1 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,983 Transcript by Textexam. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync by BloodLogic 3 00:00:20,016 --> 00:00:22,317 Oh my god! 4 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:25,650 - Are you ready to go? - Oh, god, look at this. 5 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,750 Look at that. 6 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:30,383 - What is this? - It's a book about freaks. 7 00:00:30,484 --> 00:00:32,417 - Is this Ted's gift? - Yeah. 8 00:00:32,550 --> 00:00:34,383 - That's what you're giving him for his birthday? - Yeah. 9 00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:37,083 - Okay, yeah. - It's unbelievable. 10 00:00:37,217 --> 00:00:40,684 Hey, guess what. It's all finalized-- the cemetery plots. 11 00:00:40,784 --> 00:00:43,484 We got 'em, so now Ted and Mary are gonna be next to us 12 00:00:43,584 --> 00:00:45,150 - and Jeff and Susie. - Hey, you like her? 13 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:46,317 I see that. 14 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:48,217 I think we really overpaid for those plots. 15 00:00:48,317 --> 00:00:50,851 - It's too late, and it's a beautiful site. 16 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:53,383 Hold on. This has to be the car service. 17 00:00:53,484 --> 00:00:55,951 - Hi, good evening, Miss david? - Yes. 18 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:57,951 - Your car's here. - Thank you. We'll be right out. 19 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,584 - We'll be right out. Thank you so much. - Okay. 20 00:01:00,684 --> 00:01:04,383 - Oh, oh, jesus! Oh, jesus! - Larry, our car's here. 21 00:01:04,484 --> 00:01:06,650 - Okay. - This isn't for you, actually. 22 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,083 Look at the size of this guy. 23 00:01:09,183 --> 00:01:10,584 Let's put it away. We're going to a party. 24 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:13,317 We have a car. We can drink. We can have margaritas. 25 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:15,417 We can hang out, be normal. 26 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:18,150 Great idea, the car service, great idea. 27 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,317 Okay, so we'll just call you in a few hours or so. 28 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:29,317 Good. We'll see you in a while. Have a great night, folks. 29 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:32,150 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna be here. 30 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,951 - Got something to read? - No no no, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Take care. 31 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:38,750 All right. 32 00:01:38,851 --> 00:01:40,684 No book? No paper? 33 00:01:40,817 --> 00:01:43,283 - Nothing? A puzzle, huh? - No, I-- 34 00:01:43,383 --> 00:01:46,217 You folks have a great night, though. Have a great party. 35 00:01:46,317 --> 00:01:48,417 I don't have to worry about you in there? You'll be okay? 36 00:01:48,517 --> 00:01:50,417 - I'm great. - Okay, fine. 37 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:53,617 I'll be right here when you get out and have a great party. 38 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:55,050 - Okay. - Thank you. 39 00:01:55,217 --> 00:01:57,584 I couldn't be alone with myself for 15 minutes. 40 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:58,951 My brains would melt. 41 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:01,684 He's gonna sit here for three hours and not gonna read. 42 00:02:01,784 --> 00:02:05,217 No lady or nothing. No distractions. 43 00:02:07,784 --> 00:02:10,150 The cemetery plots came through. 44 00:02:10,283 --> 00:02:13,383 So it's Jeff and Susie and you and Cheryl and me and Ted 45 00:02:13,484 --> 00:02:15,217 buried next to each other forever. Oh my god. 46 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:16,550 Yeah, right. Isn't that something? 47 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:18,283 - Yeah. - That's really something. 48 00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:20,317 - Yeah, I don't want-- Not too soon. - yeah, no. 49 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:23,317 It's true. When you start to think about it, 50 00:02:23,417 --> 00:02:25,517 somebody's gotta go first, I guess. 51 00:02:25,617 --> 00:02:29,150 Well, it's not gonna be me and probably not Ted. We're very healthy. 52 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,983 - Really? - Yeah. 53 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:33,250 - Nice party, huh? - This is very nice. 54 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:35,983 - I don't even recognize most of these people. - Really? 55 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,617 You know the rizmans. 56 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,617 Yeah yeah, I'm not that crazy about them, 57 00:02:40,684 --> 00:02:41,884 frankly, you know. 58 00:02:42,016 --> 00:02:44,116 You don't like arnie rizman? 59 00:02:44,217 --> 00:02:46,851 Just 'cause the person's bald doesn't mean I have to like them. 60 00:02:46,951 --> 00:02:49,784 Okay, forget it. I'm sure there's someone here that you like. 61 00:02:49,884 --> 00:02:51,784 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay, enjoy yourself. 62 00:02:51,851 --> 00:02:53,050 All right, okay. 63 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,450 - Good evening. - Good evening to you. 64 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:59,717 - How you doing? - I am doing... 65 00:02:59,817 --> 00:03:02,150 Pretty good. 66 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,350 Pretty, pretty good. 67 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,517 - What can I get you? - You got a little bow tie there, huh? 68 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:09,083 Got a little bow tie. 69 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:12,217 That's your idea? 70 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,851 No. No, it's not. 71 00:03:14,983 --> 00:03:18,050 You know, we're asked to wear it sometimes. 72 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,983 - What do you mean sometimes? - Well, we're given a work-order form 73 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:24,851 with a special request, and in this case, there was a request 74 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:27,050 from Mr. Danson to wear the bow tie. 75 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:30,450 - You're kidding. - No. 76 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:34,250 Ted danson specifically requested that you wear a bow tie? 77 00:03:34,350 --> 00:03:35,884 Are you joking? 