1 00:00:02,114 --> 00:00:06,073 So your first sexual experience was with a woman? 2 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,581 l was 1 5. lt was my best friend, Ruth. 3 00:00:09,788 --> 00:00:12,188 And we got drunk on that hard cider. 4 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:15,188 And then suddenly, we were making out. 5 00:00:16,261 --> 00:00:17,250 Tell it again. 6 00:00:20,832 --> 00:00:21,821 Seriously. 7 00:00:24,903 --> 00:00:28,634 ls that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex? 8 00:00:28,974 --> 00:00:33,274 Yeah, sure. Earlier she was talking about geography. 9 00:00:33,712 --> 00:00:38,115 She was listing the countries she's done it in. 10 00:00:39,084 --> 00:00:41,052 l think we all learned something. 11 00:00:42,654 --> 00:00:44,918 Hey, you guys. Look what l found! Look at this. 12 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:47,354 That's my mom's writing. Look. 13 00:00:47,526 --> 00:00:51,292 ''Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1 965.'' 14 00:00:51,463 --> 00:00:55,263 -Do you know what that means? -That you're actually 50? 15 00:00:55,601 --> 00:00:58,434 That's not me, Phoebe. That's her pal Phoebe. 16 00:00:58,604 --> 00:01:01,004 According to her high-school yearbook, they were BFF. 17 00:01:02,808 --> 00:01:06,005 -Best Friends Forever. -That's great! 18 00:01:06,178 --> 00:01:10,410 l know! She probably has all kinds of stories about my parents. 19 00:01:10,582 --> 00:01:12,379 And she might even know where my dad is. 20 00:01:12,551 --> 00:01:14,519 l looked her up. She lives by the beach. 21 00:01:14,686 --> 00:01:16,586 Maybe this weekend we can go to the beach. 22 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:18,120 Yeah, we can! 23 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:21,418 -Shoot, l can't go. l have to work. -That's too bad. 24 00:01:22,094 --> 00:01:23,755 Big fat bummer. 25 00:01:25,297 --> 00:01:27,765 So, great! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk. 26 00:01:27,933 --> 00:01:30,333 Hey, Bonnie had sex there! 27 00:01:33,505 --> 00:01:34,631 The One At the Beach 28 00:02:20,185 --> 00:02:22,813 Joey will be right down. He's looking for his mask. 29 00:02:22,988 --> 00:02:24,979 -A swim mask? -No, his gorilla mask. 30 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:29,425 He wears it in the ocean to scare off the fish. 31 00:02:32,264 --> 00:02:33,788 Would you look at them? 32 00:02:34,599 --> 00:02:37,090 l'm never gonna find a boyfriend again. 33 00:02:37,269 --> 00:02:39,635 l'm gonna die an old maid. 34 00:02:39,805 --> 00:02:42,103 You're not gonna die an old maid. 35 00:02:42,274 --> 00:02:44,868 Maybe an old spinster cook. 36 00:02:47,679 --> 00:02:50,648 -Thanks. -Besides, worse comes to worse... 37 00:02:50,816 --> 00:02:53,011 ...l'll be your boyfriend. 38 00:02:56,054 --> 00:02:57,078 Yeah, right. 39 00:03:00,325 --> 00:03:02,259 Why is that so funny? 40 00:03:02,427 --> 00:03:04,554 You made a joke, right? 41 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:07,164 So l laughed. 42 00:03:08,734 --> 00:03:10,998 A little too hard. 43 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,663 What am l, not boyfriend material? 44 00:03:14,372 --> 00:03:16,431 No. You're Chandler. 45 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,876 You know. Chandler! 46 00:03:21,179 --> 00:03:24,580 Okay, so we've established my name and hit me. 47 00:03:25,217 --> 00:03:28,209 But theoretically, say we weren't friends. Say it's a blind date. 48 00:03:28,386 --> 00:03:33,016 l show up at your door, and l'm, like, ''Hey, nice to meet you.'' 49 00:03:34,359 --> 00:03:38,489 l'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice. 50 00:03:39,731 --> 00:03:41,426 Hey. Good! You bought food. 51 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,091 No, just my luggage. 52 00:03:51,176 --> 00:03:53,406 l am having the best karma this week. 53 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:55,705 First, l find this woman who knew my parents... 54 00:03:55,881 --> 00:03:58,873 ...then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house. 55 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:01,883 What about that bike messenger you hit? 56 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:04,419 l wasn't talking about his karma. 57 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:08,816 Hey, check out the hat! 58 00:04:11,696 --> 00:04:13,994 Wait a minute, l know that hat. 59 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:17,158 l was taken aboard that hat. 60 00:04:17,569 --> 00:04:21,130 They did experiments on me. l can't have children! 