1 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:08,033 Transcript by textexam. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync by BloodLogic 3 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:25,534 Unbelievable. 4 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:27,933 This is the slowest toaster. 5 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:31,100 Man, oh, man. I can't take it. 6 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,200 Cheap-ass toaster, that's what happened. 7 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,733 - Hey, do you want to get this job today? - You're damn right I do. 8 00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:39,633 - Can I give you a little tip, huh? - Let's do it. 9 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:42,700 You're gonna go in. He'll be up here, okay? 10 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,567 You're down here, right? He's on top. 11 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:48,534 - He's asking you the questions. - uh-huh. 12 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:50,267 Then all of a sudden the interview starts. He asks some questions, 13 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:52,900 you answer some questions. Then you start asking him the questions, 14 00:00:52,967 --> 00:00:55,434 and you flip it. Now he's trying to impress you. 15 00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:57,601 - Turn that shit around on him. - Turn it around on him. 16 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,700 - Topsy-turvy that motherfucker. - yeah yeah yeah. 17 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,134 Why you got no credit cards? You got no credit cards at all? 18 00:01:02,234 --> 00:01:04,400 - Why don't you have a credit card, sir? - You have no credit cards? 19 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:07,800 Why do you order these cds out of those magazines 20 00:01:07,933 --> 00:01:09,766 and be sending 'em next door to the neighbor 21 00:01:09,867 --> 00:01:11,334 and then when the ups guy comes, 22 00:01:11,434 --> 00:01:12,967 you pick 'em up like you live there and shit? 23 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:16,400 You keep ordering cds that you don't pay for? 24 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:19,400 I'm just saying-- example how to turn that shit around. 25 00:01:19,501 --> 00:01:21,400 You know what I mean? Specific shit, though. 26 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:23,833 I don't know. It might not be such a good idea, this whole flip-it thing. 27 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:26,134 - I like it, man. I like it. 28 00:01:26,234 --> 00:01:29,067 - Hello. - Hi, is this Mr. David I'm speaking with? 29 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:31,601 You know what? I'm sorry. I'm really not interested. 30 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,766 - I understand you're in the market for a mortgage. - Telemarketer. 31 00:01:33,867 --> 00:01:37,234 - So to preserve your financial-- - right, huh? 32 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:39,800 He's talking right now. Sir, I said I'm really not interested. 33 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,334 He don't give a fuck. You don't give a fuck about this-- 34 00:01:42,434 --> 00:01:45,700 He's still talking. All right, please don't call here again. 35 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,601 - Is there someone else-- - Sir, I'm sorry. 36 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,766 - What the fuck? - They're crazy. 37 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,867 - Got the same phone. - You do? 38 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:54,700 - Same damn phone. - Yeah, this is a good product. 39 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,334 - L.d., you taking the kids to school? - I'm taking the kids to school. 40 00:01:57,434 --> 00:02:01,267 Thank you. Baby, get your backpacks over there. 41 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:03,367 - There you go. - Larry! 42 00:02:03,434 --> 00:02:05,967 All right, one sec! This is really unbelievable. 43 00:02:06,067 --> 00:02:08,633 Larry! 44 00:02:08,733 --> 00:02:11,501 - Hey. - What are you doing? 45 00:02:11,601 --> 00:02:13,766 I feel like you forgot about me. 46 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,800 No no, of course not. I didn't forget about you. 47 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:18,067 I don't have anything to drink. 48 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,167 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 49 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:23,766 I'm dealing with that farkakte toaster down there, you know? 50 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:27,534 Do you realize how sick I am? 51 00:02:27,601 --> 00:02:29,300 - Do you have a fever? - Yeah. 52 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,733 - How do you do it? This way? - no, I'm-- 53 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:34,534 Please, if you would just help me out a little. 54 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:36,633 Always had a problem telling fever. 55 00:02:36,733 --> 00:02:38,733 - Yeah yeah. - Then you feel your head. 56 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,733 See, I feel I'm hotter than you. Now I feel I have a fever. 57 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,700 Maybe I'm getting sick. 58 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,434 Touch my head. Am I sick? 59 00:02:44,534 --> 00:02:48,267 You don't have a fever. 60 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:51,367 - Hey, guess what. - Mmm. 61 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:54,633 Leon has a job interview today. 62 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,633 - Yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 63 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:59,267 And Loretta has one tomorrow. This is unbelievable. 64 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,434 If one of 'em gets a job... 65 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,367 - They're out. - Look, I don't think I'm gonna be able to go 66 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:08,833 - to keysha's play tomorrow. - You're kidding. 67 00:03:08,933 --> 00:03:11,367 You-- you should probably take somebody else or something. 68 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:13,900 Really? I wanna take you, honey. I don't wanna take anybody else. 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,900 No, I can't go out there with other people... 70 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:19,200 - I wanna take you. - ...and sit in a crowd. 71 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,733 Wanna take you. 72 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,167 Please tell me you're not coming on to me. 73 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:29,633 No good? 74 00:03:29,733 --> 00:03:32,334 If you could just get me some water and some juice, 75 00:03:32,434 --> 00:03:34,067 that would be great. 76 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,267 - All right, anyway. - I'm really tired. 