1 00:00:02,214 --> 00:00:04,978 Hey, Emma, you better appreciate this while it lasts... 2 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:09,143 ...because when you get older, you're not gonna be able to just sit around all day. 3 00:00:09,988 --> 00:00:12,081 - So true. - Yeah. 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,094 - Hey. - Hey. 5 00:00:17,696 --> 00:00:19,926 We're here to say goodbye. We're off to Ohio. 6 00:00:20,098 --> 00:00:22,362 Oh, right, your adoption interview. 7 00:00:22,534 --> 00:00:25,367 Yep. We'll meet the lady who could be carrying our baby. 8 00:00:25,537 --> 00:00:29,701 I can't believe it. When you come back, you'll have a baby. That is so weird. 9 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:31,775 And so incorrect. 10 00:00:32,611 --> 00:00:34,306 She's only a couple months pregnant. 11 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,879 She liked our application but might not like us. 12 00:00:37,049 --> 00:00:39,040 Come on, she's gonna love you guys. 13 00:00:39,217 --> 00:00:41,947 Thank you. But we're trying not to get our hopes up. 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,747 A lot could still get in our way. 15 00:00:43,922 --> 00:00:46,982 She could decide against adoption, like another couple better. 16 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:48,626 What are you gonna name it? 17 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:52,897 I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word. 18 00:00:54,499 --> 00:00:57,127 But just think, okay? What if everything goes right? 19 00:00:57,302 --> 00:00:59,566 What if this woman does pick you guys? 20 00:01:00,772 --> 00:01:03,935 Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us! 21 00:01:04,109 --> 00:01:06,737 So we're standing firm on "not getting our hopes up"? 22 00:01:07,512 --> 00:01:10,345 No. I know things could still go wrong, but if they don't... 23 00:01:10,515 --> 00:01:13,450 ...if this works out, we're gonna have a baby. A baby! 24 00:01:13,619 --> 00:01:15,553 - Yes. But-- - Oh, my God. It's gonna work! 25 00:01:15,721 --> 00:01:17,279 We're gonna make it work! 26 00:01:17,456 --> 00:01:19,822 I'm gonna be a mommy, and you're gonna be a daddy! 27 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:22,859 All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby! 28 00:01:27,532 --> 00:01:29,693 Screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy! 29 00:02:20,185 --> 00:02:21,516 Hey, who's Phoebe with? 30 00:02:22,554 --> 00:02:24,181 Mike. 31 00:02:28,093 --> 00:02:32,052 No, Joey. Who is Phoebe with at the door? 32 00:02:33,765 --> 00:02:36,757 I wanna say, "Someone I'm gonna have sex with." 33 00:02:39,738 --> 00:02:41,569 - Hey. - Hey. 34 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:44,971 - So who's your friend? - Oh, that's Sarah. 35 00:02:45,477 --> 00:02:47,206 No. Don't you get any ideas. 36 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:49,904 I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends. 37 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:52,607 - Why? Why? - Because you'll date her once... 38 00:02:52,784 --> 00:02:54,775 ...sleep with her, then forget she exists. 39 00:02:54,953 --> 00:02:57,148 Name one friend of yours I did that with. 40 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,654 - Mandy. - Mandy, huh? 41 00:03:00,158 --> 00:03:02,422 Really hot blond, big boobs? 42 00:03:03,662 --> 00:03:07,462 - No. - Might be why I don't remember, huh? 43 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,900 Do you think I'm someone else? 44 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:18,634 Look, I may not have treated your friends well in the past. 45 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:21,745 But I have grown up a lot. Really. Honest. Rach? 46 00:03:21,913 --> 00:03:23,881 Yeah, believe it or not, it's true. 47 00:03:24,049 --> 00:03:25,983 I mean, when Joey and I were together... 48 00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:30,349 ...he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. 49 00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:33,514 And for the one week that we went out... 50 00:03:34,326 --> 00:03:36,089 ...he didn't sleep with anybody else. 51 00:03:36,261 --> 00:03:38,354 Growth. 52 00:03:40,532 --> 00:03:43,467 - Fine, I'll give you her number. - Okay. Thank you. 53 00:03:43,635 --> 00:03:45,660 And I promise you I will not forget this one. 54 00:03:45,837 --> 00:03:47,270 - Mandy. - Sarah! 55 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:49,236 Sarah. 56 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:52,941 - Hey. - Hi. 57 00:03:53,111 --> 00:03:55,443 - Hey. - Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice. 58 00:03:57,282 --> 00:03:59,113 How does this look? 59 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:07,217 Well, it's-- It's a little low. Pick it up a little. 60 00:04:08,927 --> 00:04:10,417 A little bit more. 61 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:11,994 A little bit more. 62 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:13,597 There you go. 63 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:17,128 Now throw it away. 64 00:04:17,836 --> 00:04:20,031 Come on! This looks good. 65 00:04:20,205 --> 00:04:23,641 Ross, please trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. 66 00:04:23,809 --> 00:04:27,301 Now I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is... 67 00:04:27,479 --> 00:04:30,505 ...but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat. 68 00:04:30,849 --> 00:04:32,248 Damn it. God.... 69 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:35,682 I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool. 70 00:04:35,854 --> 00:04:37,822 - Well, who's the girl? - Her name's Joan. 71 00:04:37,989 --> 00:04:40,514 She's in fashion. She works for Hugo Boss. 72 00:04:40,692 --> 00:04:44,059 Hugo Boss? I thought you said she was in fashion. 