1 00:00:02,781 --> 00:00:05,841 -Previously on Friends: -l don't feel like l have a girlfriend. 2 00:00:06,051 --> 00:00:09,043 You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? 3 00:00:09,354 --> 00:00:11,151 -ls this about Mark? -Oh, my God. 4 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:13,688 -Okay, it's not. -Oh, my God. 5 00:00:13,959 --> 00:00:16,052 l cannot keep having the same fight with you! 6 00:00:16,328 --> 00:00:18,523 Look, maybe we should just take a break. 7 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:20,755 Fine. You're right. Let's take a break. 8 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:23,160 Let's get some frozen yogurt or something. 9 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:24,563 No. 10 00:00:25,037 --> 00:00:26,868 A break from us. 11 00:00:29,141 --> 00:00:32,633 Then we had this big, stupid fight, and l said l wanted to take a break. 12 00:00:32,978 --> 00:00:34,639 l don't want to take a break. 13 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,074 This is crazy. 14 00:00:36,248 --> 00:00:37,943 Don't you think we can work on this? 15 00:00:38,116 --> 00:00:39,174 What do you want to drink? 16 00:00:39,451 --> 00:00:40,509 Who's that? 17 00:00:42,154 --> 00:00:43,644 Nobody. 18 00:00:43,889 --> 00:00:44,913 ls that Mark? 19 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:46,283 Honey, look, he just-- 20 00:00:46,658 --> 00:00:48,057 Yeah. Got it! 21 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:52,329 Hey, come dance. What, are you married? 22 00:00:52,631 --> 00:00:54,292 Because that's okay. 23 00:01:10,649 --> 00:01:12,810 How was the big anniversary dinner? 24 00:01:13,018 --> 00:01:16,419 Well, we never actually got to dinner. 25 00:01:16,888 --> 00:01:17,980 Nice. 26 00:01:20,092 --> 00:01:21,821 No, we kind of broke up instead. 27 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,322 What? 28 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,623 My God, Monica! lt's on the ceiling! 29 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,892 That's okay. 30 00:01:30,202 --> 00:01:32,227 This is more important than fruit... 31 00:01:32,704 --> 00:01:34,137 ...on my ceiling. 32 00:01:35,741 --> 00:01:36,833 You broke up? 33 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:41,002 Yeah, but it's okay because when Ross left, Mark came over. 34 00:01:41,246 --> 00:01:43,737 -Oh, no! You and Mark? -lt's okay. Calm down. 35 00:01:44,049 --> 00:01:45,448 Mark and l talked... 36 00:01:45,717 --> 00:01:49,881 ...and l realized how much l love your stupid brother, and... 37 00:01:50,389 --> 00:01:53,586 ...yeah, we got our problems, but l really wanna make it work. 38 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,442 Morning! 39 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:19,708 The One the Morning After 40 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:12,163 Hi, it's me. I've been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. 41 00:03:12,337 --> 00:03:15,465 Please, Ross, you've gotta know there's nothing between me and Mark. 42 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:18,905 This whole breakup thing is just stupid. 43 00:03:21,179 --> 00:03:23,409 I'm just so sorry I put you through it. 44 00:03:23,582 --> 00:03:27,211 And I don't want to get back together over a machine. 45 00:03:27,819 --> 00:03:30,287 -So I love you. -l love you. 46 00:03:30,455 --> 00:03:33,856 And you know what? I'm gonna go to bed now... 47 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:38,826 ...but on my way to work tomorrow, I'm gonna stop by around 8:30. Bye. 48 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:43,398 Chloe, how's it coming? 49 00:03:43,668 --> 00:03:46,034 What kind of puppy do you think l should get? 50 00:03:46,204 --> 00:03:48,195 You know, l don't know. How about a big one? 51 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:51,064 -But my apartment's so-- -Well, then a small one. 52 00:03:51,243 --> 00:03:53,711 -Listen, we have to go. -Wait! Where's my shoes? 53 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:55,676 You sure you need shoes? 54 00:03:58,383 --> 00:03:59,782 Do l know why we're rushing? 55 00:03:59,951 --> 00:04:02,181 Yeah, you know the girlfriend l told you about? 56 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:05,446 Well, it turns out that she wants to get back together with me. 57 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:06,782 l found it! 58 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:09,017 That's so great for you guys! 59 00:04:09,194 --> 00:04:10,684 You must be so happy! 60 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:13,626 Yes, l am. One of the many things l'm feeling. 61 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:18,699 -Good luck with your girlfriend. -Oh, thank you. 62 00:04:28,013 --> 00:04:31,005 -You got my message? -You are right on time! 63 00:04:31,316 --> 00:04:33,750 So, what do you say? Can l be your girlfriend again? 