1 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:12,200 Episode 5x09: The Korean Bookie 2 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,700 Larry! 3 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,000 God, Larry, come on, what are you doing? 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,900 - We're late for the barbecue. - Oh, okay. 5 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,500 - Mark and Marla are going to... - I'm all ready. 6 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,000 Okay, all right. 7 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,600 - What are you doing? - I'm getting a jacket. 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,700 - Oh, you're not going to need a jacket. - No, I am... 9 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:28,500 It's at the beach... 10 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,500 No, it gets very chilly at night at the beach, are you kidding? 11 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,502 There'll be a fire. 12 00:00:32,502 --> 00:00:34,503 - Why are you wearing corduroys? - I'll leave it in the car. 13 00:00:34,503 --> 00:00:35,602 What's the big deal? 14 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,800 I think you're just a little overdressed. 15 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,300 All you need are flip-flops and some jeans. 16 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,400 You know the story of the three little pigs, 17 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,200 the one who built his house with bricks? 18 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,700 - Yes. - That's me. 19 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,400 - Okay. - I build my house with bricks. 20 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,700 I build my house with bricks. 21 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,800 - And by the way... - I'm the third pig. 22 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,800 - When we get there... - think of me that way, 23 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,500 the third pig. - I will think of you as the third pig. 24 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,800 and when we get there, 25 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,600 will you please apologize to Mark 26 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,700 for the way you treated him at the seder? 27 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:01,000 - I told you... - accusing him of stealing your newspapers? 28 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,100 I already apologized to him, I told you that. 29 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,600 I'm still not convinced he didn't take it. 30 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,000 What do you think about that? 31 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,800 ... scared to go to bed 32 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,500 'cause the freaks at Dupont might get out of the cave. 33 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,600 I don't know how you can eat this thing, really. 34 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,500 - You want a bite? - Huh? 35 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,700 Why don't you just burn everything you eat to a cinder? 36 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,200 Why stop at the marshmallow? 37 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,500 Aw, come on... they're toastin'. 38 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,100 - It's a light toasting. - Doesn't matter. 39 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,400 It's the situation. We're sitting around a campfire together. 40 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,900 - That's why we're doing this. - It's a fun... 41 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:40,400 I don't want to spoil your fun. You're having a good time. 42 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,100 I'm just saying it's idiotic what you're doing. 43 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,900 - Try this one. Try one. - No, it doesn't taste good. I don't want it. 44 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,500 Thank you for your opinion, Larry. 45 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,100 That's a perfect fire I built. 46 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,800 Whose idea was it to have s'mores tonight? 47 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,800 He can't handle the truth. 48 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,100 - I'm cold. I'm gonna get my jacket. - What? 49 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,800 - Love those s'mores. - He should just try it. 50 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,800 Another perfect one. Who's ready? 51 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,500 Who drank all the beer? 52 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,600 Somebody's been drinking all the beer. 53 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,600 - Hey. - Hey. 54 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,600 My jacket's not in the car. 55 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,600 - What do you mean? - Didn't I put the jacket in the car? 56 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,200 You said that you brought it with you. 57 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,900 - I brought it with me, in the back seat, right? - Yes. 58 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,900 And I looked in the front seat and the trunk. 59 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,500 - That's really strange. - Huh? 60 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,000 That's bizarre... 61 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,600 'Cause I know you brought it. 62 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,500 'Cause I made fun of you. 63 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,000 What, what are you looking at? 64 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,400 That's my jacket. 65 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:56,800 Marla's wearing my jacket. 66 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,900 She took my jacket from the car? 67 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,400 What is that? 68 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,300 I don't know, maybe she was walking by and saw it in the back seat. 69 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,300 But you don't go into someone's car and take their coat. 70 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,600 - She just grabbed it, she was cold. - It's not her coat though. 71 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,100 Okay, well, it's not a big deal. Let's not make it a big deal. 72 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:13,100 Everyone? 73 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,800 - Uh, we have an announcement. - Yeah. 74 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,400 We want you guys to clear your calendars 75 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,100 and hold the date of the 14th 76 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:26,200 and come back here where we're going to be getting married. 77 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,000 Oh my god! 78 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,500 Congratulations. 79 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:33,600 Oh my god, that is so great. 80 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,600 - Oh, thanks. - Congratulations. 