77 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:41,300 All right, I'm gonna get you some water, okay? 78 00:03:41,434 --> 00:03:43,000 This is very nice, by the way, this thing. 79 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,267 Okay, thank you, Larry. 80 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,300 Hey! 81 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,000 - Ah! Hello, fellow parents. - Hi, Larry. 82 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,700 - Huh? - How's it going, Larry? 83 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,933 - Good, how are you, hal? - Good. 84 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:59,000 - Hi, jean. Susie. - Last. Yeah. 85 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,267 Hey, guys, I'm sorry. I gotta get going. 86 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,900 I'll see you later, okay? I love you. 87 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,534 - Bye. Bye. Bye. - Oh, that's so cute. He's so sweet. 88 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:08,534 - Bye. That's the sign for "bye," right? - He's a sweet guy. 89 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:10,733 - Huh? See, I got that down. - Yeah. 90 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,467 - Yeah, you're a genius. - Huh? Bye. How about so-so? 91 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:16,300 So-so, is that it? 92 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,833 - See, how about that? - Yeah, that's great. Great. 93 00:04:17,933 --> 00:04:20,200 How about, "phew, it stinks"? 94 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,933 I know a lot more, too. 95 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,434 Let me ask you a question. You happy with your toaster? 96 00:04:24,534 --> 00:04:25,933 You happy with your toaster? 97 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,000 Why, what's wrong? 98 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,867 - It takes forever. It's so slow. - Oh, it's slow. 99 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:32,933 Oh, there's a sale. 100 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,300 Sur la table. Sur la table's having a sale on toasters. 101 00:04:36,434 --> 00:04:39,000 - How do you know how to say "sur la table"? - She spelled it, Larry. 102 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,733 - She spelled it. - You're pretty good. 103 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:42,534 Yeah, there's a lot of things about me you don't know. 104 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:45,467 - Hello, sweetheart. - I'm going to that sale. You too? 105 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:47,733 - Yeah. Hi, sammie. - Hi. 106 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,501 Ah! Spider! Spider! 107 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:51,766 - Oh my God! - Spider! 108 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,367 - Come on! - Larry, what is the matter with you? 109 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:56,400 - Killing a live creature! - What? 110 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:59,134 What is wrong with you? You're traumatizing these kids! 111 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,000 - What are you talking about? It's a spider. - It's a living creature, Larry. 112 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,267 Oh, living creature! Do you want that living creature crawling up your leg? 113 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:06,167 These kids don't need to see that kind of violence. 114 00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:08,733 It's a little spider. Big deal. 115 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:12,100 - Are you okay, sweetie? - Oh my god. Is that your dog? 116 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,666 I thought it was, like, half rat or something. 117 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,733 Said it's a rat. 118 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:20,967 You know, like it looks-- No, it's-- it's a joke. 119 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:23,700 I was joking! 120 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,633 Joking! 121 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,234 - You insulted her now, okay? She can't hear you screaming. - what did you-- 122 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:31,601 You heard what I said. I said you said it was half-rat. 123 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:34,300 How do you wind up with a dog like that? 124 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,334 Mmm! 125 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,967 - Oh, hey, hal. - Hey, how you doing, Larry? 126 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,666 Good, do you know what? I- I'm glad I saw you again, 127 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:48,601 because after you left, 128 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,400 I made a little comment 129 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:52,967 that maybe didn't go over so well with your wife. 130 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:55,434 I said her dog looked, 131 00:05:55,534 --> 00:05:57,067 you know, half-rat. 132 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,933 - Really? - Yeah. 133 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,067 - I was joking in my tone. - mm-hmm. 134 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:02,867 I had a joking tone, 135 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,234 but I guess because, you know, she doesn't hear, 136 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:08,601 she's not able to detect tone. 137 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,434 - No. - You know, the dog. 138 00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:13,400 It is kind of a ratty-looking dog. You've gotta admit that. 139 00:06:13,501 --> 00:06:15,900 - She loves that dog. - How about you? 140 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:18,300 - Do you pet that dog? - Yeah, I pet-- 141 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:21,033 - You pet that dog? You pet that dog? - I pet that dog. 142 00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:23,400 I pet that dog, yes. 143 00:06:23,501 --> 00:06:27,000 Anyway, just do me a favor and tell her I was joking. 144 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:30,100 - I'm sorry. - Well, I think you should apologize. 145 00:06:30,234 --> 00:06:32,067 Well, I would, 146 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:35,234 except I can't really call her. 147 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:36,700 The deaf thing again. 148 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,700 I know she's deaf. 149 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,867 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 150 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,367 Why don't you come over and just apologize face to face, 151 00:06:43,434 --> 00:06:45,800 so she can actually see it coming out of your mouth? 