1 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,483 Transcript by testexam 2 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:10,583 Curb Your Enthusiasm S06E03 "The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial" 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync by BloodLogic 4 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,684 Did you call Funkhouser? 5 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:19,684 No, I'll send a card or something. 6 00:00:19,784 --> 00:00:21,951 That's terrible, what happened to his mother. 7 00:00:22,051 --> 00:00:23,584 I know. 8 00:00:23,684 --> 00:00:25,917 I mean, driving a wheelchair, getting hit by a car? 9 00:00:26,017 --> 00:00:28,116 - That's unbelievable. - Wasn't a surprise. 10 00:00:28,216 --> 00:00:31,216 - No, it was not a surprise. - Completely reckless in that thing. 11 00:00:31,317 --> 00:00:34,116 Wow. You know, over on sunset, 12 00:00:34,216 --> 00:00:36,650 They got a memorial site all set up for her. 13 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,017 - Really? - Yep. Right where she got hit. 14 00:00:39,116 --> 00:00:41,283 - Huh. - All these flowers. 15 00:00:41,383 --> 00:00:44,017 You know what? He owes me $50 from golf. 16 00:00:44,116 --> 00:00:45,951 That's $50 you're never gonna see. 17 00:00:46,017 --> 00:00:48,850 - Never! Never gonna see that 50. - Never ever ever ever. 18 00:00:48,951 --> 00:00:51,517 You can't ask a mourner for $50. 19 00:00:56,884 --> 00:00:58,684 - Huh. - Uh-Huh. 20 00:00:58,784 --> 00:01:00,684 Well, i'm waiting. 21 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:02,417 Yeah, me too. 22 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:04,917 What are you waiting for? 23 00:01:05,017 --> 00:01:07,116 - What are you waiting for? - I'm waiting for you 24 00:01:07,216 --> 00:01:09,584 To offer me condolences for Funkhouser's mother. 25 00:01:09,684 --> 00:01:11,317 Yeah, that's what i'm waiting for from you. 26 00:01:11,417 --> 00:01:13,450 I am so much closer with Marty than you are. 27 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:15,116 I've known him so much longer. 28 00:01:15,216 --> 00:01:17,951 However long you've known him is irrelevant in this equation. 29 00:01:18,051 --> 00:01:19,850 All right, listen, i watered the plants. 30 00:01:19,951 --> 00:01:21,750 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 31 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,150 - Let's go get some ice cream. - Oh, that's just what he needs. 32 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,684 - Just what he needs. Go! Enjoy yourself. - That is a good idea! 33 00:01:26,784 --> 00:01:28,684 - Enjoy yourselves. - Thank you. 34 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,216 Oh, and Jeff! Don't forget, we've got the interview later 35 00:01:31,317 --> 00:01:32,984 For Sammy to get into Dryden. 36 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,951 - Very important. - I'm all good, don't worry about it. 37 00:01:36,051 --> 00:01:37,617 What's with you? When's your interview? 38 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,417 I think it's tomorrow. 39 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,483 It would be very nice if daryl and Keysha 40 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:43,650 Went to the same school as sammy. Wouldn't that be nice? 41 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,650 How do you know Sammy's getting in? 42 00:01:45,784 --> 00:01:48,317 Sammy happens to be a very very bright girl. 43 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:51,051 Yeah, well, Keysha and Daryl are no slouches, either. I can tell you that. 44 00:01:51,216 --> 00:01:53,650 - Well, good. - Daryl knows the whole multiplication table. 45 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,417 Well, that's great, Larry, 46 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,617 But i wouldn't take so much credit, because it's not your dna. 47 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,517 I sit up at night teaching it to 'em. 48 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:02,350 - Sammy knows multiplication and division. - All right, shut up! 49 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:04,350 - That's it, let's go! Come on. - Long division! 50 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,984 - Let's go. - What the heck? 51 00:02:11,517 --> 00:02:13,684 - I think i'll get Cheryl an ice cream. - Very nice. 52 00:02:13,784 --> 00:02:17,051 Yeah, well, on the days i want sex i'm a lot nicer. 53 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:19,417 - Really? - Oh, yeah, i'll be nice the whole day. 54 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:21,483 And then we'll have sex. 55 00:02:21,584 --> 00:02:23,417 And then i'll just go back to being the way i am. 56 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:25,584 - It's fascinating. - And it works for you. 57 00:02:25,684 --> 00:02:27,784 What is that banana thing? 58 00:02:27,884 --> 00:02:29,684 I love these people that come here, 59 00:02:29,784 --> 00:02:31,717 They get 10 samples, you know? 60 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:33,617 And it's not right for the woman working back there. 61 00:02:33,717 --> 00:02:36,350 She's got better things to do than just scooping out samples for them. 62 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:38,317 They're all so good. 63 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:40,984 But what... what is this... oh... choc... chocolate... 64 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:43,517 Look at this. People are waiting. That's not right. 65 00:02:43,617 --> 00:02:45,150 No, it's not. 66 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,350 You know, i shouldn't be eating ice cream. 67 00:02:48,483 --> 00:02:50,317 - No, you shouldn't. - No, i really shouldn't. 68 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,850 I don't know what i came here for. 69 00:02:51,884 --> 00:02:53,850 I can't even be... you mind if i go? 70 00:02:53,951 --> 00:02:56,417 - 'Cause if i stay here i'll have no self-Control. - Get out of here! 71 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:58,483 - All right, bye. - Get out. 72 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:03,350 Can i try the ras... raspberry chocolate, whatever that is? 73 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:06,817 Got a long wait. 74 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,417 -- ooh, could i try the tiramisu? 75 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:10,083 It's good. That's a good one. 76 00:03:10,183 --> 00:03:11,817 That's a good one. Get that. Get that. 77 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,617 - I think i will. Thank you. - Yeah, get that. 78 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:15,450 And i think i'd like to try the banana, please. 79 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:16,984 Banana! 