73 00:04:46,431 --> 00:04:49,264 At the Ralph Lauren offices, that would've killed. 74 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:53,302 If you want fashion help, Rachel and l are going shopping tomorrow. 75 00:04:53,471 --> 00:04:56,599 - You're welcome to come with us. - Really? That would be great. 76 00:04:56,775 --> 00:04:58,265 I mean, I have to do something. 77 00:04:58,443 --> 00:05:00,502 She kind of teased me about how I dress. 78 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:02,271 I can see why. Nice shirt. 79 00:05:03,515 --> 00:05:05,608 You're wearing the same shirt. 80 00:05:08,453 --> 00:05:10,580 Stupid Gap on every corner! 81 00:05:18,864 --> 00:05:21,628 Make yourselves comfortable, and I'll be back with Erica. 82 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,597 Okay, thank you. 83 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:27,467 Well, this is it. 84 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:29,937 - Are you okay? - Yeah, it's just weird, you know? 85 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:34,807 It's like, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?" 86 00:05:36,781 --> 00:05:38,112 You're gonna be great. 87 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:40,008 You're gonna be great. 88 00:05:40,185 --> 00:05:42,813 Well, obviously. 89 00:05:44,389 --> 00:05:46,789 Monica? Chandler? I'd like you to meet Erica. 90 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:49,449 - Hi. - Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you. 91 00:05:49,628 --> 00:05:51,653 - Hi. - Thank you for agreeing to see us. 92 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:53,559 - Hi. - I'll let you get acquainted. 93 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:56,792 - Okay. - So it's Monica and Chandler? 94 00:05:56,968 --> 00:06:01,234 I only know you as "File CRW3381 5-D." 95 00:06:01,806 --> 00:06:04,331 That's what our friends call us. 96 00:06:05,043 --> 00:06:09,207 Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... 97 00:06:09,381 --> 00:06:10,780 ...kind of intimidating. 98 00:06:10,949 --> 00:06:12,814 I don't know about that. 99 00:06:12,984 --> 00:06:15,976 Are you kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor. 100 00:06:17,422 --> 00:06:19,617 But on top of it, you're married to a reverend? 101 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:28,093 - I don't think that's exactly-- - Let her finish, doctor. 102 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:34,235 - Hey. - Hey. 103 00:06:34,406 --> 00:06:37,307 My friend Sarah had a great time last night. 104 00:06:37,475 --> 00:06:39,875 - Yeah. - Yeah, so you gonna call this one back? 105 00:06:40,045 --> 00:06:41,808 No. 106 00:06:42,747 --> 00:06:44,738 What are you talking about? Sarah's great. 107 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:48,613 Oh, really? You want to know what your "great" friend did? 108 00:06:48,987 --> 00:06:50,477 We're out to dinner, okay? 109 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:53,146 We were getting along, having a really nice time. 110 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,225 I was thinking she was really cool. 111 00:06:55,393 --> 00:06:57,918 And then, out of nowhere.... 112 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:22,286 That's it? 113 00:07:22,454 --> 00:07:24,820 That's why you won't go out with her again? 114 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:26,685 So she took some fries. Big deal. 115 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:29,156 Hey, look, it's not about a few fries. 116 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:31,227 It's about what the fries represent. 117 00:07:31,396 --> 00:07:33,830 - What? - All food! 118 00:07:34,399 --> 00:07:36,128 Well, I'm sorry. 119 00:07:36,301 --> 00:07:39,566 I can't believe I set you up with such a monster! 120 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,831 Hey, look, I take a girl out... 121 00:07:42,007 --> 00:07:45,272 ...she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right? 122 00:07:45,443 --> 00:07:49,470 Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food! 123 00:07:50,315 --> 00:07:52,249 That's a good way to lose some fingers. 124 00:07:54,652 --> 00:07:57,018 - Thank God you're here. Listen to this. - What? 125 00:07:57,188 --> 00:08:00,851 Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over... 126 00:08:01,026 --> 00:08:03,995 - ...and takes a few of his fries-- - Oh, no! 127 00:08:04,162 --> 00:08:06,255 What? 128 00:08:07,032 --> 00:08:09,626 You know about the plate thing? 129 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:12,325 Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food. 130 00:08:12,504 --> 00:08:15,234 I mean, just last week we were having breakfast... 131 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,465 ...and he had a couple grapes on his plate. 132 00:08:17,642 --> 00:08:19,906 - You wouldn't let her have a grape? - No, not me. 133 00:08:20,078 --> 00:08:21,443 Emma. 134 00:08:24,215 --> 00:08:27,013 Joey doesn't share food! 135 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:34,825 Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again. 136 00:08:34,993 --> 00:08:37,257 You are calling her, okay? 137 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:40,990 And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table. 