1 00:00:06,783 --> 00:00:09,783 Transcript by testexam 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync by BloodLogic 3 00:00:22,284 --> 00:00:24,183 What is that? 4 00:00:24,284 --> 00:00:26,284 I don't know. 5 00:00:27,717 --> 00:00:29,717 What is that, a cell phone? 6 00:00:45,983 --> 00:00:47,983 God. 7 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,284 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 8 00:00:53,983 --> 00:00:56,250 Oh, it's a smoke alarm. The smoke alarm's going off. 9 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,717 It's the stupid batteries. Come on, we've gotta find it. 10 00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:05,517 No, it's not that one. 11 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,550 It's not that one. 12 00:01:15,883 --> 00:01:18,350 No. Try the guest room. 13 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:24,284 I think it's downstairs. 14 00:02:29,117 --> 00:02:30,550 I don't think I have any feeling 15 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,050 In my shoulders, I swear to God. 16 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:33,950 - It does take its toll, man. - Take its toll... 17 00:02:34,117 --> 00:02:36,117 - you did very well, by the way. - You don't have to condescend. 18 00:02:36,217 --> 00:02:37,751 No, seriously, for a guy who doesn't play, 19 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,651 I thought he did very well. You did. 20 00:02:39,751 --> 00:02:41,284 You never play. What do you want from yourself? 21 00:02:41,384 --> 00:02:43,183 - Give yourself a break. - One thing I want to tell you, 22 00:02:43,284 --> 00:02:45,083 - After you hit the ball six, seven times... - Yeah? 23 00:02:45,183 --> 00:02:47,384 ...And it's not in the hole, just pick it up and we'll move on. 24 00:02:47,484 --> 00:02:50,217 - You shouldn't take more than seven strokes. - Yeah, that's just craziness. 25 00:02:50,384 --> 00:02:52,384 Just pick up the ball. He's right, yeah. 26 00:02:52,484 --> 00:02:54,651 - Well, you'll never have to experience me again. - No, we had fun. 27 00:02:54,751 --> 00:02:56,017 Didn't you have fun with us, hanging out? 28 00:02:56,117 --> 00:02:57,983 It was a little boring, to be honest with you. 29 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,717 - That's a nice thing to say. - Well, it fucking was. 30 00:03:00,816 --> 00:03:04,684 Okay, give me back my $150 that I spent on your guest fee. 31 00:03:04,783 --> 00:03:06,850 You paid $150 for me to look like a fucking asshole? 32 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:09,217 More shocking footage 33 00:03:09,317 --> 00:03:13,183 From hurricane edna which has left extensive destruction in its wake. 34 00:03:13,284 --> 00:03:16,017 - These poor people. - The storm surge inundated low-Lying areas 35 00:03:16,117 --> 00:03:17,816 - Knocking out phone and power lines. - Oh, boy. 36 00:03:17,916 --> 00:03:19,584 That's from global warming, that hurricane. 37 00:03:19,684 --> 00:03:22,384 33 deaths have been reported and thousands left homeless. 38 00:03:22,484 --> 00:03:24,217 Look at that... Thousands of homeless people now. 39 00:03:24,284 --> 00:03:26,350 Fema is estimating damage from this category 5 hurricane 40 00:03:26,450 --> 00:03:27,751 In the billions of dollars. 41 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,384 Oh, wow. It's katrina all over again. Poor people. 42 00:03:31,484 --> 00:03:33,384 Did you go to Funkhouser's party last night? 43 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:35,217 No. Did you? 44 00:03:35,317 --> 00:03:37,417 No. Huh-Uh. 45 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,083 Why? 46 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:41,117 Because I'm going to Danson's party tonight. 47 00:03:41,217 --> 00:03:43,117 Two back to back... 48 00:03:43,217 --> 00:03:44,950 I don't want to go to two parties back to back. 49 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,950 It was a stupid night for him to have a party. 50 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:49,484 - Yeah. - Did you call him? 51 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:51,651 No. 52 00:03:51,751 --> 00:03:54,584 - Well, what are you gonna say? - I'll tell him sammy was sick. 53 00:03:54,684 --> 00:03:56,751 You're gonna use your child to get out of a party? 54 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,317 - Why not? It's the best thing in the world. - It's a perfect excuse. 55 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,417 - No one can argue with that. - Who argues with that? 56 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:03,684 I wish I had that. It's a great reason to have kids. 57 00:04:03,751 --> 00:04:06,017 It's a great reason to have kids. It's one of the bonuses, yep. 58 00:04:06,117 --> 00:04:09,584 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna say? 59 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,183 - You have nothing, nothing. - I know. 60 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,417 I'll just show up tonight and pretend I had the wrong night. 61 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:16,417 - That's stupid. - That's great. 62 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:19,150 - Oh, please. - No, that's fantastic. I love that. 63 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,317 Yeah. Ding-Dong... "where's the party?" 64 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:23,150 - Isn't that a good idea? - That's a great idea. 65 00:04:23,217 --> 00:04:25,484 He's not gonna buy that. That's such obvious bullshit. 66 00:04:25,584 --> 00:04:27,384 No, it isn't. Nobody would go out of their way 67 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,751 That much... To show up at somebody's house, 68 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:31,417 Pretend they had the wrong night. 69 00:04:31,484 --> 00:04:32,950 He's gotta be a mental case to believe it. 70 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:35,183 No, I love that. That's fantastic. 71 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:37,217 Have you ever seen Richard look in the mirror? 72 00:04:39,317 --> 00:04:41,651 Is that really what I do? 73 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,950 - You happy now? - Yeah. 74 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,850 - All right, I'll see you at Danson's? - Yeah. 75 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:49,517 - Okay. - Thanks for turning me off to a sport forever. 76 00:04:49,684 --> 00:04:51,217 It's okay. Are you gonna go tonight? 77 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:55,050 Uh, I don't know. I have to ask cha cha. I'll see. 78 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:58,450 - Cha cha. - Cha cha. 79 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:00,217 Where did he get her from? Man, oh, man. 80 00:05:00,317 --> 00:05:02,517 - She is so hot. - Good for him. 81 00:05:02,684 --> 00:05:05,317 - Good for him. - Yeah, good for him. Let him enjoy. 