80 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:18,984 It might taste like... 81 00:03:19,051 --> 00:03:22,150 - Let me guess, a banana? - And some chocolate. 82 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:25,150 - I mean this is really rid... this is so rude. - Just the plain chocolate. 83 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,350 You know, you're like a sample abuser. That's what you are. 84 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:30,051 - What is the matter with you? - You're abusing your sampling privileges. 85 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:33,051 - One... two samples, the most. - What do you think they have these little spoons for? 86 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,951 - You can't just go on sample after sample... no you can't! - Oh, yes, i can! 87 00:03:36,051 --> 00:03:38,650 You know what? I'm just gonna have the plain vanilla, please. 88 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:41,650 - Thank you. - Oh! A decision's been made! 89 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:43,417 Oh, we got vanilla! 90 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:45,617 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 91 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,550 Vanilla! She winds up with vanilla. 92 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:52,550 You got to be kidding me. 93 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,350 How is the vanilla? 94 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,317 -- Hey! Funkhouser! 95 00:04:03,784 --> 00:04:06,183 My god, i can't believe it. 96 00:04:06,317 --> 00:04:07,784 You're out? 97 00:04:07,884 --> 00:04:09,717 - What are you... what are you doing? - Well, uh... 98 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,383 This helps my emotions. 99 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:13,283 Jogging's the best thing for me. 100 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,917 So, mourners... mourners exercise? 101 00:04:16,017 --> 00:04:18,183 - I didn't know that. - I don't know if mourners exercise. 102 00:04:18,283 --> 00:04:20,450 - It's just good for me. - Interesting. 103 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:22,650 I'm gonna remember that next time 104 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:24,984 I lose a close member of my family. 105 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,717 Yeah. Jogging. 106 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:28,283 - Helps everything. - By the way, 107 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:30,417 I called your house. I left a condolence message. 108 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:32,083 I never got a return call. 109 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:35,083 Well, i had a few things on my mind. 110 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:37,183 Yeah, still... 111 00:04:37,283 --> 00:04:39,083 It's a little discourteous. 112 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:42,550 - Let me explain something to you. - Sure. 113 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,483 I lost my dad a year ago. 114 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,550 My mother just died. 115 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:48,684 I'm an orphan, okay? 116 00:04:48,784 --> 00:04:50,784 - You're a what? - I'm an orphan. 117 00:04:50,884 --> 00:04:52,750 - Orphan? - Yeah, an orphan! 118 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,750 You're a little too old to be an orphan. 119 00:04:54,850 --> 00:04:56,116 No, if you don't have parents you're an orphan. 120 00:04:56,216 --> 00:04:57,417 You could be 70 and be an orphan? 121 00:04:57,517 --> 00:04:59,116 You could be 100 and be an orphan! 122 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,584 - You can't be 100 and be an orphan. - Yeah, you can! 123 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:03,784 Okay. Little orphan Funkhouser. 124 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,784 Let me ask you something... 125 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:08,183 One of the things that bothers me a lot in life, 126 00:05:08,283 --> 00:05:11,017 Is when ice cream drips down the side of a cone. Doesn't that bother you? 127 00:05:11,116 --> 00:05:14,450 That's why you have to be very vigilant when you're eating ice cream cones. 128 00:05:14,584 --> 00:05:16,850 Look, there's a little drip. Get it! 129 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:19,150 Oh, another drip! Got it! 130 00:05:19,317 --> 00:05:21,250 Are you coming to the funeral? 131 00:05:21,317 --> 00:05:23,617 Of course i'm coming to the funeral. 132 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,150 Okay, i'm gonna give you the $50 i owe you for the golf bet. 133 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,584 - Oh my god! - Hold this. 134 00:05:27,684 --> 00:05:29,250 $50... i forgot all about it, the $50. 135 00:05:29,317 --> 00:05:31,150 - Yeah. - Great! 136 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:34,483 - What are you doing? - Taking off my shoe. I got money in the shoe. 137 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,951 - What?! - There you go. 138 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:41,483 Ugh! 139 00:05:41,584 --> 00:05:42,850 - Take the $50! - No, i don't want it. 140 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,850 - Take the $50! - I'd really rather not. 141 00:05:44,951 --> 00:05:46,850 - I don't want that 50 from your sweaty... - Take the 50 bucks. 142 00:05:46,951 --> 00:05:49,584 - Disgusting sock and sneaker. - This is the payoff. 143 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:51,884 That's... i don't want that 50. Give me a clean 50. 144 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,250 - This is the 50 i have. - I'm not touching that 50. I don't want it. 145 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:55,617 - Take the 50. - No! 146 00:05:55,717 --> 00:05:57,350 - Then i'm not paying you! - What? 147 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,417 - I'm not paying you. This is the $50. - You owe me $50! 148 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:00,984 - What if... - This is $50! 149 00:06:01,051 --> 00:06:03,350 It's perfectly fine. 150 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:05,784 See? $50. 151 00:06:05,884 --> 00:06:07,617 - All right, this is bullshit. - Take it. 152 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,216 Hold it out. Hold it out, fold it up. 153 00:06:11,216 --> 00:06:13,317 Fold it... that's it, okay. 154 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:16,150 Put it in my pocket. 155 00:06:16,216 --> 00:06:17,951 Yeah, okay. Put it in there. 