64 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:35,477 Yes, you can. Very much. 65 00:04:43,962 --> 00:04:47,523 -Why are you mopping your ceiling? -There's banana on it. 66 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:52,125 l have the spirit of an old lndian woman living in mine. 67 00:04:53,405 --> 00:04:54,463 So then you know. 68 00:04:57,809 --> 00:05:00,300 The mailman was downstairs, so l brought up your mail. 69 00:05:00,478 --> 00:05:03,379 -Oh, good. Thanks. -Now, what is Fabutech? 70 00:05:03,949 --> 00:05:06,713 All right, don't judge me too much, okay? 71 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:10,321 But l saw this infomercial, and l swear to you l have never, ever... 72 00:05:10,488 --> 00:05:12,718 ...bought anything on TV before. 73 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,755 Except for this mop. 74 00:05:15,493 --> 00:05:17,893 But there was this stuff on leg-waxing. lt looked so amazing. 75 00:05:18,063 --> 00:05:19,121 Waxine! 76 00:05:19,331 --> 00:05:20,730 Yes! Have you seen it? 77 00:05:20,999 --> 00:05:23,559 lt's incredible! l so want to be a Waxine Girl! 78 00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:24,997 l know! 79 00:05:26,404 --> 00:05:29,840 Do you think it really doesn't hurt? Because how can they do that? 80 00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:33,444 Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest? 81 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:36,345 They have the best stuff in there. 82 00:05:37,716 --> 00:05:39,115 Oh, my God! 83 00:05:40,452 --> 00:05:41,885 Oh, my God! 84 00:05:42,787 --> 00:05:46,814 We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone home to make up with Rachel. 85 00:05:46,992 --> 00:05:49,222 Which is probably what you should have done, huh? 86 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,162 You think? 87 00:05:53,298 --> 00:05:56,790 God, l'm in hell. l mean, what am l gonna do? 88 00:05:56,968 --> 00:05:59,801 Rachel's all like, ''l love you,'' and ''Let's work on this'' ... 89 00:05:59,971 --> 00:06:01,438 ...and all l can think about... 90 00:06:01,606 --> 00:06:04,131 ...is what is she gonna do when l tell her what l did? 91 00:06:04,409 --> 00:06:08,106 Before we answer that, we should address the more important question: 92 00:06:08,313 --> 00:06:09,712 How dumb are you? 93 00:06:11,883 --> 00:06:15,717 What? Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? 94 00:06:15,921 --> 00:06:18,583 How am l supposed to do that without being totally honest? 95 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:22,056 Ross, look, l'm onboard about the total-honesty thing. l am. 96 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:25,957 Just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble. 97 00:06:26,331 --> 00:06:29,494 He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her. 98 00:06:29,668 --> 00:06:32,398 Yeah, and there won't be a relationship left to rebuild. 99 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:33,662 Don't you think--? 100 00:06:33,838 --> 00:06:37,535 Look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait till the timing's right. 101 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,574 And that's what deathbeds are for. 102 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:44,538 -Yeah, okay. -All right. 103 00:06:44,849 --> 00:06:49,912 Okay. Now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way. 104 00:06:51,122 --> 00:06:53,352 Did you think about the trail? 105 00:06:55,226 --> 00:06:56,284 What trail? 106 00:06:58,797 --> 00:07:00,765 The trail from the woman you did it with... 107 00:07:00,932 --> 00:07:03,958 ...to the woman you hope never finds out you did it! 108 00:07:04,669 --> 00:07:06,637 You always have to think about the trail! 109 00:07:08,473 --> 00:07:10,873 l don't think there's any trail. 110 00:07:12,744 --> 00:07:15,042 Chloe works with that guy, lsaac. 111 00:07:15,213 --> 00:07:19,411 lsaac's sister is Jasmine, and Jasmine works at the massage place with Phoebe. 112 00:07:19,617 --> 00:07:22,609 And Phoebe's friends with Rachel, and that's the trail! l did it! 113 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:28,459 ''After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one--'' 114 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,753 -Did that! -Okay. 115 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:33,397 ''Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab... 116 00:07:33,631 --> 00:07:36,566 ...and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion.'' 117 00:07:41,006 --> 00:07:42,598 Was it not ''pain-free''? 118 00:07:43,942 --> 00:07:45,739 No, it was pain-ful! 119 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:49,572 Oh, my God, they should call it ''Pain-zine, now with a little wax.'' 120 00:07:50,615 --> 00:07:53,140 The girls in the satin nighties on the commercial... 121 00:07:53,318 --> 00:07:55,047 ...don't seem to think it's that bad. 122 00:07:55,286 --> 00:07:58,414 That's because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid. 123 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:04,323 But, hey, you know, if you don't believe me, please, be my guest. 