82 00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:08,017 - She's somethin'. - Yeah. Wow. 83 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,651 - All right. - All right, my friend. 84 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,684 - See you at Danson's. - I'll see you at Danson's. 85 00:05:11,783 --> 00:05:14,751 Okay. What are you gonna wear? 86 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:16,684 I'm gonna dress like a little Dutch girl. 87 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,617 "What am I wearing?" 88 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,983 I can't stop thinking about the hurricane. 89 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,783 Oh, my nose is really itching me and I can't scratch it. 90 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:32,050 I mean, the pictures on TV were just... 91 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:34,783 You can't even imagine that people survived it. 92 00:05:34,883 --> 00:05:36,150 I know, it's awful. 93 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,983 Awful. I was watching it today. 94 00:05:38,117 --> 00:05:41,517 All these people... They have no place to go right now. 95 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,517 Hey! Hey, dum-Dum, 96 00:05:43,617 --> 00:05:45,517 Go ahead, move in. 97 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:48,517 - Thank you. - I mean, their houses were completely destroyed. 98 00:05:48,651 --> 00:05:50,550 You know what my father used to call those people? 99 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,717 Schmohawks. Did I ever tell you that? 100 00:05:52,816 --> 00:05:55,350 - Yeah. - Have I mentioned schmohawks to you? 101 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:57,183 Schmohawk. "Hey, schmohawk!" 102 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:59,417 - He used to yell it out all the time. - Imagine for one second 103 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:03,150 If we lost... If you lost every single thing you had in your life. 104 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,816 What do I have? I don't know what's so... 105 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:07,050 - what do I have? - This is... Well, there... 106 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:09,783 - I like this sport jacket. I can't replace this one. - Listen, when there's... 107 00:06:09,883 --> 00:06:11,584 You know what some people are doing, 108 00:06:11,684 --> 00:06:14,517 That I personally think is a really great idea, 109 00:06:14,617 --> 00:06:17,350 Is they're bringing in displaced families. 110 00:06:17,484 --> 00:06:19,150 - Hmm. - You know, 111 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:21,150 I've been doing a little research 112 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,617 And we could actually have a family here tomorrow. 113 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,150 - What? - Yeah. 114 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,017 - Tomorrow? - They have no place to go. 115 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,284 I would need a couple of months 116 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,183 To mentally prepare for that. Tomorrow? 117 00:06:31,284 --> 00:06:33,083 We don't have a couple of months. 118 00:06:33,183 --> 00:06:35,350 These people need help right now. 119 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:37,684 It's a nice concept. 120 00:06:39,684 --> 00:06:41,816 Uh, you know, we'll think about it. 121 00:06:41,983 --> 00:06:44,183 We don't need to jump into this thing right now. 122 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:46,450 Imagine how they would feel 123 00:06:46,584 --> 00:06:48,517 To come here and live in our house. 124 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:50,883 Mmm. Oh, all right, we're here. 125 00:06:50,983 --> 00:06:52,617 We're at funkhousers'. 126 00:06:52,717 --> 00:06:55,517 Why aren't we just going to Ted and Mary's, Larry? 127 00:06:55,617 --> 00:06:57,384 This is so stupid. 128 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,384 - This is so stupid. - What? Are you kidding? 129 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:02,017 There's nothing to it. We'll just pretend we had the wrong night. 130 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:05,450 This way he feels good... That at least we attempted to go to his party. 131 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,384 Can't we just go to Ted and Mary's? 132 00:07:07,517 --> 00:07:09,916 We're gonna go to Ted and Mary's after we do this. 133 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:12,651 It won't take long. It's two minutes. 134 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:19,783 - Hey. - Hey, Marty. 135 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,317 What happened to you guys? 136 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:27,717 Where... where is everybody? 137 00:07:27,816 --> 00:07:30,284 You mean, from the party? 138 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:34,717 Oh, they've been gone for about 24 hours. 139 00:07:34,816 --> 00:07:36,883 - The party was last night. - Last night? 140 00:07:36,983 --> 00:07:38,450 A great party. Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun. 141 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:39,983 - Are you kidding? - We never heard from you. 142 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:41,651 - Oh my gosh. - The party was last night. 143 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:43,651 - We sent you an invitation. - Oh, Marty. 144 00:07:43,751 --> 00:07:45,916 Oh my God, that is unbelievable. 145 00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:47,816 - I guess we mixed up the dates. - We missed the party? 146 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:49,783 - Totally missed it. - How did that happen? 147 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,550 Oh, it was a great party. 148 00:07:51,651 --> 00:07:53,417 This may be the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life... 149 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:56,717 - well, we've ever done. - So you guys thought the party was tonight? 150 00:07:56,883 --> 00:07:58,417 Yeah, obviously. 151 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:00,083 Everyone else was here. 152 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,751 You know what? I swear I had a feeling. I really had a feeling. 153 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,317 - Anyway... - Anyway, it's so good to see you. 154 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:07,684 - Tell Nan I'll call... - We're gonna get... 155 00:08:07,783 --> 00:08:09,684 No, look look look look look, 156 00:08:09,783 --> 00:08:11,684 You're here... Come on in. Come on. 157 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,584 What? Get out of here. We don't want to impose on you. 158 00:08:13,684 --> 00:08:15,684 You're not imposing. 