152 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:48,633 You want me to come by, make a special trip? 153 00:06:48,766 --> 00:06:50,633 I wouldn't think she would want that. 154 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,167 I would think that they wanna be treated like everybody else. 155 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:56,067 - What do you mean "they"? - Well, deaf people, 156 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:59,467 'cause they're the only ones who need a special pop-in apology. 157 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:02,534 Every other kind of handicapped person you can apologize to on the phone. 158 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:05,700 Deaf people require that you go to their house. 159 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,267 Right. 160 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,100 I wouldn't think they would want that. That's all. 161 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,267 I still would appreciate it if you would come by and apologize to her. 162 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:13,800 She really loves that dog. 163 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:17,633 That dog sits in your lap while you're watching tv? 164 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:19,633 Yeah. 165 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,800 Okay, I'm more than happy to come by. 166 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:24,633 Thanks. 167 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:32,167 What did you call me? 168 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,666 Fuck you! 169 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,933 What? What? 170 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:47,200 Cheryl was in bed. 171 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,467 She had a little temperature, 172 00:07:49,567 --> 00:07:53,267 but something about it that kind of turned me on. She's sick. 173 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:56,100 - I understand. - She's helpless. You know what I mean? 174 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,700 I like it the reverse, when I'm sick. 175 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,501 Yeah, I like it either way. 176 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:04,601 - I guess I just like sick sex. - Yeah! 177 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:07,300 - It's all good. It's good, all right? - Okay. 178 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,200 Okay, all right. So let me ask you this question. 179 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:14,033 - You know my father's been kind of depressed lately. - Yeah. Yeah. 180 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:17,567 So I'm thinking maybe actually getting him one of those, 181 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:21,200 you know, the massages, the happy-ending kind. 182 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,267 - Happy ending. I am the guy. - Massage. 183 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:26,534 - Really, yeah? - You want some names? 184 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:29,833 - Anybody. - Well, I got some great ones, and they give great massages. 185 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,733 So he thinks he's getting a massage. He's gonna freak out, man. 186 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:34,334 I know the perfect girl. Her name's lisa. 187 00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:37,334 - Lisa. - Lisa, she will treat him like a king. 188 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,000 She's the best girl you could possibly get for this. 189 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:43,467 - Best girl for what? - What's the girl who cleans on tuesday? 190 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,567 - What's her name again? - Oh, rosalina. 191 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,501 - Rosalina. - She's terrific. 192 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,900 - You've got her number. You'll give it to him. - Yeah, all right. 193 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,900 - Oh, you know what. - What? 194 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,933 I need to ask you a question about sign language. 195 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:58,467 I was in the men's room earlier with hal... 196 00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:00,833 - Okay. - ...and I was drying my hands, 197 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:03,800 and I must have signed something inadvertently, 198 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:06,300 because all of a sudden, he got pissed off, said, "fuck you," 199 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:09,434 - and stormed out. - well, what did you do? Re-enact. 200 00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:11,700 I was drying my hands, you know, 201 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:15,234 and then I remember scratching my finger 202 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:18,733 - like this. - Oh, wait a minute. 203 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,300 Larry, this means "cocksucker." 204 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,200 You called him a cocksucker. Think about it. 205 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,501 You called him a cocksucker? 206 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,501 - You called him a cocksucker. - Are you kidding? 207 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:30,300 He thought you said cocksucker. Yes, that's what this is. 208 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,666 You called hal, one of the sweetest guys in the world, a cocksucker. 209 00:09:33,766 --> 00:09:36,200 He said, "fuck you," and walked out? Good for him. 210 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,733 - Ha! - Unbelievable. 211 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:41,666 Meanwhile, I got nobody to take to see "grease" tomorrow. 212 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,666 - Oh, Cheryl's sick. - She's sick, yeah. 213 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,933 - She's not even going. - So you got nobody to go with. 214 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:48,501 Who watches "grease" by themselves? You gotta go with somebody. 215 00:09:48,601 --> 00:09:52,234 - I have nobody to take. - I'll go. 216 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,601 I'll go to "grease" with you. 217 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:59,033 That's mike. He's my exterminator. 218 00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:02,666 How you doing? I heard you say you got an extra ticket. 219 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:04,833 I'd love to go. 220 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:08,300 Well, you know, it's a middle-school production-- 221 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,633 Kids doing "grease." you don't wanna go see that. 222 00:10:10,766 --> 00:10:13,501 I'd love it. I'd love to go. 223 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:17,200 Well, you know, 224 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:20,567 my wife could get better by tomorrow. 