156 00:06:19,784 --> 00:06:20,951 Thank you. 157 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,450 - Hey, Cheryl. - What's up, l.D.? 158 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:26,784 - Hey! - What you got there? 159 00:06:26,884 --> 00:06:29,083 - Ice cream. - Ice cream? 160 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,350 Ooh! I love ice cream. What flavor did you bring us? 161 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:34,216 Actually, uh... 162 00:06:34,317 --> 00:06:36,617 I just kinda got it for... 163 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:37,951 For Cheryl. 164 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:39,850 You just brought some ice cream just for Cheryl? 165 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:41,617 You didn't bring none to share with us? 166 00:06:41,717 --> 00:06:44,150 Well, see, here's the thing. I'm not really used to... 167 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,317 Thinking about other people other than Cheryl. 168 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:48,784 - Oh. - So, it's not like i did it on purpose. 169 00:06:48,884 --> 00:06:50,984 - Uh-Huh. - The thought just didn't even enter my mind. 170 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:53,483 It's not like it entered my mind and i thought "no, the hell with them." 171 00:06:53,617 --> 00:06:56,517 See the difference? Sin of comission, omission. 172 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,984 That's a sin of omission, much better than the comission. 173 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,517 I think it's an omission/comission thing. 174 00:07:00,617 --> 00:07:01,884 But you still forgot about us. 175 00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:04,617 So next time, just bring like the family-Order size... 176 00:07:04,784 --> 00:07:06,450 - I will. - ... that they got there. 177 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,350 - I will. I'm sorry, Loretta. - That's all right. 178 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:09,984 - I forgive you. - Thank you. 179 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:11,517 - Hey, Cheryl. - Hey. 180 00:07:11,684 --> 00:07:13,784 Hey. Got you ice cream! 181 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:16,717 Did you just get in a fight with someone at the ice cream shop? 182 00:07:17,717 --> 00:07:18,984 Uh... yeah. 183 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,517 Yeah, well, what happened? 184 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,984 Well, this woman was taking a lot of samples... 185 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,984 - Let me just tell Loretta something. - Yeah. 186 00:07:27,116 --> 00:07:28,684 This woman that he's talking about 187 00:07:28,784 --> 00:07:31,650 Is the dean of admissions at dryden school. 188 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,917 -- That nice school we was trying to get the kids in? 189 00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:35,717 Yeah. Now, there's a problem with their application. 190 00:07:35,817 --> 00:07:36,984 But how do you even know about this? 191 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,984 Because i just got a phone call, Larry. 192 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,550 - Ooh. - Let me just say this, okay? 193 00:07:41,617 --> 00:07:43,450 The woman was standing in front of the counter 194 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,051 Getting sample after sample. She had 10 samples! 195 00:07:46,183 --> 00:07:48,417 - You're allowed to do that. - You're allowed to get free samples. 196 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:49,884 - No, you're not allowed... - Yes, you are. 197 00:07:50,051 --> 00:07:51,817 Why you think they get them little, bitty, cute spoons there? 198 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:54,817 - I know why they got they got the cute spoons. - So you can take... 199 00:07:54,951 --> 00:07:57,083 Maybe one or two. Don't abuse your sampling privilege! 200 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:58,884 She abused the sampling privilege. 201 00:07:58,984 --> 00:08:00,517 - And you know what else? - What? 202 00:08:00,617 --> 00:08:02,884 I was also watching out for the counterwoman as well. 203 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,917 If she had a problem with that woman, 204 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,183 Don't you think she would say "excuse me, ma'am"? 205 00:08:07,283 --> 00:08:09,083 No no! 'Cause she's always told the customer's right. 206 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:12,017 And inact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole. 207 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,817 But you know something, Larry? You should've mind your business on this one. 208 00:08:14,984 --> 00:08:18,017 She was breaking the rules. She wasn't following the rules of society. 209 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:20,083 - What rules? - The unwritten rules 210 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,617 That we have as we go about our day! 211 00:08:22,717 --> 00:08:25,684 - Like what? - Like at night, you tiptoe. 212 00:08:25,784 --> 00:08:29,450 That's an unwritten rule. You tiptoe so you don't wake people up. 213 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:32,150 You tiptoe. There's no sign, "tiptoe." 214 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,083 You just have to be smart enough 215 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:35,817 And considerate enough to do it. 216 00:08:35,951 --> 00:08:38,917 Okay, well, you know what? I'm glad that you're so pleased with yourself 217 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:41,116 Because now Keysha and Daryl are not going to get 218 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:42,917 The education that we were hoping they'd get. 219 00:08:43,017 --> 00:08:44,383 That's a real good school, Larry. 220 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,650 And we've been working on that for so long. 221 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,083 - Good school. - Courting that woman. 222 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,350 What you gonna do, l.D.? 223 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:54,017 I'll go and... i'll go apologize. 224 00:08:54,183 --> 00:08:56,383 That... that's nice. 225 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,917 You know what else? I'll get her some flowers too. 226 00:08:59,017 --> 00:09:00,784 That's a good start. I'm down with that. 227 00:09:00,884 --> 00:09:02,650 - That sounds good. - You like the flower idea? 228 00:09:02,717 --> 00:09:04,717 That's a good one. 'Cause i want them kids in that school. 229 00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:06,617 I'm... i'm gonna rectify it. 230 00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,350 I'm a great rectifier. That's what i do. 231 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:11,550 I break down, i rectify. 