1 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:08,483 Transcript by testexam 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Sync by BloodLogic 3 00:00:13,983 --> 00:00:15,883 it's a mystery to me-- 4 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:18,249 How could you have lived 5 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:21,650 - with that maniac for that long? 6 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,182 - I don't know. - Huh? 7 00:00:24,349 --> 00:00:26,616 - I don't know. - How did you do it? 8 00:00:26,716 --> 00:00:29,449 'cause, you know, I'm not that guy anymore. 9 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:30,783 - No? - No. 10 00:00:30,883 --> 00:00:32,917 Honestly, you don't look like that guy anymore. 11 00:00:33,017 --> 00:00:34,917 Look, look how much I've changed. 12 00:00:34,983 --> 00:00:36,917 - Did I ever dress like this? - No. 13 00:00:36,983 --> 00:00:38,917 - Your shirt's tucked in. - I'm tucking in. 14 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,550 - You've got real shoes on. - Shoes, slacks. 15 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:44,349 You look like a real person, 16 00:00:44,449 --> 00:00:47,783 - not an eighth-grader with silly shoes. - yeah. 17 00:00:47,883 --> 00:00:50,182 I used to walk around in sneakers like an eighth-grader. 18 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,750 I have to say, I love the new Larry. 19 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,616 - Really? - Yeah. 20 00:00:55,716 --> 00:00:57,116 - You know what I wanna do? - Hmm? 21 00:00:57,249 --> 00:00:58,850 I want to travel with you-- 22 00:00:58,983 --> 00:01:00,483 A little traveling in europe maybe, 23 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:02,917 you know, bicycles-- all that stuff you wanted to do... 24 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:04,750 - Yeah. - ...that you used to ask me about, 25 00:01:04,883 --> 00:01:07,182 and "no no, I don't wanna do that; 26 00:01:07,283 --> 00:01:09,349 there's no golf courses nearby..." 27 00:01:09,449 --> 00:01:11,816 I don't give a shit about golf anymore. 28 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:13,816 I just want to be with you. 29 00:01:15,883 --> 00:01:18,650 And you know what else? And I know you love scuba diving. 30 00:01:18,783 --> 00:01:21,017 I never did that with you. You always wanted to go scuba diving. 31 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,716 - I know. - You know, I can't see underwater 32 00:01:23,816 --> 00:01:26,550 'cause, you know... But whatever, 33 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:30,283 I'll feel around for the fish, you know. 34 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,550 Well, it seems like you've done a lot of reflecting. 35 00:01:32,650 --> 00:01:35,216 I'm a completely changed man. 36 00:01:35,383 --> 00:01:37,550 The only vestige of my old self 37 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:40,616 is that I've still got the good breath, you know. 38 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,017 That's the thing you're keeping? 39 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:44,750 The new Larry's keeping the minty breath, yeah. 40 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:46,750 The old Larry you're getting rid of? 41 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:49,182 He's over. He's over. 42 00:01:49,349 --> 00:01:52,182 You know, he hated your sister... 43 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:53,750 He did? 44 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:58,917 You know what? Forget that Larry. 45 00:01:59,017 --> 00:02:01,116 He's dead. He's dead. 46 00:02:01,216 --> 00:02:03,116 He's completely dead. 47 00:02:03,216 --> 00:02:04,950 Anyway, 48 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:07,816 it's really good to see you. 49 00:02:07,917 --> 00:02:09,683 It is good to see you too. 50 00:02:09,816 --> 00:02:12,483 It's very impressive that you're-- 51 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:15,383 - Really? - -- that you're trying. It is. 52 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:18,116 - I really am trying. - I know. I can see that. 53 00:02:18,216 --> 00:02:20,917 - I really am. - I know. 54 00:02:21,082 --> 00:02:23,550 Hey, let's go to the movies tomorrow night-- 55 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,716 Movies, dinner. 56 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:28,116 Come on, I'll take you out to dinner. 57 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:32,017 Um, I would love to go to the movies and dinner. 58 00:02:32,216 --> 00:02:33,516 Really? 59 00:02:33,683 --> 00:02:35,082 Let me just talk to my therapist 60 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:37,216 and see what she has to say first. 61 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:42,182 I just want to make sure she feels good 62 00:02:42,316 --> 00:02:43,783 - about that. - Mm-hmm. 63 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:46,683 I'll call my therapist and see what she says and I'll call you. 64 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:48,383 Great. 65 00:02:48,483 --> 00:02:50,917 Hey, how much are we supposed to tip the bartender, by the way? 66 00:02:51,049 --> 00:02:53,483 Don't they make too much money? I mean, everybody buys a drink. 67 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:55,950 They get, what, 20% of every drink? 68 00:02:56,116 --> 00:02:57,483 That's insane, isn't it? 69 00:02:57,650 --> 00:02:59,650 Well, they work really hard. 70 00:03:01,316 --> 00:03:05,349 Yeah, I know, I know. It's good. 71 00:03:05,483 --> 00:03:07,850 They're on their feet all night, 72 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:11,683 so whatever. Whatever they make-- good for them. 73 00:03:11,783 --> 00:03:14,216 They work hard, you know. 74 00:03:15,783 --> 00:03:18,449 It could not have gone better. 75 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:19,783 It was amazing. 76 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:21,516 I showed up in-- You know, 77 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:23,416 I was tucked in, I had shoes on. 78 00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:25,316 She never likes the way I dress, 79 00:03:25,483 --> 00:03:27,783 but she noticed the tucked-in 80 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,583 and she was very impressed with that. 81 00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:31,416 I looked like a man, you know. 82 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,650 This is great stuff. It's great progress. 83 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,750 - Yeah. - I have to say, it's not surprising, 84 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,017 because I'd like to think I know what I'm doing. 