1 00:00:11,829 --> 00:00:13,490 Pasta, if you like, uh, very good. 2 00:00:24,542 --> 00:00:25,839 What? Because of what? 3 00:00:25,877 --> 00:00:27,845 - Eh? - What? 4 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:29,972 What's the sauce with the fish? 5 00:00:30,014 --> 00:00:32,482 What, what fish? He didn't even mention the fish. 6 00:00:32,517 --> 00:00:34,849 - There was no fish. - Was fish the second thing? 7 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:40,819 I'll just have the... 8 00:00:40,858 --> 00:00:42,257 I'll just have the first thing. 9 00:00:44,829 --> 00:00:49,528 - Okay, and I'll have the second thing. - Grazie. 10 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:52,866 They should write the thing down. I don't know what he's talking about. 11 00:00:52,904 --> 00:00:54,371 I've no idea what we just ordered. 12 00:00:54,405 --> 00:00:56,373 So guess what's coming up 13 00:00:56,407 --> 00:00:58,807 in a few months? 14 00:00:58,843 --> 00:01:02,108 I'm sure it's been on your mind. Our anniversary. 15 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:04,546 - 10 years. - 10-year anniversary. 16 00:01:04,582 --> 00:01:07,312 Boy, they just flew right by, didn't they? 17 00:01:07,351 --> 00:01:10,548 So, listen, I know what I want. 18 00:01:10,588 --> 00:01:14,217 I would like... and just keep an open mind. 19 00:01:14,258 --> 00:01:16,522 - So remember our... - Is it ever closed? 20 00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:18,995 - Hmm-mm. - Has it ever been closed to anything? 21 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:21,089 Okay. 22 00:01:21,132 --> 00:01:22,895 Um... 23 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:25,095 I would like for us to renew our vows 24 00:01:25,136 --> 00:01:27,263 and have a real wedding ceremony. 25 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,440 You got it. 26 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:32,703 - Yeah. - Are you serious? 27 00:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,540 - Nothing big, small. - Okay, no no, yeah. 28 00:01:34,579 --> 00:01:36,877 - Friends, family that kind of thing. - Right. 29 00:01:36,914 --> 00:01:39,314 Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just said yes to that. 30 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,113 I'll tell you what, you just built it all up. 31 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:44,315 I did. I didn't know how I was gonna bring it up, but thank you. 32 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,585 - You thought it was gonna be a fight. - Yeah yeah. 33 00:01:46,624 --> 00:01:49,092 Now let's talk about my 10th anniversary present. 34 00:01:49,126 --> 00:01:51,151 All right. What would you like? 35 00:01:52,597 --> 00:01:56,693 I believe my present has already been agreed upon. 36 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:58,725 - Really? - Yes. 37 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:02,432 - It's not ringing a bell? - What are you talking about? 38 00:02:02,473 --> 00:02:04,737 - We already talked about it? - Here, at this restaurant. 39 00:02:04,775 --> 00:02:07,710 - Really? - 10 years ago, before we got married. 40 00:02:07,745 --> 00:02:09,975 In these seats. Same seats. 41 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:13,711 I feel like we're married already. 42 00:02:13,751 --> 00:02:18,313 We're just making it legal. It's just gonna be, you know, permanent 43 00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:20,324 And... 44 00:02:20,358 --> 00:02:23,623 My friends think I'm crazy, but I do. I just... 45 00:02:23,661 --> 00:02:25,822 Wait a minute. They think you're crazy? How dare they? 46 00:02:25,863 --> 00:02:27,831 Well, that's what I say. 47 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:29,628 Which friends think you're crazy? 48 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:32,568 I don't want to name names, but look it's working, right? 49 00:02:32,603 --> 00:02:36,061 Who, Julie? She thinks... she thinks you're crazy? 50 00:02:36,107 --> 00:02:38,234 I just think that we should be a family, you know? 51 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:40,938 We should share the same last name. I want to be Cheryl David. 52 00:02:40,978 --> 00:02:44,106 - What do you want to be a David for? - I want to be your wife... 53 00:02:44,148 --> 00:02:46,013 Davids want to be out of being Davids. 54 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,984 I don't want to be a David, I have to be a David. 55 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:50,010 But if you don't have to be a David, why be a David? 56 00:02:50,054 --> 00:02:52,284 I feel like I have to be a David. 57 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:57,090 Is it... are you worried about not being able to have sex 58 00:02:57,128 --> 00:03:00,393 with someone else for the rest of your life? Is that what? 59 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,867 - Where did you get that? No. - Because you know what? 60 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:08,165 Okay okay. 61 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:12,835 How about if we get married now... like, right now... 62 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:16,779 for our 10-year anniversary, you can have sex with someone else? 63 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:19,214 What?! 64 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:22,276 If that's your hold up here, 65 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,447 then let's just do that. 66 00:03:24,488 --> 00:03:27,946 Come on, you're not gonna let me do that. 67 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:29,960 - What are you saying that for? - I will. 68 00:03:29,994 --> 00:03:33,157 Just sex one time. 69 00:03:33,197 --> 00:03:35,358 It's not a big deal. 70 00:03:41,038 --> 00:03:43,939 - Oh, right! - Aha-aah. 71 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:46,808 - Right. - Aah. 72 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:51,645 - I can't believe you remember that. - Yes, I did remember. 