1 00:00:02,114 --> 00:00:04,810 Okay, pick a card. Any card. 2 00:00:04,983 --> 00:00:07,451 All right, now memorize it. 3 00:00:07,619 --> 00:00:09,917 Show it to everybody. 4 00:00:10,088 --> 00:00:11,077 Got it? 5 00:00:11,256 --> 00:00:13,656 All right. Give it back to me. 6 00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:19,963 Five of hearts. 7 00:00:20,966 --> 00:00:23,491 Real magic does exist. 8 00:00:23,669 --> 00:00:26,900 -Joey, how do you do it? -l can't tell you that. 9 00:00:30,609 --> 00:00:33,601 Somebody's at the door on the ceiling. 10 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:36,608 That's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor. 11 00:00:36,782 --> 00:00:39,444 He took up the carpets, and now you can hear everything. 12 00:00:39,618 --> 00:00:43,179 Why don't you go ask him to just, ''Step lightly, please?'' 13 00:00:44,056 --> 00:00:47,219 l have, like, five times. But the guy is so charming... 14 00:00:47,392 --> 00:00:50,884 ...l go up there to yell, then l end up apologizing to him. 15 00:00:51,063 --> 00:00:53,293 That is silly! 16 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,763 l'll go up there. l'll tell him to keep it down. 17 00:00:55,934 --> 00:00:57,834 -All right, be my guest. -Good luck. 18 00:00:58,003 --> 00:00:59,163 All right, all right... 19 00:00:59,338 --> 00:01:02,364 ...if you wanna know how l did it, l'll show you. 20 00:01:02,608 --> 00:01:05,668 When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was... 21 00:01:05,844 --> 00:01:10,178 ...l looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye. 22 00:01:11,316 --> 00:01:13,284 l just did it. 23 00:01:13,852 --> 00:01:15,979 Just did it again. 24 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:19,986 Here, l'll slow it down so you guys can see it. Ready? 25 00:01:21,526 --> 00:01:23,960 -l got it now! -Okay. 26 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,973 Thank you. 27 00:01:47,719 --> 00:01:50,085 The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 28 00:02:32,664 --> 00:02:36,828 Hi. Anybody got a length of rope about six feet long... 29 00:02:37,002 --> 00:02:38,936 ...little noose at the end? 30 00:02:39,104 --> 00:02:42,267 -Honey, what's the matter? -l just saw Janice. 31 00:02:42,441 --> 00:02:47,777 She was at Rockefeller Center, skating with her husband. She looked so happy. 32 00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:51,712 l almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them. 33 00:02:52,684 --> 00:02:55,847 l remember the first time l saw Katherine after we broke up. 34 00:02:56,021 --> 00:02:59,252 She was with her friend Donna. Just laughing and talking. 35 00:02:59,424 --> 00:03:01,324 God, it killed me! 36 00:03:01,493 --> 00:03:05,691 Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon. 37 00:03:06,598 --> 00:03:11,001 Sorry, l just-- Any excuse to tell that story, you know? 38 00:03:11,503 --> 00:03:14,802 Chandler, there's a party tomorrow. You'll feel better then. 39 00:03:14,973 --> 00:03:18,568 l'm gonna be okay. You don't have to throw a party for me. 40 00:03:18,744 --> 00:03:21,212 lt's Joey's birthday. 41 00:03:21,513 --> 00:03:25,040 Then if anybody should have a party, it should be him. 42 00:03:27,853 --> 00:03:31,220 l cannot believe she's still up there. 43 00:03:39,631 --> 00:03:42,464 Well, he totally screwed up the punch line. 44 00:03:42,634 --> 00:03:44,932 You know, it's supposed to be-- 45 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:55,744 -How's that coffee coming, dear? -Right away, Mr. Kaplan. 46 00:03:55,914 --> 00:03:59,748 l'm not suppose to drink coffee. lt makes me gassy. 47 00:04:00,118 --> 00:04:02,143 l know. 48 00:04:02,888 --> 00:04:05,857 l'll bet you're thinking, ''What's an intelligent girl... 49 00:04:06,024 --> 00:04:10,017 ...who wants to be in fashion doing making coffee?'' 50 00:04:10,195 --> 00:04:12,060 You got me. 51 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:14,698 Don't think l haven't noticed your potential. 52 00:04:14,866 --> 00:04:19,030 l've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion. 53 00:04:19,204 --> 00:04:21,570 -How does that sound? -That sounds great! 54 00:04:21,807 --> 00:04:25,140 -Come on over here, sweetheart. -Thank you so much. 55 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:29,508 l need these hangers separated ASAP. 56 00:04:31,316 --> 00:04:33,181 You're welcome. 57 00:04:36,988 --> 00:04:41,186 -Oh, God, l hate my job! l hate it. -l know, honey. l'm sorry. 58 00:04:41,359 --> 00:04:44,851 l wanna quit, but then l think l should stick it out. 59 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:46,156 Then l think: 60 00:04:46,331 --> 00:04:49,596 ''Why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job... 61 00:04:49,768 --> 00:04:54,796 ...just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in?'' 62 00:04:55,874 --> 00:04:57,603 Gee, l don't know, Rach. 63 00:04:57,776 --> 00:05:02,270 Order up! Yentl soup, James Beans and a Howdy, hold the Doody. 64 00:05:02,447 --> 00:05:06,349 Come on, l'm sorry. l didn't-- l don't mind paying my dues, you know? 65 00:05:06,518 --> 00:05:08,782 But how much will l learn about fashion... 