232 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:13,283 Just say i'm sorry, 233 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:16,017 We love the school, and... and leave. 234 00:09:16,116 --> 00:09:17,917 You... you don't need to tell me 235 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,550 How to apologize to people. 236 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:22,283 I've been apologizing to people since i'm six years old 237 00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:24,917 On a daily basis. I pretty much have it down. 238 00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:27,750 - So you got this? - Is it always effective? 239 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:29,750 - Your apologies? - Pretty effective. 240 00:09:29,884 --> 00:09:31,483 Okay, go. 241 00:09:31,617 --> 00:09:34,083 Hey hey, how about a thank you? I bought you some ice cream. 242 00:09:34,183 --> 00:09:35,717 Yeah, one scoop for the whole house. 243 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:38,017 - Thank you, Larry. - I'm nice! 244 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:39,517 I got you the ice cream! 245 00:09:39,617 --> 00:09:41,250 There's no acknowledgment of that? 246 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:44,750 Hey, mr. David, i finished up all the painting. 247 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,017 It's... well, 11:20 now, 248 00:09:47,116 --> 00:09:49,450 I got here at 9:20, so... 249 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:51,483 That's a couple hours, 50 bucks. 250 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,717 I'm hoping you're pleased with it now. 251 00:09:53,817 --> 00:09:56,283 Umm, let me ask you a question. 252 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:59,017 - Mm-Hmm? - I mean, i really don't care about it. 253 00:09:59,116 --> 00:10:02,116 It doesn't make a difference to me either way, but i'm just curious 254 00:10:02,283 --> 00:10:05,483 Because i know when i left you were in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. 255 00:10:05,617 --> 00:10:08,383 - Now i came back and you're in the bathroom again. - Yeah. 256 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,083 So i'm kinda be charged for what, like a half hour of your toilet time? 257 00:10:12,183 --> 00:10:13,817 Oh, no no no. 258 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,183 It's just kind of all-Inclusive. 259 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,116 Yeah, i don't really punch a clock, right? 260 00:10:18,216 --> 00:10:20,283 - You don't punch a clock, do you? - I don't punch a clock. 261 00:10:20,383 --> 00:10:22,784 I don't charge people for going on the toilet, though. 262 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:25,951 - All right, but that's okay. Doesn't matter, either way. - Great, thank you. 263 00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:27,584 - $50? - I appreciate that. 264 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,951 - Whoa. - There you go. 265 00:10:32,051 --> 00:10:34,684 - What's that? - It's $50. 266 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,317 Uh... you know... 267 00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:39,116 You don't want it? 268 00:10:39,216 --> 00:10:41,350 - No, i want money, but... - Take it. 269 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:43,850 It's a good 50! 270 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:45,550 You don't want it? 271 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:47,750 No, i just don't know where you dragged that thing out of. 272 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,850 I mean, you know, that's... 273 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:52,216 I... i think... do you have any other money, or... 274 00:10:53,817 --> 00:10:55,450 Fine. 275 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,250 Change... 276 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,450 I got, uh... 277 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:04,417 $45.90. 278 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,717 - $45.90? - Yeah. 279 00:11:06,784 --> 00:11:08,450 Or... 280 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,450 I can give you the 50. 281 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,984 No. 282 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,083 I'll take the $45.90. 283 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,417 Thank you. 284 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:22,617 Okay. 285 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,250 I'm gonna get these. 286 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,884 All right. Those are 35. 287 00:11:27,984 --> 00:11:29,550 Okay. 288 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,817 No. 289 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:45,150 Hey, Funkhouser. 290 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,717 Call me back. No one's taking this 50. I can't get rid of it. 291 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,684 I'll be home in an hour. 292 00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,083 -- As you know, my wife and I 293 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:36,116 Took in a homeless family who were victims of hurricane edna. 294 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:40,450 And... and i was so anxious to bring 'em the ice cream back 295 00:12:40,617 --> 00:12:44,717 That perhaps i was a little too impatient in the store with you. 296 00:12:44,817 --> 00:12:46,283 And i... i'm... 297 00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:48,383 Completely apologize. I'm so sorry, but... 298 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,250 - I was just thinking about those kids... - Right. 299 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,017 ...waiting for that ice cream that they haven't had in months. 300 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,984 And when i got home, finally, they said, 301 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,450 - "Oh, daddy, what took"... you know they call me daddy. - Oh, really? 302 00:12:58,550 --> 00:13:00,417 - Yeah, it's really sweet. - That's nice. That's very nice. 303 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:01,984 I really love being called daddy. 304 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,051 I don't particularly like children, 305 00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,116 - That's why i don't really have any. - Uh-Huh. 306 00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:09,216 - But i like being called daddy. - Yes yes. I can see. 307 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:12,350 It... i've never felt anything like that before in my life. 308 00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:14,350 "Daddy, daddy! You got the ice cream!" 