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Do you think there's a town
in Missouri or someplace...

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...called Sample?

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And as you're driving into the town,
there's a sign and it says:

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''You're in Sample.''

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-How did it go with Pete?
-Tell us.

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You're not gonna believe this.
So l go--

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l'm sorry. Excuse us.

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-lt's a little crowded. Do you mind?
-Could you scooch?

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Move over just a little bit.

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Keep on scooching.

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So, guys, listen.
l go over there and, you know, l'm--

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Why? What is wrong with me?

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-What's the matter?
-Tim...

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...l have a feeling...

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...my wife is sleeping
with her gynecologist.

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How do you know?

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-He's got access.
-l know.

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lt's a feeling you get.

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Like when you're in
somebody else's bowling shoes?

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That's the one.

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-So you went to Pete's.
-What happened?

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Why is this happening to me?

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Maybe it's my wound.

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Forget it.

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lt's not healed yet?

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lt's oozing!

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Would you pass the cream?
There's the cream.

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Thank you very much.

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Tomas, this is gonna be hard,
but l wanted it to come from me.

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-What is it?
-l've been sleeping with your wife.

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You're the gynecologist?

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l'm trying to have
a private conversation.

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Can l have a napkin?
Could you please hand me a napkin?

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Just give me the thing, all right?

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Enough!
And you are no longer my friend!

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We are finished! Nada!
No more!

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You are a bastard for doing that!

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Stay away from me!

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Come back!

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So, what were you gonna tell us?

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l have no idea.

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The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion

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What was the big news
Pete wanted to tell you?

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Or should l say, ''Mrs. Monica Becker''?

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Oh, keep your name.
Don't take his name.

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He didn't ask me to marry him.

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Then definitely don't take his name!

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He wanted to tell me he's going
to compete in some Ultimate...

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...Fighting Competition thingy.

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-Pete?
-Why? What is it?

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l don't know exactly.
lt's sort of like wrestling.

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But without the costumes.

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And it's not fake.
lt's totally brutal.

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lt's two guys in the ring and
the rules are, ''There are no rules'' !

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-l heard you made a great 1 2-year-old.
-lt was the best year of my life.

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You can bite and pull
people's hair and stuff?

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Anything goes except eye-gouging
and fish-hooking.

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-What's fish-hooking?
-What's fish-hook--?

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Thanks. That would have been
hard to describe.

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What is that taste?

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My hands are totally clean.
l just gave the duck a bath.

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Thanks for the warm welcome.

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lt's good to have you guys on my team.
l come to play. l hope you do too.

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Let's go out there and get them!
And remember:

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There is no l in ''team.''

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Yes, but there's two in ''martini.''
So, everybody, back to my office.

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You! Chuckles. What's your name?

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lt's Bing, sir.
l'm sorry. l was just....

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No, no. l heard what you said.
Funny. l like funny.

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This team's about hard work,
but it's also about having fun.

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Good to have you aboard, Bing!

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That's right. Ryder.

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Winona Ryder for six.

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Thank you.

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Yeah. We have the reservations.

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All right, buddy! Way to go!

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Dude, what are you doing?

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Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my
butt and acting like it's no big deal.

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What'd you do about it?

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l didn't do anything.
l didn't want to be the guy...

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...who has a problem with his boss
slapping his bottom.

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l gotta tell you, l think it's okay
to be that guy.

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Maybe it's that jock thing.

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You know, how football players
pat each other after touchdowns.

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You know, l don't understand guys.

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l mean, l would never congratulate
Monica on a great stew...

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...by, you know, grabbing her boob.

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l know. For a really great stew,
you'd just...

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...stick your head in between them.

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Can we please go eat?

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-Yeah, what are we getting?
-Anything but stew.

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So from now on, don't give
your boss a chance to get you.

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Don't turn your back to him.

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Or you could teach him
a lesson, you know?

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What you do is rub something that
smells really bad on your butt, right?

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Then, when he goes to smack you,
his hand will smell.

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Now, what could you rub on your butt
that would smell bad?

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What if Joey was president?

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Can l ask you something?

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Okay, you can totally say no...

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...but would it be okay with you
if l set Ross up on a date?

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With who?

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My friend Bonnie.
She always thought Ross was cute...

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...and she asked if l could set it up.

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-But if that's not cool....
-Which one is Bonnie?

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You remember her from
my birthday party?

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Average height...

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...medium build, bald....

