1 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,483 Transcript by testexam 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Sync by BloodLogic 3 00:00:13,683 --> 00:00:17,050 auntie Rae, auntie Rae? 4 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:20,483 - You need something? - I want you to come with me. I want to show you something. 5 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:21,950 Oh, all right then. What is it? 6 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:24,150 Eh, don't worry. Just come with me. 7 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,550 You know, you said how much you love gardening, 8 00:00:27,616 --> 00:00:29,717 and how you wish you could garden here, 9 00:00:29,817 --> 00:00:33,050 so I cleared this little area for you. 10 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:34,550 - And... There you go. - Larry. 11 00:00:34,616 --> 00:00:36,184 You did this for me? 12 00:00:36,317 --> 00:00:38,516 - I did it for you! - Oh, Larry! 13 00:00:38,616 --> 00:00:40,516 - Huh? - Oh-ho! Larry! 14 00:00:40,616 --> 00:00:43,050 Grow some lettuce, auntie Rae. Grow some lettuce! 15 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:45,984 You don't know how much I appreciate this. 16 00:00:46,084 --> 00:00:48,516 You've been so good to us, Larry, 17 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,351 my family. I really appreciate it. 18 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:53,351 I really appreciate it, Larry! 19 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:55,883 Thank you, Larry. I-- 20 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:02,050 Larry, you're disgusting. 21 00:01:02,184 --> 00:01:03,683 ah! 22 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:06,017 Agh! Auntie Rae! 23 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:12,384 She called me disgusting. 24 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:14,483 Oh my god. 25 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:19,017 - What were you thinking? - And she ran into the house. 26 00:01:19,184 --> 00:01:21,017 - Oh my god. - How does that happen to you? 27 00:01:21,117 --> 00:01:24,017 You know, she went over the appropriate amount of time 28 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:27,017 that I can have human contact without getting aroused. 29 00:01:27,117 --> 00:01:29,017 I only have five seconds. 30 00:01:29,117 --> 00:01:31,017 After that, it's out of my control. 31 00:01:31,117 --> 00:01:34,384 Not me. I've got discipline down there. I have a very discerning penis. 32 00:01:34,451 --> 00:01:35,783 - No... - Very discerning. 33 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:38,017 - My penis is an animal. - Really, just out of control? 34 00:01:38,117 --> 00:01:40,284 - It's a feral tiger, yeah. - It's wild. 35 00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:43,017 Oh, so how'd your-- how'd the appointment go? With the doctor? 36 00:01:43,117 --> 00:01:44,683 Great. 37 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,384 He's gonna snip-snip, and... 38 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,583 I will no longer be snoring. 39 00:01:49,683 --> 00:01:51,750 - Really? - Going in on thursday morning. 40 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,583 - Fantastic. - Unbelievable! 41 00:01:53,683 --> 00:01:56,284 - Fantastic. - My dog howls 42 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,451 from my snoring. I wake up my dog. 43 00:01:58,550 --> 00:02:00,750 My dog starts howling. I'm out of control. 44 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,583 - This'll be good. - This'll be great. 45 00:02:02,717 --> 00:02:04,117 - It's about time. - It is about time. 46 00:02:04,217 --> 00:02:05,850 - Yeah. - It's about time. 47 00:02:05,984 --> 00:02:09,483 Hey, guess what else? I think ben stiller's gonna come with me as a client. 48 00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:11,284 - Are you kidding? - No! 49 00:02:11,384 --> 00:02:14,317 - Have you met with him? - No, I'm meeting with him this week. 50 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:17,917 - If you could sign him... - I think it's a slam-dunk. Done deal. 51 00:02:18,017 --> 00:02:19,683 It's gonna bring you in so much income. 52 00:02:19,783 --> 00:02:21,050 - Huge income, I know. - My god. 53 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:22,750 - That's amazing. - Hello. 54 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:24,417 - Hi. - I know you couldn't decide 55 00:02:24,483 --> 00:02:26,917 between the slaw and the soup, so I brought you both. 56 00:02:27,017 --> 00:02:29,184 Wow, thank you so very much. 57 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,817 And here's your sandwich. Can I get you something to drink? 58 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:33,750 You know what I'd love? I'd love an arnold palmer. 59 00:02:33,850 --> 00:02:35,850 - Okay, I'll be right back. - Thank you. 60 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:38,950 Excuse me? Can I give you a drink order? 61 00:02:39,084 --> 00:02:41,417 - Sure. - I'll just have an iced tea. 62 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:44,583 - An iced tea. Okay. Arnold palmer... Of course. - Thanks again. 63 00:02:44,683 --> 00:02:47,616 Thank you. Man, she's nice. 64 00:02:47,683 --> 00:02:50,417 Yeah. Nice to people with hair, she's nice. 65 00:02:50,516 --> 00:02:53,417 - What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? 66 00:02:53,516 --> 00:02:56,516 - Yeah. - Bald people get discriminated against constantly. 67 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:58,417 And you just saw a perfect example of it. 68 00:02:58,516 --> 00:03:00,150 Oh, it's because you're bald. 69 00:03:00,284 --> 00:03:02,483 Yeah, ask any bald person. Ask, go ahead. 70 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,317 You still have issues with being bald. 71 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:07,650 You know, if I were bald-- if I woke up tomorrow and I found myself bald, 72 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,483 I'd be so cool with it. It'd be no big deal. It's all natural. 73 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:12,850 - Yeah, right, that's what everybody says. - Whatever. 74 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:15,050 Hey, they have a pharmacy here, right? 75 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:17,217 - Yeah. - I gotta get a prescription filled. 76 00:03:17,351 --> 00:03:19,050 I'm gonna go now, drop it off, 77 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:21,050 then I'll pick it up when I'm done. 78 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,950 Beautiful. 