225 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,501 - I really-- - Okay. 226 00:10:22,601 --> 00:10:24,933 - What? - Yeah, no, I understand. I get it. 227 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,434 What? You get what? What are you talking about? 228 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:28,467 I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry. 229 00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:30,501 Mr. Greene, I'm sorry about that. I'll finish up. 230 00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:32,867 No, that's crazy. No, don't be silly. 231 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,134 I just overheard that you had an extra ticket, 232 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:38,300 and I love "grease," and I'd love to go, 233 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,800 but-- yeah. 234 00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:42,200 All right, okay. 235 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,733 - That's great. - Okay, yeah, you can go. 236 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,234 We're gonna have a blast. That's gonna be fun. 237 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,000 That's gonna be great. Should I pick you up? 238 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:51,666 Sure, pick me up. 239 00:10:51,766 --> 00:10:55,067 Hey, we're gonna have fun. We'll get fucked up. 240 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:58,134 - You know? - Yeah. 241 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,700 It went good yesterday. 242 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,300 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Really? 243 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,567 - When are you gonna hear? - I'll know today. 244 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:13,300 - Today? You're kidding. - Yes, today. Oh, yeah. 245 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,601 - You flipped him. - I flipped his ass good, man. 246 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,967 - Huh? - Took the whole conversation over. 247 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,833 So you were interviewing him 248 00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:21,967 as to whether or not he was good enough for you. 249 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:25,300 Yeah, I think I got it. I'm flipping ass right now. I'm out of control right now. 250 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,933 - Don't flip me, man. - How do you know if I haven't already flipped your ass? 251 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,367 - I'm unflippable. - How do you know? 252 00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:31,467 - Only women can flip me. - I'll flip you, Larry. 253 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,100 Words to the wise, Larry: 254 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,733 this toaster ain't worth a damn. Flipping toaster. 255 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,633 - All right, y'all, what do you think? - Ooh, look at you. 256 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,467 - Do I look professional? - It's on now pro-fes-sion-nal. 257 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,534 - L.d.? - You're looking pretty good, I gotta say. 258 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,167 - You still gonna give me that ride, though, right? - Yeah, I'm gonna take you. 259 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:50,534 - Hey, I'm sensing two jobs. Two jobs. - All right. 260 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:53,100 - I'm feeling that. - And then maybe, you know, 261 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:56,067 you'll think about getting your own-- your own place. 262 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,601 So you really like my suit? 263 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,633 - Man, that is banging, girl. Perfect! 264 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,200 'cause you don't wanna be too assuming. 265 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,800 You know, even if one of you actually got a job, 266 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:08,033 you could probably all just move into an apartment, huh? 267 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,733 Yeah, something to... 268 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,467 - Hey! - Hey! 269 00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:18,067 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Hey. Hey hey hey hey! 270 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,900 What are you doing? I thought you were coming later. 271 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,933 Later? I couldn't wait to see you. I couldn't wait to get here. 272 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,800 My goodness, I am so happy to see you. 273 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,467 Do I look good? 274 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:30,000 - Pretty good. - Yes, pretty good. 275 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,200 Do I look healthier? Do I look relaxed? 276 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,766 I gotta say, you gotta-- You gotta-- look relaxed. 277 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,567 You got a nice bounce to your step. 278 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,900 Yes, I do have a bounce to my step, 279 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,367 because something wonderful happened to me, not just a massage. 280 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,167 - Really? - I had a nice massage. 281 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,933 Oh, boy, what a massage, 282 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:50,666 and this girl likes me. 283 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,933 This girl maybe even loves me, 284 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,200 and I am in love with her. 285 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,367 Dad, I'm thrilled 286 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,633 - you had a good time. - Yeah. 287 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:03,000 - You enjoyed the massage. - Yes, I did. 288 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,167 They like all their clients. This is their job, 289 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,833 to like their clients. 290 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:09,033 She outdid herself on this job. 291 00:13:09,134 --> 00:13:12,200 You know what I want to do? I want to get her something lovely, 292 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,467 - something wonderful. - No no no, what, are you, crazy? 293 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:18,300 - Yes yes, I'm crazy. - Don't buy her any presents, okay? 294 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,933 - Why not? - She got paid for the massage, 295 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,367 you don't need to buy her any big present or anything. 296 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,033 Come on, Larry. This is personal. 