1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,200 Episode 5x02 : The Bowtie 2 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,900 So then he goes like this... 3 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:09,800 I go, "what is it, dad?" 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,700 He goes... like this. 5 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,700 He can't talk. He's in the hospital, the bed, you know? 6 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,100 So I lean in, and he whispers in my ear. 7 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,200 And he says to me: 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 "you're adopted". 9 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:28,100 - He said that? - I think he said that. 10 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,100 Maybe he said, "you're a doctor". I don't know. 11 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,600 But why would he say I'm a doctor? I would know if I'm a doctor. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,700 Why do you think he would wait until now to tell you? 13 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,200 Maybe he thought he was dying. 14 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,800 But I'm still not 100% sure that he said it. 15 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,900 So basically what you're saying is you want me to find out if you're adopted or not. 16 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,100 Yes. 17 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,900 First, how did you find me? 18 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:52,100 My friend said he read this big article about you in the L.A. Magazine. 19 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:55,300 "Best best private investigator in Los Angeles." 20 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,600 Look, Mr. David, I have to be honest with you. 21 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,300 My business and what I do... 22 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,300 what I do is I service the community. 23 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:06,500 Basically what I'm saying is, I don't see a way that you would, uh, 24 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,800 be helping my community. 25 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,300 What about... 26 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,200 calling some bingo games or something? 27 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,100 You got, like, a community center for bingo? 28 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,100 Bingo's a distraction. 29 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,900 Don't underestimate bingo. 30 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,100 I've got extra sneakers that I don't wear anymore 31 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,800 - in pretty good condition, I must say. - Extra sneakers? 32 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,600 I'd be more than happy to donate 'em. 33 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,100 Mr. David, I don't think this is gonna work. 34 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:35,600 It would mean an awful lot to me. Please please, think about it. 35 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,400 If there's anything I can do to convince you, 36 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,500 - I would. - I can't promise anything. 37 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,300 What about a big brother kind of thing? 38 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,100 Let me talk to some of my community leaders 39 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:48,100 - and see exactly what the community needs... - Yeah, okay, 40 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,100 I'm not talking about for a long time. 41 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:53,800 Maybe for one afternoon, to a movie or something. 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,800 Um, is that a key to the men's room? 43 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,900 Well, it says "men" on it. Yes. 44 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,900 It's a natural question to ask. 45 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,600 - Yes. - May I borrow the key? 46 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,400 - Yes, you may borrow the key. - Thank you. 47 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,900 Okay. Thanks, Mr. Jones. 48 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,900 - And you'll think about it? - I will. By the way... 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,700 Love the bow-tie. 50 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,600 - What are you doing?! - Using the bathroom. 51 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,100 That's my stall! 52 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,300 Did you see the plaque on it... 53 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,800 Yes, I know, but somebody was using the other one, so I... 54 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,400 Well, then you wait! 55 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,400 I couldn't wait. It was an emergency. I had to go! 56 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,600 There's one stall for me, and you're in it! 57 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,100 If you were here, I would have given you first dibs. 58 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:48,600 But honestly, I haven't seen a handicapped person in the bathroom, maybe ever. 59 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,900 So I thought I could perhaps take my chances. 60 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,900 "A handicapped person"? 61 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,200 That's nice. Oh, that's nice! 62 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,300 - It's called disabled. Disabled. - Disabled? 63 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:59,500 Well, that doesn't sound so hot. 64 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,200 I don't really care what it sounds like to you, okay? 65 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,700 It's disabled. 66 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,600 I think I would prefer handicapped. 67 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,500 God, you know how archaic that word is? "A handicapped person"! 68 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,200 That's demeaning, don't you know? 69 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,600 - I'm a disabled person. - Oh, sorry. 70 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,400 - You're sorry. - Oh, sorry. 71 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,400 Now you've learned a lesson. Please, don't ever go in my stall again! 72 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,600 - All right? - Fine, okay. 73 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,700 - Thanks so much! - You're welcome. 74 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,300 - I appreciate it. - You're welcome. 75 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,300 Douche-bag. 76 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,000 So you think he's a muslim? 