78 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,417 To distinguish, I believe, 79 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:41,417 between the guests and the staff. 80 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:44,183 Well, looks like I'm gonna have to have a little talk 81 00:03:44,317 --> 00:03:46,684 with Mr. Danson. 82 00:03:46,784 --> 00:03:48,450 No no no no, that's totally-- 83 00:03:48,517 --> 00:03:50,250 That's okay. Don't worry about it. 84 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:51,851 - I wanna say a little something to him. - Please, please don't. 85 00:03:51,951 --> 00:03:53,684 - I feel like I have to. - You don't. You don't. 86 00:03:53,784 --> 00:03:55,717 - Honestly, it's-- - I do. I really do. This is wrong. 87 00:03:55,784 --> 00:03:57,617 - It's just wrong. - It's unnecessary. 88 00:03:57,717 --> 00:04:00,517 We're asked sometimes. It's fine. It's part of the job. 89 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:01,917 Listen, I'm doing this for you. 90 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:04,550 Well, if you're doing it for me, then don't. 91 00:04:04,617 --> 00:04:06,917 - Please. - Okay, I'm doing it for me. 92 00:04:07,016 --> 00:04:08,550 Also, please don't then. 93 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:11,083 You don't understand how I operate, okay? 94 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:13,550 - Maybe not, but-- - I will not get you in trouble. 95 00:04:13,617 --> 00:04:15,684 I'll talk to him. Everything will be fine. 96 00:04:15,784 --> 00:04:19,350 It would probably implicate me in some way, and it's not that important. 97 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,983 - What's your name? - Jamie. 98 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,350 - Jamie, okay. - Yeah. 99 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,584 - Jamie, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 100 00:04:24,684 --> 00:04:26,717 I'm gonna go say a little something to Mr. Danson. 101 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:28,150 Please don't-- 102 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,450 In a few minutes, you're not gonna be wearing a bow tie. 103 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:32,884 I don't mind wearing it that much. I'd rather you don't. 104 00:04:33,016 --> 00:04:35,750 You're gonna say, "Larry, thank you for getting rid of my bow tie." 105 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,817 I thank you, Larry, to not say anything to Mr. Danson. 106 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:42,450 Jamie, I gotta say something. 107 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,517 You don't. 108 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:47,183 - I have to. I couldn't live with myself. - You don't have to. 109 00:04:47,283 --> 00:04:49,350 Just trust me. I know how to talk to people. 110 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:51,983 - I do trust you, but please don't. - That's gotta go. 111 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,417 - That's gotta go, jamie. - It doesn't have to. 112 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:56,983 - Please, please. - Nah-ah-ah. 113 00:04:58,983 --> 00:05:01,350 - Hey, happy birthday! - Hey. 114 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,484 Yeah, yeah, I'd hug you, but I know you got a phobia. 115 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:06,584 Yeah, we don't need to go that far, you know? 116 00:05:06,717 --> 00:05:08,817 - Let me ask you something. - Yeah. 117 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,116 Why'd you make this poor kid 118 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:13,383 - wear a bow tie? Bartender? 119 00:05:13,484 --> 00:05:15,383 Got him in a bow tie? What's up with that? 120 00:05:15,484 --> 00:05:18,450 We had a choice. No bow tie, bow tie. We went with bow tie. 121 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:21,383 - Classes up the party a little bit, I think. - Really? 122 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:24,183 Makes me a little uncomfortable seeing a guy like that, 123 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,383 have to stand there, wear a bow tie the whole night. 124 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,784 - That's not cool. - It looks elegant. 125 00:05:28,884 --> 00:05:31,450 Feel like you're putting on airs or something, you know? 126 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:33,650 - I'm putting on airs? - A little bit, yeah. 127 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:35,650 You know, what is it? So you feel good? 128 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:37,617 He's gotta feel bad so you can feel good? 129 00:05:37,717 --> 00:05:39,383 Is that how the world works for you? 130 00:05:39,484 --> 00:05:41,851 - Did he say something to you? - No, he didn't. 131 00:05:41,951 --> 00:05:43,383 - He did, didn't he? - No, he did not. 132 00:05:43,484 --> 00:05:46,116 - What did he say? - He didn't say anything. 133 00:05:46,217 --> 00:05:48,484 - Bullshit. - He said he'd rather I wouldn't talk to you, 134 00:05:48,584 --> 00:05:49,917 that's what he said, but... 135 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,383 - Can't take the bow tie off? - No. 136 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,750 - That's your final answer? - That's my final answer. 137 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:55,750 - Final answer? - Yeah, no deal. 138 00:05:55,851 --> 00:05:57,484 Pfft! Whatever you want, you know? 139 00:05:57,617 --> 00:05:59,550 - Come on, Larry, please. - Okay, all right. 140 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,484 I feel like a jerk 'cause I kind of promised him. 141 00:06:02,617 --> 00:06:05,450 Well, too bad. Go back and say you failed. 142 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:08,650 Okay, I will. One more thing: 143 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:10,617 I got a driver out there. 144 00:06:10,717 --> 00:06:12,650 I was wondering if I could bring him in the house. 145 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:16,283 He's sitting out there. He'll be out there for three hours. 146 00:06:16,383 --> 00:06:18,283 Do you mind if I bring him in? 147 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,383 Why don't we just send some coffee out to him? 148 00:06:20,484 --> 00:06:23,116 Send coffee out to him? Come on, what is that? 149 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:26,016 Let me bring him in. He'll sit in a corner. He won't bother anybody. 150 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:28,383 It's his job to sit in the car and wait while you have fun. 151 00:06:28,484 --> 00:06:30,450 I know it's his job, but listen, I used to drive. 