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Hi.

2
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Six dollars, please.

3
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Six? l just had it for one night.
lt's three.

4
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Eight o'clock's the cutoff,
and it's 8:02.

5
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You know, in a weird way,
you have too much power.

6
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You have to help me out here
because l only have three.

7
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l can help with that.

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Oh, my God. Richard?

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-Hi.
-Hi.

10
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Your lip went bald.

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Thanks.

12
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You look great!

13
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Right.

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No, you do. You just....

15
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What?

16
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You got panties stuck to your leg.

17
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That's because l was just grabbing some
things out of the dryer, and static cling.

18
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Or maybe it's because God knew l'd be
running into you and saw an opportunity.

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lt's good to see you.

20
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lt's good to see you too.

21
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The One Where Monica and Richard
are Just Friends

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See that guy?
He's in classics now...

23
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...but as soon as we leave,
he's going straight to the porn.

24
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He'll go up to the counter with Citizen
Kane, Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.

25
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This is nice. l miss this.

26
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-Yeah.
-Excuse me.

27
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We're gonna be here for a while,
so just go back there.

28
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Yeah, we're not judging.

29
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So you want to get
a hamburger or something?

30
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l don't know if that's a good idea.

31
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Look, just friends.
l won't grope you. l promise.

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l think it's too soon.

33
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No, it's not too soon.
l had lunch at 1 1 :00.

34
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Yeah, baby!

35
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-What are you doing?
-Making chocolate milk. You want some?

36
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No, thanks. l'm 29.

37
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Oh, my God! l gotta go to work!

38
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What time do you think
you're gonna get off tonight?

39
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-l don't know. lt could be really late.
-Come on. Not again!

40
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l know. l'm sorry.
l'll make a deal with you, okay?

41
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For every night that you're asleep
before l get home from work...

42
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...l will wake you up in a way
that has proved very popular in the past.

43
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Well, now if you need to stay late,
l want to be supportive of that.

44
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-Hi.
-Hey.

45
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Look at you.
Since when do you rollerblade?

46
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Since tomorrow.

47
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l met this really cute guy in the park.

48
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And he, like, jogs and blades
and swims, and so we made a deal.

49
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He's gonna teach me how
to do all sorts of jock stuff.

50
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And what are you gonna do for him?

51
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-l'm gonna let him.
-Okay.

52
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Cool.

53
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-Good morning.
-Hey.

54
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Somebody got in late last night.

55
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Yeah, well, l ran into Richard.

56
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When did this happen?

57
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Around 8:02.

58
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We talked for a little while, and then
we went out for an innocent burger.

59
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There's no such thing as
an innocent burger.

60
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-Are you gonna see him again?
-Tomorrow night.

61
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Monica, what are you doing?

62
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She spent the last six months
getting over him...

63
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...and now she's celebrating that
by going on a date with him.

64
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lt's not a date, okay?

65
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l'm just gonna teach him how to make a
lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.

66
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You might wanna make extra, because
you'll probably be hungry after the sex.

67
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We're not gonna have sex.

68
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Okay, nothing's changed here. He still
doesn't want children, and l still do.

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So that's why we're gonna
just be friends.

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Naked friends.

71
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-Hey.
-Hey.

72
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-Do you have any ice?
-Check the freezer.

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lf there's none in there,
we're probably out.

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Are you just getting home
from work? lt's late.

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Yeah, l know.
l had the greatest day, though.

76
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l got to sit in on a meeting
with reps from Calvin Klein.

77
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l told my boss l liked this line of lingerie.
She ordered a ton. How was your day?

78
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l discovered l'm able to count all my
teeth using just my tongue.

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Why do you have a copy of
The Shining in your freezer?

80
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l was reading it last night,
and l got scared, so....

81
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But you're safe from it
if it's in the freezer?

82
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Well, safer.

83
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l never start reading The Shining without
making sure we got room in the freezer.

84
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How often do you read it?

85
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Haven't you ever read the same book
over and over again?

86
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l read Little Women more than once.

87
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That's a classic. What's so great
about The Shining?

88
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The question should be, Rach, what is
not so great about The Shining?

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And the answer would be,
nothing. All right?

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This is the scariest book ever. l bet it's
way better than that classic of yours.

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We'll just see about that, okay?

92
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l will read The Shining,
and you will read Little Women.

93
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-All right, you got it.
-All right.

94
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Now, Rach, these little women.

95
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How little are they?

96
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l mean, are they, like, scary little?

97
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You know, l love this fabric.

98
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l think l'm gonna have a suit
made out of this.

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Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.

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-Hey.
-Hi.

101
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You have lipstick right here.

