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Janice has a question.
Who of the six of you...

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...has slept with
who of the six of you?

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Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.

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l'm sorry, the answer there
would be none of us.

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Yeah. You know what?
lf that doesn't change soon...

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...l'm going to dump you
for somebody who puts out.

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Come on. Over the years, none of you
ever got, you know, drunk and stupid?

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Well, that's really
a different question.

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l find it hard to believe
that a group of people who spends...

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...as much time together as you
guys do has never bumped uglies.

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Well, there was that one time
that Monica and Rachel got together.

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-What?
-What?

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Excuse me, there was no time.

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Okay, but let's say there was.

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How might that go?

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Okay. Okay.
Well, then answer me this:

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Have any of you ever almost...?

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-Anybody need more coffee?
-Hey, there's a dog out there!

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The One With the Flashback

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-That is so unfortunate.
-What?

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Cute Naked Guy's really
starting to put on weight.

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l'll be back in just a minute.

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Oh, Phoebe, l'm sorry that l left
lipstick marks on the phone.

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You didn't leave lipstick marks
on the phone.

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Then it must have been you. Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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-That's why l moved out.
-Hey, while we're on that...

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...when are you gonna tell my sister
you don't live here anymore?

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l think on some level,
she already knows.

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She doesn't know that
you sneak out every night.

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She doesn't know
that you sneak back...

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...and she doesn't know you've been
at your grandmother's for a week.

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Okay, well, maybe not on those levels.

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You have got to tell her.

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The longer you wait,
the harder it is going to be on her.

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You're right. You're right.

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Anyway, listen, tonight's bag...

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...is really bulky.
So could you sneak stuff out for me?

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lt's just like a clock radio
and some cemetery dirt.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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l'm never gonna find a roommate.
Ever.

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Nobody good?

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Well, let's see.
There was the guy with the ferrets.

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That's plural.

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The spitter. And the guy
who enjoyed my name so much...

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...he felt the need to make
a noise every time he said it.

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''Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing.
Bing!''

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''Great apartment, Chandler Bing.
Bing!''

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-How many more do you have tomorrow?
-Two.

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This photographer
who seemed really dull...

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...and this actor guy who
l'm not sure about because...

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...when l answered the phone
''Chandler Bing'' ...

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...he said, ''Whoa! Short message!''

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Foot on the floor
or come over no more.

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Sure, your dresser is missing,
but this she notices.

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-What?
-l have to go.

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Carol should be home by now, so....

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-How's it going with you guys?
-Better, actually.

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l think l finally figured out why we
were having so much trouble lately.

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-Oh, really?
-Yeah. You know how l have you guys?

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She doesn't have any close
friends that are just hers.

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But last week, she met this woman
at the gym, Susan something.

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And they really hit it off, and
l think it's gonna make a difference.

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So, Eric...

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...what kind of photography do you do?

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Oh, mostly fashion.

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So there may be models here
sometimes. l hope that's cool.

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Yes, that is cool.

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Because l have models here,
you know...

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...never.

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What else?

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During the summer l spend most
weekends at my sister's beach house...

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...which you are welcome to use.

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Although l should probably tell you,
she's a porn star.

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Well, listen, l still have
one more person to meet...

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...but unless it turns out
to be your sister...

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...l think your chances
are pretty good.

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All right.

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Bedroom, bathroom, living room.

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This right here is the kitchen,
and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye.

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Don't you wanna
ask me any questions?

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Sure.

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What's up?

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Well, l'm an actor.

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l'm fairly neat.

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l got my own TV.

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Oh, and don't worry, l'm totally
okay with the gay thing.

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What gay thing?

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Just, you know, in general.
The whole people being gay thing.

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Totally cool with that.

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Okay, Jerry.
Thanks for stopping by.

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-Hi.
-Hey.

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Oh, my God!

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Hey, Mon.

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-Wanna hear something that sucks?
-Do l ever!

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-Chris says they're closing down the bar.
-No way!

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Apparently, they're turning
it into a coffee place.

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Just coffee?

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-Where are we gonna hang out now?
-You got me.

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-Can l get a beer, please?
-Hey, did you pick a roommate?

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-You betcha.
-ls it the ltalian guy?

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Yeah, right.

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He's so cute.

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That's what l want.
A roommate l can walk around with...

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...and be referred to as the funny one.

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Pool table's free. Rack them up.
Back in a minute.

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Get ready for me to whip your butt.