77 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,600 - He had the bow-tie. - Huh? 78 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,100 Do black men who aren't muslims ever wear bow-ties? 79 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:36,500 - I haven't seen it. - It'd be interesting to find that out. 80 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,700 - I'm surprised you didn't ask him. - Yeah, me too. 81 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,800 I mean, you know, I don't care either way, I'm just curious. 82 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,800 Well, I'll tell you something, that I think he's a muslim. 83 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,500 Hey, that's a handicapped spot. 84 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,800 Wh-wh-what? 85 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,100 What's with the walking? 86 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,600 F-f-fuck you! 87 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,000 I have a s-s-s-stutter! 88 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,200 Yeah, but you can walk. 89 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,100 Look at my l-l-license p-p-plate! 90 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:07,100 I have p-p-permission, you fucking p-p-prick! 91 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,200 Oh hey... 92 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,000 we got a dog. 93 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,200 Really? Why? 94 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,100 - She wanted a dog. - You have to walk it and everything? 95 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,900 - I'm sure I'll wind up doing stuff. - Oh, definitely. 96 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,900 I know, yeah, but you know what? It's kind of cute. 97 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,000 - Larry! - I kind of like it. Hi! 98 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,900 - Jodi! - How are you? 99 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,000 - Great, great. - So good to see you! 100 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,400 - Great to see you. - Hi Jodi. 101 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,100 - Hi. - How are you doing? 102 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,300 Ms. Jodi Funkhouser... 103 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,300 - So what's going on? - Nothing. 104 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,400 Seeking attention, getting rejected. 105 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,800 - Are those new glasses? - No, but I cleaned them. 106 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,800 You're so funny! 107 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,400 - I'm here with my dad. - Oh yeah? 108 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,900 Are you coming to my parents' 25th anniversary party? 109 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:58,900 I am. 110 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,800 - Oh. Are you? - Eh... 111 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 It'll be fun, really. Think about it. 112 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,600 I'm not gonna think about it, but whatever. 113 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,400 - I really hope you come. - Well, thanks. 114 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,000 - It's so good to see you. - Good to see you. 115 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,300 - Wow, great to see you. - Yeah. Bye-bye. 116 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,300 Bye. 117 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,000 All right, is it my imagination? 118 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,700 Does she like you that much or does she dislike me that much? 119 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,700 Oh, lesbians love me. They love me. 120 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,900 - How is that? - Well, when I first got to L.A. 121 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,900 You remember... you know Patty, my friend Patty. 122 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,500 - Patty, yeah. - Well, she's a lesbian. 123 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,500 - Yes. - You know, so, 124 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,200 obviously, they talk amongst themselves, 125 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,700 and the word got out that I'm a friend o' lesbians. 126 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:37,500 - You're a friend o' lesbians! - Yes, they know that. 127 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,700 So the community has completely embraced you. 128 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:41,900 Totally embraced me. 129 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,200 Completely. 130 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,100 More so than any other community. 131 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,400 Including jews. 132 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,900 - Hi, two. - Ready? This way. 133 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:52,700 Oh, jeez. 134 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,500 The men's room key from the private investigator's office. 135 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,300 I forgot to bring it back. 136 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,100 - I'm always doing that. - Hey... 137 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,500 Check out the bow-tie here. 138 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,500 It's a smart look. 139 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,400 I think I'm gonna get me one of those. 140 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,500 You know what? You oughtta try wearing a bow-tie. 141 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,700 - It'd be a good look for you. Hi! - Hi. 142 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,000 - How are you doing? - Great! 143 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,900 Hey, thanks for sending the invite back. 144 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,000 - Oh, well sure. I'm excited. - We're gonna have a blast. 145 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,400 - It's gonna be... are you coming? - Eh... 146 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,600 - Tell me you're coming. Please. - I don't know. 147 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,500 25 years of marriage! 148 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,700 - Rosie's coming. - Rosie O'Donnell? 149 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,900 And I have Larry David's place card right next to hers. 150 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,500 - Really? You're sitting me next to her? - Right next to her. 151 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,900 - You know Rosie O'Donnell? - I know her from New York. 152 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,200 - We used to hang out together doing comedy. - You'll have a great time. 153 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,800 - Just send the invitation back, okay? - Oh, thank you. 154 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,700 - I'll see you guys there. I'm excited. - By the way, 155 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:45,200 - Jodie's really looking good. - She does look great. 