79 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,883 - Hi. - Oh, hi there. 80 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:40,117 Ah, let's take a look here. 81 00:03:40,217 --> 00:03:41,516 Can I get that in the next half hour? 82 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,050 Sure. Yeah, we can do that. 83 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,750 Great, thank you. 84 00:03:47,117 --> 00:03:49,084 - That's odd. - What? 85 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,351 I could have sworn when I left, 86 00:03:51,451 --> 00:03:54,150 I had about twice as many french fries 87 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,717 - as there are now. - Hm. 88 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,750 - You wouldn't know anything about this, would you? - No idea. 89 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:01,084 - Huh? - No idea. 90 00:04:01,184 --> 00:04:03,084 - No idea? - No. 91 00:04:08,384 --> 00:04:11,184 - No idea? - I told you I had no idea! What's the big deal? 92 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:14,417 - Just eat. - Maybe somebody could shed some light on this for us. 93 00:04:14,516 --> 00:04:17,184 Excuse me. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. 94 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:20,950 - It's all right. - I'm wondering if you noticed anything unusual 95 00:04:21,017 --> 00:04:23,284 going on at this table after I left? 96 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:26,616 Well, I-- I really couldn't say. I don't want 97 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,451 to impinge on a friendship. 98 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:31,017 Impinge away. Go ahead and impinge. 99 00:04:31,117 --> 00:04:33,384 I took one. Shoot me. 100 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,017 One. Two of them might have been stuck together. 101 00:04:36,117 --> 00:04:37,917 Mm-mm-mm. Thank you. 102 00:04:38,017 --> 00:04:40,483 - Are you a doctor? - Yes, Dr. Flomm. 103 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:42,917 - I'm an orthopedist. - Really? An orthopedist? 104 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:44,384 - Mm-hm. - Hi, my name's Larry. 105 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,817 Hi, Larry. I'm-- I'm sheila. 106 00:04:46,917 --> 00:04:49,917 Nice to meet you. So you work in the building? 107 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:54,184 God damn, Larry. What the fuck, man? 108 00:04:54,284 --> 00:04:56,483 You hug my auntie, man, you stab her in the stomach? 109 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,284 - Oh well... - What the fuck was that? 110 00:04:58,384 --> 00:05:00,850 She hugged me and she held that hug for over five seconds. 111 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:03,217 - What the fuck? - I have no control after five seconds. 112 00:05:03,317 --> 00:05:05,217 - So you got a five-second rule? - not a rule, 113 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:08,583 it's an approximate amount of time that it's gonna take for something to happen. 114 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:10,750 What the fuck, I mean, what the fuck? Loretta. 115 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,117 - Oh, I'm sorry. - L.d.? 116 00:05:12,217 --> 00:05:14,117 - What? - You have lost your damn mind. 117 00:05:14,217 --> 00:05:15,650 - No, I... - Auntie Rae? 118 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,284 I can't control it. I have no control. It's not my fault. 119 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:19,917 Just like that, you got turned on? 120 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:22,117 Not just like that. That's a long time, five seconds. 121 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:25,117 He got a five-second rule. One, two, three, four, five-- boing, it come out. 122 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:28,317 - Where's your "mississippi"? You gotta put mississippi in. - Both: mississippi? 123 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,917 That's how you count-- "one-mississippi, two-mississippi, 124 00:05:31,017 --> 00:05:33,550 three-mississippi, four-mississippi, five-mississippi." 125 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:35,217 - That's way too long. - Way too long. 126 00:05:35,317 --> 00:05:37,317 - You're stretching it out for-- - I'm not stretching it out. 127 00:05:37,384 --> 00:05:39,317 - I shortened it. - I'm just sayin', it's been a long time 128 00:05:39,451 --> 00:05:41,384 - since my uncle passed away, man. - That's right. 129 00:05:41,483 --> 00:05:43,550 You all over her. You stab her in the fuckin' stomach, man. 130 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:45,317 Believe me, it's not gonna happen again. 131 00:05:45,451 --> 00:05:47,650 You better make sure it don't happen again, because we can go. 132 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,384 - We can go, man. - We can go. We can go anywhere. 133 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:52,084 - Where you gonna go? - Anywhere. Get out of here, I know that. 134 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,084 - We got places to go. - You know, it's just 135 00:05:54,184 --> 00:05:56,084 I'm so starved for affection, I guess that 136 00:05:56,184 --> 00:05:58,850 - any kind of contact... - Talk to your man. 137 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:02,250 - You got one more chance, l.d. - I just met a doctor, actually. 138 00:06:02,384 --> 00:06:04,417 I'm gonna go call her for a date right now. 139 00:06:04,516 --> 00:06:06,750 - She's very attractive. - Handle your business. 140 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:09,317 - But no-- no more hugging, don't worry. - oh please, please don't. 141 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:11,417 Call that goddamn doctor, get a diagnosis, 142 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:13,750 and-and-and-- and go stab somebody else, man. 143 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:17,017 And what happens when you-- when you turn your palm? 144 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:19,117 - Yeah, it hurts. - Worse, okay. 145 00:06:19,217 --> 00:06:21,184 Just a moment, please. 146 00:06:21,284 --> 00:06:23,850 - Hello, Dr. Flomm. - Oh, Dr. Flomm. 147 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:27,017 - This is Larry david calling. - Oh hi, Larry. How are you? 148 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:30,084 - Good, I met you earlier in the cafeteria. - Yes yes, I remember. 149 00:06:30,184 --> 00:06:33,750 - Would you like to make an appointment? - Uh, no, actually. 