297 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,000 She did things that say love. 298 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,933 Larry! 299 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,000 I gotta-- I'll be right down. 300 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,300 - Do you hear me? - This is love. 301 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:40,033 Yeah, dad, you know, they-- they like everybody. 302 00:13:40,134 --> 00:13:42,134 But this one liked me particularly. 303 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,300 Larry! 304 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,467 - Hey. - Hey. 305 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,867 Could you get me some wheat toast? 306 00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:53,033 Wheat toast? You know what? 307 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,000 Honest to god, I gotta take Loretta to this job interview 308 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:59,000 and that toaster takes a year. 309 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,933 This is what I'm talking about. 310 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 - You don't care about me. - No, of course I care about you. 311 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,134 I feel like eating for the first time in I don't know how long. 312 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,933 All right. Okay, all right, I'll get you the wheat toast. Okay. 313 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,200 Hey, Leon. Sorry, man. I need the toaster. 314 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,200 L.d., are we leaving soon? 315 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,933 Huh? Yeah, I just gotta make Cheryl some wheat toast. 316 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,234 I got a lot of time invested in this toaster, Larry. 317 00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:28,234 Now I'm gonna have to start over again. 318 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,501 - You don't have to start all over. - I gotta start all over again. 319 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,633 - You pick up where you left off. - I can't pause toast. 320 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,933 - You can pause toast. - If this toast goes back in that machine, 321 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,766 - it's gonna lose its essence, Larry. - Leon! Leon! 322 00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:40,400 Will you get a man his toast? 323 00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:51,601 Okay, here you go. 324 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,967 - All right, honey. - Wait a second. 325 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,400 I wanted toast. 326 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,234 - That's toast. - It's not toasted. 327 00:14:57,334 --> 00:15:00,601 - That's toast. - I didn't want bread. I wanted toast. 328 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,567 This has been in the toaster. 329 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:05,501 Can you toast it again? 'cause it's not-- 330 00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,334 You can't pause toast. 331 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,867 Yo, l.d.! 332 00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:13,400 - She's gonna be late for her interview. - All right, go. 333 00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:14,867 - Just go. - she's probably all-- all-- 334 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:17,766 I'm sorry, honey. I did the best-- I'm sorry. 335 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:21,900 Larry! 336 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:24,134 - L.d., please! - Oh my god, I am so sorry. 337 00:15:24,234 --> 00:15:26,601 - Hurry! I need to go! - you know, she's sick up there-- 338 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,900 - I'm gonna be late. I have got to get going. - Okay, all right. 339 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,434 Let me just get my-- Dad, come on. 340 00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:32,167 - She's late. - Okay, come on. 341 00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:34,933 - I'm gonna use you as my good-luck piece. - okay, come on. 342 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,501 - Oh, shit, my phone. - What now? 343 00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,501 All right, great, let's go! 344 00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,134 I'm sorry, really. 345 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,234 L.d. Do you think we can go a little faster? 346 00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:49,400 Loretta, I swear, I'm going as fast as I can. What can I do? 347 00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,601 - Okay, we'll just have to step on it. - I mean there's traffic here. 348 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,601 - I know it is. - Look at this schmohawk over here. 349 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,167 Schmohawk. 350 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,900 - What?! - I taught him that when he was a kid. 351 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,267 I used to call-- every bad driver was a schmohawk. 352 00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:05,167 Do you like that one? 353 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,967 Okay, thanks. I'll be right back. 354 00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:17,601 Hi. I know I'm late, but I'm Loretta black. 355 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,300 - I have an interview with Mr. Badnick. - He waited for half an hour. 356 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,700 He had to leave. I'm sorry. 357 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,501 Can we reschedule? 358 00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:27,434 He's already filled the position. 359 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,067 15 whole minutes we were waiting on that damn toaster. 360 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,700 - 15 minutes! - It's a slow toaster. 361 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,033 Yes! Because of that damned toaster, I missed my job interview. 362 00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:41,800 I'm sor-- I'm gonna buy a new toaster right now. 363 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,800 - Yeah, that's exactly what you need to do. - Right now! 364 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:47,700 - I'm buying a new toaster! - And I'm gonna get a toaster for lisa. 365 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,633 Will you stop it, please? 366 00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,534 I am gonna get my love lady, 367 00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,800 I am gonna get her a toaster. 368 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:02,200 - I don't know, l.d. - Look, you can put a bagel in there. 