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Okay, but after that,
we're shooting some pool.

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No, no, no, no.
Excuse me? Hello? Hi.

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My friend ordered an onion...

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...not an olive.

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And l ordered a rum and Diet Coke...

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...which l don't think this is.

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-l am so sorry.
-That's all right.

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l mean, how hard is it to get
a couple drinks right, huh?

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l would like to propose a toast...

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...to the woman who, in one year
from today, will become...

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...Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber, D.D.S.

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l think it's time
to see the ring again.

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lsn't it exciting? l mean,
it's like having a boyfriend for life.

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Yeah. l know.

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What?

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Oh, l don't know.

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Well, maybe it's just the idea...

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...of Barry for the rest of my life.

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l don't know, l think l....
l feel like l need to have one last fling...

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...you know, just to sort of get it
out of my system.

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-Rachel, stop!
-You're so bad!

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l'm serious. l really think
l need to just have...

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...some meaningless sex,
you know?

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With the next guy l see.

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Excuse me, l seem to have
dropped my ball.

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Yeah, so?

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And now l've picked it up again.

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My God!
l went to high school with her.

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Rachel!

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Hi!

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Monica!

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ls she giving me the finger?

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Monica!

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Look! Hi! What do you think?

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Oh, my God!

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You can't even see
where the Titanic hit it.

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Yes, his name is Barry.
He's a doctor, thank you very much.

145
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Just like you always wanted.
Congratulations.

146
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Thank you. So how about you?
Are you seeing anybody?

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Not right now.

148
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Oh, well, that's okay.

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l know.

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So l think l'll get back
to my friend.

151
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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

152
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Listen, can we please have lunch
the next time l'm in the city?

153
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That'd be great.

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-Okay.
-Thanks.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

156
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Ten bucks says l never see
that woman again in my life.

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No, honey, really. lt's fine.

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Just....

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Go with Susan.

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Really, l think--

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l think girls' night out
is a great idea.

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Okay. Okay. Bye.

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-So, what are they doing?
-l don't know. Something girly.

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Hey, you're early.

165
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What are you doing with the lamp?

166
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l'm just taking it to get rewired.

167
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Don't take it to the place you took the
stereo. They've had that for over a week.

168
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No! Mr. Heckles, no one is making
any noise up here.

169
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You're disturbing my oboe practice.

170
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-You don't play the oboe.
-l could play the oboe.

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Then l'm gonna have to ask you
to keep it down.

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Who are you?

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l'm Eric, l'm gonna be
Chandler's new roommate.

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l'm Chandler's new roommate.

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-l don't think so.
-l could be Chandler's new roommate.

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-But he told me over the phone--
-He told me in person.

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That's weird.

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Well, l'm going to go into
my new apartment now.

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Hi, again.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Thank you so much.

183
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No, no, no. Don't thank me.
Thank the jerk that didn't show up.

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Okay, l gotta get to work.

185
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And not just for the money.
But because every now and then...

186
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...someone walks out of the bathroom with
a little bit of toilet paper on their shoe.

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-You need some help with that?
-No, thanks. l got it.

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No. No, l don't!

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Okay?

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Stood up too fast.
Got a little head rush.

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lt's the heat.

192
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And the humidity.

193
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That's a....

194
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That's a tough combination.

195
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Do you want to come in
for some lemonade?

196
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Like you wouldn't believe.

197
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This is a great place.

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Thank you.

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Just make yourself comfortable.

200
00:12:37,702 --> 00:12:39,067
Gotcha.

201
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So this place is really
my grandmother's.

202
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l got it from her
when she moved to Florida.

203
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Otherwise l could never
afford a place like this.

204
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So if the landlord ever asks...

205
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...l'm an 87-year-old woman who's
afraid of her VCR. You thirsty?

206
00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:05,054
You bet l am!

207
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:07,553
Okay...

208
00:13:07,732 --> 00:13:09,131
...here's your penis!

209
00:13:12,503 --> 00:13:15,666
Oh, my God!
What the hell are you doing?

210
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,104
You said, ''You wanna come
in for some lemonade?''

211
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So?

212
00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,714
Were you just gonna give me lemonade?

213
00:13:25,183 --> 00:13:26,241
Cover yourself up!

214
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Oh, right. Sorry.

215
00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,677
God, l don't believe this!

216
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:33,653
Someone asks you in for lemonade and to
you that means they want to have sex?

217
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Usually, yeah.
Well, not just lemonade.