156 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,400 - Doesn't she look great? - Oh, thanks a lot, yeah. 157 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,600 She's dating a guy. I think it's serious. 158 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,100 She's dating a guy?! 159 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,100 Yeah, she's no longer gay. 160 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:58,100 What? You're kidding! That's fantastic! 161 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,600 Congratulations! Good for you. 162 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,100 She's not a lesbian anymore. 163 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,800 Oh my god. 164 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Good going. 165 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,100 All right, I'll see you, uh, soon. 166 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,600 Yeah, I'll see you at the party. 167 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,600 Larry, we need to talk. 168 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,400 It's over? 169 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,600 What's over? 170 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,500 The marriage. 171 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,900 Why would our marriage be over? 172 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,900 You said, "we need to talk." 173 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,100 Yeah, we need to talk about Marty Funkhouser's party! 174 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:46,100 Oh, okay. I thought... 175 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,400 - eh, forget it. - No no no, what did you think? 176 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,900 Well, you know, you said, "we need to talk." 177 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:58,300 Generally, when couples break up, that's how they introduce it, you know, "we need to talk." 178 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,200 - So I just thought it was... - Well, why would you... 179 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,000 why would you even think that? 180 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,300 Well, because women have broken up with me many times, 181 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,700 and they've always introduced it with "we need to talk." 182 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,600 So I'm just sort of conditioned for that response. 183 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:15,300 And when women broke up with you, did you light up like that? 184 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,300 Light up? 185 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,500 - Yeah. - Did I light up? 186 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,700 "Oh, it's over?" 187 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,500 You know, it could have been a defense mechanism. 188 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,200 That's how I react to things. 189 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,100 I go the other way, so I don't get hurt. I protect myself. 190 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,500 You understand. So what about the party? 191 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,000 - Marty Funkhouser's party... - Have you been thinking about this for a while? 192 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 No! Not at all! No, of course not. 193 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,100 So what about the Funkhouser party? 194 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,300 Well, I wanted to know if we're going or not. 195 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,800 I need to send in the rsvp and... 196 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,400 I wasn't going, and now I've changed my mind. 197 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,400 Rosie O'Donnell's gonna be there. 198 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,100 Our table. 199 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,700 And you know what else? 200 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,700 I might wear a bow-tie. 201 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,100 - What do you think of that? - You're gonna wear a bow-tie? 202 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:03,100 Are you loving that? Is that fantastic? 203 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,500 - How about that for an idea, huh? - I, well... 204 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,000 You're gonna love it. 205 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,900 - Well, look who's here. - Wanda! 206 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:11,900 Look who's here. 207 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,300 - How are you doing? - Welcome! 208 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,800 This is our new house. 209 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:15,700 What do you think? 210 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,900 - Oh, the rental house. - This is a rental. 211 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:20,800 It's just for a few months until the renovation's done. 212 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,100 You know. 213 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,400 Shit, I mean, you're renting, so I can be honest. 214 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,200 - Yeah, yeah. - I don't like it. 215 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,900 - Kinda cold, like a hotel. - Yeah. 216 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,400 A hotel? Hotels are good. 217 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,400 You know, there's a lot of activity in the hotel lobby. 218 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,600 I think that's a good thing. 219 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,700 Why don't you put a little bellman's cap on... 220 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,600 - Okay, I'll put a bellman's cap on. - ...and run around. 221 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,900 Put a little concierge desk over there. 222 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,900 - Hey, Wanda, let me ask you a question. - What? 223 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:47,800 Is it wrong to assume that a black man wearing a bow-tie is a muslim? 224 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,900 Why are you asking me some bullshit like that? 225 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,200 What the fuck, Larry?! 226 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,100 I'm not your link into the black world, okay? 227 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,500 So stop asking me shit about black people and stuff, all right? 228 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,200 Okay, but let me ask you this: 229 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:03,400 Have you ever seen a black man wearing a bow-tie 230 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,900 who's not a muslim? 