150 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,150 I'm calling for, um, a date. 151 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,217 Oh I see. Well, I'm with a patient right now. 152 00:06:38,317 --> 00:06:39,850 Oh jeez, I'm so sorry. 153 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:42,583 Okay, is-- is tonight good for you? 154 00:06:42,683 --> 00:06:45,250 Actually I'm all booked up tonight, but I am available tomorrow 155 00:06:45,384 --> 00:06:47,150 between 5:00 and 6:00 or anytime after 8:30. 156 00:06:47,317 --> 00:06:49,284 - Okay, I'll take the 8:30. - Terrific. 157 00:06:49,384 --> 00:06:51,417 Speak to my receptionist to get the pertinent details. 158 00:06:51,516 --> 00:06:53,783 - I'll call your receptionist. - If you need to cancel 159 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,683 or in case of any emergency, just page me. 160 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,150 Okay. Okay, will do. 161 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,317 Good, and I recommend being five minutes early. 162 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:00,683 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 163 00:07:00,783 --> 00:07:02,184 All right, Larry, thank you. 164 00:07:02,284 --> 00:07:04,583 Okay. 165 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,050 hi. 166 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:14,117 Is... Sheila here? 167 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:16,250 Yeah, come on in. I'm her sister. 168 00:07:16,351 --> 00:07:17,950 - Oh, hi. - You must be Larry. 169 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,950 - Yeah. - Just come on in, have a seat. 170 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,984 - Make yourself at home. - Oh, thanks. 171 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:25,117 She'll be right down. 172 00:07:46,217 --> 00:07:48,417 You have nothing to worry about. It'll be fine. 173 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:50,250 - Thanks, sheila. - Oh hi, Larry. 174 00:07:50,351 --> 00:07:52,217 - Hi hi. - This is my brother joe. 175 00:07:52,317 --> 00:07:53,883 - Larry david. - Hi, joe. 176 00:07:53,984 --> 00:07:56,250 - Nice to meet you. - I suppose you met trish, my sister. 177 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,483 Yes, yeah. 178 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,217 - Wow. - Huh? 179 00:07:59,351 --> 00:08:01,950 - You look great. - It took me about two hours to get ready. 180 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,616 Your brother and sister, they're staying with you? 181 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,616 Yeah, they're gonna be with me just a couple months. 182 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,050 - So... - You know, I've got people in my house too. 183 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:12,583 - You're kidding. - No. 184 00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:15,084 You know, it's great and then sometimes it's not so great. 185 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:16,984 Well, I took in a homeless family... 186 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,451 - You what? - ...from-- From-- from the hurricane. 187 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:20,616 - You're kidding. - No. 188 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,683 Anyway, their-- Their name is "black." 189 00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:24,984 - Uh-huh. - and-- and they're actually black. 190 00:08:25,084 --> 00:08:27,717 - Well, that makes it easy. - Exactly, yeah. 191 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:28,984 Yeah. 192 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,883 - Can I move on? - Absolutely. 193 00:08:30,984 --> 00:08:33,150 Huh? All right, I got a groin issue. 194 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,950 - Oh, okay. - I-- I pulled it. 195 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:36,950 Did you ice it right away? 196 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,883 - No. - Okay, so put a little bit of heat 197 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:40,583 - on the groin... - Heat on the groin. 198 00:08:40,683 --> 00:08:43,050 - ...and then I'd massage it. - You want me to massage it? 199 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:44,516 - Oh absolutely. - Really? 200 00:08:44,616 --> 00:08:46,317 You never want to massage with muscle, 201 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:48,817 - you always want to massage laterally. - Lateral, okay. 202 00:08:48,984 --> 00:08:52,184 For instance, this is your groin. Just-- you just massage across. 203 00:08:52,284 --> 00:08:54,984 Watch out for my testicles right over there. 204 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:02,717 Larry? 205 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:07,417 Why don't we move this to my bedroom? 206 00:09:08,683 --> 00:09:10,084 Sure. 207 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,583 Go upstairs, take off your clothes, 208 00:09:12,717 --> 00:09:15,150 and I'll be in to see you in a few minutes. 209 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:19,417 Okay. 210 00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:45,451 Larry? 211 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,984 - Hey. - Hi. 212 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:48,984 Uh, listen, I-- I am so sorry. 213 00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:50,717 I-- I hate to tell you this, 214 00:09:50,817 --> 00:09:52,783 but my brother and sister just came back. 215 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,750 - They weren't supposed to be here. - Oh. 216 00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:57,616 And my brother got food poisoning, so they came back early, 217 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,084 and I-- I'm really sorry. 218 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,284 - Well, what are you gonna do? - So... 219 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,417 - It happens. - ...we need to reschedule. 220 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:07,483 Why don't you get dressed and I'll meet you in the foyer? 221 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,384 I'm telling you, jeffrey, 222 00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:20,583 there's nothing like dating a doctor. 223 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:24,017 We talked for 45 minutes about my groin injury. 