124 00:08:07,332 --> 00:08:08,526 Oh, my God! 125 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:12,161 Now aren't you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips? 126 00:08:17,942 --> 00:08:19,409 Chloe, hi. 127 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:22,238 ls this about me taking your watch? 128 00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:26,409 -You took my watch? -l'm sorry. l do that. 129 00:08:27,252 --> 00:08:30,744 You keep it. Listen, did you tell anyone about us? 130 00:08:30,989 --> 00:08:34,117 Oh, no. l feel like it really isn't anybody's business, you know? 131 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:37,453 Exactly. So you didn't mention anything to lsaac, right? 132 00:08:37,695 --> 00:08:41,426 -Oh, l tell lsaac everything. -You do? Of course you do. 133 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:46,798 Hi, lsaac. You know, we haven't actually met. 134 00:08:47,038 --> 00:08:48,630 You dog! 135 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:55,880 Yes, l suppose l am a dog. But see, l happen to have a girlfriend. 136 00:08:56,047 --> 00:08:58,379 Oh, right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place. 137 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:01,417 Yeah, that's the one. Listen, l don't want to hurt her. 138 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:04,646 Oh, hey, man, l know. lt doesn't matter how much we love them. 139 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:07,155 Monogamy is too cruel a rule. 140 00:09:09,094 --> 00:09:13,497 Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself? 141 00:09:13,665 --> 00:09:16,259 Oh, no problem, dude. We gotta look out for each other. 142 00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:18,163 We're the same, you and me. 143 00:09:21,239 --> 00:09:23,867 Actually, no, we're not. 144 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:25,441 Yeah, we are. 145 00:09:26,077 --> 00:09:27,840 No, we're not. 146 00:09:28,012 --> 00:09:29,343 Yeah, we are. 147 00:09:30,582 --> 00:09:31,708 No, we're not. 148 00:09:31,883 --> 00:09:34,215 -Okay, we're not. -Right. 149 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,885 But we are. 150 00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:41,592 Fine. l just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister. 151 00:09:42,393 --> 00:09:44,759 l can promise not to tell her again. 152 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:52,996 Jasmine? We met at Phoebe's birthday party. l'm Ross Geller. 153 00:09:53,671 --> 00:09:55,536 You did a bad thing! 154 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,342 -Yes, l did. -Very bad! 155 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:00,475 -Very bad. -Very, very bad! 156 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,741 l'm agreeing with you. 157 00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:05,507 Listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet? 158 00:10:05,683 --> 00:10:08,151 -No. -Okay, Jasmine... 159 00:10:08,319 --> 00:10:10,617 ...please. Please don't. 160 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:12,312 l love my girlfriend very much... 161 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:16,153 ...and l want more than anything to just work it out with her, okay? 162 00:10:17,428 --> 00:10:18,486 All right. 163 00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:20,621 Thank you. Thank you. 164 00:10:20,899 --> 00:10:22,992 But you should probably talk to my roommate. 165 00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:24,897 l told him, and he knows Phoebe too. 166 00:10:25,403 --> 00:10:26,597 Who's your roommate? 167 00:10:26,804 --> 00:10:27,793 Gunther! 168 00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:32,271 Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel... 169 00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:34,468 ...about me and the girl from the copy place. 170 00:10:35,079 --> 00:10:36,376 l'm sorry. 171 00:10:36,614 --> 00:10:38,411 Was l not supposed to? 172 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:55,788 Okay, l got an idea. Why don't you pull off mine, and l pull off yours? 173 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,259 Or, you pull of yours, and l will leave mine on... 174 00:10:59,437 --> 00:11:02,167 ...because l think l can make this look work. 175 00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:05,069 Come on, Phoebe. We can do this. 176 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:06,938 -All right. -All right. 177 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,237 Okay. 178 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:15,986 -What is it? -What's going on? 179 00:11:16,154 --> 00:11:19,282 -We're all right. -lt's okay. lt's okay. 180 00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:22,852 -We were just waxing our legs. -Off? 181 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,090 For your information... 182 00:11:26,264 --> 00:11:29,256 ...this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience. 183 00:11:29,434 --> 00:11:32,665 l don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked... 184 00:11:32,837 --> 00:11:35,169 ...in an area God only meant to be treated nicely. 