231 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,400 - Who gives a fuck? - It's just something you may have observed. 232 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,100 - Have you observed... - Larry, I don't... 233 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,700 - Have you ever observed a black man... - Larry, I don't... 234 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,200 ...who's not a muslim wearing a bow-tie? That's all. 235 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,500 You think farrakhan went out and bought up all the bow-ties or something? 236 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,900 He's sitting there holding on to bow-ties and only muslims get 'em? 237 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,100 What the fuck, Larry? You... what... no. I don't know. 238 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,200 Fair enough. Good answer. "I don't know." 239 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,200 I totally accept it. 240 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,500 - I got the dog. - That's what I want to see. 241 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,300 - I know, you've got to see him. Sheriff! - Sheriff! 242 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,300 - Hello boy! - He's a cutie! 243 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,200 - What the hell... - I think it's you, Wanda. 244 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,800 - One of y'all wanna grab cujo? - Um... 245 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,100 Come on, it's just Wanda. It's just Wanda. 246 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,100 I'm sorry. He's very friendly. 247 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,900 We're all done in there. 248 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,300 Just, uh, you have to wait overnight for the... 249 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,500 Hey! Hey, little buddy. Come here. 250 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,000 What's wrong with your dog? 251 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,700 I don't know. See how friendly he is? 252 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,400 Good dog! 253 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,100 He probably smells my dog. 254 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,900 - Oh! - Hey! Shit! 255 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,500 - Oh my god! - God! 256 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,500 Hey, come on! 257 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,300 Get over here. 258 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,100 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 259 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,300 What did you do? 260 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,200 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 261 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,300 I don't know what's going on. 262 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,600 - I've never seen him like this. - I'm really sorry. 263 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,600 - You know what's going on. - Huh? 264 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,200 You have a racist dog! 265 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,500 - That dog hates black people. - Wanda. 266 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,600 Larry, you trained the dog to hate black people? 267 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,300 No, I didn't train it to hate black people. 268 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,800 Has it barked at any white people? 269 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,500 - No, he's... he's... - He hasn't barked at any white people. 270 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,000 Exactly. Your dog is racist. 271 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,000 Sheriff's racist? 272 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,900 Sheriff?! 273 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,100 That's a perfect name for a racist dog. 274 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,100 Where did you get this dog, the klan meeting or something? 275 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,000 - Larry picked him out at the pound. - The pound. 276 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,300 Sheriff the fucking dog that eats black people. 277 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,900 What the fuck, man? 278 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:03,600 I'll tell you what, y'all stay here and pet your crazy-ass racist dog, 279 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:08,100 but I am not bringing my black ass back up into this fucking hotel 280 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,100 until y'all get rid of that fucking klan dog. 281 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,700 Got a klan dog! 282 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,400 Looking at me like I'm a damn t-bone. 283 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,900 - I'll call you. - Aw, shut up. 284 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,600 So, uh, we have three choices. 285 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:35,900 I'm sorry, the first that we have is a skirt steak... 286 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,000 Look, I can't... I can't hear you. 287 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,400 Sir, could you repeat that? What's that? 288 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,200 It's a skirt steak, sir, or stir fry, 289 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,200 uh, and that's... 290 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,500 Excuse me. Excuse me. 291 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,200 Excuse me, 292 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,900 could you just keep it down a little bit? We can't hear the waiter. 293 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,500 - We're trying to order. - Keep it down? 294 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,500 - We're trying to hear the waiter. - I'm trying to have a good time 295 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,500 with my family over here. Know what I mean? 296 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,600 I'm not keeping it down. 297 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,900 I'm sorry, we need to keep it down for Tucker Carlson over here. 298 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,700 "Keep it down"! 299 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,800 - Tucker Carlson? - Tucker Carlson. 300 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:23,200 There's a chicken rotisserie and a portobello mushroom salad. 301 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:26,000 - Salad? - Yeah, the portobello is cut up 302 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,300 onto mixed greens. 303 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,700 - Are you a vegetarian? - Yeah, it depends. 