224 00:10:24,117 --> 00:10:27,217 No no, she just wants me to massage it. 225 00:10:27,284 --> 00:10:29,417 It's killing me too. 226 00:10:29,516 --> 00:10:31,750 Um, so listen-- 227 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:34,883 I'm gonna see you later. I'm gonna stop by before your operation. 228 00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:36,750 Okay, man. 229 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,883 Okay, take care. 230 00:10:53,317 --> 00:10:55,950 oh! Auntie Rae! 231 00:10:58,217 --> 00:10:59,850 - You know what? - What? 232 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,417 - Last night, I know we talked about this. - Yeah? 233 00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:04,583 - This thing, you know. - Oh, that thing. 234 00:11:04,683 --> 00:11:07,583 - And believe me, I respect your medical judgment. - mm-hm? 235 00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:10,683 - I think it's cancer. - It's not cancer. 236 00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:12,984 Huh? I've never had cancer before but I'm imagining 237 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,950 - this is how it feels like. - How would you know? 238 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,683 No no, it's not. 239 00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:18,783 I'm gonna... 240 00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:20,650 Head to the men's room. 241 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,417 I-- okay, that's fine. 242 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,950 I just... I'm a little shy about this, 243 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,783 and I just have-- I just wrote you a little something. 244 00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:30,117 - I think it might make you feel better. - Moi? 245 00:11:30,217 --> 00:11:33,317 - Yeah. - Ah. A note. 246 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,250 - Oh my god. - You're embarrassing me. 247 00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:37,351 Just-- just go to the bathroom. 248 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:52,050 - Oh, excuse me? - Yeah? 249 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:53,616 - Can you do me a favor? - Sure. 250 00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:56,250 A doctor wrote me this note. I can't make out a word of it. 251 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:58,883 You know the way they write. They have terrible penmanship. 252 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,516 - Look at this. - "Libby..." 253 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:02,150 No no, Larry. That's me. 254 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,850 Something... 255 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:07,950 - Something "socks." - "Socks"? 256 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:09,984 That's an "s"? I thought that was a "t". 257 00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:12,150 - Tox? - Truck? 258 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,717 Truck. Do you have a truck? 259 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:17,516 - No, I don't have a truck. - It's gotta be truck-- oh. 260 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,583 - All right, whatever, okay. - I'm sorry. 261 00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:21,084 - All right, thank you. - Yeah. 262 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,384 Thank you. This... 263 00:12:26,717 --> 00:12:29,483 - Yeah, I'm at the hospital. 264 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,351 Yeah, I fucked my wrist or something. 265 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,150 Yeah, I was moving a futon. 266 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:37,050 And I had to take the top because of this 300-lb nigger. 267 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,950 Yeah, exactly. I'm at the fuckin' top, and halfway through, 268 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,050 this nigger drops his side. 269 00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:47,351 So now my wrist is fucked. 270 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,084 Oh my god. 271 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:55,683 You can't believe what I just overheard in the bathroom. 272 00:12:55,717 --> 00:12:57,984 What an unbelievable jerk. 273 00:12:58,084 --> 00:13:01,950 This guy is on his cell phone, he's talking to his friend. 274 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,351 And he's upset and he's complaining, 275 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,451 you know, he had to move some furniture. And he says to his friend, 276 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,250 "I hurt my hand because I had to take the top 277 00:13:10,351 --> 00:13:12,883 because of this 300-lb nigger who was-- " 278 00:13:12,984 --> 00:13:15,284 what did you say? What did you just say? 279 00:13:15,451 --> 00:13:17,650 - Oh... - What did you just fix your mouth to say? 280 00:13:17,783 --> 00:13:19,650 - No no-- - you just used the most vile word 281 00:13:19,783 --> 00:13:21,516 in the english language. How dare you? 282 00:13:21,616 --> 00:13:23,351 - No, I was-- - How dare-- in front of me? 283 00:13:23,516 --> 00:13:26,184 You are despicable. I can't stand people like you. 284 00:13:26,284 --> 00:13:28,250 - I didn't-- - You bald son of a bitch. 285 00:13:28,351 --> 00:13:30,550 I have to face this kind of wretched foolishness. 286 00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:33,616 This is ridiculous. I just want to-- god! I can't stand people like-- 287 00:13:33,717 --> 00:13:36,250 Bald? 288 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:44,616 I wonder what's keeping Dr. Page? 289 00:13:44,717 --> 00:13:46,883 Why hasn't this patient been prepped? 290 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,351 He is prepped, sir. 291 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,017 Excuse me, nurse. 292 00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:53,384 - Clippers! - sir, clippers are not req-- 293 00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:55,550 Do I have to do everything myself? 294 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,883 I know what I'm doing here. Clippers, please. 295 00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,717 Thank you. 296 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:08,084 Oh my god! No no! 297 00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:09,917 - What? - Oh my god! 298 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,783 Look at me! 299 00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:14,050 What the hell happened to you? 300 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:17,150 - What happened? - What happened, nurse? 