66 00:05:08,954 --> 00:05:13,914 ...by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom? 67 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,386 Hi. ls my misery amusing to you? 68 00:05:18,763 --> 00:05:21,391 l'm sorry, l was just.... 69 00:05:21,566 --> 00:05:23,693 lt's not funny. This is actually my job. 70 00:05:23,869 --> 00:05:25,564 No, believe me, l've been there. 71 00:05:25,737 --> 00:05:29,730 l had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus. 72 00:05:29,908 --> 00:05:33,469 Well, then. l'm just gonna go back to talking to my friend here. 73 00:05:33,645 --> 00:05:36,170 You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger. 74 00:05:36,348 --> 00:05:39,545 Actually, that's a Barbra Streisand-wich. 75 00:05:40,518 --> 00:05:43,146 What? l named that one. 76 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:47,055 -Just one other thing. -Yes? 77 00:05:47,225 --> 00:05:48,988 l work at Bloomingdale's. 78 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,290 l might know of a job possibility, if you're interested. 79 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:57,463 Do you want my pickle? 80 00:06:03,675 --> 00:06:06,041 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Gunther. 81 00:06:06,211 --> 00:06:08,839 You're going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? 82 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:12,643 -Well, he's very charming. -l know. He's too charming! 83 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:16,150 But if you go out, it'll be harder for me to hate him. 84 00:06:16,321 --> 00:06:19,381 Well, you're just going to have to try. 85 00:06:20,325 --> 00:06:22,350 Joey? Where are the Jell-O shots? 86 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:24,825 l don't know. Chandler's passing them-- 87 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:27,728 Chandler! 88 00:06:27,899 --> 00:06:29,867 Hello-dee-lo! 89 00:06:30,402 --> 00:06:33,064 Well, somebody's feeling better. 90 00:06:33,672 --> 00:06:37,199 -Stick out your tongue! -Take off your shirt! 91 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:41,644 -Oh, my--! -Oh, my God! 92 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:44,441 How many did you have? These are pure vodka. 93 00:06:44,616 --> 00:06:47,517 Yeah, Jell-O. Just like Mom used to make. 94 00:06:49,354 --> 00:06:52,323 The most unbelievable thing happened today. 95 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:56,017 l'm having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me. 96 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,525 He works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's. 97 00:06:58,697 --> 00:07:02,258 There's an opening there! So l gave him my phone number. 98 00:07:02,534 --> 00:07:05,731 He's gonna call me this weekend to get me an interview! 99 00:07:05,904 --> 00:07:07,599 l know! 100 00:07:07,772 --> 00:07:11,640 What, so this guy's helping you for no apparent reason? 101 00:07:12,811 --> 00:07:18,545 -And he's a total stranger? -Yeah. His name is Mark something. 102 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:22,719 Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex! 103 00:07:23,421 --> 00:07:25,116 What? 104 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:29,954 l'm just saying. Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason? 105 00:07:30,128 --> 00:07:31,254 To be nice. 106 00:07:31,429 --> 00:07:35,456 Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? 107 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:38,101 -No, only for sex. -Thank you. 108 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:43,299 So did you tell Mark Something about me? 109 00:07:44,142 --> 00:07:45,131 l didn't have to. 110 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:50,304 l was wearing my ''l Heart Ross'' sandwich board and ringing my bell. 111 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:54,942 Joey! Happy birthday! 112 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,985 How many of that girl are you seeing? 113 00:08:04,229 --> 00:08:07,494 How hammered are you? These are Joey's sisters. 114 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:09,656 Hi, Joey's sisters! 115 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:12,428 What are we drinking over here? 116 00:08:12,771 --> 00:08:15,797 Well, l have a vodka and cranberry juice. 117 00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:17,066 No kidding? 118 00:08:17,242 --> 00:08:22,202 That's the same drink l made myself right after l shot my husband. 119 00:08:24,282 --> 00:08:26,773 Okay, l don't know how to talk to you. 120 00:08:28,486 --> 00:08:29,851 What you doing? 121 00:08:30,455 --> 00:08:34,391 l'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer. 122 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,584 No, it's a good thing. 123 00:08:36,761 --> 00:08:40,219 Why must we dial so speedily, anyway? Why rush through life? 124 00:08:40,398 --> 00:08:42,593 Why can't we savor the precious moments? 