304 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,700 - She is. - Ok. 305 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,100 So that would sort of be the best choice. It's really good. 306 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:41,100 I'm gonna get the skirt steak. Want me to order for you... 307 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,000 - What do you want? - Get me the chicken. 308 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,300 Excuse me. 309 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,300 Uh, I'll have the portobello, yeah. 310 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,300 - Hey, Sue. - What? 311 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,400 What's with the snub? 312 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,800 Oh, come on, Larry. 313 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,100 You're acting like you don't know? 314 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,500 What? I don't know why... what? 315 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,500 What did I do? 316 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,400 All right, let me give you a clue, okay? 317 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,400 Starts with a "J" and it ends with an "I". 318 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600 Jedi? 319 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,500 - You know... - What? 320 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,200 It's Jodi, okay? 321 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,000 Wh-what did you hear? 322 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,100 Well, I heard that you just got so excited, 323 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,900 like you were so happy that she wasn't with women anymore. 324 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,900 - That's ridiculous. - It's not ridiculous. 325 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,700 - I was happy for him. - I don't know what's happened to you. 326 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,500 I wasn't really happy for him, I was pretending I was happy for him. 327 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,200 - Oh really? - But that's all. I was just pretending. 328 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,500 - No no no no. - No, I wasn't sincere. I wasn't sincerely excited. 329 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,100 - You're not being sincere now. - No, now I'm being sincere. 330 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,700 You know, the lesbian community used to revere you. 331 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,200 - You used to be such a liberal guy, Larry. - I'm liberal. 332 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,200 - No, you're not liberal. - I am liberal. 333 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,400 Look what you look like. Look at the bow-tie. 334 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,700 The bow-tie... I just tried out a bow-tie, so what? 335 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,900 Excuse me, excuse me. 336 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,600 You know what? I'm sorry. 337 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,400 Don't even waste your time talking to this man. 338 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,400 This man is a racist. 339 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,300 He has a racist dog. 340 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,300 He has a dog that attacks black people. 341 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,200 Okay, I do... the dog is racist. 342 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,100 - But I didn't train him to be racist. - Larry, forget about it. 343 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,800 How do you know that? 344 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,800 Because we talk, Larry. 345 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,400 Are you having fun or what? 346 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,200 What did you tell Jodi? 347 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,000 I told her you were just maybe a little overjoyous 348 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,100 at the fact that she was dating a boy. 349 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,200 - That's all I said. - All the lesbians hate me now. 350 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,200 - Oh, so it's my fault? - Yes it is! 351 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,800 - You celebrated! - I was pretending to be happy for your benefit. 352 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,600 - I don't need benefit! - You need benefit! 353 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,400 - What do I need benefit for? - You need benefit. 354 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,200 I'm happy if Jodi's happy. 355 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,300 - You're really overblowing this whole thing. - I don't think so. 356 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,800 - We're at a party. - I don't like being snubbed by lesbians. 357 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,300 - It's not fair. - It's their prerogative. 358 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,400 - I'm their biggest supporter. - You're their biggest supporter? 359 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,400 - Yes I am! - Well, they're in trouble then. 360 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,500 By the way, where's Rosie O'Donnell? 361 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,800 She's not here yet. 362 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,500 Sure you invited her? 363 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,700 She'll be here. 364 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,500 - When? - Soon. 365 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Okay. 366 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,000 Dan, Danny, come over here. I want you to meet somebody. 367 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,100 This is Jodi's new boyfriend. This is Larry David. 368 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100 - Hi, how are you? - How are you doing? 369 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,600 - Have a good time. - Okay. 370 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,200 Hey, by the way, you and Jodi... 371 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,800 - Fantastic, great news. - Yeah, yeah. 372 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,800 - Pretty good. - Yes it is indeed. 373 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,400 Pretty, pretty, 374 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,400 pretty, pretty good. 375 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,200 - Yeah. - Terrific. 376 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,100 And to have to overcome the whole situation, 377 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,900 the whole sexual thing, you know? 378 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,800 Oh. Oh, there's nothing to overcome, really. 379 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,800 Well, you know, the fact that she's been with women before you. 380 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,600 - I know... - I'd be really intimidated by that, 381 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,800 because, you know, we really... - Intimidated? 