81 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,900 - It's going to be totally cool. - Mazel tov. 82 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,600 - That's so exciting. - Oh, thank you. 83 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Congratulations! 84 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,000 That's great... great news. 85 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,500 I mean it just couldn't have been more perfect. 86 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,500 Yeah, good, good. 87 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 - We're just happy. - It's cold. 88 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,200 Where did you get that jacket? 89 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,200 Oh, I got it from one of the cars. 90 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,900 Oh, okay. 91 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,200 Okay, no wonder... 92 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,200 - I was just so cold. - Yeah, 'cause... 93 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,900 Yeah, 'cause that's... you got it from my car. 94 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,900 That's actually my jacket. 95 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:21,800 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was so cold. 96 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,400 Yeah, me too. That's why I went to the car to get the jacket. 97 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,200 'Cause I'm... I'm freezing and everything. 98 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,700 - Well, thank you. - Eh. 99 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:32,500 'cause earlier in fact, before we came, 100 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,900 I was taking the coat and Cheryl was mocking me for wearing a coat, 101 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,900 'cause it's freezing, you know. 102 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,900 I'm not gonna take a coat... what, am I nuts? 103 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:44,700 I had the foresight to bring the coat. 104 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,700 You know what I mean? 'Cause I knew it's the beach, 105 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,600 it gets chilly on the beach. 106 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,700 - You know... - Bring a jacket. 107 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,600 - Bring a jacket. - Right. 108 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,600 You know, so I brought the jacket and... 109 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,200 and I was smart, you know, to bring the jacket. 110 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,400 Larry, do you want the jacket back? 111 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,300 - Eh, oh... okay. - Here you go. 112 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:15,600 - Are you sure? - It-it did its job, truly. 113 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,800 - You sure? - Yeah, you take it back. 114 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,700 All right, okay, okay. 115 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,900 Wow! 116 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,500 Wowie. 117 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,100 - Better? - What the hell is this? 118 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,600 What is that? 119 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,700 - It might have been... - What is that? 120 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,500 - I was eating a s'more... - Is that a s'more? 121 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,500 It might have been. I was eating it, it's choc... 122 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,500 but it'll wash out, it's fleece. - Oh my god. That's not gonna wash out. 123 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,100 - Look at that. - Well, sure... 124 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,500 I'll take the jacket back with me. I can wash it. 125 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,000 It'll be fine. 126 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,700 - I'd be happy to buy you a new jacket. - I see s'mores, I can't stand them. 127 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:51,900 I don't know how... 128 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,900 I-I don't know what people eat them for. 129 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,800 So somebody borrows your jacket, it's not a big deal. 130 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,200 You know what I mean? 131 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,700 You move on. You don't worry about. 132 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,200 You don't think about it. 133 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,700 How could I sit there freezing to death 134 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,600 while she's wearing my jacket? 135 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,100 It's not like there's something wrong with her and she's got an illness 136 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,600 where she really needs the jacket. - You don't have an illness either... 137 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,900 She's a perfectly healthy woman wearing my jacket, I'm freezing. 138 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,400 Larry, they got engaged tonight, okay? 139 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,500 This was not about you. 140 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,800 It was not about your stupid jacket. 141 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,300 They got engaged. 142 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,800 Yeah, that's true. 143 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,200 Why would you even say that? 144 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,302 - 'Cause I was cold. - Well, so was she. 145 00:06:35,302 --> 00:06:36,903 Well then, she should have brought her own jacket. 146 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:40,202 I was the only one who anticipated that it was going to be cold. 147 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,700 And I should be rewarded for that foresight, not punished. 148 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:48,200 You know what? This is really... it's a serious thing for them to get engaged. 149 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,300 I did not ask her directly for the jacket. 150 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:53,300 If I say don't say anything, 151 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 do you know what that means? - Yes yes, mom, yeah. 152 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,400 - Mom says... - I feel like you don't know what it means. 153 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,100 If mom says, "don't say..." I didn't say anything. 154 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,400 You know how you said that you were the smart pig? 155 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,900 - Yeah, the smart pig... exactly, yeah. - That made his house of... 156 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,800 but the thing about the smart pig that made his house of bricks, 157 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,500 he protected the other little pigs that came over. 158 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,400 Okay? He watched over them and helped them, 159 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,100 'cause he was a generous pig. 160 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,200 Yeah... 161 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,500 The pig also didn't come home 162 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,700 to find some other fucking pig 163 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,900 living in his house while he was locked out. 164 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,900 If the jacket were big enough for two people... 