152 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:32,584 I know how it feels to sit in a car for three hours 153 00:06:32,717 --> 00:06:36,016 and do nothing and freeze and not be able to put the radio on 154 00:06:36,183 --> 00:06:38,851 or the lights. You can't read. There's nothing you can do. 155 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:41,016 - You drove limos? - Yeah, I did drive limos. 156 00:06:41,116 --> 00:06:42,650 - Really? - Yeah. 157 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,750 - Did you wear a little bow tie? - No, I did not. 158 00:06:44,884 --> 00:06:46,784 The woman was blind and couldn't see. 159 00:06:46,851 --> 00:06:48,584 - Really? - Yeah. 160 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:50,584 I didn't even wear the uniform. 161 00:06:50,684 --> 00:06:52,417 - Really? - Yeah, she couldn't see a thing. 162 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:54,750 The car was filthy, but anyway, that's another story. 163 00:06:54,851 --> 00:06:57,317 Bring him in. I don't care. Put him in the back. 164 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,383 - Really? Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. You're welcome. 165 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:02,317 - You happy now? - I'm happy. 166 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:04,116 - Still no on the... - No. 167 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:07,116 - All right, I'm gonna go get him. Thanks, man. - Okay. 168 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:12,484 - Who's this from again? - Barney and ellen. 169 00:07:12,584 --> 00:07:14,550 Oh, look at that. 170 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:16,817 - Thank you! Thank you so much. - It's nice. 171 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:19,517 - Who this? Doesn't have a name? - Nancy and george. 172 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,884 You excited about tomorrow night? 173 00:07:22,016 --> 00:07:24,150 - What's tomorrow night? - The mccartney concert. 174 00:07:24,217 --> 00:07:27,150 - Oh, yeah, right. - How often do you go to concerts? 175 00:07:27,283 --> 00:07:29,317 - You know what? I am excited. - Yeah, I am too. 176 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:31,784 - We'll go out to dinner. It'll be fun. - Yeah, it'll be fun. 177 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,684 - This is great. These do a lot of good. - Yeah. 178 00:07:33,784 --> 00:07:35,417 Have you seen this, everybody? 179 00:07:35,484 --> 00:07:37,951 - Oh, the bono phone. - Oh, that's great. 180 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:41,050 - Gives money to aids in africa. - Oh, that's so great. 181 00:07:41,183 --> 00:07:43,951 That doesn't affect heterosexuals, right? 182 00:07:45,484 --> 00:07:46,951 - What are you doing? - The guy's impossible. 183 00:07:47,016 --> 00:07:49,083 - Thank you so much. - It's not funny. 184 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:51,116 It's a joke, people. It's a joke, come on. 185 00:07:51,217 --> 00:07:54,383 - Okay. - I'm not sure. 186 00:07:54,484 --> 00:07:57,083 What is that? Oh, that's mine. Hey! 187 00:07:57,183 --> 00:07:58,983 - This is the one you told me about? - That's it, yeah. 188 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,717 - "Mondo..." - "Mondo freaks." 189 00:08:01,817 --> 00:08:03,884 "Mondo freaks." 190 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,617 Leaf through it. 191 00:08:11,317 --> 00:08:13,983 Huh? Are you loving that? 192 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,183 Well, thank you, Larry. Thank you very much. 193 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:18,350 You're welcome. It's a great coffee-table book. 194 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:19,983 Oh, yeah, wait. 195 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,717 I wanna just show it to Jeff, okay? 196 00:08:22,851 --> 00:08:24,584 Yeah, thanks. 197 00:08:24,717 --> 00:08:27,550 All right, what have we got next here? 198 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:30,016 I'll be right back. 199 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,083 Okay-- 200 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:47,083 - It's pete peterson. - All right, what have we got here? 201 00:08:47,183 --> 00:08:50,584 That's unbelievable. 202 00:08:50,684 --> 00:08:53,183 - What do we got here? 203 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,350 His head tilted! 204 00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:59,484 Oh! 205 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:05,283 You all right, buddy? 206 00:09:05,383 --> 00:09:07,917 Happy birthday, becker. 207 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:15,450 Oh, jesus. 208 00:09:17,717 --> 00:09:20,550 I'm sorry about that. Who is he? 209 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:24,016 Does anyone know? 210 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:26,517 - I think that's my driver. - That's your driver? 211 00:09:26,617 --> 00:09:28,383 This is the guy you brought into my house? 212 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:31,684 - I'm sorry, man. - You're sorry? That guy's plastered. 213 00:09:31,784 --> 00:09:35,116 - It was an accident. He didn't do it on purpose. - Get off me! 214 00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:36,851 God, get-- 215 00:09:36,983 --> 00:09:39,450 Get out of here, you stupid creep! 216 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:41,183 What happened? 217 00:09:41,283 --> 00:09:45,083 - That guy, the drunk guy, just groped me. - He what? 218 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:48,083 He just-- ooh! Put his hands all over me. 219 00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:49,550 - I don't believe him. - That son of a... 220 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:52,250 You know something? You're out of here. Go on. 221 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:53,884 - What? - Go on, get out of here, Larry. 222 00:09:53,983 --> 00:09:55,917 - What? - Get the hell out of my house, will you? 223 00:09:56,016 --> 00:09:59,016 - What? It was an accident. - Take your freaky friend 224 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,784 - and your freak book and get the hell out. - What? 225 00:10:00,884 --> 00:10:04,784 He gropes my wife, and he breaks-- I can't believe this! 226 00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:06,484 - Fine, fine, I'm leaving! - Go on. 227 00:10:06,584 --> 00:10:09,283 Fine. Happy birthday. Come on, Cheryl. 228 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:11,750 - I'm sorry. - Oh Cheryl, it's not your fault. 