1 00:00:06,084 --> 00:00:08,348 This cake is amazing! 2 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,216 My God, get a room. 3 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:13,418 I would get a room with this cake. 4 00:00:13,592 --> 00:00:15,787 I think I could show this cake a good time. 5 00:00:17,496 --> 00:00:20,329 If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? 6 00:00:20,499 --> 00:00:22,558 Sex. 7 00:00:23,869 --> 00:00:25,700 Seriously, answer faster. 8 00:00:26,505 --> 00:00:27,904 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 9 00:00:28,073 --> 00:00:31,338 But when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with you. 10 00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:36,305 It's like a giant hug. 11 00:00:37,649 --> 00:00:39,913 Ross, how about you? Which would you give up? 12 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:41,816 Food. 13 00:00:41,987 --> 00:00:43,454 How about sex or dinosaurs? 14 00:00:48,827 --> 00:00:52,092 Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice. 15 00:00:52,464 --> 00:00:53,795 Oh, God. 16 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,696 What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food? 17 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:02,597 I don't know, it's too hard. 18 00:01:03,141 --> 00:01:05,132 No, you gotta pick one. 19 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:08,174 Food. No, sex. 20 00:01:08,347 --> 00:01:12,010 Food. Sex. Food. Sex-- I don't know! Oh, God, I want both! 21 00:01:12,217 --> 00:01:15,118 I want-- I want girls on bread! 22 00:02:05,771 --> 00:02:09,434 - You gotta see these pictures of Emma. - Oh, how cute! 23 00:02:09,608 --> 00:02:13,044 - She looks just like a little doll. - Oh, no, that is a doll. 24 00:02:13,211 --> 00:02:16,044 Oh, thank God, because that thing's really creepy. 25 00:02:19,251 --> 00:02:21,048 Look, there's Chandler. 26 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,647 Who's the blond? She's pretty. 27 00:02:23,822 --> 00:02:25,187 He's having an affair. 28 00:02:25,757 --> 00:02:27,816 He is not having an affair! 29 00:02:27,993 --> 00:02:29,961 I'm always right about these things. 30 00:02:30,128 --> 00:02:33,791 No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you. 31 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:37,867 Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull... 32 00:02:38,036 --> 00:02:39,970 ...just to tell it. 33 00:02:41,506 --> 00:02:43,440 There's something going on with them. 34 00:02:43,608 --> 00:02:45,701 Look! He's getting into the car with her. 35 00:02:45,877 --> 00:02:47,401 That doesn't mean anything. 36 00:02:47,579 --> 00:02:49,513 Oh, yeah? Well, let's see. 37 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,615 Okay, duck down. 38 00:02:57,923 --> 00:03:00,483 - Hello? - Hi, Chandler. It's Phoebe. 39 00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:02,718 I know that Monica is working today... 40 00:03:02,894 --> 00:03:06,455 ...so I was wondering if you wanted to come to the movies with me and Rachel. 41 00:03:07,032 --> 00:03:11,731 Oh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day. 42 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:17,404 Well, it's a shame that you'll miss the movie... 43 00:03:17,609 --> 00:03:22,012 ...because we were gonna see, you know, either Liar Liar... 44 00:03:23,248 --> 00:03:28,413 ...or Betrayal or An Affair to Remember. 45 00:03:29,154 --> 00:03:31,019 Those are all really old. 46 00:03:31,757 --> 00:03:34,282 Okay, then maybe it'll be-- 47 00:03:34,459 --> 00:03:36,188 Dude, Where's My Car? 48 00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:39,825 - What? - They're in a car. 49 00:03:41,299 --> 00:03:44,132 Okay. Well, talk to you later, okay? Bye. 50 00:03:44,503 --> 00:03:45,834 Jeez! 51 00:03:46,004 --> 00:03:48,802 Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them. 52 00:03:48,974 --> 00:03:53,206 Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision goggles and my stun gun. 53 00:03:53,645 --> 00:03:55,636 I got them. 54 00:04:00,018 --> 00:04:02,578 - Hey. - Hey. Hi, sweetie. 55 00:04:02,754 --> 00:04:05,086 Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes. 56 00:04:05,257 --> 00:04:07,885 - I was in the car with Nancy. - Nancy doesn't smoke. 57 00:04:08,059 --> 00:04:11,222 Well, at least the perfume's not mine. Be thankful for that. 58 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:15,532 So.... What did you think of the house? 59 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,668 It's everything we've been looking for. 60 00:04:17,836 --> 00:04:20,532 Isn't it? And what about the amazing wanes coating... 61 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:23,435 ...the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic? 62 00:04:23,608 --> 00:04:25,974 And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps! 63 00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:29,409 What were the things you said? 64 00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:32,549 - Don't you love the huge yard? - The fireplace in the bedroom. 65 00:04:32,717 --> 00:04:34,708 And Nancy said it's really underpriced... 