218
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lced tea, sometimes juice.

219
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Look, sorry. l just--

220
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l thought you liked me.

221
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l'm such a jerk.

222
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lt's okay.

223
00:13:51,876 --> 00:13:54,242
l suppose it could happen to anyone.

224
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Not anyone l know, but....

225
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By the way, l can still see it.

226
00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:14,462
-Pheebs?
-Huh?

227
00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:15,792
Where's your bed?

228
00:14:18,936 --> 00:14:21,200
lt's not in the apartment?

229
00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:25,401
Oh, no.

230
00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:29,369
l can't believe this
is happening again.

231
00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:33,940
-What?
-Okay, enough with the third degree!

232
00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:38,253
l don't live here anymore.

233
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,884
-What are you talking about?
-l'm sorry.

234
00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:45,152
l don't live here anymore.

235
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:51,027
l didn't know how to tell you.
But, you know, everybody else knows.

236
00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:55,532
Everybody knows?

237
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:59,208
That was supposed to be a good thing.
l forget why.

238
00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:02,306
l don't understand.
l thought we were doing better lately.

239
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,505
Yeah, 'cause l moved out.

240
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:07,677
Monica, l....

241
00:15:07,852 --> 00:15:10,616
Do you know, okay, l couldn't
sleep for, like, a month...

242
00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:14,087
...because l got a dot of ink
on one of the sofa cushions?

243
00:15:14,725 --> 00:15:16,955
Well, you could've just
turned the cushion over.

244
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l would have, except l had
a spaghetti stain on the other side.

245
00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:21,520
What?

246
00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:23,633
Okay. This is what l'm talking about.

247
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l need to live in a land
where people can spill!

248
00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:30,133
Well, you can spill.

249
00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:32,106
ln the sink.

250
00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:37,176
Oh, honey. lt's not your fault,
you know. This is who you are.

251
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:40,407
And l love you.
And l want us to be friends.

252
00:15:40,618 --> 00:15:43,314
And if l keep living here,
l don't see that happening.

253
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:47,857
-l love you too.
-Oh, good.

254
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:52,856
What?

255
00:15:53,898 --> 00:15:55,525
What? l'm just sad.

256
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,929
No, you're not.
You're wondering which cushion it is.

257
00:16:00,505 --> 00:16:03,963
Well, why can't l think of both?
l mean, l can think two things.

258
00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:07,772
Go ahead. Look.
You know you want to. Go.

259
00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:10,809
Oh, my God!

260
00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:20,851
-So, what are you watching?
-Baywatch.

261
00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:24,622
What's it about?

262
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,630
Lifeguards.

263
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,960
Well, it sounds kind of stup--

264
00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:32,491
Who's she?

265
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:35,267
Nicole Eggert.

266
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,363
We like her.

267
00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:45,076
Wow! Look at them run!

268
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:48,852
They do that a lot.

269
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,220
Hey, you want a beer?

270
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:56,690
-Yeah, l'll go get one.
-Don't get up. l got a cooler right here.

271
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,798
-Hello!
-Hey.

272
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:05,501
Do you have any beers?
We're out of beers.

273
00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:07,637
Help yourself.

274
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:09,570
You okay?

275
00:17:12,176 --> 00:17:13,609
Phoebe moved out.

276
00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:17,637
Right.

277
00:17:17,915 --> 00:17:19,849
l don't understand.

278
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:24,680
Am l so hard to live with?
ls this why l don't have a boyfriend?

279
00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:25,981
No!

280
00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:29,285
You don't have a boyfriend because....

281
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:33,758
l don't know why
you don't have a boyfriend.

282
00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:36,463
You should have a boyfriend.

283
00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,494
Well, l think so.

284
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:42,329
Come here.

285
00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:43,597
Come here.

286
00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:49,474
Listen, you are one
of my favorite people...

287
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,844
...and the most beautiful woman
l've ever known in real life.

288
00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:09,663
Hi.

289
00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:13,030
Where is everybody?

290
00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:17,300
Oh, it's already closed. Chris gave me
the keys to lock up. What is wrong?

291
00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:20,671
l think my marriage...

292
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,039
...is kind of over.

293
00:18:22,546 --> 00:18:24,343
Oh, no! Why?

294
00:18:24,515 --> 00:18:26,710
Because Carol's a lesbian.

295
00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:31,043
And....

296
00:18:31,222 --> 00:18:32,746
And l'm not one.

