1 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,484 Okay, Ross. 2 00:00:15,661 --> 00:00:19,222 I realize that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.... 3 00:00:19,398 --> 00:00:22,959 - Let me explain, okay? - We weren't doing anything! 4 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:25,769 Rach, he just saw us. 5 00:00:29,141 --> 00:00:32,577 But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss. 6 00:00:32,811 --> 00:00:36,406 - That's a lie! We also kissed in Barbados. - Dude, chill! 7 00:00:38,684 --> 00:00:40,777 Okay, we also kissed in Barbados... 8 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:43,854 ...but we didn't plan it. The only reason that that happened... 9 00:00:44,022 --> 00:00:45,785 ...was because I saw you kiss Charlie. 10 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:49,689 Yeah, you started it! I have got to chill. 11 00:00:51,863 --> 00:00:56,562 Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened. 12 00:00:56,735 --> 00:01:00,193 - But.... - Oh, we feel so terrible about this, Ross. 13 00:01:00,372 --> 00:01:03,603 Yeah. But it did happen. 14 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:05,574 So.... 15 00:01:10,782 --> 00:01:12,272 Ross? 16 00:01:20,592 --> 00:01:22,253 Ross? 17 00:01:25,263 --> 00:01:27,754 Can we just close the door? 18 00:02:04,803 --> 00:02:06,600 Ross, say something. 19 00:02:06,772 --> 00:02:08,239 Anything. 20 00:02:09,908 --> 00:02:11,842 So you two are...? 21 00:02:12,911 --> 00:02:14,435 - Yeah. - Yeah. 22 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,573 And have you had...? 23 00:02:17,749 --> 00:02:20,741 - No. No, no, no. - No. No. 24 00:02:20,986 --> 00:02:23,250 But if I hadn't walked in here, would you...? 25 00:02:23,488 --> 00:02:25,388 Probably-- No. No. 26 00:02:27,893 --> 00:02:30,726 Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. 27 00:02:30,929 --> 00:02:32,863 You have every right to go nuts. 28 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,295 I'm not going nuts. Do you see me going nuts? 29 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:37,367 No, but you know what I mean. 30 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,474 If you two are happy... 31 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:47,840 ...then I'm happy for you. 32 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,841 I'm fine. 33 00:02:52,117 --> 00:02:54,312 - Really? - Absolutely. 34 00:02:54,486 --> 00:02:56,852 I'm fine. 35 00:02:57,189 --> 00:02:58,781 Totally fine. 36 00:02:58,957 --> 00:03:02,393 I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky... 37 00:03:02,594 --> 00:03:05,586 ...because, really, I'm fine. 38 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:14,168 I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. 39 00:03:14,339 --> 00:03:16,671 I mean, at first I was like: 40 00:03:19,344 --> 00:03:23,474 But now that I've had time to absorb it.... 41 00:03:24,816 --> 00:03:26,374 Loving this. 42 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:31,647 - Ross-- - It's all working out. 43 00:03:32,257 --> 00:03:35,420 Me and Charlie. And you two. 44 00:03:35,594 --> 00:03:38,722 - You know what we should do? - Calm ourselves? 45 00:03:39,498 --> 00:03:40,829 No. 46 00:03:41,366 --> 00:03:43,095 We should all have dinner. 47 00:03:43,268 --> 00:03:46,328 Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook! 48 00:03:46,805 --> 00:03:49,205 Look, don't you think that would be a little weird? 49 00:03:49,374 --> 00:03:51,308 Weird? What? What's weird? 50 00:03:51,476 --> 00:03:54,775 The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food... 51 00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:56,971 ...because I'm making fajitas! 52 00:04:05,056 --> 00:04:06,717 I do like fajitas. 53 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:11,961 God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. 54 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:15,691 There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption. 55 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:19,769 There's so many ways to go, and this is, like, the biggest decision of our lives. 56 00:04:19,938 --> 00:04:21,565 There's a hair in my coffee. 57 00:04:23,842 --> 00:04:25,002 Hey, guys. 58 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:28,340 Have you seen Frank Jr.? He's meeting me here with the triplets. 59 00:04:28,513 --> 00:04:30,572 It's funny, every time you say "triplets" ... 60 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:33,217 ...l think of three hot, blond 1 9-year-olds. 61 00:04:34,486 --> 00:04:35,817 That's sweet. 62 00:04:36,021 --> 00:04:37,989 Drink your hair. 63 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:40,247 Hey, what's all this stuff? 64 00:04:40,492 --> 00:04:43,120 They're brochures from different adoption agencies. 65 00:04:43,328 --> 00:04:45,694 Babies! Oh, this one is so cute. 66 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:47,695 Get this one. 67 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,229 That's not really how it works. 