66 00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:38,845 ...because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents! 67 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:41,857 This is bringing out a lovely color in you. 68 00:04:42,828 --> 00:04:45,296 So do you think we should get it? 69 00:04:45,463 --> 00:04:47,021 I don't know. What do you think? 70 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,632 - I think we should. - I do too. 71 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,428 This is huge. How bad do you wanna smoke right now? 72 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:54,629 I don't know what you mean, giant, talking cigarette. 73 00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:58,239 Phoebe called as I was getting into Nancy's car. 74 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:00,378 If she asks you, I was at work all day. 75 00:05:00,545 --> 00:05:02,376 Got you. When do we tell them? 76 00:05:02,547 --> 00:05:06,142 We don't. Not until it's 100 percent. Why upset everybody over nothing? 77 00:05:06,318 --> 00:05:07,649 Okay. Right. 78 00:05:07,819 --> 00:05:12,847 - Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard. - I know. Good luck with it. 79 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:17,727 I just can't see Chandler cheating. 80 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:21,423 I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester. 81 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:26,264 They went in for 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy. 82 00:05:28,006 --> 00:05:29,598 Chandler? 83 00:05:29,774 --> 00:05:31,264 Forty-five minutes? 84 00:05:33,578 --> 00:05:35,068 Well, something's not right. 85 00:05:36,081 --> 00:05:39,608 So you went all the way to Westchester, waited 45 minutes... 86 00:05:39,784 --> 00:05:41,877 - ...and came back in a cab? - Yeah. 87 00:05:42,053 --> 00:05:45,580 If each of you guys would like to pitch in 100 bucks, that would be great. 88 00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:48,822 I can't believe he'd do this to Monica. 89 00:05:48,994 --> 00:05:51,224 I know, and with the baby coming? 90 00:05:51,396 --> 00:05:53,626 - So should we tell her? - I don't know. 91 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:57,700 If one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you? 92 00:05:57,869 --> 00:06:00,167 Why? Who'd you see him with? 93 00:06:00,338 --> 00:06:03,796 - No one. I'm just saying if we did-- - Tell me what you know! 94 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:08,207 No one! Nothing! Mike's a great guy! It was hypothetical! 95 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,605 All right. He is a good guy. 96 00:06:11,783 --> 00:06:13,944 You're right. He wouldn't cheat. 97 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,811 If I did see him with someone, there's no way l-- 98 00:06:16,988 --> 00:06:18,888 Who did you see him with? 99 00:06:32,904 --> 00:06:35,771 Oh, look at her. So happy. 100 00:06:39,277 --> 00:06:42,644 If only there were a smaller one to clean this one. 101 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:47,318 Hey, is Chandler here? 102 00:06:47,485 --> 00:06:49,715 No, he's picking up dinner. Why? What's up? 103 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:57,558 Look, whatever happens, we're here for you, and we love you. 104 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:03,165 - All right. - Chandler might be having an affair. 105 00:07:03,501 --> 00:07:06,026 - What? - Phoebe and I saw Chandler... 106 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:09,469 ...with a blond woman today outside on the street. 107 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:13,099 And then we followed them to a house in Westchester. 108 00:07:13,278 --> 00:07:16,805 They went in together. I'm so sorry. 109 00:07:19,985 --> 00:07:23,853 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful. 110 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:27,387 What did you think of the house? 111 00:07:30,628 --> 00:07:32,061 What? 112 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:34,630 Monica, you understand what we're saying, right? 113 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:39,702 Yeah. Sure. I mean, I'm devastated, obviously. 114 00:07:40,705 --> 00:07:43,469 Did you think the neighborhood was homey? 115 00:07:45,076 --> 00:07:48,307 - Hey. - You son of a bitch. 116 00:07:49,781 --> 00:07:53,012 Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here? 117 00:07:53,818 --> 00:07:57,686 Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today. 118 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:59,619 They think you're having an affair. 119 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:01,588 - Who's Nancy? - What's going on? 120 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:04,859 Okay.... 121 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,520 All right, you better sit down. 122 00:08:06,698 --> 00:08:09,428 - This is-- This is pretty big. - Yeah. 123 00:08:12,737 --> 00:08:14,295 I'm not having an affair. 124 00:08:14,472 --> 00:08:18,636 Nancy is our realtor. 125 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:22,576 I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes! 126 00:08:25,817 --> 00:08:27,751 Why do you have a realtor? 