369 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,100 You don't have to press down on it. 370 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,900 - Ah. So that's the bagel side... - Yes, 371 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,100 - they've taken the bagel into consideration. - ...and the toaster. 372 00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:11,100 That's a good one, but do you think it's gonna take all day? 373 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,267 Well, you know, that's the question. 374 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,900 Uh-huh. What, you like that? 375 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,367 - He's cute. - Yeah? 376 00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,000 - A little too beige for me, though. - Too beige? 377 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,633 - Yeah, I like them chocolate. - You like them chocolate. 378 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,000 - I like them chocolate. - I could care less about shade. 379 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,434 - Really? - Yeah. 380 00:17:27,534 --> 00:17:29,900 - What do you like? - I'd go anywhere 381 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,567 from like albino to the heart of darkness africa black. 382 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:36,733 - No way. - Yeah. 383 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:40,400 Oh, that's-- that's jean. I'll be right back. 384 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:45,200 Hi. Ahem. 385 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,833 Toaster? 386 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,300 Yeah. Yeah, you told me. 387 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,501 Sorry about what-- I was joking 388 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:57,100 about the dog. Ha ha ha. 389 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,467 Joking, joking. 390 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:03,100 No, not a rat. No rat. 391 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,167 No no. I like the dog. 392 00:18:09,434 --> 00:18:12,400 You want me to kiss him?! Yeah, to make up-- sure. 393 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,601 Okay okay. 394 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,300 Yeah yeah. 395 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,501 Thank you. 396 00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:27,300 Oh, and your husband-- I was in the bathroom... 397 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,733 You know, and he was washing and I went like this 398 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:33,100 'cause I had a scratch and-- 399 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,766 That's bad. "cocksucker," come on. 400 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,467 Misunderstanding. 401 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,666 Yeah, misunderstanding. 402 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:45,601 Okay. Sorry. 403 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,766 You'll be at the play? "grease"? 404 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,234 - ...that she-- Kind of joy. - hmm. 405 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,501 It's not that. Of course, it's some sexual-- 406 00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:59,967 But she's got a kind of way of looking at me 407 00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:03,134 - that makes me feel warm. - She does it for you, huh? 408 00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:07,033 - Oh my god. - And listen, I saw a cappuccino machine. 409 00:19:07,134 --> 00:19:09,400 I love this thing and I know you are too. 410 00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:11,601 You're not getting her a cappuccino machine, okay? 411 00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:15,867 Listen, dad. I set this massage up, okay? This woman gives like-- 412 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:18,700 You know, happy-ending massages. She gives them to everybody. 413 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,167 I don't know what you're talking about with this happy ending. 414 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,700 - I'm talking about this. - all I know is, this girl, for goodness sake-- 415 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,800 - You know. Yeah. - Oh. 416 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,601 Oh... 417 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,200 No, that wasn't to you! It's a misunderstanding! 418 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,501 Misunderstanding! 419 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:40,967 Oh, hey, hal. It's Larry david calling. 420 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:44,501 Um, there was a little incident at the department store earlier today 421 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:48,367 with your wife. And she may have misinterpreted something I did, 422 00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,334 a gesture, you know, uh... 423 00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:54,067 Anyway, I just wanna talk to you about it and tell you what's going on. 424 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,534 Um, call me-- actually, call me on my cell phone. 425 00:19:57,601 --> 00:20:00,434 I'm gonna be out. Um, okay. 426 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:03,601 Thanks, hal. 427 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,067 Whoo, keysha is sick as a dog. 428 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:09,134 - What?! - She's sick. She really feels bad. 429 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,800 - You're kidding. - Nuh-uh, I think-- 430 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:13,067 - She's not gonna be in the play? - No. 431 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:15,700 - I think she might've caught that bug that Cheryl's got. - Oh, man. 432 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,300 So I'ma take her some juice and see if she can hold it down. 433 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,167 All right. 434 00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:24,867 - Hello? - Hi, it's bill 435 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:28,067 from woodcrest financial services calling. I'm calling about the offer. 436 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,700 Uh, okay. 437 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,067 Bill, listen, do me a favor-- 438 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,633 Please stop calling, okay? I'm not interested. 439 00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:38,434 I've got an offer you are gonna love, though. This is a serious offer. 440 00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:41,434 You're a bit of a numbskull, aren't you? Nothing seems to register. 441 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:44,267 When you order a soda at a counter and you get the soda, 442 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,766 do you keep saying, "I'd like a soda, I'd like a soda, 443 00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:48,700 I'd like a soda, I'd like a soda"? 