61 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,738 Seriously, where did you get the hat? 62 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,377 Ross gave it to me. 63 00:04:26,545 --> 00:04:29,309 -l think she looks good. -Thank you. 64 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:31,745 Did he buy it for you... 65 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,111 ...or win it for you? 66 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:37,153 Excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends... 67 00:04:37,322 --> 00:04:39,347 ...l'm here to tell you that hats are back. 68 00:04:39,524 --> 00:04:43,255 And this time, they've ganged up and formed one giant superhat. 69 00:04:49,401 --> 00:04:50,459 Go, go, go! 70 00:04:50,635 --> 00:04:52,899 Now everybody wants to be under the hat! 71 00:05:00,579 --> 00:05:02,376 What's with all this sand? 72 00:05:02,547 --> 00:05:05,107 Bob said there might be flood damage. 73 00:05:05,283 --> 00:05:07,513 Either that, or he has a really big cat. 74 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,314 You know what this reminds me of? 75 00:05:11,723 --> 00:05:14,089 Why couldn't l be your boyfriend? 76 00:05:15,493 --> 00:05:17,620 Are you still on that? 77 00:05:17,796 --> 00:05:20,321 -Would you let it go already? -Thank you, Joey. 78 00:05:20,498 --> 00:05:22,659 But you'd go out with me, right? 79 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:26,565 No. lt's the same as with Chandler. We're friends. 80 00:05:26,738 --> 00:05:29,673 Let's say that we were the last two guys on the planet... 81 00:05:29,841 --> 00:05:32,901 ...and you had a gun to your head. Which one would you pick? 82 00:05:33,078 --> 00:05:35,808 Which one of you has the gun to my head? 83 00:05:39,784 --> 00:05:41,684 Well, yes. lt's kind of an unusual house. 84 00:05:41,853 --> 00:05:45,721 lt has three beautiful bedrooms and no baths. 85 00:05:45,991 --> 00:05:49,017 But, you know, the ocean is right there. 86 00:05:49,828 --> 00:05:50,886 Knock, knock, knock. 87 00:05:51,062 --> 00:05:53,394 Hang on a second. Come in, come in. 88 00:05:53,565 --> 00:05:55,590 So think about it and call me back. 89 00:05:57,369 --> 00:05:59,667 -Are you Phoebe Abbott? -Yes. 90 00:05:59,838 --> 00:06:03,171 Surprise, Phoebe Abbott! l'm your best friend's daughter! 91 00:06:05,577 --> 00:06:06,942 You're lrwin's daughter? 92 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:09,443 No. l mean your old best friend. 93 00:06:09,614 --> 00:06:10,603 Here. 94 00:06:10,782 --> 00:06:14,309 -Lily? From high school? Remember? -Oh, God, Lily. 95 00:06:14,486 --> 00:06:17,182 Yes. Of course l remember Lily. 96 00:06:18,857 --> 00:06:21,382 -Then you must be-- -Phoebe, Phoebe. 97 00:06:23,161 --> 00:06:25,459 She named me after you, l guess. 98 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:28,526 Wow. Well. Look, there's Frank! 99 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:32,830 Yeah! Yes! Yes, yes! That's my dad. That's Frank! 100 00:06:33,038 --> 00:06:35,939 l'm sorry l'm getting all flingy. 101 00:06:36,107 --> 00:06:38,632 Take it easy. lf you want, there's cookies. 102 00:06:38,810 --> 00:06:41,643 -Or sangria! l could make sangria! -No, no! 103 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,440 Sorry. Cookies are good, thanks. 104 00:06:46,685 --> 00:06:50,314 Anyway, l've been looking for my father. 105 00:06:51,256 --> 00:06:54,953 -Have you heard from him or seen him? -No, l'm sorry. 106 00:06:55,126 --> 00:06:59,085 l guess l lost track of everybody after high school. 107 00:07:01,066 --> 00:07:04,968 Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything. 108 00:07:05,136 --> 00:07:08,367 Well, you know, we were always together. 109 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:12,067 -The other kids had a nickname for us. -What was it? 110 00:07:12,243 --> 00:07:13,733 The Three Losers. 111 00:07:14,546 --> 00:07:16,639 Poor Lily. 112 00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:22,317 l heard about what happened. That must have been just terrible for you... 113 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:25,012 ...losing your mother that way. 114 00:07:25,523 --> 00:07:27,957 Yeah, no, it was great. 115 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:40,931 You know what a really good rainy-day game is? 116 00:07:41,106 --> 00:07:43,973 -What? -l mean, naked game. 117 00:07:44,542 --> 00:07:47,204 -We should totally play strip poker. -No! 118 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,744 Are you crazy? 119 00:07:48,913 --> 00:07:52,474 Come on. When you go away, you have to play. lt's, like, a law. 120 00:07:53,051 --> 00:07:54,450 Well, it's not a law. 121 00:07:54,619 --> 00:07:58,214 As long as it stays attached to that tax reform bill, it never will be! 122 00:07:59,557 --> 00:08:01,286 -All done. -Thank you. 123 00:08:01,459 --> 00:08:03,984 Okay. Who's next? 124 00:08:05,463 --> 00:08:06,452 No! 125 00:08:07,966 --> 00:08:09,297 No way! 126 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:13,665 Come on, please. l'm bored. You let me do it once before. 127 00:08:17,976 --> 00:08:21,275 Well, if that's the rule this weekend.... 