1 00:00:06,783 --> 00:00:09,783 Transcript by Testexam 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync by BloodLogic 3 00:00:14,603 --> 00:00:16,037 - Okay, fine. - Let's go. 4 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,870 - Can I take a break? - No! 5 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:19,603 - Why? - Let's push through his. 6 00:00:19,736 --> 00:00:22,104 Work it, come on, yeah, so we can get this done. 7 00:00:22,237 --> 00:00:24,736 This house feels like a hotel to me. 8 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:26,837 - Hotel, really? - Yeah. 9 00:00:26,937 --> 00:00:29,703 She's right about that. It's not as nice as the other house. 10 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:33,337 - I agree with you. It's not as nice. 11 00:00:33,437 --> 00:00:37,237 Hi, Ted. I know. No no, we're here. 12 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,770 We're in the middle of it right now. 13 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:42,437 I know. Can you believe it? 14 00:00:42,504 --> 00:00:44,937 - You hear this? - Hmm? 15 00:00:45,037 --> 00:00:47,970 - She's talking to Ted Danson. - That was a guy? 16 00:00:48,137 --> 00:00:49,970 - Yeah. - I thought it was a girl. 17 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:52,770 - No no, they have little chats on the cell phone. - No, they don't. 18 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:54,204 - They do all day long. - Really? 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,304 Yeah, I'm telling you, it's unbelievable. 20 00:00:57,404 --> 00:01:00,204 And when they're together, she goes like this. She gives him a slap. 21 00:01:00,304 --> 00:01:02,170 - Touching like that? - Yeah, like a playful slap. 22 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,537 - Oh, the flirtatious slap. - The flirtatious tap. 23 00:01:04,636 --> 00:01:06,003 - Really? - Yeah. 24 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:09,270 - That's like sex for platonic friends. - Yeah. 25 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:11,137 Because they can't touch each other, it's forbidden. 26 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,337 So they're allowed to go like that. 27 00:01:13,504 --> 00:01:16,437 - All right, I'm done helping you move. 28 00:01:16,504 --> 00:01:19,437 - Hey, thanks so much. Thank you. - My pleasure. 29 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:22,237 - Are you going to the n.R.D.C. Opening tomorrow? - Yeah yeah, of course. 30 00:01:22,337 --> 00:01:23,670 You know, they're naming a wing after me. 31 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:26,137 - Naming a wing? - Yeah, I gave 'em a ton of money. 32 00:01:26,237 --> 00:01:28,970 - Well, good for you. - I'll see you tomorrow. 33 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:31,770 - Larry, Larry David? - Yeah. 34 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:34,037 Where's Loretta? Loretta! 35 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:37,903 Peanut, peanut, boy! 36 00:01:38,003 --> 00:01:39,903 Look at you, boy. Baby girl! 37 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:42,970 Oh my God, you all living large. 38 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,170 - What's up, sister? - Boy, what you doing here? 39 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:47,003 What you doing here? 40 00:01:47,137 --> 00:01:49,237 Uh-Oh, I knew I smelled some cooking. 41 00:01:49,337 --> 00:01:52,170 Do I smell food? Come here, auntie. 42 00:01:54,603 --> 00:01:57,504 - Who is this guy? - That's my brother Leon. 43 00:01:57,603 --> 00:02:01,037 What's up, girl? 44 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:02,803 Which room he gonna stay in? 45 00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:04,870 - What? - Which room he gonna stay in? 46 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:07,137 - You can stay in my room, uncle Leon. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 47 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:09,636 - Let me get my bag. - Show him where the room is at. 48 00:02:09,736 --> 00:02:11,736 All right. 49 00:02:11,837 --> 00:02:14,471 Come on, boy! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 50 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:17,803 - Was he in the hurricane? - No, he lives here in L.A. 51 00:02:22,537 --> 00:02:24,736 Cheryl! 52 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,970 Boy, I don't know. 53 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:32,603 I wonder if cooking good is hereditary. 54 00:02:32,703 --> 00:02:34,070 You know what I mean? 55 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:36,537 Yeah, see, Loretta put her foot in it this time. 56 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:38,703 Loretta put her foot in it, turned it around, 57 00:02:38,803 --> 00:02:42,003 And kicked you in your own asshole. You feel me? 58 00:02:42,104 --> 00:02:44,003 Watch your mouth in front of the children. 59 00:02:44,104 --> 00:02:47,003 Looks good, don't it, don't it? 60 00:02:47,104 --> 00:02:49,837 Man, oh, man, what are you trying to do to your family with this food? 61 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,370 - You're gonna kill 'em. - What you talking about, l.D.? 62 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:54,736 Come on, all that cholesterol. It's no good for you. 63 00:02:54,837 --> 00:02:57,603 Larry, can I talk to you for a second? 64 00:02:57,703 --> 00:03:01,370 Really think about getting rid of all the bacon 65 00:03:01,437 --> 00:03:03,337 And the sausage and everything. 66 00:03:03,504 --> 00:03:04,870 I'm gonna think about eating it. 67 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,970 You crazy, girl! 68 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:14,003 I'm a little creeped out right now. 69 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:17,670 Okay, I was just in Leon's room putting some flowers in there. 70 00:03:17,837 --> 00:03:21,003 - Leon's room? - Yeah, and there's a... 71 00:03:21,104 --> 00:03:24,471 There's a stain on the blanket. 72 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:28,471 - What kind of stain? What do you mean? - Like when a guy... 73 00:03:28,571 --> 00:03:30,937 You know, and does his business, and he's alone. 74 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:33,703 It's so gross. 75 00:03:33,803 --> 00:03:36,370 - Are you kidding? - No. 76 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:38,837 Hey, everybody in the family have them big ones. 77 00:03:38,903 --> 00:03:42,170 - First night in our house? - I know. 78 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:45,537 Okay, I'm gonna talk to him. 79 00:03:45,636 --> 00:03:47,870 - No, oh, God. - What, are you kidding? 80 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:51,037 I don't want to some guy staying here masturbating all over the place. 