 00:18:41,325
l'm not done.

244
00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:44,990
The reason l never
looked you up was because...

245
00:18:45,369 --> 00:18:47,303
...l was afraid you'd react...

246
00:18:47,538 --> 00:18:50,871
...just like the way
you're reacting now.

247
00:18:51,142 --> 00:18:54,578
Can't we just start from here?
Please?

248
00:18:56,213 --> 00:18:58,078
No.

249
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:04,952
Sorry.

250
00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:08,291
One last thing.

251
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,927
You came looking for family.

252
00:19:13,431 --> 00:19:15,092
l'm family.

253
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,330
l'm it.

254
00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:22,800
Now l'm done.

255
00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:29,140
lt's not like we're losing anything.

256
00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:32,012
l guess you're right.

257
00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:36,919
lt's not like we know each other
or have anything in common.

258
00:19:37,388 --> 00:19:39,219
l don't know.
lt's not like...

259
00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:42,085
...we don't have anything in common.

260
00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,193
l mean, l like pizza.

261
00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:48,625
l like pizza!

262
00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:53,069
Wait, l like the Beatles.

263
00:19:53,337 --> 00:19:54,804
Oh, my God!
So do l.

264
00:19:57,074 --> 00:19:59,167
Puppies.
Cute or ugly?

265
00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:01,334
So cute!

266
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,247
You see?

267
00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,917
But l'm still mad at you.

268
00:20:07,084 --> 00:20:08,642
l know.

269
00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:11,587
l'm mad at me too.

270
00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:17,626
Do you want to get something to eat?
l'm kind of hungry.

271
00:20:17,962 --> 00:20:19,793
Hey! Me too!

272
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:21,989
Uncanny.

273
00:20:23,768 --> 00:20:26,236
lt looks like rain
and l don't have my umbrella.

274
00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:27,893
Me neither. l really hate that.

275
00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:31,769
Stop it. Now you're just
doing it to freak me out.

276
00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:39,443
l missed you.

277
00:20:39,683 --> 00:20:41,548
l missed you too.

278
00:20:44,388 --> 00:20:47,380
l was so nervous about that letter.

279
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:53,628
But the way you
owned up to everything...

280
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:57,356
...it just showed me
how much you've grown.

281
00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:01,568
l suppose.

282
00:21:02,306 --> 00:21:06,299
You have, Ross.
You should give yourself credit.

283
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:10,137
My mom never thought
this would work out.

284
00:21:11,148 --> 00:21:14,914
She said, ''Once a cheater,
always a cheater.''

285
00:21:18,923 --> 00:21:21,949
l just wish we hadn't
lost those four months.

286
00:21:22,593 --> 00:21:27,394
But if time was what you needed
to gain a little perspective....

287
00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:31,829
We were on a break!

288
00:21:33,037 --> 00:21:35,028
-Coffeehouse?
-You bet.

289
00:21:35,539 --> 00:21:39,600
lt took two people
to break up this relationship.

290
00:21:39,844 --> 00:21:44,907
You and that girl, which yesterday
you took full responsibility for.

291
00:21:45,182 --> 00:21:47,912
l didn't know what
l took responsibility for.

292
00:21:48,118 --> 00:21:49,949
l didn't finish the letter.

293
00:21:50,754 --> 00:21:52,016
l fell asleep.

294
00:21:52,289 --> 00:21:54,280
You fell asleep?

295
00:21:55,259 --> 00:21:58,092
lt was 5:30 in the morning.

296
00:21:58,329 --> 00:22:03,198
And you had rambled on for 1 8 pages.

297
00:22:04,602 --> 00:22:06,763
Front and back!

298
00:22:08,572 --> 00:22:13,441
By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E
means ''you are.''

299
00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:15,338
Y-O-U-R means ''your.''

300
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,349
l can't believe l thought of getting
back with you! We are so over.

301
00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:24,518
Fine by me!

302
00:22:25,823 --> 00:22:29,953
Those spelling tips will be handy
Saturday nights at home...

303
00:22:30,194 --> 00:22:32,059
...playing Scrabble with Monica.

304
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:33,958
Sorry!

305
00:22:35,132 --> 00:22:38,659
All that sleep you'll miss
wishing you were with me!

306
00:22:38,869 --> 00:22:41,303
Don't worry about me falling asleep.

307
00:22:41,639 --> 00:22:43,834
l still have your letter!

308
00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:48,542
Just so you know,
it's not that common.

309
00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:51,010
lt doesn't happen to every guy.

310
00:22:51,215 --> 00:22:53,149
And it is a big deal!

311
00:22:54,018 --> 00:22:55,815
l knew it!

312
00:23:00,457 --> 00:23:01,617
Gin.

313
00:23:03,093 --> 00:23:05,084
We were playing gin?

314
00:23:07,164 --> 00:23:10,327
lf we were a couple,
we could play naked.

315
00:23:11,235 --> 00:23:14,830
-Would you stop?
-Okay. All right.

316
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:15,935
All right.

317
00:23:16,173 --> 00:23:17,834
l think you're great.

318
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,938
l think you're sweet and smart...

319
00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:23,537
...and l love you.

320
00:23:24,548 --> 00:23:27,881
But you'll always be the guy
who peed on me.

321
00:23:29,687 --> 00:23:30,676
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