128 00:08:23,114 --> 00:08:26,208 -Get away. -Take it like a man. Come on! 129 00:08:28,119 --> 00:08:29,143 Big bullies! 130 00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:46,328 -How are we doing? -Bored and bored. 131 00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:50,340 You know what naked card game's never boring? 132 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:51,497 No! 133 00:08:53,311 --> 00:08:55,074 So, what's Phoebe like? 134 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,046 l'm kind, caring and sweet. What's Monica like? 135 00:09:00,118 --> 00:09:02,678 No, the other Phoebe. The one you went to see? 136 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:05,515 l think she knows where my dad is! 137 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:07,749 -Cool! -Well, where is he? 138 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:10,861 She was pretending she hasn't heard from him in years... 139 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:12,997 ...but l found this picture on her fridge. 140 00:09:13,164 --> 00:09:15,894 lsn't this what he would look like now? 141 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:20,662 -Totally familiar. -Oh, yeah! 142 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,468 Why would she lie to you? 143 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,041 We're having dinner tomorrow night, so l figured she'll tell me then. 144 00:09:26,211 --> 00:09:28,475 Maybe she just wanted to give him time... 145 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:30,944 ...to buy me presents. l don't know. 146 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,643 -So you're all bored? -Yes. 147 00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:38,220 l'll close my eyes and point to someone. 148 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:42,018 Whoever l point to has to come up with something fun, and we have to do it. 149 00:09:42,193 --> 00:09:44,525 Okay! Fan out! Fan out! 150 00:09:47,899 --> 00:09:49,992 You know, we could just do this! 151 00:09:54,472 --> 00:09:57,703 We all have to play strip poker? 152 00:09:59,244 --> 00:10:02,042 Why, all of a sudden, do you wanna play strip poker? 153 00:10:02,213 --> 00:10:05,910 l think because of margaritas three, four and nine. 154 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,816 Strip Happy Days Game? 155 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:16,291 l couldn't find cards, so it was this or Strip Bag-of-old-knitting-stuff. 156 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:18,553 Done. 157 00:10:20,098 --> 00:10:25,297 ''Fonzie gives you two thumbs up. Collect two cool points.'' 158 00:10:26,371 --> 00:10:30,034 lf you get five points, you get to make someone take off one item of clothing. 159 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:32,802 lt hasn't happened yet, but we're all very excited. 160 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:35,206 Okay, come on. 161 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,240 Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes... 162 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:41,613 ...for the Prehistoric Forensics department. 163 00:10:46,191 --> 00:10:50,651 Okay. ''Take Pinky Tuscadero up to lnspiration Point. 164 00:10:50,828 --> 00:10:53,126 Collect three cool points.'' Yeah! 165 00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:55,129 Which gives me five. 166 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,394 And let's see, who is gonna lose their clothes? 167 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:02,563 l think l pick our strip poker sponsor, Mr. Joey Tribbiani. 168 00:11:06,244 --> 00:11:08,542 All right, relax. lt's just a shoe. 169 00:11:11,282 --> 00:11:15,651 ''Your band is playing at Arnold's. Collect three cool points.'' 170 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:21,258 Which means l have five, and that means l get Joey's boxers. 171 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:28,760 Fine. Gang up on me. 172 00:11:28,933 --> 00:11:31,868 l got you all right where l want you. 173 00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:34,034 Come on! Take them off! 174 00:11:34,205 --> 00:11:35,866 Actually, it's kind of cold. 175 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,498 How about l keep my boxers on and give you a peek at the good stuff? 176 00:11:39,911 --> 00:11:42,141 All right, l'm gonna make more margaritas. 177 00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:45,305 What are you doing? Trying to get me drunk? 178 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:48,077 l'm just making margaritas. 179 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,247 Think l'll help her out. 180 00:11:54,492 --> 00:11:57,052 -What is going on here? -What? 181 00:11:57,228 --> 00:11:59,753 -You're painting his toenails. -Come on! 182 00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:01,796 -Chasing him around the room. -Please! 