85 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:41,316 And, oh, I said-- I was talking about the future-- 86 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:43,116 If we get back together, what I want to do: 87 00:03:43,249 --> 00:03:45,116 I want to travel with her, 88 00:03:45,216 --> 00:03:47,316 you know, on bicycles. 89 00:03:47,483 --> 00:03:49,983 Scuba diving-- in a zillion years wouldn't I go, 90 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:52,416 but, you know what? I would do it with her. I really would. 91 00:03:52,516 --> 00:03:54,416 Be enthusiastic, but don't make 92 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:56,683 any specific promises that you can fulfill. 93 00:03:56,783 --> 00:03:57,950 That's my own personal advice. 94 00:03:58,049 --> 00:04:01,149 Geez, I said a lot of stuff last night. 95 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,950 Let's deal with that when it arises. 96 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:05,516 Oh, I might be bicycling in france in a couple of months. 97 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:07,783 Again, let's focus on the next stage. 98 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,816 I asked her 99 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,149 to go to the movies tonight, okay? 100 00:04:13,249 --> 00:04:14,816 And the therapist gave her the green light, 101 00:04:14,983 --> 00:04:17,416 so we're going to dinner and a movie, 102 00:04:17,516 --> 00:04:19,583 or a movie and a dinner, depending on the starting time. 103 00:04:19,716 --> 00:04:21,349 Sometimes it works out you go to a dinner and a movie, 104 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:23,216 sometimes it's better to have dinner after the movie, 105 00:04:23,349 --> 00:04:25,283 - so you have something to talk about. - Movie, dinner. 106 00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:27,283 Let's not even waste time talking about that. 107 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:28,550 - Movie, dinner. - Movie, dinner. 108 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:30,383 So you take her to a movie-- 109 00:04:30,516 --> 00:04:32,082 After you do the movie, just reach over, 110 00:04:32,249 --> 00:04:34,716 grab her hand, hold it tenderly 111 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,349 and tell her, "I love you." 112 00:04:38,349 --> 00:04:39,983 Really? 113 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,349 - Whisper into her ear, "I love you." - Okay. 114 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,182 At that point she's feeling vulnerable. 115 00:04:44,349 --> 00:04:47,383 And then at dinner-- that's when you have to up the stakes. 116 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:50,116 That's when you have to tell her you want her to move back in with you 117 00:04:50,283 --> 00:04:53,017 and she has until monday to decide, 118 00:04:53,182 --> 00:04:55,850 or that's it. 119 00:04:55,983 --> 00:04:57,917 It works. That's all I can say. 120 00:04:59,483 --> 00:05:02,917 Wow. Wow. 121 00:05:03,017 --> 00:05:04,650 She might not like it at first, 122 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,650 but there's one thing she won't be able to say, 123 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,283 is that the guy who just said that is a pussy. 124 00:05:10,816 --> 00:05:13,017 No one likes a pussy. 125 00:05:13,149 --> 00:05:15,550 What, you're getting a lot of pussy from me? 126 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:19,017 Not an amount that is not manageable. 127 00:05:19,182 --> 00:05:21,049 That's why we have to say, 128 00:05:21,116 --> 00:05:23,017 "monday is the cutoff point: 129 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:25,850 either we're back on, move back in, 130 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,583 or monday-- whew." 131 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,650 Okay okay. I think I got it. 132 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,116 Although I gotta say, 133 00:05:32,283 --> 00:05:35,017 being a pussy really wasn't my problem with her. 134 00:05:35,182 --> 00:05:37,017 It was more the fact that I was selfish 135 00:05:37,116 --> 00:05:39,017 - and kind of thoughtless... - We have to stop. 136 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:42,616 Oh, okay. 137 00:05:44,182 --> 00:05:46,650 Huh. I thought I had... 138 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,483 We have to stop. 139 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:53,017 Go, whew-- Go get 'em. 140 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:54,783 Okay. 141 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,583 Je t'aime. 142 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:02,750 Je t'aime aussi... 143 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,017 I love you. 144 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:41,683 I gotta tell ya, the new Larry is really working for me. 145 00:06:41,783 --> 00:06:43,683 Let me tell you something, okay? 146 00:06:43,783 --> 00:06:46,583 The new Larry can really make you happy. 147 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:49,483 I really can. I know I can. 148 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,483 Just the idea of you wanting me to be happy 149 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,683 is amazing. 150 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:56,283 Not just happy, but really, like, delirious. 151 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,850 - Delirious? - Delirious. 152 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:02,049 hi. - What a surprise! 153 00:07:02,149 --> 00:07:04,416 Is this what I think it is? 154 00:07:04,516 --> 00:07:06,416 Well, we're just... 155 00:07:06,516 --> 00:07:08,616 - Having dinner. - ...having dinner, talking. 156 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:11,483 This is one great picture. 157 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:13,583 I love it. 158 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:16,316 It's good to see you guys. 159 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:17,950 Hey, can I ask you for a quick favor? 160 00:07:18,116 --> 00:07:21,850 Nan's dad dan has alzheimer's... 161 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:23,683 Really? oh. 162 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:27,283 We're having a five-mile walkathon at venice beach. 163 00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:29,116 I need you to sponsor me. Jeff's doing it. 164 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,316 $50 a mile-- 250 bucks. 165 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:32,950 So you want me to sponsor you? 166 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:34,616 Yeah, sure. 250 bucks. 167 00:07:34,716 --> 00:07:36,416 "Larry david," right there. 168 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:38,316 It's worth it, believe me. 169 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,783 You don't know what alzheimer's is. 170 00:07:39,883 --> 00:07:41,683 - He's got it bad. - Really? 