444 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,967 Wait wait wait. You have any idea what we're talking about here? 445 00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,167 We're prepared to make you an offer. 446 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:58,800 I just called Leon black to offer him that job. 447 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:01,467 - He just about told me to fuck myself. - Hmm. 448 00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:08,434 - Yo yo! - Hey, it's hal, 449 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:12,067 - just returning your call. - What up, al? 450 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:15,067 What's going on, boy? Yeah, what's going down? 451 00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,334 Oh, nothing, uh, you, uh-- 452 00:21:17,434 --> 00:21:20,134 - Are you calling to apologize? - What? 453 00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:21,800 The fuck you talking about, man? Look here, man. 454 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,800 Your lady came on to me. I hit that ass and I moved on, dawg. 455 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,000 You wasn't in town, dawg. This shit is over, man. 456 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,800 Oh, okay. Oh, I get it now. 457 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:33,833 You're doing the black-guy character because I'm a black guy, right? 458 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,833 Black man doin' his thing, baby. Barack obama, motherfucker. 459 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,534 Barack obama, "I'm the president, I'm hitting that ass." 460 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,467 Look, that's not cool, man, all right? Actually, it's kind of offensive. 461 00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,167 Don't do it, okay? 462 00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:46,367 Black man's doin' his motherfucking thing in the world, baby. 463 00:21:46,534 --> 00:21:48,967 - You feel me? - Actually, I said, "don't talk to me like that," 464 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,267 okay? It's offensive. I thought you were calling back 465 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:53,367 to apologize about what you said to my wife! 466 00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:55,367 You have your wife back, man. I don't want the bitch no more. 467 00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:57,167 I just said I hit it and I quit it, man. 468 00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,400 Can't believe you, man. I cannot fucking believe you! 469 00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:02,933 - I done moved on, dawg. - Fuck you, Larry! 470 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,267 - Hey, Larry! - Hey. 471 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:10,367 - Hey, you took my phone, man. - What?! 472 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,067 - You got my phone. - I have your phone? 473 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,367 Yeah, our phones got all mixed up, man. You got my phone 474 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,534 - and I got your phone. - How do you know? 475 00:22:16,633 --> 00:22:18,467 I'm trying to call my boos, man. Gonna use speed dial, 476 00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:20,000 I'm getting all these old-ass people. 477 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:23,900 - Hey, sorry. - Anybody phone me? 478 00:22:25,434 --> 00:22:27,267 No, uh-uh. 479 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:29,601 Anybody call me from woodcrest financial? 480 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,766 - No. - Hmm. Okay. 481 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:38,200 - Anybody call me? - No. 482 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,000 Guy named hal call? 483 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,200 - Nope. - Okay. 484 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:47,633 - Give me my phone. - Give me my phone. 485 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,367 Mmm! Humph. 486 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:53,067 - I'll get that. 487 00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,200 - Hi. - Hey. 488 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,800 - I'm here for Larry. - Come on in, man. 489 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,100 Come all up in here. 490 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,900 - Hey, Larry! What's your name, man? - Mike. 491 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,267 Hey, Larry, mike's down here for you. 492 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:08,867 - I'll be right down. - All right. 493 00:23:11,134 --> 00:23:14,100 - So how you meet, Larry? - Uh... 494 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,633 We met-- I run an extermination company 495 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:20,200 and I was working at Mr. Greene's house 496 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,833 and Larry was there. 497 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,567 That's-- that's where I met him. 498 00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:28,167 - You be killing them bugs, huh? - yeah, bugs, rodents-- 499 00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:31,000 All those-- All that. 500 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:34,666 So, um, what you and Larry getting into tonight? 501 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,367 We're gonna see a production of "grease" 502 00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:41,200 - and then maybe get a bite to eat or something. - mm-hmm. 503 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:47,867 - L.d., my man. 504 00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:53,234 - Hey. - Hey. 505 00:23:53,334 --> 00:23:56,534 - How's it going? - Great. How-- how you doing? 506 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:59,167 Good. 507 00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:02,800 - You look nice. - Oh, thanks. 508 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:06,067 So you-- You found it okay? 509 00:24:06,234 --> 00:24:09,700 Yeah. Yeah yeah. I've been here before. 510 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:11,700 One of your neighbors had an infestation. 511 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,900 - Good. - I already kind of know the area... 512 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,800 ...a little. Yeah, it was easy, heh. 513 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,000 - Well, we should probably get going. - Okay. 514 00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:25,900 - Sounds good. Nice meeting you. - All right, man. 515 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:30,867 Um, I-- I'll be a little late. 516 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:32,967 Have a good time. 517 00:24:40,933 --> 00:24:43,334 Uh, excuse me. 518 00:24:45,601 --> 00:24:48,434 Oh, oh-- 519 00:24:48,534 --> 00:24:51,267 This is my masseuse, lisa; my son Larry. 520 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,067 - Hello, hi. - Nice to meet you, Mr. David. 