382 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,200 Well, because we don't know what we're doing as much as the women know. 383 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,400 You know, it's their equipment. They own the equipment, 384 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,300 so they know what to do with it. 385 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,600 You know what's going on down there? 386 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,700 - I don't have any idea. - I'd like to think I do. 387 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,100 That whole area is so mysterious to me, you know? 388 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,900 - I'm just saying it's... - Well, I mean... 389 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,500 I'd be intimidated, I know that. 390 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,600 Yeah. 391 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,100 I always wondered, do you walk around in your bikini at home? 392 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,100 - The way he talks, you'd think that he's got... - Hey. 393 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,700 I think I want to go home. Let's go home. 394 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,900 No, we haven't even had dessert yet. 395 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,800 So what? We don't need dessert. Come on. 396 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,400 Well, it's rude. You stay for dessert. 397 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,100 - Then you can go. - So what, dessert? It's no big deal. 398 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,400 - We can just go. Come on. - Why do you want to go home? 399 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,200 I need to use the bathroom. 400 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,900 - So go use the bathroom. - I don't want to use this bathroom. 401 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,700 - I want my own... - Why? 402 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,900 This project demands I get back to my base. 403 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,900 I need my base. 404 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,300 - We're not going home... - What's the matter? 405 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,800 - Larry wants to go home... - What... 406 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,900 to use the bathroom. It's like... 407 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,000 Cheryl, you need to tell the whole table? 408 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,900 - Why don't you make an announcement? - Hold on here. 409 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,500 You've never done that with me at lunch? 410 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,100 - It's the craziest thing the world. - It's ridiculous. 411 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,700 He can use this bathroom. 412 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,700 - That's what everybody... - You're a gentile. 413 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,600 You'll go in the middle of fifth avenue. It's different for jews. 414 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,500 - No, you're at an affair. - What? 415 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,200 You cannot leave an affair before the dessert is served. 416 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,500 What is this dessert thing? We don't have to leave after. 417 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,300 - We can leave before dessert. - Better to leave after. 418 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,000 - No, you do not leave before dessert. - Who made this up? 419 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,200 - Where's this rule? - I haven't made 'em. 420 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,200 Everybody here seems to know, but the rules don't apply to you? 421 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,200 What am I supposed to do? Sit here for four hours and be uncomfortable? 422 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,500 Should I go clean it for you before you go in there? 423 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,000 - It's not even the cleanliness. - Okay, just go. 424 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,400 - It's not a cleanliness issue. - We don't need to talk about your bathroom... 425 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,700 so just go. - You're the one who's telling everybody 426 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,700 in the whole place! - Just go! 427 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,600 Hey, where do you think you're going, pal? 428 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,600 What are you doing? 429 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,900 I'm g-g-g-going to the b-b-b-bathroom. 430 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,400 - I don't think so, that's a handicapped stall. - We're waiting in line. 431 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:28,300 I have a s-s-s-stutter, you p-p-p-pricks! 432 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,600 - Stutter my ass! - That's for people who can't walk. 433 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,600 Oh, all right, fine, okay. 434 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,800 Oh, your stutter's gone, jackass! 435 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,300 - Give me a fucking break, asshole. - Stupid ass. 436 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,500 All right, that sounds good. 437 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,300 All right, I'll see you in about 10-15 minutes. 438 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,300 All right, great. 439 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,600 Hey. 440 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,700 - I'll see you in a few hours. - Huh? Few hours? 441 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,500 - Yeah. - Where are you going? 442 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500 I'm meeting Julie. 443 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,900 - Don't forget to take the dog out. - Hello. 444 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,900 Out? What do you mean? Out for a walk or out with me? 445 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,700 Hello, Mr. David. 446 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,500 - This is Omar jones. - Oh, hi. 447 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,700 I gotta tell you, Mr. David, I was thinking about taking the case, 448 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,500 but I got a distressing call today about your behavior last night at the banquet. 449 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,300 What are you talking about? 450 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,600 According to one of the brothers, you said, "keep it down". 451 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,800 No no, all that happened was I was trying to order 452 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,000 and I couldn't hear the waiter because some of your brothers 453 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 were making too much noise at the next table, that's all. 454 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,900 How do you even know about this? 455 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,600 We talk, Mr. David. 