165 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,900 - I know. - I would've shared it like the pig did. 166 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,200 Pig? 167 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,100 The pig... "the three little pigs," you don't know that story? 168 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,800 What pig? I don't know what pig is. 169 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,200 You know, "the three little pigs." One built... 170 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,500 the wolf was after the pigs. One built his house with bricks. 171 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,200 I'm the pig with the bricks. 172 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,800 When did it happen? In the news? 173 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,900 No, this is a fairy tale. 174 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,700 - Not real? - Yeah, it's not real. 175 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,000 - Oh. - Yeah. 176 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,700 All right, so what... what do I owe you? 177 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:01,600 I owe you money. 178 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,600 - 300. - 300. 179 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,900 Can you believe I bet the Clippers? What kind of moron am I? 180 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,400 That is your fault, not mine. 181 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,300 I said don't, you did it. 182 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:12,300 - Have I ever won on the Clippers, huh? - Never, never, mmm-mm. 183 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,400 A jerk. 184 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,400 Okay, on tuesday... 185 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,800 - I think, uh... - yes? 186 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,100 - I think I like the Knicks. - You and I connect. 187 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,400 - Yeah? - Huh? 188 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400 They're getting three and a half points. 189 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,500 - 150. - Okay. 190 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,800 Okay... I don't even have enough cash. 191 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,200 - Can I write you a check? - Make it out to cash. 192 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,200 All right, come on in for a second. You can come in. 193 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,300 - That's something important... - That's what I told him. 194 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,900 Hey-hey, look who's here. 195 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,200 - Boy, what are you feeding this animal? - What you mean? 196 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,300 He's as fat as a house. 197 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:48,000 - My god, look at the size of him. - What kind of thing is that to say? 198 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,700 You'll hurt his feelings. 199 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,800 - Like he knows what I'm talking about. - He does, he knows! 200 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,100 You don't call a dog fat. 201 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,700 You go around calling Jeff a fat fuck. 202 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,900 Jeff is a fat fuck. 203 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,400 Oscar is just big boned. 204 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,300 He's not fat, he's lean. He's just right. 205 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:03,000 - Thank you. - He's gorgeous. 206 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,500 What do you feed the dog? 207 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,000 Food, you know, dog food. 208 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,600 Where do you live? 209 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,100 Uh, around the neighborhood, nearby. 210 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:15,600 Oh, they live about two blocks up, big gray house with white columns. 211 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,900 - Whi-white columns? - Yeah, can't miss it. 212 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:18,900 It's right on the right side. 213 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,400 - Two blocks? - Yeah. 214 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,200 Um, I'll be right down. 215 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,400 This is Sung; 216 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,600 Cheryl, Susie, Oscar. 217 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,300 - Hi. - Hi. 218 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,700 Nice to meet you. 219 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,100 He's a beautiful dog. 220 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,400 Why-why did you tell her the dog's fat? 221 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,200 Why? Because he is fat. He's gained about 25 lbs. 222 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,000 You don't tell her that. You can think that, tell me even. 223 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,400 - What the hell are you feeding it? - She feeds it, I'm not. 224 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,900 I don't get the whole dog thing anyway. 225 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,700 - We had a dog... Sheriff, remember? - Yeah, I know Sheriff. 226 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,300 It's like having a bum living in your house. 227 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,400 When everybody hates me, my dog loves me. 228 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,900 Stop the car for a second. 229 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,500 - That Heineman's car? - Yeah, that's Heineman's car. 230 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,500 But look... he never fixed the dent. 231 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,800 Remember when I smashed into it? 232 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,800 He didn't fix it. I gave him a check for $1500. 233 00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:15,200 He won't talk to me since his daughter jumped off the chair lift. 234 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,500 I'll be right back. 235 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,000 Oy, perfect. 236 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,800 - Hello. - Larry. 237 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,500 I was driving by the restaurant 238 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:38,400 and I couldn't help but notice you haven't fixed the dent on the car. 239 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,100 No, I didn't fix the dent. 240 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,400 Hmm. 241 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,700 May I ask why? 242 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,500 Considering it's none of your business, I had better use for the money. 