229 00:10:11,851 --> 00:10:13,283 Happy birthday. 230 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:15,484 - That was a bullshit party. - Yeah. 231 00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,750 Let's get out of here. Get in. 232 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,350 - No, you're not driving. - I'm totally fine. 233 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,817 - Are you crazy? You're not driving. - I'm not that drunk. 234 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,283 - What are you doing? - Hey, I know. 235 00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:25,983 I'm just joking around. But seriously, 236 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,484 you two, get in. I'm driving. 237 00:10:27,617 --> 00:10:29,550 No, you're not. You can't drive. You're drunk. 238 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:32,083 You are not gonna drive us home. Nobody in their right mind 239 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,750 - would get in a car with you right now. - Come on, get in the car. 240 00:10:34,817 --> 00:10:36,750 - You'll stay right over here. - Okay okay okay. 241 00:10:36,817 --> 00:10:38,383 Don't forget me, bud. 242 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,417 - Do you know how to drive a limo? - I don't know. 243 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,684 - Hey, charlie. - Stay out of the glove compartment. 244 00:10:42,817 --> 00:10:44,750 - Charlie. - Stay out of the glove compartment. 245 00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:46,484 Get... 246 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:01,383 Come on, charlie. Come on, get up. 247 00:11:01,484 --> 00:11:04,917 - No kidding? - Let's go. 248 00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:07,116 Oh, man. 249 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,283 Oh, my goodness. 250 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:13,750 There she is. 251 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,584 Come on, step, step, come on. 252 00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:22,584 Honey, honey...! 253 00:11:22,684 --> 00:11:25,183 - Nobody's home. Stay out. - Come on, baby. 254 00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:28,016 No, not again. God damn you! 255 00:11:28,116 --> 00:11:29,584 Huh-uh, huh-uh. Who are you? 256 00:11:29,684 --> 00:11:32,217 Get off! Get off! 257 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,450 Don't you dare get on that couch. Hey, what are you doing? 258 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,484 Huh? You party with this fuckface? 259 00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:38,750 No, we weren't partying. 260 00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:40,584 No, he was driving us. 261 00:11:40,717 --> 00:11:43,851 And he had too much to drink, so we thought... 262 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,283 You! 263 00:11:45,383 --> 00:11:48,951 Get your stinky, nasty feet off my couch. 264 00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:52,050 Who's there? Is that the goddamn neighbors with their fucking dog? 265 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:55,217 - No, dad, go to bed! - Who's there? 266 00:11:55,317 --> 00:11:57,684 This is the shitstorm of my life. It's shit. 267 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,050 Yeah, it doesn't look that great. 268 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,851 No, it isn't. Aren't you pretty? 269 00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:04,584 - Don't you look nice? - You're pretty. 270 00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:06,116 - You're pretty. - Very attractive. 271 00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:08,784 - Tell 'em to stop playing the music. - Shut up! 272 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,484 We have no way to get home tonight because-- 273 00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:13,050 No, clearly he can't drive. 274 00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:15,851 I would offer you the upstairs room, but my dad is a fucking mess. 275 00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,050 Can we take the limo home? 276 00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:18,750 I'll bring it back tomorrow. I promise. 277 00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:20,484 You gotta bring it back, man. 278 00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:22,350 I don't need you to talk! 279 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:24,784 - Thank you. - I'm sorry I couldn't invite you in for a snack. 280 00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:27,050 But you know what? There's nothing in the cupboard. 281 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:30,016 - I don't want that dog shitting in my yard! - Daddy, so help me! 282 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,517 This is gonna be so fun. 283 00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:35,517 I'm so looking forward to this concert. 284 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:37,383 Oh, my gosh, you're wearing a suit. 285 00:12:37,484 --> 00:12:39,150 This is like a real date. 286 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,851 Gonna go to dinner and go to a concert and hang out. 287 00:12:41,951 --> 00:12:43,951 Oh my god. You know what I heard? 288 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:46,150 I heard that heather mills and paul mccartney 289 00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:48,217 might be getting back together. 290 00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:50,217 - Oh, how exciting. - Can you believe that? 291 00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:52,951 - I'm a all atwitter. - She might even be there tonight. 292 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,083 - Really? - Yeah. See heather mills. 293 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,350 You know, I gotta tell ya, 294 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:01,250 - I'm thinking about this Ted danson thing. - Yeah. 295 00:13:02,717 --> 00:13:04,784 I don't think I wanna be buried next to this guy. 296 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,617 That's how I feel. 297 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,050 So I was thinking maybe... 298 00:13:09,217 --> 00:13:12,750 Maybe you'll switch plots with me, so you'll be between us. 299 00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,851 I don't care. 300 00:13:14,951 --> 00:13:17,016 But you know that means that you'll be next to Susie. 301 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,484 So you're gonna need her permission. 