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That's fine.

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-Really?
-Ross and the bald girl? Absolutely.

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Great! Okay! Good for you!
All right!

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You are iron! You are steel!

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Let me ask you, how come when l call
your computer support line...

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...l have to wait an hour and a half?

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We're adding operators all the time.
Could we concentrate on my training?

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lt's just hard when l know
l have e-mail l can't get.

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-Hi.
-Monica.

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-Hi, honey.
-On the table. On the table, please.

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So listen, my friends were
telling me a little bit about...

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...this Ultimate Fighting thing.

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lt sounds really dangerous.

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l don't want you to get hurt
because l kind of like you.

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l don't want to get hurt either.
l'm being smart about this.

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See these guys? They're
the best trainers in the world.

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And Hoshi here used to be
a paid assassin.

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A house painter!
He used to be a house painter!

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-Promise me you'll be careful.
-l promise.

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Are we still on for tonight?
Good. Because...

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...maybe we could have
a little workout of our own.

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No boom-boom before big fight!

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How about just a boom?

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That was depressing.
l just bought a pretzel...

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...from one of the kids from Fame.

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Ready to go to the movies?
Oh, this is Bonnie!

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Hi!

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This is Bonnie?

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This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie?

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l can show you an lD. if you want.

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Oh, no. You look a lot different
than the last time l saw you.

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Oh, yeah. Well, l just
started wearing bras again.

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Oh, that must be it.

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Have fun tonight.

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Thanks. You too.

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You said she was bald.

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She was bald. She's not now.

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How could you not tell me
she has hair?

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l don't know.
l hardly ever say that about people.

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Oh, well, this is just perfect!

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Well, l'm sorry.
l thought you said it was okay.

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l said it was okay when l thought
she was some weird bald chick.

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That girl has got hair
all over her head!

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-Maybe Ross won't like her personality.
-Does she have a bad personality?

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Oh, no, Bonnie's the best!

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Bing!

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Read your CompuTek proposal.
Real home run.

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Barely got you that time.
Get over here!

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Come on.

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Oh, yeah! Good one.

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That was a good one.
Keep at it, team!

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-What is with him?
-''With him''?

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You're his favorite.
You're his guy!

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We never get smacked.

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That's not true.
He smacked you once.

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Not on purpose.
He ricocheted off you and got me.

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l'm telling you,
l need some smacks.

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l got a kid starting Dartmouth.

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Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth?
Dartmouth sucks!

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-You go to Dartmouth?
-No, sir.

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There you go!

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God, Ross! What is that?

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The Ultimate Fighting Combo.

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l saved 30 cents.
Plus, l get to keep the cup.

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From New York City, New York...

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...appearing in his Ultimate
Fighting Championship debut...

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...he's known for his
confrontational business style!

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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...

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...Pete Becker!

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l love you, Pete!

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And his opponent,
from Huntington Beach, California...

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...he's a 300-pound
street fighter...

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...Tank Abbott!

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Pete? Pete?

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-That guy's pretty huge.
-Don't worry.

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l'll use his strength
and weight against him.

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Well, then that guy is in serious,
serious trouble.

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You go get him. Let's go!

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Here we go, gentlemen.

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Are you ready?

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Are you ready?
Then let's get it on!

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lt's me.

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Monica.

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Who else would it be?

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Earlier, when you were coming to,
you called me Fran.

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Can l just tell you how proud
l am of you?

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lt would be nice after hearing
20,000 people chant, ''You suck!''

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l thought you were nuts at first...

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...but you did it.

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Now you can just look back at this
with no regrets.

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Look back?

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You're not gonna keep going?

201
00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:05,527
Let me ask you a question:
Am l the Ultimate Fighting Champion?

202
00:13:07,498 --> 00:13:09,329
Well, no. But--

203
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l'm not gonna stop until l'm
the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

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That guy stood on your neck
until you passed out.

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Let me tell you a story.

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When l set out to create MOSS 865,
do you think it happened overnight?

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00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:29,986
No. There was MOSS 1
that burned down my dad's garage.

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There was MOSS 2 that would only
schedule appointments in January.

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And 862 others that l learned from.

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Just like l learned from this fight,
never to let a guy stand on my neck.

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You didn't know that already?

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Look, l'm gonna get better.

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Okay? l promise you.

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Just get a lot better.

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Fast.

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One other thing.

