1 00:00:07,152 --> 00:00:13,216 The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna...? 2 00:00:14,293 --> 00:00:16,488 You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired. 3 00:00:17,129 --> 00:00:19,757 - I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on. 4 00:00:20,899 --> 00:00:22,560 - Hey. - What's up? 5 00:00:22,734 --> 00:00:26,795 Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against. 6 00:00:28,006 --> 00:00:31,100 And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want-- 7 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:33,335 - Finally. - Is that Ross? 8 00:00:33,545 --> 00:00:36,844 Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls. 9 00:00:37,349 --> 00:00:39,749 - Sounds like he's with someone. - He could be alone. 10 00:00:39,918 --> 00:00:43,410 This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps. 11 00:00:43,589 --> 00:00:46,080 Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. 12 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:49,188 Yeah, I hear someone else in there with him. 13 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:56,767 - Dr. Geller! - God, you're amazing. 14 00:00:56,935 --> 00:01:00,063 I didn't even have to ask you to call me that. 15 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:05,203 - Oh, my God, that's Charlie! - She's cheating on Joey with Ross! 16 00:01:05,377 --> 00:01:09,746 Oh, that tart! Floozy! Giant! 17 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:14,548 - I'm not sure about this. - Yeah, you're right. 18 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,085 This is none of our business. 19 00:01:16,254 --> 00:01:19,587 I'm not sure it's the best way to hear everything. Get me a glass! 20 00:01:20,292 --> 00:01:24,626 No, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend. 21 00:01:24,796 --> 00:01:27,287 I love Barbados. 22 00:01:33,605 --> 00:01:36,506 I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel! 23 00:01:38,644 --> 00:01:40,635 I know. I'm her. 24 00:01:42,247 --> 00:01:44,681 Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey! 25 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:46,647 - What? - Get over here! 26 00:01:52,491 --> 00:01:55,483 Oh, my God! I love how thin these walls are! 27 00:02:04,803 --> 00:02:06,771 Thank you. 28 00:02:57,022 --> 00:03:01,322 Hey, before, you said that nothing could happen between us. What changed? 29 00:03:01,493 --> 00:03:04,189 Well, I only said that because of Ross. 30 00:03:04,396 --> 00:03:07,229 - And then I saw him kissing Charlie. - What? 31 00:03:07,399 --> 00:03:09,390 Ross and Charlie? 32 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:13,766 Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? 33 00:03:16,374 --> 00:03:18,239 - Eh, who am I to talk? - Yeah. 34 00:03:20,779 --> 00:03:23,111 I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey? 35 00:03:23,281 --> 00:03:26,375 How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? 36 00:03:27,018 --> 00:03:30,283 - No one is manning that wall! - I'm on it! 37 00:03:32,924 --> 00:03:35,017 - Anything? - I think I hear curtains closing. 38 00:03:35,193 --> 00:03:38,253 We've got shoes being kicked off over here. 39 00:03:38,463 --> 00:03:41,694 Bedsprings! Unmistakable! 40 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:45,495 - You realize that's your brother. - Not until you said it. Somebody switch! 41 00:03:47,906 --> 00:03:49,999 Wow! Wait a minute. 42 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,935 Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. 43 00:03:53,111 --> 00:03:56,774 Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with! 44 00:03:56,948 --> 00:04:00,816 That's not true. I came with Monica, I'm leaving with Weird Al. 45 00:04:01,686 --> 00:04:04,018 Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. 46 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:07,181 - Tomorrow I'm going to the salon. - Okay, Buckwheat. 47 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:13,563 You gotta hear this, it's great! It's like free porn. 48 00:04:21,973 --> 00:04:25,932 - Is everything okay? - It's just-- I don't think I can do this. 49 00:04:26,111 --> 00:04:28,477 Oh, is it because of what might be on the bed? 50 00:04:28,647 --> 00:04:32,014 - I saw that report, with the infrared-- - No! No. 51 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,118 No. 52 00:04:35,053 --> 00:04:38,955 Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. 53 00:04:39,124 --> 00:04:42,992 Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it. 54 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:47,354 - I completely understand. - All right, I'm gonna go find him. 55 00:04:51,336 --> 00:04:54,169 I just need a second before I can, you know.... 56 00:04:58,643 --> 00:05:02,306 Grandma, Grandma, Grandma. 57 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:11,144 - Okay, I'll see you later. - Okay! 58 00:05:12,624 --> 00:05:14,683 That's the door. He's gone. 59 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:17,852 And she's turning on the TV... 60 00:05:18,029 --> 00:05:22,830 ...and watching Miss Congeniality. 