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You know, I'm thinking about letting
Emma have her first cookie.
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Her first cookie?
She has cookies all the time.
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I've never given her a cookie.
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- Have you?
- No.
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No. And for the record, I've also
never given her frosting from a can.
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Hey, Rach, the adoption agency
needs letters of recommendation...
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...and we wondered
if you would write one for us?
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- Of course. I would be honored.
- Thank you.
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I think there's been an oversight.
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We would have asked you.
We thought you wouldn't be interested.
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It's just that we don't think of you
as really being so much with the words.
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Clearly, we were wrong.
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I got a lot of nice stuff
to say about you guys, okay?
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I know how much you want
to have a baby...
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...and I would love to help you get one.
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You know what?
Then we want you to do it.
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Thank you. All right.
Let me see how I'm gonna start.
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"Dear Baby Adoption Decider People...."
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So excited about your letter.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Phoebe.
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- Wow, don't you look nice.
- Yes, I do.
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Today's Mike and my
one-year anniversary.
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What's it the anniversary of?
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Your first date, your first kiss,
first time you had sex?
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Yeah.
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So you must be going
somewhere fancy to celebrate.
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A Knicks game.
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Aren't you a little overdressed?
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I've never had a one-year
anniversary before...
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...so no matter where we go,
I'm wearing something fancy...
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...I'm gonna put on
my finest jewelry...
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...and we're gonna have sex
in a public restroom.
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You guys do that?
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Chandler won't even have sex
in our bathroom.
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That's where people
make number two.
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So, you know, I have
a little time if you want to....
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I'd love to, but I really have
to grade these papers.
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Fine. It's fine.
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I'll just shower by myself.
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B. B. B. B. B.
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You gave a B
to a Pottery Barn catalog.
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Well, it had some good ideas.
Take off your shirt.
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- Damn it.
- Rachel, open up! It's your sister!
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I have to talk to you.
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Hi, Amy.
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- You're not Rachel.
- Still sharp as a tack.
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Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy.
Amy, this is Charlie.
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- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, hi.
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And you are?
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Ross? I grew up on your block?
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We had Thanksgiving together
last year?
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I had a baby with your sister?
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No. I....
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Did I buy a falafel
from you yesterday?
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Yes. Yes, you did.
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Hi, Rachel.
Here's your sister Amy.
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She thinks I need pec implants.
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Amy? Hi.
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- You remember Joey.
- Yeah. Hey, sure.
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- The Days of our Lives guy.
- That's right, yeah.
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You are not good.
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Always nice to meet a fan.
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- So, now, what are you doing here?
- Well, I have huge news.
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- Hold on. Let me check on the baby.
- This is important. Can't Ella wait?
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Her name is Emma.
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Why did you change it?
Ella was so much prettier.
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What do I know? I just sell
Middle Eastern food from a cart.
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Hey, your English is getting better.
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- Oh, my God.
- I know.
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She may be the hottest girl
I've ever hated.
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- What you working on?
- Monica and Chandler's recommendation.
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I want it to sound smart, but I don't
know any big words or anything.
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- Why don't you use your thesaurus?
- What did I just say?
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Watch.
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Here, highlight the word you want
to change, go under "tools" ...
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...and the thesaurus generates--
Gives.
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Gives a whole list of choices.
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You can pick the word
that sounds smartest.
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My God, that's great. I'm smart.
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No, no, I'm:
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"Brainy, bright, clever."
I love this thing!
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Look out, ladies! Joey Tribbiani's
got the whole package!
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God...
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...so beautiful.
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I know, isn't she?
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No, I was talking about your bedding.
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All right, what's your news, Amy?
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Well...
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...I'm getting married.
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Wow! Oh, my God!
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- To who?
- This guy.
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He has a killer apartment.
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- And...?
- And it's on Fifth.
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And the elevator opens up
right into the living room.
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- No, what's he like?
- Oh, he's okay.
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Do you remember
my old boyfriend Mark?
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- Yeah.
- It's his dad.
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- Wow, so he's gotta be--
- Old? Yeah.
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But he travels a lot,
so he's hardly ever there.
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Sweetie, I gotta tell you,
it sounds a little bit like...