138 00:08:45,737 --> 00:08:47,398 I like that. 139 00:08:47,572 --> 00:08:49,938 A sharing buffer. Yeah. 140 00:08:50,108 --> 00:08:53,600 Yeah, I'll order some extra fries. Maybe a plate of onion rings. 141 00:08:53,978 --> 00:08:55,502 Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,012 And a shrimp cocktail. 143 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,414 And some Buffalo wings. 144 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:03,611 Maybe.... Maybe an individual pizza, huh? 145 00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:06,279 And some mozzarella sticks. 146 00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:09,322 What were we talking about? 147 00:09:14,365 --> 00:09:18,461 Wow, this place is awesome. Everyone is so mean. 148 00:09:23,174 --> 00:09:24,937 So fun. 149 00:09:25,543 --> 00:09:28,171 We should just go. I'm not gonna find anything here. 150 00:09:28,346 --> 00:09:29,677 This stuff is ridiculous. 151 00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,476 Oh, this place is great! 152 00:09:34,452 --> 00:09:38,855 Okay, you guys have fun. I'm gonna go talk to people in this voice. 153 00:09:39,891 --> 00:09:43,258 Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver. 154 00:09:43,428 --> 00:09:46,454 - Why? - Okay, nothing with hair. 155 00:09:46,631 --> 00:09:49,259 And nothing with padlocks on it! 156 00:09:49,434 --> 00:09:52,403 Ross, look. Look, I know that some of this stuff is out there. 157 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:55,266 But I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater. 158 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,374 I mean, this is just beautiful. 159 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,703 Wow, this is really soft. 160 00:10:00,578 --> 00:10:02,409 Three hundred and fifty dollars? 161 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:06,846 Down from 700. You're saving, like, 200 bucks. 162 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:12,852 Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today. 163 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,526 Hey, check this out. It's totally you. 164 00:10:16,728 --> 00:10:18,059 - Wow. - Yeah. 165 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,633 Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good. 166 00:10:24,802 --> 00:10:26,167 Yeah. 167 00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:31,498 "Boys will be boys"? 168 00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:34,839 - What? They will be! - All right. 169 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:38,176 - That's it, I'm getting out of here. - No, Ross, wait, come on. 170 00:10:38,349 --> 00:10:42,410 There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts, these nice pants. 171 00:10:42,587 --> 00:10:44,714 Actually, these might look pretty good on me. 172 00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:47,722 Yes, they will. You know what you should do? Go take a walk. 173 00:10:47,892 --> 00:10:51,623 All right? I know your size, and I'll pick out some really good stuff for you. 174 00:10:51,796 --> 00:10:53,161 - Really? - Yes. 175 00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:54,889 I know what looks sexy on guys. 176 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:58,194 Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you. 177 00:10:58,369 --> 00:10:59,734 So you're saying... 178 00:10:59,904 --> 00:11:04,068 ...if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers? 179 00:11:05,343 --> 00:11:07,504 Why do men keep talking to me like this? 180 00:11:10,381 --> 00:11:13,714 So the fact that I'm a doctor and my wife's a reverend... 181 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:15,352 ...that's important to you? 182 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,454 Yeah. I read some great applications... 183 00:11:17,622 --> 00:11:20,682 ...but I thought, "Who better than a minister to raise a child?" 184 00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,416 Amen. 185 00:11:24,329 --> 00:11:27,787 Plus, I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor. 186 00:11:27,966 --> 00:11:29,524 Good hands. 187 00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:31,760 Healing hands. 188 00:11:32,971 --> 00:11:36,304 Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible say anything about adoption? 189 00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:38,442 It says, "Do it." 190 00:11:40,144 --> 00:11:44,979 "And behold, she did adopt unto them a baby. 191 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,143 And it was good." 192 00:11:50,488 --> 00:11:53,787 - Wow. - Yeah, wow. 193 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:57,060 I was wondering-- You both have such serious jobs. 194 00:11:57,228 --> 00:12:00,322 Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock? 195 00:12:00,498 --> 00:12:02,523 - My flock? - People in your church. 196 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:05,299 Oh, my flock. 197 00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:08,968 Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good. 198 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:12,405 Yeah. My flock pretty much takes care of themselves by this point. 199 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:14,840 Good flock. Flock, flock, flock. 200 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,677 But being a doctor, that must take up a lot of time. 201 00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:22,581 Not for me it doesn't. 202 00:12:22,754 --> 00:12:24,847 So how's everything going in here? 203 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,651 We're great. I think I may have asked all my questions. 