302 00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:21,584 - I don't care what you do. 303 00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:24,050 Oh, hey, that's them. 304 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,951 Oh, I'll get it. 305 00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:31,083 - Paul McCartney, baby, yeah! - Paul McCartney! 306 00:13:31,183 --> 00:13:34,450 Hey, guys. Hey, you look great. Oh, look, a suit too. 307 00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:37,217 - I know. Isn't that nice? - Yeah, you do look good. 308 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,983 - I love this outfit. - You do? 309 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,584 Oh, yeah, it's great-- the pink. I love this stuff. 310 00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:43,417 Wow, glad you like it. 311 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,717 - Really nice, yeah. - It's a rock star thing. 312 00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:48,550 - Great combo. Yeah, looks terrific. - Glad you like it. 313 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:51,617 - You want some wine, cheese? - I'd love some wine. That'd be great. 314 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,983 Where's the freak book? 315 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:56,317 - Left it in the car. - Oh, man, all right. 316 00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:57,750 - I'm sorry. - It's all right. 317 00:13:57,884 --> 00:14:00,417 How about a toast? To good friends, good friendship. 318 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:04,183 - Nice, very nice, very nice. - To friendship? 319 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,283 You know, you weren't there last night. 320 00:14:06,383 --> 00:14:08,584 - No, I heard. - Ted danson, 321 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,283 I have had it with this guy. 322 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,116 - He's a little pompous lately, I notice. - So full of himself. 323 00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:16,484 Let me just say this, okay? I don't wanna be buried next to this guy. 324 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:18,283 I really don't. I've been thinking about it. 325 00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:19,884 I was talking to Cheryl, and I asked Cheryl 326 00:14:19,983 --> 00:14:22,116 if she'd switch plots with me, and she agreed. 327 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,750 - So now I'll be buried next to you. - Next to me? 328 00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:26,550 Yeah, next to you, so that's that. 329 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:29,450 I don't really like that, lar. I don't like that. 330 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,517 - Why not? - Because I liked it the way it was. 331 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,383 What's the big deal? 332 00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:35,750 Because, Larry, honestly, I don't wanna be next to you for eternity. 333 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,283 May I be so bold? 334 00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:39,484 Your best self emerges after you're dead. 335 00:14:39,584 --> 00:14:42,016 - You don't know that for a fact. - I do know. I came back. 336 00:14:42,116 --> 00:14:45,750 Guess what. Even your best self, I'm not interested for eternity. 337 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,350 I take back my toast. 338 00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,650 - Good friends? - Fine, take back your toast. 339 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,083 I take back the toast, and I take back what I said about your outfit. 340 00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,550 Well, you only said it 'cause you had this in mind 341 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,750 to get me to switch plots. There's always an ulterior motive. 342 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,817 If you were married to me, I never would have let you out of the house with that. 343 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:02,250 That's fine. I'm not married to you. 344 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,717 And I'm not gonna be next to you forever and ever and ever. 345 00:15:04,817 --> 00:15:06,517 - I want some peace and quiet. - Okay, fine. 346 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,584 How about this? I'll switch with Cheryl, 347 00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,584 but then you switch with Jeff. 348 00:15:11,684 --> 00:15:13,684 - I can't do that. I need to be on the end. - That's true. 349 00:15:13,784 --> 00:15:16,951 I'm claustrophobic. I can't be anywhere but the end. 350 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,951 He hyperventilates. He has to be on the end. 351 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,584 - Yeah, it's not good. - I'll tell you what's not good, okay? 352 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,784 The selfishness that's going on here. 353 00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:26,951 No, I wanna be next to my goddamn husband for eternity, not Ted danson. 354 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:30,484 - That's the way we lay there. I made a vow to him, Larry. - Okay, fine, we're leaving. 355 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:33,350 We're leaving this cemetery. We're getting another plot. 356 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:36,183 - No, we're not. No, we are not. - Yes, we are! Yes, we are! 357 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,016 Nobody's switching? Is that what you're saying to me? 358 00:15:38,116 --> 00:15:39,817 We should keep it the way it is. 359 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,317 You're gonna keep it the way it is? Fine, fine. Enjoy your evening, okay? 360 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:46,217 - What are you talking about? - I'm going. I'm going. 361 00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:48,217 You don't wanna be buried next to me when you're dead, 362 00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,784 I can assume you don't wanna be next to me when you're alive. 363 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,016 I'll see you at the concert. 364 00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:55,917 - He's a drama queen. He's overreacting. - I don't know. 365 00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:58,383 Like a little girl. What was that? That was nothing. 