81 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:52,471 You can't talk to him about it. 82 00:03:52,571 --> 00:03:55,104 - Leon. - Larry. 83 00:03:55,204 --> 00:03:56,670 Can I talk to you for a second? 84 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,937 Excuse me, ladies. I shall return. 85 00:03:59,037 --> 00:04:02,204 Oh my God. I gotta get something over to... 86 00:04:02,304 --> 00:04:04,736 All right. Man, I'm about to bust. 87 00:04:04,837 --> 00:04:08,003 - Enjoyed your breakfast? - Larry, you know how to bring it. 88 00:04:08,137 --> 00:04:10,170 - That's nice. - I'm about to blow up. 89 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:12,703 - I just spoke to my wife. - Okay. 90 00:04:12,803 --> 00:04:16,370 And she said she was putting some flowers in your room. 91 00:04:17,837 --> 00:04:21,471 And she found a stain... 92 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:22,770 On your blanket. 93 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:25,304 Stain on my blanket, huh? 94 00:04:25,404 --> 00:04:27,204 What, like juice, 95 00:04:27,304 --> 00:04:29,204 Syrup, maybe syrup or something like that? 96 00:04:29,304 --> 00:04:31,537 Huh-Uh, no. 97 00:04:31,636 --> 00:04:34,104 Gravies maybe, something in the gravy category? 98 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:36,037 Huh-Uh, no. 99 00:04:36,104 --> 00:04:38,037 What kind of stain was it? 100 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:42,170 - Hmm? - Ejaculate. 101 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,937 E- What? 102 00:04:44,037 --> 00:04:45,304 Ejaculate. 103 00:04:45,437 --> 00:04:46,837 Ajackalit. 104 00:04:46,937 --> 00:04:49,636 Not ajackalit. Ejaculate. 105 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:52,537 Ejaculate? 106 00:04:55,304 --> 00:04:57,370 Cum stain. Cum. 107 00:04:57,504 --> 00:04:59,404 Cum stain. 108 00:04:59,504 --> 00:05:01,937 What kind of cum was, first of all? 109 00:05:02,037 --> 00:05:03,670 What do you mean, what kind of cum? Cum's cum. 110 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,204 - Cum is not cum, Larry. - Cum's cum. 111 00:05:06,304 --> 00:05:08,870 It couldn't have been mine. Know why? 'Cause I gets mine, Larry. 112 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:10,870 I brings the ruckus to the ladies. 113 00:05:11,037 --> 00:05:13,404 Okay, so you're denying this. Is that it? 114 00:05:13,504 --> 00:05:15,404 First of all, look around this place, man. 115 00:05:15,537 --> 00:05:17,903 Are there any visuals around here to Jack off to? 116 00:05:18,037 --> 00:05:19,670 All we have is basic cable, right? 117 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,736 What am I doing, jacking off to "Andy griffith"? 118 00:05:21,837 --> 00:05:23,471 Jacking off to clara, huh? 119 00:05:23,571 --> 00:05:25,937 - You mean aunt bea? - Aunt bea, clara, whoever. 120 00:05:26,037 --> 00:05:28,670 - Who's clara? - Who's the lady who answer the phone? 121 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:31,204 - I don't know. - Is that her name, clara? 122 00:05:31,304 --> 00:05:32,870 I don't know clara. I know aunt bea. 123 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,770 Nobody wanna Jack off to no damn aunt bea. 124 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,736 I don't remember any beauties on that show, frankly. 125 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,304 It's not my cum, Larry. 126 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:41,736 - Okay? - Okay. 127 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:47,504 So, yeah, just get the blanket clean. 128 00:05:47,571 --> 00:05:49,870 - This is it? - That's all, yeah. 129 00:05:49,937 --> 00:05:52,636 What are you doing? What are you doing? 130 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,204 You want me to clean the blanket. 131 00:05:54,304 --> 00:05:57,404 Yeah, so just throw it in the bin. You don't need to... 132 00:05:57,504 --> 00:06:00,537 I don't have a bin, Larry. I have to look at it to see what kind 133 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:03,137 - Of cleaning... - You don't need to inspect it. 134 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,404 Larry, do you want me to clean the blanket or not? 135 00:06:05,504 --> 00:06:07,970 What are you doing? You throw it in. 136 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,437 Oh... 137 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:15,037 Okay, I had nothing to do with that. 138 00:06:15,137 --> 00:06:16,970 Sure, Larry, whatever you say. 139 00:06:17,037 --> 00:06:19,603 No, somebody's staying at my house, and I'm sure he did that. 140 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:22,870 Larry, I could give a shit if it was Santa Claus. I'm just trying to get it off. 141 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:25,670 No, I'm just telling you, okay, that I had nothing to do with that. 142 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:28,603 - That's not my stain. All right, fine. - Okay okay. 143 00:06:30,304 --> 00:06:32,736 You look very cute when you're all blushy. 144 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:36,070 - You think I'm gonna tell? I'm your friend, Larry. - I didn't do it. 145 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:38,770 I'm not gonna lie about that. 146 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:41,337 You're really insane, you know? 147 00:06:41,404 --> 00:06:43,504 Larry. 148 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,803 I don't see my yankee Jersey... 149 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:49,803 - by the way. - Huh. 150 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:53,504 - See that? - Wow, it must be gone then. 151 00:06:53,603 --> 00:06:55,337 I'm sorry, Larry. 152 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:57,037 What? 153 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:59,337 What? It happens, Larry. That's what happens sometimes. 154 00:06:59,404 --> 00:07:02,137 No no no, you don't understand. That's Joe pepitone's Jersey. 155 00:07:02,237 --> 00:07:05,337 I've had that Jersey since I was a kid. Number 25. 156 00:07:05,471 --> 00:07:08,903 It's gone. Somebody else must have taken it. 157 00:07:09,003 --> 00:07:11,803 Well, do you think they'll return it? 158 00:07:11,903 --> 00:07:14,636 Larry, in all the many years I've worked here 159 00:07:14,703 --> 00:07:17,104 At the dry cleaners, no one ever returns anything. 160 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,003 Sometimes you get home and you have something that isn't yours, 161 00:07:21,104 --> 00:07:23,903 And sometimes something of yours gets taken. 162 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:26,370 That's just the unwritten law of dry cleaning. 163 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,070 Everyone knows that. 164 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,537 - Really? - Really. 