204 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:29,690 Good. Do you have questions for Erica? 205 00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:33,592 Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked... 206 00:12:33,765 --> 00:12:37,394 ...and then you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us? 207 00:12:37,568 --> 00:12:39,866 Yes. Our system ensures total anonymity. 208 00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:43,064 - We're very proud of it. - You should be. 209 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:46,609 You're really on top of stuff. 210 00:12:46,778 --> 00:12:50,441 Well then, if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk. 211 00:12:50,648 --> 00:12:52,172 I actually.... 212 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,614 - I don't think we have to. - We don't? 213 00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:58,051 Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you... 214 00:12:58,222 --> 00:13:00,850 ...but I just thought we should meet face to face. 215 00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:03,220 I've made my decision. 216 00:13:03,528 --> 00:13:05,291 I choose them. 217 00:13:05,763 --> 00:13:07,754 Oh, my God, this is great. 218 00:13:07,932 --> 00:13:09,797 This is so great. Did you hear that? 219 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,594 Yeah, I did. 220 00:13:11,769 --> 00:13:13,293 Hey. 221 00:13:13,471 --> 00:13:16,963 Thank you. Thank you so much. 222 00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:20,506 You are so going to heaven! 223 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:28,951 - We got some really great stuff. - Yeah. 224 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,611 Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got. 225 00:13:31,789 --> 00:13:34,417 Really? Do you want to try some of them on for me? 226 00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:35,923 Okay. 227 00:13:36,094 --> 00:13:38,824 Wait, are we in Joey's imagination? 228 00:13:40,932 --> 00:13:44,424 Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags by mistake. 229 00:13:44,602 --> 00:13:46,467 And one of mine is missing. 230 00:13:46,637 --> 00:13:49,003 Ross probably has it. You'll get it from him later. 231 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:58,076 So, what do you think? 232 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:03,550 I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore. 233 00:14:04,489 --> 00:14:06,753 Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me. 234 00:14:06,924 --> 00:14:09,757 She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did. 235 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:12,589 I turned quite a few heads on my way over here. 236 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:17,768 Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that. 237 00:14:18,302 --> 00:14:19,792 I see. 238 00:14:19,971 --> 00:14:24,271 Somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies? 239 00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:27,878 Looks like someone is the ladies! 240 00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:31,471 You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. 241 00:14:31,649 --> 00:14:35,415 Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date. 242 00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:41,817 See? All eyes on me! 243 00:14:46,497 --> 00:14:49,591 - We are not signing those papers. - Why not? 244 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:53,428 It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else. 245 00:14:53,604 --> 00:14:56,129 God works in mysterious ways. 246 00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:59,067 You have got to stop. 247 00:14:59,544 --> 00:15:01,136 But she liked us. 248 00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:04,145 She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica. 249 00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:08,048 If you think about it, I'm kind of like a reverend. 250 00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:14,715 I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor. 251 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:18,621 Your veal chop is 34.95! 252 00:15:19,897 --> 00:15:22,661 Come on, I just-- I think we've been given an opportunity. 253 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,826 The mistake's already made. They're writing up the papers now. 254 00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:27,868 But we're not the ones she chose. 255 00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:30,200 How can you feel okay about this? 256 00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:33,607 Because. 257 00:15:33,778 --> 00:15:37,077 We may not be who she thinks we are... 258 00:15:37,248 --> 00:15:40,081 ...but no one will ever love that baby more than us. 259 00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:41,775 - I know. - I mean, who knows... 260 00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:44,945 ...how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? 261 00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:47,716 What if no one ever picks us? 262 00:15:47,892 --> 00:15:49,553 Oh, honey.... 263 00:15:49,727 --> 00:15:51,285 Please? 264 00:15:51,462 --> 00:15:53,953 Please. We are so close. 265 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,233 Monica, I want a baby too. 266 00:15:58,402 --> 00:16:00,666 But this woman is giving away her child. 