171 00:07:41,783 --> 00:07:43,149 What does he do? 172 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:45,149 He runs around the house all day naked, 173 00:07:45,249 --> 00:07:47,149 chasing himself, playing tag. 174 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:48,783 - It's awful. - Really truly? 175 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:50,883 He screams at the cat 'cause she didn't vote. 176 00:07:50,983 --> 00:07:52,950 Wow. 177 00:07:53,116 --> 00:07:55,516 Every time he farts, he calls the fire department. 178 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,883 Just sign it, please. Don't make me beg you. 179 00:07:59,017 --> 00:08:00,883 You know... 180 00:08:01,049 --> 00:08:03,783 It is a great cause. 181 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:06,550 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 182 00:08:06,683 --> 00:08:08,516 - That's great. - Of course. It's a damn good cause. 183 00:08:08,616 --> 00:08:11,349 - Oh, thank you, honey. Whoa. - Thank you very much. 184 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,449 - Yeah. - There you go-- 250 bucks. 185 00:08:13,616 --> 00:08:15,883 - Thank you, Larry. - Great to see you too again. 186 00:08:15,983 --> 00:08:17,149 It's good to see you guys. 187 00:08:17,249 --> 00:08:18,983 Thanks. 188 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,349 It's so nice of you to sponsor him. 189 00:08:21,449 --> 00:08:23,349 Come on, what is it? $250? 190 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:26,616 I know, but I feel like usually you would complain 191 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:29,716 or, I don't know, give him a hard time, but... 192 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:31,616 - Old Larry. - I know. 193 00:08:31,783 --> 00:08:34,349 I feel like you are a different person. 194 00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:37,383 Honey, I am a different person. 195 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:41,449 I'm so different. 196 00:08:41,616 --> 00:08:43,650 Listen... 197 00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:49,616 I want you to move back in with me. 198 00:08:50,983 --> 00:08:53,316 You have till monday 199 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,783 to decide. 200 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,783 Monday? 201 00:08:57,883 --> 00:09:00,883 Yeah, monday. 202 00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:02,983 Then the offer's off the table. 203 00:09:06,983 --> 00:09:09,416 You're giving me an ultimatum? 204 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:10,883 What...? 205 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,716 - Oh my god. You know what? - Oh, okay. 206 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,650 - You don't have to wait till monday. - Okay, so... 207 00:09:14,816 --> 00:09:16,983 - Guess what? The answer is no. - Okay, there's no ultimatum. 208 00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:19,516 - You're never going to change, Larry. - Take your time. 209 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,816 - You obviously have no idea. - Take a month, I don't care. 210 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:23,816 - Don't call me, please, ever. - What? 211 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,249 no! 212 00:09:26,449 --> 00:09:28,616 Hey, Cheryl. 213 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:30,716 Cheryl. 214 00:09:30,816 --> 00:09:32,716 Cheryl, the therapist told me to say that. 215 00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:34,783 - Oh, really? - I want you to move in. I do love you. 216 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,983 You know what, Larry? I thought the new Larry didn't lie. 217 00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:38,983 - I'm not lying. - Oh, really? 218 00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:41,349 The therapist said that. He gave me the deadline. 219 00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:43,516 I'm so stupid. I was actually believing you. 220 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,416 No, believe me. That was all true, 221 00:09:45,516 --> 00:09:47,182 except for the deadline part. 222 00:09:47,283 --> 00:09:49,249 The therapist told me to say that. 223 00:09:49,383 --> 00:09:50,716 Cheryl! 224 00:09:50,816 --> 00:09:53,550 But the deadline-- 225 00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:55,816 Agh! Agh! 226 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:58,283 Agh-hh! 227 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,383 oh. 228 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:03,082 You ruined my life. 229 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:06,283 You ruined my life, okay? 230 00:10:06,449 --> 00:10:08,816 - Okay. - Give her an ultimatum? 231 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,349 - Whoa, okay. - What the fuck was that? 232 00:10:11,516 --> 00:10:14,449 - I was this close, this close! - Larry, you're angry. 233 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,983 She's gone. 234 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,449 It's a setback. It's a setback. 235 00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:21,116 I told you she wasn't bothered by the high pussy percentage, 236 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,483 - but you didn't listen to me. - We ran out of time. 237 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:27,416 I had to see someone else who was suicidal. 238 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,249 You know what we're gointo do now? We're going to go to her house 239 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,883 and you're going to tell her that the whole thing was your idea. 240 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,283 Okay, let's have a session. 241 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,149 No, I don't want to have a session. 242 00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:39,316 You're going to tell her that you told me to give her that stupid ultimatum. 243 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:44,316 Larry? 244 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:46,283 Sorry for popping in on you like this. 245 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:49,950 - Hello, I'm Dr. Bright. - This is my therapist. 246 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,683 - Hi, I'm Cheryl. - Could we come in 247 00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,716 - and talk to you for just a few minutes? - Larry... 248 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,483 It won't take long. 249 00:10:57,249 --> 00:10:58,516 I guess so. 250 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,616 Come on in. 251 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:02,883 Thanks. 