1 00:00:01,713 --> 00:00:04,375 Hey, Chandler, why do you think they call it foosball? 2 00:00:05,284 --> 00:00:07,548 - Know what I like about you, Joe? - What? 3 00:00:07,719 --> 00:00:09,550 You're curious. 4 00:00:10,455 --> 00:00:11,786 - Hey. - Hi. 5 00:00:11,957 --> 00:00:14,551 I'll drop Emma off at my mom's if we're still on tonight. 6 00:00:14,726 --> 00:00:17,456 - Oh, you bet. Yeah. - Okay. 7 00:00:17,629 --> 00:00:19,859 - Say, "Bye." - Bye. 8 00:00:20,032 --> 00:00:21,624 - Bye. - Bye. 9 00:00:23,135 --> 00:00:25,763 - So you and Rachel tonight, huh? - Yeah. 10 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:28,168 Yeah, it's actually our first official date. 11 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:31,103 Wow, so tonight may be the night. You nervous? 12 00:00:31,276 --> 00:00:35,042 No. This is the part I'm actually good at. 13 00:00:36,248 --> 00:00:39,843 What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing? 14 00:00:40,986 --> 00:00:42,681 It's okay. 15 00:00:43,722 --> 00:00:46,054 How can you be so confident? 16 00:00:46,224 --> 00:00:49,057 Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do. 17 00:00:49,227 --> 00:00:53,493 - Really? Like, you have a routine? - No. See, each woman is different. 18 00:00:53,665 --> 00:00:56,498 You have to appreciate their uniqueness. 19 00:00:56,902 --> 00:00:59,871 - Really? - No, I do six things. 20 00:01:00,038 --> 00:01:04,202 First, I look deep into her eyes, then I kiss her. 21 00:01:04,376 --> 00:01:09,370 Next, I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh. 22 00:01:09,548 --> 00:01:11,379 You mean like this? 23 00:01:16,054 --> 00:01:19,581 No, not like that. No, no. No, like this: 24 00:01:23,395 --> 00:01:25,590 I see what you mean. That's quite nice. 25 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,895 - More foosball? - And beer. 26 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,379 - Hey. - Hey. 27 00:02:24,556 --> 00:02:26,683 Hey, sweetie. 28 00:02:33,198 --> 00:02:36,656 Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs. 29 00:02:36,835 --> 00:02:40,828 No, no. Stop staring at your sister's legs. 30 00:02:41,406 --> 00:02:44,466 I'm sorry, it's just-- How'd you get so tan? 31 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:47,942 She went to one of those spray-on tan places. 32 00:02:48,513 --> 00:02:50,538 That was supposed to be a secret. 33 00:02:52,050 --> 00:02:54,177 Did I say spray-on tan places? 34 00:02:54,352 --> 00:02:56,684 I meant surf contest. 35 00:02:57,322 --> 00:02:59,051 Which she won. 36 00:03:00,726 --> 00:03:03,126 You got a spray-on tan? 37 00:03:03,295 --> 00:03:05,695 Chandler gets pedicures! 38 00:03:05,997 --> 00:03:09,160 What? You do? Like, with the toe separators? 39 00:03:09,935 --> 00:03:12,165 Why? Why? 40 00:03:13,305 --> 00:03:15,000 I can't believe that's sprayed on. 41 00:03:15,173 --> 00:03:18,301 I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one. 42 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:22,880 Sure, then you should get a miniskirt so you can really show it off. 43 00:03:23,048 --> 00:03:27,314 So do you get colors or just French tips? 44 00:03:30,922 --> 00:03:34,824 - Here. Here's their card. - Thanks. 45 00:03:34,993 --> 00:03:37,325 Hey, I know where this place is. 46 00:03:37,496 --> 00:03:39,794 It used to be an X-rated video-- 47 00:03:43,201 --> 00:03:44,532 Florist. 48 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,368 - Hey. - Hey, Pheebs. 49 00:03:51,543 --> 00:03:53,534 You won't believe who moved back to town. 50 00:03:53,712 --> 00:03:55,145 I know. Amanda. 51 00:03:55,313 --> 00:03:58,510 - She called me too. She's the worst. - Who's Amanda? 52 00:03:58,683 --> 00:04:01,481 She's this girl who lived in the building before you did. 53 00:04:01,653 --> 00:04:04,918 Then she moved to England and picked up this fake British accent. 54 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:07,354 On the machine, this is her message: 55 00:04:07,526 --> 00:04:11,656 "Monica, darling, it's Amanda calling." 56 00:04:12,464 --> 00:04:15,456 Are you trying to do a British accent? 57 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:19,861 Chandler gets pedicures. 58 00:04:22,407 --> 00:04:25,865 Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect? 59 00:04:26,411 --> 00:04:28,777 Know what Amanda said when she called me? 60 00:04:28,947 --> 00:04:31,541 "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your mobile." 61 00:04:33,051 --> 00:04:37,613 If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile. 62 00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:41,623 And she always brags about all the famous people she's met. 63 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:43,260 Oh, I know! 64 00:04:43,428 --> 00:04:46,295 "I slept with Billy Joel." 65 00:04:47,065 --> 00:04:49,260 All right, who hasn't? 66 00:04:49,434 --> 00:04:52,062 What are we gonna do? I don't wanna see her. 67 00:04:52,237 --> 00:04:53,898 Let's just cut her out. 68 00:04:54,072 --> 00:04:56,905 - What? - Cut her out of our lives. 