61 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:27,495 Honey? If you know it through a wall, you know it too well. 62 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,744 Hey, what are you guys doing? 63 00:05:40,685 --> 00:05:44,883 We're just-- We're sad to go, so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. 64 00:05:45,056 --> 00:05:46,751 I love you... 65 00:05:47,893 --> 00:05:52,387 ...Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa. 66 00:05:53,865 --> 00:05:56,732 Yeah. We had a great time, thank you. 67 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:02,867 Bye. 68 00:06:04,643 --> 00:06:07,669 Okay. Hey, have you guys seen Joey anywhere? 69 00:06:07,879 --> 00:06:10,871 He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie. 70 00:06:11,049 --> 00:06:13,677 That's the situation as we know it. 71 00:06:16,388 --> 00:06:19,016 If you see him, could you tell him I'm looking for him? 72 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:21,420 - You got it. - Thanks. 73 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:26,094 Thank you. 74 00:06:31,603 --> 00:06:33,195 Other wall, people! Other wall! 75 00:06:38,076 --> 00:06:40,738 - Rach, you there? - Oh, my God, that's Ross! 76 00:06:40,912 --> 00:06:43,039 - What are we gonna do? - Okay, just be calm. 77 00:06:43,214 --> 00:06:45,375 For all he knows, we're just hanging out. 78 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,178 All right? So just be nonchalant. 79 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:56,787 - That's not nonchalant! - No idea what it means. 80 00:06:58,964 --> 00:07:00,932 Okay, just hide. 81 00:07:01,099 --> 00:07:04,830 - Rach? - Coming! Try under the bed. 82 00:07:08,707 --> 00:07:10,265 There's no room under the bed-- 83 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:16,007 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 84 00:07:23,421 --> 00:07:26,151 - Hey. Do you know where Joey is? - Hi. 85 00:07:26,758 --> 00:07:28,726 I really don't. 86 00:07:31,763 --> 00:07:34,960 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah. Sure. 87 00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:39,768 I don't believe this. Have you guys been--? 88 00:07:39,971 --> 00:07:42,735 This is the listening side of the wall. 89 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:51,338 Then she told me that she and Joey had broken up... 90 00:07:51,516 --> 00:07:54,076 ...and part of the reason was she had feelings for me. 91 00:07:54,519 --> 00:07:55,611 Right. Yeah. 92 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,846 You know I've wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her. 93 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:02,582 Oh, I know, I know. That's been really hard for you. 94 00:08:02,761 --> 00:08:05,787 Anyway, one thing led to another, and... 95 00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:08,159 ...before you know it, we were kissing. 96 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,665 How angry do you think Joey's gonna be? 97 00:08:11,036 --> 00:08:14,665 That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say. 98 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,970 I gotta find him. He's gotta be here someplace. 99 00:08:18,176 --> 00:08:19,666 You would think. 100 00:08:24,382 --> 00:08:26,213 Joey? 101 00:08:26,384 --> 00:08:29,876 - Is he gone? - How are you doing this? 102 00:08:32,524 --> 00:08:34,151 What? Hey! 103 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:37,692 What are you--? What is this? Have you been listening this entire time? 104 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,761 Yeah! 105 00:08:40,398 --> 00:08:41,956 Now, what is this? 106 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,335 What is this? Well, let's see. We kissed for 10 minutes... 107 00:08:45,503 --> 00:08:49,906 ...and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade. 108 00:08:50,075 --> 00:08:53,533 No, no. Have you thought about how complicated this could get? 109 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:55,975 - What about Ross? - Well, he's with Charlie now. 110 00:08:56,181 --> 00:08:59,708 Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. 111 00:08:59,884 --> 00:09:03,718 And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you? 112 00:09:07,659 --> 00:09:09,718 You're a pain in my ass, Geller. 113 00:09:12,363 --> 00:09:14,422 Look, we appreciate all the advice... 114 00:09:14,599 --> 00:09:17,067 ...but this is between Joey and me. We can handle it. 115 00:09:17,235 --> 00:09:20,602 We'll go. Will you do one thing for us, the people that care about you? 116 00:09:20,805 --> 00:09:22,705 - Sure. - Enunciate. 117 00:09:23,007 --> 00:09:25,168 Get out! 118 00:09:31,249 --> 00:09:33,183 Are they right? 119 00:09:34,319 --> 00:09:38,221 Probably, yeah. I mean, maybe we should... 