127 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:31,220 She's been showing us houses outside of the city. 128 00:08:32,257 --> 00:08:35,124 - What? - Are you serious? 129 00:08:35,293 --> 00:08:37,921 When we found out that we were gonna get this baby... 130 00:08:38,096 --> 00:08:41,395 ...Chandler and I decided we didn't want to raise a kid in the city. 131 00:08:41,566 --> 00:08:43,466 So you're-- So you're gonna move? 132 00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:45,597 Oh, my God. 133 00:08:46,237 --> 00:08:49,035 Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this? 134 00:08:50,408 --> 00:08:52,638 What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? 135 00:08:52,811 --> 00:08:55,279 I'm doing it. Ross is doing it. 136 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,915 Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it! 137 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:02,412 And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set. 138 00:09:02,587 --> 00:09:04,782 A street where our kids can ride their bikes... 139 00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:07,015 ...and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by. 140 00:09:07,192 --> 00:09:09,888 So you want to buy a house in the '50s. 141 00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:13,623 Have you thought about what you're giving up? 142 00:09:13,798 --> 00:09:15,959 You can't move out of the city. What if--? 143 00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:18,227 What if you want Chinese food at 5 a.m.? 144 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:21,236 Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains? 145 00:09:21,406 --> 00:09:24,739 Or an Asian hooker sent right to your door? 146 00:09:25,777 --> 00:09:29,372 You know what? If you want to look for a house, that's okay. 147 00:09:29,547 --> 00:09:32,573 No! No, it's not! Don't listen to him. I'm gonna thump you. 148 00:09:34,252 --> 00:09:37,744 It's okay, because they have to get it out of their system. 149 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:42,985 Okay? But you're gonna realize this is the only place you want to be. 150 00:09:45,196 --> 00:09:46,959 Actually... 151 00:09:47,132 --> 00:09:48,793 ...we already found a house we love. 152 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:53,461 - What? - About an hour ago, we made an offer. 153 00:10:00,011 --> 00:10:02,445 Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh? 154 00:10:06,017 --> 00:10:09,578 - You put an offer on a house? - It's so sweet. 155 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:13,121 It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream. 156 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,156 And then there's these old maple trees. 157 00:10:15,326 --> 00:10:17,988 Oh, again with the nature. What are you, beavers? 158 00:10:18,596 --> 00:10:21,326 Look, I know this is really hard, and we're really sorry. 159 00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:24,730 Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? 160 00:10:24,903 --> 00:10:27,098 Because I can stop doing that. 161 00:10:27,305 --> 00:10:29,671 I really, really think I can. 162 00:10:29,841 --> 00:10:32,241 You know that's not the reason, Joe. 163 00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:40,514 I think if you saw it, you'd understand. 164 00:10:40,685 --> 00:10:42,983 You guys were there. It's beautiful, isn't it? 165 00:10:46,157 --> 00:10:48,250 - Yeah, it is. - What the hell are you doing? 166 00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:52,260 Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: 167 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,796 "l can't believe Chandler's screwing this woman... 168 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:57,332 ...but, man, this would be a nice place to live!" 169 00:10:57,969 --> 00:10:59,630 Yeah, but so is this. 170 00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:02,830 Yeah. I mean, if you move there, you have to leave here. 171 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:05,532 I mean, how can you leave this place? 172 00:11:08,646 --> 00:11:11,046 Come on, Daddy, listen! 173 00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:14,947 All my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!" 174 00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:17,644 "You're a shoe! You're a shoe. You're a shoe!" 175 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:20,814 I stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? 176 00:11:20,992 --> 00:11:23,051 What if I want to be a purse? 177 00:11:23,228 --> 00:11:26,425 Or a hat?" 178 00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:29,592 I don't want you to buy me a hat, l-- 179 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,962 It's a metaphor, Daddy! 180 00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:35,764 You can see where he'd have trouble. 181 00:11:38,476 --> 00:11:40,501 Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 182 00:11:43,481 --> 00:11:46,006 I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 183 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:49,853 Your money's mine, Greene. 