165 00:07:29,636 --> 00:07:31,471 Well, I don't subscribe to that law. 166 00:07:31,603 --> 00:07:34,537 Oh, well, then maybe you should change it. 167 00:07:34,636 --> 00:07:37,370 - Maybe I will. - Good. 168 00:07:37,471 --> 00:07:40,003 I'll have your semen-Covered blanket ready 169 00:07:40,104 --> 00:07:42,137 On Wednesday. 170 00:07:48,571 --> 00:07:50,571 So I confronted him. Of course he denied it, 171 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,670 But I mean, come on, give me a break. 172 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:55,670 He was in the room. I mean, who else could it be? 173 00:07:55,803 --> 00:07:57,670 You gotta kick him out, hands down. 174 00:07:57,803 --> 00:07:59,537 First night in the house. 175 00:07:59,636 --> 00:08:01,937 Hey hey, I did it. 176 00:08:04,003 --> 00:08:05,736 Come on, no big deal. 177 00:08:05,837 --> 00:08:07,170 You did it? 178 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:09,270 Yeah, did it, yep, me. 179 00:08:10,571 --> 00:08:12,537 - Are you serious? - Yeah, what's the big deal? 180 00:08:12,636 --> 00:08:14,104 What's the big deal? 181 00:08:14,204 --> 00:08:15,537 It was passover at your house. 182 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,937 I was drinking a little bit, 183 00:08:18,037 --> 00:08:19,471 Had some manischewitz, you know? 184 00:08:19,571 --> 00:08:22,137 Feeling good, and I was away from the table. 185 00:08:22,204 --> 00:08:25,003 I got an erection. I took care of it before I came back. 186 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,204 I didn't want to come back to the table with an erection at passover. 187 00:08:29,571 --> 00:08:31,937 - Are you out of your mind? - No, it's no big deal. 188 00:08:32,037 --> 00:08:33,736 - Passover? - It's not like yom kippur. 189 00:08:33,837 --> 00:08:35,670 - I would never do it on the high holidays. - He wouldn't do it 190 00:08:35,736 --> 00:08:37,270 - On a high holiday. - No, I wouldn't. 191 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:38,571 You're like a monkey. 192 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:40,571 - A monkey. - You are. 193 00:08:40,736 --> 00:08:42,937 - You didn't do a very good job of cleaning up. - I did the best I could. 194 00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:45,304 - That's the best you could? - I had to get back to the table. 195 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,903 They were doing the four questions and I love the four questions. 196 00:08:48,003 --> 00:08:50,037 Gotta get back. It's very important. 197 00:08:50,204 --> 00:08:51,837 - I love the four questions. - This is unbelievable. 198 00:08:51,937 --> 00:08:53,471 - No big deal. - It is a big deal. 199 00:08:53,603 --> 00:08:55,404 Come to my house and do it. What do I give a shit? 200 00:08:55,571 --> 00:08:56,937 Come on over and whack off. Have a good time. 201 00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,636 Oh, listen, 202 00:09:00,736 --> 00:09:03,304 I left my sunglasses at your house. I need 'em desperately. 203 00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:06,404 - All right, I'll look for 'em. - Don't let him in your house. 204 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,937 - Hi, guys. - Hey! 205 00:09:09,037 --> 00:09:10,937 - Look at you. - No, look at you. 206 00:09:11,037 --> 00:09:13,270 - You are miss nrdc. - Look at you! 207 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:16,270 - Well, thank you. - You make me wanna save the planet. 208 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,471 - So, should we go in, - Okay, let's go in. 209 00:09:18,571 --> 00:09:20,471 See the new wing? 210 00:09:20,571 --> 00:09:22,504 Call me, actually. I have something to tell you. 211 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,504 - I've got something to tell you, too. - Oh, saying hello? 212 00:09:25,603 --> 00:09:28,770 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 213 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,770 Why are you and Ted always kind of hitting each other all the time? 214 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:37,404 All this playful hitting? All that stuff? 215 00:09:37,504 --> 00:09:39,736 It's not a conscious thing. I don't know. 216 00:09:39,837 --> 00:09:41,770 I'm expressive with my hands. 217 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:45,304 Hey... 218 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:47,670 Larry David. That's great. 219 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:50,037 - Never had a wing before. - I know. 220 00:09:50,137 --> 00:09:53,037 That's pretty good. Pretty good. 221 00:09:53,137 --> 00:09:56,870 - It's your night to shine. - Yeah yeah, it's great. 222 00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:06,304 What is that? "Wing donated by anonymous." 223 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:09,137 - Yeah, yeah. - Anonymous? 224 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:13,137 I'm not crazy about that. Now it looks like... 225 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:16,471 Just looks like I did mine for the credit 226 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:20,237 As opposed to, you know, Mr. Wonderful "anonymous." 227 00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:23,504 I know who it is. 228 00:10:25,037 --> 00:10:27,204 It's Ted. 229 00:10:27,304 --> 00:10:28,803 Ted is anonymous. 230 00:10:28,903 --> 00:10:31,204 What are you, kidding? 231 00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:33,803 No, isn't that great? 232 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:37,437 He donated a whole wing and didn't want anybody to know. 233 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,803 Well, he told you, so he apparently wanted somebody to know. 234 00:10:40,937 --> 00:10:43,070 He told me, okay? 235 00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:45,437 Who else did he tell? How do you know he just told you? 236 00:10:45,504 --> 00:10:47,703 The point is that he didn't need all the fanfare... 237 00:10:47,837 --> 00:10:49,703 Fanfare? What fanfare? I don't like the fanfare. 238 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:51,770 You're saying I like fanfare? 239 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:54,404 He can tell a few people. He just doesn't need the whole world to know 240 00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:56,104 That he donated all this money. 241 00:10:56,204 --> 00:10:58,137 You know what? I didn't need the world to know, either. 242 00:10:58,237 --> 00:11:01,237 Nobody told me that I could be anonymous and tell people. 