125 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:45,736 Those are some huge breasts you have! 126 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:49,069 -Hi. -Hi. 127 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:53,404 So l heard about this Mark guy that Rachel met today. 128 00:08:53,578 --> 00:08:56,172 -lsn't it great? -Oh, yeah! 129 00:08:56,347 --> 00:08:59,646 So yeah, pretty good-- He sounds like a nice, good guy. 130 00:08:59,818 --> 00:09:02,719 Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy! 131 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:05,788 l mean, when he left, l actually used the phrase: 132 00:09:05,957 --> 00:09:07,891 ''Hummina, hummina, hummina.'' 133 00:09:09,894 --> 00:09:11,919 That's excellent. 134 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,801 So he's ''just a nice guy.'' 135 00:09:18,236 --> 00:09:22,229 Do you really think this Mark doesn't want anything for helping you? 136 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:25,535 Well, l assume l'll have to take showers with him. 137 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:28,406 But, you know, that's true of any job. 138 00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:33,678 How you feeling? 139 00:09:33,852 --> 00:09:38,482 Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because l drank it. 140 00:09:40,258 --> 00:09:44,024 Where'd you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents. 141 00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:48,522 l ended up in the storage room, and not alone. 142 00:09:51,035 --> 00:09:53,833 No ''woo-hooing.'' No ''woo-hooing.'' 143 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:57,066 Why, what happened? 144 00:09:59,043 --> 00:10:01,944 l fooled around with Joey's sister. 145 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:05,816 -That's not the worst part. -What is the worst part? 146 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:08,043 l can't remember which sister. 147 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,016 You see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice. 148 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:13,817 This is men! 149 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,657 Are you insane? 150 00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:19,661 Joey will kill you. He'll actually kill you dead. 151 00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:22,698 You don't think l thought of that? 152 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:26,166 -How can you not know which one? -That's unbelievable. 153 00:10:26,337 --> 00:10:27,998 -Was it Gina? -Which one's Gina? 154 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:30,403 The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings. 155 00:10:30,642 --> 00:10:32,337 No, that's not Gina. That's Dina. 156 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:35,809 You see? You can't tell which is which either! 157 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,518 We didn't fool around with any of them. 158 00:10:43,821 --> 00:10:47,018 lt's gotta be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. 159 00:10:47,192 --> 00:10:50,286 l definitely stuck my tongue down her throat! 160 00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:52,696 That was me. 161 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,530 When l drink, sometimes l get overly friendly and l'm sorry. 162 00:10:59,704 --> 00:11:01,103 -That's okay. -That's all right. 163 00:11:01,272 --> 00:11:03,001 That's okay. 164 00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:08,738 Can l talk to you for a second? 165 00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:12,376 Hey, Joey! 166 00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:15,585 Come on. 167 00:11:16,254 --> 00:11:18,188 Why can't we talk in here... 168 00:11:18,356 --> 00:11:20,290 ...with witnesses? 169 00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,789 l just got off the phone with my sister. 170 00:11:22,961 --> 00:11:24,588 -Which one? -Mary Angela. 171 00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:26,252 -Mary Angela. -Yeah. 172 00:11:26,664 --> 00:11:28,655 Now which one is she again? 173 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,927 Why don't you ask Chandler? He fooled around with her. 174 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:35,197 She told me you said you could really fall for her. 175 00:11:35,373 --> 00:11:40,106 ls that true, or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister? 176 00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:44,543 lt's gotta be the first one. 177 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:46,612 Really? 178 00:11:46,784 --> 00:11:48,945 That's great! 179 00:11:49,387 --> 00:11:52,686 You and my sister, sitting in a tree! 180 00:11:53,658 --> 00:11:55,819 Yep, l'm in a tree. 181 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,291 Did he call? Did Mark call? 182 00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:04,228 No, honey, l'm sorry. But the weekend's not over yet. 183 00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:09,238 Oh, my God! ls that Phoebe? 184 00:12:09,407 --> 00:12:11,637 Guess they're back from their date. 185 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:15,710 Music! 