252 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:09,049 Wow. 253 00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:10,883 You're on the ocean? 254 00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:12,049 Yeah. 255 00:11:12,216 --> 00:11:14,049 Wow, this is... 256 00:11:14,182 --> 00:11:16,783 These places are expensive, on the water, aren't they? 257 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,783 My therapist said 258 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:21,583 that I should do something nice for myself, 259 00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:23,683 sort of a love-me gift. 260 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,416 And I decided, you know what? 261 00:11:25,516 --> 00:11:27,449 I've always wanted to live on the beach. 262 00:11:27,516 --> 00:11:29,616 I can do it now, so... 263 00:11:29,716 --> 00:11:31,983 - Very good advice. - Yeah. 264 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,983 Oh, you think so? 265 00:11:34,082 --> 00:11:35,783 mm. 266 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,416 I don't remember you telling me to get any love-me gifts. 267 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,683 - We were moving onto that at some point. - Oh, really? 268 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,116 - We would have arrived at that. - Oh, interesting. 269 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,850 So what do you guys need to tell me? 270 00:11:45,983 --> 00:11:48,516 - Go ahead, bright. - Okay. 271 00:11:48,683 --> 00:11:52,049 I gave Larry some flawed advice. 272 00:11:52,149 --> 00:11:54,049 I told Larry to give you an ultimatum. 273 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:55,583 He told me to say that. 274 00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:57,149 You told him to say that? 275 00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:00,082 Yeah, because the picture that was painted of you 276 00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:02,082 was not the person I'm seeing-- 277 00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:04,816 - What? - well, no no no. I mean that you-- 278 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,816 What does that mean? 279 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,249 I think-- I don't know. 280 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,249 I just had-- It means nothing. 281 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,716 - What did you think? - I thought maybe 282 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:14,149 you were the kind of person who would like an ultimatum. 283 00:12:14,249 --> 00:12:17,316 - And you're not, clearly. - What kind of picture are you painting of me? 284 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:19,516 Just a loving portrayal. 285 00:12:19,616 --> 00:12:21,850 It was-- it was a deeply loving portrayal. 286 00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,216 But-- but-- 287 00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:24,883 What have I been saying about her? 288 00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:27,249 You didn't describe her physically-- 289 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,116 So I didn't know what she looked like. 290 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,950 That's why I'm just saying, whoo! I'm just impressed. 291 00:12:32,049 --> 00:12:34,516 Why would it matter what somebody looks like physically-- 292 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:38,917 - What kind of advice-- ? - because you get the face you deserve, right? 293 00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:40,883 The face tells a story. 294 00:12:40,983 --> 00:12:42,883 All right, all right. The point is, 295 00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:45,716 you get an idea of the person who I've been listening to here? 296 00:12:45,816 --> 00:12:47,816 - Is it coming through to you? - Yeah. 297 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,149 So you told Larry to give me an ultimatum. 298 00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:51,449 Fine, okay. Now I know that. 299 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:53,550 - Okay? - He is to blame. 300 00:12:53,716 --> 00:12:55,550 I'm 90% to blame for everything. 301 00:12:55,716 --> 00:12:58,816 90%? I think 100%. 100% to blame. 302 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,816 Well, I'm taking a lion's share. 303 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:03,449 No, take more than a lion's share. Take the whole share. 304 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,416 Take it all. 305 00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:07,750 Okay, all right. No, that's fair. 306 00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:09,750 Yeah, I'm 100% to blame. 307 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,750 I told Larry to do the-- 308 00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:13,449 To hold your hand, to say, "I love you." 309 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:16,082 - The new Larry-- it's all me. - all right, no no no. 310 00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:17,650 The new Larry is you? 311 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,616 What? What did you say? 312 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,783 You're not responsible for the new Larry. 313 00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:23,716 I'm the new-- you didn't make the new Larry. 314 00:13:23,816 --> 00:13:25,283 You told me to take 100%. 315 00:13:25,349 --> 00:13:26,983 I invented the new Larry, not you. 316 00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,883 What about tucking in the t-shirt? 317 00:13:28,983 --> 00:13:30,783 You didn't tell me-- You told me to tuck in? 318 00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:33,049 All right, I understand what you're saying. 319 00:13:33,182 --> 00:13:35,349 I'm going to talk to Dr. Salvin 320 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,182 and figure it out, so thanks. 321 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,182 All right. Okay. 322 00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,349 All right, thanks for coming, I guess. 323 00:13:41,449 --> 00:13:42,850 Why are you taking credit for new Larry? 324 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,383 I laid the foundation for new Larry. 325 00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:46,449 Bullshit-- You laid foundation. 326 00:13:48,017 --> 00:13:51,116 You're a moron. How could you suggest such a thing? 327 00:13:51,182 --> 00:13:52,750 It's not an exact science. 328 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,182 - And I mean... - Clearly. 329 00:13:55,349 --> 00:13:58,082 I mean, that is unbelievable, seriously. 