159 00:08:15,783 --> 00:08:17,584 You're tired from last night. You were up late with your party. 160 00:08:17,684 --> 00:08:19,651 - Get out. Are you nuts? - Yeah, we wouldn't dream of it. 161 00:08:19,751 --> 00:08:21,584 Don't worry. We've got some food left over, 162 00:08:21,684 --> 00:08:23,417 Got some games to play. Come on in. 163 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:25,017 No, but it's crazy. We don't... 164 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:27,217 - we would not dream of it. - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 165 00:08:27,317 --> 00:08:29,050 You have no plans, 166 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,916 You're supposed to be here, 167 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:34,050 And you're here. So come on in. 168 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,250 Come on, Cheryl. Come on. 169 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,083 Come on in. 170 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:42,983 Come on in. 171 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:45,617 Come on. 172 00:08:46,584 --> 00:08:48,484 Come on, larr. 173 00:08:48,584 --> 00:08:50,584 Come on, Larry. 174 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:54,883 Well, I'll 175 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:57,050 - You missed a great party. - I'm sure, yeah. 176 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,950 - It was a lot of fun. - Oh... 177 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:01,883 Mm-Hmm, mm-Hmm. I'm sorry we missed it... 178 00:09:02,017 --> 00:09:03,850 Yeah, well, we didn't wanna miss it. 179 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:06,284 - Obviously, we're here. - No, but you know what...? 180 00:09:06,384 --> 00:09:08,284 Let me tell you what we did. 181 00:09:08,384 --> 00:09:10,584 We had an hour and a half 182 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,050 Of the greatest improv karaoke singing 183 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:15,150 - You've ever heard in your life. - Oh, boy. 184 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,883 We're sorry we missed it. And you know what? 185 00:09:16,983 --> 00:09:18,850 - We shouldn't be here right now. - Yeah, it's crazy. 186 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:22,150 - We really should go. - No no no no no. I'm not heaping guilt. 187 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,950 - I think we're gonna get going. - No no, don't go anywhere. 188 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:28,517 - No no no, sit down, sit down. - We're gonna get out of here. 189 00:09:28,617 --> 00:09:30,684 - Please, oh, stop it! - Sit down! 190 00:09:30,783 --> 00:09:32,684 Come on, sit down. 191 00:09:32,783 --> 00:09:35,783 I'm okay with it. And stop feeling bad. 192 00:09:35,883 --> 00:09:38,384 We're here now. 193 00:09:38,484 --> 00:09:41,250 You know what game I love that we didn't play last night? 194 00:09:41,384 --> 00:09:43,150 It's... And we play it for money... 195 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,950 "1000 pick-Up sticks." 196 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:48,183 I go get the sticks, I throw them all over the room... 197 00:09:48,317 --> 00:09:50,250 ... And we pick up the sticks. 198 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:52,450 And the one with the most sticks wins the pot. 199 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:54,717 - That sounds good. - Are you expecting company? 200 00:09:54,816 --> 00:09:56,717 Yeah, what is this? You got company? 201 00:09:56,816 --> 00:09:58,584 - Now we're intruding on your company. - I'll get rid of them. 202 00:09:58,684 --> 00:10:01,850 - Now it's really crazy. - Please relax. I'll get rid of them. 203 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:05,883 Are you guys expecting company? 204 00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:07,783 - Hi. - Hey. 205 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:09,883 - What are you doing here? - The party. 206 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,050 Where's everybody? 207 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:17,284 The party was last night. 208 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,651 - What do you mean, the party was last night? - What are you talking about? 209 00:10:19,783 --> 00:10:21,450 - The party was last night. - It's tonight. 210 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,550 Well, guess who else thought it was tonight? 211 00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:25,417 Who? 212 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,517 - What are the odds? - Yeah, what are the odds? 213 00:10:27,617 --> 00:10:30,150 - Oh my God, how about that? - We're just gonna go. 214 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,350 They had the wrong night just like us! 215 00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:34,617 - That's unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 216 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,550 - No no no. - See you later. 217 00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,584 - Come on in. - No. No, listen... 218 00:10:38,684 --> 00:10:40,617 We're gonna have a little get-Together tonight. 219 00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:43,450 - No no, we'll go. Cheryl, we'll go. - We'll go, we'll go. 220 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,950 We'll all go. 221 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:46,450 - Don't go anywhere. - We'll go. 222 00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:48,883 No, don't go anywhere. Listen to me. 223 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,651 - We're gonna have a little party tonig. - Well, not a party... 224 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,517 What the hell are you doing? You stole my wrong-Night bit. 225 00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:56,384 I didn't steal it. I give you full credit. 226 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:58,384 It's a brilliant idea. I told Susie 227 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,150 - It was your idea. - We're never getting out of here. 228 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,017 - We'll be out of here in five minutes. - Five minutes? 229 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,916 - Trust me. Five minutes. - Let me tell you something: 230 00:11:05,017 --> 00:11:06,916 There's no way you're making Danson's party tonight. 