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...you like the apartment
more than you like--
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Myron.
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Yeah, I told you he was old.
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Sit down. Sit down.
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Honey, you know...
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...l once also almost married
somebody that I didn't love.
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- Do you remember Barry?
- Remember him?
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God, we used to make out all the time
after you went to sleep.
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Sometimes just nodding is okay.
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But anyway, listen.
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Not marrying Barry was the best
decision that I ever, ever made.
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Honey, Amy, you deserve true love.
Your soul mate is out there somewhere.
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Someone that is your age,
that is smart, that is fun...
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...and that you care about.
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You're right.
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- You're right. I'm gonna do it.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna marry Myron
and keep looking for Mr. Right.
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Okay, let's keep talking.
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Excuse me. Anniversary.
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Excuse me. Anniversary.
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Sir, could you move your nachos?
They're in my seat.
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It's my anniversary.
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Here we are.
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- I can't believe it's been a whole year.
- I know.
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This has been the best year....
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- This has been the best year of my life!
- Me too!
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I never thought I could
love someone this much!
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I feel the same way!
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You're so generous and kind,
and you're amazing in bed!
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It's our anniversary.
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Knicks fans, please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboard.
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Someone has a special question to ask.
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How lame.
It's so tacky and impersonal.
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- Really?
- It's the worst way to propose.
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Excuse me.
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I finished my recommendation. Here.
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And I think you'll be very, very happy.
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It's the longest I ever spent
on a computer without looking at porn.
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I don't understand.
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Some of the words a little
too sophisticated for you?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Well, of course it does.
It's smart. I used a thesaurus.
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On every word?
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Yep.
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All right, what was
this sentence originally?
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"They are warm, nice people
with big hearts."
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And that became, "They are humid,
prepossessing Homo sapiens...
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...with full-sized aortic pumps."
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Yeah. Yeah. And hey,
I really mean it, dude.
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All right, Joey,
I don't think we can use this.
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- Why not?
- Well, because you signed it:
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"Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani."
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Why don't you stop worrying about
sounding smart and just be yourself.
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You don't need a thesaurus.
Just write from here.
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Your full-sized aortic pump.
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- Amy. Hi.
- I took your advice.
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- I left Myron.
- Good for you!
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I know. I'm Erin Brockovich.
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Yes, you are.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
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So can I stay with you?
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00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:13,975
But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
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Look who's back.
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Why do you have bags?
Why does she have bags?
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I'm staying with you guys.
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00:11:24,462 --> 00:11:26,589
- What?
- We're gonna be roomies!
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Come on.
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00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:36,968
- You slept out here?
- Yeah.
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Amy kept kicking me in her sleep,
yelling, "Myron, get off!"
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But we're getting rid of her, right?
Please tell me we're getting rid of her?
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- Joey, I can't do that.
- Oh, come on.
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Last night I was finishing off
a pizza, and she said:
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"A moment on the lips,
forever on the hips."
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I don't need that kind of talk
in my house!
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Joey, look, I know that she's difficult...
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...but I think it's really good
that she's here.
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Because we'll appreciate it
more when she's gone?
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No, it's just-- Look, when I first moved
to this city, I was a lot like her.
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I was spoiled, self-centered.
And you guys really took care of me.
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Yeah. Monica made us.
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Well, whatever.
I really appreciate it...
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...because I don't think I would be
the person I am today...
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...if it wasn't for you guys.
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So I want to help Amy
the way you guys helped me.
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And I know it's gonna
take patience, but that's okay.
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- Good morning.
- Yeah.
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That's what I'm wearing today.
That's why I hung it on the door.
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Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.
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You know what? I was thinking that
maybe now would be a good time...
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...for us to sit down and,
you know, talk about your future.
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Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go
get my eyebrows shaped.
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I am not happy.
193
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Sure you want to eat that?
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I'm curvy and I like it!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I just had the worst anniversary ever.
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I doubt that.
Tell her about us last year.
198
00:13:24,882 --> 00:13:30,218
Well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch,
and he wrote me a rap song.
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- Seriously?
- Word.
200
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:38,523
Mine was worse than that.
201
00:13:38,696 --> 00:13:40,857
- Well, what happened?