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Hoshi thinks you being ringside
may have affected my concentration.

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00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,014
Yeah.

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That was the problem.

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-How long until Pete's fight?
-About five minutes.

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They're interviewing his opponent.

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00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:24,498
Apparently, he trains by going to lran
and pulling the arms off thieves.

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-Hot dog?
-Four, please.

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l'm really nervous.

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Thank you.

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00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:37,782
So, Ross, how did it go with Bonnie?

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00:14:37,955 --> 00:14:42,085
Oh, l gotta tell you,
l wasn't expecting to like her at all.

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l actually wasn't expecting
to like anyone right now.

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But she's really terrific.

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lt's too bad.

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No, l'm saying l liked her.

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There are other fish in the sea.

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l think she's great, okay?
We're going out again.

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l hear you. Are you capable
of talking about anything else?

235
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,941
Which one's my turkey burger?

236
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The one next to my foot.
Sorry.

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-Fight's starting!
-We'll be right in.

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00:15:13,891 --> 00:15:16,883
So did your boss try
to slap you again today?

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Nine times.

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l had to put on lotion.

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But it'll be okay.
Tomorrow, l conduct an experiment.

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And if all goes as planned,
my butt will be smack-free.

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Fight's over!

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00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:39,081
Excuse me, Doug?

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Hey there, sports fan!

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Bing! You got those numbers for me?

247
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:48,684
No. l didn't do them.

248
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,623
You forgot?

249
00:15:50,928 --> 00:15:53,556
No, l just didn't do them.

250
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:57,292
lnstead, l hung out with some
friends and had a couple of beers.

251
00:15:57,568 --> 00:16:00,230
So l certainly don't
deserve praise. Verbal...

252
00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,063
...or otherwise.

253
00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:05,801
l got tanked myself last night.
Pretty dicey drive home.

254
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,477
Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller.

255
00:16:09,547 --> 00:16:12,710
That's okay. You're still
my number-one guy! Bing!

256
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:14,909
Doug!

257
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:20,280
l'm a little bit uncomfortable with
the way that you express yourself.

258
00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:23,051
ls it the swearing?
ls it the constant swearing?

259
00:16:23,261 --> 00:16:27,254
Because l gotta tell you, if it is,
you can just kiss my ass!

260
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,063
lt's not about the swearing.
lt's more about...

261
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:34,794
...the way that you occasionally...

262
00:16:35,072 --> 00:16:38,508
...concentrate your enthusiasm...

263
00:16:39,777 --> 00:16:41,472
...on my buttocks.

264
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:46,682
Don't get me wrong.
l appreciate the sentiment.

265
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:50,877
lt's just that l have a rather
sensitive posterior.

266
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,887
And besides, it's making
all the other guys jealous.

267
00:16:56,093 --> 00:17:00,257
Well, say no more. You know,
it takes guts to bring this up.

268
00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:02,296
Bing, you're okay.

269
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:16,137
Would you rather live in the
shirt pocket of a sweaty giant...

270
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,871
...or inside his shower drain?

271
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,146
Oh, my God.

272
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,779
Look. lt's Ross and that girl.

273
00:17:28,225 --> 00:17:32,787
Look at that! lt's a line of ants!
They're working as a team!

274
00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:38,728
Right. Oh, yeah. lt looks
like Ross is breaking up with her.

275
00:17:39,003 --> 00:17:40,470
l hope he lets her down easy.

276
00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:43,697
Look at that! They are not
breaking up! Look at them!

277
00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:47,068
You know what that is?
A second date, that's what that is.

278
00:17:47,578 --> 00:17:50,069
Look, she just put her hand
on his thigh.

279
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:52,875
That's nothing.
She's very sexually aggressive.

280
00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,244
Oh, God!

281
00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:59,048
lt's your fault. Now he loves her.
He'll marry her. lt's all your fault.

282
00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:01,486
You said it was okay.

283
00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,786
You said she was bald!

284
00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:07,658
Was! Was, was, was!

285
00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:12,733
We can't let it happen. We have to do
something. We have to break them up.

286
00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:17,371
Just go in there and shave her head!
You owe me one bald girl!

287
00:18:19,076 --> 00:18:20,976
Okay, first of all, breathe.

288
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,510
Second of all, l don't get it.

289
00:18:24,782 --> 00:18:28,013
Aren't you the one that decided
you didn't want to be with Ross?

290
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,283
Yes.