186 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,905 Very nice! 187 00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:27,017 Oh, my God! 188 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:34,395 -So how are you? -l am good. l finished my book. 189 00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:36,760 -What's it about? -l don't remember. 190 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:39,767 -Do you wanna take a walk? -Yeah, l do. 191 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,235 ''Dear Mary Angela: 192 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:46,036 Hi, how's it going? 193 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:48,678 This is the hardest letter l've ever had to write.'' 194 00:12:48,846 --> 00:12:51,371 What the hell's the matter with you? 195 00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:55,212 How will Joey react to you blowing off his sister with a letter? 196 00:12:55,386 --> 00:12:58,753 That's the part where you tell him that l moved to France... 197 00:12:59,057 --> 00:13:01,617 ...when actually l'll be in Cuba. 198 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:06,628 Look, you've got to do this yourself. ln person. At least you know her name. 199 00:13:06,798 --> 00:13:09,426 You just go to the house and ask for Mary Angela. 200 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,727 When whichever one she is comes to the door... 201 00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:15,134 ...you take her for a walk, you let her down easy. 202 00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:19,367 What if Mary Angela comes to the door and l ask for Mary Angela? 203 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:21,942 Where in Cuba? 204 00:13:32,924 --> 00:13:36,257 Joey! What are you doing here? 205 00:13:36,427 --> 00:13:38,793 Waiting for my grandma to finish my laundry. 206 00:13:38,963 --> 00:13:42,922 -What about you? -l'm here to see Mary Angela. 207 00:13:43,634 --> 00:13:46,797 You are so the man! Come on. 208 00:13:47,605 --> 00:13:50,039 Now look, listen. Listen.... 209 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,302 Be cool, because Grandma doesn't know about you two. 210 00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:55,469 And you do not wanna tick her off. 211 00:13:55,646 --> 00:13:59,810 She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. 212 00:14:01,085 --> 00:14:05,078 -Where are your parents? -They're in Vermont, buying cigarettes. 213 00:14:05,256 --> 00:14:07,190 Where's Mary Angela? 214 00:14:07,358 --> 00:14:09,792 -She's right in there. -Okay. 215 00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:13,958 -Hey, Chandler! -Hey, Chandler! 216 00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:19,798 l can't believe Mark didn't call. 217 00:14:20,037 --> 00:14:23,734 -lt's Sunday night and he didn't call. -Bummer. 218 00:14:24,142 --> 00:14:27,407 Yeah, right. Look at you. You're practically giddy. 219 00:14:27,578 --> 00:14:30,308 l'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out. 220 00:14:30,481 --> 00:14:34,577 Look, Rach, l want only good things for you. 221 00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:38,381 Wait a minute. Why don't you just call Mark? 222 00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:41,954 Who says you have to sit and wait for him? 223 00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:43,855 You've got to make stuff happen! 224 00:14:44,028 --> 00:14:47,623 Yeah, but you don't wanna seem too pushy. 225 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,666 lt's not pushy. He gave her his home number. 226 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:53,895 He gave you his home number, as in, to his home? 227 00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:58,074 And you don't mind if l call, because you want good things for me. 228 00:14:58,242 --> 00:15:02,338 That's right, good things. That is what l said. 229 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:09,185 Hello. Mark? Hi, it's Rachel Greene. 230 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,225 Oh, no. Don't you apologize. 231 00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:16,553 Yeah, l'll hold. 232 00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:19,358 He left my number at work and was gonna get it... 233 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:23,125 ...but he had to help his niece with her report on the pioneers. 234 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:25,861 That is so made up! 235 00:15:26,604 --> 00:15:28,265 Oh, my God! Tomorrow? 236 00:15:28,439 --> 00:15:30,202 That's-- No, it's perfect. 237 00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:32,638 Oh, God! Thank you so much! 238 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:34,277 Great. Bye. 239 00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:37,772 -l got the interview! -There you go! 240 00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:41,077 He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it. 241 00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:42,310 That is amazing! 