69 00:04:57,075 --> 00:05:00,533 Just ignore her calls and dodge her till she gets the point. 70 00:05:00,712 --> 00:05:04,773 Well, I guess we could try that. But it seems so harsh. 71 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:08,613 - Have you ever done that? - No. Had it done to me, though. 72 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,052 Feels good. 73 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,791 All right, Mr. Geller, right this way. 74 00:05:20,565 --> 00:05:24,228 So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three. 75 00:05:24,402 --> 00:05:26,734 Well, I like how you look. What are you? 76 00:05:26,905 --> 00:05:29,567 - Puerto Rican. - Two. I think a two. 77 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,709 You'll face the red light. 78 00:05:33,879 --> 00:05:37,713 When the light's on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes. 79 00:05:37,883 --> 00:05:40,443 When the spraying stops, count to five... 80 00:05:40,619 --> 00:05:44,646 ...pat yourself to avoid drip marks, then turn to get your back. Got it? 81 00:05:44,823 --> 00:05:49,157 Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat. 82 00:05:49,327 --> 00:05:53,957 - You catch on quick. - Well, I have a Ph.D., so.... 83 00:06:16,221 --> 00:06:19,281 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three-- 84 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:25,656 Wait, wait! I'm not-- I'm not finished counting! 85 00:06:30,035 --> 00:06:32,367 You sprayed my front twice! 86 00:06:32,537 --> 00:06:35,802 - You never turned? - No! I barely got to "three Mississippi"! 87 00:06:35,974 --> 00:06:39,569 Mississippi? I said count to five. 88 00:06:40,378 --> 00:06:42,039 Mississippi-less-ly? 89 00:06:43,648 --> 00:06:45,513 Well, how bad is it? 90 00:06:45,684 --> 00:06:49,017 Not that bad yet. But it gets darker for the next four hours. 91 00:06:49,187 --> 00:06:52,850 - So how dark will it get? - You got sprayed with two twos and-- 92 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:54,958 I'm a four? 93 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,059 Yeah, but your back's a zero. You'll wanna even that out. 94 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,959 Really? 95 00:07:01,733 --> 00:07:04,361 - You might wanna get back in there. - Oh, okay! 96 00:07:13,411 --> 00:07:16,244 Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. 97 00:07:16,414 --> 00:07:20,214 How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? 98 00:07:21,553 --> 00:07:23,418 My eyes! 99 00:07:36,568 --> 00:07:38,832 The same thing happened again! 100 00:07:39,004 --> 00:07:41,871 - You got two more twos? - I'm an eight! 101 00:07:47,512 --> 00:07:48,843 Thanks for dinner. 102 00:07:50,315 --> 00:07:51,646 I thought you paid. 103 00:07:53,985 --> 00:07:56,852 Guess we won't be going back there. 104 00:07:57,689 --> 00:08:00,249 - So.... - Yeah. 105 00:08:10,735 --> 00:08:14,535 Hey, what do you say we move this onto the likes of the couch? 106 00:08:14,706 --> 00:08:17,607 I say cheesy line, but okay. 107 00:08:37,695 --> 00:08:40,323 - What's the matter? - I don't know. I'm sorry. 108 00:08:40,498 --> 00:08:43,433 - I don't know why I did that. - Okay. 109 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:46,399 Okay. Sorry. 110 00:08:57,782 --> 00:09:01,309 I'm sorry. Again, I don't know what happened. I must be nervous. 111 00:09:01,486 --> 00:09:03,681 I don't get it. Chandler loved it. 112 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:11,660 I promise. I won't do it again. I really do. This is gonna be great. 113 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:13,821 - Okay. - Okay. 114 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,906 Was that good for you? 115 00:09:37,021 --> 00:09:39,421 No, don't get it. Let the machine pick up. 116 00:09:39,591 --> 00:09:43,049 Yeah, it could be Rachel asking if someone could babysit again. 117 00:09:45,196 --> 00:09:48,927 - It could be Amanda. - Oh, you're right. 118 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:54,163 I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting's a gas. 119 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:57,870 Hello, Monica. It's Amanda calling again. 120 00:09:58,042 --> 00:10:00,738 I'm in the neighborhood, hoping I could pop by your flat. 121 00:10:00,912 --> 00:10:05,076 You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffamonteezi! 122 00:10:05,717 --> 00:10:08,151 Let's see. So should you get this directly... 123 00:10:08,353 --> 00:10:09,820 ...ring me back on my mobile. 124 00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:12,115 Okay, don't hold thy breath. 125 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:18,893 - Hello? Is someone on the line? - Yes. I was looking for Monica. 126 00:10:19,063 --> 00:10:22,123 Hang on, she's right here. 127 00:10:24,402 --> 00:10:27,735 - Someone's on the phone for you. - We weren't picking up. It's Amanda. 128 00:10:29,641 --> 00:10:31,905 I get pedicures. 129 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:37,080 Hi, Amanda. 130 00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:43,048 Actually, now is not a good time. 131 00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:44,986 Dinner tomorrow night? 132 00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:48,624 Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then. 133 00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:51,284 Why? Why? Why didn't you just say no? 134 00:10:51,462 --> 00:10:55,159 Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice. 135 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,824 I got this uncontrollable need to please people. 136 00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:03,331 Fine. Fine. You would not hold up well under torture. 137 00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:05,908 - Oh, and you would? - I did. 138 00:11:09,714 --> 00:11:12,512 - Rach, are you sure you wanna do this? - Absolutely. 139 00:11:12,684 --> 00:11:14,982 It's just a little weird. It's you, and it's me. 140 00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:17,417 - It'll just take some getting used to. - Okay. 141 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:20,820 Okay, well, how can we make it easier? 142 00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:24,989 Okay. Let's work from the top down. 143 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:33,831 - Just work the bra, Joe. - Okay, got it, yeah. Absolutely. 144 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,174 - Okay. - Okay. 145 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:55,150 - Is this thing welded shut? - Okay. 146 00:11:55,693 --> 00:11:57,024 - You want a little help? - No. 147 00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:59,060 - Okay. - I can handle it. Okay? 148 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:02,427 - I've been opening these since I was 9. - Nine? 149 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,899 - What kind of 9-year-old girl wears a bra? - No, no. I was 9. 150 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:08,698 See, she was 16. Okay? Yeah. 151 00:12:08,873 --> 00:12:12,832 My parents had-- I can't talk and work at the same time! 152 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:19,243 All right, turn around. I gotta get a look at this thing. 153 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:27,114 Sorry. 154 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,629 Well, this is romantic. 155 00:12:31,796 --> 00:12:34,526 I'm sorry. This has never happened to me before. 156 00:12:34,699 --> 00:12:37,634 I'm an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand. 157 00:12:37,802 --> 00:12:40,862 I could do it with my eyes closed. Once I just looked at one... 158 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:43,234 ...and it popped open. 159 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:47,671 - I blame your bra. - It's a standard-issue bra clasp. 160 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:52,009 Then I blame you. Yeah. That's right. You threw me off with all your slapping. 161 00:12:52,183 --> 00:12:56,279 Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, Joey. 162 00:12:56,487 --> 00:13:02,983 But do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra? 163 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:07,628 No, I don't have another level. 164 00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:25,939 Hi. 165 00:13:28,052 --> 00:13:29,713 Oh, dear God. 166 00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:32,651 Hold on. There's something different. 167 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,890 I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. 168 00:13:39,063 --> 00:13:42,191 Was that place the sun? 169 00:13:43,801 --> 00:13:45,701 Oh, and it gets worse. 170 00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:54,207 Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself. 171 00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:58,538 How could you mess this up? It's so easy. 172 00:13:58,716 --> 00:14:01,480 You go in the booth, count to five and turn around. 173 00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:03,984 - How do you count to five? - One, two, three-- 174 00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:05,588 Damn it! 175 00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:09,383 I know! 176 00:14:12,397 --> 00:14:15,423 What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic? 177 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:18,361 How was your date with Joey? 178 00:14:18,536 --> 00:14:23,098 Well, it was good, until we got back to our apartment. 179 00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:26,937 And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg... 180 00:14:27,111 --> 00:14:28,738 ...and I kept slapping it away. 181 00:14:28,913 --> 00:14:30,312 You didn't like that? 182 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,083 Well, it wasn't just me, all right? He freaked out too. 183 00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:37,016 He couldn't even undo my bra. 184 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:40,624 Really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open. 185 00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:46,260 I do not know what's wrong with us. 186 00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:48,763 We've kissed before and that's been great. 187 00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:51,033 But this time it was leading somewhere... 188 00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:54,694 ...and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me. 189 00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:56,772 You guys have been friends forever. 190 00:14:56,941 --> 00:14:59,501 The first time you kissed Ross was weird. 191 00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:02,771 You couldn't stop laughing. You got through that. 192 00:15:02,947 --> 00:15:06,348 Okay. That's true. That's true, we can do this. 193 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:09,850 You're right. We can do this. We'll just power through. 194 00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:12,251 Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? 195 00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:16,018 No need, problem solved. We are powering through. 196 00:15:23,401 --> 00:15:25,767 Chandler, stop. It's not going to pop open. 197 00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,529 You don't know. 198 00:15:31,642 --> 00:15:33,200 - Hi, Phoebe. - Hey. 199 00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:35,641 - Is Amanda here yet? - No. 200 00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:39,749 I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan. 201 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,045 Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency. 202 00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:46,384 Okay, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here? 203 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:50,220 What do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident? 204 00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:53,559 - Are you kidding? I love it! - Okay. 205 00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:57,323 - Hi. - Hi. 206 00:15:58,002 --> 00:15:59,970 Hello! 207 00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:03,332 It's so nice to see you. 208 00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:07,535 Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look! 209 00:16:09,514 --> 00:16:12,142 Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on. 210 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:17,686 But first things first. Touch my abs. I don't exercise at all. 211 00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:20,619 Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married. 212 00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:25,057 - Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's-- - Oh, smell my neck. 213 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:30,596 It's not perfume. It's me. It's my natural scent. 214 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,435 Musty. 215 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:39,571 Gosh, this is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. 216 00:16:39,744 --> 00:16:42,372 I'm so happy you two are friends again. 217 00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:45,847 - When were we not friends? - Well, it was 1992. 218 00:16:46,017 --> 00:16:50,818 And I remember, because that was the year I had sex with Evel Knievel. 219 00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:53,918 We were friends in 1992. 220 00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:57,254 No, I distinctly remember you were dodging her calls... 221 00:16:57,428 --> 00:16:59,589 ...and trying to avoid seeing her. 222 00:17:00,731 --> 00:17:04,827 - You were going to cut me out? - Well, kind of. 223 00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:06,970 - Oh, my God! - Oh, bugger. 224 00:17:07,138 --> 00:17:12,667 Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse. 225 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:17,140 Well, in America, you're just an ass. 226 00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:23,480 Hello? 227 00:17:23,654 --> 00:17:25,554 Chandler, what's wrong? 228 00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:29,951 Oh, my God, are you all right? Yeah, I'll be right there. 229 00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:33,290 I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. 230 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,056 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 231 00:17:35,232 --> 00:17:38,030 - Was Mike with him? - Nope. 232 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:45,631 - Got the champagne? - Yes. Ready to power through. 233 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:48,745 Excellent. Put it on ice, the phone is off the hook... 234 00:17:48,913 --> 00:17:52,747 ...and, in the interest of powering through.... 235 00:18:01,092 --> 00:18:03,458 Oh, sure. Now. Yeah. 236 00:18:03,628 --> 00:18:05,619 Okay, sexy... 237 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:10,165 ...very sexy. Sexy. All right, let's do it! 238 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,302 Okay, you're scaring me a little bit. 239 00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:15,233 Get over it, soldier, we gotta do this. 240 00:18:16,073 --> 00:18:19,099 - Okay. You like that, huh? - Oh, yeah. 241 00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:23,542 You like that? Let's kick this into high gear, huh? 242 00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:26,406 Yeah, baby! I'll show you how we do it! 243 00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:27,915 No, no, no! 244 00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:29,848 You kneed me in my misters! 245 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:34,822 What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 246 00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:37,820 Joey? Are you okay? 247 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,526 Soldier down. 248 00:18:48,372 --> 00:18:50,499 We are not friends with Phoebe anymore. 249 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:54,773 If she asks, I protested a little, but okay. 250 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,277 I just found out that she tried cutting me out. 251 00:18:58,449 --> 00:19:01,282 Can you think of any reason why someone would want to do that? 252 00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:04,114 What is wrong with me, Chandler? Tell me. 253 00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:07,724 I had a very bad car accident. 254 00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:12,762 Chandler, thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside? 255 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:18,630 - I have nothing to say to you. - My flat is twice this size. 256 00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:22,728 You know, they asked me to be one of the Spice Girls. 257 00:19:25,309 --> 00:19:28,437 Please, Monica, in the hall? 258 00:19:30,681 --> 00:19:34,344 Oh, that accident must have been terrible. 259 00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:37,885 You look positively ghastly. 260 00:19:39,657 --> 00:19:42,217 Well, aren't you a treat. 261 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,518 I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why, Phoebe? Why? 262 00:19:46,697 --> 00:19:48,995 It was right after we were living together... 263 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,191 ...and you were driving me crazy, okay? 264 00:19:51,368 --> 00:19:54,997 You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill. 265 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:58,141 Well, I'm still all those things! 266 00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:03,139 You're also so generous and kind and scrappy. 267 00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:07,908 I am scrappy. 268 00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:12,579 Exactly. No matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. 269 00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:14,281 Of all the people I've cut out... 270 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:17,791 ...you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in. 271 00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:22,023 That's because I'm scrappy. 272 00:20:22,199 --> 00:20:25,691 Yeah, you are, and I'm so glad that you fought your way back in... 273 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:28,270 ...because I don't know what I would do without you. 274 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:31,674 I don't know what I would do without you. 275 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:40,508 Well, I guess we should go back in. I mean, you gave me another chance. 276 00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:44,484 - We should do the same for Amanda. - Yeah, I guess you're right. 277 00:20:52,663 --> 00:20:56,155 Can you believe it? I've never had any professional dance training. 278 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:08,811 Now, let me explain how this works. You go into the booth and-- 279 00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:13,575 I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? 280 00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,481 Does it look like this is my first time? 281 00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:21,954 Now, I want four two's, and I want them all on my back. 282 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:24,294 Okay. 283 00:21:37,341 --> 00:21:43,075 Wait. There's two sets of nozzles! Which one is it? Which one is it? 284 00:21:44,748 --> 00:21:47,216 Oh, son of a bitch! 285 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,055 Are you kidding? 286 00:21:58,462 --> 00:22:01,022 - How did we do? - I'm a twelve. 287 00:22:07,471 --> 00:22:10,338 What is the matter with us? 288 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:13,339 Well, I know what's the matter with me. 289 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:18,004 No, I mean with us, you know? I mean, is it supposed to be this... 290 00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:20,109 ...difficult? 291 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:23,648 I don't know. 292 00:22:23,854 --> 00:22:28,291 That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance. 293 00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:29,824 - Hey. - Hi. 294 00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:34,192 Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up... 295 00:22:34,365 --> 00:22:39,132 ...was it weird going from friends to more than that? 296 00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:43,064 Kind of. Sneaking around, having to hide from you guys-- 297 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,299 No, no, no. No, I mean... 298 00:22:45,476 --> 00:22:47,137 ...sexually. 299 00:22:47,311 --> 00:22:52,248 Yeah, was there a part of you that felt like it was... 300 00:22:52,449 --> 00:22:54,747 ...really wrong? 301 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,812 Actually, no. No, it felt right, you know? 302 00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:04,154 If felt like, "l can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time." 303 00:23:06,263 --> 00:23:09,721 I can tell from your expressions that's the good news you were hoping for. 304 00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:17,233 Well, I'm gonna go continue to spread the joy. 305 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:27,114 Just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to for us. 306 00:23:27,284 --> 00:23:28,945 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 307 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:32,577 I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit. 308 00:23:32,756 --> 00:23:34,485 - Right, totally. - Yeah. And so... 309 00:23:34,692 --> 00:23:38,560 ...we'll just keep trying and trying until we do it. 310 00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:41,220 If not, we'll just be a couple that never has sex. 311 00:23:41,398 --> 00:23:42,990 That's a plan. 312 00:23:57,081 --> 00:24:01,711 - I did not see this coming. - I know. 313 00:24:02,186 --> 00:24:08,147 I don't know, I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this is what I wanted. 314 00:24:09,026 --> 00:24:10,789 Me too. 315 00:24:14,865 --> 00:24:18,198 Well, how come Monica and Chandler could do it? 316 00:24:24,908 --> 00:24:28,309 I guess they weren't as good friends as we are. 317 00:24:32,549 --> 00:24:34,813 I bet you're right. 318 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,518 So.... 319 00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:46,792 Yeah. 320 00:24:48,966 --> 00:24:50,661 I love you. 321 00:24:51,468 --> 00:24:53,629 Love you too. 322 00:24:55,205 --> 00:24:58,641 - All right, I'm going to bed. - Yeah, me too. 323 00:25:00,711 --> 00:25:04,670 Yeah. I'm not going anywhere for a while. 324 00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:17,959 - Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in. - Go away! 325 00:25:18,962 --> 00:25:20,657 I don't wanna see anybody! 326 00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:25,097 I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. Let me in. 327 00:25:25,269 --> 00:25:26,861 Really? 328 00:25:27,171 --> 00:25:30,004 Did you count Mississippi-ly? 329 00:25:31,675 --> 00:25:32,937 You're not tan. 330 00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:39,049 No. I just had to get a picture of this. I'll see you later.