73 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:54,412 Wow, you have a good memory. 74 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:56,147 For some things. 75 00:03:56,187 --> 00:03:58,485 - Yeah. - Yeah, for some things. 76 00:03:58,522 --> 00:04:00,490 All right, well, all right. 77 00:04:00,524 --> 00:04:03,550 Then I said you could have sex with somebody 78 00:04:03,594 --> 00:04:05,653 and you should do that. It's our 10th anniversary. 79 00:04:05,696 --> 00:04:08,130 - You should do it. - I'm joking. I'm not gonna do it. 80 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,633 - I'm not gonna hold you up to it. - No, you should. 81 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,363 I said it 10 years ago. 82 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:15,236 You should go out and have sex with someone. 83 00:04:15,272 --> 00:04:17,263 - No no, it's nice, but... - No no no no. 84 00:04:17,308 --> 00:04:20,038 thank you. That's sweet that you wanted... you know. 85 00:04:20,077 --> 00:04:23,240 - I'm insisting on it. - You want to keep your word. 86 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:26,807 No, because if you think you can have sex with somebody else, 87 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,217 then you should do that. 88 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:30,720 What does that mean? 89 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:32,848 You're gonna go up and... 90 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:35,791 "Hey, lady. I'm Larry David 91 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:39,091 And my wife said I could have sex with somebody tonight." 92 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:42,031 - First of all, I'm insulted, okay? - You are? 93 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:44,034 Even if I wanted to, you don't think I'm capable of it. 94 00:04:44,068 --> 00:04:47,060 No, I don't think you're capable of it. 95 00:04:47,104 --> 00:04:49,766 I really don't. 96 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,507 That's why I think you, um... 97 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,240 - So if I do this... - Hmm-mm. 98 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,271 Just so there's no misunderstanding here, 99 00:04:58,315 --> 00:05:00,715 - it's okay with you? - Hmm-mm. 100 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:02,446 If you find somebody and say, "hey"... 101 00:05:02,486 --> 00:05:04,954 - I don't want to hear any crying. - No. 102 00:05:04,989 --> 00:05:06,980 ...and say, "I can't believe you did that. 103 00:05:07,024 --> 00:05:10,892 - Why did you do that?" Huh? - No, I would not be crying. 104 00:05:10,928 --> 00:05:13,453 Oh boy, all right. Well, thank you. 105 00:05:13,497 --> 00:05:15,965 - Thank you for my anniversary present. - You're welcome. 106 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,558 How long do I have to do this? 107 00:05:17,601 --> 00:05:21,037 You have until our anniversary and that's it. 108 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,564 Good luck. 109 00:05:27,545 --> 00:05:30,070 I just hope Jeff is gonna be at that karaoke party 110 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:33,277 Because I have got a lot to say to that young man. 111 00:05:33,317 --> 00:05:35,945 Listen, maybe we should skip the karaoke party. 112 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:37,510 Why do you want to skip karaoke? 113 00:05:37,555 --> 00:05:39,682 - Oh, it's horrible. Why don't we just... - Horrible? 114 00:05:39,723 --> 00:05:41,918 Listen, why don't we go home and I'll... 115 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,950 I'll make it worth your while. 116 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,629 I kind of wanna go to karaoke. 117 00:05:50,401 --> 00:05:52,369 Oh my god. 118 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:02,174 # Just in time # 119 00:06:02,213 --> 00:06:06,149 # Found you just in time # 120 00:06:06,183 --> 00:06:10,313 # Before you came, my time... # 121 00:06:10,354 --> 00:06:12,618 Do you know married men everywhere, 122 00:06:12,656 --> 00:06:15,682 that's their dream that their wife says, "Yeah, go ahead." 123 00:06:15,726 --> 00:06:17,193 What's Mel doing here? 124 00:06:17,228 --> 00:06:19,458 Frank's been in, like, two of his movies. 125 00:06:19,497 --> 00:06:21,192 - You didn't know that? - Oh... 126 00:06:21,232 --> 00:06:22,358 They're old friends. 127 00:06:22,399 --> 00:06:26,301 #... My bridges all were crossed # 128 00:06:26,337 --> 00:06:27,861 # Nowhere to go... # 129 00:06:27,905 --> 00:06:31,807 This is great! You got permission. Come on, man. 130 00:06:31,842 --> 00:06:33,707 She actually challenged me to do it. 131 00:06:33,744 --> 00:06:35,939 - Damn it, man, do it! - She was laughing at me. 132 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,641 You've got to, man. 133 00:06:37,681 --> 00:06:39,649 Whom I am supposed to do this with? 134 00:06:39,683 --> 00:06:42,516 I don't know, there's got to be somebody you thought about. 135 00:06:42,553 --> 00:06:45,579 That doesn't mean I could walk up to them and do anything. 136 00:06:45,623 --> 00:06:47,090 But now you've got permission. 137 00:06:47,124 --> 00:06:49,592 This is the thing that I'm the worst at in the world, this. 138 00:06:49,627 --> 00:06:50,821 This and drawing. 