243 00:11:01,304 --> 00:11:03,636 I would have taken that option, okay? 244 00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:06,903 You can't have it halfway. You're either anonymous or you're not. 245 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,137 - What is it? - People are pointing out 246 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:11,337 - There's Larry David's wing. - Oh, yeah, there's Larry David, 247 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,603 The guy who has to have his name up on the wall, 248 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,471 As opposed to Mr. Anonymous, 249 00:11:15,603 --> 00:11:17,037 But was really Ted. 250 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,337 - I'm proud of you. - Anonymous. 251 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:21,770 It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity. 252 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,970 What do you think about that? 253 00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:28,870 Oh, I want to go talk to senator boxer. 254 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:31,070 I'll be right back. 255 00:11:31,204 --> 00:11:34,237 - Hi. - Hi, Larry. 256 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:36,736 - Hello, senator. - It is good to see you. 257 00:11:36,803 --> 00:11:39,670 Senator, I wanted to talk to you 258 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,337 About an issue 259 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:45,070 That doesn't really get a lot of play in the papers. 260 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,337 Well, tell me 'cause I like new issues. 261 00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:50,537 Okay, I'm talking about what's going on 262 00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:52,270 At the dry cleaners. 263 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,603 What's going on at the dry cleaners, Larry? 264 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:59,237 Well, what happens is sometimes they'll give your item 265 00:11:59,404 --> 00:12:02,237 To someone else and then that person owns it 266 00:12:02,337 --> 00:12:05,504 And walks around in it, and you have no recourse. 267 00:12:05,603 --> 00:12:08,237 And there's no oversight. It's just complete chaos 268 00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:10,270 In the dry cleaning industry, as I see it. 269 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:11,903 Larry, the thing about it is 270 00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,270 That sometimes you get an item 271 00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:17,003 That isn't yours and sometimes you lose an item. 272 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,803 So at the end of the day, it balances out. 273 00:12:19,903 --> 00:12:22,270 Yeah, well, it's not balancing out for me, senator. 274 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,070 I never get an item, and you know what? 275 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,070 If I got it, I would return it, 276 00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:28,870 Because I think the whole system is flawed. 277 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:31,537 Larry, you see these slacks? 278 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:34,037 See 'em? 279 00:12:34,636 --> 00:12:36,404 Dry cleaners. 280 00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:38,670 Those are somebody else's pants? 281 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,903 Well, they're mine now. 282 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:43,337 - You're part of the problem, senator. - Please don't... 283 00:12:43,437 --> 00:12:44,837 - isn't he great? - Ted. 284 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:47,270 - Oh, you know each other, right. - Oh, yeah. 285 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,270 You look fabulous! 286 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,270 You are such a hero. 287 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,471 - You are, Barbara. - You know when you founded the oceans foundation, 288 00:12:53,537 --> 00:12:56,270 You changed everything because his kids couldn't swim in the bay. 289 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:59,603 Oh oh, the poor little kids. 290 00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:01,636 They couldn't swim in the bay. 291 00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:04,370 Oh, what about the 400-Foot pool they could swim in? 292 00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,504 That wasn't available to them at the time? 293 00:13:06,603 --> 00:13:08,636 Well, you know, could I just say, 294 00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:11,437 That aside, look at this. 295 00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:14,870 Anonymous. You really... I know. I know. 296 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:17,370 I didn't say... Larry, did you know 297 00:13:17,471 --> 00:13:19,070 This anonymous is Ted? 298 00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:22,003 - Yeah, I did. - The point I want to make is: 299 00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:23,471 You didn't need to do this. 300 00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:25,870 - That's true. He didn't. - He didn't. 301 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,237 But that's why I kept my name off, 302 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,471 Because I think it's the exhibit. 303 00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:32,736 It's the issue that needs to stand forward, not me. 304 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,670 - And you're so passionate about the issue. - Thank you. 305 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,137 You know, too many people 306 00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:38,636 Don't do things out of the goodness... 307 00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,137 They want the credit. 308 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,703 You are number one in my book, Ted Danson. 309 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:44,670 - Senator. - Please don't forget... 310 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,670 I've gotta run. Bye, Larry. Bye, Ted. 311 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,204 - So sweet. Bye, darling. - See you later. 312 00:13:48,304 --> 00:13:49,603 - Yeah, bye. - Right this way. 313 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,937 Wow, wow. 314 00:13:53,037 --> 00:13:55,937 - I didn't expect that. - What is this bullshit? 315 00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:58,471 - What? - Anonymous. Give me a break. 316 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,337 If you're anonymous, how come people know about it? 317 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:02,204 I told maybe one or two people, 318 00:14:02,304 --> 00:14:04,770 Friends that I didn't think I wanted to have a secret. 