102
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That's okay. lt's mine.
We just kissed.

103
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So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts?

104
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Well, l'm from California.

105
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Right, right. Sometimes you guys
just burst into flame.

106
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l'm up. l'm up. l've gotten up now.

107
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Anybody want anything?

108
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-l'll have coffee.
-Me too.

109
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Make that three.

110
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Okay, Ross, why don't you come
with me?

111
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What is the matter with you?
What's going on?

112
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Robert's coming out.

113
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What do you mean?
What? ls he gay?

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He's coming out of his shorts.

115
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What?

116
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The man is showing brain.

117
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Are you sure? Hold on.

118
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l'm sorry, you guys.
That was a coffee and a....

119
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Coffee. We could write it down.

120
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No, no, that won't be necessary.

121
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-Well?
-Yeah.

122
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-What do we do? What do we do?
-Well, l suppose we just...

123
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...try to not look directly at it.

124
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Like an eclipse.

125
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When people compliment me on my
cooking tonight, what do l say?

126
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You say, ''Thank you very much.''
And then you buy me something pretty.

127
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Come on, we're gonna
put our hands in this bowl...

128
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...and we're gonna start
squishing the tomatoes.

129
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This feels very weird.

130
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You touch people's eyeballs,
and this feels weird?

131
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Sure, l touch them, but l spent years
learning not to squish them.

132
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That's my hand.

133
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-Gotta keep squishing.
-The tomatoes are squishing.

134
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You got some on your shirt.

135
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Hold on one second.

136
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Just put a little club soda on it.
Get to it right away.

137
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lt should do...

138
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...the trick.

139
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What?

140
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You've got some on your pants.

141
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l'll just throw them out.

142
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These little women!

143
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You're liking it?

144
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Oh, yeah.
Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.

145
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l don't see how he could forgive her.

146
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Jo's a girl.
lt's short for Josephine.

147
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But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.

148
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You mean it's like a girl-girl thing?

149
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Because that is the one thing missing
from The Shining.

150
00:10:17,295 --> 00:10:19,388
No, actually, Laurie's a boy.

151
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No wonder Rachel had to read this
so many times.

152
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-Hey.
-Hey.

153
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How'd the basketball go?

154
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l learned how to shoot a lay-up,
a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.

155
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You mean a 3-pointer?

156
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l get more because l'm dainty.

157
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So is there a phone here
l check my messages?

158
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Yeah, in the back.
Do you want a quarter?

159
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No, thanks. l always carry one
in my sock.

160
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What are you doing?
Get back over on your side of the--

161
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Hello!

162
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Hi, l'm Joey. We haven't met.

163
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Good to meet you. Robert.

164
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What?

165
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:22,287
What? You guys, what is going on?

166
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Do you not like Robert?

167
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Why are you laughing?

168
00:11:26,898 --> 00:11:28,923
Calm down.
There's no reason to get testy.

169
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-You guys! Come on!
-We're sorry.

170
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We're sorry. lt just seems that Robert
isn't as concealed in the shorts area...

171
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...as one may have hoped.

172
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What do you mean?

173
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-Hey.
-Hey.

174
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Robert, could you pass me
those cookies?

175
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Sure.

176
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-Ball?
-Yeah.

177
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So how'd the lasagna go over?

178
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Really? Good. So you owe me
three pretty things.

179
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Yeah, l've been thinking a lot
about you too.

180
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Well, no. lt's hard, this platonomy thing.

181
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lt's a word.

182
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Yeah, l do think it's better this way.

183
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Yeah, we're being smart.

184
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Yes, l'm sure.

185
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You really sure?

186
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l'll call you back.

187
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So we can be friends
who sleep together.

188
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Absolutely. This'll just be
something we do.

189
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Like racquetball.

190
00:13:05,963 --> 00:13:08,193
Sounds smart and healthy to me.

191
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:13,628
So just out of curiosity...

192
00:13:13,905 --> 00:13:17,397
...do you currently have
any other racquetball buddies?

193
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Just your dad.

194
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Although that's actually racquetball.

195
00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:28,610
You know, l do have a blind date...

196
00:13:28,786 --> 00:13:31,949
...with my sister's neighbor
next Tuesday.

197
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,726
Do you want me to cancel it?

198
00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:38,719
No!

199
00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:45,629
No, because if you did,
that means you'd be canceling for me.

200
00:13:46,537 --> 00:13:49,995
-And we're just friends.
-Exactly.

201
00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,043
And besides, it wouldn't be
fair anyway...

202
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:56,578
...because my mother's trying to
set me up with some lawyer.

203
00:13:57,115 --> 00:13:58,207
So who's this lawyer?