120 00:09:38,389 --> 00:09:40,254 ...hold off until we talk to Ross. 121 00:09:41,359 --> 00:09:45,318 Yeah. Yeah. We can wait. We don't have to do anything tonight. 122 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:47,088 Yeah, I think that would be best. 123 00:09:48,566 --> 00:09:51,034 So, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take off. 124 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:54,538 - Although-- - I like "although." 125 00:09:55,473 --> 00:09:57,373 I mean, you know.... 126 00:09:57,542 --> 00:10:00,909 Ross and I haven't dated in, like... 127 00:10:01,079 --> 00:10:02,876 ...six years. 128 00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:04,912 Six years? 129 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:08,750 Wow. That's almost as long as high school. 130 00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:16,588 Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now. 131 00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:18,284 Absolutely. 132 00:10:18,463 --> 00:10:21,057 - He's not thinking about you. - No. 133 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,397 I'm thinking about you. 134 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,637 Yeah. 135 00:10:28,473 --> 00:10:32,773 - Let's forget about Ross. - It's forgotten. 136 00:10:34,746 --> 00:10:36,577 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 137 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:38,906 Seriously, what is it? 138 00:10:40,485 --> 00:10:43,818 Nothing. It's really-- It's nothing. Come here. Come here. 139 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:46,952 What's wrong? 140 00:10:48,092 --> 00:10:50,583 Sorry, I just.... 141 00:10:50,762 --> 00:10:53,754 I can't seem to get Ross out of my head. 142 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:58,195 Well, maybe I can help. 143 00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:07,205 Your lips are so soft. Do that again. 144 00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:13,048 Yeah, we need to talk to Ross. Yeah. 145 00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:21,153 Hey. You guys ready to go? 146 00:11:21,359 --> 00:11:24,192 Not quite. Monica's at the salon, and I'm finishing packing. 147 00:11:24,395 --> 00:11:27,728 Dude, you're not taking your Bible? 148 00:11:28,866 --> 00:11:30,424 You're not supposed to take that. 149 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,537 Besides, it's a New Testament. What are you gonna do with it? 150 00:11:33,705 --> 00:11:35,605 Learn about Jesus. 151 00:11:38,543 --> 00:11:40,738 - Hey! - So did you talk to Joey? 152 00:11:40,912 --> 00:11:45,315 No. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane. 153 00:11:45,516 --> 00:11:49,247 Okay. Sounds like a good idea, Dr. Geller. 154 00:11:50,388 --> 00:11:51,878 Stop it. 155 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:54,585 Ph.D. 156 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,055 You're filthy. 157 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:02,425 - Hey. Have you guys seen Monica? - Actually, I think she went to the salon. 158 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,932 Oh, yeah. Oh, she went to the salon, all right. 159 00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,628 Check it out! 160 00:12:09,274 --> 00:12:11,367 Whose day just got better? 161 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:14,101 Chandler! 162 00:12:15,613 --> 00:12:16,705 Hey! 163 00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:21,443 - What do you think? - I think.... 164 00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:24,349 I think I can see your scalp. 165 00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:26,783 Don't you just love it? 166 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,893 Yeah. Yeah, you got shellfish in your head. 167 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:34,565 It's something. You go, girlfriend. 168 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,294 - You never said that in your life. - Not once. 169 00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:39,663 I thought so. 170 00:12:40,238 --> 00:12:43,833 - Phoebe? - I'm so glad you did that. 171 00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:45,699 Oh, and listen to this. 172 00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:54,711 What do you know? It's a treat for the eyes and the ears. 173 00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:12,730 Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up. 174 00:13:12,937 --> 00:13:16,737 Yeah. It's almost as if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life. 175 00:13:17,575 --> 00:13:20,066 Does someone mind switching and sitting with Charlie? 176 00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:24,237 Oh, I mean, l-- Dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie. 177 00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:25,905 - I understand. - No, I'll do it. 178 00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:31,149 Wish I could switch. I really don't want to sit with Allen lverson over there. 