267 00:16:00,838 --> 00:16:03,773 She deserves to know who it's going to. 268 00:16:10,982 --> 00:16:13,109 Okay. You're right. 269 00:16:15,019 --> 00:16:17,453 So we'll tell the truth. 270 00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:21,114 And who knows, you know? Maybe she'll like us for us. 271 00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:25,626 Maybe she will. 272 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:28,398 Why couldn't I have been a reverend? 273 00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:30,830 You're Jewish. 274 00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:34,398 Technicality! 275 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,439 Garden salad for the lady. 276 00:16:41,612 --> 00:16:44,911 Oh, that looks great. Good ordering. 277 00:16:45,082 --> 00:16:48,950 Seafood platter for the gentleman, and extra fries. 278 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,815 Enjoy. 279 00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:54,851 Those fries look delicious. 280 00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:57,290 I didn't know you liked French fries. 281 00:16:57,461 --> 00:17:00,328 Help yourself. What's mine is yours. 282 00:17:04,835 --> 00:17:06,735 Wow, are those stuffed clams? 283 00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:13,841 Yes, they are my stuffed clams. 284 00:17:16,247 --> 00:17:19,216 How about those fries, though, huh? 285 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:23,011 - They are delicious. - Yeah. 286 00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:29,383 You are beautiful, you know that? 287 00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:32,461 That is so sweet. 288 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:36,429 Okay, then. 289 00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:50,005 Now look what you did! 290 00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:52,376 What? What is the matter with you? 291 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,950 I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay? 292 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,111 But you said, "What's mine is yours." 293 00:17:58,289 --> 00:17:59,984 Well, I didn't mean it! 294 00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:05,694 Fine. Sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal. 295 00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:09,232 No, I'm sorry. I.... 296 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,860 I'm overreacting, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, l... 297 00:18:14,038 --> 00:18:15,596 ...have certain rules... 298 00:18:15,773 --> 00:18:17,570 ...okay? I mean... 299 00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:22,702 ...there are things you do, and, you know, things that you don't do. 300 00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:31,281 Wow, this place looks great. 301 00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:35,949 Oh, you are gonna love it. And I'm so glad we're finally doing this. 302 00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:39,153 - Me too. - Here. 303 00:18:47,571 --> 00:18:50,039 So this was fun. 304 00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:01,017 I really am sorry about, you know, before. 305 00:19:01,185 --> 00:19:03,881 And I want to make sure you know I really do like you. 306 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,819 Sure, just not as much as clams. 307 00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,754 Well, stuffed clams.... 308 00:19:10,761 --> 00:19:12,661 Chocolate torte for the lady. 309 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,991 Cheesecake for the gentleman. 310 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:19,933 Excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake. 311 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,469 Yes, that's a raspberry coulis. 312 00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:25,438 Coulis is not a monkey? 313 00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:30,871 When I read the description I thought it came with a little raspberry monkey. 314 00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:35,275 - Oh, my God. - I'll just have what she's having instead. 315 00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:38,286 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. That was our last piece. 316 00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:48,592 I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. 317 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,864 Oh, no. 318 00:19:53,037 --> 00:19:55,767 This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me? 319 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,170 Yeah, sure. No problem. 320 00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:03,641 What are you doing? I thought you don't share food? 321 00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:05,372 Sure I do. 322 00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,517 Coulis? 323 00:20:07,685 --> 00:20:11,519 No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. 324 00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,316 This is a two-way street. 325 00:20:16,026 --> 00:20:17,755 Really? 326 00:20:18,429 --> 00:20:19,760 Really. 327 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,660 Now this all better be here when I come back. 328 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:26,564 Yeah, of course. I can control myself. 329 00:20:38,849 --> 00:20:41,215 Stop staring at me! 330 00:20:51,962 --> 00:20:55,420 Just a tiny little.... 