243 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,500 - Such as? - If you must know, 244 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,700 I gave the money to my daughter 245 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,700 who needs it for something far more important than fixing a car. 246 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,400 - What does she need it for? - It's really none of your business. 247 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,000 - It's a little unethical by the way... - It has nothing to do... 248 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,200 - ...not to fix the car. - It has nothing to do with ethics. 249 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,400 It's my money, you gave me my money. 250 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,200 I can do with that money what I please. 251 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,300 Are these pickles? 252 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,300 They're mine! 253 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,000 All right. 254 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,100 Man, take it easy. 255 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,600 - Good day, Mr. David. - Good day, Mr. Heineman. 256 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,200 Pfft, boy, that went well. 257 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,000 He said he has no intention of getting the car fixed. 258 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 He gave the money to his daughter, he said she needed it. 259 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,500 Well, that's a big bowl of wrong. 260 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,500 - You can't do that. - You can't do that. 261 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Hello? 262 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,900 - Hey, honey. - Hey, ask her how the Knicks did. 263 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,200 - I got $150 on them... - When? 264 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,400 You're kidding me? 265 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,500 Well, where are you? 266 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 All right, I'll be there in like 10 minutes. 267 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,300 Oscar went into the pantry, 268 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,300 had three boxes of oreos and now he's gonna die. 269 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,000 - What?! - He's at the vet. He's gonna die. 270 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,900 I told you you're feeding that dog too much. 271 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,900 I don't feed him oreos! 272 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,500 All right, uh... 273 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,100 I'll be in the examining room. 274 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,600 Just wait out here. I'll be back. 275 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,200 Excuse me? 276 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,800 You wouldn't happen to know the score of the Knick game last night, would you? 277 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,700 Oh, the Knicks? Oh, that was a great game. 278 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,500 - Went into overtime. - Really? 279 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah, they lost by four. 280 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Larry? 281 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,500 - Oh, honey... - No! 282 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,000 - Oscar's gonna be okay. - He's sedated. He's gonna be fine. 283 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 We're going to take him home. 284 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,800 - I love that dog. - Oh, Larry... 285 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,800 - So sweet. - Uh-huh. 286 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,800 Oh, Larry. 287 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,600 Hey, you got something from Marla, 288 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,500 to "Larry David". - Marla? 289 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,800 The one who ruined my jacket? That Marla? 290 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,700 - Yeah. - Really? 291 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,300 Well, give it to me. 292 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,300 - What are you opening it for? - It's already open now. 293 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,400 She's my friend. 294 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,400 "Hi, Larry, sorry about the jacket, Marla." 295 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,700 There's a check. 296 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,900 What?! 297 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,900 A check! 298 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,900 $150! 299 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,200 Wow! 300 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,900 - Boy, you don't see that very often. - What's that? 301 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,700 Well, somebody does something wrong and then they make up for it 302 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,200 with something like this. 303 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,100 This is quite a gesture. 304 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,300 I had her pegged all wrong, I think. 305 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,600 I guess I should keep it, right? 306 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,600 Sometimes you rip up these checks, it screws up the books. 307 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,100 - Yeah. - It does, honestly. 308 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,300 I'll keep the check. 309 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,300 It can really screw up the books, these things. 310 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,800 - Well, I-I... - Really nice. 311 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,500 I'm impressed that you even realize what a nice gesture that is. 312 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,000 I'm apologizing all the time, telling people I'm sorry. 313 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,700 I know when I've done something wrong. I'm not afraid to apologize. 314 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,700 Most people, I have to say, and my mother always used to tell me this, 315 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,900 "most people aren't like you, Larry. 316 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,000 Most people are not like you. 317 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,200 You're special." 318 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,100 - You know? - Yeah. 319 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,300 Everybody's not like me. 320 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,800 - No, they're not, no. - When I do something wrong, 321 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,500 I say, "I'm sorry." 322 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,500 It's the big... you know, you give it up. 323 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,000 You do something wrong, you say it. 324 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 That's what she did. 325 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,300 That's what that check is about. 