291
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:35,186
Well, isn't he your friend?
Don't you want him to be happy?

292
00:18:39,363 --> 00:18:40,694
So?

293
00:18:44,802 --> 00:18:49,330
lt's just, you know, l didn't
expect him to be this happy so soon.

294
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,039
-Oh, no.
-What?

295
00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:01,377
We killed them all!

296
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:20,435
lt's not as bad as it looks.
lt's a precaution.

297
00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:23,572
l'm not supposed to move my spine.

298
00:19:25,776 --> 00:19:27,641
Please tell me you're stopping now.

299
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:31,370
l'm fine. l'd fight tonight
if they'd let me.

300
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,984
Now, see this circle
l'm marking off here?

301
00:19:35,152 --> 00:19:37,552
This is my Zone of Terror.

302
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:43,425
You are insane!
You've got to give this up!

303
00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:46,461
l can't until l'm
the ultimate fighter.

304
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:47,824
l will do it.

305
00:19:48,032 --> 00:19:52,298
The day will come when children will
argue over who will win a fight...

306
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,561
...me or Superman.

307
00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:59,376
Not that l could beat Superman,
but kids are stupid.

308
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:01,840
Just sit down.

309
00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:03,911
Please listen to me.

310
00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:09,142
You are terrible at this, okay? You
are the worst ultimate fighter ever.

311
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:10,713
Ever!

312
00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:16,083
l have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline
fracture in my right forearm...

313
00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:20,559
...and a severely bruised Adam's
apple, but that really hurt.

314
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:28,334
Well, then, you know what?

315
00:20:30,407 --> 00:20:34,571
l care about you too much to watch you
hurt yourself like this.

316
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:38,446
So if you have to do this,
you'll have to do it without me.

317
00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:40,883
lf you're asking me to quit...

318
00:20:41,185 --> 00:20:43,949
...then you're asking me
to be someone l'm not.

319
00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:45,813
l've got to do this.

320
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,994
Then l've gotta go.

321
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:54,721
Bye.

322
00:21:00,471 --> 00:21:02,905
-Monica?
-Yes?

323
00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:05,132
Could you leave a note?
l'm on painkillers...

324
00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:07,639
...and l might not
remember this tomorrow.

325
00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:17,977
So, in conclusion, the lines
all go up, so l'm happy.

326
00:21:18,956 --> 00:21:21,322
Great job, team!
Tomorrow at 8:30.

327
00:21:21,826 --> 00:21:24,886
Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go!

328
00:21:25,095 --> 00:21:27,325
Goldberg, you maniac!

329
00:21:27,565 --> 00:21:29,123
l love you!

330
00:21:32,436 --> 00:21:35,234
-Couldn't have done it without you.
-Thank you, sir.

331
00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:36,736
Oh, excuse me.

332
00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:40,672
l forgot my briefcase, you know,
by accident.

333
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:44,472
Of course, you did. Forgot
something else too, you bastard!

334
00:21:47,151 --> 00:21:49,415
Well, what about you?

335
00:21:49,587 --> 00:21:51,987
You're not feeling left out, are you?

336
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:56,054
No, not at all. That's ridiculous.

337
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:59,355
Everybody else got one,
and you want one too. Don't you?

338
00:22:02,132 --> 00:22:03,997
Yes, l do.

339
00:22:04,368 --> 00:22:06,427
Now, get on out of here, you!

340
00:22:10,975 --> 00:22:12,670
Pete Becker circles the ring.

341
00:22:12,843 --> 00:22:15,311
Looks like he's just trying
to feel him out.

342
00:22:15,479 --> 00:22:16,969
-Bruiser is charging!
-Run.

343
00:22:17,147 --> 00:22:20,776
Run, you crazy, rich freak!

344
00:22:21,785 --> 00:22:22,979
l can't watch this.

345
00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:24,848
Check it out! Pete's winning!

346
00:22:25,022 --> 00:22:27,217
-Really?
-No!

347
00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:34,164
Bruiser has Becker on the canvas
and is going for his favorite area!

348
00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:39,868
Wait! lf that's his favorite area,
why is he being so mean to it?

349
00:22:40,537 --> 00:22:41,697
This is ironic.

350
00:22:41,872 --> 00:22:44,636
Your last boyfriend, Richard,
didn't want to have kids.

351
00:22:44,808 --> 00:22:46,002
From the looks of it,
now Pete can't.

352
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,669
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