319 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,770 I have a feeling everybody in this room knows. 320 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:09,504 Can I have your attention, everybody? 321 00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:12,204 We're gonna start the ceremony and senator Barbara boxer would like 322 00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:15,037 - To say a few words. - Thank you so much. 323 00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:18,870 This is a night to thank two very special people... 324 00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:21,837 - you know, you're full of shit. - You're a fucking asshole. 325 00:14:21,937 --> 00:14:24,237 - So one is Larry David. - Anonymous. 326 00:14:24,337 --> 00:14:25,670 Larry David. 327 00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:28,504 We are very thrilled with his contribution, 328 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:33,237 - And the other is anonymous. 329 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,337 So you know not one person, 330 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:48,404 Not one thanked me for the donation. 331 00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:49,703 Are you aware of that? 332 00:14:49,837 --> 00:14:53,337 Next time I give money to anybody 333 00:14:53,471 --> 00:14:55,903 It'll be anonymous, I can tell you that. 334 00:14:56,003 --> 00:14:58,504 And I'm going to tell everybody. 335 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,803 I know who the masturbator was. 336 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,703 Jeff. 337 00:15:09,337 --> 00:15:10,603 Uh-Huh. 338 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:14,370 - Ted Danson told you that. - It doesn't matter. 339 00:15:14,437 --> 00:15:16,337 Oh my God. That's really unbelievable. 340 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:19,104 - You know what's unbelievable? - That's unbelievable. 341 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,970 Is that your friend would think that's it's okay 342 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,471 To come over to our house and jerk off. 343 00:15:24,537 --> 00:15:27,270 - He's had too much to drink, you know... - Too much to drink? 344 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,770 - Yeah, he was drunk. - Well I've had drinks before, 345 00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,670 And I didn't go over to somebody's house 346 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:34,304 - And masturbate in the guest room. - Well, good for you. 347 00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:36,104 And by the way, 348 00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:37,670 Jeff is banned from our house. 349 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,803 - You're banning him from the house? - Yeah. 350 00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:42,736 He is not welcome in our house anymore. 351 00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:44,270 I'd rather have 352 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,471 The masturbator in the house than the gossiper. 353 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,104 Well, you obviously weren't going to tell me, Larry. 354 00:15:49,204 --> 00:15:52,370 I would have told you on the way home or waited until I got in the house, 355 00:15:52,471 --> 00:15:54,903 - Oh, right. - So we'd have a good laugh over it later. 356 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:56,270 - A laugh? - Well, whatever. 357 00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:58,270 - Did you really think... - No probably not. 358 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:02,537 That's hilarious... "Hey, Cheryl, guess who jerked off on our blanket? 359 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,404 It was Jeff. Isn't that hilarious?" Yeah. 360 00:16:05,504 --> 00:16:07,204 Yeah, that's a fun ride home. 361 00:16:15,204 --> 00:16:16,937 Heya, what's going on? 362 00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:18,404 Tch... 363 00:16:18,471 --> 00:16:20,937 It's crazy, really, but, 364 00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:23,803 I... You know. 365 00:16:23,903 --> 00:16:25,736 Um... 366 00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:31,571 Cheryl found out about the stain on the blanket. 367 00:16:31,636 --> 00:16:33,903 How could she find out? You... 368 00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:35,204 You didn't tell her. 369 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:36,802 No. 370 00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:38,304 Ted Danson? 371 00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,037 Yeah, her girlfriend Ted! 372 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,670 - Why would he do do something like that? - I don't know. 373 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:45,037 - That's unbelievable! - I don't understand that! 374 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,571 - That was a private moment! - Absolutely. 375 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:50,404 - And then he's gossiping? - What a little yenta! 376 00:16:50,504 --> 00:16:52,404 That's crazy! 377 00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:54,636 Now how am I gonna look Cheryl in the eye? 378 00:16:54,736 --> 00:16:57,370 How can the four of us ever go out again? 379 00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:58,903 That's another thing. 380 00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:03,636 She's uh... She was pretty upset, and, uh... 381 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:07,903 She's banned you from the house. 382 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,970 - Cheryl banned me from your house? - You're banned. 383 00:17:12,104 --> 00:17:13,137 What the hell is going on? 384 00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:14,137 Oh, hey, suz'. 385 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:15,471 - Larr'. - Hi, how are you? 386 00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:17,471 What do you mean Cheryl banned you from the house? 387 00:17:17,571 --> 00:17:19,937 - Who just said...? - I heard you! 388 00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:23,304 Don't try to bullshit me! Why, what happened? 389 00:17:23,404 --> 00:17:25,137 What's gonna happen if I don't tell? 390 00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:26,937 I'll call Cheryl and find out. 391 00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:31,304 - What the fuck difference does it make? - Well, okay. 392 00:17:31,404 --> 00:17:33,736 Last passover... 393 00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:38,204 You what?! 394 00:17:38,304 --> 00:17:40,370 You jerked off in their house? 