301 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,351 Dr. Page accidentally shaved mr. Greene's head-- 302 00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:20,817 - Shaved my head? - Wait a minute. 303 00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:22,750 - Accidentally? - Did he operate on my head? 304 00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,284 No, the procedure was canceled. 305 00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:26,750 The operation is going to be rescheduled. 306 00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:29,017 - So he didn't have the surgery? - No. 307 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:31,017 Oh, you look horrible. Jeff! 308 00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:33,550 - Nurse, would you please excuse us? - Doctor, what happened? 309 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:36,017 - What the hell happened? Look at him! - What happened? 310 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,717 Mr. And Mrs. Greene, I am so sorry. 311 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:40,017 I was coming to see you in the operating room 312 00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:43,650 and I had just been victimized by a terrible incident in the cafeteria. 313 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,384 And so I came to the operating room 314 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,917 and I was so angered and I was upset and I was confused, 315 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,550 and I mistakenly shaved your head, 316 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,717 - for which I'm so sorry. - "Mistake" is correct. 317 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:54,351 - You took it out on his head? - It was a terrible mistake. 318 00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:57,650 I can explain-- I'm leaving the cafeteria, and I'm walking past a table, 319 00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,317 and this horrible man uses the most vile word 320 00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:02,950 in the english language to refer to a black person. 321 00:15:03,084 --> 00:15:04,650 And I went into a blind rage. 322 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,184 And I left there and I went to the operating room, 323 00:15:07,284 --> 00:15:10,284 and I made this terrible mistake, for which I'm so sorry. 324 00:15:10,384 --> 00:15:11,717 Do you know who this man was? 325 00:15:11,817 --> 00:15:13,384 I have no idea who he was. 326 00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:15,984 He was just a despicable bald man. 327 00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:17,817 - Bald? - Ye 328 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,516 did he, by any chance, 329 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,017 wear glasses? 330 00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:24,084 Yes. 331 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,550 As a matter of fact, he was wearing glasses. 332 00:15:28,017 --> 00:15:31,317 And it was awful. It was just absolutely awful. 333 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,650 "s..." 334 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,384 "sitter"? "sitting"? 335 00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,017 Look at him! 336 00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:50,817 - Look at him! - What the fuck? 337 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,750 - I'm bald! - You like this look? 338 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,184 - He had a beautiful full head of hair... - I'm bald! 339 00:15:55,284 --> 00:15:57,483 ...a mane that I loved and now he looks like you! 340 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:59,284 - Look at me! - What happened? 341 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:01,284 - How did that happen? - You did it! 342 00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:02,850 - I did it? - You did it! Yes! 343 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:05,683 - What are you talking about? - You traumatized the doctor! 344 00:16:05,783 --> 00:16:09,984 He described you. He said, "bald, glasses." you said some racial slur 345 00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:11,717 and you traumatized the doctor. 346 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,783 - And he came in all flummoxed... - What did you do? 347 00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:15,984 ...and shaved his fucking head! 348 00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:17,616 There's nothing wrong with being bald! 349 00:16:17,717 --> 00:16:19,616 - Sure there is! - Yes, there is, Larry! 350 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,050 - Look at you! - You said you wouldn't care if you were bald! 351 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,783 Yeah, in 40 years! Not fucking today! 352 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,750 Because he knew it was never gonna happen! 353 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,984 - Not overnight! - Yours is gonna grow back. Mine isn't! 354 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,683 That's right. You know what? Curse on you! 355 00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:32,050 Mine's gonna grow back. Yours isn't! You deserve it! 356 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,883 What did you say to that doctor? 357 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:36,150 Here's what happened, okay? Here's what happened. 358 00:16:36,284 --> 00:16:39,451 I was in the cafeteria. I was having lunch with Dr. Flomm. 359 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,717 Okay? What-- You know, it was pretty... 360 00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:44,451 By the way, can you interpret this-- this note? 361 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,451 Oh, nobody gives a shit about your note! 362 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:47,950 - What are you doing? - Huh? 363 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,351 Okay, so I went to the men's room. 364 00:16:50,451 --> 00:16:52,683 I'm in the stall. There's this guy, 365 00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:54,250 an unbelievable asshole. 366 00:16:54,351 --> 00:16:56,317 He's talking on his cell phone to his friend. 367 00:16:56,451 --> 00:16:58,984 He's very upset because they had to move some furniture. 