139 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:53,796 It's a big thing to do. How could I do that? 140 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,458 Do you think I could do it? 141 00:06:57,301 --> 00:07:01,032 - Yeah, huh? What about it? - Yeah, go, Daddy-o, go. 142 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:03,403 - Practice. It's a start, go. - Okay, fine. Yeah. 143 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,932 You want to see how inept I really am, huh? 144 00:07:06,977 --> 00:07:10,140 - I want to see you in action. - Do you want to see this? 145 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:12,877 Just go. Yeah, go make a move. Show me. Just practice. 146 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:15,283 I'll watch. Go ahead. 147 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:19,153 #... Hey, now you're here # 148 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:23,957 # And now I know just where I'm going... # 149 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:27,452 - Do you like karaoke? - Yeah. 150 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,331 It's good, you know. Something to do at night. 151 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:34,337 What can you do at night? Bowling, movies. 152 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,067 It's like a third thing to do after bowling and the movies. 153 00:07:37,107 --> 00:07:39,268 I don't know if you bowl. I don't go that often, 154 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:42,837 But it's fun, it's fun. You can't find a ball, that's the problem. 155 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,713 I don't know, maybe you own a bowling ball. I don't own one. 156 00:07:45,749 --> 00:07:47,649 My whole life, every time I'm in a bowling alley 157 00:07:47,685 --> 00:07:51,519 Sticking my fingers in all these holes, picking up the balls. 158 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:54,888 You gotta get your own ball. I don't bowl enough to get my own ball. 159 00:07:54,925 --> 00:07:56,449 It takes up a lot of space in the house. 160 00:07:56,493 --> 00:07:58,120 You keep looking at it in the closet going, 161 00:07:58,162 --> 00:08:00,824 "What I am doing with a bowling ball? I don't even bowl." 162 00:08:00,864 --> 00:08:02,661 You know what I mean? 163 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,998 So you don't want to get rid of the ball. 164 00:08:05,035 --> 00:08:07,526 How do you get rid of a bowling ball? Think about that. 165 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:11,337 Who do you give a bowling ball to? Nobody bowls. 166 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,468 The thing, it only fits your fingers. 167 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:15,239 You throw a bowling ball in the garbage can, 168 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:17,179 you know what that sanitation man's gonna do? 169 00:08:17,214 --> 00:08:19,739 He's gonna knock on your door, that's how upset he's gonna be. 170 00:08:19,783 --> 00:08:22,877 He's gonna say, "Who the fuck threw a bowling ball in the garbage? 171 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,414 Okay, all right. 172 00:08:30,127 --> 00:08:32,288 I'm around town. 173 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:36,997 #... Then you changed my lonely life... # 174 00:08:37,034 --> 00:08:38,365 How did it go? 175 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:42,862 #... That lucky day # 176 00:08:42,906 --> 00:08:46,205 # Hey, my lonely, lonely life # 177 00:08:46,243 --> 00:08:50,043 # That lucky day. # 178 00:08:51,982 --> 00:08:55,042 Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much. 179 00:08:59,089 --> 00:09:01,557 Come on, everybody. Put it together! Mel Brooks. 180 00:09:01,592 --> 00:09:04,083 How about that? 181 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:05,686 That was fantastic. 182 00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:08,254 All right, now, who wants to go next? Anyone? 183 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:10,494 - Look, hey, Larry David. - Oh, come on. 184 00:09:10,534 --> 00:09:12,024 What do you say, Larry? 185 00:09:12,069 --> 00:09:14,003 - Come up and give us a song? - Oh come on. 186 00:09:14,038 --> 00:09:16,666 - Come on, Lar. - You gotta be kidding. 187 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:18,072 - Come on. - Are you crazy? 188 00:09:18,108 --> 00:09:20,906 Oh, would you stop? Oh, you people... 189 00:09:20,944 --> 00:09:23,936 Oh, me? No. I can't do it. 190 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,949 All right. 191 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,245 Oh, shut up! 192 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:32,315 All right, all right. 193 00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:37,990 # I've been away from you a long time # 194 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:40,895 # I never thought I'd miss you so # 195 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:44,560 # Somehow I feel your love is real # 196 00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:48,833 # Swanee, you're calling me you crazy river # 197 00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:50,601 # Swanee # 198 00:09:50,641 --> 00:09:52,609 # How I love you, how I love you # 199 00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:56,511 # My dear old Swanee... # 200 00:09:56,647 --> 00:09:58,410 So what do you think Mel Brooks wants? 