521 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:56,534 This is mike the exterminator. That's my dad. 522 00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:58,733 - Hi, mike. - It's an honor, sir. 523 00:24:58,867 --> 00:25:00,067 That's lisa the masseuse. 524 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,167 - Hello. - Hello. 525 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:04,700 - So nice to meet you two. - Likewise. 526 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,367 How are you doing? 527 00:25:06,501 --> 00:25:08,067 Sammie's big night. 528 00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:10,167 All excited. 529 00:25:10,267 --> 00:25:12,267 - Yeah. - You look good out of your uniform. 530 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,700 - Thank you very much. Thank you. - Huh? 531 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,434 - Pretty sharp, huh? - Mm-hmm. 532 00:25:16,534 --> 00:25:18,267 Appreciate it. 533 00:25:18,334 --> 00:25:20,367 Hey, jean. 534 00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:23,467 Yeah. 535 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,100 - You called and insulted her husband, hal? - At? Are you kidding? 536 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,967 What? I didn't talk to hal. No talk to hal. 537 00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:34,800 - Yes, you did, Larry. You called hal-- - What? 538 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,267 - You said racist remarks? - What? 539 00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:39,067 - You're lying. You're a fucking liar! - Who's saying that? 540 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,100 - Are you saying that or she's saying that? - I'm saying that. 541 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,601 - Oh, you're saying that! No talk, no talk. - Don't play innocent. 542 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:47,000 Look her in the eye. She knows. 543 00:25:47,134 --> 00:25:49,167 - You're a rotten apple. - I'm not a rotten apple. 544 00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:51,601 - Tell her I'm a good apple. - I'm not telling her shit for you. 545 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,733 I'm a good-- Good apple. 546 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:56,033 Good apple. 547 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:58,000 Fuck you. 548 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,467 She talks? What? 549 00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:02,833 Good, you heard me! 550 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,000 You too! 551 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:09,467 What the hell did you do, sicko? 552 00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:12,733 What does he get her all upset like that for? 553 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:15,633 Ladies and gentlemen, "grease" is about to begin. 554 00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:18,167 Please turn off all cell phones. 555 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:19,733 Thank you. 556 00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,800 - It's a rat! - What?! 557 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,800 I got it, I got it, I got it. 558 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:28,467 I got it. I got it. I got it. Look out, look out. 559 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:36,933 It's not a rat! It's a dog! 560 00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:39,434 It's a dog! Oh my god, it's a dog! 561 00:26:39,534 --> 00:26:41,900 It's a dog! 562 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,267 Oh, god... 563 00:26:46,367 --> 00:26:49,467 It's a rat. It's a rat. 564 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,733 - What did you do to him? - It's a rat. 565 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:02,567 Well, yeah. 566 00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:05,567 - This is it. - Yeah. Uh, that was-- 567 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,134 - That was pretty fun. - Yeah. 568 00:27:07,267 --> 00:27:10,467 Yeah, was-- feels, feels good. It was fun. 569 00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:12,933 It was a little weird with that dog. 570 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,766 - You know, that's your training. - Yeah, you know? 571 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,800 You-you reacted. That was-- It was-- it was instinctual. 572 00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:21,666 - Yeah, I'd do it again, you know? - Absolutely. 573 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:24,766 - Ahem. - yeah, it's just-- it's unfortunate. 574 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:28,633 - It was a dog. - Yeah. Yeah, that's the bad part. 575 00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:32,100 Uh, it's sad that we didn't get to see the show. 576 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,766 Yeah, I would've liked to have seen it. I was looking forward to it. 577 00:27:34,867 --> 00:27:38,367 Me too, a lot. If they happen to redo it, 578 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:41,300 I'll go if you want. 579 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,234 - All right, we'll see. - Okay. 580 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:45,267 What are you gonna do? 581 00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:48,300 - I'm just gonna go in. - Okay. 582 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,567 All right. Yeah, okay. 583 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,766 - Bye. - All right, take it easy. 584 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,666 - See ya. - Bye. 585 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,967 Hi, honey. - Hello. 586 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,933 - How are you doing? - I don't feel well. 587 00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:11,033 - No? - No. 588 00:28:11,134 --> 00:28:14,234 - I made you some toast. - Oh, really? 589 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,400 - You want-- - How's the new toaster? 590 00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:19,100 It's great. 591 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,134 - Oh, goodness. - I feel so awful. 592 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,633 - Oh, no. - Oh, man, I've got a headache. 593 00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:27,867 Oh. 594 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,766 - Do I have a fever? - I think you do. 595 00:28:29,867 --> 00:28:31,134 Really? - Yeah. 596 00:28:31,267 --> 00:28:33,134 I don't feel well, honey. 597 00:28:33,267 --> 00:28:34,900 - I know, I'm sorry. - Really? 598 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,766 - I'm gonna take very good care of you. - You are? 599 00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,833 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you. 600 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:40,967 Thank you, honey. 601 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,967 What are you doing? 602 00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:46,766 No good?