330 00:13:58,182 --> 00:14:00,383 The thing about it is that... 331 00:14:00,516 --> 00:14:03,917 She doesn't make a move now in her life 332 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,017 unless her therapist tells her. 333 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:09,283 But the therapist doesn't know anything about me. 334 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,416 - I'm not represented there. - No, you're not. 335 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:15,283 If the therapist knew me, okay? 336 00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:17,850 If the therapist thought I was a terrific guy, 337 00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:20,182 - there would be a counterargument to it. - Right. 338 00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:22,216 How do you get to her? 339 00:14:28,383 --> 00:14:29,850 I got it. Let's go. 340 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,850 Come on. 341 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:34,283 - Come on, bright. - Yeah, thank you. 342 00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:36,650 So you jump out, 343 00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:38,917 you grab the therapist's purse. 344 00:14:39,082 --> 00:14:40,917 Then I come out of nowhere, 345 00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:43,883 I tackle you, take you down, 346 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,883 get the purse from you. 347 00:14:45,983 --> 00:14:47,917 You run off, you get yourself 348 00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:50,283 a cup of coffee, a piece of pizza. 349 00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:52,550 And I return the handbag 350 00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:57,049 and I'm like a god, you know. 351 00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:58,650 Pshh, I'll do that shit. 352 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,082 - Yeah. Yeah. - I'll do it. What the fuck? 353 00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:02,483 You're my motherfucking man, Larry. 354 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,017 Is he the greatest? Are you the greatest, man? 355 00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:07,216 - What's up? That's how we do it, yo. - You are the greatest. 356 00:15:07,383 --> 00:15:08,583 That's how we fucking do it. 357 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,182 I walk by, I grab the fucking purse. 358 00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,116 I run down the street, Larry pops the fuck out, 359 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:13,983 tackles me, tries to get the purse back. 360 00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:16,082 I fuck Larry up, I keep on rolling. 361 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,850 You-- 362 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,449 Somebody gotta get fucked up, Larry, right? 363 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:22,149 You don't need to-- what are you saying, fuck me up? 364 00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:24,950 When you tackle me I ain't going to look like a fucking bitch and shit, 365 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,416 - let you fuck me up. - No. I tackle you 366 00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:28,316 and then you run away. You run away. 367 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,683 The more fucked up you are, the more of a hero you're gonna look like. 368 00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:32,850 I'm going to break your fucking teeth, your glasses or something. 369 00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:35,116 Leon, I don't need to look like that much of a hero. 370 00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:37,316 Just stopping you and giving her her purse back's enough. 371 00:15:37,483 --> 00:15:39,283 There's no way in hell. You can't do that shit half-speed. 372 00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:41,550 It's not realistic, Larry, if I don't fuck you up. 373 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:45,017 - Hey, who's this? - Hello, I'm Dr. Bright. 374 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:48,116 That's my therapist I was telling you about. 375 00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:50,116 - Oh, is this Mr. Ultimatum? - Yeah. 376 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,249 Yo, man, that idea you came up with was awful. 377 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:55,783 So what's going on, l.d.? 378 00:15:55,883 --> 00:15:58,216 Nothing. Nothing really. 379 00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:00,483 What's happening? What's happening, Leon? 380 00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:05,049 - Larry wants me to mug somebody. - Who? Who? 381 00:16:05,149 --> 00:16:07,483 - Yeah, but it's a pretend mugging. - It's pretend. 382 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,683 It's all for fun. 383 00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:10,516 I know you're not going along with that. 384 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,216 Ain't nobody gonna get hurt. I'ma grab the fucking purse... 385 00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,416 - Leon! - ...Larry's going to jump out and try to stop me, 386 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,383 - I'ma fuck Larry up... - You're not gonna fuck me up. 387 00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:21,049 - You done lost your mind, Leon. - You done lost your mind. 388 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:28,349 He's not doing it! 389 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:29,783 You know what? 390 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,983 This pasty-ass motherfucker got you into it. 391 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,082 Have him get your ass out of it. 392 00:16:38,149 --> 00:16:40,017 She's right. 393 00:16:40,182 --> 00:16:42,017 I'll do it. 394 00:16:42,182 --> 00:16:44,616 Eh, fuck it. 395 00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:50,349 There's her therapist. 396 00:16:50,449 --> 00:16:52,983 Okay okay, that's her. You see her? 397 00:16:53,082 --> 00:16:54,783 Yeah, okay. All right, let's go. 398 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,550 What are you doing? What is this? 399 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,983 You look like a rapist with that thing on. You don't need that. 400 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:00,816 You know what? Put the hood up. 401 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,550 Isn't that a cliche? 402 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,449 - It's not a cliche. Put the hood up. - All right. 