184 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:51,750 Your fly's open, Geller. 185 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,092 You know what I just realized? 186 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:58,559 "Joker" is "poker" with a "J"! 187 00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:02,331 Coincidence? 188 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,833 That's "joincidence" with a "C"! 189 00:12:10,341 --> 00:12:13,970 Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. 190 00:12:20,451 --> 00:12:22,442 That had to hurt! 191 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:27,114 Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too. 192 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:29,658 Instead of watching football, you could help. 193 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,727 We know. 194 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:36,027 Rachel, you want to put the marshmallows in concentric circles. 195 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,169 No, Mon. You want to put them in concentric circles. 196 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,828 I want to do this. 197 00:12:50,715 --> 00:12:52,808 Every year. 198 00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:57,846 It's stuck! 199 00:12:59,057 --> 00:13:00,354 Step. 200 00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:01,890 How did it get on? 201 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,756 I put it on to scare Chandler. 202 00:13:04,929 --> 00:13:08,592 Oh, my God! Monica's going to totally freak out! 203 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,461 Plus, it smells really bad in here. 204 00:13:10,635 --> 00:13:15,732 Of course it smells bad. You have your head up a turkey's ass. 205 00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,072 Monica. 206 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,076 Did you get the turkey--? 207 00:13:23,247 --> 00:13:26,011 Oh, my God! 208 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,975 Who is that? 209 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,710 It's Joey. 210 00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:31,852 I got it! 211 00:13:32,023 --> 00:13:35,117 If we win, they have to get rid of the rooster. 212 00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:37,284 That's interesting! 213 00:13:38,096 --> 00:13:39,461 If you win... 214 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,359 ...we give up the bird. 215 00:13:44,268 --> 00:13:46,259 But if we win... 216 00:13:46,437 --> 00:13:48,701 ...we get your apartment. 217 00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:53,405 - Deal! - What? 218 00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:57,109 "Monica's nickname when she was a hockey goalie?" 219 00:13:57,281 --> 00:13:59,306 - Big Fat Goalie. - Correct! 220 00:14:00,685 --> 00:14:02,812 "Rachel claims it's her favorite movie." 221 00:14:02,987 --> 00:14:04,420 Dangerous Liaisons. 222 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,251 - "Her actual favorite movie is...?" - Weekend at Bernie's. 223 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:13,321 "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?" 224 00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:14,829 - Everyday use. - Fancy. 225 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,466 - Guest. - Fancy guest. 226 00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:18,568 - Two seconds. - Eleven? 227 00:14:19,604 --> 00:14:21,936 Unbelievable! Eleven is correct. 228 00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:26,808 "Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?" 229 00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:28,309 - 14? - No, 19. 230 00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,071 Thanks, man. 231 00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:32,409 "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. 232 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,448 - His name was...?" - Maurice! 233 00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:36,883 - "His profession was...?" - Space cowboy! 234 00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:41,185 "What is Chandler Bing's job?" 235 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,857 Ten seconds. You need this or you lose. 236 00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,728 Something to do with transponding. 237 00:14:50,902 --> 00:14:53,894 He's a transponster! 238 00:14:54,071 --> 00:14:56,130 That's not even a word! 239 00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:10,678 You are mean boys who are just being mean! 240 00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:14,188 Don't get mad! No one forced you to raise the stakes. 241 00:15:14,358 --> 00:15:16,918 That is not true! She forced me! 242 00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:19,654 You got the question wrong. 243 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,163 It was a stupid, unfair question! 244 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,994 Don't blame the questions! 