309 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:16,250 - Uh-Huh. - "What took so long, daddy?" 310 00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:18,383 And i said, "well, you know, 311 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:20,984 I had a little incident at the ice cream store. 312 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,750 But anyway, i'd love for you to have these flowers 313 00:13:24,817 --> 00:13:27,450 And accept my heartfelt and humble apology. 314 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:29,017 Apology accepted. 315 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:31,083 - Mmm! - Thank you so much. 316 00:13:31,183 --> 00:13:34,617 - Oh, they smell wonderful. - Aren't they beautiful? 317 00:13:34,717 --> 00:13:37,684 Well, you know, it's just such a rare thing for someone to come in 318 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,750 And just admit right off the top, 319 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,850 I was at fault. It was me, i was rude. 320 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:44,483 I was obnoxious, i'm not such a great person. 321 00:13:44,584 --> 00:13:47,216 It's just really refreshing. It's really rare. 322 00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:49,483 Saying all that, i am a pretty good person. 323 00:13:49,584 --> 00:13:51,483 - I did take in a homeless family. - Yes. 324 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:53,550 Excuse me one moment. Kelly! 325 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,984 Could you come in for a sec? 326 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,017 - Anyway... - Well, hold on. 327 00:13:58,116 --> 00:13:59,850 We're gonna need a vase for this. 328 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,483 - Ooh, ooh! Fabric samples! - Fabric samples. 329 00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:05,183 Fabric samples. They're so beautiful. 330 00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:07,884 - Mmm. - What are you doing with the fabrics? 331 00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:09,750 - Oh, i'm gonna redo this couch. - Oh. 332 00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:11,784 Is this the one i chose? 333 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,116 Uh, no, actually. Wasn't that the one that you wanted? 334 00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,017 Oh, yes, but now i want this. 335 00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:19,017 Yeah, she... she doesn't know what to do. 336 00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:22,051 - No, i don't. - Yeah, you really liked the red tones. 337 00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:23,784 I know. I know, i did. 338 00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:26,051 - I like the one you chose. - The one i chose... 339 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,750 - I'll... - Yeah, i will see you tomorrow then, i guess. 340 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:31,150 - I'll see you tomorrow for our interview. - Yeah, that's right. 341 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:34,051 Oh, god, see, there's this kind of turquoise color in here. 342 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,850 - It's just... - They're all nice. 343 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,417 - They're lovely. - Yes, they are. 344 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,317 They are all nice, that's the problem. 345 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,951 Yeah, that's what you need to do, you need to pick one, see? 346 00:14:42,116 --> 00:14:43,951 If only it were that simple. 347 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,717 - Yeah. It is that simple, really. - Yeah, but see the blue? 348 00:14:46,884 --> 00:14:48,717 You want them all, you can't have them all. 349 00:14:48,884 --> 00:14:50,717 - I want them all. - You got to kinda take one. 350 00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:52,584 - I'll see you tomorrow. - All right, okay. 351 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,350 - Oh, god, what do i do? - Take it, pick it out. 352 00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,884 You still want me to take this one. 353 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,884 -- I'm home! 354 00:15:28,984 --> 00:15:32,817 One for you and one for you. 355 00:15:32,884 --> 00:15:35,617 What? L.D., this is nice. 356 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,617 My two favorite girls. Come on, give it up. 357 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:39,884 Aw! 358 00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:41,817 - So it went well? - I broke it down... 359 00:15:41,951 --> 00:15:44,884 - And i rectified. - You rectified? 360 00:15:44,984 --> 00:15:46,350 - See this hand? - Uh-Huh. 361 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,350 That's where she just had some lunch. 362 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,784 - That's what i'm talking about. - So the application is okay 363 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:54,350 - And everything's back on track? - It's so on track. 364 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,817 - So on track. - You couldn't shake that train off. 365 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,550 - The kids are gonna appreciate that. - Larry. 366 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,650 These are real nice, l.D. 367 00:16:00,817 --> 00:16:02,350 That is so sweet. Thank you. 368 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:04,617 - I'm gonna put these in some water. - Okay. 369 00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:06,183 All right. 370 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:07,917 Put 'em in... put 'em in something 371 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,550 - And then, you know. - What are you doing? 372 00:16:09,717 --> 00:16:11,550 - Come on upstairs. - Go upstairs? 373 00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:13,317 - Come on. - Let me put it in some water. 374 00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,350 Yeah, that can wait just one second. 375 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:25,383 Hey! 376 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,550 Why did you leave that stupid message on my answering machine? 377 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:31,984 - What? - I don't want to hear about the money anymore. 378 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,017 No one will take this money. I couldn't give it to a bum. 379 00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:37,150 Listen to me. I don't care about the money. 