395 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:42,670 - Yeah. - Oh, that is sick! 396 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,603 You have wrought your semen outside our home, Jeff? 397 00:17:46,703 --> 00:17:48,603 - Yeah. - That's adultery! 398 00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:51,204 - That's cheating on me! - When did... 399 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,304 You masturbate in this house and this house alone! Maybe a hotel. 400 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:55,937 Not at a friend's house! 401 00:17:56,037 --> 00:17:57,504 I have to agree with her, really. 402 00:17:57,603 --> 00:17:59,204 You know what, Larry? I can handle this. 403 00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:00,736 He's my husband. Shut the fuck up, okay? 404 00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:02,037 - Okay. - It's sick, Jeff! 405 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:05,037 You don't jerk off in somebody else's home! 406 00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:06,504 And Cheryl kicked him out? 407 00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:09,204 - Yeah, she banned him. - Really? 408 00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:12,137 Who the fuck is she to tell my husband what to do? 409 00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:14,571 - I punish my husband! - I could not agree more with you. 410 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,437 - Thank you very much, Larry. - You're right. 411 00:18:16,537 --> 00:18:18,237 Ban him from the house? 412 00:18:18,404 --> 00:18:20,703 - Fuck you, ban him from the house. - Fuck you, yeah, absolutely. 413 00:18:20,803 --> 00:18:22,603 I will take care of you in my own way. 414 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:25,037 And you know what? Jeff is banned from your house? 415 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,437 You are banned from my house. 416 00:18:26,504 --> 00:18:28,603 Get the fuck out! 417 00:18:28,703 --> 00:18:31,070 - What? What are you... - Get the fuck out of my house! 418 00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:33,337 Be gone with you! Out! 419 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,237 If he's banned, you're banned! 420 00:18:35,337 --> 00:18:37,337 - You're banning me? - Yes, I am banning you. 421 00:18:37,404 --> 00:18:39,571 - You're banning me from your house? - Yes I am. 422 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,870 - Okay, fine. I'm banned! - Good! 423 00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:44,204 Don't come back! 424 00:18:44,337 --> 00:18:45,504 Don't worry, I won't! 425 00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:53,903 - Boo! - It's a ghost! Don't let him get me! 426 00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:56,504 What the hell's going on here? Oh, hell no! 427 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,237 I will take you out! 428 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,870 The days are over where you been terrorizing my people! 429 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,170 - It's me! - Me who? 430 00:19:03,304 --> 00:19:06,803 Larry David! What are you doing up under this klan sheet? 431 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,937 - What? - Mm-Hmm. 432 00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:10,170 Oh my God, no no no. 433 00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,137 - We were playing ghosts. - Ghosts? 434 00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:14,337 Where I come from, you see somebody in a sheet, 435 00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:16,504 Ghost is not the first thing you think about. 436 00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,204 You think about k.K.K. 437 00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:20,070 - K.K.K.? - Yeah. 438 00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:22,404 Come on, are you kidding? 439 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:25,170 Scared me half to death, Larry. 440 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,070 Okay, you can get off now. 441 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,970 - All right. Well, help me, love. - Go ahead. 442 00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:33,337 I'll get these groceries... 443 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,670 Hey, Jeff's sunglasses. 444 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:42,437 - Hey, Leon! - What up? 445 00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:44,837 What are you doing? You want to take a ride with me? 446 00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:47,837 I gotta return Jeff's sunglasses. He left them here. 447 00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:49,571 I got some stuff to tell you anyway. 448 00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:50,837 All right, Larry. Hold on. 449 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,736 Give me two minutes, Larry. 450 00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:59,937 Ho ho ho! So it's Jeff been jackin' off? 451 00:20:00,037 --> 00:20:02,037 That's the jackoff suspect, huh? 452 00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,937 Yeah. Leon, I am so sorry. 453 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,104 That's some fucked-Up shit right there, man. 454 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,537 I know. I owe you one. 455 00:20:08,636 --> 00:20:10,037 You damn right you owe me one. 456 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:12,270 - Okay, so we're cool? - We're cool, man. 457 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:15,003 Okay. Hey, Leon... 458 00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:17,370 - you see that guy? - That guy right there? 459 00:20:17,471 --> 00:20:19,204 In the yankee Jersey. 460 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,670 Number 25... That's my Jersey! Joe pepitone! 461 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,537 - What? - The dry cleaner gave it to him. 462 00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:24,636 He never gave it back. 463 00:20:24,736 --> 00:20:26,304 That's some bullshit right there. 464 00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:29,003 - I'm going to handle this shit. - What are you doing? 465 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,471 - I'm gonna get your shit back for you, man. - What are you talking about? 466 00:20:32,603 --> 00:20:34,304 Be cool, Larry. I'm gonna get that shit back for you. 467 00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:36,571 Leon! 468 00:20:58,837 --> 00:21:00,037 Yeah! 469 00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:03,304 Yeah, that's how I do it, baby! 470 00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:05,603 Ha ha ha! Joe pepitone up in this motherfucker. 