326 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:43,300 I know, I know and I-I... 327 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,600 Listen, this makes me feel so much better 328 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,700 to know how you feel about Marla now. 329 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,100 So when we go to their wedding, it's not gonna be weird. 330 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,100 - It will be comfortable. Yeah. - It'll be comfortable. 331 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And I have to say, I thought it was very touching 332 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,400 how sensitive you were about Oscar today. 333 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,000 Oh, come on... it's Oscar, man. 334 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,200 - Oh. - I know, but I just... 335 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,900 I don't usually see you... 336 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,100 I don't know. 337 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,400 So... kind of in touch with your emotions. 338 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,300 - Really? - And willing to... 339 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:22,500 I mean, you'd have to be inhuman not to feel something in a moment like that. 340 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,900 The poor dog is fighting for his life, you know, 341 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,200 I love that dog. I mean... 342 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,700 If anything ever happened to him, I-I don't know... 343 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,800 - I don't know what I'd do, but... - Oh. 344 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,200 - I'm sure I'd figure something out. - Larry. 345 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,500 I-I love that freaking dog. 346 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,500 - You know? - I know. 347 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,400 Huh. Hey, whoa, Nelson. 348 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,100 What you got up your sleeve here? 349 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,300 I don't know. What you got up your sleeve? 350 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,900 Am I detecting a little... daytime sex here? 351 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,700 Is that what this is about? 352 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,200 Daytime sex? 353 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,400 I love daytime sex. 354 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,500 Then you can just go on with the rest of the day 355 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,500 - as if nothing happen... - Okay, okay. 356 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,000 Oscar! 357 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,100 Oscar, where the fuck are you? 358 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,100 Jeff, look in the garden shed. He's got to be somewhere. 359 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,700 - Oscar! - I'm looking. 360 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,800 Larry, have you see Oscar? Was he outside? 361 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,400 - No. - He's missing. 362 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,000 - Oscar's missing? - Yes, he's missing. He was sedated. 363 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,800 You know we sedated him yesterday at the vet. 364 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,700 He was lying in the backyard and now he's gone. 365 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:39,000 He could barely walk two steps... Jeff! 366 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,500 - I don't know. I've looked everywhere. - Huh! 367 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,200 - I have no idea. - Maybe somebody kidnapped him. 368 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,900 No one's going to kidnap a sedated dog. 369 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,200 Well, where the fuck is he, Jeff? 370 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200 God. Oscar! 371 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,300 This is crazy. 372 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,500 - You know what? - What? 373 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,300 - I have a korean bookie. - Yeah? 374 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,300 - When he was over at the house the other day... - Yeah? 375 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,200 He saw Oscar there. He was kind of drooling over him a little bit. 376 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,200 So... he likes my dog. 377 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,000 Well, you know it's not a myth, 378 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,900 they do eat dogs. 379 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,800 - They eat dogs?! - Yeah. 380 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,300 Some Koreans eat dogs. 381 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,300 - Ugh! - Well, you know what? 382 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,800 - What? - I gotta go over there now. 383 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,800 He's got a flower shop. I gotta pay off my Knick loss. 384 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,700 I'll suss it out. I'll feel it out. 385 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,600 I'm sure he didn't eat your dog... I shouldn't have brought it up. 386 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,900 - Crazy! - You shouldn't have brought it up. 387 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,300 - That made me a little... - No, no, don't... forget it. 388 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,100 All right, forgotten. 389 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,900 He didn't kidnap and eat your dog, okay? 390 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,400 Don't... don't worry about it. 391 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,800 No, Marla. I got it taken care of. The beach is a good idea. 392 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,500 Yeah, tell Mark I said hi. 393 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,700 Okay. Bye. 394 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,600 Who has a wedding on the beach? 395 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,500 Mark and Marla? 396 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,900 - Yes, you know them? - I'm going to the wedding. 397 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,200 - You're gonna be there? - Yeah! 398 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,100 - I see you there! - What are you doing? 399 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,900 - Flower, dumb-dumb. - You're doing the flowers? 400 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,600 - The wedding need flowers. - Huh. 401 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,200 - Will you say hi to me or are you gonna dis me? - No, I don't dis people. 402 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,800 - Okay, okay. - I owe you money. 403 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,700 - Yes. - Okay. 404 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:24,000 - Here we go... - Uh, okay, unbelievable. 