- We were at the game.
202
00:13:41,032 --> 00:13:43,830
This guy proposed to his girlfriend
on the big screen thing.
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00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,765
- That is so tacky.
- Well, that's what I said.
204
00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:51,568
But it turns out Mike was planning to
propose to me that same way last night.
205
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,734
Oh, my God.
Mike was gonna propose?
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00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:56,072
- That's huge.
- Do you want to marry him?
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00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:58,408
Yeah, I really do. Yes.
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But after I dumped on the way
he was gonna do it...
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00:14:01,152 --> 00:14:05,612
...l don't think he'll ever ask again.
I said no in Barbados, and now this?
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00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:08,623
She's right. If I were a guy and....
211
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:16,466
Did I just say, "lf I were a guy"?
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00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:20,637
You don't need him to propose to you.
Maybe you could propose to him.
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00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:24,530
Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Isn't that a little desperate?
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00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,870
I proposed to Chandler.
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00:14:30,648 --> 00:14:32,616
All right, moving on.
216
00:14:33,017 --> 00:14:35,451
I don't think it was desperate.
It was amazing.
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Thank you.
218
00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:40,917
- Well, do you think I should propose?
- I think it could be kind of great.
219
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:45,222
Absolutely. You'll love the feeling.
There's nothing like it.
220
00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:50,360
Okay. Okay.
So how should I do it?
221
00:14:50,535 --> 00:14:52,799
How about at a game
on the big screen?
222
00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:56,506
How about at a Foot Locker?
223
00:14:57,542 --> 00:15:01,774
What? What, he obviously thinks
that's a nice way to be proposed to.
224
00:15:01,946 --> 00:15:05,404
- Plus, he'd never suspect it.
- Yeah, that does make sense.
225
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:09,246
- Okay, now, would you two like that?
- Sounds good to me.
226
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,684
But what would a guy think?
227
00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:16,727
- Nana's on the phone.
- Wow.
228
00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:20,552
That's interesting,
since she died seven years ago.
229
00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,759
She did?
230
00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:25,164
Who got her condo in Boca?
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00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,770
Hello?
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It's our nanny.
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Hi.
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00:15:32,443 --> 00:15:37,403
Oh, God, I hope you feel better.
Okay. Bye.
235
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:39,174
That's Molly. She's sick.
236
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:42,513
- Can you watch Emma today?
- I can't. I have back-to-back classes.
237
00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:45,588
Did Molly say what she had?
Because my throat's been hurting.
238
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:47,587
Menstrual cramps.
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00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,860
I don't think that's what this is.
240
00:15:53,064 --> 00:15:55,828
- Can any of you watch Emma?
- No, I'm sorry, sweetie.
241
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,901
No, I've got work,
and then I'm proposing.
242
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,595
Great. Shoot.
What am I gonna do?
243
00:16:01,772 --> 00:16:03,603
Well, I could do it.
244
00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:07,232
- Well, actually....
- Can I talk to you for a second?
245
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,847
I do not want her babysitting our child.
246
00:16:12,016 --> 00:16:15,611
- Why not?
- For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella.
247
00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:19,119
- Ella's a nice name.
- Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.
248
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,383
- The next one?
- Okay.
249
00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:25,361
I don't want her watching our baby.
250
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:28,966
Ross, I am trying to help her
become a better person.
251
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,964
This is a huge breakthrough for her.
252
00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:35,231
She just offered to do something
for another human being.
253
00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:36,668
You know, I don't know.
254
00:16:36,841 --> 00:16:38,001
Ross, I'm telling you...
255
00:16:38,175 --> 00:16:42,168
...she's giving up getting her eyebrows
shaped to do this, all right?
256
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:45,873
Do you understand how important
that is in our world?
257
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:52,220
Listen, I couldn't help but overhear,
because I was trying to.
258
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,817
Listen, let me do this.
I really want to help you guys out.
259
00:16:56,994 --> 00:17:00,122
And plus, Rachel's been
so wonderful to me.
260
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:05,329
- Absolutely.
- Oh, great!
261
00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:07,733
So how much does it pay?
262
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:16,342
How's the second draft
of the letter coming?