183 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:04,332 He's totally flirting with you too. 184 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,329 He is, isn't he? 185 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:11,968 l don't know. Maybe it's just being here at the beach together... 186 00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,236 ...l don't know, but it's like something-- 187 00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,710 -Hi, Bonnie. -Hi. 188 00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:24,787 My boss let me off early, so l took the train. 189 00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:26,355 What are you guys doing? 190 00:12:26,524 --> 00:12:29,084 We're playing Strip Happy Days Game. 191 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:32,119 Cool! l'll catch up! 192 00:12:39,437 --> 00:12:41,803 So you still don't think... 193 00:12:41,973 --> 00:12:44,407 ...l'm boyfriend material? 194 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:49,209 l saw you checking me out during the game last night. 195 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,243 You didn't even take off your pants. 196 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,782 Well, lucky for you. 197 00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:56,180 -What? -l don't know. 198 00:12:57,822 --> 00:13:02,088 Well, is everybody else having just the best time? 199 00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:04,523 Joey's asleep. 200 00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:17,704 After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm. 201 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,375 Well, l assume the happy couple isn't up yet? 202 00:13:24,549 --> 00:13:26,813 Did you guys hear them last night? 203 00:13:26,984 --> 00:13:28,849 l don't know what they were doing, but... 204 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:31,386 ...sea turtles actually came up to the house. 205 00:13:33,858 --> 00:13:35,792 Good morning. 206 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,587 -How'd everybody sleep? -Great. 207 00:13:37,762 --> 00:13:39,855 -Like a log. -Us too. 208 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,155 l'm going for a walk. 209 00:13:48,806 --> 00:13:51,741 Good morning. Nice breasts by the way. 210 00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:04,216 Hey, what happened to you? 211 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:07,847 Nothing. l just felt like hanging out and reading. 212 00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:12,691 The water was so great. We jumped off this pier and my suit came off. 213 00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:15,698 Sorry l missed that. 214 00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:18,068 Joey and Chandler sure are funny. 215 00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:22,896 l brought back half the beach in my hair. 216 00:14:23,074 --> 00:14:25,099 lt was so much easier when l shaved my head. 217 00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:32,312 You know, l gotta tell you... 218 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:35,316 ...l just loved your look when you were bald. 219 00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,884 Really? 220 00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:40,751 l think about shaving it all off again sometimes. 221 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:42,920 -Really? -Yeah. 222 00:14:43,461 --> 00:14:45,258 You definitely should do that. 223 00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:48,559 -You know what? l should do it! -Yeah! 224 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,566 You know what? Thank you. You are so cool. 225 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,863 Stop. Go on. 226 00:14:54,038 --> 00:14:56,768 -Now go shave that head. -All right. 227 00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:07,677 -l know l've asked you this before. -A hundred times before! 228 00:15:10,555 --> 00:15:13,490 -How am l not right for you? -l don't know. 229 00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:15,626 l like guys like Richard. 230 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,591 Or Pete, before he went insane. 231 00:15:18,763 --> 00:15:21,823 l don't know. Just somebody more mature. 232 00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:24,559 So l'm not mature enough for you? 233 00:15:24,735 --> 00:15:26,862 Monica needs somebody more mature. 234 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:35,779 What's the matter? 235 00:15:35,947 --> 00:15:38,848 She canceled. My namesake canceled on me. 236 00:15:39,016 --> 00:15:42,474 She claims she had to go out of town suddenly. She's avoiding me. 237 00:15:42,653 --> 00:15:46,214 She doesn't want to tell me where my father is. She knows but won't tell me! 238 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,585 Pheebs, that sucks. 