368 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,717 He says to his friend, "I hurt my hand 369 00:17:00,783 --> 00:17:03,351 - because this 300-lb nigger is-- " - what'd you say? 370 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,351 - What? - What did you just say? 371 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,150 - Oh no no, I-- - did I just hear the word nigger come out your mouth? 372 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,250 - No, but I was-- - Did you say nigger? 373 00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:12,150 - Leon! Leon! - What? 374 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,817 - Oh no no, don't-- - Leon, get your ass out here. 375 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,451 Larry just said nigger. 376 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,917 - Get thfuck out of here! - Larry just said nigger! 377 00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:21,050 - How you gonna say nigger, man? - No no! 378 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,616 Is that how you feel about us? 379 00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:24,883 That we a bunch of niggers up in here? 380 00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:27,950 - I was quoting somebody. - Let's get out of here! I wanna go! 381 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,550 What is all this fussing and cussing going on up in here? 382 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,250 Larry d. Done called us nigger. 383 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,616 - Nigger? - Nigger! 384 00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:36,217 - No, let me explain! - You lost your damn mind now! 385 00:17:36,317 --> 00:17:39,883 First, you're gonna be rubbing all up against me, then whacking off in the damn car! 386 00:17:39,984 --> 00:17:41,417 - Now you call us-- - I was massaging! 387 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,451 I'll come down there to whip your poor ass! 388 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:46,284 - You done fucked up, Larry! - I'll tell you one damn thing-- 389 00:17:46,384 --> 00:17:48,084 We ain't gonna put up with that. 390 00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:50,650 - L.d., I told you you had one last chance. - One. 391 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,084 - This the last straw. We out this bitch. - That's it. 392 00:17:53,184 --> 00:17:54,384 - We out this bitch! - Out. 393 00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:56,284 - Where you gonna go? - We don't know. 394 00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,550 - But we gonna get the hell out of here. - You could stay with us. 395 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,550 - Thank you, baby. - That's what I'm talking about. 396 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:01,817 - We appreciate that. - Thank you! 397 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,550 Fuck you, Larry, wit' your monkey ass! 398 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,351 Daryl! Keysha! 399 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,351 - We gettin' the hell outta here. - You're damn straight. 400 00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:10,084 - Get the hell outta here. - Where the kids at? 401 00:18:10,184 --> 00:18:12,516 Like how you do what you do. It's a sexy ass, Susie. 402 00:18:12,616 --> 00:18:14,516 Fuck you, Larry! 403 00:18:14,616 --> 00:18:16,550 Peace! 404 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,284 Well, look, I-- I think that 405 00:18:22,384 --> 00:18:25,483 you're limiting yourself by just doing comedies. 406 00:18:25,616 --> 00:18:27,550 - Right. - You can do it in your sleep. 407 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,017 Let's show people more. 408 00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:31,184 Why can't you win an academy award? 409 00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:33,817 The studios, they'll do anything you want to do. 410 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:36,451 We just gotta push 'em in the right direction, man. 411 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,284 - Yeah. - That's it. 412 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,817 - I didn't just fall off the melon truck. - Melon truck? 413 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,883 You sign with me, I will fight that fight to get you those roles, 414 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,883 to develop those projects with you. 415 00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:48,750 That's what I do. You know, you need to be doing things 416 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:52,117 that are more independent, smaller in scale... 417 00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:55,483 As well as the big-scale stuff. That's gonna fall in your lap. 418 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,650 I'll do the work. You won't notice anything different 419 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,650 except for the fact that you're collecting awards. 420 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,483 Okay? 421 00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:03,384 What? 422 00:19:08,351 --> 00:19:10,384 Stiller said no. 423 00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:12,717 - What? - Doesn't want to work with me. 424 00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,917 - Are you kidding? - Doesn't feel it's right. 425 00:19:16,017 --> 00:19:17,717 - He called you? - Yeah. 426 00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:19,451 Said "it doesn't feel right." 427 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,683 - "Doesn't feel right"? - Doesn't feel right. 428 00:19:21,817 --> 00:19:24,050 - Yeah? - Yeah. 429 00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:26,817 You know what doesn't feel right about it? 430 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,317 - You're bald. - You think that's the reason why? 431 00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:30,850 - Yeah. - I'm not sure. 432 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:33,217 Doesn't want a bald man to be representing him! 433 00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,550 Hey! You know what? I know exactly what I want. 434 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,650 - I'm gonna get-- - I'm a little busy today. 435 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,750 I'll come back in a little bit. 436 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,284 - Okay? - That's weird. 