231 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,284 - We are locked in here. This is it. - "Locked in." 232 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,450 - Five minutes... We're out of here. - Oh, really? 233 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,183 - Watch. Five minutes. - Oh yeah? You watch. 234 00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:15,916 So, is this fun or what? 235 00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,550 - The cake is wonderful. - The cake is incredible. 236 00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:21,183 - Best cake ever? - Best cake I ever had. 237 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:23,183 Ever. And who's ever had more cake than me? 238 00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:25,450 - Exactly. He's right about that. - Do you love that? 239 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:27,183 What is the deal? I've never tasted anything like that. 240 00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:29,017 - Everything is handmade. - Where did you get it? 241 00:11:29,183 --> 00:11:31,350 - I'm sucking on it like a mint. - At a cake shop. 242 00:11:31,384 --> 00:11:34,651 - What was the shop? - That's a new way of eating cake... Like a mint. 243 00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:35,916 Wait, I need to find... Where? 244 00:11:36,017 --> 00:11:37,717 26th street bakery, we got it. 245 00:11:37,816 --> 00:11:40,017 - You know Jeff... He can't stop... - The texture. 246 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:42,651 All right, this has been... 247 00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:44,617 - we gotta get going. - Has this been better than you thought? 248 00:11:44,717 --> 00:11:46,617 - We gotta get going. - Yeah, thank you. 249 00:11:46,717 --> 00:11:48,916 - No, I've gotta get going. - No no, we gotta get going. 250 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:50,983 My daughter is waiting for a puppet show. 251 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,083 - My dad has a virus. He's in bed... - Larry's dad's got a virus. 252 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:55,350 - ... With fever, with covers up to his neck. - We shouldn't be here. 253 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,450 Your dad always has a virus, okay? 254 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,717 - Fuck you, he doesn't always have a virus. - Hold it one second. 255 00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:01,850 You guys stay here, keep him company. 256 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,816 - We have to do something for sammy. - You stay here then. 257 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:05,983 - You stay. - You stay. 258 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,717 You stay. 259 00:12:07,816 --> 00:12:09,384 - Oh. - Hold it a minute. 260 00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:11,183 You guys were supposed to be here 261 00:12:11,284 --> 00:12:13,183 To go to a party, right? 262 00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:15,384 You got nothing going on. 263 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,651 Father sick, puppets... 264 00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:20,183 Tomorrow you'll take your puppets over to his father's house 265 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,183 And make him feel better, okay? 266 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,717 We're gonna have fun. And guess what our next move is. 267 00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:28,150 - What? - We're going into the living room 268 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:31,050 And we're gonna play "the newlywed game." 269 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,017 - Yes. - Because we played it last night 270 00:12:34,117 --> 00:12:36,117 And it was spectacular. 271 00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:37,850 Oh my God! 272 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,317 Yes, that's great. 273 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,317 Do I know my husband? 274 00:12:42,384 --> 00:12:44,651 - Unbelievable. - You are good at this. 275 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:47,117 - Okay, next question. - Okay, all right. 276 00:12:47,217 --> 00:12:49,384 That was great. "If you could have sex 277 00:12:49,484 --> 00:12:52,284 With one of your friends' wives or girlfriends... 278 00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:54,183 ... Who would it be?" 279 00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:59,384 - That's a dangerous one. - Okay. 280 00:12:59,484 --> 00:13:01,651 - All right. - Hold on, hold on. 281 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:04,651 - Tell me when you're ready. I'm ready. - I think we got this. 282 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,550 - I'm ready. - I'm ready. 283 00:13:06,651 --> 00:13:09,317 - I'm gonna go first, okay? - All right. 284 00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:14,183 I will say, Cheryl, that you are adorable. 285 00:13:14,284 --> 00:13:16,484 Thank you. 286 00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:19,017 Susie, you dress great. 287 00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:22,183 Yeah, well, that's my forte, Marty. 288 00:13:22,317 --> 00:13:25,651 But when I really think about it, 289 00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:27,850 - I've gotta go with my little poofer. 290 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:30,017 Look at the... 291 00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:32,384 Oh my God. 292 00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,183 - Oh my God. - Oh, man. 293 00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:37,217 - Oh, God. - That's cute. 294 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,584 - How about that? How about that? - Isn't that great? 295 00:13:39,684 --> 00:13:41,783 - Go go, I wanna hear yours. - That is great. 296 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,783 - Hold it, hold it, hold it. - Okay. 297 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:46,484 - You're next. - All right. 298 00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:50,317 I'm gonna go with... 299 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,783 - cha cha. - Cha cha? Wow. 300 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,816 - Cha cha? Lewis's girlfriend? - Yeah, cha cha. 301 00:13:57,317 --> 00:14:00,217 Oh my God, I had no idea you had a thing for cha cha. 302 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,751 What are you talking about? I don't have a thing for cha cha. 303 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:05,217 Richard's girlfriend? 304 00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:06,916 - What? - That was a dumb answer. 