263
00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:19,847
Great. I'm finished. In fact,
I just dropped it off at the agency.
264
00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:23,544
- You dropped it off?
- Yeah.
265
00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:26,155
Can we read it?
Can you print out another copy?
266
00:17:26,324 --> 00:17:28,087
No can do, amigo.
267
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,821
No, I didn't use the computer.
It felt more personal to handwrite it.
268
00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:36,560
- You handwrote it?
- Yeah, and don't worry.
269
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,134
I didn't try to sound smart at all.
270
00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:41,535
See you later.
271
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:45,574
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That letter is gonna go in our file.
272
00:17:45,743 --> 00:17:47,438
We're never gonna get a kid.
273
00:17:47,612 --> 00:17:49,580
We're gonna be
one of those old couples...
274
00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:53,342
...that collects orchids
or has a lot of birds.
275
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:55,280
It's okay. You know what?
276
00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:59,184
I will just call the agency
and tell them to throw out the letter.
277
00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,551
Okay, good.
278
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:02,926
Hello, this is Chandler Bing.
279
00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:07,292
Someone just dropped off a handwritten
recommendation letter and....
280
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,628
Okay.
281
00:18:14,872 --> 00:18:17,568
Thank you. Goodbye.
282
00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:19,710
We're screwed, aren't we?
283
00:18:19,877 --> 00:18:22,471
You know what? Just tell me
on the way to the bird store.
284
00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:25,671
- They loved it.
- What?
285
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:29,718
They thought it was very smart of us
to have a child write the letter.
286
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,855
They thought Joey was a child?
287
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:36,050
She guessed 8, 9,
based on his drawings.
288
00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:41,823
- Hi.
- Hey, what'd you guys do today?
289
00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:47,062
Ella wanted to go out, so we went
shopping and got some sushi.
290
00:18:47,571 --> 00:18:50,597
- That sounds like fun.
- Yeah, not really.
291
00:18:50,775 --> 00:18:52,333
Babies are dull.
292
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,981
- Hey. Hi, how's my girl?
- I'm fine.
293
00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:02,647
And I got you a present
for letting me stay with you.
294
00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:05,882
- Ready?
- Yeah.
295
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,851
You pierced her ears?
296
00:19:12,029 --> 00:19:14,862
Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
297
00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:20,627
You pierced her ears?
298
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:23,137
How could you do this
without telling me?
299
00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:27,004
If I had told you, then it wouldn't
have been a surprise, now would it?
300
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:28,936
I think she looks cute.
301
00:19:29,747 --> 00:19:31,874
But I am wrong.
302
00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:37,120
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
303
00:19:37,455 --> 00:19:39,855
Why, did something happen
to his falafel cart?
304
00:19:41,258 --> 00:19:43,021
- Hey, guys.
- Ross!
305
00:19:43,194 --> 00:19:47,062
Hi, Emma. Why is she wearing
her hat so low?
306
00:19:47,231 --> 00:19:51,099
- She can barely see.
- I don't really want her to see.
307
00:19:52,036 --> 00:19:53,094
Why not?
308
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,932
Because there are so many
terrible sights in this world.
309
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,508
Like war. Or that thing
in Joey's refrigerator. Remember?
310
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:02,737
It was in a milk carton,
but it looked like meat?
311
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:05,540
Come here. Come here.
312
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:09,117
There she is. Hi.
313
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:13,785
- What?
- Nothing.
314
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:16,554
Hi.
315
00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:19,657
What--?
316
00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:34,642
- Please tell me those are clip-ons!
- Oh, they're real.
317
00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:37,477
Did she do this to her?
318
00:20:37,648 --> 00:20:40,116
I told you we shouldn't have
left Emma with her!
319
00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:42,149
I know, I know.
And you were right, Ross.
320
00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:45,914
Okay? You are so irresponsible!
I am never letting you babysit again!
321
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,217
You know what?
This kid needs me, okay?
322
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:52,123
- She needs to have a cool, fun aunt.
- I'm a cool, fun aunt.
323
00:20:52,296 --> 00:20:54,025
Okay.
324
00:20:54,465 --> 00:21:00,097
Hey! Monica can be cool and fun
at organized indoor projects.