405 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,900 I'm... I don't have the cash. 406 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:30,300 - How come you never have cash, Larry? - I'm sorry, Sung. I'm sorry. 407 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,600 - No, I see you on the... - Never happen again, I promise. 408 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,500 - But listen, know what I got? - What? 409 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,500 I got a check from Marla 410 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,800 made out to me for $150. 411 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,500 I'll sign it right over to you. 412 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:45,000 - Okay, last time. - Last time, Sung. I'm sorry, I promise. 413 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,400 - 'Cause I like you. - Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 414 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,600 - Okay. - I know where you live. 415 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 - Oh, you know what? - What? 416 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,700 - You know who I'm liking? - I have a feeling. 417 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:01,000 No, not liking, not liking, Sung, loving. 418 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 - Who? Huh? - Loving. 419 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,000 Celtics! 420 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,600 I knew it, 'cause I think the same thing as you! 421 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,000 - How did you know that? - You're going to win! 422 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I think it. You're gonna win. 423 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,200 - $300 on the Celtics. - Winner. 424 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,400 - Let's pick 'em. I love 'em. - Yes. 425 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,700 - I love 'em. - How does it feel? 426 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,600 - I love the Celtics. - It feels good, huh? 427 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,600 - Yeah. - Yes. 428 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,400 What are you eating, Sung? 429 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,400 Larry, this is fresh meat. 430 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,700 It's quite delectable. 431 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,800 What kind of meat? 432 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,300 The best kind. 433 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,100 Only the best for Sung. 434 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,100 So I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but... 435 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,000 Oscar's missing. 436 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,900 Oh, that's too bad. 437 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:50,900 He's a good dog. 438 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,200 - Yeah, he's a good dog. - Yes. 439 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,200 You wouldn't happen to know anything about it? 440 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,200 Uh, no, Larry. 441 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,400 Are you sure? 442 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,400 Yes. 443 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600 Okay. 444 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,200 See you at the wedding. 445 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,800 So, uh, I saw that car you hit the other day in the parking lot. 446 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,200 - Heineman's car? - Yeah. 447 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,700 What the... Heineman's here? 448 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,000 I didn't see him, I just saw the car. 449 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,500 - What the hell is he doing here? - No idea. 450 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 - What's with the hat? - What? 451 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,700 - I'm married, I can wear whatever I want. - It does look ridiculous. 452 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,700 You look like you should be pulling a rickshaw. 453 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,000 - I could care less. - But nonetheless... 454 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,500 boy, I tell you something, this is one hell of a titty festival. 455 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,400 They're all over the place. 456 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,600 Big bosoms everywhere you look. 457 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,800 - You know what it is? - What? 458 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,400 Mark obviously invited a lot of his clients. 459 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,600 Of course, of course! 460 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,600 He gave them all boobs jobs, invited his clients. 461 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,100 Oh, hey, there's Sung, my bookie. 462 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,700 - Oh, what happened with Oscar? - Nothing. Forget that. 463 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,800 Is that Heineman's daughter? Yeah. 464 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,700 No wonder why the car's there. 465 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,800 - Look... - Jesus, look at the size of her. 466 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800 - What has she done? - Holy shit. 467 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,300 Heineman told me that he took the money I gave him, the $1500 468 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,000 and gave it to his daughter and didn't tell me why. 469 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 He said she needed it for something. 470 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,900 I paid for those things. 471 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,400 You paid for those giant fake titties. 472 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,500 Come on, man. What is that? What's up with that? 473 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,300 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. All right, bye-bye. 474 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 - Wow! - Hello. 475 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,300 Hello. 476 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,400 How are you? 477 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,900 I'm fine, thank you. 478 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,700 You've undergone quite a transformation since the last time I saw you. 479 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:01,500 Yes, my father thought it would bring more joy toy social interactions. 480 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,500 - Really? Is that what he thought? - Yes. 481 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,300 Let me just say this, okay? 482 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,300 "Less is more." 483 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,000 I think you went a little... too big on it. 484 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,300 It's just my opinion. 485 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,100 Well, thank you for your opinion. 