471 00:21:05,703 --> 00:21:07,137 Jesus. Nice goin', man. 472 00:21:07,237 --> 00:21:09,037 - That's how I doos it, baby. - Nice going. 473 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:12,571 - That's how I doos it, Larry. - I like it. 474 00:21:18,504 --> 00:21:20,937 What do you want? 475 00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:26,137 Jeff's glasses. 476 00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:27,571 Found them in my house. 477 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,903 He mentioned it to me so I thought I'd return them. 478 00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:31,670 All right, fine, thank you. 479 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:35,537 - Um... I know I'm banned from the house and all... - Yeah? 480 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,770 Think I could use your bathroom? 481 00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:40,337 No, a ban is a ban. What, does my word mean nothing? 482 00:21:40,437 --> 00:21:41,970 I really gotta go. 483 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,471 All right, I will temporarily lift the ban. 484 00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:48,870 In out... Quick! 485 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:50,137 Beautiful. Thank you. 486 00:21:50,237 --> 00:21:52,037 What the fuck?! 487 00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:53,870 Ow! 488 00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:56,304 - It was a playful tap! - What are you, nine years old 489 00:21:56,404 --> 00:21:59,404 In fourth grade? Get your fuckin' hands off of me! 490 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:04,003 - It was a playful tap. - Get in and out! 491 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,404 So what are we gonna do now, 492 00:22:08,504 --> 00:22:10,504 Get me a new blanket, new bed, all that shit? 493 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,037 Leon, I'm not getting you a new bed. 494 00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:13,803 Come on, man. That's crazy. 495 00:22:13,937 --> 00:22:15,304 That's crazy right there. 496 00:22:15,404 --> 00:22:17,870 - That mattress is tainted! - Hey, wait a second. 497 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:21,504 Oh my God! There's another Joe pepitone Jersey! 498 00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:22,870 This is unbelievable. 499 00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:24,970 Is it possible there's two of these things? 500 00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:27,703 - Can't be two. - Let me check the size. 501 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,037 - 44. - 44? 502 00:22:31,137 --> 00:22:32,504 No, mine's 42. 503 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:35,304 This can't be my Jersey. That's my Jersey. 504 00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:38,970 Okay, well let's get the right shirt then. How 'bout that? 505 00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:41,670 All right, I can handle that right now. 506 00:22:59,603 --> 00:23:01,237 That guy right there. It's his shirt. 507 00:23:01,337 --> 00:23:04,803 We're definitely taking the damn shirt. 508 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:06,770 - Larry? - Huh? 509 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:08,703 Larry David? Hey hey hey. 510 00:23:08,837 --> 00:23:10,237 Hey, it's merle... merle berger 511 00:23:10,337 --> 00:23:12,337 From the n.R.D.C. Function the other night. 512 00:23:12,437 --> 00:23:14,870 Oh, merle! Hey! 513 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:18,270 Hey, did you send that guy over to take my Jersey? 514 00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:20,703 Well, I didn't really send him. 515 00:23:20,803 --> 00:23:22,636 He kind of went off on his own. 516 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:25,337 He just took the Jersey off my back! 517 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,437 I don't think it's really your Jersey, though, is it, merle? 518 00:23:27,537 --> 00:23:29,437 What do you mean? I was wearing it. 519 00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:31,903 Did you get that Jersey from the dry cleaner? 520 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:35,070 Yeah, I got it... I got it from the dry cleaner. 521 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:36,903 Okay, merle, that Jersey is my Jersey. 522 00:23:37,037 --> 00:23:39,970 I brought it into that dry cleaner and they gave it to you by mistake. 523 00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:43,070 - But you didn't return it. - Yeah, but that's the law of the dry cleaners. 524 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:44,937 You know, you win some, you lose some. 525 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:47,070 - That's the way it works. - That doesn't work out with me. 526 00:23:47,137 --> 00:23:48,803 I never get any stuff from the dry cleaner. 527 00:23:48,937 --> 00:23:50,636 The only mistakes they make with me are to give my stuff to other people. 528 00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:52,471 That's not my fault. I've lost tons of stuff 529 00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:54,337 At the dry cleaners. I lost drapes! 530 00:23:54,437 --> 00:23:56,870 Well, I'm sorry for your losses but you're not gonna make it up now. 531 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:58,504 If you got a problem with this 532 00:23:58,636 --> 00:24:01,003 Why don't you just write your congressperson? 533 00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:03,337 Yeah, well I spoke to senator boxer. How about that? 534 00:24:03,437 --> 00:24:05,270 Oh, that's great. And what did she say? 535 00:24:06,437 --> 00:24:08,070 She said... 536 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:11,337 That she's gonna go to washington and take care of this problem. 537 00:24:11,437 --> 00:24:14,437 Okay, you know what? 538 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,170 I'm on the board at the n.R.D.C. 539 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:17,970 And your name's coming off that wall. 540 00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:19,170 How would you like that? 541 00:24:19,237 --> 00:24:21,070 You're gonna take my name off the wall? 542 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:23,370 - Yeah, I'm gonna... - No! You wouldn't. 543 00:24:23,471 --> 00:24:24,837 Oh, you bet I would. 544 00:24:24,937 --> 00:24:26,736 - Okay, go ahead, do it. - I'm gonna do it! 545 00:24:26,837 --> 00:24:28,571 And why don't you put up "anonymous" instead? 