185 00:11:36,107 --> 00:11:40,168 l think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that's all. 186 00:11:40,378 --> 00:11:43,006 l mean, come on, it's just a little wax. 187 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,877 Oh, yeah? Come here. 188 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,450 Oh, that's mature. 189 00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:52,179 Okay, fine. So now what, l just pull it off? 190 00:11:52,357 --> 00:11:53,790 That's right. 191 00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:06,164 Okay, Tin Man. 192 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,006 Rachel, come on. Talk to me. Please! 193 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,700 Talk to you? l can't even look at you right now. 194 00:12:13,878 --> 00:12:15,175 What? 195 00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:17,007 Nothing. Nothing. 196 00:12:17,749 --> 00:12:20,741 -Rachel said everything was okay. -What are they talking about? 197 00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:25,584 -Just get away from me! -l made a mistake, okay? 198 00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:29,784 A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse? 199 00:12:32,163 --> 00:12:34,256 Where did he put it? 200 00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:39,663 Ross, you had sex with another woman! 201 00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:41,897 Oh, my God! 202 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:43,768 l knew something had to be wrong... 203 00:12:43,941 --> 00:12:46,569 ...because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday. 204 00:12:48,146 --> 00:12:50,944 Yeah, well, l guess they had a fight, and he got drunk-- 205 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,976 You guys knew about this and you didn't tell us? 206 00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:56,676 He has sex and we get hit in our heads! 207 00:12:57,322 --> 00:12:59,756 Know what? l want you to leave! Just get out! Now! 208 00:12:59,924 --> 00:13:01,858 l want to stay. l want to talk about this. 209 00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:04,995 Okay. All right. How was she? 210 00:13:10,535 --> 00:13:12,127 -What? -Was she good? 211 00:13:12,303 --> 00:13:13,361 Don't answer that. 212 00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:20,166 You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. How was she? 213 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,011 -She was.... -Awful. 214 00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:26,341 -She was not good. -Horrible. Nothing compared to you. 215 00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,277 She was different. 216 00:13:32,523 --> 00:13:34,013 Good different? 217 00:13:35,493 --> 00:13:37,324 Nobody likes change. 218 00:13:38,496 --> 00:13:40,987 -Just stop! -What? Okay! Okay! Okay! 219 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,064 Should we do something? 220 00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:45,495 Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel. 221 00:13:47,705 --> 00:13:51,402 l'm sorry, okay? l'm sorry. l was disgusted with myself... 222 00:13:51,676 --> 00:13:53,166 ...and this morning l was upset... 223 00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:56,002 ...and then l got your message and l was so happy. 224 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:59,240 And all l wanted was to get her out of my apartment-- 225 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:02,419 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute. 226 00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:06,648 What time did your little friend leave? 227 00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:13,428 Oh, my God. She was there? She was still there? 228 00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:16,826 She was in there when l was in there? 229 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:24,405 Listen, the important thing is, she meant nothing to me. 230 00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:28,270 And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! 231 00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:32,075 l didn't think there was a relationship. 232 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,650 -l thought we were broken up. -We were on a break. 233 00:14:34,819 --> 00:14:38,414 That, for all l knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup. 234 00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:40,648 You gonna get out of this on a technicality? 235 00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:42,918 l'm not trying to ''get out'' of anything, okay? 236 00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:44,924 l thought our relationship was dead. 237 00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:49,088 Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake. 238 00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:53,101 You know what? l don't think we should listen to this anymore. 