242 00:15:42,487 --> 00:15:46,548 Well, if l know Mark, and l think l do... 243 00:15:47,258 --> 00:15:48,850 ...l'd expect nothing less. 244 00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,584 l gotta figure out what to wear. 245 00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:54,629 High collar and baggy pants say, ''l'm a pro!'' 246 00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:58,493 Yeah, right. Okay, l'll see you guys later. 247 00:15:58,669 --> 00:16:00,830 You go get them! 248 00:16:01,005 --> 00:16:04,099 What did l do to you? Did l hurt you in some way? 249 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:08,273 -What? -''Why don't you call him?'' 250 00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,904 Well, thank you very much. Now he's gonna prep her... 251 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:16,110 ...as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend! 252 00:16:16,521 --> 00:16:17,510 Are you crazy? 253 00:16:17,688 --> 00:16:22,284 Am l? Am l out of my mind? Am l losing my senses? 254 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,418 This dreamy guy's taking my girlfriend out for a meal! 255 00:16:26,664 --> 00:16:28,427 This isn't even about you! 256 00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:31,261 lt's about something wonderful happening for Rachel. 257 00:16:31,702 --> 00:16:34,500 Even if you're right, and he wants to sleep with her... 258 00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:36,639 ...does that mean he gets to? 259 00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:38,775 -No, but-- -Don't you trust her? 260 00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:42,872 Then get over yourself! Grow up! 261 00:16:47,118 --> 00:16:49,177 You grow up. 262 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:05,496 This tiramisu is excellent. Did you make it, Mary Angela? 263 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,069 No, l did. 264 00:17:08,306 --> 00:17:09,967 Well, it's yummy. 265 00:17:11,075 --> 00:17:14,772 So.... Mary Angela, do you like it? 266 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,244 Of course. lt's her favorite. 267 00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:24,280 So.... Mary Angela, what's your second favorite? 268 00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,013 More of Grandma's tiramisu. 269 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:29,125 Oh, would you just please... 270 00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:34,430 ...give me your recipe, because this is great! lt's topnotch! 271 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:35,793 That dies with me. 272 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,832 So will l. 273 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,769 Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. 274 00:17:41,939 --> 00:17:44,373 l was just squinting. lt doesn't mean anything. 275 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,100 Just do it! 276 00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:54,378 Will you excuse me, l have to.... 277 00:18:07,298 --> 00:18:11,064 Finally! l thought we'd never be alone. Can l just tell you something? 278 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:15,001 l have not stopped thinking about you since the party. 279 00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:19,907 Look, l may have jumped the gun here. 280 00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:23,710 l just got out of a relationship... 281 00:18:23,881 --> 00:18:27,783 ...and l'm not really in a in a commitment kind of place. 282 00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:29,044 So? Me neither! 283 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:33,850 God, Mary Angela was right. You do have the softest lips. 284 00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:35,982 You're not Mary Angela? 285 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,287 No! l'm Mary Therese! 286 00:18:38,829 --> 00:18:40,763 This is so bad. 287 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:43,729 lf you're not Mary Angela, then who is? 288 00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:45,698 l am. 289 00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,764 Oh, it's so bad. 290 00:18:49,073 --> 00:18:52,804 -Joey! -No Joey! No Joey! No Joey! 291 00:18:52,977 --> 00:18:55,343 -Joey. -What's going on? 292 00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:58,240 You're it! Now run and hide! 293 00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:01,977 lt's no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me... 294 00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:04,383 ...because he thought l was Mary Angela. 295 00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:07,524 What? How could you think she was Mary Angela? 296 00:19:07,692 --> 00:19:10,752 l wasn't sure which one Mary Angela was. 297 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:16,864 Look, l'm sorry. l was really drunk and you guys all look really similar. 