366 00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:00,417 - Where's the car? - Leon took it. 367 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:03,750 He didn't ask me. 368 00:16:03,851 --> 00:16:05,951 - What are you doing? - I'm taking the limo. 369 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,951 - Limo? - He's out of his mind. 370 00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,016 He's driving a limo? 371 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,684 Oh, fuck! 372 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,851 - Hello. - Larry, hey, it's charlie, the limo driver. 373 00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,617 - Hello, charlie. - I'm sorry about last night. 374 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,684 Yeah, boy oh boy, you should be. 375 00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:03,684 - You shouldn't have had to go through that. - Yeah, that was pretty bad. 376 00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:06,884 I didn't mean to get that drunk. I just got out of hand. 377 00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,884 I did you a favor. I let you in the house. It was pretty awful. 378 00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:12,917 I'm so-- I'm so-- Oh, god, I'm so sorry. 379 00:17:13,016 --> 00:17:15,217 Guess what. I'm in the limo right now. Do you want me to return it? 380 00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:17,317 Look, man, you gotta do me a huge favor. 381 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,317 I gotta pick somebody up in 30 minutes at the airport. 382 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:22,983 He's this huge vip client, and I can't get there, man. 383 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,584 They just called. You gotta go pick him up. 384 00:17:24,684 --> 00:17:27,450 - What are you, kidding me? - No, please, seriously. 385 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,617 I'm not gonna go pick somebody up at the airport. 386 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,717 If I don't get this, I lose my job, man. 387 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,617 And my wife is gonna lose her health care. 388 00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,983 We're gonna lose everything, man. The house goes too. 389 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,884 I can't pick somebody up at the airport. 390 00:17:37,983 --> 00:17:40,750 - Are you insane? - Larry, do me a favor. Come on, man. 391 00:17:40,817 --> 00:17:42,983 - Oh, jesus. - Please, Larry, 392 00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:44,684 for god's sake-- For my family. 393 00:17:44,784 --> 00:17:47,417 Oh... 394 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:49,784 - All right, fine, fine. - Thanks. Oh, god, thanks. 395 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:53,317 Go to the airport for you. This is really unbelievable, charlie. 396 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,917 Go just go to the airport. Get to the terminal, 397 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:57,550 and you're charlie the limo driver, man. 398 00:17:57,684 --> 00:18:00,784 Just pick up john mcenroe. Take him wherever he wants to go, okay? 399 00:18:00,884 --> 00:18:02,584 John mcenroe? 400 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,617 Yeah, john mcenroe. Take him wherever he wants to go, okay? 401 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,617 He's the tennis guy. As far as he knows, 402 00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:08,217 you're charlie the limo driver, man. That's it. 403 00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,517 - Stand there. - I'm charlie, cool. 404 00:18:10,617 --> 00:18:14,150 - You're the man. - Nice to meet you, Mr. Mcenroe. I'm charlie. 405 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,484 Hey, Mr. Mcenroe, hiya. 406 00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:18,884 How you doing? I'm charlie. 407 00:18:18,983 --> 00:18:22,584 All right, hey. Okay, I got it. 408 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,250 Ah! 409 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,617 Okay. 410 00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:44,150 - Let me get that. - Yeah, thanks. 411 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,250 I got it. 412 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:49,150 - Okay, give me this, please. - Thank you. 413 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,884 All right, charlie. 414 00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:54,617 - Charlie, john mcenroe. - John mcenroe, nice to meet you. 415 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,617 - Pleasure. - Thanks. 416 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:59,083 - Where you heading? - Going to the staples center for the mccartney concert. 417 00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:01,016 - Oh, no kidding. - Yeah. 418 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,383 - Good. How was the flight? - It was all right. 419 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,350 It was all right. 420 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:11,450 How you doing, mr. Mcenroe? 421 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,983 Good. Good, thanks. 422 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,983 You let old charlie know whatever you need. 423 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,183 - Charlie's your guy. - All right, charlie. 424 00:19:19,317 --> 00:19:21,350 - Thanks. - Charlie is your man. Don't be shy. 425 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,817 Charlie, listen. Little tired right now, okay? Thanks. 426 00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:27,717 Hey, let me ask you something. Were you shy as a child? 427 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:29,884 - Were you shy? - Yeah yeah, I was actually. 428 00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:31,684 Like, I was shy when I was a kid. 429 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,350 People always saying, "don't be shy. Don't be shy." 430 00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,350 What, do you think you have control of being shy? 431 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,383 - You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. Yeah, I do. 432 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:41,817 Ever play ping pong? Ping pong's my game. I'll tell you something: 433 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,250 I think it's a lot harder than tennis, with all due respect. 434 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,517 I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with that, charlie. 