239 00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:52,595 Well, don't ''Pheebs, that sucks'' me yet. 240 00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:56,225 -Where are you going? -She's out of town. 241 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,029 There's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my father is. 242 00:16:00,204 --> 00:16:02,638 Some people call that ''breaking and entering.'' 243 00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,941 -Well, are any of those people here? -No. 244 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:10,342 Okay. Look, l'll do something nice, okay? 245 00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:12,676 l'll fill her ice trays. Good? 246 00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:16,650 Hey, everybody! 247 00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:22,692 Look what you did! 248 00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:28,022 -You wanna touch it? -No, but it's great. 249 00:16:28,199 --> 00:16:29,791 Come on, touch it. 250 00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:37,538 You can feel all the bones in your skull. 251 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,580 l was having a little chat with Bonnie, and guess what? 252 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:57,285 She happened to bring up who was behind the whole head-shaving idea. 253 00:16:57,461 --> 00:17:00,294 And now, who was it? That's right. lt was you! 254 00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,432 That was her idea. 255 00:17:04,602 --> 00:17:07,127 l just gave her a nudge. 256 00:17:07,305 --> 00:17:09,865 She said you gave her the razor. 257 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:15,106 So anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean? 258 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:16,906 -No, l'm good. -No, thanks. 259 00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:19,641 -Okay, l'll see you in a bit. -Okay, have fun. 260 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:25,216 Come on, see? She doesn't look that bad. 261 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:28,688 You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! 262 00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:32,755 -What the hell were you thinking? -l don't know. 263 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:35,023 You don't know? You balded my girlfriend! 264 00:17:35,199 --> 00:17:36,325 All right. 265 00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:41,693 Do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else? 266 00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:43,931 You're the one who ended it! Remember? 267 00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:48,135 Because l was mad at you! Not because l stopped loving you! 268 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,142 -You still love me? -No. 269 00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:55,109 You still love me. 270 00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:58,587 Yeah, so? You love me. 271 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,419 What does this mean? 272 00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:08,326 l mean, do you want to get back together? 273 00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:11,024 No! Maybe! 274 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:12,793 l don't know. 275 00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:22,342 l still can't forgive you for what you did. 276 00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:25,482 l can't. But sometimes when l'm with you, l just feel so.... 277 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,008 What? 278 00:18:27,985 --> 00:18:30,385 l just feel.... 279 00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:33,888 -l just-- -What? 280 00:18:34,325 --> 00:18:35,314 l feel-- 281 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,597 No! l don't care! 282 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:50,104 l'm not playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice! 283 00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:52,435 But l made cards! 284 00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,971 Good night. 285 00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:59,415 l'm going upstairs. 286 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,380 -Good night. -Good night. 287 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:10,056 Wanna play strip poker for practice? 