239 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,205 What are you doing? We can't go out there. 240 00:14:55,373 --> 00:14:57,637 Why not? l'm hungry. 241 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,735 Because they'll know we've been listening. 242 00:15:02,113 --> 00:15:04,980 God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther! 243 00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,582 Like l wanted him to tell you? 244 00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:10,050 l ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen! 245 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:13,214 Oh, that is so sweet. 246 00:15:14,926 --> 00:15:17,724 l think l'm falling in love with you all over again. 247 00:15:20,131 --> 00:15:23,567 l think we can go out. They have more important things to worry about. 248 00:15:23,768 --> 00:15:24,894 We'll be fine. 249 00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:28,561 Look, Rachel, l wanted to tell you. l thought l should. l did. 250 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,469 And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to! 251 00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:38,809 Wax the door shut. We're never leaving. 252 00:15:40,351 --> 00:15:44,185 Hi, it's Phoebe. Listen, someone has to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak... 253 00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:47,414 ...because it's 9:1 5 now, and l'm not there. 254 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:53,388 No, l'm in the middle of a huge relationship fight, so.... 255 00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:55,725 Oh, that's all right. lt's not mine. 256 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,892 Don't you realize none of this would ever have happened if l didn't think... 257 00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:02,471 ...at that same moment you were having sex with Mark? 258 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,766 All right. 259 00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:09,003 Let's say l had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me? 260 00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:13,246 Yes, l would. 261 00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,018 You'd be okay if you knew... 262 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:19,986 ...that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me... 263 00:16:20,191 --> 00:16:21,749 ...and made love to me? 264 00:16:23,227 --> 00:16:24,387 Yes. 265 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:29,331 lf you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were-- 266 00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:37,532 Okay, okay. Yeah, l would have been devastated... 267 00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:40,407 ...but l would still want to be with you. 268 00:16:40,978 --> 00:16:43,469 Because, l mean, it's you. 269 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,186 What? 270 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:57,854 Come on, Rachel, tell me what you're thinking. 271 00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:02,327 l'm thinking... 272 00:17:05,102 --> 00:17:07,002 ...l'm gonna order a pizza. 273 00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:11,866 Order a pizza, like... 274 00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:14,706 ...''l forgive you''? 275 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:20,975 Oh, man! 276 00:17:21,552 --> 00:17:22,610 Pizza? 277 00:17:23,854 --> 00:17:25,378 l like pizza. 278 00:17:27,058 --> 00:17:29,288 Put olives on the pizza. 279 00:17:34,298 --> 00:17:36,664 We could eat the wax! lt's organic! 280 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:40,029 Oh, great. Food with hair on it. 281 00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:43,567 No, not the used wax. 282 00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:46,139 Because that would be crazy? 283 00:17:49,113 --> 00:17:52,947 Could l get in on that? Because l'm kind of hungry myself. 284 00:17:53,184 --> 00:17:54,446 Fine. 285 00:17:54,619 --> 00:17:57,213 Hi, yes, l'd like to order a large pizza. 286 00:17:57,588 --> 00:18:00,785 -No anchovies. -With extra anchovies. 287 00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,149 That's okay. l'll pick them off. 288 00:18:03,327 --> 00:18:06,660 And could you please chop some up and just put it right in the sauce? 289 00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:15,496 You can have the last piece if you want. 290 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,573 Well, l should think so. You slept with someone. 291 00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,716 They're gonna get through this, aren't they? 292 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,889 Yeah. Come on, it's Ross and Rachel. 