403 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,850 All right, good. What? 404 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,816 I've changed my mind. I can't do it. I can't do it. 405 00:17:10,182 --> 00:17:12,082 Go do it. 406 00:17:12,182 --> 00:17:15,017 - Give me your bag. I'm mugging you. - No. No. 407 00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:16,383 I got it! I got it! 408 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:19,149 Oh my god. 409 00:17:19,283 --> 00:17:21,249 Oh my god. 410 00:17:24,283 --> 00:17:25,716 Now run! 411 00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:27,182 - Thank you. - You'd better run! 412 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:29,182 Oh my... 413 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,182 Here you are. 414 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,216 Thank you. 415 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,650 That was amazing. You came out of nowhere. 416 00:17:35,816 --> 00:17:37,750 - Ma'am, are you okay? - I didn't even see you. 417 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,550 Yeah, we're-- We're okay. 418 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:43,182 Do what you have to do. 419 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:45,483 How did you-- How did you do that? 420 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:47,550 I never even saw you-- 421 00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:50,650 What was I going to do? I saw that 422 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:53,383 and I had to do something. 423 00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:55,449 I can't believe what I just witnessed. 424 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,449 Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 425 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,816 Well, you're welcome. 426 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,283 You take good care of yourself, okay? 427 00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:02,917 Thank you. I'm a little shaken. 428 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,017 Shake it off. Go get yourself a drink or something. 429 00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:06,449 - Yeah. - Okay. 430 00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:10,950 Wait, I never even asked your name. 431 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,216 It's Larry-- 432 00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:18,750 Larry david. 433 00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,182 Larry david? 434 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,383 Very funny. Spread your legs. 435 00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:30,182 That was amazing. I mean, the way you swept in 436 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,483 and took control-- That didn't seem real. 437 00:18:32,616 --> 00:18:35,550 It was real. I can tell you that. 438 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,616 I'm still a little shaky, I guess. 439 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,116 - It's to be expected. My god. - that guy-- 440 00:18:41,216 --> 00:18:43,950 - That strange, horrible man... - Horrible. 441 00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:46,683 But you were just like clint eastwood. 442 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:49,783 I mean, you just swept in there and... 443 00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:52,483 I have never seen anything that brave. 444 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,483 Eh, please, really. 445 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,650 I didn't even think twice about it. 446 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,583 The only thing I did think about for a second was my glasses, 447 00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:02,116 but that's it-- only the safety of my glasses. 448 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,583 'cause these are irreplaceable. 449 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,917 What do you do, may I ask? 450 00:19:07,082 --> 00:19:08,950 Oh, I'm a therapist. 451 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,483 - You're a therapist? - Yes. 452 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,149 Oh, boy, I could really use a therapist myself. 453 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:16,883 My wife left me after a long time and-- 454 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:19,316 I'm not going to bother you with all this, you know. 455 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,316 That's all right. Please. 456 00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:24,850 Well, my wife left the house recently 457 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:27,683 and it's been quite devas-- 458 00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:30,383 - I'm sure it's-- - it's been quite devastating for me, 459 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:31,783 but anyway... 460 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:33,316 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 461 00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:35,783 But I feel like she never really 462 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,049 had any idea who I was. 463 00:19:38,182 --> 00:19:40,049 All this time, all these years, 464 00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:42,383 I really hid the real me, 465 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:46,182 the me who saves people. 466 00:19:46,316 --> 00:19:48,983 And, you know, I have been doing that most of my life. 467 00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:51,149 You know, I gave a kidney to my friend... 468 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:53,049 Oh, I didn't know that. 469 00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:54,616 Why would you? 470 00:19:54,683 --> 00:19:58,216 No, I wouldn't. I just-- 471 00:19:58,316 --> 00:20:00,783 All right, well, I gotta go. 472 00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:03,483 You are such a good person. 473 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,950 Do you know that? 474 00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:07,950 - Am I? - Oh... 475 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:09,683 Yes. 476 00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:13,316 Okay. 477 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,416 So great to have met you. 478 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,583 Yes. 479 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,750 I'd better get going. 480 00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:23,416 You take care of yourself. 481 00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,716 Well, thanks again. 482 00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:28,783 So long. 483 00:20:28,883 --> 00:20:31,583 Goodbye, Larry david. 484 00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:39,783 Oh, wow. Hey. 485 00:20:44,216 --> 00:20:46,516 How are you doing? 486 00:20:46,616 --> 00:20:49,149 Well, I'm in prison. 