331 00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:11,707 I'm not even sorry. 332 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:17,587 - Hi. - Hey. 333 00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:21,885 So these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. 334 00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:24,960 There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain as we go through. 335 00:21:26,997 --> 00:21:29,227 - Is that a picture? - Yeah. 336 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,834 It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. 337 00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:33,697 I thought you might want to see it. 338 00:21:41,245 --> 00:21:43,236 Look, doctor. 339 00:21:47,284 --> 00:21:50,549 Look, before we sign anything, we really have to talk. 340 00:21:54,024 --> 00:21:55,958 We're not who you think we are. 341 00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:59,220 - I don't understand. - The agency must have made a mistake. 342 00:21:59,396 --> 00:22:02,365 My wife is not a reverend, and I'm not a doctor. 343 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:04,467 - What? - That's impossible. 344 00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:08,002 I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like. 345 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:12,868 I have to check your file. Excuse me. 346 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,408 So who are you? 347 00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:17,638 Our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York. 348 00:22:17,815 --> 00:22:20,215 Yeah, but the important thing to know about us... 349 00:22:20,384 --> 00:22:23,581 ...is how much we would care for this little baby. 350 00:22:23,754 --> 00:22:25,745 So you lied to me before? 351 00:22:25,923 --> 00:22:29,518 Well, we "bore false witness." 352 00:22:30,961 --> 00:22:33,452 See? I could be a reverend. 353 00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:36,023 I can't believe this. 354 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,691 But we were hoping that since we told you the truth... 355 00:22:38,869 --> 00:22:41,997 - ...that you still might consider-- - Giving you my baby? 356 00:22:42,172 --> 00:22:44,333 You think I'd give you my child after this? 357 00:22:44,508 --> 00:22:47,136 You don't have to decide now. If you look at our file-- 358 00:22:47,311 --> 00:22:50,371 I don't want to look at your file. This is over. 359 00:22:54,818 --> 00:22:56,547 Erica, wait. 360 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,688 I have nothing to say to you. 361 00:22:58,856 --> 00:23:01,017 Look, you have every reason to be upset. 362 00:23:01,191 --> 00:23:02,658 We did lie. 363 00:23:02,826 --> 00:23:06,853 But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. 364 00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:10,523 And we don't know how long it's gonna be before we get another chance. 365 00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:12,828 Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it? 366 00:23:13,003 --> 00:23:15,938 Erica, please. 367 00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:20,236 Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. 368 00:23:20,411 --> 00:23:22,379 Our last name's Bing. 369 00:23:22,546 --> 00:23:25,140 My wife's a chef, and I'm in advertising. 370 00:23:26,216 --> 00:23:28,047 Oh, yeah. 371 00:23:28,218 --> 00:23:30,743 I actually liked you guys. 372 00:23:32,222 --> 00:23:34,486 But it doesn't matter. What you did was wrong. 373 00:23:34,658 --> 00:23:37,126 But you did like us. 374 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,319 And you should. 375 00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:42,060 My wife's an incredible woman. 376 00:23:42,232 --> 00:23:46,259 She is loving, and devoted and caring. 377 00:23:46,704 --> 00:23:50,606 And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right. 378 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:57,837 I love my wife more than anything in this world. 379 00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:00,708 And it.... 380 00:24:01,852 --> 00:24:05,151 It kills me that I can't give her a baby. 381 00:24:10,661 --> 00:24:13,061 I really want a kid. 382 00:24:14,131 --> 00:24:17,862 And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. 383 00:24:18,435 --> 00:24:20,164 But my wife... 384 00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:22,798 ...she's already there. 385 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,131 She's a mother... 386 00:24:26,243 --> 00:24:28,268 ...without a baby. 387 00:24:35,452 --> 00:24:37,283 Please? 388 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:51,263 You still want that baby? 389 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:09,078 God bless you, Chandler Bing! 390 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:25,394 Turns out this sweater is made for a woman. 391 00:25:27,771 --> 00:25:29,762 So why are you still wearing it? 392 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,532 Because it's soft. 393 00:25:33,544 --> 00:25:35,102 Hey, so how was your date? 394 00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:37,110 Not so good. 395 00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:43,444 Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh, buddy? 396 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:46,646 Yeah. And you know what? We could do a lot worse. 397 00:25:46,824 --> 00:25:48,985 - Yeah. - Yeah. 398 00:25:51,128 --> 00:25:54,063 Joey doesn't share food!