245 00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:29,606 Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us. 246 00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:31,472 Chandler! 247 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:37,377 I saw what you were doing in the window! 248 00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:40,745 I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here! 249 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:44,118 Listen, we had a good run. 250 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:46,586 What was it? Four, five months? 251 00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:50,124 That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. 252 00:15:52,396 --> 00:15:54,261 Hey, Ross. What's up, bro? 253 00:15:56,501 --> 00:16:00,460 What the hell are you doing? 254 00:16:00,638 --> 00:16:01,696 What's going on? 255 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,934 I think Ross knows about me and Monica. 256 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,210 Dude, he's right there. 257 00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:14,441 I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! 258 00:16:14,652 --> 00:16:17,815 My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 259 00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:21,789 We're not just messing around. I love her. 260 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,790 I'm in love with her. 261 00:16:25,162 --> 00:16:27,756 I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. 262 00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:31,726 I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too. 263 00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:41,073 My best friend and my sister! 264 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,349 I cannot believe this! 265 00:16:47,785 --> 00:16:49,582 This is the last box of your clothes. 266 00:16:49,754 --> 00:16:52,689 I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?" 267 00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:57,754 I was gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. 268 00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:03,094 Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but... 269 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,667 ...l don't want to live with Rachel anymore. 270 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,361 You're so mean to each other. 271 00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:11,804 I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you. 272 00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:15,870 That's fine because I'm not moving. 273 00:17:16,047 --> 00:17:18,015 Phoebe, you gotta take her. 274 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,778 I said some bad stuff... 275 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:24,115 ...but Rachel has qualities that make her a good roommate. 276 00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:29,453 She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like. 277 00:17:29,627 --> 00:17:30,889 What else? 278 00:17:32,363 --> 00:17:34,490 When I take a shower... 279 00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:36,929 ...she leaves me notes on the mirror. 280 00:17:37,101 --> 00:17:39,331 I do. I do do that. 281 00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:43,564 That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom. 282 00:17:45,643 --> 00:17:48,271 When I fall asleep on the couch... 283 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,473 ...she covers me with a blanket. 284 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:55,608 Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold. 285 00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:02,020 And when I told her that I was gonna move in with Chandler... 286 00:18:02,693 --> 00:18:04,786 ...she was really supportive. 287 00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:09,196 You were so great. 288 00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:13,261 You made it so easy. 289 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:17,066 And now you have to leave. 290 00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:19,970 And I have to live with a boy! 291 00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:39,355 - She really left. - I know. 292 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:45,000 - Thank you. - No problem, roomie. 293 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,638 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 294 00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:58,543 What the hell is that dog doing here? 295 00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:01,584 A little toast here. Ding, ding! 296 00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:05,279 This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned... 297 00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:09,187 ...but for me this has been really great. 298 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,796 I think because it didn't involve divorce... 299 00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:14,260 ...or projectile vomiting. 