204
00:13:58,383 --> 00:14:01,910
No, she doesn't actually have one,
but she's looking.

205
00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:05,878
Hey.

206
00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:07,854
Hey. Don't sit down!

207
00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:12,394
-Ready to go to the batting cage?
-Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift.

208
00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:18,895
Stretchy pants?

209
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,038
Those are the greatest things
in the world!

210
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:23,799
lf l were you, l'd wear them
every day, every day!

211
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,076
Jeez, thank you.
Really, that's so nice.

212
00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:32,649
But, to be honest,
l don't think l can wear these.

213
00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:36,082
They're so tight.
l'd feel like l'm on display.

214
00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:39,316
l'm sorry.

215
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,220
That's all right. l'll figure....

216
00:14:44,429 --> 00:14:46,761
Hey.

217
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,865
-How's it going?
-Good.

218
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,194
Hey, Rach, how you doing
with The Shining?

219
00:14:51,502 --> 00:14:53,936
Danny just went into room 21 7.

220
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:57,801
The next part's the best!
When that dead lady in the bathtub--

221
00:14:57,975 --> 00:15:00,409
No! Come on, you're gonna ruin it!

222
00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:02,838
All right, l'll talk in code.

223
00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:06,472
Remember when the kid sees
those two blanks in the hallway?

224
00:15:07,452 --> 00:15:09,079
Yeah, that's very cool.

225
00:15:09,787 --> 00:15:13,780
All blank and no blank makes
blank a blank-blank.

226
00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:19,522
No, the end! When Jack almost kills
them all with that blank...

227
00:15:19,697 --> 00:15:21,597
...but in the last second they get away.

228
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:25,860
Joey, l can't believe you just did that.

229
00:15:26,037 --> 00:15:28,904
l can't believe she cracked your code.

230
00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:37,271
All right. Okay. Laurie proposes
to Jo, and she says no...

231
00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:42,144
...even though she's still in love with
him. And then he ends up marrying Amy.

232
00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:47,322
Hey, mine was by accident!

233
00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:52,394
All right. The boiler explodes and
destroys the hotel and kills the dad.

234
00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:57,027
Beth dies.

235
00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:07,066
Beth-- Beth dies?

236
00:16:08,479 --> 00:16:12,313
ls that true?
lf l keep reading, is Beth gonna die?

237
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:15,914
No, Beth doesn't die.
She doesn't die. Does she, Rachel?

238
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,315
-What?
-Joey's asking if you've ruined...

239
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:21,959
...the first book he's ever loved
that didn't star Jack Nicholson.

240
00:16:25,763 --> 00:16:28,755
No. She doesn't die.

241
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,831
Then why would you say that?

242
00:16:34,872 --> 00:16:38,865
Because l wanted to hurt you.

243
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:43,140
There they are.
l dropped my keys.

244
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:47,315
Got them.

245
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:53,582
Hi.

246
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,555
Sorry. l'm sorry.

247
00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,886
You would not believe my day.

248
00:16:59,297 --> 00:17:02,858
l had to work two shifts.
And then to top it off...

249
00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:07,298
...l lost one of my fake boobs
in a grill fire.

250
00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:12,165
What are you smiling at?

251
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:14,641
l was just thinking your day
could still pick up.

252
00:17:20,818 --> 00:17:22,342
Hello.

253
00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:24,988
l love this friend thing!

254
00:17:31,996 --> 00:17:36,194
Robert's gonna be here any second,
so could one of you just tell him?

255
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:37,893
Please, right now.

256
00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:42,062
Every time l see him, it's like,
''ls it on the loose? ls it watching me?''

257
00:17:43,841 --> 00:17:44,830
We can't tell him.

258
00:17:45,009 --> 00:17:50,572
You can't go up to a guy you barely
know and talk about his stuff.

259
00:17:50,748 --> 00:17:55,014
He's right. Even if it's
to say something complimentary.

260
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,924
Why don't you just tell him?
You're going out with him.

261
00:18:01,092 --> 00:18:06,029
Way too awkward. No. l haven't
even seen it with permission yet.

262
00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:09,532
So, what do l do?
Just break up with him?

263
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:13,158
l don't know. l think this is
an unsolvable problem.

264
00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:15,463
lt's a curiette mariah.

265
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,109
Captain Kirk's unsolvable problem...

266
00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:22,211
...as part of his training to be
a Star Fleet commander.

267
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:24,103
Kobayashi Maru.

268
00:18:24,915 --> 00:18:26,075
What's a curiette mariah?

269
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,686
lt's the place with the cheap rooms
where we stayed in lsrael.