325
00:21:01,405 --> 00:21:05,364
All I wanted to do was help you try
to figure out what to do with your life.
326
00:21:05,543 --> 00:21:06,942
This is how you repay me?
327
00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:10,740
I don't need you to help me. I already
know what I'm gonna do with my life.
328
00:21:10,915 --> 00:21:14,646
- Oh, yeah? Since when?
- Since today.
329
00:21:15,019 --> 00:21:19,820
I am going to be a baby stylist.
330
00:21:20,858 --> 00:21:24,123
- What?
- That's not a thing!
331
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,720
Well, it should be.
332
00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:29,832
I'm gonna help babies learn
how to accessorize...
333
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,265
...what colors to wear,
what clothes are slimming.
334
00:21:33,437 --> 00:21:37,567
- Babies don't care if they're slim!
- Enter Amy.
335
00:21:38,142 --> 00:21:41,908
- Amy, l-- I just-- I just wanna--
- What? What are you gonna do?
336
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,540
No more falafel for you!
337
00:21:58,662 --> 00:22:00,755
Great game, huh?
338
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:07,732
- Why do you keep looking at the screen?
- I'm not. I'm praying.
339
00:22:07,905 --> 00:22:10,100
Please let the Knicks win.
340
00:22:10,274 --> 00:22:12,469
Thank you, Thor.
341
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:16,240
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to the bathroom.
342
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:18,540
- Well, I think you should wait.
- Why?
343
00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:24,313
Well, if you don't hold it in,
you don't get all the nutrients.
344
00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:28,486
Knicks fans, please turn your attention
to the big screen on the scoreboard.
345
00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,758
Someone has a special question to ask.
346
00:22:35,199 --> 00:22:38,100
Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?
347
00:22:39,503 --> 00:22:43,371
Get a load of this.
She's proposing to him!
348
00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:47,101
Guess we know who wears
the pants in that family.
349
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,906
Well, that's not very enlightened.
350
00:22:53,984 --> 00:22:57,078
Boo us? Boo you!
351
00:22:58,255 --> 00:23:01,088
Odin will smite you!
352
00:23:07,631 --> 00:23:11,533
Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani.
353
00:23:11,702 --> 00:23:13,533
Oh, hi.
354
00:23:15,239 --> 00:23:17,707
Well, I'm glad you liked my letter.
355
00:23:19,143 --> 00:23:22,738
No, my mommy and daddy
aren't home right now.
356
00:23:24,048 --> 00:23:26,539
Okay, bye-bye.
357
00:23:29,253 --> 00:23:31,244
She was nice.
358
00:23:32,189 --> 00:23:35,886
Joey, get Amy's bags.
She is moving out.
359
00:23:36,927 --> 00:23:41,159
- You're kicking me out?
- You put holes in my baby's ears.
360
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,527
At least now people
will know she's a girl!
361
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:48,696
I can't believe I ever
even tried to help you.
362
00:23:48,872 --> 00:23:51,432
- You are so beyond help!
- You know what?
363
00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:54,600
Ever since I got here,
you have been nothing but negative.
364
00:23:54,778 --> 00:23:56,302
- Excuse me?
- You didn't want me...
365
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,948
...to marry the old guy
with the great apartment.
366
00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:03,917
Then I tried to help your daughter
de-emphasize her flaws...
367
00:24:04,088 --> 00:24:06,181
...and suddenly I'm the bad guy?
368
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:10,259
- Joey, where are those bags?
- She has a lot of crap!
369
00:24:10,995 --> 00:24:14,362
You know? When I moved in here,
I thought, "This will be so great.
370
00:24:14,531 --> 00:24:17,557
Just us sisters back together again
like when we were kids."
371
00:24:17,735 --> 00:24:19,930
Except without that stupid Jill.
372
00:24:21,038 --> 00:24:23,268
Who has gotten fat, by the way.
373
00:24:25,142 --> 00:24:26,473
Seriously?
374
00:24:26,977 --> 00:24:29,207
Mom said she gained, like, 15 pounds.
375
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:32,213
- Hips or thighs?
- Ass and face.
376
00:24:33,617 --> 00:24:36,415
Oh, my God!