380 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,383 Someone stole flowers 381 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:43,450 That were marking the spot where my mother was hit in her wheelchair. 382 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,984 - Really? - Yes. 383 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,650 I'm not a violent person. But if i find this guy, 384 00:16:49,784 --> 00:16:51,617 I don't know what i'm gonna do to him. 385 00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:58,017 - Hmm. - I can't believe that a human being would do that. 386 00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:01,216 How would you even know the flowers are missing? 387 00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:04,051 I keep track of it. I drive by there 10 times a day. 388 00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:08,283 Okay, you know what? You should go home now. 389 00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:11,383 Don't worry about the 50. I don't even care about it anymore. 390 00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:13,584 You know... 391 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,684 What is that i smell? 392 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,150 What? There's no smell. What do you mean? 393 00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:18,951 That's a white lily. 394 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,784 I don't even know what... what... a white lily? 395 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,584 I know a white lily. 396 00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,417 - Huh? - I've got a good sense of smell. 397 00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,917 What are you doing? 398 00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,684 Where are you going? 399 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,051 There they are. I knew it! 400 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,350 - Hi, Marty. - Hi, how are you, Cheryl? 401 00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,684 - Boy, those are beautiful. - Thank you. 402 00:17:37,784 --> 00:17:40,617 - Where'd you get 'em? - Larry just brought 'em home for me. 403 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,750 Where'd you get the flowers? 404 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:46,250 Um... where'd i get those? 405 00:17:46,383 --> 00:17:48,951 - Oh, ventura boulevard. - What store? 406 00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:50,584 What was it? 407 00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:52,150 Uh... 408 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:54,750 Where can i find a vase? 409 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,383 Did you take the flowers at my mother's site? 410 00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:00,917 - What? - What? 411 00:18:01,017 --> 00:18:03,550 They wouldn't take the 50 at the flower store! 412 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,250 - How could you do that?! - Oh, god. 413 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,984 Why? There are so many of them. 414 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,784 - I didn't know it was such a big... - So many of them?! 415 00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:10,850 - Is that such a bad thing? - They're not there to pick! 416 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:13,517 - You are the lowest of the low. - I cannot believe you. 417 00:18:13,617 --> 00:18:15,884 I have never heard anything like that in my life. 418 00:18:15,984 --> 00:18:18,350 - How many flowers does she need? - You took flowers 419 00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,116 - From Marty's mother? - Are these from a graveyard? 420 00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:22,617 Not a graveyard. It's a roadside memorial. 421 00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:24,250 It's not such a... come on! 422 00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,116 How could you do this? And you know what? 423 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:29,884 I am missing one! Where's the third bunch? 424 00:18:30,951 --> 00:18:32,517 - I-I... - There were three bouquets. 425 00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:35,784 - I know where it is. - He will get you that bouquet. 426 00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:38,350 I feel sorry for you. 427 00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:41,517 If you weren't my best friend, 428 00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:43,083 I would take my bare hands 429 00:18:43,183 --> 00:18:45,150 And pop your head off your neck. 430 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,317 He's not my best friend. 431 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,951 You better get those flowers! 432 00:18:54,951 --> 00:18:56,684 Quick question... 433 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:59,784 Is the other bouquet in the dean's office? 434 00:18:59,884 --> 00:19:01,684 Mmm... well... 435 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,150 Yeah. 436 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,784 That's great. 437 00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:08,317 - I'm gonna go get it. - Yeah. That's good. 438 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:10,517 And then after i get 'em back... 439 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,083 - Anything i can do to... - Get back upstairs? 440 00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:17,450 Yeah. 441 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:19,550 Ummm... 442 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,884 I do like that perfume belle fille. 443 00:19:21,984 --> 00:19:24,183 - Belle fille. - That would make me happy. 444 00:19:24,317 --> 00:19:27,517 - I know where it is. On wilshire blvd, right? - Yes. 445 00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:29,517 - That store on... - That's only place that sells it. 446 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:31,817 Yes! Belle fille. 447 00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:34,150 You... you got it. 448 00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:29,017 - Can i just add to it please? - Sure. 449 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,083 - Thanks. - Oh. 450 00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:34,083 Wait wait wait, you know what? I really like that too. 451 00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:35,417 Are you looking for anything in particular? 452 00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:38,550 You know what? I'm not, but these are wonderful. 453 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,051 Try that one. That one's amazing. 