179 00:13:37,795 --> 00:13:40,389 - Hey. - Hey. 180 00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:47,168 Once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seat belt sign... 181 00:13:47,338 --> 00:13:50,398 ...you feel free to roam about my cabin. 182 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:55,941 And you should be careful when checking your overhead bins. 183 00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:59,515 - Because items may shift during-- - Oh, you're not good at this. 184 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:06,418 - Do you have to go home tonight? - No, I think I could come over. 185 00:14:06,591 --> 00:14:07,956 It's Saturday, right? 186 00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:10,458 What? 187 00:14:10,628 --> 00:14:14,359 - I can't do anything tonight. - Why not? 188 00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:16,597 I have a date. 189 00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:23,605 - You have a date? With who? - Oh, it's my girlfriend. 190 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:27,537 - You have a girlfriend? - Yeah. 191 00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:30,578 Well, when you and I broke up, I started seeing someone. 192 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,342 - Well, for how long? - Three months. 193 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:35,178 Three months? 194 00:14:36,187 --> 00:14:37,745 Okay. 195 00:14:37,922 --> 00:14:42,825 This is none of my business, but how long are you gonna keep seeing her? 196 00:14:43,327 --> 00:14:46,194 I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise. 197 00:14:46,397 --> 00:14:48,922 Oh, okay, good. You do that. 198 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:54,367 When you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you. 199 00:14:55,106 --> 00:14:58,473 Maybe I'll sign for it, tear it open. 200 00:15:00,411 --> 00:15:04,541 - Pull out the packing material-- - We'll have sex. Let's leave it there. 201 00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:09,884 It's our last glimpse of Barbados. 202 00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:15,350 And my last glimpse of anything. 203 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:23,756 All right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. 204 00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:27,165 He's in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty-free." 205 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:31,269 Okay. Good luck. 206 00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:35,776 You know, if he's not okay with this then nothing more can happen between us. 207 00:15:35,947 --> 00:15:37,209 I know. 208 00:15:37,381 --> 00:15:39,872 Well, if that's the case, I just want you to know... 209 00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:43,714 ...that I think I could have fallen for you really, really hard. 210 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:48,549 On the other hand, if he is okay with us... 211 00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:50,960 ...then, you know, it's cas, whatever. 212 00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:58,532 Ross is coming over. I think now would be a good time to talk to him. 213 00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:01,931 I guess so. I'm just-- I'm really nervous. 214 00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:04,506 Well, keep in mind that by the time you're done... 215 00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:07,439 ...they'll probably be serving dinner. 216 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,311 Still nervous? 217 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,544 I'm gonna get the lasagna. 218 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:16,851 - Hey, Rach? - Yeah? 219 00:16:17,054 --> 00:16:20,512 - Do you mind if I sit here for a sec? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah. 220 00:16:20,691 --> 00:16:22,659 Good luck. 221 00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:29,224 - Hey. - Hey. 222 00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,763 So l.... 223 00:16:31,936 --> 00:16:34,496 I kind of need to talk to you about Charlie. 224 00:16:34,672 --> 00:16:38,665 - Yeah? - Last night, after you guys broke up.... 225 00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:42,210 So sorry to hear about that, by the way. 226 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:48,015 Well, Charlie and I were talking, and.... 227 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,751 Well.... 228 00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:52,620 You kissed. 229 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:57,250 Wh-- What? 230 00:16:57,428 --> 00:17:00,454 What? What would give you that idea? 231 00:17:00,631 --> 00:17:03,259 - I saw you. - Yeah, we kissed. 