437 00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:44,917 - Weird? - Yeah. 438 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,850 That's the way it works, my friend. 439 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:48,284 Welcome to my world. 440 00:19:48,384 --> 00:19:49,850 - This sucks. - You know what? 441 00:19:49,984 --> 00:19:52,750 - This fucking sucks. - That cost you millions of dollars today. 442 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,284 - What happened. - Millions of dollars. 443 00:19:54,384 --> 00:19:57,017 - Millions of dollars. - The hospital wants to meet with me. 444 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,683 They want to talk and-- And go over my bill. 445 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,550 "go over my bill." I'm gonna sue these motherfuckers. 446 00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:04,850 - That's it! That's fucking it! - Right, good for you. 447 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,950 This blows. How do you deal with it? 448 00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:10,683 You just get used to it. And I get support from my bald brothers. 449 00:20:10,817 --> 00:20:12,917 - There's, like, meetings? - There's no meetings, 450 00:20:13,017 --> 00:20:15,117 but we see each other on the street, we nod. 451 00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:17,950 - We'll give a thumbs up. - Yeah. 452 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,017 You know what? We love each other, me and my bald brothers. 453 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:22,917 Still obsessed with that note, huh? 454 00:20:23,017 --> 00:20:25,750 I-- I've asked 10 people. 455 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,084 Excuse me, could you do me a favor? 456 00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:31,117 I can't read this. Could you make out any of that handwriting? 457 00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:32,417 - This from a doctor? - Yeah. 458 00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:34,516 Take it to a pharmacist. 459 00:20:37,317 --> 00:20:38,917 - What a great idea. - Yeah. 460 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:41,217 They're the only ones who can make out a doctor's handwriting. 461 00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:42,850 Yeah, go! 462 00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,184 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 463 00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:49,950 Rry david. I dropped off a prescription the other day. 464 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,583 - Ah yes yes, here we go. - Yeah. 465 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:54,451 Actually, I want to talk to you about something else too. 466 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:56,550 I'm going out with a doctor, 467 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,550 and she wrote me this note, 468 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,717 - and I cannot... - And you can't read it. 469 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,750 I can't read it! It's unbelievable. 470 00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:04,750 - Nobody can! - Yes. 471 00:21:04,883 --> 00:21:06,583 So somebody suggested a pharmacist, 472 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,583 'cause nobody can decipher this thing. 473 00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,417 Let me-- Let me take a shot. 474 00:21:10,516 --> 00:21:12,417 You're my only hope. 475 00:21:12,516 --> 00:21:16,050 "Larry, had a great time last night. 476 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,850 Would love to get together friday night 477 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,516 - at the bel-air regency hotel..." - what? 478 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,683 "...just the two of us." 479 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,583 "so tired of all these 480 00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:29,850 brothers and sisters around. 481 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:33,050 I know you feel the same way. 482 00:21:33,184 --> 00:21:35,717 Tell me your life wouldn't be better 483 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:38,516 without the blacks." 484 00:21:38,616 --> 00:21:40,217 Huh? 485 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,050 Oh, okay, uh... No no no no no. 486 00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,317 It's your business. 487 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,583 - You're misinterpreting it. - Here's your prescription. 488 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,850 - No, see I've got-- - Take your prescription. 489 00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:53,250 - Thank you. - I've got people in my house. 490 00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:55,583 There's... 491 00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:58,317 They're black but their name is black! 492 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,783 She's got... 493 00:22:00,883 --> 00:22:03,583 Her brothers and sisters. 494 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,284 It's open. Come on in. 495 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:33,017 Hi. You have got the worst handwriting... 496 00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:34,783 Are you out of your mind? 497 00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:37,050 - No? You couldn't read it? - You expect anybody to-- 498 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,084 - Couldn't read it? I gave it to 10,000-- - oh! 499 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,616 - A pharmacist, a pharmacist wound up... - I'm so sorry. 500 00:22:41,717 --> 00:22:44,550 - ...translating that for me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 501 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,817 mm. 502 00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:13,984 Thanks for driving me home. 503 00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,451 Really, I-- I couldn't drive. 504 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,217 I just don't-- I don't feel like-- 505 00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:19,817 I feel nauseous and like I'm drugged or something. 506 00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:22,284 And as far as what happened earlier, 507 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:25,217 I'm mean, you know, usually like, five-mississippi. 