293 00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:38,153 They've got to. 294 00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:41,497 What if they don't? 295 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:48,134 You think l need a new walk? 296 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:52,467 What? 297 00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:56,443 Well, you know, l've been walking the same way since high school. 298 00:18:56,814 --> 00:19:00,614 You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? 299 00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:02,944 l think l need a take-notice walk. 300 00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:05,914 Are you actually saying these words? 301 00:19:10,928 --> 00:19:13,328 What, now you're not even talking to me? 302 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:20,601 Look, Rachel, l'm sorry. l'm sorry. l was out of my mind. 303 00:19:20,838 --> 00:19:22,305 l thought l'd lost you. 304 00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:25,465 How insane must l have been to do something like this? 305 00:19:25,743 --> 00:19:29,770 l don't cheat, right? That's not me. l'm not Joey! 306 00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:35,947 Yeah, okay. 307 00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:40,020 Hey! 308 00:19:40,191 --> 00:19:43,820 lt's 3 in the morning. They don't know that l've come home yet. 309 00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:47,623 You notice how neither one of them are wondering where l am? 310 00:19:47,798 --> 00:19:51,131 Yeah, you know, people can be so self-involved. 311 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:56,463 You know what? l'm not the one that wanted that break, okay? 312 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:59,369 You're the one that bailed on us. You're the one... 313 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,773 ...that ran the moment things got a little rough. 314 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:03,140 -That's-- -That's what? 315 00:20:03,314 --> 00:20:05,908 -That is neither here nor there. -Here we are... 316 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,345 ...in a tough spot again. What do you want? 317 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:12,216 How do you want to handle it? You want to fight for us or bail? 318 00:20:18,162 --> 00:20:22,155 Look, l did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing, okay? 319 00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:26,193 And l'm sorry. l wish l could take it back, but l can't. 320 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:30,665 l just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. 321 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:33,802 Rachel, l love you so much. 322 00:20:44,188 --> 00:20:46,315 No, Ross! Don't! 323 00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:49,891 You can't just kiss me and think you're gonna make it all go away. 324 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,994 lt doesn't work that way. lt doesn't just make it better. 325 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,495 Okay. Okay. 326 00:20:59,036 --> 00:21:01,004 l think you should go. 327 00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:03,497 What? 328 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,735 l really think you need to go now. 329 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,408 Okay. Okay. 330 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:15,352 This morning you said there was nothing so big we couldn't work past it. 331 00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:17,077 What the hell did l know? 332 00:21:17,354 --> 00:21:20,346 There's got to be a way we can work past this. 333 00:21:20,591 --> 00:21:25,221 l can't imagine my life without you. You know? Without.... 334 00:21:27,765 --> 00:21:29,027 Without these arms... 335 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,762 ...and your face and heart... 336 00:21:32,937 --> 00:21:34,928 ...your good heart, Rach, and.... 337 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:40,905 No. 338 00:21:41,712 --> 00:21:44,909 l can't. You're a totally different person to me now. 339 00:21:45,516 --> 00:21:50,579 l used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. 340 00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:51,947 Ever. 341 00:21:53,624 --> 00:21:55,990 God, and now l can't stop picturing you with her. 342 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,755 l can't. lt doesn't matter what you say or what you do. 343 00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:02,726 lt's just changed everything. 344 00:22:05,102 --> 00:22:06,831 Forever. 345 00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:19,205 This can't be it. 346 00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:26,715 Then how come it is? 347 00:22:37,968 --> 00:22:40,528 They've been quiet for a long time. 348 00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:42,564 Maybe she killed him. 349 00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:48,106 Let's go. 350 00:23:16,006 --> 00:23:17,735 ls that your new walk? 351 00:23:22,379 --> 00:23:24,506 No. l really have to pee. 352 00:23:31,388 --> 00:23:32,377 [ENGLlSH]