305 00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:08,983 - Oh, stop it. - I mean, I had no idea 306 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,350 That you've been... That you wanted to have sex with cha cha. 307 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,550 I don't want to have sex with her. I'm answering the question. 308 00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:16,983 - What was the question, Marty? - "Who do you want to have sex with?" 309 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,250 - Who did you put down? - Obviously, there's a fantasy going down. 310 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,284 - Oh, get me involved now. - Who did you say? 311 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,816 - Who were you gonna say? - I was gonna answer Susie. 312 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:26,317 - Good answer. - Oh, God, you're both full of shit. 313 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,617 - Exactly. - You are full of shit. 314 00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:32,350 - You are full of shit. - I love my wife. 315 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,717 - Oh, you're all so good. - I didn't even know about cha cha. 316 00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:36,883 You love your wives. Fuck you and fuck you. 317 00:14:36,983 --> 00:14:40,617 Oh, you're the one that's mad. I love it. 318 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,384 Come on, honey. I don't care about cha cha. 319 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,384 I was trying to win the game. 320 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:52,651 You thought she was sexy. I thought that's what you would write down. 321 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,651 Cheryl, come on. 322 00:14:55,717 --> 00:14:58,150 I don't... come on, what can I do? 323 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,450 What can I do? I'll do anything. Come on. 324 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,883 Anything? 325 00:15:04,983 --> 00:15:06,883 Well, you know, 326 00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:09,883 Short of adopting this hurricane family. 327 00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,484 I can't wait to get to the airport 328 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,484 To see the family. It's so exciting. 329 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,117 - Are you excited? - Mmm. 330 00:15:21,183 --> 00:15:23,983 We'll finally get to meet them. They're gonna be so happy. 331 00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:25,916 The guy on the phone was saying how excited they were 332 00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:28,284 When they got on the plane 'cause they'd never been to L.A. Before. 333 00:15:28,384 --> 00:15:31,450 I can't wait to see what they look like. I know that sounds weird, 334 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,384 But I've been talking, you know, to them... 335 00:15:35,816 --> 00:15:37,916 ...And about them, you know... 336 00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,983 Yeah. I just... 337 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:44,550 I just want to make one quick stop before we go. 338 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:50,584 - Hey. - Hey. 339 00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:52,651 What are you guys doing? 340 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:57,350 What's... what's going on? 341 00:15:57,484 --> 00:15:59,916 What do you mean? 342 00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:02,816 - Where's everybody? - We thought there was a party. 343 00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:06,017 Oh my God, you thought the party was tonight? 344 00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:08,117 - Yeah. - Last night. 345 00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,350 - What? - The party was last night. 346 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,384 - Are you kidding me? - No, man. 347 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:14,816 - That's unbelievable. What? - I can't believe it. 348 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:18,150 - We got the wrong night? - Yeah, you did. 349 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,550 - Oh, shoot. All right. - Jesus Christ. Holy cow. 350 00:16:20,651 --> 00:16:22,350 I'm actually glad to hear this. 351 00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:24,751 I was a little pissed off that you didn't call. 352 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,916 - Oh, well, now you know why we didn't call. - Yeah. 353 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:30,117 - Hey, Mary. - Of course we didn't call... 'Cause we were coming tonight. 354 00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:32,117 - Come on in. - Oh, no no. We're not gonna come in. 355 00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:35,550 - Yeah, come in, seriously. - We got the wrong night. It's our fault. 356 00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:38,384 - Hey, Mary. - They thought the party was tonight. 357 00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:40,651 You're kidding. 358 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,651 Can you believe how stupid we are? 359 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,484 - All right, it's good to see you. - Larr. 360 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,751 - We'll call you later. - No way you're leaving. 361 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,983 This is fantastic. We have so much leftover food. 362 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,550 You're gonna come in and help us eat it. 363 00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,651 I'll call you tomorrow and we'll get together. 364 00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:54,651 - We'll do the whole... - Why? 365 00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:56,751 - We'll do a proper... - I'll take you out to dinner. I'm paying. 366 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,417 Hey, larr, you don't have any plans, 367 00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:01,284 You're supposed to be here, you're here. 368 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:06,117 Come on in. Come in, Cheryl. It'll be fun. 369 00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:09,684 Well... 370 00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:11,916 This'll be fun. We've got leftovers. We'll make an omelet. 371 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,684 - Sure. Oh yeah. - You guys, we can't... We can't... 372 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,317 It'll be great. Come on. 373 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,384 This is like pulling teeth. 