456 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600 We talk. 457 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,600 - Huh. - And what about my bathroom key? 458 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,900 I'm really sorry about that. 459 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,700 I'm returning it today, I promise. 460 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,400 Well, like I said, I'm gonna have to think about it. 461 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400 Thank you. 462 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,100 How was everything? 463 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,200 - Pretty good. - Great. 464 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,200 Do you want coffee, dessert, on the house? 465 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,600 - On the house? - Yeah. 466 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,900 I'll have a cupcake. 467 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,300 - Yeah, I'll take a dessert on the house. - Okay. 468 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,800 - Fabulous. Thank you. - Are those new glasses? 469 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,100 No, I just cleaned them. 470 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,700 It's nice to have you back, Larry. 471 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,500 You, my friend, are back in the lesbian bosom. 472 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,100 Wow. 473 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,200 - I'm back. - You are back. 474 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,200 By the looks of things, better than ever. 475 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,400 But what... I wonder what turned it around. 476 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,100 Oh dear. Uh-oh. 477 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,400 What? 478 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,600 - What does Funkhouser want? - I don't know. 479 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,100 I'll be right back. How did he even know I was here? 480 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,500 What did you say to Dan? 481 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,000 What did I... hello, boy. 482 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,500 - Did you meet Sheriff, my dog? - No, I didn't. 483 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,200 I said, "Dan, this is Larry David". 484 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,100 Then I left you. 485 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,500 And I said hi, I said hello, I said, "hi, Dan". 486 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,500 Yeah, what else? 487 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,900 You know, a little small talk, "hi, how are you doing?" 488 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:21,300 "Where are you from?" and all that. - That's it? 489 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:27,200 And then, what did I say? I said, "it must be hard, as a guy, to follow..." 490 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,600 Why didn't you just say, "hello Dan, I'm Larry". 491 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,300 - I said that after hi. - "Nice to meet you"? 492 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,700 I said hi, then I said that. 493 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,500 - What is wrong with you? - Problem? 494 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,900 Yeah, problem. Now she's back with a woman. 495 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,600 No wonder why they're all being so nice to me in there. 496 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,900 They're all smiling at me. Of course, it makes perfect sense. 497 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,100 - I want to say something else. - Uh-huh. 498 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,100 You left my party before dessert! 499 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,600 How can you do that?! 500 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,400 It's not proper etiquette! 501 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,400 I don't subscribe to the wait-for-dessert rule 502 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,700 before you can leave a party. 503 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:02,700 Yeah, no one cares what you subscribe to, okay? 504 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,500 We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, 505 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,400 and I said, "Larry, would you like to make a toast?" 506 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,400 And someone said, "Larry went home to take a shit." 507 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,000 You stay here. 508 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Okay, boy? 509 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,900 You stay, Sheriff. 510 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,800 - Hey! - Hey, Larry. 511 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,500 - Hey, hi! - How are you? 512 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500 - Great. - Good to see you. 513 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:42,200 Hey, by the way, I don't know if you heard anything 514 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,400 about what's been going on... 515 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,400 - Oh, come on, I heard. Right? I'm in the loop. - Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. 516 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,700 It's all right, though. 517 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,700 I don't think you should worry about it. Just... 518 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,100 it's all good now. 519 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,100 You know, what happened that day was 520 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,900 - I just got a little excited, but not... - Hey hey hey hey, Larry. 521 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,300 I stood up at the meeting, I told everybody, "I know the guy." 522 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,100 I vouched for you. You're all right. 523 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,700 - You're something, you know that? - Come on, come on! 524 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,500 - It all worked out, right? - It's great. 525 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,600 - Listen, she's happy, we're happy, you know? - Fantastic. 526 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,900 She's back on the team. Everything's good. Don't even think about it. 527 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,900 - Fantastic. - All right. 528 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,100 - Hey. - Yeah. 529 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:19,000 You know, we missed you at Funkhouser's party. 