232 00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:08,662 But nothing else. Nothing else happened, okay? 233 00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:11,933 - Ross, Ross, Ross. It's okay. - What? 234 00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:14,668 It's okay. You know, look... 235 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,939 ...l totally understand, all right? You guys... 236 00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:22,916 ...make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know? And.... 237 00:17:23,087 --> 00:17:26,284 - I want you to be happy. - Are you serious? 238 00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,015 Yeah. 239 00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:33,960 - Now I have something-- - I am speechless. 240 00:17:35,299 --> 00:17:39,998 I mean, the fact that you would put my happiness first like that, I mean.... 241 00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:42,638 You're an incredible friend, do you know that? 242 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,502 - Well, look, before you go-- - No, I mean it. 243 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:52,377 I mean, you're so loyal, man. And selfless and generous. 244 00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:54,980 I am those things, yeah. 245 00:17:55,720 --> 00:18:01,955 I've known Chandler longer, so I think of him as my best friend. But now... 246 00:18:03,327 --> 00:18:05,693 ...l may have to rethink some stuff. 247 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,390 Dude! 248 00:18:07,598 --> 00:18:11,898 Hey, if there is ever anything I can do for you.... 249 00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:15,933 I can't think of anything. 250 00:18:18,643 --> 00:18:20,736 - Thanks. - Yeah. 251 00:18:24,982 --> 00:18:26,313 - So hi. - Hi. 252 00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:30,818 - So you talked to Joey? - Oh, yeah. We had a really good talk. 253 00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:32,888 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 254 00:18:33,057 --> 00:18:35,992 - So everything's okay? - Oh, no, it's great. 255 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:41,655 - It's great. He's an amazing guy. - Oh, well, obviously, I think so too. 256 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,964 Well, I'm so excited about this. 257 00:18:46,337 --> 00:18:49,306 Really? Excited? 258 00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:55,002 What, are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this. 259 00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:00,377 Excuse me. 260 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:08,588 You didn't tell him, did you? 261 00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:12,024 I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. 262 00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:16,530 I didn't want him to get mad and take them back. I'm gonna edge out Chandler! 263 00:19:17,301 --> 00:19:20,532 Fine. Forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him. 264 00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:22,502 Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that. 265 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,359 - Hi, Mike's place. - Hey, it's Mike. 266 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,224 - That was fast. - Oh, no, she's not here yet. 267 00:19:48,065 --> 00:19:51,831 You know, I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone. 268 00:19:52,002 --> 00:19:55,563 You can't do that. Oh, come on, Mike, strap on a pair. 269 00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:02,376 Why don't you tell her that we got back together. Women appreciate honesty. 270 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:07,813 We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just FYl. 271 00:20:08,953 --> 00:20:13,549 One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table. 272 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:16,123 Her name's Precious? 273 00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:19,524 Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound? 274 00:20:20,831 --> 00:20:24,733 - I just want to give you a heads up. - Okay. And if she gets upset... 275 00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:28,029 ...just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap. 276 00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:37,771 What do you know, another hot blonde. 277 00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:46,050 Hi. I'm Precious. Who are you? 278 00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:49,724 - I'm Phoebe. - Phoebe? 279 00:20:49,927 --> 00:20:53,954 Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life? That Phoebe? 280 00:20:59,703 --> 00:21:03,935 Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these! 