298 00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,832 -l say punch him, Joey! -Yeah, punch him! 299 00:19:20,004 --> 00:19:21,972 We should all calm down... 300 00:19:22,139 --> 00:19:24,699 ...because your brother's not gonna punch me. 301 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,367 -Are you? -That is usually what l would do. 302 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:31,413 But l never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. 303 00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:32,913 How could you do this? 304 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,052 Hey, where'd everybody go? 305 00:19:35,219 --> 00:19:38,052 Why don't you go into the den? l think Cops is on. 306 00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:45,894 lf you wanna punch me, go ahead. l deserve it. 307 00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:50,466 But l want you to know that l'd never soberly hurt you or your family. 308 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,534 You're my best friend. 309 00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:56,764 And l would never do anything like this, ever again. 310 00:19:57,241 --> 00:19:59,903 So what? l say punch him! 311 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:01,510 Yeah, punch him! 312 00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:05,311 No, l'm not gonna punch Chandler. 313 00:20:05,783 --> 00:20:07,808 -l'll do it. -No, you won't! 314 00:20:08,185 --> 00:20:12,144 He knows he did a terrible thing, and l believe him. He's sorry. 315 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:16,726 But you got one more apology to make. You gotta apologize to Mary Angela. 316 00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:20,227 -Okay. Absolutely. You got it. -All right. 317 00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:31,464 -Cookie, now you can punch him! -What? 318 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,885 Hey! What are you doing here? 319 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,179 You know, this building's on my paper route, so.... 320 00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,557 How did it go? 321 00:20:48,726 --> 00:20:51,388 The woman l interviewed with was pretty tough... 322 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:53,325 ...but thank God Mark coached me. 323 00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:56,432 Once l talked about the Fall line, she got all happy. 324 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,626 -l'm so proud of you. -Me too! 325 00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:01,534 Listen, l'm.... 326 00:21:02,673 --> 00:21:07,133 l'm sorry l've been so crazy and jealous and.... 327 00:21:07,311 --> 00:21:09,575 lt's just, l like you a lot, so.... 328 00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:11,874 -l know. -Yeah? 329 00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:14,074 -Rachel. Hi. -Hi, Mark. 330 00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:18,816 l just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got the job. 331 00:21:18,989 --> 00:21:20,889 -l did? -Yes! 332 00:21:21,058 --> 00:21:22,184 Oh, my God! 333 00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:24,927 Congratulations.... 334 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,261 So, Phoebe, how was your date? 335 00:21:32,436 --> 00:21:34,461 Oh, well, you know.... 336 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:37,129 Yeah, l do know. 337 00:21:37,308 --> 00:21:38,707 You were eavesdropping? 338 00:21:38,876 --> 00:21:42,812 Eavesdropping? Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down. 339 00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,014 Oh, l'm sorry. 340 00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:48,014 But l really like this guy... 341 00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:51,484 ...and l think he really happens to likes me. 342 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,988 Maybe he's just... 343 00:21:58,162 --> 00:22:01,325 ...jumping on a pogo stick and he really likes it. 344 00:22:05,002 --> 00:22:07,095 Maybe the pogo stick likes it too. 345 00:22:08,906 --> 00:22:11,807 All right, that's it. He cannot do this to Phoebe! 346 00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:15,207 This guy's gonna get the butt-kicking of a lifetime! 347 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:17,574 But is he a big guy? 348 00:22:17,748 --> 00:22:19,045 We'll all go. Come on. 349 00:22:19,216 --> 00:22:22,481 Well, let's see, l just got beat up by a girl.... 350 00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:24,348 They need me. 351 00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:27,887 -Thanks, you guys. Thank you! -Don't worry! 352 00:22:28,058 --> 00:22:31,585 God! l hope they kick his ass! 353 00:22:31,762 --> 00:22:33,195 Honey, l'm sorry. 354 00:22:33,364 --> 00:22:34,888 lf it's any consolation... 355 00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:38,831 ...he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. 356 00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:58,010 [ENGLlSH]