546 00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:30,537 I will. That's a perfect idea. 547 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,803 - Yeah, really? Go ahead and do it. - I have a lot of pull. 548 00:24:32,903 --> 00:24:34,170 - Okay, let's see. - Good. 549 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:35,603 You come by there next Monday, 550 00:24:35,703 --> 00:24:37,270 It's gonna say "anonymous" on the wall. 551 00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:40,437 - Okay, good! Don't forget. - I'm not! 552 00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:45,803 Okay. Joe pepitone! 553 00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,370 We got a matching set, man. 554 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:56,337 Mom! 555 00:24:56,437 --> 00:24:58,937 What's wrong, sammy, darling? 556 00:25:01,070 --> 00:25:04,803 Mmm! Bam! 557 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:05,937 Bam! 558 00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:07,003 - War. - War. 559 00:25:07,104 --> 00:25:09,471 I declare war! 560 00:25:09,571 --> 00:25:10,736 Boom! Aw! 561 00:25:10,837 --> 00:25:12,003 All right! What'd I get? 562 00:25:12,104 --> 00:25:13,837 Take it. Peanut, grab that door! 563 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,736 Get the door, peanut! 564 00:25:15,837 --> 00:25:17,170 I just want to do my thing, Larry. 565 00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:18,837 What is your thing? 566 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:20,603 I'm gonna be a director, man... 567 00:25:20,703 --> 00:25:22,370 Action movies, all that stuff, man. 568 00:25:22,471 --> 00:25:24,537 You know you can't just go right into that. 569 00:25:24,636 --> 00:25:27,504 You gotta get something in production, you know what I mean? 570 00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:29,070 Oh. Oh, man. 571 00:25:30,304 --> 00:25:32,571 This is a new low, even for you, Larry. 572 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:33,670 Huh? 573 00:25:33,803 --> 00:25:37,003 You came over yesterday, you went to the bathroom 574 00:25:37,104 --> 00:25:39,471 And you choked it on sammy's teddy bear 575 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:43,471 As some kind of revenge masturbatory payback! 576 00:25:43,571 --> 00:25:46,571 - Okay, I didn't do that... - Oh, bullshit! You're a fucking liar! 577 00:25:46,703 --> 00:25:48,104 - What, I did that? - Yes you did! 578 00:25:48,237 --> 00:25:49,104 Are you crazy? 579 00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:50,670 It's that jackalit, right? 580 00:25:50,736 --> 00:25:52,137 Who the fuck is this? 581 00:25:52,237 --> 00:25:53,770 That's Leon, Loretta's brother. 582 00:25:53,870 --> 00:25:55,937 What's up what's up, what's up what's up? Mmm. 583 00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:58,937 I like a woman with a smart-Ass mouth like that. 584 00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,571 - Yeah, well fuck you too! - Mmm. You handle yourself. 585 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:03,770 That's beside the point, Leon. This is sick, 586 00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:06,870 This is perverse, and I think this is the lowest you've ever gone. 587 00:26:07,037 --> 00:26:09,337 - Come on, I didn't do that. - Oh really, then who did? 588 00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:12,237 - I don't know. - Just some anonymous person? 589 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:13,803 Who's anonymous, then? 590 00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:17,204 - Oh, I know who anonymous is. - Who? 591 00:26:17,304 --> 00:26:19,770 - It's Ted Danson. - How do you know? 592 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,070 Well, he told me, but he told me not to tell anybody. 593 00:26:22,204 --> 00:26:25,237 That's how he likes to do it. Makes him feel better about himself. 594 00:26:26,237 --> 00:26:27,603 Danson?! 595 00:26:27,703 --> 00:26:29,404 Oh, that's disgusting! 596 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:31,970 That is just disgusting! 597 00:26:32,037 --> 00:26:34,237 What a perv, man! Actors! 598 00:26:34,304 --> 00:26:37,270 Boom! War. 599 00:26:37,404 --> 00:26:39,404 I declare... 600 00:26:39,504 --> 00:26:40,537 - boom! - ... War. 601 00:26:47,237 --> 00:26:48,504 I'll get it. 602 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:02,204 Ted, it's suzie for you. 603 00:27:02,304 --> 00:27:05,304 I wonder what she wants. 604 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:13,170 - Hey, Larr, how are you? - Hi kathy. 605 00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:15,037 - How are you doing, man? - Good. 606 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:18,703 Hey, I wanted to tell you I heard that you took your name off the nrdc building 607 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,970 And had it replaced with anonymous. 608 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:24,603 I think it's so wonderful. I admire you so much for that. 609 00:27:24,703 --> 00:27:28,603 Kathy, I get plenty of fanfare. I don't need the fanfare, you know? 610 00:27:28,703 --> 00:27:30,504 - Good for you, Larry. - I really don't. 611 00:27:30,603 --> 00:27:32,603 As a matter of fact, I hope you don't mind 612 00:27:32,703 --> 00:27:36,137 That I told a few people that you were the anonymous person. 613 00:27:36,304 --> 00:27:38,703 I hope that's okay that I let that slip out. 614 00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:41,337 Well, I can't really tell you what to do, but I... Yeah... 615 00:27:41,437 --> 00:27:43,370 People should know you're anonymous. 616 00:27:43,471 --> 00:27:46,437 - You're a great guy, Larry... - Well, if you want to tell people go ahead. 617 00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:49,471 - You know, it's up to you. - I have already and I might continue. 618 00:27:49,603 --> 00:27:51,636 - Continue away. - All right, I will. 619 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:53,070 - Thank you. - Take care, honey. 620 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:54,370 - Bye bye. - Bye. 621 00:27:54,504 --> 00:27:57,270 It's that guy. That's the guy. 622 00:27:57,370 --> 00:27:59,170 Hey! That's the guy! 623 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:01,636 That's that bald guy that took my Jersey! 624 00:28:36,736 --> 00:28:37,870 You gotta let me in! 625 00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:39,270 These people are chasing me! 626 00:28:39,437 --> 00:28:41,504 Sir, the building's closed. I can't help you. 627 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,703 No no, I'm Larry David. That's my wing! 628 00:28:44,803 --> 00:28:46,903 - That says "anonymous." - I'm anonymous! 629 00:28:47,003 --> 00:28:48,270 I'm anonymous! 630 00:28:48,337 --> 00:28:50,437 I'm anonymous! 631 00:28:50,537 --> 00:28:53,104 Larry David IS ANONYMOUS!