508 00:23:25,384 --> 00:23:27,850 Honest to god, five-mississippi-- 509 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:30,650 That's all I need. 510 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,117 Why don't you just go? 511 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,284 Well... Good night. 512 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:20,184 Somebody go in there and put a sock in that motherfucker's mouth! 513 00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:27,950 One second! 514 00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:37,217 Hey, l.d. 515 00:25:37,317 --> 00:25:39,217 - What's going on? - Come on in, it's cold. 516 00:25:39,317 --> 00:25:41,583 - You're back? - Yeah. Couldn't sleep. 517 00:25:41,683 --> 00:25:43,783 Jeff's snore? Man, I'm telling you, that was awful. 518 00:25:43,883 --> 00:25:45,883 Worse than the damn hurricane. 519 00:25:46,017 --> 00:25:49,017 - I know, it's terrible. - Kids need to sleep here. Y'all go on up to bed. 520 00:25:49,117 --> 00:25:50,516 - Good night, Larry. - Good night. 521 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,417 - Good night, mom. - Good night, y'all. 522 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:56,017 Talk to your boy, man. Shit, that motherfucker swallowed a kazoo. 523 00:25:56,117 --> 00:25:59,483 - Ridiculous. All fucking night! - Yeah. 524 00:26:01,117 --> 00:26:03,084 Come on! 525 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,150 It's safe. It's safe. 526 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,451 One-mississippi, two-mississippi, 527 00:26:07,516 --> 00:26:10,084 three-mississippi... 528 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:12,417 My own daughter locks herself in her room, 529 00:26:12,516 --> 00:26:14,883 won't come out whenever I'm home. 530 00:26:14,984 --> 00:26:18,050 My wife-- one of the most warm, loving people 531 00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:19,150 you could ever meet-- 532 00:26:19,317 --> 00:26:21,516 Has turned into a witch. 533 00:26:21,616 --> 00:26:24,483 A witch! 'cause I'm bald. It's changed everything. 534 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,117 Ben stiller won't work with me 535 00:26:27,217 --> 00:26:30,417 because I'm bald! I mean, come on. 536 00:26:30,516 --> 00:26:33,217 Do you know how many millions I'm losing because of that? 537 00:26:33,317 --> 00:26:34,850 Millions I'm losing! 538 00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:37,516 All right, I don't know what else to say. Thank you. 539 00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:40,084 All right, Mr. Greene. I understand now we're going to hear 540 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:42,317 from Mr. Larry david, 541 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:45,817 who will testify on mr. Greene's behalf. Mr. David? 542 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:48,150 - Thank you for being here. - You're welcome. 543 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,516 Mr. David, as you know, we are looking into 544 00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:52,850 allegations of physician misconduct 545 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:55,084 stemming from the incident 546 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,984 on the 17th of this month. 547 00:26:57,084 --> 00:26:59,516 Would you please tell the board what happened? 548 00:26:59,616 --> 00:27:02,317 I was having lunch in the cafeteria, 549 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:05,516 and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. 550 00:27:05,616 --> 00:27:09,384 You know, it's-- It's a thing we all do. 551 00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:11,250 It's not a crime, right? 552 00:27:11,351 --> 00:27:14,250 - Don't have to be embarrassed. - No need for embarrassment. 553 00:27:14,351 --> 00:27:15,550 Go ahead. 554 00:27:15,616 --> 00:27:17,250 Anyway, I went into the stall. 555 00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:20,417 Generally, when I-- When I use a public toilet, 556 00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:23,084 I'll-- I'll go into the stall as opposed to the urinals. 557 00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,616 I find there's, you know, there's no privacy. 558 00:27:25,717 --> 00:27:28,616 And if there's no dividers, it's kind of like going in a trough. 559 00:27:28,717 --> 00:27:30,516 All right, all right. Go ahead, please. 560 00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:32,683 Anyway, so I went into the stall-- 561 00:27:32,783 --> 00:27:35,417 I guess it's kind of a habit now 562 00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:37,516 for me to go into the stall, in a way. 563 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,783 Um, if it's open, if it's available, 564 00:27:39,883 --> 00:27:41,616 I'll-- I'll generally take the stall. 565 00:27:41,717 --> 00:27:44,917 Of course, what you find in there is-- you know, is anybody's guess. 566 00:27:45,017 --> 00:27:47,351 Anyway, so I'm in the stall, 567 00:27:47,451 --> 00:27:51,817 and I overhear this guy talking on his cell phone. 568 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:55,150 And he's talking to a friend of his, and he's getting very upset 569 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,150 'cause he had to move some furniture 570 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,351 and he hurt his hand. And he-- and he's saying, 571 00:27:59,451 --> 00:28:02,351 - "and then I hurt my hand 'cause this 300-lb-- " 572 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:05,717 sorry I'm late. 573 00:28:07,683 --> 00:28:10,417 Please continue, mr. David. 574 00:28:10,516 --> 00:28:12,950 Go ahead, sir. 575 00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,616 Please continue. 576 00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:19,017 Mr. David, is there a problem? 577 00:28:19,117 --> 00:28:23,284 Please, tell us what the man on the cell phone said. 578 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:29,117 Mr. David, tell us what the man said! 579 00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:31,850 - Just say it! - You are wasting this committee's time. 580 00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:34,483 - Larry, tell 'em. - Please tell us what the man said. 581 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,451 - Say it! - Tell 'em! Will you tell them? 582 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:38,217 - Just say it! - Larry, just tell 'em! 583 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,184 - Tell us what the man said! - Tell them, please? 584 00:28:40,284 --> 00:28:42,284 - Just do it, Larry! - Tell us now, Mr. David! 585 00:28:42,384 --> 00:28:45,017 - Just say it! - Larry, tell 'em!