374 00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:21,484 Come on in, you guys. 375 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,983 I don't know. Can you still see it? 376 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,850 - Not like it was. - A huge cyst. 377 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,717 It was like... When they got around to taking it out, 378 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:37,050 It turns out I could have almost broken my jaw 379 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,050 - By just chewing on ice. - Oh my gosh. 380 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,217 - It got all the way down into here. - But the dentist 381 00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:44,850 Really undersold the magnitude of it, I think. 382 00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:47,117 - Oh, completely. - 'Cause you thought it would be nothing. 383 00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:49,950 - Ever had any operations like that? - No, huh-Uh. 384 00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:56,017 - This is nice. - Yeah. 385 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,017 So what's going on with you guys? 386 00:17:58,117 --> 00:18:01,217 - Eh, not much, not much. - Nothing. 387 00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:03,317 You know something? You're behaving like 388 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,317 - You don't want to be here, Larry. - No. 389 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,050 - What? - You want to be here, don't you, larr? 390 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,250 Absolutely. That's crazy. Of course I want to be here. 391 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,417 - I just feel I'm intruding, that's all. - We are intruding. 392 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,050 I was raised not to intrude on people. 393 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:17,384 My mother would be horrified... horrified if she knew 394 00:18:17,484 --> 00:18:19,384 That I was sitting in the living room 395 00:18:19,484 --> 00:18:21,584 The night after a big party just took place... 396 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,950 Horrified. And it's bothering me. 397 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,217 Oh my God, you know what? 398 00:18:26,317 --> 00:18:28,484 I left the car running. 399 00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:31,117 - No, you didn't. - How did you know I didn't? 400 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,217 If you walk away from the car, it's on, and you got 401 00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:35,217 Your car keys in your hand, it goes "beep beep beep beep beep." 402 00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:37,250 No, it doesn't go "beep beep beep beep beep." 403 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,883 Yeah, it does go "beep beep beep beep beep," Larry. 404 00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:40,417 - I have one too. - Really? 405 00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,417 - Do you want to make a little side bet? - Yeah. 406 00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:43,983 - How much? - 500 bucks. 407 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,250 - Okay, 500 bucks? - Yeah. 408 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,217 - Okay, yeah, you're on. - All right, great. 409 00:18:47,317 --> 00:18:48,617 Okay, I'm gonna go check the car. 410 00:18:48,684 --> 00:18:50,217 You check the car. You stay where you are. 411 00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:51,950 - She can do anything she wants. - No no. 412 00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:57,584 I'll get it. This is ridiculous. 413 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,384 Teddy, we're late. We're sorry. You know cha cha, right? 414 00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:07,850 - I do. Hi, cha cha. Nice to see you. - Hi. 415 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,484 What's with the no-Valet for the party? 416 00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:10,617 You need some dough? 417 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,150 Yeah, see, you made a mistake. 418 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,150 You think that the party is tonight, 419 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,150 But it was actually last night. 420 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,783 - You're kidding, right? It's a joke? - No, I'm not. 421 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:21,417 - So come on in and sit. - No, it's... 422 00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:23,484 - it's embarrassing. - No no, it's not embarrassing. 423 00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:26,517 You know, Larry and Cheryl made the exact same mistake you did. 424 00:19:26,684 --> 00:19:28,450 - Come on in. - Hi. 425 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:30,850 - Mary, Cheryl. - You won't believe this: 426 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,850 They made the exact same mistake you did, Larry. 427 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,250 They thought the party was tonight. Interesting. 428 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,684 Yeah, it is interesting. 429 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,850 Can I get you guys a drink? You want a drink, Richard? 430 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,783 Uh, I'm a recovering alcoholic. 431 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:44,017 Oh, right. I forgot that. He's an alcoholic. 432 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,783 - Okay, you want something? - Hi, Cheryl, Mary. 433 00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:48,916 - Remember cha cha? - Can I talk to you for a second? 434 00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:50,317 - Hey, cha cha. - What are you doing? 435 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,883 What did you steal my thing for? 436 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,883 - What thing? - Showing-Up-On-The-Wrong- Night thing. 437 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:56,150 What, do you have a fucking copyright on this stupid little thing? 438 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,883 You're making a fool out of me. He's onto me now. 439 00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,983 You think you're making a fool of... I'm being made a... 440 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,717 I got 35 calls. 441 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,850 Don't ever say to anyone you want to have sex with my girlf... 