288 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,812 My ass! 289 00:20:08,385 --> 00:20:10,353 No! lt's me! lt's me! 290 00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:13,547 -l didn't wanna make any noise! -Then don't break in! 291 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,919 -l'm sorry! -What are you doing here? 292 00:20:18,462 --> 00:20:22,125 l came to fill your ice-cube tray. 293 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,391 What? 294 00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,002 Okay, look. 295 00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:34,938 l took this picture from your fridge. l know that this is my father. 296 00:20:35,112 --> 00:20:38,479 This is Frank Buffay, and you were standing next to him! 297 00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:41,474 Now, look, l deserve to know where l came from. 298 00:20:41,652 --> 00:20:44,917 All right? So if you can help me find my father, then you should. 299 00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:47,284 Otherwise, you're just mean. 300 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,890 So just tell me the truth. 301 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,824 All right. 302 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:58,329 The man in that picture is Chuck Mangione. 303 00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:02,669 My father is Chuck Mangione? 304 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,274 No, no! That's just Chuck Mangione. 305 00:21:05,442 --> 00:21:07,842 l sold him a house last year. 306 00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:12,108 And l'm very sorry, but l really don't know where your father is. 307 00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:14,114 And that's the truth. 308 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,654 But you're right. 309 00:21:19,089 --> 00:21:22,217 l think that a person should know where they come from. 310 00:21:22,927 --> 00:21:25,452 Which is why l.... 311 00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:36,137 l'm your mother. 312 00:21:40,744 --> 00:21:44,077 l wanted to tell you yesterday, but l just... 313 00:21:44,248 --> 00:21:45,909 ...felt all floopy, and.... 314 00:21:49,086 --> 00:21:51,316 You guys are totally getting back together. 315 00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:53,956 That's not true. She doesn't even know what she wants. 316 00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:56,092 Rachel's still mad about the whole thing. 317 00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:59,559 Then you gotta back away. You don't need that kind of hurt. 318 00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:01,664 Take it from a guy who's... 319 00:22:01,832 --> 00:22:05,165 ...never had a long-term relationship. 320 00:22:05,936 --> 00:22:10,464 l know, but l really want to go up there and finish that kiss. 321 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:15,244 The water is great. You should go in. 322 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,710 No, thanks. l just had an M&M. 323 00:22:17,882 --> 00:22:20,146 Okay. Well, good night. 324 00:22:20,317 --> 00:22:21,784 Good night. 325 00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:25,780 -Don't be too long. -Okey-dokey. 326 00:22:26,924 --> 00:22:29,392 There is not one hair on that head. 327 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:34,190 lt'll grow back, right? And she's really fun, and she's cool. 328 00:22:34,365 --> 00:22:36,299 And l'm finally moving on. 329 00:22:36,467 --> 00:22:39,129 Getting over Rachel was so.... 330 00:22:40,304 --> 00:22:43,273 l'm finally feeling sane. And if l go up there... 331 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,431 ...and l kiss her.... 332 00:22:45,609 --> 00:22:48,203 God, l want to kiss her! 333 00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:52,247 And it doesn't work out, do l wanna put myself through that again? 334 00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:53,815 Let me get this straight. 335 00:22:53,984 --> 00:22:58,978 lf you go with Bonnie, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on. 336 00:22:59,156 --> 00:23:02,592 Right? And if you go with Rachel, Bonnie's free tonight? 337 00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:27,406 Hi there. 338 00:23:29,286 --> 00:23:31,618 That's that weird voice again. 339 00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:33,120 Okay. Let me try it again. 340 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:36,726 You're gonna wanna date this next guy, l swear! Okay, come on. 341 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:45,134 l can only do it with the voice now. 342 00:23:45,302 --> 00:23:47,634 Okay, okay. Close the door! 343 00:23:52,309 --> 00:23:53,799 Hi, l'm Dorf! 344 00:23:55,913 --> 00:23:58,006 Your date for the evening. 345 00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,915 Dorf on dating? That's good stuff! 346 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,509 [ENGLlSH]