I thought she was on Atkins.
377
00:24:36,587 --> 00:24:38,578
She was. Carbs found her.
378
00:24:42,993 --> 00:24:45,791
See? This is what I wanted.
379
00:24:45,963 --> 00:24:49,364
Two sisters talking about real stuff.
380
00:24:51,969 --> 00:24:53,994
Oh, I can give you that.
381
00:24:54,505 --> 00:24:56,530
- You can?
- Yeah.
382
00:24:56,707 --> 00:24:59,699
I kept trying to make you
a better person, but you're....
383
00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:03,142
You're already a pretty perfect
version of what you are.
384
00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:06,116
Thank you.
385
00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:08,945
You gotta admit,
Emma does look cute.
386
00:25:10,554 --> 00:25:14,046
- Did you just say, "Emma"?
- Oh, I'm sorry. Ella.
387
00:25:16,894 --> 00:25:21,388
Sis, you wanna go bring Jill some pasta?
388
00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:26,069
Come on, Amy. Now, that's just wrong.
389
00:25:26,236 --> 00:25:28,670
Her true weakness was garlic bread.
390
00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:37,580
That woman didn't know what
she was talking about, Mike.
391
00:25:37,748 --> 00:25:40,046
Obviously, you have balls.
392
00:25:41,485 --> 00:25:44,249
- Please, let's forget the whole thing.
- I would love it.
393
00:25:44,421 --> 00:25:46,321
- Consider it forgotten.
- Thank you.
394
00:25:47,157 --> 00:25:48,818
But just so you know....
395
00:25:48,992 --> 00:25:54,589
However and whenever you decide
to propose, I promise I'll say yes.
396
00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:57,329
Whether, you know,
it's at a basketball game...
397
00:25:57,501 --> 00:25:59,366
...or in skywriting...
398
00:25:59,536 --> 00:26:02,300
...or, you know, like some
lame guy in a cheesy movie...
399
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,464
...who hides it in the cake.
400
00:26:09,947 --> 00:26:12,677
It's in the cake, isn't it?
401
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:17,242
Where else would lame
Mr. No Balls hide it?
402
00:26:17,421 --> 00:26:20,356
What's the matter with me?
Why do I keep ruining this?
403
00:26:20,524 --> 00:26:22,856
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's my fault.
404
00:26:23,026 --> 00:26:25,654
I keep trying to propose
in these stupid ways...
405
00:26:25,829 --> 00:26:29,925
...and I just wanna tell you I love you,
and I wanna spend my life with you....
406
00:26:33,937 --> 00:26:37,600
- I'm gonna do this now.
- Oh, my God.
407
00:26:41,111 --> 00:26:43,204
- Phoebe, l--
- Wait. Oh, wait.
408
00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:49,408
Oh, no.
409
00:26:52,055 --> 00:26:53,488
Okay.
410
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:57,150
Ready? Okay.
411
00:26:59,763 --> 00:27:02,493
Phoebe, I love you.
412
00:27:04,067 --> 00:27:08,663
There's no one else in the world
I would ask to marry me three times.
413
00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:12,441
But I want to take care of you...
414
00:27:12,609 --> 00:27:14,042
...have babies with you...
415
00:27:15,479 --> 00:27:17,606
...and grow old with you.
416
00:27:19,683 --> 00:27:22,777
Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
417
00:27:23,787 --> 00:27:25,516
Yes.
418
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:34,554
- I love you.
- I love you more.
419
00:27:34,731 --> 00:27:35,925
Not possible.
420
00:27:45,442 --> 00:27:48,036
She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls!
421
00:27:53,517 --> 00:27:56,577
So how's the baby-styling
business going?
422
00:27:56,753 --> 00:27:59,017
Not that great.
423
00:27:59,189 --> 00:28:02,852
It's almost as if people don't want
to hear that their babies are ugly.
424
00:28:03,961 --> 00:28:06,521
That's shocking.
425
00:28:07,731 --> 00:28:10,700
There's Ross. Hey, Ross.
426
00:28:12,202 --> 00:28:14,830
Hello, Ross?
427
00:28:16,373 --> 00:28:17,897
He's rude.