435 00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:50,150 What do you do for fun? How does a john mcenroe have fun? 436 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,550 I like to be quiet now, believe it or not. 437 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,350 - You watch a lot of tv? - Lot of sports. 438 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:58,417 - You have allergies? - No allergies. 439 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:01,183 Do you believe in god, a god of some kind? 440 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,083 Yeah, I believe in a god, 441 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,717 and I'm wondering where he is right now. 442 00:20:04,884 --> 00:20:07,750 - You like life? - Yeah, I like life! 443 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,550 - Do you garden? - I don't garden, okay? 444 00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:13,750 If you talk to people who garden, they'll all tell you the same thing: 445 00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:16,283 they find it very relaxing and meditative. 446 00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:19,016 And it looks like it. I admit it. I'm jealous of the gardener. 447 00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:21,951 - Have you ever been jealous of a gardener? - No, I haven't, actually. 448 00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,550 - Are you married? - Yeah, I'm married! 449 00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:27,584 - I have sex once a week. How about you? 450 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,584 - Is that too personal? - Yeah, that's too personal, okay? 451 00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:32,283 What's the big deal to talk about that? 452 00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:34,550 I don't understand it. I have sex once a week-- 453 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,684 Good week, twice. But I can go more than one week. 454 00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:39,116 Hey, that's really interesting, okay, charlie? 455 00:20:39,217 --> 00:20:41,217 Oh my god. Hey, I need to make a stop 456 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,250 for two minutes-- would that be okay-- at this cemetery? 457 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,584 - In this cemetery? - Yeah, it's right here. I can't believe it. 458 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:49,250 I just need to make a stop just for a couple of minutes. 459 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:53,884 - All right, whatever. - Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. 460 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:57,050 - I appreciate that. You're a good man. - Yeah yeah. 461 00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:03,851 Hey, charlie, how long is this gonna take? 462 00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:06,650 I'll just be two minutes. Here, check out this freak book. 463 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,584 - It's a riot. - All right, fine. 464 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,584 - Great. Looks wonderful. - It's a lot of fun. 465 00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:13,784 Check out the freaks, mr. Mcenroe. 466 00:21:19,784 --> 00:21:23,150 It's not what you had. What you had was the best we have to offer. 467 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,417 It was absolutely spectacular. 468 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,317 Yeah, well, I'm done with that one. 469 00:21:28,484 --> 00:21:30,383 However, this is not bad. 470 00:21:30,484 --> 00:21:32,684 You have a nice class of people here 471 00:21:32,784 --> 00:21:35,584 and a nice view. 472 00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:37,116 It's quiet. 473 00:21:37,217 --> 00:21:40,116 Can I get a refund on the other plot? 474 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,951 No, I can't do that, 475 00:21:42,116 --> 00:21:44,650 but you can sell it privately if you like. 476 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,350 Okay, that's fair. Okay. 477 00:21:49,884 --> 00:21:53,250 I'll take it. 478 00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:07,250 What the fuck? 479 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,417 Charlie! 480 00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:38,317 What? This is not your limo. 481 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:40,150 No no no no no, 482 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,884 this is not your limo. This is somebody else's limo. 483 00:22:42,983 --> 00:22:45,684 I pay you. I do whatever. Just take my sister home. 484 00:22:45,784 --> 00:22:48,484 - Give him the money. - Look, the guy's coming. 485 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:51,884 My sister will... I know. I know. 486 00:22:51,983 --> 00:22:55,183 The guy's coming. Help him get into the car. 487 00:22:55,283 --> 00:22:57,183 - Charlie, what the hell? - Close the door. 488 00:22:57,283 --> 00:22:59,983 Just get out. Close the door. 489 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,717 They think it's their car. I don't know. 490 00:23:01,817 --> 00:23:03,283 - Get in, get in. - What is this? 491 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:05,350 Why is he coming in? Why are you-- 492 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,817 - It's his car. - What are you coming in for? 493 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:10,250 - We need to go home. - Where do you live? 494 00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:13,250 - What the fuck is-- - 22509th street. 495 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,884 I don't care where they live. Let's get 'em out of here. 496 00:23:15,983 --> 00:23:19,617 You know what? That's not that far from the staples center. 497 00:23:19,717 --> 00:23:22,717 - Yeah, right. Okay, great. - Thank you so much. 498 00:23:40,617 --> 00:23:43,450 Now we are nowhere near this place. 499 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:46,717 We are nowhere near-- I don't know where this place is. 500 00:23:46,817 --> 00:23:48,417 - I can't find this place. 501 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,550 - What? - You have to just make a left turn. 502 00:23:50,684 --> 00:23:52,050 No, this isn't close. 503 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:55,317 You said 8th street, right? This is not 8th street. 