487 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,216 Yeah. Jesus. 488 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,883 I spent the night in a cell 489 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:55,516 that's smaller than my closet. 490 00:20:55,616 --> 00:20:58,316 Oh, man, oh, man. I'm so sorry. 491 00:20:58,449 --> 00:21:00,082 My feet stick out through the fucking bars. 492 00:21:00,182 --> 00:21:01,950 - Your feet stick out? - Yeah, my feet stick out. 493 00:21:02,049 --> 00:21:03,983 - You're not even that tall. - I know. I know. 494 00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:06,216 I'm not even that tall, and my fucking feet stick out. 495 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,216 - How tall are you? - 5'10". 496 00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:09,583 - You're 5'10"? - Yeah. 497 00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:12,716 You're 5'10"? Stand up. Let me see. 498 00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,316 - You're not 5'10". - I'm 5'10", I am. 499 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,616 Well, a hairsbreadth under. 500 00:21:17,716 --> 00:21:19,616 You're cheating a little bit. I don't think you're 5'10". 501 00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:21,483 In the heel, I am-- That's not the point. 502 00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:23,149 The point is I'm sharing a room 503 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,249 with a 300-lb fucking guy with a hairy back. 504 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,883 Sometimes you make friends in a situation like this. 505 00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,716 They become your friend for life. 506 00:21:30,816 --> 00:21:32,917 He doesn't speak english. 507 00:21:33,082 --> 00:21:35,616 Okay, all right. 508 00:21:35,716 --> 00:21:39,349 Oh, good news: 509 00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,816 after you were taken away... 510 00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:45,316 ...the therapist and I went to have coffee-- 511 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:48,182 Whew, the plan worked fantastic. 512 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,316 I'm pretty optimistic. And you know what? 513 00:21:50,449 --> 00:21:53,149 Thank you. 'cause you were there at its inception. 514 00:21:53,249 --> 00:21:55,249 You pushed it through. 515 00:21:56,249 --> 00:21:58,149 I'm very happy for you, 516 00:21:58,249 --> 00:22:00,550 but it's not top of the list of my priorities right now. 517 00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:03,516 We're going to get you out of here. Don't worry about it. 518 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:05,283 Do we have a time frame? Can you give me a time frame? 519 00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:08,182 - 24 hours... - Okay, I think I can-- 520 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,917 ...48 at the most. 521 00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:13,449 - What's after 48? 72? - 72, yeah. 522 00:22:13,616 --> 00:22:16,783 58, 68-- right, 72. And then... 523 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:18,349 Don't say "and then..." 524 00:22:18,449 --> 00:22:20,816 What do you mean, 72? That's beyond what-- 525 00:22:20,983 --> 00:22:22,616 ...96? 526 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,716 Please, let's aim for 24. 527 00:22:24,816 --> 00:22:26,349 You got a deck of cards? 528 00:22:26,449 --> 00:22:28,249 Can you play solitaire or anything? What can you do here? 529 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,883 I don't have a deck of cards, but yes, I do know how to play solitaire. 530 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:33,249 I should have brought a deck of cards. Damn it. It's always good 531 00:22:33,349 --> 00:22:35,550 to have a deck of cards, no matter where you are. 532 00:22:35,716 --> 00:22:38,550 What are you talking about? Just get me out of fucking prison. 533 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:39,983 I'm not talking about cards. 534 00:22:40,116 --> 00:22:41,750 Just get me out of fucking prison, please. 535 00:22:41,883 --> 00:22:44,483 I'm sorry, we're going to have to stop. 536 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:47,116 We have more time. 537 00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:48,850 Cheryl's getting out of her therapy appointment 538 00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:50,316 and I really need to talk to her. 539 00:22:50,483 --> 00:22:52,917 I've not spoken to anyone normal in 24 hours 540 00:22:53,017 --> 00:22:54,583 and I'm scared. 541 00:22:54,683 --> 00:22:56,716 We have to stop. 542 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,249 - Hello? - Oh, hi, Cheryl. 543 00:23:06,349 --> 00:23:08,283 How did your session go today? 544 00:23:08,383 --> 00:23:10,383 Larry, I've spoken to my therapist 545 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,149 and she told me I shouldn't ever be speaking to you again. 546 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:15,149 She said that? 547 00:23:15,283 --> 00:23:17,650 Yeah. I'm sorry, Larry, really. 548 00:23:17,783 --> 00:23:19,683 Are you kidding? 549 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,616 I should go. I should go. Goodbye, Larry. 550 00:23:21,716 --> 00:23:23,716 Hey, Cheryl! 551 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:38,516 Excuse me. Excuse me. 552 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:40,750 Excuse me. 553 00:23:45,449 --> 00:23:47,383 - Hey. - You're not gonna believe this: 554 00:23:47,449 --> 00:23:49,383 Cheryl called me up, told me 555 00:23:49,516 --> 00:23:51,383 that her therapist urged her-- 556 00:23:51,516 --> 00:23:53,716 Urged her never to see me again. 557 00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:55,716 That makes no sense whatsoever. 558 00:23:55,816 --> 00:23:58,616 - Oh my god. - Huh? 559 00:23:58,716 --> 00:24:00,082 What? 560 00:24:00,182 --> 00:24:01,416 She likes me. 561 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:03,716 Her therapist likes me. 562 00:24:05,283 --> 00:24:07,349 That's why she told Cheryl not to see me. 563 00:24:07,449 --> 00:24:09,049 She wants me for herself. 564 00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:12,349 - Oh my god! Oh my god! - Huh? 565 00:24:12,516 --> 00:24:14,650 What am I going to do? 566 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,650 If I reject her, 567 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,716 she'll say bad things about me to Cheryl. 568 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:21,850 And if I'm nice to her, she'll think I'm interested. 569 00:24:21,983 --> 00:24:24,716 Oh, you are screwed. 570 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:26,883 I've got to get out of this. What am I going to do? 571 00:24:27,017 --> 00:24:28,449 I think you're fucked. That's what I think. 