300 00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:18,761 If you had gone to Vail... 301 00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:23,236 ...or if you had been with your family, or if you didn't have... 302 00:19:23,407 --> 00:19:25,034 ...syphilis and stuff... 303 00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:29,279 ...we wouldn't be all together. 304 00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:31,506 So I guess what I'm trying to say is... 305 00:19:31,682 --> 00:19:37,518 ...that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. 306 00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:41,656 - That's so sweet! - Thank you. 307 00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:45,991 Here's to a lousy Christmas! 308 00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:47,425 And a crappy New Year! 309 00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:50,089 - Hear, hear! - Hear, hear! 310 00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:58,237 You can't move. You just-- You just can't. 311 00:19:58,409 --> 00:20:01,037 Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong. 312 00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:04,773 You don't wanna live in Westchester. That's the worst of the Chesters. 313 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:09,542 You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here... 314 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:13,053 ...and you guys are just having dinner... 315 00:20:13,224 --> 00:20:16,159 ...or watching TV or something... 316 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,522 ...but it makes me feel better. 317 00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:21,187 And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? 318 00:20:21,365 --> 00:20:23,799 The Gottliebs? The Yangs? 319 00:20:24,468 --> 00:20:26,629 They don't make me feel so good. 320 00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:32,171 Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here... 321 00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,538 - ...and maybe close your blinds at night. - Hey. 322 00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:42,646 Hello? 323 00:20:45,322 --> 00:20:47,620 It's Nancy. They responded to our offer. 324 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,054 And? 325 00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:54,027 Okay. Thanks. 326 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,224 They passed. 327 00:20:59,036 --> 00:21:01,698 They said they won't go a penny under the asking price. 328 00:21:01,872 --> 00:21:04,773 - We can't afford that. - I know. 329 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:08,410 Well, there you go. 330 00:21:13,384 --> 00:21:14,874 I'm really sorry, you guys. 331 00:21:15,052 --> 00:21:18,647 Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come... 332 00:21:18,823 --> 00:21:21,348 ...before I told you about looking through the window. 333 00:21:22,726 --> 00:21:24,887 Yeah. Well, we're gonna let you be alone. 334 00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:26,962 - You gonna be okay? - Yeah, we'll be okay. 335 00:21:27,131 --> 00:21:28,462 Love you guys. 336 00:21:31,035 --> 00:21:33,868 You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before. 337 00:21:34,038 --> 00:21:35,562 That's okay. We understand. 338 00:21:35,739 --> 00:21:37,570 Yeah, and about this Nancy.... 339 00:21:37,741 --> 00:21:39,868 If you're not sleeping with her, should l? 340 00:21:47,318 --> 00:21:49,479 I know there'll be other houses, but I just-- 341 00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:52,679 - I love that one so much. - Yeah. 342 00:21:53,357 --> 00:21:55,382 Well, it's a good thing we got it then. 343 00:21:57,027 --> 00:21:59,086 - What? - We got the house. 344 00:21:59,997 --> 00:22:02,795 - Oh, my God. - I didn't wanna tell you in front of them. 345 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,592 We got it?! We got the house?! 346 00:22:04,768 --> 00:22:06,395 We're getting a house! 347 00:22:10,641 --> 00:22:13,439 - We're getting a house. - And a baby. 348 00:22:13,611 --> 00:22:15,010 We're growing up. 349 00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:17,905 We sure are. 350 00:22:18,816 --> 00:22:20,340 - Who's gonna tell them? - Not it! 351 00:22:20,517 --> 00:22:22,382 Not it! Damn it! 352 00:22:26,857 --> 00:22:28,518 Rachel, this is yours. 353 00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:30,284 Why? What are these for? 354 00:22:30,461 --> 00:22:33,328 - You'll see. - All right, everybody open them. 355 00:22:35,766 --> 00:22:38,530 Wow, this is so beautiful! 356 00:22:38,702 --> 00:22:41,034 These are the ones I was looking at in the store! 357 00:22:41,205 --> 00:22:43,139 - I know. - Oh, I love this! 358 00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:45,502 A meatball sub! 359 00:22:45,943 --> 00:22:47,274 Thanks! 360 00:22:47,444 --> 00:22:50,072 Seriously, guys, what's going on? What are these for? 361 00:22:50,247 --> 00:22:53,512 Well, I didn't know how to tell you before... 362 00:22:53,684 --> 00:22:55,549 - ...but we got the house. - Enjoy! 363 00:23:00,624 --> 00:23:01,852 What did they say?