1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:07,200 Episode 5x08: The Ski Lift 2 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,700 Well, thanks... thanks for coming over. 3 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,500 - Ah, you know, please. - You've been... 4 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,400 you look fantastic. Look at you. 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,200 - Really?! - You never looked better in your life. 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,200 - Oh, thank you. - You're a lucky man, you're a blessed man. 7 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,700 Well, you know, I took, uh... 8 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:28,600 I took care of myself. I was never an alcoholic or a drug addict, or... 9 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:32,400 never slept with a lot strange women, although I wanted to, they wouldn't... 10 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,000 you know... 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,804 I need a kidney, man. 12 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,802 Where am I gonna find someone who loves me enough just to give me a kidney? 13 00:00:39,802 --> 00:00:41,900 Come on, you took the test. You're a match. 14 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,000 Are you gonna give me the kidney or not? 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,800 - I'm struggling. - Well, what's wrong with Louis Lewis? 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,100 - I mean, he's... in this... - Oh, please. 17 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:49,700 ... coma in the hospital. How long can he go on? 18 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,200 - And he's family. - He's in a coma. 19 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,100 Comas are unpredictable for Christ's sake. 20 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,000 Who the hell fucking knows? 21 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,900 Family. 22 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,000 Fuck family. 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,900 You know, and you know what's pissing me off? 24 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:03,500 I'm so low on that list, that kidney transplant list. 25 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,600 It's so unfair. 26 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,300 Look at the Mick. I mean, the Mick... 27 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,000 I love the guy, we were friends. 28 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,700 Mantle got his liver just like that... 29 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:12,800 - Boom. - Yeah. Well, if you were a little bigger celebrity, 30 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,800 you'd be on the top of the list too. 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,400 Jesus Christ. 32 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,500 By the way, that... see that ball? 33 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,800 That's the 500th home run that the Mick hit. 34 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,800 - Really? - Yeah, I'm leaving it... it's in my will. 35 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,800 It's yours. 36 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,900 - No kidding. - Yeah. It's worth about 20 grand. I mean... 37 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,400 - What?! - And you get the money too. 38 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,200 I'm giving you the bread and the ball. 39 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,300 Hey, remember in camp, when you used to do... 40 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,900 the Mick round... do the Mick rounding the bases. 41 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:39,900 Yeah. 42 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,600 - That's Mickey's run. Yep. - Huh? 43 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,000 - You look great. - Mickey Mantle. 44 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Yeah, that's Mantle. 45 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,700 - Well, I'm gonna take off. - When are you coming back? 46 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,100 - Yeah, I'll come back. - Soon? 47 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,300 Yeah. 48 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,700 And let me ask you a question: 49 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,500 You like this sweater? 50 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,400 - How's it look? - You know... 51 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,400 if you're doing an Andy Williams summer show. 52 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 See, you still got your sense of humor. 53 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,800 - You still got it. - I love you, Larry. 54 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,000 I really love you. 55 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,400 And if my cousin stays in that coma, 56 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,900 I'm depending on you. 57 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,500 - Hi. - Hi. 58 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,500 - I'm Lisa, his nurse. - Oh, hi I'm Larry. 59 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,500 It was nice of him to give you his ball like that. 60 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,200 - The ball, yeah... that's was very nice. - It was very good. 61 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,600 - Yeah. - Hey, I wanted to... 62 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,900 tell you, you know? We have a mutual acquaintance. 63 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,000 I know Jeff. 64 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,700 - You know Jeff? - I do. Yeah yeah. 65 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,900 We actually dated a little bit. 66 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:34,700 - Really?! - Yeah, not too long. But uh... 67 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,300 Wow. So did you have a good time with him? 68 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:41,300 Well, until things got, you know, intimate, it was fun. You know, he's... 69 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:44,200 He's kind of a "slam, bam, thank you, ma'am" kind of guy, right? 70 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,600 - No, not really at all. - No? 71 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,100 - Oh! - No. No slamming, no bamming. 72 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,400 No thanking the ma'am. 73 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:53,000 He's was a little... it was short lived, was the problem. 74 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,800 He was like that. 75 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,800 I mean, it was dark, but honest to god it was... 76 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,500 like that. 77 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,400 What, are you kidding? 78 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,100 Uh, no, I'm not kidding. 79 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:10,100 - Jeff?! - Yeah, very small, very small. 80 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:13,100 - It was like a peanut. That little... - All right. This is a very... 81 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,300 you know, way too much information here, okay? 82 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,300 I actually thought you knew... 83 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,200 would've known that. - How can I know such a thing? 84 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,900 I just would think that that's something that 85 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,600 friends men would talk about. 86 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,500 - No, nobody ever talks about that. - Really? 87 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,700 - No. - Sorry about that. 88 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,900 I don't even know what to say to you, but... 89 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,900 - I'll see you around. - Yeah yeah. 90 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Comas are very unpredictable. 91 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,800 Could wake up in five seconds, 92 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,000 five minutes, 93 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 five years! 94 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,800 You don't know. You just don't know. 95 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,800 They're unpredictable. 96 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,600 - Oh! Didn't even tell you! - What? 97 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,800 Ran into somebody you went out with. 98 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,300 - Oh. - She's Lewis's nurse. 99 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,000 - Lisa Thompson? - Yeah. You had a little uh... 100 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,100 - A little thing. Yeah. - A little thing with her, didn't you? 101 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,300 - Yeah yeah yeah. - Hmm... 102 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:11,300 - Didn't work out. - Yeah. 103 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 She told me you had... 104 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 W hat? 105 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:20,900 No no no. 106 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,200 - Big vagina?! - Gigantic vagina! 107 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,200 - What?! - Biggest vagina known to man! 108 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,200 - Huge! - You're kidding. 109 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,200 - Are you telling me the truth? - It's gigantic. 110 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,600 Gigantic. 111 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,700 So why is she going around making this accusation? 112 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,500 Because maybe she's afraid that you'll find out she has a big vagina. 113 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,600 Why would would she even do that? 114 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,300 - I don't even know. - Nipping it in the bud? 115 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,000 How dare she? 116 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:44,800 I'll tell you what. 117 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,300 I bet you there's a ton of guys out there 118 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,300 who've been labeled with "small penis." 119 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,200 - I bet you 50%... - It's the vagina, isn't it? 120 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,600 - And it's the big vagina. - Yeah. Think of it biologically... 121 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,200 why should there be as many big vaginas as there are small penises, right? 122 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,800 These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder. 123 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,000 Something should be done. I don't know what can be done, 124 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,200 but something should be done. Either... 125 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,100 We're a hell of lot more discrete than they are, right? 126 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,000 - Oh, man, they... - They can't do this enough, can they? 127 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,800 - Oh, they love it, - They love it. 128 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,300 They love this thing. 129 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Well, you know what? This is me from now on. 130 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,600 Yeah. 131 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,400 Hello, doctor. 132 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,700 Oh. Hi, doctor. 133 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:25,900 - How's he doing? - You know how he's doing. 134 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,600 I'm on to you, Mr. David. 135 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,900 - Excuse me. - The frequent visits, 136 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:33,700 the questions about organs, come on. 137 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,700 I'm not crazy. I'm chief of staff here. I know what's going on. 138 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,600 What's going on? 139 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,600 I think you've been waiting for this man to die 140 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,200 so you can get one of his organs, preferably his kidney, 141 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,600 so you won't have to give up one, 142 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 so that Mr. Lewis can get it. 143 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,800 What kind of person would do something like that? 144 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,104 I think you know what kind of person would do that, Mr. David. 145 00:05:56,104 --> 00:05:58,105 - A kind of person like me?! - Yes. 146 00:06:02,702 --> 00:06:04,300 That's pretty good... pretty good work. 147 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,400 Thank you, thank you. 148 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,100 He got me. 149 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 Good job, doctor. 150 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,800 - I think you got me. - I got ya. 151 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:18,800 By the way, my in-laws can't go skiing, so... 152 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,000 I've got an opening for you and Cheryl if you want it. 153 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 - Why would I go skiing? - Come on. 154 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,500 No, it's a big schlep. 155 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,700 Isn't that George Lopez? 156 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:34,700 - He had a kidney transplant. - Right. Right right... 157 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,000 Get some inside information? 158 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,600 - Hey, George. - What's going on, Larry? How're you doing? 159 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,200 - Good. How are you? - Good, brother. 160 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,500 This is Jeff Greene, my manager. 161 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,700 - Hey, Jeff. George Lopez. - Pleasure. 162 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,600 - How's it going? - Good. Feel great, 163 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,600 better than I have ever in my life. 164 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,100 - Really? - Yeah. 165 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,200 I had a kidney transplant. My wife gave it to me. 166 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,400 Changed my whole life, man. 167 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,000 I mean, without it, I don't even know if I'd be alive, to tell you the truth. 168 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,300 You know, uh, Richard Lewis needs one. 169 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,900 I didn't know that. Ooh, man. Poor Richard. 170 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,100 - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. 171 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:08,000 Well, he's got to go to his family or his friends. Somebody's gotta step up. 172 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 - Oh, yeah yeah. - That's true. 173 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,800 Like a five-year waiting list. 174 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,500 So what do you think he should do? 'Cause he's like on the bottom of the list. 175 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,700 Well, if you're the bottom of the list, you're fucked. 176 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,000 But you know what? 177 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:26,300 Like, I've heard that the guy who's the head of the kidney consortium 178 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,600 ...can be gotten to. - Really? 179 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,500 Yeah, I mean, he really takes care of his friends. Buddy up to him. 180 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,000 Kiss his ass. 181 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Who knows? 182 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,900 Probably move Richard up the list. 183 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,400 - Really? - Wow. 184 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,100 - All right, I got to get blood drawn. - Thanks, George. 185 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,300 Nice meeting you. Take care, dude. 186 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,900 Oh, hey, George. 187 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,500 What's his name? 188 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,800 Ben Heineman. 189 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,800 - With an e or a y? - With an E. 190 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,400 Hey, Mr. Jones. 191 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,500 There's actually something else you could do for me too. 192 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,100 - Really? - It's unrelated to the adoption. 193 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:04,100 I need some information about a Ben Heineman. 194 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,500 - "Ben Heineman". - He's the head of the kidney consortium. 195 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,100 Okay. 196 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:11,100 Anything you can find out about his guy would be fantastic... 197 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:14,800 - H-e-i-n-e-m-a-n. - Yeah, I got it. 198 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,200 Well, "Heineman" could be spelled a couple different ways. 199 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,000 - Oh, this is my wife. - I'm Cheryl. 200 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,100 - This is Omar Jones, private investigator. - Mrs. David. 201 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:24,100 - Oh, right. - He's working on the whole adoption thing. 202 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,900 - Right. - Yeah. I'm making some great headway also. 203 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,800 - Oh, fantastic. - Okay, couple of weeks, 204 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,500 you should know something very definitive. 205 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,500 - Great. - Great, okay. 206 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,400 - Enjoy your day. - Thank you. You too. 207 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,600 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 208 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,100 I, uh... I got you something. 209 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,500 - Wow! New jacket? - It's nice, right? 210 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,000 - Yeah. - Yes, I needed this. 211 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,400 You're gonna need it when we go skiing 212 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,500 with Susie and Jeff. - Skiing? Are you kidding? 213 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,300 Come on, that's out. I nixed that. 214 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:52,000 Look, you don't have to ski. You can sit inside and enjoy the snow. 215 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,800 I'm not going up to that lodge. Come on, man. 216 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,300 - Why? - Too much schlepping. I'm not... 217 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,300 he left something. What is this? 218 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,900 Edible undies? 219 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,900 Oh, dear. 220 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Okay, big Yankee fan. He's an orthodox jew. 221 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,900 All right, what else you got? 222 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,700 Drives a gold cadillac. 223 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:36,200 License plate number 2-F-A-N-3-2-1. 224 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,200 Okay, thank you. 225 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,900 - So, Omar Jones the private investigator? - Yeah? 226 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:49,000 He got me some information about the head of the kidney consortium. 227 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,400 - Guess what? - What? 228 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,600 - He's an orthodox jew. - You're kidding. 229 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,600 No. So... 230 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,600 what needs to be done here is that... 231 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,600 I need to somehow befriend this guy. 232 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,100 I need to get close to him quickly. 233 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,600 - Right? - Yeah. How're you gonna do that? 234 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:10,000 - If I could save his life or something. - Uh-huh. 235 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 You know, like... bad example, okay? Not this. 236 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,000 - You know, you pushed him off a building... - I push him off the building. 237 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,900 - And I saved him. - And you would catch him. 238 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,100 - And I catch him. - Yeah? 239 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,700 - He would be indebted to me for... - Yeah. 240 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:24,600 He would do anything I asked him, like put my friend on the top of the kidney list. 241 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,400 And at no point, he says to you, "Hey, what about the fat guy 242 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,100 that just threw me off the roof?" - No. 243 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:32,100 - That would never come up. - I said it's bad version. 244 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,800 Really bad version. 245 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,500 But I need to save his life. It's gotta be something like that. 246 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,000 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 247 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,600 Well... 248 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,300 - This isn't bad. - What? 249 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,700 - That's it. - The cadillac? 250 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,200 Gold... the gold cadillac. See it? 251 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,600 Go check the license. 252 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,500 Yeah, that's it. 253 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,200 - Ready? - Yeah, as ready as I'm gonna be. 254 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,200 Whenever you want, go ahead. 255 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,000 - This is crazy. Let's go. - All right. 256 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,100 All right. 257 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,400 It's like you didn't even hit it. 258 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,400 - All right let's try it again. - You try it again. I don't want whiplash. 259 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,600 No. 260 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,300 You do it. 261 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,300 - Keep a lookout. - I'm keeping a lookout. 262 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,400 - Anybody coming? - No, we're fine. 263 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Oh my god. 264 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,600 Here, come on. Be careful. 265 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,600 Oh my god. 266 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,600 Are you all right? 267 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,600 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I think I'm okay. 268 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,500 Holy shit, it's all over your glasses, your whole face. 269 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,500 Oh my god. 270 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,000 - Oh, there. You did it. - It worked. 271 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Yes. 272 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:24,100 All right, good. Let's get out of here. Come on. 273 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,900 - Mr... - Mr. David? 274 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,400 - Mr. Heineman. - How are you, sir? 275 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,200 What a great great pleasure to meet you. 276 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,500 Well, it's nice to meet you. 277 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,500 - Sit down, please. - Thank you. 278 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,100 - So? - I'm sorry I'm a little late, 279 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,000 uh, you know... 280 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,700 It's not a big problem. 281 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,300 What a mitzvah it was for you to leave that note on my car. 282 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,900 Well, how could I do anything less that that? 283 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:08,600 I'd have to be a sociopath to hit somebody's car and then, 284 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,600 and then go away into the night as if nothing happened. 285 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:16,700 - Thank you, thank you. - What happened, I was listening to jewish radio 286 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,700 and they were talking about Israel and I got so worked up 287 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,600 I lost control of my car. 288 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,300 - May I offer you some lunch? - Please. 289 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,800 Morty, menus, please. 290 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,500 It's kosher, you know that. 291 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,900 Oh. Let's see, wait a second. 292 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,200 Hello? 293 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,700 No no no no no. Uh, thank you... 294 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,300 thank you for that invitation, but I cannot go 295 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,400 to the baseball game on the Sabbath, I'm sorry. 296 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,400 It's impossible. 297 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,600 I'll take a rain check, however. 298 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,400 Ho ho ho ho, okay. 299 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,400 I'd love to go to the game, but not on the Sabbath. 300 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,300 The Yankees are playing and I would... 301 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,300 - I would kill to go down there. - You're a Yankee fan. 302 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,300 Oh, I'm a Yankee fan... I'm a huge Yankee fan. 303 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:02,300 - I love the Yankees. - You love the Yankees?! 304 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,400 There's so many times when the Yankees were playing in Anaheim 305 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,600 that I've so much wanted to go to see it. 306 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,100 I even cheat by watching it on television. I shouldn't do that. 307 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,600 There are two things in my life that I love. Besides family and my work. 308 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,200 - I love baseball. Love baseball - Uh-huh. 309 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,700 ...especially Yankees. I love to ski. 310 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,900 My yarmulke almost fell off, I'm so taken aback. 311 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,800 - What? - Skiing. You said skiing? 312 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,300 - Yeah. Well, I'm not that good, but I like... - I'm not so good myself, 313 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,400 but I love it. - You love it? 314 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,900 Oh... my favorite thing to do in life. 315 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,300 Isn't that a wonderful coincidence? 316 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,800 - I have a little ski lodge. - Really? 317 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,500 Yes. I would love to invite you 318 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,900 to go skiing. - My goodness, what a wonderful gesture. 319 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,500 - Hello. - Hello. 320 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,500 - So... - Welcome back. 321 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,100 You know, I spoke to our mutual friend. 322 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,200 - Oh, good. Did you say hello for me? - I did. 323 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,200 - Oh, great, thank you. - I did say hello, and... 324 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,500 I couldn't help but mention the... 325 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 the whole kind of small penis thing. 326 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,200 It came out. 327 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,100 - Oh my gosh, was he upset? - Not at all, not at all. 328 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,800 - No. - Really? 329 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,800 In fact, he had a completely different take on it than you. 330 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,500 He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis, 331 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,800 but rather... 332 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800 with your big vagina. 333 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,600 - Is that what he did?! - Yeah. 334 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,200 - Big. - This is my vagina? 335 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,200 Huge. 336 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,900 - Huge. - Are you kidding? 337 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,500 I don't have a big vagina. 338 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,500 - You got the huge vagina. - Oh, do I? 339 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,100 - You're blaming the small penis, - Yeah well... 340 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,300 you got the huge vagina. 341 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,500 It's not necessary. 342 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,300 You know I made a little... you're the one that egged it... 343 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,300 Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 344 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,300 This guy is the head of the whole kidney consortium. 345 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,300 I can get you to the top of the list. I'm not kidding. 346 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,300 I got him eating out of my hand. He's going skiing with me. 347 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,800 Holy shit. That would be unbelievable! 348 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,100 You know what would really cinch it? 349 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,800 He's a Yankee fan... big Mickey Mantle fan. 350 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,600 Let me give him the Mickey Mantle ball. 351 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,000 You're out of your fucking mind? 352 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,500 You don't want it? 353 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,000 - I'm nuts? - You don't want it anymore? 354 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,900 Give that guy the Mickey Mantle ball, it's done, it's over. 355 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,900 All right, give it to him. Give it to him. 356 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,600 - Hey. - What? 357 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,700 - Where's the ball? - I don't know. 358 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,600 What? Look, maybe it rolled off. 359 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,400 Look behind the picture. 360 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,800 - Is it there? - No. 361 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,700 - You're kidding me! - No. 362 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,700 Jesus Christ. 363 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,100 Oh, Mickey. 364 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,700 Goddamn it! 365 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,500 - Oh, shit. - Who's been here? 366 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:03,200 Who's been here? Lisa, the nurse, a couple of close friends and you. 367 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,800 It's no way my friends are gonna take anything, and her... 368 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,500 I see her leave with the same uniform. 369 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,800 She has no pockets. 370 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,000 I mean, if she... if she hid a ball in there, it would look like an elephant tumor. 371 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,200 Unless... 372 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,100 Oh, hey. 373 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 There was a Mickey Mantle ball, his 500th home run 374 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,500 right over there, 375 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,500 and it's missing. 376 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,100 - Have you seen it? - No, I have not. 377 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,900 Hmm, it's kind of curious, given that... 378 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,700 nobody else has been in the house, save for a few friends. 379 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,600 Could a ball worth an excess of $20,000 380 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,600 just disappear into thin air? 381 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,300 Wanna tell me what you're driving at? 382 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,500 I'll tell you what I'm driving at. 383 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,100 I submit you took that baseball, 384 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,900 stashed it in your unusually large vagina, 385 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,900 and walked right on out of here! 386 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,600 - Let me tell you something. - Yeah? 387 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,700 - This bread... - Good bread, right? 388 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,500 My second piece... I'm surprised you're even letting me. 389 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,700 - The bread and the croutons. - Hey, by the way, have you seen my cell phone? 390 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,700 - You can't find it? - No. 391 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,800 - No, it's gone. - We'll go look again when we get home. 392 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,800 Oh, remember? 393 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,500 - You invited me to the ski lodge? - Yeah. 394 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,000 - I've changed my mind. - Gonna go? 395 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,500 - Really? - We... I'd like to go. 396 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,500 - Great. Oh that'll be great. - You didn't tell me that. 397 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,300 We're gonna have a great time skiing, snowboarding maybe. 398 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,900 - I would love to try snowboarding. - Yeah, I'm gonna try it. 399 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,500 - I'm gonna take a lesson. - Yes, we'll take a lesson. 400 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,200 - That's good. - That's fun. You'll like that. 401 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,000 - Oh my gosh. - I'm not gonna snowboard. 402 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 - That's okay. - Oh, and I hope you don't mind, but... 403 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,500 I've also taken the liberty, 404 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,500 with your permission, of inviting an orthodox jew and his daughter. 405 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,000 Wait, what do you mean, what... 406 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 just an orthodox jew and his daughter? Where? 407 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 To stay in the chalet with us? - Okay. 408 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,700 - The guy? - The guy, yeah. 409 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,400 - What guy? - Okay... 410 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,900 He's the head of the kidney consortium 411 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,100 and I'm trying to get Richard Lewis moved up on the list. 412 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,100 Let's be realistic. You're trying to get Lewis moved up on the list 413 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,200 or you're trying to save your own kidney? - Either way, what's the difference? 414 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,500 - Let's just be clear here on what it's about. - Okay, so... fine. 415 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,300 - I don't wanna give him my own kidney. - I don't know if I want to spend a weekend 416 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,800 with these people. - Why would you take them... 417 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,300 Forget the whole thing. I don't want my kidney. 418 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,300 - I don't care. - You know what? You... 419 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,300 He can have my kidney! I'll walk around with a dialysis machine. 420 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,400 That will be fine! That's fine. Don't worry about it. 421 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,000 If you gotta do it, you gotta do it. It is okay. Fine. 422 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,400 - Thank you. Thank you. - We don't have a choice. You invited them. 423 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,200 We don't have a choice, but you know what? 424 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,800 It's a mitzvah. 425 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,600 You spend time with them. I'm not spending time... 426 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,700 - I'm not going to hang out or chit-chat... - Unfortunately, 427 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,900 that's not the worst of the situation. 428 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:58,900 What? 429 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:07,300 - She's a wonderful cook, isn't she? My Susie? - My pleasure. 430 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,100 Isn't she? Isn't she some cook? 431 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,900 How did you two meet? 432 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:15,700 - Interesting, interesting. - Uh, we met at a hillel... 433 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,600 mixer, a function. - Oh, in college? 434 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:22,200 Yes, a singles and he was there trying to pick up every girl imaginable. 435 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,900 - I was pretty swinging in those days. - Yes. 436 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,300 I was in the band, okay? 437 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,200 The girls were pretty interested, you know? 438 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,000 With the guitar, they liked that. 439 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,400 - Not true, not true. - Like a rock band? 440 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,900 - Jewish folk music, jewish folk songs. - Folk, folk. 441 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,900 Like what songs? 442 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,100 Um, "gefilte fish blues"... 443 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:46,300 um, "my freaking back is killing me and it's making it hard to kvell"... 444 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,400 - Uh, what was the name of your band? - "The hipsters" 445 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,000 Yes, it was "the hipsters" 446 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,400 - "Larry David and the hipsters." - Yeah. 447 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,700 And then, I left the hipsters, 448 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,800 and I just became Larry David. - Larry David. 449 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,300 And the hipsters went out on their own. 450 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,900 - And they became quite successful. - Yes. 451 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,200 But I was not attracted to him from the band. 452 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,200 - Honestly, I felt sorry for him. - Why? 453 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,000 That's was the... 454 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,300 It was an attraction out of pity 455 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,000 'cause I'm always the one to take in stray animals, 456 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,600 you know, that's... - You remind me a little of my wife... 457 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,200 - Oh, how lovely. - I would like to meet her at some point. 458 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,200 Well, she's passed away a number of years ago. 459 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,300 - Six years. - Six years? Difficult. 460 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 So, anyway, enough about us. 461 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 - What do you do? - I'm the head of a... 462 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000 a foundation that finds kidneys for... 463 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,600 needy recipients. 464 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,600 - Global. - A very, very dear friend of mine actually... 465 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,100 ...needs a kidneys and he's... 466 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,600 - Sorry. - He's on the bottom of the list, Richard Lewis, 467 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200 perhaps you heard? - Yes, I have. 468 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,100 - Wonderful comedian. - Wears black all the time. 469 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:58,500 I would give him my own kidney, if only we were a match, but unfortunately... 470 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,500 that's alas, that is not the case. - That's god's will. 471 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,500 Excuse me? 472 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,300 What the fuck? What are you doing?! 473 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,300 - What do you think you're doing? - I'm not doing anything. 474 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,200 - What are you doing in bed with me? - My back hurts. 475 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,300 I don't give a shit. Do you think I care about your back? 476 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,400 - Come on. - You know how much I've done for you 477 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,900 already this weekend? Get the fuck out of bed. 478 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,600 - It's cold. - Get the fuck out of bed! 479 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,000 - What's that smell? - What? Eggs. 480 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,500 What?! Bacon?! 481 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,200 What, are you crazy? You're making bacon?! 482 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,300 - Why? - Why? 483 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,600 - What? - Huh? 484 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,400 People don't eat bacon. 485 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,900 What, are you nuts? 486 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,300 It's not kosher. People... kosher, 487 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,300 - you know what that is. - Well, they don't have to eat it. 488 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,900 How did you do last night? 489 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,800 I did fine. How did you do? 490 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,100 I missed you, honey. 491 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,600 I missed you too. 492 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,100 - Good morning. - Good morning. 493 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:05,700 Good morning. 494 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:09,300 Uh, were these not the plates we ate the pot roast on last night? 495 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:12,800 They are the same plates, but they've been washed. 496 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,900 - What?! - I shouldn't be having... 497 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,500 dairy on these kind of plates, you know. As you know, 498 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,300 the dairy and the meat are on two separate plates. 499 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,400 That's a necessary rule of being kosher. 500 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,400 Where are the milchig plates? 501 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,900 - Where are they? - The milchig plates! 502 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,900 - Where are they? - The milchig plates... 503 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:28,100 well, they should be in the cabinet. 504 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,300 You were told about the milchig plates, 505 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,300 were you not? 506 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,600 - Okay. Well, I'm sorry about the uh... - That's fine, I have to bury the plate 507 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,100 and we'll be done with it... - You're gonna do what? 508 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,200 You have to bury the plate. 509 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Why would you bury a plate? 510 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,900 Why would you bury a plate? 511 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,200 Tell her. 512 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,700 You have to bury the plate to purify it. It has to go underground. 513 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,300 - Purify, you have to purify. - I'm sure you probably have a whole set of china 514 00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:00,700 in your backyard. - You can't just wash it and call it a day? 515 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:05,600 - Uh, no we can't. I guess we'll starve tonight. - No, no, you can't wash it and call it a day, no. 516 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,300 That's not how it works. 517 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,200 Do you wanna bury it as the man of the house 518 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,300 ...as a respect? - Nah, you bury, you bury. 519 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,900 You bury, it's a little early for burying. 520 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,900 I don't like to bury before coffee. 521 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,000 - Do I smell bacon? - Bacon? 522 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 - Well... - No. Oh, I was a little gassy. I lit a match. 523 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,000 You are a guest in this house. 524 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,700 Larry, come on. 525 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,300 Larry. 526 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,400 Get off my skis. 527 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,700 - How about coming for one more run? - Oh, sweetheart, I'm finished. 528 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,700 - Come on, we have time for one more. - Whoa-ho. Hey hey hey. 529 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,500 - New world record. - Whoa. 530 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,500 - Hello, Ben. - Hello.. 531 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,600 - Hello, Rachel. - Hi, Larry. 532 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,300 - Boy, that was hard. - Huh? 533 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,600 - How much fun is this? - I'm having a good time. 534 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,100 - Isn't this fun? - But I'm going home now 535 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,600 because I'm bushed. 536 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,700 - I'm gonna go for another run. - Go go, sweetheart, go. 537 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,700 Why don't you go with her? You got time for one more run. 538 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,600 - One more? - Go ahead. 539 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,200 - All right, one more run. Okay. - I'm just gonna go back. 540 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,800 - No, there's time. - No no, we're losing time. 541 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:49,900 No no, it's fine. I'm tired. 542 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,500 - One more run. - One more. We'll do one more. 543 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,000 Rachel, uh... 544 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,900 He'll keep you company. 545 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,900 Larry, incidentally, the thing we were discussing earlier. 546 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,800 I'm thinking about it, and I... 547 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,300 I think I can actually help your friend. 548 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,600 I think I can move him up on the list. 549 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,300 I'm fainting. I'm gonna faint. 550 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,700 - Well, don't do that. - I'm going to faint. 551 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600 it's a pleasure to do it for you. 552 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,800 I know where you're going... when he dies... 553 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,200 right, right upstairs he's going. Right upstairs. 554 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,400 - God bless you. - You're taking an escalator up there. 555 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,500 God bless you. 556 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,200 Now you two kids go. Go ski. 557 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,500 Rachel, come. 558 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,500 Come. 559 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,200 What do people have against whistlers? 560 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,200 - Can you answer me this question? - I think it's annoying. 561 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,500 I think it's 'cause they don't like to see people happy. 562 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,700 And who can blame them? 563 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,000 It's like a happy couple. 564 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,400 Is there anything more disgusting than that? 565 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,300 You know what I find very interesting? 566 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,900 I can't draw to save my life, 567 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,900 but yet, I'm a very good doodler. 568 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,600 Don't you think that's ironic? 569 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,300 It's somewhat ironic. 570 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,200 Hey, when we get back to the lodge, 571 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,600 how about you and I having a doodling contest, huh? 572 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,600 - What do you say? - I'm feeling nauseous right now. 573 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,600 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 574 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,600 - What's going on? - Don't worry. It happens all the time. 575 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Should only be a few minutes. 576 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,800 It's been 15 minutes already. 577 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,900 What's going on? 578 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,000 Shkiyas hachama. That's what's going on here. 579 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,400 - What? - Shkiyas hachama. 580 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400 Sundown. 581 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,800 I can't be here alone with you after sundown. 582 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,200 - Why not? - Because you're a man and I'm a single woman. 583 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,100 - So? - So it's not allowed. 584 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,600 - Who says so? - The law, the Torah says so. 585 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,000 - Hashem says so. - Hashem? 586 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,300 - Do you know anything? - No, Hashem, I know. 587 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,300 Anyway, it's okay. There's extenuating circumstances here. 588 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,300 No such thing as extenuating circumstances. 589 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Well, you got another half hour. 590 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,500 5:41. Shkiyas hachama is at 5:41. 591 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,700 - All right well, that's a half hour. - Fine. 592 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,000 They'll fix it. 593 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,500 Freezing! 594 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,900 I'm hungry too. 595 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,100 - You hungry? - Yes, I'm very hungry. 596 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 What the heck is this? 597 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:11,700 Hey! 598 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,300 Edible underwear! 599 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:16,800 I must... 600 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,800 the private investigator... when I went... 601 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,300 Unreal! 602 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,100 They're not bad. 603 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,200 - How much time do we have left... - Want some? 604 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,300 - No, thank you. - Take a bite. 605 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,400 - I'm fine please. - Take a bite. 606 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,900 Move that away from me. 607 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,800 Just tell me how much time we have left. 608 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,500 - Well, I think you got about two minutes. - Oh. 609 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,900 Somebody's gonna have to jump. 610 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,200 - Oh, stop. - Stop what? 611 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,100 I can't be here with you after sundown! 612 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,000 There's no other way. Somebody's gonna have to jump! 613 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,500 You're gonna have to jump! 614 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,200 Are you gonna jump? 615 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,100 What, are you fucking nuts? 616 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 What? 617 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,800 What are you doing? 618 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,400 - No, no! - Hold my phone. 619 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,400 Are you crazy? Are you insane? 620 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:54,100 - Yeah? - Hey, Richard. It's me. 621 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,400 Yeah, hi, Larry. 622 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,500 Listen, what I told you earlier about the kidney? 623 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,800 - Yeah, yeah. - It's not gonna happen. 624 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,600 You're shitting me. Why not?! 625 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,600 Uh, I can't go into it right now, but trust me, it's just... it's not gonna work out. 626 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,400 - Oh, shit. - Hey, listen, 627 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,000 did I leave my cell phone in your house? 628 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,400 I don't know. Did you leave... 629 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,900 Did Larry David leave his cell phone in the house? 630 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:14,900 - No. - No. 631 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,400 I'm gonna call my cell phone. 632 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,500 If you hear it ringing, pick it up, okay? 633 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Fine, fine. 634 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,100 Subtitles by Eyedol 635 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,100 Transcript by Raceman 636 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:42,400 Only for www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net