297
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:39,696
And apparently it's not
a mix-and-match situation.

298
00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:41,924
Oh, my God!

299
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,824
l don't believe it!

300
00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:47,836
Oh, you poor bunny.

301
00:18:49,573 --> 00:18:50,733
l'm an idiot.

302
00:18:51,642 --> 00:18:53,542
l mean, l should have seen it.

303
00:18:53,711 --> 00:18:58,910
l mean, Carol and l would be out,
and she'd see some beautiful woman...

304
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:02,143
...and she'd be, ''Ross! Look at her!''

305
00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:07,313
And l'd think, ''God, my wife is cool.''

306
00:19:13,864 --> 00:19:16,298
Hey, do you think
that Susan person is her lover?

307
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,861
Well, now l do!

308
00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:25,609
l'm sorry.

309
00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:29,609
Seven years!

310
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:32,977
l mean, we've been together
seven years.

311
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:36,280
She's the only woman
who's ever loved me.

312
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:39,114
She's the only woman l've ever....

313
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,584
Oh, Ross.

314
00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,855
This is nice.

315
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,760
l know. lt is, isn't it?

316
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:55,562
No, l mean it.
This feels really good.

317
00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:59,536
ls it a hundred percent cotton?

318
00:20:03,013 --> 00:20:06,107
Yeah.
And l got it on sale too.

319
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,180
l mean, it looks nubby, but....

320
00:20:09,353 --> 00:20:11,878
But it's not.

321
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,113
Anyway, l should go.

322
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:18,523
One of the lifeguards was just about
to dismantle a nuclear device.

323
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:21,698
lf you want to get
a drink later, we can.

324
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:23,356
That sounds great.

325
00:20:24,101 --> 00:20:28,162
-Oh, and listen, it's gonna be--
-l know.

326
00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:29,498
Thanks.

327
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:38,147
Maybe this wouldn't have happened
if l'd been more nurturing...

328
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:42,046
...or l'd paid more attention...

329
00:20:42,219 --> 00:20:44,813
...or l had a uterus.

330
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:47,720
-l can't believe it.
-l know.

331
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:51,291
You know, you don't deserve this.
You don't, Ross. You're really....

332
00:20:51,495 --> 00:20:53,258
-You're so good.
-Thanks.

333
00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:55,226
And you're so sweet.

334
00:20:55,432 --> 00:20:57,923
-Thanks.
-And you're kind.

335
00:20:58,135 --> 00:20:59,397
Thanks.

336
00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,579
Come here.

337
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:15,144
Wait, wait, wait.

338
00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:22,015
Okay. lt's okay.

339
00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:30,426
Wait, wait, wait!
My foot is stuck in the pocket.

340
00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:32,364
What?

341
00:21:32,536 --> 00:21:34,401
-What?
-l can't get it out.

342
00:21:34,572 --> 00:21:37,370
That's not something
a girl wants to hear.

343
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:40,009
Come on, don't start.

344
00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:45,070
-What?
-Stupid balls are in the way.

345
00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:04,392
Oh, well.

346
00:22:05,703 --> 00:22:10,106
That probably wouldn't have been
the most constructive solution.

347
00:22:10,741 --> 00:22:12,641
You have chalk on your face.

348
00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:18,175
Oh, Ross, you're right. l don't know why
l always thought this was real grass.

349
00:22:25,356 --> 00:22:26,755
Honey, you okay?

350
00:22:28,058 --> 00:22:30,083
My wife's a lesbian.

351
00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:32,926
Cool!

352
00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:38,198
Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross.

353
00:22:38,369 --> 00:22:40,963
-Hey.
-How's it going?

354
00:22:47,111 --> 00:22:49,875
l can't believe you came back.

355
00:22:50,047 --> 00:22:52,413
Don't say anything.

356
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,711
l don't wanna speak.
l don't wanna think.

357
00:22:55,886 --> 00:23:00,687
l just want you to take me and kiss me
and make love to me right here...

358
00:23:00,891 --> 00:23:02,984
...right now.

359
00:23:10,768 --> 00:23:12,292
Rachel.

360
00:23:12,469 --> 00:23:13,834
Rachel!

361
00:23:14,004 --> 00:23:16,564
-What?
-You missed the exit.

362
00:23:17,675 --> 00:23:22,442
-Oh. Sorry.
-My God, what were you thinking about?

363
00:23:24,882 --> 00:23:26,816
Barry.

364
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:36,448
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