281 00:21:05,676 --> 00:21:07,940 - You go back to work tomorrow night? - Yeah. 282 00:21:08,145 --> 00:21:10,113 So if you want people to see them... 283 00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:13,273 ...you're not having them taken out, say, at the break of dawn? 284 00:21:13,951 --> 00:21:17,512 Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. 285 00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:26,491 You like that, right? 286 00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:36,834 - What are you singing? - It's "Bolero" from 10. 287 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,942 It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from Apocalypse Now. 288 00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:44,913 Here's the thing. The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy-hair problem. 289 00:21:45,082 --> 00:21:48,677 Now that we're home, you don't have that problem. If you think about it.... 290 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,718 I hate them. 291 00:21:51,522 --> 00:21:55,583 - What? You said you liked them. - Did l? Let's refresh. 292 00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:58,956 I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp. 293 00:21:59,997 --> 00:22:03,091 Well, fine. So you don't like them. Everybody else does. 294 00:22:03,601 --> 00:22:06,570 Again, let's journey back. 295 00:22:06,904 --> 00:22:11,534 As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before. 296 00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:16,237 And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different. 297 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:20,684 You know what? I don't care. I like it, and I'm gonna keep it. 298 00:22:20,851 --> 00:22:24,184 You're just jealous because your hair can't do this. 299 00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,815 - Get yourself in the tooth? - And the eye. 300 00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:45,042 Hi! There she is! Hi, Emma. Oh, my God, I missed you. 301 00:22:45,242 --> 00:22:48,268 Oh, Emma, I missed you so much. Hi. 302 00:22:48,445 --> 00:22:51,278 Did you have a good time with Grandma Greene? Huh? 303 00:22:51,448 --> 00:22:55,441 Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle? 304 00:22:56,820 --> 00:23:00,415 That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams. 305 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:06,923 Hey, Emma, Daddy has some presents for you, okay? I want you to wait right here. 306 00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:08,826 Come here, sweetie. 307 00:23:09,967 --> 00:23:14,267 Ross, actually, there's something that I really need to talk to you about. 308 00:23:14,471 --> 00:23:16,132 Okay, shoot. 309 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:21,939 - Okay. All right, here's the deal. - Oh, no! 310 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:28,108 - What is it? - Oh, major shampoo explosion! 311 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,780 - Look, Ross, this really isn't easy. - Oh, it's all over everything! 312 00:23:36,593 --> 00:23:38,686 Why? Why me? 313 00:23:39,296 --> 00:23:42,663 Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo? 314 00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:47,194 I guess things were just going too well for me. 315 00:23:48,605 --> 00:23:50,869 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were saying? 316 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:56,407 - Well, yeah. Look, it's about me and-- - Oh, not another one! 317 00:23:57,915 --> 00:24:02,682 Oh, my God-- Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean! 318 00:24:04,388 --> 00:24:07,915 Why? Why do bad things happen to good people? 319 00:24:09,927 --> 00:24:14,421 - Wow. Clearly this is not a good time. - You think? 320 00:24:18,435 --> 00:24:20,266 Okay. Bye. 321 00:24:20,437 --> 00:24:23,702 All right, so Mike's on his way over. 322 00:24:23,874 --> 00:24:27,901 You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so.... 323 00:24:28,078 --> 00:24:32,378 It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. The point is, I'm gonna take off. 324 00:24:33,217 --> 00:24:37,449 Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean... 325 00:24:37,621 --> 00:24:40,089 ...are you guys getting back together or something? 326 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,153 All right. 327 00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:48,024 Susie-- Can I call you Susie? 328 00:24:48,565 --> 00:24:50,556 My name is Precious. 329 00:24:51,335 --> 00:24:53,565 I can't say that. 330 00:24:54,905 --> 00:24:57,897 Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you. 331 00:24:58,308 --> 00:25:02,301 Mike and I are back together. And unfortunately... 332 00:25:02,479 --> 00:25:06,176 ...that effectively ends your relationship with him. 333 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:13,051 He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors. 334 00:25:14,191 --> 00:25:17,627 I just can't believe this. Why? 335 00:25:17,895 --> 00:25:19,886 - Well, I don't-- - Why would he do this? 336 00:25:20,064 --> 00:25:22,794 - What's wrong with me? - There's nothing wrong with you. 337 00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:25,058 What the hell am I supposed to do now? 338 00:25:25,269 --> 00:25:28,466 Damn it, woman! Pull yourself together! 