270
00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:32,146
-Hey.
-Hey.

271
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:33,483
So you ready for the gym?

272
00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:37,791
They got this new rock-climbing wall.
We can spot each other.

273
00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:41,164
Yeah, l can spot you from here.

274
00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:45,290
What?

275
00:18:46,737 --> 00:18:49,171
Okay, listen, Robert--

276
00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:52,872
-Hey, don't we have to--?
-Yeah, we got....

277
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:05,114
-l think you're really, really great.
-Oh, God. Here we go again.

278
00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:09,826
Why does this keep happening to me?
ls it something l'm putting out there?

279
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:15,692
ls this my fault? Or am l just nuts?

280
00:19:18,869 --> 00:19:21,337
l don't know what to say.

281
00:19:22,406 --> 00:19:27,366
Hey, buddy? This is a family place.
Put the mouse back in the house.

282
00:19:50,668 --> 00:19:55,002
Really? lt's just like
everyone else's apartment.

283
00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,037
lt's got rooms and walls
and ceilings.

284
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,676
l just wanted to see where you live.
Give me the tour.

285
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:02,244
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

286
00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,946
-This is the living room.
-That's nice.

287
00:20:06,183 --> 00:20:07,275
And this is the kitchen.

288
00:20:07,451 --> 00:20:10,750
That's real pretty. Wait a minute.
Don't l get to see the bedroom?

289
00:20:10,921 --> 00:20:15,017
The bedroom. Well, it's pretty much
your typical...

290
00:20:16,227 --> 00:20:18,354
...bedroom.

291
00:20:18,729 --> 00:20:22,529
We're still on this side of the door.
But l didn't get to see it.

292
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:25,531
Oh, shoot. Maybe next time.

293
00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:27,432
Thanks for a lovely evening.

294
00:20:45,322 --> 00:20:47,119
So who is she?

295
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,859
That was the blind date
that l told you about.

296
00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:54,225
She called and switched it
from Tuesday.

297
00:20:55,566 --> 00:20:57,431
Did you like her?

298
00:20:57,635 --> 00:21:02,902
l'm just asking as a friend
because l am totally fine with this.

299
00:21:04,942 --> 00:21:06,739
Well, you seem fine.

300
00:21:07,478 --> 00:21:10,572
Okay, you know what?
l'm not fine. l'm not.

301
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:14,546
l mean, how could l be fine?
Hearing you come in with her.

302
00:21:14,785 --> 00:21:17,777
She wants to see your bedroom.

303
00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:26,687
You know what?

304
00:21:28,465 --> 00:21:30,592
What if we're friends...

305
00:21:31,435 --> 00:21:33,369
...who don't see other people?

306
00:21:36,006 --> 00:21:37,974
You mean like exclusive friends?

307
00:21:38,142 --> 00:21:39,473
Why not?

308
00:21:40,377 --> 00:21:43,869
l mean, this has been
the most amazing week.

309
00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:47,079
Would it be so terrible?

310
00:21:47,985 --> 00:21:52,046
Even if we were friends
who lived together?

311
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:58,887
Or maybe someday, friends who stood
up in front of their other friends...

312
00:21:59,129 --> 00:22:02,690
...and vowed to be friends forever.

313
00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:10,936
You know, we're back where we were.

314
00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:17,807
Honey, l would love to do all that,
but nothing's changed.

315
00:22:18,148 --> 00:22:21,845
That's not true.
You don't have a mustache.

316
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:26,480
Okay, one thing's changed.

317
00:22:26,924 --> 00:22:30,485
But we still want different things,
and we know how this is gonna end.

318
00:22:31,629 --> 00:22:33,096
You know what?

319
00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:36,430
l gotta walk out of here right now...

320
00:22:37,768 --> 00:22:41,636
...because getting over you is the
hardest thing l have ever had to do.

321
00:22:43,607 --> 00:22:45,666
l don't think l could do it again.

322
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:49,135
l know l couldn't.

323
00:22:50,314 --> 00:22:52,248
Yeah.

324
00:22:54,351 --> 00:22:56,285
So....

325
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,997
How about one last
game of racquetball?

326
00:23:12,503 --> 00:23:14,562
Watch the thorns!

327
00:23:21,445 --> 00:23:23,140
What?

328
00:23:24,548 --> 00:23:26,072
Beth is really, really sick.

329
00:23:31,588 --> 00:23:35,718
Jo's there, but l don't think
there's anything she can do.

330
00:23:39,129 --> 00:23:40,528
-Joey?
-Yeah.

331
00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:43,258
You wanna put the book
in the freezer?

332
00:23:47,104 --> 00:23:48,093
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