572 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,182 Tommy! 573 00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:32,883 - Is that funkhouser? - Yeah. 574 00:24:33,017 --> 00:24:36,182 What is he doing here? He's supposed to be walking. 575 00:24:36,283 --> 00:24:37,516 He's having a cup of coffee? 576 00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,082 I'll see you later. 577 00:24:39,182 --> 00:24:40,616 Hey. 578 00:24:40,716 --> 00:24:42,283 L.d., how are you doing, pal? 579 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,283 Where's your shirt? 580 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:47,750 What are you doing? You're supposed to be walking. 581 00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:49,850 I raised money. I don't walk. 582 00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:51,483 You didn't tell me you were sitting. 583 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,917 I wouldn't have given you money in the fist place. 584 00:24:54,017 --> 00:24:56,650 - I didn't say I was walking. - The walking's implied, is it not? 585 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:59,283 No, I said, "sponsor me for the walkathon." 586 00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:01,550 Okay, walkathon-- Walk. 587 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:03,483 Why do you want me to walk? 588 00:25:03,616 --> 00:25:06,283 You took money under false pretenses. 589 00:25:06,449 --> 00:25:08,850 So you don't care about alzheimer's? 590 00:25:11,383 --> 00:25:13,383 Alzheimer's? 591 00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:20,550 You were diagnosed with alzheimer's?! 592 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:22,182 Yeah, and you're the first person I've told. 593 00:25:22,283 --> 00:25:24,116 I haven't told anybody. 594 00:25:24,216 --> 00:25:25,683 You're the only one who knows. 595 00:25:25,850 --> 00:25:29,383 - So this is just the very earliest onset? - Yeah. 596 00:25:29,483 --> 00:25:31,850 I mean, it's not early. I'm sort of halfway 597 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:33,950 between early and middle. What's that called? 598 00:25:34,082 --> 00:25:35,750 I don't know if there's a term for that. 599 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:39,316 Maybe I have a quarter...? 600 00:25:39,483 --> 00:25:41,483 I have to confess something. 601 00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:44,017 After we met and connected, 602 00:25:44,116 --> 00:25:47,017 I was hoping that, you know, 603 00:25:47,116 --> 00:25:49,483 maybe there was some kind of future. 604 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:54,216 In three to five years I'll be a vegetable. 605 00:25:55,483 --> 00:25:57,316 Listen, you helped me the other day 606 00:25:57,483 --> 00:25:59,683 and I want to help you. 607 00:25:59,783 --> 00:26:01,583 I forgot your name. 608 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:04,550 You must go back with your wife. 609 00:26:04,683 --> 00:26:07,483 Hearing this news-- you must go back with your wife. 610 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:10,283 Oh my god. Yes, I know, but what can you do? 611 00:26:10,383 --> 00:26:13,950 Well, you never know. 612 00:26:14,049 --> 00:26:17,017 Let's order. I'm getting hungry. 613 00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:19,583 - We did order. - We did? 614 00:26:19,683 --> 00:26:21,650 Yeah, you had the chicken salad. 615 00:26:21,816 --> 00:26:24,950 - I ordered chicken salad? - Yeah. Do you not like-- ? 616 00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:27,416 - I don't even like chicken salad. - Oh my god. 617 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:29,750 - God damn it. - No no no, we'll switch. 618 00:26:29,850 --> 00:26:33,249 - Excuse me, Dr. Salvin? - Oh, yes. 619 00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:35,017 I'm detective kennan, l.a.p.d. 620 00:26:35,149 --> 00:26:37,316 I talked to your assistant. She told me I could 621 00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:39,049 find you here with Mr. David. 622 00:26:39,149 --> 00:26:41,516 I have some questions about your purse-snatching. 623 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:44,216 Now I understand you didn't get a look at the guy, but that you did. 624 00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:45,950 We actually have the guy already. 625 00:26:46,116 --> 00:26:48,483 I just want some basic information so we can keep him. 626 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,149 So, what did he look like? 627 00:26:54,483 --> 00:26:57,383 I-- I don't remember. 628 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,750 Aw, jeez. 629 00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:13,149 There he is. There's my guy. 630 00:27:13,249 --> 00:27:16,216 Hey ya, bright. Hey ya, bright boy. 631 00:27:16,316 --> 00:27:17,616 Huh? 632 00:27:17,783 --> 00:27:19,616 How's it going? 633 00:27:19,783 --> 00:27:21,049 Uh, not too good. 634 00:27:21,149 --> 00:27:23,950 What's the matter? You seem a little down. 635 00:27:24,049 --> 00:27:26,516 I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life. 636 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:28,049 - Really? - Yeah. 637 00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:30,049 Oh, hey, get this: 638 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,783 I'm going out with Cheryl tonight. I've got a date with Cheryl. 639 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,049 - Good. - It's fantastic. I'm so thrilled. 640 00:27:35,149 --> 00:27:36,883 Come on. I'm pretty excited, bright. 641 00:27:37,017 --> 00:27:38,716 I think it's going to work out. 642 00:27:47,616 --> 00:27:49,516 You did it. That was-- 643 00:27:49,616 --> 00:27:50,883 There you go, big winner. 644 00:27:50,983 --> 00:27:52,416 Hey... 645 00:27:52,516 --> 00:27:54,416 That is so sweet. Thank you. 646 00:27:54,516 --> 00:27:56,750 - Let's go on the ferris wheel. - Okay. 647 00:28:01,249 --> 00:28:04,017 It's the most bizarre experience of my life 648 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:06,783 and I just need someone to speak to about it 649 00:28:06,883 --> 00:28:09,816 because I can't work and I can't sleep. 650 00:28:09,983 --> 00:28:11,983 And you come highly recommended. 651 00:28:13,883 --> 00:28:15,783 Why don't you start from the beginning? 652 00:28:15,883 --> 00:28:18,449 Um, well, one of my clients 653 00:28:18,616 --> 00:28:22,783 is this bald guy, um... 654 00:28:24,249 --> 00:28:26,449 I want you to move back in with me. 655 00:28:26,516 --> 00:28:28,983 You have till monday to decide. 656 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,783 Okay. 657 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:32,883 - Really? - Yeah. 658 00:28:33,983 --> 00:28:35,883 - I love you, Larry. - I love you. 659 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,182 Hello? Hi, Dr. Salvin. 660 00:28:42,349 --> 00:28:44,349 ah.