339 00:25:28,639 --> 00:25:31,733 Have some pride, for the love of God! 340 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,274 Okay, not a fan of the tough love. 341 00:25:39,483 --> 00:25:43,317 I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning. 342 00:25:43,487 --> 00:25:48,550 He didn't know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me. 343 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:54,092 He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever! 344 00:25:57,968 --> 00:26:01,165 Look, Precious.... 345 00:26:03,307 --> 00:26:07,175 Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman... 346 00:26:07,344 --> 00:26:09,835 ...and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. 347 00:26:11,081 --> 00:26:14,073 He proposed to me while he was still seeing you. 348 00:26:14,284 --> 00:26:16,980 He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? 349 00:26:17,154 --> 00:26:22,023 I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend. 350 00:26:22,192 --> 00:26:25,457 Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. 351 00:26:25,629 --> 00:26:28,621 I deserve to be treated with respect. 352 00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:34,899 Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell! 353 00:26:40,177 --> 00:26:42,236 You're welcome. 354 00:26:47,384 --> 00:26:51,411 Honey? You've been in there for a long time. Is everything okay? 355 00:26:51,622 --> 00:26:53,522 Not really. 356 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,783 I have a problem. 357 00:26:58,462 --> 00:27:01,556 Really? What happened? 358 00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:07,260 Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry" ... 359 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:11,401 ...and I got stuck. 360 00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:15,411 - You can't move at all? - Oh, I can move. 361 00:27:21,485 --> 00:27:24,454 If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows? 362 00:27:24,621 --> 00:27:26,555 I guess so. 363 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:32,926 - Some of these look a little frayed. - Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free. 364 00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:38,257 - Hey. - Hi. 365 00:27:38,502 --> 00:27:41,994 - So? Did you tell Ross? - Well, I tried... 366 00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:45,335 ...but then he had a shampoo-related emergency. 367 00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:48,568 - So I guess now it's your turn again. - No, no, no, no. 368 00:27:48,745 --> 00:27:52,237 I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman. 369 00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:55,510 That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go: 370 00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:57,916 "l didn't mean it. 371 00:27:59,289 --> 00:28:02,417 I'm so sorry." 372 00:28:05,028 --> 00:28:06,962 Yeah, because that's what we do. 373 00:28:07,364 --> 00:28:12,392 All right, all right, okay. How about this? How about this? Tomorrow.... 374 00:28:12,869 --> 00:28:16,361 Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together. 375 00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,235 Okay, that sounds fair. 376 00:28:18,442 --> 00:28:21,206 - That just means, once again, we can't-- - I know. 377 00:28:21,378 --> 00:28:25,246 That's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves. We're not animals. 378 00:28:25,449 --> 00:28:29,442 - No! Of course, we can wait. - Yeah. 379 00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:32,453 All right, so I guess that means good night then. 380 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:35,421 Yep. Good night. 381 00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:44,090 Good night. 382 00:28:45,469 --> 00:28:47,096 Good night. 383 00:28:53,744 --> 00:28:56,508 - Seriously, good night. - Stop saying good night. 384 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,231 I'm so sorry. 385 00:29:26,276 --> 00:29:28,403 Look what I found in the drawer. 386 00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:33,549 And you said I'd never wear this. 387 00:29:34,451 --> 00:29:38,046 Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me? 388 00:29:38,221 --> 00:29:41,987 - Sure. What did you have in mind? - I think you know. 389 00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:47,324 - Really? I don't-- I don't really feel like it. - This is what I want to do. 390 00:29:48,332 --> 00:29:49,890 Okay. 391 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:53,432 I just don't get why you like it so much. 392 00:29:53,603 --> 00:29:57,095 She's an FBl agent posing as a beauty contestant!