454 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,283 So it's all sort of a new line? 455 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,051 Yeah, those and we've got different ones. 456 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:46,350 These are two citrus, that one's... i know. 457 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,250 - I love that. - So good, right? 458 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:51,216 Buy it. Buy it. It's a good one. 459 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,017 - Get that one. - This is a little bit like peppered with cinnamon. 460 00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:56,017 - Uh-Huh. - It's good. 461 00:20:56,116 --> 00:20:58,550 Good, buy it. That's a good one. 462 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,750 Um, i was looking for something actually also 463 00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:03,750 Which is very much like that. 464 00:21:03,884 --> 00:21:05,750 - Actually, i have this one at home. - Do you really? 465 00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:07,450 It's good. 466 00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:09,984 - Can't really sample. - Se, not a big fan. 467 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,550 You know? You can't sample everything in the world. 468 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:14,917 It's just impossible. We'd all like to try everything. 469 00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:16,817 Even though i'd love to, just can't. 470 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,717 There's people in line, people got to go places. 471 00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:22,350 I go to a restaurant, can i get everything on the menu? 472 00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:24,550 I'd love to. Who doesn't want everything on the menu? 473 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,317 You can't, you got to order one thing. That's all. 474 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,951 I'm done. I'm gonna take that. 475 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,917 Thank you very much. 476 00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:33,750 The sampling thing has got to, you know, 477 00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:35,550 We got to put an end to it, you know? 478 00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:37,283 I'd like to be with a lot of women, 479 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:40,350 I can't sample every woman. You know what i'm talking about? 480 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:42,650 - What can i get for you? - Yeah, belle fille. 481 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,817 It's that one. 482 00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:48,650 - Here you are. - You got it, that's great. 483 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,517 Sorry, i think that's the last one. 484 00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:54,383 I was on line ahead of him. I was ahead of him. 485 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:56,550 Yeah, well, you shouldn't have changed lines. 486 00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:01,317 Can i get you something else? 487 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,550 No, i don't want anything else. You have a line problem in this store. 488 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:05,483 The lines move completely disproportionately. 489 00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:07,383 You know, there's a way to fix that too. 490 00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:10,317 Like they do in disneyland, you know, how the line snakes around. 491 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:12,750 Go into a deli, you take a number. 492 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,283 So it's fair, that's all. 493 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:17,584 'Cause you probably don't add up stuff at the same rate. 494 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:19,750 There's a way to solve it... one line. 495 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:21,116 It's not a crazy idea. 496 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,917 They wouldn't have stoned me back 1000 years ago 497 00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,283 For bringing up the one-Line idea. 498 00:22:25,383 --> 00:22:27,750 There's one line, everybody feels good. 499 00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:30,083 They don't feel they're being cheated. 500 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,216 You have a rope, you rope it off, 501 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,951 And people move up fair and square. 502 00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:36,483 Nobody's going "oh oh, i can't move." 503 00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:38,116 You know, look at them, look at me. 504 00:22:38,216 --> 00:22:39,750 That's all, one line. 505 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:42,750 All right. You know. 506 00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:48,850 So Sammy would be in seventh? 507 00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:51,317 Correct, yes. And she's having her bat mitzvah this year. 508 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,850 - That's wonderful. - Yes, she'll be 13. 509 00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:54,383 How is that going? Is she enjoying it? 510 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:56,483 -- I have to tell you, 511 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,584 The way she's learning her haphtarah... 512 00:22:58,717 --> 00:23:02,017 Because she's actually understanding. 513 00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:05,784 - That's very impressive. - And it's proving interesting. 514 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,216 ...and understanding the meaning of what she's saying, 515 00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:09,784 Which is so important to me. 516 00:23:09,884 --> 00:23:11,884 - Of course, of course. - Yeah. 517 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,017 That's lovely. 518 00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:17,984 - I think these traditions are very important. -- Yes, it is important. 519 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,984 - It's a rite of passage. - Yes, exactly. 520 00:23:24,617 --> 00:23:26,684 And hobbies... does she have any? 521 00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:44,350 - Hey, hi. -- Hello. 522 00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:46,083 -- Hey. - Mr. David. 523 00:23:46,183 --> 00:23:48,717 - What are you doing here? - Oh nothing, i was just... 524 00:23:48,817 --> 00:23:51,283 Driving by the building. I knew you guys were here for your interview. 