504 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:56,951 Charlie, I didn't pay for this. Come on! 505 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:59,450 All you have to do is make a left turn. 506 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:03,250 You told me to go this way. I went completely the wrong way. 507 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:05,917 - You're supposed to be a driver. - It's the other way, I think. 508 00:24:06,016 --> 00:24:08,283 Okay, you just said the word, "I think." don't think. 509 00:24:08,383 --> 00:24:10,083 Just follow my instructions! 510 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,183 I'm telling you, make a left turn! 511 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,450 Don't make this worse than it already is. 512 00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:18,717 Just make a left turn and take us home! 513 00:24:18,817 --> 00:24:20,884 This is all we need to do because my sister-- 514 00:24:21,016 --> 00:24:23,083 that's it. That's it! 515 00:24:23,183 --> 00:24:25,817 That's it. I can't take this anymore! 516 00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:28,283 Charlie, pull the car over. That's it! 517 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:30,283 Pull the car over, god damn it! 518 00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:33,784 I gotta get to the concert. I don't care about your fucking father. 519 00:24:33,884 --> 00:24:36,550 Pull over! I don't care about him, okay? 520 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:39,750 Charlie, get me to the show. Jesus christ! 521 00:24:39,851 --> 00:24:42,116 Come on, quick. Get out of here. 522 00:24:42,217 --> 00:24:43,917 What are you doing? 523 00:24:49,016 --> 00:24:52,083 Yeah, fuck you, too, all right? Yeah, kiss my-- ! 524 00:24:57,717 --> 00:25:00,383 - God, we made it, charlie? - We made it. 525 00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:02,016 - Yeah! - We made it, mac! 526 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,383 Hey, and this book-- I gotta tell you, this book is great. 527 00:25:04,517 --> 00:25:07,317 - Are you loving that freak book, huh? - This freak book is sick. 528 00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:10,016 You see, you were worried. I told you I'd get you here on time. 529 00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:13,217 I knew I was gonna make the show on time, but just worried about this pre-party. 530 00:25:13,317 --> 00:25:15,951 - I got this pass to this pre-party. It's awesome. - really? 531 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,484 Got any extra tickets? 532 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,350 What do you mean? You're a driver, man. 533 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:22,016 Hey, if the situation were reversed, I'd let you go. 534 00:25:22,116 --> 00:25:24,283 All right, fine. Fine, all right. 535 00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:25,750 You know what? We'll bring the freak book. 536 00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:28,083 What do you think? 537 00:25:28,183 --> 00:25:31,983 Hey, charlie, get me another beer. 538 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,283 - Charlie, come here. You gotta see this. - Mmm. 539 00:25:35,383 --> 00:25:37,884 I'm smashed. We're gonna need a driver. 540 00:25:37,983 --> 00:25:40,851 Charlie, thanks. I gotta tell you, 541 00:25:40,951 --> 00:25:43,951 this is awesome. Thank you for this book, man. 542 00:25:44,050 --> 00:25:46,417 - No no no, let me hold it. - You've been holding it the whole time. 543 00:25:46,484 --> 00:25:48,484 - I like it. - We'll split it. We'll share it. 544 00:25:48,584 --> 00:25:50,116 - All right, fine fine. - Okay. 545 00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:52,016 - Three legs! - Where? 546 00:25:52,116 --> 00:25:54,550 - There! - No no! 547 00:25:54,684 --> 00:25:56,584 - Three legs! What is that? - Pig nose. 548 00:25:56,684 --> 00:25:58,750 - It's a pig. It's a human pig! - Pig nose! 549 00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:00,584 Oh, god! 550 00:26:00,650 --> 00:26:02,217 - What a freak! - Oh my god, 551 00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:04,484 - what a freak! - It's heather. 552 00:26:09,283 --> 00:26:12,650 Who you calling a freak, you bald fuck? 553 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,383 Why would I call heather mills a freak? 554 00:26:14,484 --> 00:26:15,851 We weren't talking about her! 555 00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:18,050 I was talking about the book. There's freaks in here. 556 00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:20,217 See? Look. Four tits. You see the four tits? 557 00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:22,116 That's a freak. That's what I'm talking about. 558 00:26:22,217 --> 00:26:24,917 - Please, one more chance. - I was only talking about the book. 559 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,584 - Why would I do that? - This is all your fault! 560 00:26:27,684 --> 00:26:29,383 Why'd you bring that fucking book? 561 00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:32,050 - You yelled, "what a freak." - You yelled, "what a freak," too! 562 00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:33,983 You yelled it first. I was just following you! 563 00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:35,884 God damn it! We're gonna Miss the show now! 564 00:26:35,983 --> 00:26:38,050 - That's not my fault. - Bullshit! It is your fault. 565 00:26:38,150 --> 00:26:40,750 - No, it isn't. - God damn it, you're an asshole, you know that? 566 00:26:40,851 --> 00:26:42,617 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Fuck you! 567 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,584 - No, fuck you! - Fuck you! 568 00:26:44,684 --> 00:26:47,417 - Go get the fucking car. - Get a ride home. How about that? 569 00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:04,684 Holy shit! 570 00:27:04,784 --> 00:27:06,250 - Hey, lar. - Hey. 571 00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:08,083 - Returning the car. - Yeah, thanks. 572 00:27:08,217 --> 00:27:10,150 What's... What's... 573 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:14,050 - Her dad died yesterday. - Oh, jeez. 574 00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:15,717 If it's the neighbor again, 575 00:27:15,784 --> 00:27:18,350 say I'm sorry I'm crying. 576 00:27:18,484 --> 00:27:20,617 I'm sorry to hear about your father. 577 00:27:20,717 --> 00:27:24,617 So sudden, and he didn't wanna go, man. He fought it. 578 00:27:24,717 --> 00:27:27,350 He fought it like a trouper, that old asshole. 579 00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:30,283 What are we gonna do? I can't afford a funeral. 580 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,417 I can't afford anything. Where we gonna bury him? 581 00:27:37,183 --> 00:27:40,350 I think I can help you out.