530 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,500 The what? 531 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,500 Marty Funkhouser's 25th anniversary party. 532 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,500 - Oh, Jodi's dad? - Yeah. 533 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,500 Yeah, I don't really know him. No. 534 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000 - You weren't invited to that? - Nope, no no no. 535 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,300 Was it good? Did you go? 536 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,200 - Yeah, yeah, I went. - Yeah, it was good? 537 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,500 And don't worry about that other thing. 538 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,200 I just want you to know, gone, like it never happened. 539 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,300 - Okay? Like it never happened. - Thanks, sweetheart. 540 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,300 - All the lesbians love you. - Okay, love you. 541 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,900 - I love you back. - Love you. I love you. 542 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,900 Everyone loves you. All of us. 543 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,800 You are a muslim! 544 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,400 Go, pray, pray. 545 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,400 Let me ask you something. 546 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,200 Are brothers and sisters a little overly sensitive to being told to keep it down? 547 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,200 Because I know in the movies you guys tend to make a lot of noise sometimes. 548 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,600 Am I right? 549 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,000 'Cause that's kind of what happened at the party. 550 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,300 What, did I... no, go back. 551 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,700 Did I interrupt the praying? 552 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,700 I'm sorry. 553 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,300 - Don't worry about it. - All right. 554 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,300 - Listen, Mr. David... - Look at the way you fold that up. 555 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,900 It's like a yoga mat, huh? 556 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:43,700 I just want you to know that muslims are a very forgiving people. 557 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,500 They are? 558 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,500 - Yes we are. We're very forgiving. - Really? Huh. 559 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,800 Well, it's true. 560 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,800 There's a lot of meshugana muslims, though, running around, are there not? 561 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,000 Being that we are a forgiving people, I have decided to take on your case. 562 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:04,000 But I'm gonna have to charge you a higher rate than I charge most people. 563 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Well, whatever you have to do. 564 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,400 - You're gonna take the case? - I'm gonna take the case. 565 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,800 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 566 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,300 Do muslims shake? 567 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,300 - Yes, we do. - You do? 568 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,100 - Yes, we do. - Great. 569 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:20,500 To tell you the truth, I'm very excited about this. 570 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,800 The whole adoption thing... 571 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,200 I mean, this could be a huge thing for me. 572 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,400 All right, Mr. David. 573 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,700 Oh, guess what. 574 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,600 Bathroom key. 575 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,700 You know what? 576 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,300 I gotta go again. 577 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,200 I'm so sorry. 578 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200 All right. 579 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,100 Well, look at here! 580 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,100 Look what's doing here! 581 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,100 Aren't you supposed to be in here? 582 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,500 It seems to me you're using the wrong toilet, am I... 583 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,500 Somebody was in there, I had to use the normal one 584 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,700 Really? First of all... 585 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:22,000 we don't like to be refered to as "normal", ok ? 586 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:24,000 We're able-bodied! 587 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,400 Able-bodied, not normal. 588 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,700 That's like from the eighties, who doesn't know that? 589 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,000 I had to go to the bathroom, somebody was in there. 590 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,600 Well then you wait. 591 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,100 You wait! 592 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:46,300 All right, Sheriff! 593 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,500 Ok, good boy! 594 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,400 - Good boy. - Mr. David? 595 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,000 My bathroom key? 596 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,500 - Hey, nice dog! - No, don't! 597 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:14,100 I love dogs, I have a couple on my own. 598 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,300 - All right, just give me my key. - Oh... 599 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,100 - I can't believe I forgot. - Or we'd have to keep going to the same thing, 600 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,400 you know - I'm sorry. Won't happen again. 601 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,900 Won't happen again. 602 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,500 - Nice dog! - Thank you. 603 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,000 Good to see you. 604 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:33,800 Hey, good boy, good boy yeah! 605 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,700 Oh look, you got yourself a doggy. 606 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:43,100 Sorry. 607 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,800 Subtitles by Eyedol Transcript by Raceman 608 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,800 Only for www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net