442 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:05,850 I didn't say... We were playing "the newlywed game." 443 00:20:05,983 --> 00:20:07,717 What does that have to do with "I want to have intercourse with cha cha"? 444 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,250 I wanted to win the game. Do you even know what I'm talking about? 445 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,250 Okay, you know what? 446 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:14,584 I can't stay in the same house as him. We're gonna go. Come on. 447 00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,450 No no no, you know what? I should go. 448 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,484 - No no no, I'm going. - No no, I'm going. 449 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,550 - No no! - No no, I don't think you understand. 450 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:22,384 - I have to go. - No, I'm going. You stay. 451 00:20:22,484 --> 00:20:23,850 - No, you stay. - You stay. 452 00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,484 - You stay. You stay. - You stay. You stay. 453 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:28,017 - Ted. - Sorry. Thank you for everything. 454 00:20:28,117 --> 00:20:30,017 - So lovely. - Bye-Bye. 455 00:20:30,117 --> 00:20:31,916 Good night. 456 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,450 Come on, schmohawk! 457 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,050 Oh, Larry. 458 00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:55,017 Uh... Hey. 459 00:21:01,484 --> 00:21:03,684 Oh, gosh. 460 00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:05,584 Look at them. 461 00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:07,916 Hi. 462 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,384 Are you waiting for the Davids by any chance? 463 00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:12,017 - Yes. - You are? 464 00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:14,017 - Wake up, baby. Wake up, auntie Rae. - Oh my goodness. 465 00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:16,584 - We're so sorry we're late, so sorry. - Things happen, they do. 466 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,384 Well, you know, traffic... 467 00:21:18,484 --> 00:21:20,284 You'll see, in Los Angeles it's terrible. 468 00:21:20,384 --> 00:21:22,717 - I'm Loretta black. - Hi. Larry. 469 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,150 Cheryl. 470 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,217 - This is my auntie Rae. - Hello, I'm Larry. 471 00:21:26,317 --> 00:21:28,684 - These are my kids, Keysha and daryl. - Keysha and daryl. 472 00:21:28,783 --> 00:21:31,217 So let me see, your last name is black? 473 00:21:31,317 --> 00:21:32,584 - Yes. - Mm-Hmm. 474 00:21:32,684 --> 00:21:35,916 It's like if my last name was Jew, 475 00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:38,017 Like Larry Jew... 476 00:21:39,017 --> 00:21:40,916 'Cause I'm Jewish. 477 00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:43,850 Well, we really do appreciate y'all letting us stay with you. 478 00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:46,317 - We really do. We appreciate it. - We really do. 479 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,816 - No, I was just saying, 'cause you're black... - Larry, grab... 480 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,684 - it's not too heavy for you, is it? - No no. 481 00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:53,484 - Get that... - And I'm Jewish. 482 00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:55,950 Thank you so much. We really do appreciate it. 483 00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:57,983 - It's not too heavy for you, is it, Larry? - No. 484 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,517 Thank you, thank you. 485 00:21:59,617 --> 00:22:02,684 Okay, say your last name was gentile... 486 00:22:02,783 --> 00:22:05,751 - come on in. - Ooh, would you look at that? 487 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:08,883 - This is nice. - This is real nice. 488 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:11,584 Oh, yes. My goodness. 489 00:22:11,684 --> 00:22:14,484 And spacious too. I mean, just... 490 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,150 What do you think, huh? Isn't it something? You like it? 491 00:22:17,284 --> 00:22:19,250 It's a swank place you got here, Larry, very swank. 492 00:22:19,317 --> 00:22:20,783 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Oh, auntie Rae. 493 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,751 Go go, you go take a look around. 494 00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,317 - Go ahead. - Oh, thank you. Go on, babies. 495 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,484 - Don't touch anything. - Yeah, I thank you, I thank you. 496 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:29,850 Mm mm! This is a nice place. 497 00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:33,083 Fixtures going all along the staircase... 498 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:38,517 Ooh-Ee! I can't believe this. 499 00:22:38,617 --> 00:22:41,250 - We don't smoke in the house. - Them curtains... Just fabulous. 500 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:44,584 - And the couches... They so fluffy! - Cigarette... Smoking... 501 00:22:44,684 --> 00:22:46,384 - y'all got nice taste. - Thank you. 502 00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:48,050 - Where's the kitchen at? - It's right around there. 503 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,417 I'm going. I'm going. 504 00:22:50,517 --> 00:22:52,150 - This is so great. - She's smoking. 505 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,150 They're so great. 506 00:22:54,217 --> 00:22:56,117 Oh, you know what we should do? Let's have a party. 507 00:22:56,217 --> 00:22:58,584 Let's have a party and invite our friends so they can meet the blacks. 508 00:22:58,684 --> 00:23:00,317 - A party? - Hey, you guys want to have a party? 509 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:02,183 Yeah, Loretta? 510 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:04,350 What? A party? 511 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:14,083 - We're having a big party. - Uh-Huh. You need a cake? 512 00:23:14,183 --> 00:23:17,250 We do. A chocolate layered cake. 513 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,117 We want to get the same one 514 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,183 That Marty Funkhouser gets. 515 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,816 Oh, yes. He's actually ordered it a couple of times. 516 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,350 - Yeah. - I have one 517 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:27,384 That I just prepared recently. 