68 00:04:50,435 --> 00:04:53,199 - Oh, how does it work? - I don't know! 69 00:04:54,439 --> 00:04:57,408 If you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends... 70 00:04:57,576 --> 00:05:00,739 ...Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you. 71 00:05:00,912 --> 00:05:02,573 Thanks, that would be great. 72 00:05:02,747 --> 00:05:05,011 Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great? 73 00:05:08,787 --> 00:05:11,620 All right, all right. Remember what we talked about. 74 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:14,782 When we're in a public place, there are certain rules. 75 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:18,028 That's not what we talked about! 76 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:21,729 - Hi, Frank. - Hi. 77 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,765 - Good to see you. - Good to see you too. 78 00:05:23,935 --> 00:05:26,460 - Hi, Frank. - Hi. Hey, how you doing? 79 00:05:26,638 --> 00:05:30,472 Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big. Which one is which again? 80 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,610 Well, that's Frank Jr. Jr... 81 00:05:33,812 --> 00:05:36,906 ...pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. 82 00:05:37,549 --> 00:05:41,212 And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler. 83 00:05:42,787 --> 00:05:45,688 That's Leslie throwing bagels at him. 84 00:05:46,224 --> 00:05:49,022 She's got quite an arm there, doesn't she? Yeah. 85 00:05:49,194 --> 00:05:52,186 Hey, guys, come give me a hug. 86 00:05:53,531 --> 00:05:55,260 Triplets, hug your aunt! 87 00:06:00,005 --> 00:06:02,030 It's like hugging fresh cookies. 88 00:06:02,207 --> 00:06:03,435 Oh, okay. 89 00:06:03,608 --> 00:06:05,337 I'm gonna eat you! 90 00:06:05,944 --> 00:06:07,138 So how you been, Frank? 91 00:06:07,312 --> 00:06:11,214 Oh, good, you know. Life is all right. Just taking it day by day. 92 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:13,044 Seems like somebody needs something. 93 00:06:13,218 --> 00:06:16,278 Oh, no. He's just trying to pull my shoulder out of it's socket. 94 00:06:17,188 --> 00:06:18,780 - Oh, my God. - No, it's fine. 95 00:06:18,957 --> 00:06:21,585 After I black out, he tries to put it back in, so.... 96 00:06:22,093 --> 00:06:25,119 "Willing to adopt triplets?" No. 97 00:06:28,266 --> 00:06:32,032 Can I just say, I know we're doing this for Ross and that's cool. 98 00:06:32,203 --> 00:06:35,832 But if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date. 99 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:38,168 Well, what would we be doing? 100 00:06:38,343 --> 00:06:40,470 I'd take you out for a romantic night. 101 00:06:40,645 --> 00:06:45,673 Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home. 102 00:06:46,885 --> 00:06:48,318 Feel me up? 103 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,317 In a carriage. 104 00:06:52,457 --> 00:06:55,585 Well, maybe we can have our date later on tonight. 105 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,354 You know, after this, we'll go back to our apartment.... 106 00:06:58,530 --> 00:06:59,690 Right, right. Yeah. 107 00:06:59,864 --> 00:07:05,268 We could put on some music, light some candles, and then.... 108 00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:07,730 You want to say feel me up, don't you? 109 00:07:07,906 --> 00:07:09,965 I just think it's something we should do. 110 00:07:11,076 --> 00:07:12,600 - Hey, Charlie! - Hi. 111 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,574 - Hi. - Hey. 112 00:07:14,746 --> 00:07:15,974 So... 113 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,942 - ...dreading this? - Oh, you bet. 114 00:07:19,684 --> 00:07:22,050 So did you bring a little something for Ross? 115 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:25,849 Actually, it's some stuff you left at my apartment. 116 00:07:26,524 --> 00:07:28,754 Well, thanks. 117 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,451 And you can just give me my stuff whenever you want. 118 00:07:32,163 --> 00:07:34,393 Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out. 119 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:40,567 I thought I heard voices. 120 00:07:41,973 --> 00:07:43,565 Hi, Charlie. 121 00:07:43,942 --> 00:07:46,308 Hey, Joey. 122 00:07:46,644 --> 00:07:50,637 And, oh, you're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. 123 00:07:53,585 --> 00:07:56,611 I'm just kidding. I know Rachel. I know.... 124 00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:01,420 Come. Please come in. Come in. 125 00:08:01,593 --> 00:08:03,823 Okay. Well, we brought you some wine. 126 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:07,622 That is so thoughtful. 127 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:09,993 She's a keeper. 128 00:08:11,302 --> 00:08:14,271 - And what did you bring me, huh? - Actually, that's-- 129 00:08:14,472 --> 00:08:16,463 Underwear, a toothbrush... 