525 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:53,517 I thought we'd go out, have a cup of coffee, discuss the interview. 526 00:23:53,617 --> 00:23:55,283 'Cause our kids could be going together. 527 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,517 - Our kids could be going together. -- Yeah. 528 00:23:57,617 --> 00:24:00,250 - He was here earlier today. - Really, why? 529 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,784 To apologize to me 530 00:24:02,884 --> 00:24:05,951 For being rude, obnoxious and uncivil in the ice cream store. 531 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,984 She was taking a lot of time in the ice cream store sampling... 532 00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,684 But he brought me a lovely bouquet of flowers in apology. 533 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:12,750 - They're right... -- Uh-Huh. 534 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,984 -- Kelly, where are the flowers? 535 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,884 They were just there. 536 00:24:16,984 --> 00:24:18,450 I just put 'em right there. 537 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,183 Well, where did they go? 538 00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:27,517 This is fucking great, Larry! 539 00:24:27,617 --> 00:24:29,717 Now Sammy's kicked out too. 540 00:24:29,817 --> 00:24:31,917 Just knowing you is a liability. 541 00:24:31,984 --> 00:24:34,283 We were in there, we're having the interview, it's nice. 542 00:24:34,417 --> 00:24:37,083 It looks like they're going to accept her. And then you show up! 543 00:24:37,183 --> 00:24:38,617 I don't know what to say. 544 00:24:38,717 --> 00:24:40,517 I'm real... i'm... i'm sorry. 545 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:44,283 You know, these are children's lives we're talking about, Larry. 546 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,216 Their future is in our hands. 547 00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:48,216 You don't understand, you just became a parent. 548 00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:50,283 - But you have to take responsibility. - I-I believe... 549 00:24:50,450 --> 00:24:52,750 - I believe the children are our future. -- Oh, you know what? 550 00:24:52,817 --> 00:24:55,283 You have ruined my life! You have ruined my life! 551 00:24:55,383 --> 00:24:58,017 - I have to live with this now! - Oh, you bet he does! 552 00:24:58,116 --> 00:25:00,617 Oh, do you hear that? I am fucked! 553 00:25:00,717 --> 00:25:02,984 And you fucked me! Hard! 554 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,650 She'll get into another school. 555 00:25:04,784 --> 00:25:06,650 We don't want another school. We want this school! 556 00:25:06,784 --> 00:25:08,550 We did all our research for this school, man. 557 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:13,083 Can i have those flowers? 558 00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:14,917 You want the flowers? 559 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:17,083 Take the fucking flowers! 560 00:25:40,383 --> 00:25:43,283 Is that what this looked like when you stole it? 561 00:25:43,383 --> 00:25:45,083 What? Problem? 562 00:25:45,183 --> 00:25:46,717 Yeah, a big problem. 563 00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:48,517 - No good? 564 00:25:48,617 --> 00:25:51,216 - No good, no. - Well, that's... that's the way i got 'em. 565 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,483 Come on, what? What's wrong? 566 00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:56,383 They should all stand up. That's what flowers do when they're healthy. 567 00:25:57,951 --> 00:25:59,817 - Right. - Stop picking up the petals, okay? 568 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,383 Well, i don't want to make a mess in your house. 569 00:26:01,483 --> 00:26:03,283 Don't worry about it. You made enough of a mess. 570 00:26:03,383 --> 00:26:04,850 - Okay, i'm... i'm sorry. - Okay? 571 00:26:04,951 --> 00:26:06,584 - Okay. - Who are all these people? 572 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,817 They're friends and relatives from out of town. 573 00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:11,350 They came in for tomorrow's funeral. 574 00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:12,917 - Is that Lewis? - Yeah. 575 00:26:13,017 --> 00:26:14,383 Hey! 576 00:26:14,483 --> 00:26:16,283 Hey. 577 00:26:16,383 --> 00:26:18,850 - What are you doing? - I got to get out of here. 578 00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:20,984 I just... i just came here to pay my respects 579 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,283 Because i... i can't go to the funeral. 580 00:26:23,383 --> 00:26:26,116 -- God, look at these vultures going for that food! 581 00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:28,417 -- These... these people, they don't even chew. 582 00:26:28,483 --> 00:26:31,550 You know, i bet if you threw a quarter down, there'd be a stampede. 583 00:26:31,650 --> 00:26:34,116 You know that? This... i got to... 584 00:26:34,216 --> 00:26:35,750 I got to get out of here. 585 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:38,383 I got the willies from this whole... this whole place, man. 586 00:26:38,483 --> 00:26:40,951 - What... what is that? - That's his mother's shrine. 587 00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:44,650 That's where Marty put all the things she cherished in life... 588 00:26:44,817 --> 00:26:47,383 He gathered like some psycho and put it on the table. 589 00:26:47,483 --> 00:26:49,917 I... i got to go. 590 00:27:00,017 --> 00:27:01,584 Cheryl, i'm home! 591 00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:03,517 - Look what i drew. - Yeah, okay, yeah. 592 00:27:03,650 --> 00:27:05,150 - Hey, Larry! - Yeah, get away. 593 00:27:05,283 --> 00:27:06,550 Yeah. 594 00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:08,550 I got the perfume! 595 00:27:14,116 --> 00:27:16,017 - You smell good. - Thank you. 596 00:27:16,116 --> 00:27:18,383 Hey, you want to go to my sister's after the service? 597 00:27:18,483 --> 00:27:20,051 I don't think so. 598 00:27:24,383 --> 00:27:26,650 -- Thanks for coming. -- Sure. 599 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,984 Sorry, man. 600 00:27:40,483 --> 00:27:42,684 Hey, thanks so much for coming, appreciate it. 601 00:27:53,483 --> 00:27:55,684 Do you smell something? 602 00:27:56,951 --> 00:27:59,584 Yes, what is that? 603 00:27:59,684 --> 00:28:01,483 That's mom's perfume. 604 00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:05,216 You're right. 605 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,483 It's so strong. 606 00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:14,917 - It's like she's here with us. 607 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,051 Hey, somebody dropped a 50!