518 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,183 I think it was the best cake we've ever had. 519 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,017 - Unbelievable. - We can't stop talking about it. 520 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,083 It is one of our most popular cakes. 521 00:23:33,183 --> 00:23:37,284 - I can understand why. - Yes, and here he is. 522 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:45,550 - That's a penis. - Yeah, well, we're an erotic bakery. 523 00:23:50,017 --> 00:23:52,651 Oh my God. 524 00:23:52,751 --> 00:23:55,450 This is where Marty buys his cakes? 525 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:58,183 - I ate that? - Yes, you ate this cake. 526 00:23:58,350 --> 00:24:01,550 Funkhouser... He knowingly served us penis. 527 00:24:01,651 --> 00:24:04,183 - What is wrong with that guy? - Let's go. 528 00:24:04,284 --> 00:24:05,816 - What an idiot. - Thank you. This is crazy... 529 00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,017 - a crotch. - The cake is delicious, by the way. 530 00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:09,584 Thank you very much, sir. 531 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,950 - I'll tell you, it was something else. - She's right. 532 00:24:15,017 --> 00:24:18,050 It was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced in my lifetime. 533 00:24:18,117 --> 00:24:20,950 - We are lucky we got out of there alive. - Yes, we are. 534 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,850 - I want you to meet these guys. - Okay. 535 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:24,916 I hope we're not too rude, but we showed up 536 00:24:25,017 --> 00:24:27,717 - The night of the party. - Good one. 537 00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:29,017 - Yeah. - Yeah. 538 00:24:29,117 --> 00:24:31,017 Let me ask you a question. 539 00:24:31,117 --> 00:24:32,916 How come you didn't tell me that I was eating 540 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,384 - A black penis the other night? - You mean the cake? 541 00:24:35,484 --> 00:24:36,916 Yeah. 542 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,117 Well, I told you it was a black log cake. 543 00:24:39,183 --> 00:24:41,117 Yeah, still, 544 00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:44,217 I was eating a black penis. You didn't mention it. 545 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:48,017 Well, eating a black penis is not appetizing to everybody. 546 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:49,950 Next time you're gonna do something like that, 547 00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:51,417 Tell me, okay? I think that's unfair. 548 00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:52,850 Why did you take the balls home? 549 00:24:53,017 --> 00:24:55,217 I didn't know they were balls. 550 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:04,017 Excuse me. 551 00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:07,484 Mm-Hmm. Yes, it was you. 552 00:25:07,584 --> 00:25:10,083 Well... Oh, boy oh boy. Hey. 553 00:25:10,183 --> 00:25:11,651 - Hi. - Hi, cha cha. 554 00:25:11,816 --> 00:25:14,850 - Hi, Larry. - I'm sorry about the other night. 555 00:25:15,017 --> 00:25:17,317 I was just trying to win "the newlywed game" is all. 556 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:19,150 Look, I'm over it. I'm here. 557 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,751 - Believe me, I'm way over it. - You know... 558 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,484 - hey, everybody, who wants cake? - I do, I do. 559 00:25:23,584 --> 00:25:26,584 Oh, great great. The best cake I ever had. Come on. 560 00:25:26,684 --> 00:25:28,217 ...Give you a childish apology... 561 00:25:28,317 --> 00:25:30,050 No, because it was my routine and... 562 00:25:33,584 --> 00:25:35,484 Jeff! 563 00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:38,550 Jeff, the cake! Jeff! 564 00:26:08,284 --> 00:26:10,150 I'm... 565 00:26:10,284 --> 00:26:12,417 I'm so sorry. First of all, 566 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:14,916 You have to understand something, okay? 567 00:26:15,017 --> 00:26:17,484 My friend Jeff did not know... 568 00:26:17,584 --> 00:26:20,950 Did not know that there was a penis in that box 569 00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:22,950 When he picked that up from the bakery. 570 00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,150 He called in the order and they gave him the box. 571 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,250 He didn't look inside the box. 572 00:26:29,517 --> 00:26:31,651 How's Keysha? 573 00:26:33,017 --> 00:26:35,651 I finally got her to sleep. She's upset. 574 00:26:35,783 --> 00:26:37,717 Of course. Of course she's upset. 575 00:26:37,816 --> 00:26:40,083 Understandable. To see a big penis like that... 576 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,983 What are you gonna do? She's a little girl. 577 00:26:44,517 --> 00:26:47,816 Okay, you know... 578 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:49,816 The smoking-In-The-House 579 00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:52,317 I wanted to talk to you about. 580 00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,983 Um, is there any way 581 00:26:55,117 --> 00:26:57,017 Maybe you would consider 582 00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,017 Smoking... 583 00:27:00,117 --> 00:27:02,450 Outside 584 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:04,450 On occasion? 585 00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:07,083 How's the cake? 586 00:27:07,183 --> 00:27:09,751 - Pretty good. - Mmm. 587 00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:12,284 Pretty... Pretty good. 588 00:27:12,384 --> 00:27:14,384 You want some? 589 00:27:18,183 --> 00:27:20,816 Good night. 590 00:27:22,284 --> 00:27:24,284 Good night. 591 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:43,183 - Where have you been? - Ate some penis. 592 00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:18,384 So what are we gonna do now, l.D.? 593 00:28:18,484 --> 00:28:21,217 Maybe some family will adopt us. 594 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:23,017 Holy moly. 595 00:28:24,217 --> 00:28:25,783 What happened? 596 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:29,117 - A fire. - Oh my God. 597 00:28:31,284 --> 00:28:33,183 What are you doing here? 598 00:28:33,284 --> 00:28:35,816 - Oh, I'm here for the party. - The party? 599 00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:38,651 The party was yesterday. 600 00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:40,484 What? 601 00:28:40,584 --> 00:28:42,783 Yesterday. The party was yesterday. 602 00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:44,484 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME.