1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:07,100 Episode 5x05: Lewis Needs a Kidney 2 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,200 - Jones security. - Larry David for Omar Jones. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,400 All right, Mr. David. What's this call regarding? 4 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,900 Uh, he... he'll know what it's about. 5 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,400 I'm... I'm a client. 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,400 Got that, but what is the call regarding? 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,400 You know, to be honest, it's kind of personal. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,600 I'm sure it is. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,200 But you can't speak with him until you tell me what this call is regarding. 10 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,100 But it has nothing to do with you. It has to do with him. 11 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,900 I don't really wanna tell you what it's about. 12 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,500 Ok, Sir, you're gonna need to control your levels and tell me what this call is regarding. 13 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,800 Do me a favor, tell me the details of your last conversation. 14 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:41,800 That's none of your business! 15 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,800 Exactly. 16 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,000 Oh, fuck. 17 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,900 Schmuck! Fucking idiot! 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,700 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 19 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,700 - Hey, what's up? - I locked myself out of my car. 20 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,800 Oh, jeez. 21 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,800 All right, I'll come get ya. 22 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,000 Welcome to jack in the box. May I have your order please? 23 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,900 I'd like, um... 24 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,000 two jumbo jacks, 25 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,900 french fries, and a diet coke. 26 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,900 Sir, are you in a car? 27 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,500 No. 28 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,500 Sir, this is a drive-thru line. You have to be in a car to order. 29 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:44,100 - What's difference? - It's our policy, this is a drive-thru line. 30 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,000 One second! 31 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Come on, I'm starving. There's no... everything... everything's closed. 32 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,800 - I wish I could help you, sir. - Oh, yeah, right. 33 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,900 Could you do me a favor? They won't let me order any food unless I'm in a car. 34 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:55,900 Will you... ? 35 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:01,100 They won't let me order any food unless I'm in a car. 36 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:04,100 - Would you mind if I... - No, I'm sorry. 37 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Thanks. 38 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,900 I'm so sorry to bother you. 39 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:13,900 I'm trying to get some food. They won't let me order unless I'm in a car. 40 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,600 - No kidding. - It's crazy. 41 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,900 Huh? It's just insane. 42 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,800 - I'll tell you what. - Yeah. 43 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,700 - Get in. - Really? 44 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,200 - Get in the car. - Oh. 45 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,000 I tell you, Pete, 46 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,800 you should have got the jumbo jack. 47 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,300 - Do yourself a favor... - Yeah. 48 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,100 The next time you come through, 49 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:40,500 go for the bacon bacon cheeseburger and the asian salad. 50 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,300 A strange combination, but it goes down easy, 51 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,000 and it comes out fast. 52 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I don't need to tell you more. 53 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,200 What kind of work you do, Pete? 54 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,000 Good question. 55 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,300 I'm in... 56 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:00,300 I'm in a transition at the moment. I'm... 57 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,800 - I was involved in the dental field... - Dental field? 58 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,800 - For about eight months. - What'd you do in the dental field? 59 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,800 Uh, I worked alongside a dental hygienist. 60 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,700 Really? What does somebody do working alongside a dental hygienist? 61 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,600 I watched and worked closely with a dental hygienist. 62 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,300 - And... - and what happened? 63 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,300 Um, we ran into some problems. 64 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,300 And I prefer to leave it at that. 65 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,500 - Okay. - I found myself... 66 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,200 drawn to landscaping work. 67 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,200 It's... it's... it's... 68 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,500 it's a slow transition. 69 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,600 I'm... I'm... 70 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,600 - you got some porno back there? - Yeah... well no, it's not mine. 71 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,800 That was... that was left by a couple of my co-workers. 72 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:50,900 - Boy, that's quite a collection. - Yeah. 73 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I had no idea that that was there. 74 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,900 I... that's not mine to begin with, so... 75 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,300 I find it all... 76 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,600 - Oh, hey! - Jesus! 77 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,400 - Hey. - You ready to go? 78 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,700 Scared the hell out of me. 79 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,500 - This is Pete. - Hey, Pete, how you doing? 80 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,800 - This is Jeff. - Jeff. 81 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,000 Thank you for helping out my friend. 82 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,800 Okay. 83 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,200 So are you involved in "Seinfeld" as well? 84 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,600 No, no, no, no... 85 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,600 How do you fellas know each other? 86 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,600 - He's my manager. - I'm his manager. 87 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,900 Okay. 88 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,900 Oh, man. Jumbo jack. 89 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,100 Did I tell you? Huh? 90 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,700 - Best thing ever! - How unbelievable is that? 91 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:31,700 Unbelievable. 92 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,000 I'm sorry, 93 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,200 but I got some bad news. 94 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,700 - Oh. Lewis? - Yeah. 95 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:46,100 - Kidney? - Yeah, both of them. 96 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,300 - He's gonna need a new one. - Oh, well, 97 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,300 - is there a donor? - I don't know. 98 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,800 What's he gonna do? 99 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,900 I don't know. 100 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,400 He's gotta find somebody who can... 101 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,300 who can match. 102 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,700 You know, hopefully, he knows somebody who's... 103 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:07,200 got the right kidney for him and then it's a whole process of... 104 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,700 you know, first, the person who... has to be tested, 105 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,400 and then if they have the right kidney, 106 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,900 then they have the surgery... 107 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:19,100 - Can you believe it? - Yeah. 108 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:22,100 No donor. No donor. 109 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Oh, god. My luck. 110 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,400 With all the people I know. 111 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,900 Oh, god. 112 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 What about your relatives? 113 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,600 They're the ones who're supposed to be doing it 'cause they have the same blood and all that. 114 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,000 Didn't you have some idiot cousin living out here or something? 115 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 - Louis Lewis? - Louis Lewis. 116 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:44,100 - Please. - What about him? 117 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,000 Might as well be called Manson Manson. 118 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 He's a nutcase. He's... he works at jack in the box and... 119 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,600 Jack in the box. I was just there the other night. 120 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,100 Had a jumbo jack... 121 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,300 Pretty good. 122 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,600 I'm glad you liked it. 123 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,100 So did you ask this Louis Lewis? What did he say? 124 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,900 He says he wants to donate all of his organs after he dies, 125 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,500 but not a minute before. 126 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,600 Thank you, Louis Lewis. 127 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,100 Doesn't help me any. 128 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,200 Schmuck. 129 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,900 I'm gonna have to get on that kidney list like everybody else. 130 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,300 Shit. 131 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:19,200 I mean, the only other option is if... 132 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,000 you know, if a... if a... if a good friend 133 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 or a buddy comes through. Then I'm golden. 134 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,000 I don't know what to do. 135 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,500 Just the test isn't gonna hurt you. 136 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,400 I gotta choose healthier friends. 137 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,900 This is no good. 138 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,300 The next time there's any sign of anything wrong with any of my friends... 139 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,300 if I think they're gonna be going to the hospital, any sign of anything, I'm just... 140 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,800 - I'm just gonna drop them like a hot potato. - Smart. 141 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,000 And you too. I mean, as soon as you get sick, 142 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 - I'm out. You know that, right? - I'm glad you're bringing it up 'cause it's... 143 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,500 - Well, I mean, come on. - No, it's nice to know. 144 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,800 - Yeah, and I'm giving you... - Although, 145 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,500 I thought that that's what the whole deal was. 146 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:14,400 - It's one of the reasons you get married. - Normally, that is the deal, but we... 147 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,400 we're losing the sickness and heath clause. 148 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,400 - I'm out if anything's wrong with you. - Okay. 149 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,400 - And look, same for you. - Thank you. 150 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,200 - You go too, as soon as... - I will. 151 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,100 - Okay? - Okay. 152 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,600 - I can't be around illness. - But for now? 153 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,100 - Freaks me out, okay? - But for now? 154 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,700 It'll be such a nice gesture and he'd really appreciate it. 155 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,500 All right, I'll take the test. 156 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,800 - I think you're doing the right thing. - Yeah, great. 157 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,500 - He's going to feel very good about that. - Yeah, I know. 158 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,500 You're a very sweet friend. 159 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,000 It's very sweet. 160 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,400 Good night. 161 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,500 What are you doing? 162 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,600 How 'bout a nice snuggle here? 163 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,200 I know, but your snuggle always leads to sex. 164 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,700 So what's wrong with that? Why shouldn't it lead to sex? 165 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:01,700 Sometimes you just want to snuggle and you don't want to have sex. 166 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,400 What's the advantage of that? 167 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:10,100 Because it's nice. You connect and it's warm and sweet. 168 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,400 - Okay, let's just snuggle, come on. - You can do that? 169 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,700 - Yeah, absolutely. - Without it turning into anything? 170 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:19,100 - Yeah, we'll just snuggle. - See? It's sweet. That's nice. 171 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,700 See... 172 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,400 How nice it is? 173 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,900 - Okay, what are you doing? - What? What?! 174 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,200 - That's exactly what I'm talking about. - What's the problem?! 175 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,200 - The ass is part of my snuggle. - No, it's not. 176 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,200 - It is! - Okay, then good night. 177 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,900 We'll snuggle another time. 178 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:39,900 It's just... it's just a lever. 179 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,300 Good night. 180 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,800 I'm using the ass as a lever to draw you in. 181 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,500 That's all. 182 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,300 and it gets... the snuggle tighter. 183 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,300 Good night. 184 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,800 - Richard Lewis's office. - Larry David calling. 185 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Sure. What's this regarding? 186 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,900 It's regarding his kidney transplant. 187 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,600 What? 188 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,600 It's regarding his kidney transplant. 189 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,400 Mr. Lewis is getting a kidney transplant? 190 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,600 What? 191 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,100 - What are you saying? - He didn't say anything to me about it. 192 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,600 You didn't know about this? 193 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,700 - Are you kidding? - Oh my god! 194 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,700 He didn't tell you this? 195 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:33,900 He didn't tell you that there was a problem with his kidneys? 196 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,700 - No, he didn't tell me anything! - How could he have not told you about this?! 197 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,900 I don't know, but he didn't tell me anything about this! 198 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,800 Oh jeez. 199 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,700 You asked me what it was regarding! 200 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,300 I didn't know it was going to be about something like this! 201 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:48,300 But I... I wouldn't have said anything! You asked me! 202 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,500 I could have sworn he told... I figured he told you! 203 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,100 He didn't say anything to me. 204 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,800 Oh my god. 205 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800 - Take it easy. - No. 206 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,200 Could you tell him I called? 207 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,200 - Okay. - Thanks. 208 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,100 What did you do to my assistant? 209 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,900 - What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? 210 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,200 She's freaked out, she's having a nervous breakdown, 211 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,500 and I think she might even quit. 212 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,500 It's un-fucking-believable. Why would you do that? 213 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,500 She asked me what the phone call was regarding! 214 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,500 - It's personal! - She asked what it's regarding, I told her! 215 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,900 Jeez, what am I going to do? She was a basket case. 216 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,500 Christ's sake. 217 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,200 What am I going to do? 218 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,400 Hey, um, first of all, I want to tell you that, uh... 219 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:37,900 I thought about our conversation and, uh... 220 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,500 I'll, uh, 221 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,000 I'll take the test. 222 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,500 - Big fucking deal. - That's it?! 223 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,000 I mean, you're my friend. 224 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,700 Yesterday you should have jumped right on it. 225 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,400 You're right, you're right, but I'm making up... 226 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,900 I'm making it up now. I wanna take the test. 227 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,000 Just close your eyes and think if it was reversed 228 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,800 you'd be really bummed out. - Let me do that. 229 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,800 I'm closing my eyes, but now I'm asking you... 230 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,100 the situation's reversed. 231 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,400 - I need the kidney. - Yeah? 232 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,000 What are you saying? Would you take the test? 233 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,200 - I'd probably want to leap at it. - Probably leap at it? 234 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,600 - I... - You'd leap out the window. 235 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,000 Let me just say this: I would have gone on record at the deli. 236 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,400 Hello. 237 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,700 Yeah, this is Larry David. 238 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,300 Yeah, I was at a jack in the box. 239 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,800 Yeah. Pete. 240 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,700 Oh, Christ. Really? 241 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,700 Well, what's the address? 242 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:41,300 So, um, you know, I've decided to take the test. 243 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,300 - The kidney test for Lewis? - Oh, good for you. 244 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,400 That's really noble. 245 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,500 - It's the right thing to do. - Yeah. 246 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,500 - Absolutely. - Absolutely. 247 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,900 I was kind of wondering why you're not doing it. 248 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,000 - Why should I do it? - Well, you're his manager. 249 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,900 You're his friend. Why shouldn't you do it? 250 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,800 A lot of people who have managers and friends need kidneys. 251 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,900 What does that have to do with anything? 252 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,900 I don't even know what that means. 253 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,800 - You're his friend. You're his manager. - Yeah yeah? 254 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,700 You're close to him. You should be taking the test too. 255 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,700 You're his oldest and closest friend. 256 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,800 So it's a question of longevity? That's it? 257 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,500 Yeah, you're his oldest and closest friend. 258 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,900 - That makes the most sense. - If you're married to your wife for three years 259 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,300 and I've known her for 20, 260 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,600 who should give your wife the kidney? 261 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,700 I've known her longer. 262 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,700 By your logic, I'm the one who should be giving your wife a kidney. 263 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,600 If my wife needs a kidney, you can give it to her. 264 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,100 Oh, okay, so it's longevity no matter what, 265 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,600 even if you're married to her. 266 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,900 No, I'm saying you seemed like you want to give her a kidney, 267 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,600 so I'm gonna let you. 268 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,800 You know, I'm loathe to mention this, okay, 269 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,800 but you are an employee of mine. 270 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,400 Okay, you're really reaching now. 271 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,300 - You're desperate, aren't you? - A little. 272 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,200 Yeah, I know. You don't want to give up your kidney. 273 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,300 - No, why should I? - I know. Well why should I? 274 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,300 - Why should I? - Well, why should I? 275 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,000 - Cause if I am, you should too. - When did that rule come into effect? 276 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,900 - What's wrong with it? - It's not a good rule. 277 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,700 - It's a good rule. - No, you have to draw a line. 278 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,400 Kidneys is past the line. 279 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,100 - Hey. - Mr. Jones! 280 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,600 Mr. David, what are you doing here? 281 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,600 It's kind of a long story, but I had a burger with a... 282 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,900 at a jack in the box with some guy and now I'm his alibi. 283 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,600 Apparently, I've got to spot him in a line-up or something. 284 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,100 - I don't know. - Right. 285 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,800 - Really, that's not the issue here. - It's true, uh-huh. 286 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,400 - Actually, I have a bone to pick with you. - Me? 287 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,400 I mean, do you have something against receptionists? 288 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,000 You know I called up, 289 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,800 I was very polite and respectful, and she wants to know what it's regarding. 290 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,000 - I don't see how it's her business... - I had talk her into staying. 291 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I'm a private eye, not a psychologist. 292 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,200 She comes into my office crying, 293 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,900 you know, wondering what's going on. 294 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:44,400 She's a part of my business. There's a certain factor... 295 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,700 Still, it's not you. 296 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,900 I mean, what if you were a psychiatrist and she said "what is it regarding?" 297 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,800 - There's protocol. - And I say "I'm planning on killing myself. 298 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,700 I want to talk to him." - It helps me save time 299 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,500 and we like to ask those questions so that we're very prepared 300 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,200 when the phone call does get to me. 301 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,200 Okay. I'm sorry if I did anything that... 302 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,500 Hopefully we can we can avoid these conflicts, you know? 303 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,300 How's the adoption thing coming? 304 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,300 I'm working on some things. I have some really nice leads 305 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,600 and I should have something to you soon. 306 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,000 - Really? No kidding. - Pretty soon. 307 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,400 - Omar, good to see you. - Hey, Ray, how you doing? 308 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400 - How's Ellen? - She's good. She's pregnant again. 309 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,200 - Really? Third one. - You Mr. Greene? 310 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,400 - Mr. David. - Mr. David. Ray. 311 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,900 - That's... that's Mr. Greene. - This is Larry? 312 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,500 - That's Mr. Greene. - I'm Mr. David. 313 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,800 - You guys ever do a line-up? - No. 314 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,800 Piece of cake. They can't see you and there's nothing to worry about. Come with me. 315 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,300 All right, gentlemen, if you'll come in, please? 316 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,700 I changed my mind. 317 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,200 - Move up to the glass please. - I'll take the test. 318 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,300 - Really? - Yeah. 319 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,000 - Wow. - Yeah. 320 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,500 - Good for you. - I'll take the test. Who knows? 321 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,600 You're taking the test, I'll take the test. 322 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,700 Gentlemen, could I have you step up to the glass please? 323 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,200 That's very nice, very nice. He'll be very happy. 324 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,500 - No hurry here. - All right, there he is. 325 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,800 Second from the right. That's him. 326 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,800 - Number two. - Yeah. 327 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,500 - You're certain of that? - Pete. 328 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,600 - That's Pete? - That's Pete. 329 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,200 - That's the gentleman you had dinner with. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 330 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,700 - What time of evening was this? - 10:15. 331 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,100 - 10:15? - Yeah, 10:15. 332 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,100 - That's a late dinner. - My mother used to call it a late night snack. 333 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,600 Dinner's between 5:00 and 8:00 generally. 334 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,100 - And this was with number two? - Yeah, 5:00 and 8:00. 335 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,200 You could start at 8:00 though. 336 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,900 You know who Peter is? 337 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,900 He's a... 338 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,200 he worked alongside of a dental hygienist. I know that. 339 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,500 - And he did some landscaping. - Yeah, I don't think so. 340 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,700 Are you gentlemen used to hanging out with known felons? 341 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,800 'Cause number two is Peter Hagen, 342 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,400 aka Peter the Tork, 343 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,700 Peter the Crybaby, 344 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,200 Wendell the conspirator, 345 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,800 Joshua Lancel Stigmeyer. 346 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,300 You two gentlemen shared a meal 347 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,900 with number two on the 23rd... 348 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,400 approximately 10:15 P.M. 349 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,400 - Is that correct? - Yes. 350 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,900 All right. 351 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,800 Let him go. You're done here, gentlemen. 352 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800 How do I let you talk me into this? 353 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,300 What was I thinking? 354 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,500 Who needs this? 355 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,600 I have good news, gentlemen. 356 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,300 Both of your blood types are compatible with Mr. Lewis 357 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,300 for his kidney transplant. 358 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,400 Good night, nurse. 359 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,200 Good night. 360 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,300 It's just a saying. 361 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,400 - I never heard of it. - It's an old one. 362 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400 - That's nice. - It is. 363 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,300 - I know it is. - Do you? 364 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,800 - Do you? - I do. 365 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,200 - Good for you. - It is good for me. 366 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,600 - Oh you think so? - I know so. 367 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,100 - I'm glad. - So am I. 368 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,400 - That makes two of us. - So you say. 369 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,900 So I did. 370 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,900 Well, how are we gonna decide? 371 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,800 we could... 372 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,200 we could play bingo. 373 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200 Bingo? 374 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,500 - You know, it's... it's fair. - Me play you in bingo? 375 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,500 That's like asking me to play golf against Tiger Woods. 376 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,200 - Play you in bingo? - What? It's fair... it's a fair game. 377 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,200 No, thank you. No. No. 378 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,400 Doesn't he have a... a cousin? 379 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,900 Louis Lewis. 380 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,800 What's going on there? 381 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,700 He doesn't want to give up his kidney until he's dead. 382 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,200 Louis Lewis. 383 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,800 All right, you know what? 384 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,300 We'll just let Lewis decide. How about that? 385 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,500 Fine, let Lewis decide. 386 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,200 - Yeah, sure sure. - I'll abide by his decision. Will you? 387 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,100 Yeah, most definitely, most definitely. 388 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,100 - I'm for that, I'm for that. - Okay. 389 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,000 - Let's shake on that. - Sure sure. 390 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,300 Sure. No campaigning. 391 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,400 - No. No campaigning. - No campaigning. 392 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,900 I don't want to find out you've been calling him up and saying, 393 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:05,200 - "Oh, he's a lot thinner than I am." - Find out that I've been saying?! 394 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,400 Oh, I'm more likely to do it than you? 395 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,000 Hey, Mr. David. 396 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,000 First of all, I'm really sorry about the other day. 397 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,900 I really had no idea that you didn't know about that. 398 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,900 I'm... I never would have said anything, obviously. 399 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,100 Is he... is he in? 400 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,100 He's on the phone with Jeff right now. 401 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,700 Well, what's it regarding? 402 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,200 - I don't know. - Hmm. 403 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,200 - You didn't ask? - Nope. 404 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,700 I wonder if he's campaigning in there. 405 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,600 Oh, jeez. 406 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,100 - He didn't even tell me now. - Now, you would have found out eventually. 407 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,100 No, you... you would have... oh, jeez. 408 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,300 I'm sure he was gonna tell you. 409 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,900 No, don't... don't cry. 410 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,500 Oh, poor thing. 411 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,300 Oh, jeez. 412 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,400 Oh my gosh. 413 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,900 Oh dear. 414 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,400 It's all right, it's okay. 415 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,900 Don't... don't worry. 416 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,000 I'm sure he was gonna tell you. 417 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Yeah, no, don't worry. 418 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,500 There there, it's okay. 419 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,100 - Wait, what are you doing? - What? 420 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,700 - What was that? - What are you talking about? 421 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,000 What the hell, man? Why did you touch my hair? 422 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,400 I was consoling. 423 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,900 - I was consoling you. - That wasn't consoling. 424 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,300 Touching hair is part of my consolation routine. 425 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,500 No, it's really weird. 426 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,000 - You're being really inappropriate. - What? Inappropriate? 427 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,400 - Yeah, you were. - Are you crazy? 428 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,800 Hey, what is this? Again?! Again?! 429 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,100 She's... she's crazy! I was consoling her! 430 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,600 - He was coming on to me! - I wasn't coming on... 431 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,400 - Are you a sociopath?! - I was consoling her and I touched her hair. 432 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,000 No you weren't! He was coming on to me! 433 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,500 - That's such baloney! - I'm leaving. 434 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,700 I was consoling her. I touched her hair. 435 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,700 - I'm leaving. - She thinks that's coming on, she's nuts. 436 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,300 What... what a whack job. 437 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,500 Are you kidding me?! 438 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,300 I was consoling her! I was touching her hair. 439 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,800 - That's ridiculous! - Mm-hmm. 440 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,600 She thinks I'm coming on to her? Get out of here. 441 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600 Get the hell out of here. 442 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,500 - You think she's leaving or quitting? - That's a good question. 443 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,500 I don't know. She said she's leaving. 444 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,300 - Oh, what a hassle. - Is that leaving or quitting? 445 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,400 - I don't know. - Same thing happened with Cheryl. 446 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,100 She said she was leaving. I thought she was leaving me. 447 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,100 She's just going out to have lunch with her friend. 448 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,100 Cheryl... right now, look at this... are you... 449 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,500 You really have evidenced some pretty erratic behavior. 450 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,500 Get out of here. I was touching her hair. She's crazy. 451 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,700 - Unbelievable. - So um... 452 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,500 Did you get the news? 453 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,700 - Thanks. Yeah yeah. - How about that? 454 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,700 I'm a lucky man... 455 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,700 I'm a lucky man to have two of you guys come through for me. Thank you. 456 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,700 - Hey, far out. - So there you go. You've got your choice. 457 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,700 - Two... two kidneys. - Wow! 458 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,600 - Of course... - I'm very grateful, man. 459 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,800 You know, I... 460 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800 I am considerably older than him. 461 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,000 And I'm not gonna... 462 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 I don't want to get into that whole game. But, you know, he's... 463 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:58,100 there's a difference when you're younger, obviously. 464 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,200 Nah, a kidney's a kidney's a kidney. 465 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,900 I'm not so sure about that, but you know, whatever. 466 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,500 His are bigger too. 467 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,700 It's a big hefty kidney, could just handle a big load I think, you know? 468 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,100 You could start drinking again if you wanted to with that thing. 469 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,500 - That, uh that... - Well, you know in case... 470 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,300 hurts my feelings a little bit, buddy. 471 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,800 - 11 years sober. - Maybe not that. 472 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,600 - Thank you. - But, you know, uh... 473 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,000 that's all. 474 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 And then the fact that, you know, there's a lot about me that 475 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,800 when I got out of college, you don't know about. I really didn't know you then, so... 476 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,700 Please, I've been through everything. 477 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,600 Well, I don't think you did what I did, but... 478 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,800 - Trust me. Times 30. - Uh, you're not really getting my drift. 479 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,700 - Listen, it... you're both a match? - Yeah. 480 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:39,400 I don't care how you figure it out. You know what? Flip a coin, man. 481 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,800 Eeny meeny miney moe. 482 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,300 What do I care? 483 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,800 - Okay. - All right? 484 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,300 And stay away from her, will you? 485 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,000 Whack job. 486 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,900 I got to start with me. 487 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,000 Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe. 488 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,600 If he hollers, let him go. My mother says to pick this one 489 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,900 and out goes y-o-U. 490 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,600 Start with me. Start with me. 491 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600 Start with me. 492 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,800 Okay, I'm gonna flip this coin and this will be the kidney decider, all right? 493 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,500 Why don't we do eeny meeny? 494 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,600 - I thought we were gonna do a coin flip. - Let's do eeny meeny. 495 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,400 - We agreed on a coin flip. - I think I'd rather do eeny meeny. 496 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,300 - Fine. - We'll do eeny meeny miney moe. 497 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,300 - Let's just do it, okay? - Fine. 498 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,800 - All right, go. - All right. 499 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,200 And before we go, I want to say something to you guys and I mean this. 500 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,100 I admire the both of you. 501 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:36,100 What you're doing is an unbelievable act of friendship. 502 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,500 I just wish I had a kidney match so I could be involved. 503 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,900 Well, you haven't taken the test. 504 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,900 Are you ready to do eeny meeny? 505 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,600 - Yeah. - Do you want to take the test? 506 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,300 No, I don't think I'm a match anyway. Let's just do eeny meeny. 507 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,300 Who wants to be eeny? 508 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,100 - I'll be eeny. - Yeah, you can be eeny. 509 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,900 - Okay. - He'll be eeny. 510 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,200 How come you want me to be eeny? 511 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,700 No, it's good. You should be eeny. 512 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,700 That's what you want, right? 513 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,200 Don't you want to be eeny? 514 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,300 Want me to be eeny? Do you want me to be eeny? 515 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:06,400 - I'll be eeny. I'll be eeny. - Okay. 516 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,900 Okay, here we go. 517 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:11,700 Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe. 518 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,300 If he hollers, let him go. 519 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,200 My mother says to pick this one 520 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,600 and out goes y-o-U. 521 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,500 Yeah yeah yeah! 522 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,100 - What are you excited about? - No, what do you mean? 523 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,300 - What are you so happy about? - I won! 524 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,200 - No, you lost! - Out goes y-o-u! 525 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,200 No, you lost! You're out. You're it. 526 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,400 - No no no no no. - Yes yes. 527 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,500 No, out goes y-o-U. 528 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,100 - You're the loser. - You're the loser. 529 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,800 - You're the loser. - No, you're the loser. 530 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,100 - Tell him, tell him, tell him. - Hold on a minute. 531 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,600 Out goes y-o... U give the kidney. 532 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,600 - You give the kidney. - No no no. 533 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,000 You stupid idiots! You don't even know how to play eeny meeny miney moe. 534 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,500 - We're idiots?! - I don't know how to play eeny meeny? 535 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,200 - Ya don't know the first thing about eeny! - Y-o-U. You're out. 536 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,800 - No, I'm safe. - What the hell is all this screaming about? 537 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800 - Lose with dignity. - All right, wait a second. 538 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,200 - We're playing eeny meeny miney moe, okay? - Yeah. 539 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,900 - Out goes y-o-U. - Right, you're it. 540 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,400 - Who's it? - You're it. 541 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,900 - Out goes y-o-U. - No, that person's safe. 542 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:08,900 - He's you. - No, and out goes y-o-U. 543 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,800 You're it. You're it. 544 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,500 - You're it. You lose. - You fucking idiots here! 545 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,700 What are we talking about anyway? Losing what? 546 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,800 They're giving a kidney to Richard Lewis. 547 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,300 - He's the one. - He lost. 548 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,300 Excuse me, you're not giving your fucking kidney. 549 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,000 What if one your kids needs a kidney one day? 550 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,700 You're gonna give a kidney to Richard Lewis? 551 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,000 No no no! 552 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,100 - You'll give it to 'em. - I might not be the match Larry. 553 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,800 He needs his kidney, number one. Number two, he's a fat fuck. 554 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,900 - He can't even survive the surgery. - How do you know he can't survive the surgery? 555 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,100 You are healthy and thin. You're giving the kidney. 556 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,100 End of discussion, moot point. 557 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,400 Out goes y-o-U. 558 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,600 So I'm out. 559 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,900 I'm the winner. 560 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,500 No, that means you're out and the other people stay in. 561 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,700 That's if you're playing with more than two. 562 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,700 If you're playing with just two people, 563 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,500 then the one who's out is the winner... out goes y-o-U. 564 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,900 I'm out, he's in. 565 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,100 - He's the winner. - Have you ever played eeny meeny miney moe? 566 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,600 - Yeah, I have. - Have you? 567 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,100 That's how it works. 568 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,600 Listen, I grew up with eeny meeny miney moe... 569 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,300 - grew up with it. - I did too! 570 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,300 I know the rules of the game. 571 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:45,400 I think you're being a baby right now. 572 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,300 You know, it's totally unfair. 573 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,600 I take care of myself all these years... 574 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,400 the diet, the exercise, the whole thing, 575 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,400 for what? 576 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,300 I'd have been better off just eating crap and smoking. 577 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,400 That's what I should have been doing all these years... 578 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,400 eating crap and smoking. 579 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,900 Maybe this is why you were saved when you were drowning that day. 580 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,000 Maybe this is... 581 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 the reason. 582 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,700 - Oh really? - Yeah. 583 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:15,000 Oh, he saved me so I can give up a kidney? 584 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,800 That's why? 585 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,300 If he wants to get so involved, 586 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:21,300 why doesn't he just fix his kidney tonight while he's sleeping... 587 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,700 instead of going through all this drowning-saving business? 588 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,400 Well, I think you're doing the right thing. 589 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,700 Don't you feel good about doing this for Richard? 590 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,400 - No. - Yes you do. 591 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,100 I don't. I feel awful. 592 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:38,500 Think about how he's feeling right now. 593 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,900 He feels good. 594 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,700 - Well, doesn't that make you feel good? - No. 595 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,700 - Well, you should. - I don't. 596 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,300 - You're gonna be okay. - I'm not. 597 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,900 - Yes you are. - No I'm not. 598 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,900 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 599 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,900 - Really? - Yeah. 600 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,900 - Aww. - Thank you. 601 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,300 Okay, you're welcome. I'll be here. 602 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,000 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you... 603 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 - What are you doing? - What? 604 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,200 - What? - You're turning consolation into sex? 605 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,100 Well, that's the ultimate form of consolation. 606 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,600 - No, it's not. - Yeah, sure it is. 607 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,000 Okay, just forget it. 608 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,600 You were consoling me and that's... that's consolation to me. 609 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,800 Sex is consolation. 610 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,900 Isn't that consolation? No? 611 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,300 This has been the third hold-up of a jack in the box 612 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:26,200 in the past two months. 613 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,400 Police believe that the suspect, Peter Hagen, is responsible... 614 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,900 Hey, that's that guy Pete... the guy I got out of jail. 615 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:35,600 The victim of the shooting in this case, a Mr. Louis Lewis... 616 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,600 cousin of actor-comedian Richard Lewis, 617 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,900 is in a coma and is not expected to survive. 618 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,800 This is Kelvin Han Yee live from Studio City. 619 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,500 Subtitles by Eyedol Transcript by Raceman. Only for www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net