486 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:17,000 But we thought they would be festive if they were appropriately sized. 487 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,700 They-they're festive, man. That's a festival if I ever saw one. 488 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:23,200 I don't know what kind of guy you're going after with those things, 489 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,400 but you're not gonna get somebody like me, I can tell you that. 490 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,800 Oh well, oh god. 491 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,600 All right, whatever. 492 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,300 - Good luck with them. - Thank you. 493 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,800 - I hope it works out. - It's been working out. 494 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,700 - Really? - Yes, it has, absolutely. 495 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,700 - Hey. - Hey, Larry. 496 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,600 - Is this your handiwork? - It sure is, yeah. 497 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,800 - One of my best patients. - Really? 498 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,100 - How are you? - Good, thank you. They feel great. 499 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,400 My lumbar section of the back hurts a little. 500 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,800 You went a little big on it, didn't you? 501 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,000 Were you drunk at the time you did this thing? 502 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,200 He thinks they're too big. 503 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,700 This is completely natural, Larry. 504 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,700 - It's proportionate... - It's natural at a freak show maybe. 505 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,900 - I don't think so, I think they're perfect. - Not very subtle. 506 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:04,300 It's not about subtlety, Larry, it's about excellence and confidence. 507 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,000 - I paid for them, by the way. - Excuse me? 508 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Yeah, I gave your father a check for the car, $1500. 509 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,300 He gave it to you for this. 510 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,800 - Not all of it. - My check, my check paid for those. 511 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,700 - That's where my money's going. - Maybe covered the left, 512 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,800 the bottom portion of the left half. 513 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,300 Exactly. Exactly. 514 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,800 Excuse me. 515 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,600 You wouldn't happen to know the score of the Celtic game last night, would you? 516 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,600 Uh... Celtics lost by three. 517 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,000 Man... 518 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,800 Why can't I catch a break on this shit, oh! 519 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,800 - What's the matter with him? - I don't know. 520 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,400 Larry? 521 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,300 Larry, what's wrong? 522 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,300 I just told him the Celtics lost. 523 00:23:57,300 --> 00:24:00,500 Oh, I think I'll... get my coat. 524 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,500 I'm getting a little chilly. 525 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:13,100 Mark, do you take this woman, Marla, 526 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,300 to be your lawfully wedded wife, 527 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,300 to have and to hold until death do you part? 528 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,200 I do. 529 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,800 And do you, Marla, take this man, Mark, 530 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,100 to be your lawfully wedded husband, 531 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:29,100 to have and to hold in sickness and in health 532 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,100 until death do you part? 533 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,500 You have got to be kidding me. 534 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,500 - Honey... What? - Is there a problem? 535 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,600 Where's the new jacket, Larry? 536 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,600 There... I didn't buy a new jacket. 537 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,500 I sent you $150. Did you receive it? 538 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,500 - Yeah. - Well, where is the new jacket? 539 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,000 Well, I didn't buy a new jacket. 540 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,500 It's my money. I can do whatever I want with it, no? 541 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:58,500 No, that was my money I gave to you to replace the soiled jacket. 542 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,200 I told him to buy a jacket... 543 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,200 - First, you destroyed my jacket. - ...before he sees you again. 544 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,200 I don't need to buy a new jacket just 'cause you say. 545 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,100 Did you read the memo of the check I sent you, Larry? 546 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,700 It said, "replace fleece jacket." 547 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,700 Replace fleece jacket. 548 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,500 - Unbelievable. - Ever tasted anything like this in your life? 549 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,000 It's fantastic. 550 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,300 - This is unbelievable. - I've never tasted anything like it. 551 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,600 - What is this dish? - What, you're talking about this? 552 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,700 - Yeah. - It's pulgoki. The korean florist brought it. 553 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,000 It's delicious. 554 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,600 Oh, boy! 555 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,500 Oscar! 556 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,500 Hey, pulgoki's Oscar! You're eating a do-oooog! 557 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 You're eating a dog! 558 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,700 Water! 559 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,000 Drink of water! 560 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,300 Holy shit, it's Oscar! 561 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,200 Larry! Larry! 562 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,400 - You all right? - Yeah. 563 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:37,500 Subtitles by Eyedol 564 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:43,500 Transcript by Raceman 565 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:49,500 Only for www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net