130 00:08:16,641 --> 00:08:18,768 ...and a Van Halen CD. 131 00:08:18,943 --> 00:08:21,571 I can use all these things! 132 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,281 Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little-- 133 00:08:25,483 --> 00:08:27,849 What? Fine? Because I am. 134 00:08:28,019 --> 00:08:30,351 Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't--? You see? 135 00:08:30,522 --> 00:08:32,649 Who else is fine? 136 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:34,622 Come on. 137 00:08:34,826 --> 00:08:37,886 Listen. Why don't you try to relax. Maybe have a drink. 138 00:08:38,096 --> 00:08:39,961 You know what, that is a very good idea. 139 00:08:40,131 --> 00:08:42,725 I'm gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas. 140 00:08:48,706 --> 00:08:50,196 Oh, God. 141 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:52,169 So adorable. 142 00:08:52,343 --> 00:08:55,312 Look at them, sleeping there like angels. 143 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,211 Yeah, I really cherish these moments... 144 00:08:59,384 --> 00:09:02,911 ...because before you know it, they're gonna be awake again. 145 00:09:04,289 --> 00:09:06,416 Well, they may be a handful... 146 00:09:06,591 --> 00:09:08,582 - ...but they're so cute. - Yeah. 147 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:12,320 Oh, God, last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing. 148 00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:15,557 I haven't slept in four years. 149 00:09:17,402 --> 00:09:19,666 That's a long time. 150 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:22,136 You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. 151 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:24,103 There's just so many of them. 152 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:25,936 You know, two I could handle. 153 00:09:26,144 --> 00:09:28,669 Two's great. You just hold one in each hand. 154 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:32,214 What do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on? 155 00:09:32,383 --> 00:09:35,216 I got no more hands to protect my area. 156 00:09:36,154 --> 00:09:38,384 There's three of them, Phoebe. Three. 157 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:39,614 Yeah, I know, Frank. 158 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:43,090 I counted them when they were coming out of my area. 159 00:09:44,762 --> 00:09:47,458 Sometimes, I think that-- 160 00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:52,263 Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it. It's too horrible. No. 161 00:09:53,771 --> 00:09:55,102 What? 162 00:09:55,306 --> 00:09:57,433 No, no, I can't. 163 00:09:59,611 --> 00:10:02,205 Oh, my God, Frank. Are you thinking of leaving? 164 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:05,543 Because I didn't have those triplets so you could run out on them. 165 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:09,049 Oh, no, I would never do that. No. I just... 166 00:10:09,754 --> 00:10:13,850 ...was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one. 167 00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:15,720 What? 168 00:10:16,394 --> 00:10:20,228 You can't separate them, that's terrible! Which one? 169 00:10:25,236 --> 00:10:26,760 Thank you so much for seeing us. 170 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:29,133 Phoebe has told us great things about you guys. 171 00:10:29,307 --> 00:10:30,934 Please, we're happy to help. 172 00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:33,733 We went through the same thing when we were adopting. 173 00:10:33,912 --> 00:10:38,008 So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh? 174 00:10:43,922 --> 00:10:46,652 I mean, you have a lovely home. 175 00:10:47,225 --> 00:10:49,125 We appreciate anything you can tell us. 176 00:10:49,294 --> 00:10:52,752 Well, actually, I think this might help. 177 00:10:52,964 --> 00:10:53,988 It's pretty much... 178 00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:56,326 - ...all the information you need. - Oh, my God. 179 00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:59,334 Everything is broken into categories, then cross-referenced. 180 00:10:59,504 --> 00:11:02,337 Then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back. 181 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,632 Thank you. 182 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:06,135 I think I just had a tiny orgasm. 183 00:11:10,348 --> 00:11:13,784 I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it. 184 00:11:13,952 --> 00:11:17,012 Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us. 185 00:11:17,222 --> 00:11:19,452 That's great. Can I see the book? 186 00:11:20,658 --> 00:11:23,718 You want me to wash my hands first, don't you? 187 00:11:23,962 --> 00:11:26,954 Please. It's just so pretty and white. 188 00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:30,300 Bathroom is down the hall to your left. 189 00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:33,064 I would have told him to do it too. 190 00:11:33,304 --> 00:11:35,363 Can I adopt you? 191 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:39,836 - Hey, you must be Owen. - Yeah. 192 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,569 I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the Scouts too. 193 00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:46,342 - You were? - In fact, my father was a den mother. 194 00:11:48,186 --> 00:11:50,017 You know how to use a compass? 195 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:51,752 I have a badge in it. 196 00:11:51,956 --> 00:11:54,186 - You do? That's fantastic. - You want to see it? 197 00:11:54,359 --> 00:11:56,759 I'd love to, but I gotta get back to your parents. 198 00:11:56,928 --> 00:11:59,226 They're telling us about how they adopted you. 199 00:11:59,397 --> 00:12:01,024 What? 200 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,834 What? 201 00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:12,267 I'm adopted? 202 00:12:13,511 --> 00:12:15,570 I got nothing. 203 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:20,982 I'm adopted? 204 00:12:22,287 --> 00:12:24,255 No. 205 00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:27,350 I didn't say that. I said... 206 00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:29,857 ...you're a doctor. 207 00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:32,620 A doctor. 208 00:12:32,797 --> 00:12:37,166 Hey, doctor, my arm hurts. Can you fix it for me? 209 00:12:38,202 --> 00:12:40,796 I can't believe I'm adopted. 210 00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:43,998 So you're not gonna fix my arm? 211 00:12:49,347 --> 00:12:53,511 Well, that first batch of margaritas was not so great... 212 00:12:53,718 --> 00:12:57,119 ...but this second batch is good. 213 00:12:58,823 --> 00:13:02,156 Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some. 214 00:13:02,393 --> 00:13:04,725 Oh, God, this is fun, isn't it? 215 00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:07,160 You know, just the four of us. 216 00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:09,163 Just hanging. 217 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,294 Dude, are you okay? 218 00:13:11,469 --> 00:13:13,403 And when are the fajitas gonna be ready? 219 00:13:14,939 --> 00:13:17,931 I'm fine, okay? I'm great. 220 00:13:18,109 --> 00:13:21,078 I'm just-- I'm just proud of us. 221 00:13:21,245 --> 00:13:24,681 You know? There's no weirdness, no tension. 222 00:13:24,882 --> 00:13:26,873 No awareness. 223 00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:30,986 We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. 224 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,857 Let's take a trip! 225 00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:37,356 We could all go on your boat. 226 00:13:37,528 --> 00:13:40,326 Joey has this amazing sailboat. 227 00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,830 Actually, Ross, I sold the boat two years ago. 228 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,093 Oh, no. Idiot! 229 00:13:46,904 --> 00:13:48,804 Well, yeah, but I could get another one. 230 00:13:48,973 --> 00:13:51,567 - This trip sounds great. - Yeah? 231 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,439 Okay, where do you think we can go? 232 00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:56,842 My fajitas! 233 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:02,712 Look, Charlie, I just want you to know... 234 00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:06,983 ...Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. 235 00:14:07,158 --> 00:14:09,388 You know, he normally doesn't drink like this. 236 00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:12,858 You know what, this is nothing. My father is a raging alcoholic. 237 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:19,229 I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable? 238 00:14:21,939 --> 00:14:25,807 Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot! 239 00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:27,968 Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on. 240 00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:34,313 That is gonna hurt tomorrow. 241 00:14:37,321 --> 00:14:38,811 Okay, well, this is crazy. 242 00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:42,515 We can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we? 243 00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:44,251 Oh, no, of course we're not. 244 00:14:44,429 --> 00:14:46,090 - That's insane. - I know. 245 00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:47,731 Alice would never go for it. 246 00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:51,163 She's pretty tired too. I think we could get her on board. 247 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:57,207 Well, just for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically... 248 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,468 ...which one would you be willing to give up? 249 00:15:01,579 --> 00:15:03,069 Frank Jr. Jr.? 250 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:05,477 Well, it'd be great for my shoulder. 251 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,311 You'd be getting a really good one. 252 00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:08,782 He's really funny. 253 00:15:08,953 --> 00:15:11,217 Like, the other day, he made up this joke: 254 00:15:11,389 --> 00:15:14,051 What's green and says, "Hey, I'm a frog"? 255 00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,620 A talking frog. 256 00:15:19,797 --> 00:15:23,062 Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny. 257 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,770 Well, all right, that's fine. What about Leslie? 258 00:15:26,971 --> 00:15:29,098 Oh, no, no, not Leslie. No. 259 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,970 She's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet. 260 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:36,007 All right, so that leaves Chandler. 261 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:39,444 No, no, you can't have Chandler. No, no. She's my little genius. 262 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,117 I got big hopes for her. 263 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:45,016 She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor. 264 00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:51,524 Wow, Frank, I think we just ran out of kids. 265 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,788 Oh, I think you're right. 266 00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:02,432 Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. 267 00:16:02,607 --> 00:16:06,338 I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies. 268 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,145 I'm sorry, Frank, I didn't realize things were so bad. 269 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:15,547 You know, I'll help out more. I can baby-sit anytime you want. 270 00:16:15,753 --> 00:16:17,380 You name the day and I'll be there. 271 00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:19,955 - How about tomorrow? - Well, that's not good. 272 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:24,052 But I can move some stuff around and I'll be there. 273 00:16:24,262 --> 00:16:26,423 You and Alice just take the whole day together. 274 00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:28,622 You'd do that for us? 275 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,063 Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for. 276 00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:39,474 Oh, look at them. 277 00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:43,378 I love you so much. 278 00:16:44,115 --> 00:16:47,175 Oh, crap, don't wake up! Don't wake up! 279 00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:53,215 - Where are Bill and Colleen? - Kitchen, getting something to eat. 280 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,915 Can you believe how nice they are? 281 00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:56,423 We have to leave. 282 00:16:58,062 --> 00:17:00,997 Why? What did you do in the bathroom? 283 00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:03,998 I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way. 284 00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:06,898 He didn't know he was adopted. There's a slight chance... 285 00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:08,436 ...l may have told him. 286 00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:12,137 Oh, my God, where's my purse? No, I can replace everything in there. 287 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,744 - Get that binder and let's go! - Hi. 288 00:17:15,479 --> 00:17:17,447 Some little snacks for everybody. 289 00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:20,607 You don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen. 290 00:17:21,185 --> 00:17:22,675 I'll go get him in a second. 291 00:17:22,853 --> 00:17:26,186 By the way, you should know, we haven't told him he's adopted yet. 292 00:17:26,924 --> 00:17:29,051 But kids are so intuitive. 293 00:17:29,226 --> 00:17:31,558 Don't you think, on some level, he already knows? 294 00:17:31,762 --> 00:17:35,095 - I'm adopted? - See? Intuitive. 295 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,624 What? Where did you hear that? 296 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:38,960 He told me. 297 00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:44,132 And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell. 298 00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:47,370 Which, technically, now you should give back. 299 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,348 You told him he's adopted? 300 00:17:52,516 --> 00:17:55,144 I'm sorry. You should have a sign out there or something. 301 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:58,481 Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. 302 00:17:58,656 --> 00:18:02,148 "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks Santa is real." 303 00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:04,122 He isn't? 304 00:18:05,296 --> 00:18:07,662 We have to get out of here, baby. 305 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,531 What is the matter with you? 306 00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:13,761 All right, look, I know what Chandler did was not the best... 307 00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:17,840 ...but anyone would assume that a 1 2-year-old has been told he's adopted. 308 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,570 - Yeah, he's 8. - Wow, he's tall. 309 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,571 What country did you get him from? 310 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:30,077 Everyone, I would like to make a toast... 311 00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:33,188 ...to Rachel and Joey. 312 00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:38,218 And to love. 313 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,296 Ah, love! 314 00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:46,666 L-O-V-E. Love. 315 00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:48,964 L is for "life." 316 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,734 And what is life without love? 317 00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:55,337 Oh, my God, are we supposed to answer? 318 00:18:56,847 --> 00:19:00,112 O is for: 319 00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:03,246 "Oh, wow!" 320 00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:09,752 The V is for this... 321 00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:13,920 ...very surprising turn of events... 322 00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:17,792 ...which I am still fine with, by the way. 323 00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,661 E... 324 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,272 ...is for how... 325 00:19:26,444 --> 00:19:30,380 ...extremely normal I find it... 326 00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:32,675 ...that you two... 327 00:19:33,851 --> 00:19:35,182 ...are together. 328 00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:40,846 And that one day you might get married... 329 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:46,028 ...and have children of your own. 330 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:53,632 - Dude, are you okay? - Totally. 331 00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:56,637 Ross, you don't seem okay. 332 00:19:56,841 --> 00:20:00,299 I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. 333 00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:07,477 I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan. 334 00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:11,317 Wait, Ross. Ross, l-- I have to take off. 335 00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:13,387 - No! - I'm sorry. 336 00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:16,151 I have an early class in the morning. 337 00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:19,728 But this has been lovely. 338 00:20:20,664 --> 00:20:24,532 Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey. 339 00:20:24,702 --> 00:20:27,102 And that you never really liked Rachel. 340 00:20:28,439 --> 00:20:32,432 You are on fire! I'll call you in the morning, okay? 341 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,305 - Okay. - All right. 342 00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,608 God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-- 343 00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:42,150 That's okay. Girls tend not to like me. 344 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,815 Fine. 345 00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:50,688 Okay. I guess it's just flan for three. 346 00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:54,694 Hey, that rhymes. 347 00:20:57,234 --> 00:21:00,101 You know what, Ross, I think we're gonna take off too. 348 00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:05,197 Of course. God, I'm so stupid. 349 00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:06,900 You guys are a couple now. 350 00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:09,545 I mean, you probably just want to be alone. 351 00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:13,376 - No, it's just getting late-- - It's fine. It's totally fine. 352 00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:16,486 I've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good. 353 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,492 I don't even know what that's for. 354 00:21:31,001 --> 00:21:32,593 You know what? 355 00:21:32,903 --> 00:21:35,929 I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay. 356 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:39,268 - That's probably a good idea. - I'll see you in the morning. 357 00:21:39,443 --> 00:21:40,933 Okay. 358 00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:43,238 Yeah, you know, Joey, l-- 359 00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:46,906 I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this. 360 00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:49,312 It doesn't look good, does it? 361 00:22:04,768 --> 00:22:07,635 I guess I made Tater Tots. 362 00:22:10,174 --> 00:22:11,971 Ross, oven mitts! 363 00:22:26,924 --> 00:22:28,118 Morning. 364 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,987 - Here you go. - Thanks. 365 00:22:31,362 --> 00:22:35,093 - Did you stay here all night? - Yeah. 366 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:39,692 So you took off my pants and shoes? 367 00:22:39,904 --> 00:22:41,462 No. No, no. 368 00:22:41,639 --> 00:22:45,769 You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack. 369 00:22:47,845 --> 00:22:51,042 Look, Ross... 370 00:22:51,248 --> 00:22:54,684 ...about Rachel and l. Listen, you don't have to worry about that... 371 00:22:54,852 --> 00:22:57,150 ...because nothing's gonna happen. 372 00:22:57,354 --> 00:22:59,686 What do you mean? 373 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:01,885 She and I said from the beginning... 374 00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:04,994 ...we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. 375 00:23:05,162 --> 00:23:06,652 And clearly-- 376 00:23:06,864 --> 00:23:09,560 What are you talking about? I'm fine. 377 00:23:11,035 --> 00:23:13,367 - Are we still doing this? - No. 378 00:23:14,071 --> 00:23:17,802 It's okay, Ross. You know, I totally understand. 379 00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:20,739 Of course you're not fine. You're.... 380 00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,076 You're Ross and Rachel. 381 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:28,209 Yeah, except we're not. 382 00:23:29,219 --> 00:23:32,518 I mean, we haven't been a couple in, like... 383 00:23:34,491 --> 00:23:36,789 ...six years. 384 00:23:38,295 --> 00:23:40,991 My God, is that right? 385 00:23:41,832 --> 00:23:43,231 Has it been that long? 386 00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:46,500 That's what I hear, yeah. 387 00:23:48,005 --> 00:23:51,805 This is crazy. I mean, six years... 388 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:55,241 ...and because of me, you guys aren't gonna be together? 389 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,545 Can I ask you something? 390 00:23:58,716 --> 00:24:00,183 Really... 391 00:24:01,118 --> 00:24:03,643 ...what is this thing with you and Rachel? 392 00:24:05,656 --> 00:24:09,456 Come on, you know me. You know.... 393 00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:11,886 Joey. 394 00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:20,662 I'm crazy about her. 395 00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:28,534 And she feels the same way? 396 00:24:30,781 --> 00:24:32,612 I think so. 397 00:24:35,252 --> 00:24:36,844 Well, then... 398 00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:39,216 ...maybe it's time we all moved on. 399 00:24:39,757 --> 00:24:42,351 Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it, so-- 400 00:24:42,526 --> 00:24:45,859 No, but I want to be. 401 00:24:47,898 --> 00:24:49,490 I will be. 402 00:24:52,569 --> 00:24:55,163 Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? 403 00:24:55,339 --> 00:24:57,830 Oh, my God, I'm still with Charlie, aren't l? 404 00:24:58,008 --> 00:25:00,704 - She didn't see the dance, did she? - No, no, no. 405 00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:05,545 No, that was-- That was just for me. 406 00:25:09,153 --> 00:25:10,916 Hey, you...? 407 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:13,022 You sure about this? 408 00:25:13,190 --> 00:25:15,886 Yeah, I'm sure. 409 00:25:18,195 --> 00:25:19,526 And... 410 00:25:20,464 --> 00:25:22,455 ...we're okay? 411 00:25:34,144 --> 00:25:35,736 - Hey, Pheebs. - Hey. 412 00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:37,938 We just want to give you a heads up. 413 00:25:38,115 --> 00:25:40,447 - Bill and Colleen hate us. - Why? 414 00:25:40,617 --> 00:25:43,051 Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him. 415 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:44,778 What? 416 00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:48,083 - He didn't know? He's 12. - No, he's only 8. 417 00:25:48,258 --> 00:25:50,317 I'll bet he's Russian. 418 00:25:50,494 --> 00:25:52,587 Still, he had to find out sometime. 419 00:25:52,763 --> 00:25:56,927 How would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? 420 00:26:01,572 --> 00:26:03,836 I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.