201 00:09:58,449 --> 00:10:00,508 I have no idea. Usually I know. 202 00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:03,850 - He called out of the clear blue sky? - Out of the clear blue sky. 203 00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:05,320 He's one of my idols, you know? 204 00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:07,790 I know he is. That's why I was excited for you. 205 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:12,026 - Hey! - I'll call... I'll call you back. 206 00:10:12,062 --> 00:10:14,860 - What the hell are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing? 207 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:16,297 What am I doing? What are you doing? 208 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,891 What the fuck? I'm trying to walk. 209 00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,562 While you're talking on a cell phone? 210 00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:21,230 You almost killed me, douche bag! 211 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,262 You cut right in front of me talking on the phone? 212 00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:25,207 There's a law against talking on a cell phone? 213 00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:28,234 No, you can't, not while you're wheeling around. You almost hit my car. 214 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:29,870 I'm trying to get to my car, you fuckin'... 215 00:10:29,913 --> 00:10:31,540 Learn how to drive that thing. 216 00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:33,982 - Piss off, you douche bag. You pussy. - Asshole! 217 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:36,315 Piss off! 218 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,055 Hey, 219 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:45,289 - Look at this. - Yeah? 220 00:10:45,329 --> 00:10:47,388 Wow, there's money in here. 221 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,968 Larry David, Jeff Greene to see Mel. 222 00:11:03,013 --> 00:11:04,981 He'll be with you in a second. Have a seat. 223 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:08,644 You know what? I found this thing in the lobby. 224 00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:10,516 Oh. 225 00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:12,954 I don't know what the deal is. 226 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,981 Uh, actually this belongs to Dennis. 227 00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:16,890 He does the computers in the building. 228 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,191 It probably fell out of his chair this morning. 229 00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:22,130 - Chair? - Yeah, he's in a wheelchair. 230 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,862 I'll bet that's the guy. You know that? 231 00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:28,861 A guy in a wheelchair cut right in front of my car in the parking lot. 232 00:11:28,906 --> 00:11:30,635 I almost hit him. 233 00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:32,198 The guy was talking on his cell phone. 234 00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:35,040 Yeah, well, he's in a... he's in a wheelchair. 235 00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:36,943 Yeah, I know. It's a moving vehicle. 236 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,312 There's got to be some kind of regulations I would think, 237 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:41,579 - even for people in electric chairs. - Hmm-mm. 238 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,313 He's motoring along. 239 00:11:43,353 --> 00:11:46,914 You don't need to be talking on a cell phone. It's dangerous. 240 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,289 Mel will be right out. 241 00:11:49,326 --> 00:11:52,022 - "Names 4 Babies"? Is that you? - Yes. 242 00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:55,190 Yes, actually my partner and I are adopting a baby. 243 00:11:55,232 --> 00:11:57,723 You got yourself a partner. 244 00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,565 - I got a wife. - Hmm. 245 00:11:59,603 --> 00:12:03,835 Not exactly a partner. More like... a rival. 246 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:07,571 You know what I mean? It's a rivalry. 247 00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:10,307 I wish I could say this is my partner. 248 00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:13,646 So let me ask you, you got any... you got any names picked out? 249 00:12:13,684 --> 00:12:15,777 Uh, actually we do. 250 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,219 - Is it a boy? What are you adopting? - It's a boy, 251 00:12:18,255 --> 00:12:20,155 And we are adopting him from China. 252 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,784 - Ah, adopting from China. - Hmm-mm. 253 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,817 Chinese names. Do I know any Chinese names? 254 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,557 Well you got, uh... 255 00:12:26,597 --> 00:12:31,000 you got Wang from the Good Earth. Remember Wang Lung? 256 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:34,003 Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang? 257 00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:36,801 Then you got the whole Ang family. 258 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,833 Fang, Bang... Tang. 259 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,903 Tang is not actually a bad name, 260 00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:45,608 'cause it's like China but it's... it's not China. 261 00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:49,449 It's a juice is what it is. 262 00:12:49,486 --> 00:12:51,545 Tang... 263 00:12:51,588 --> 00:12:53,522 Is that so bad naming a kid after a juice? 264 00:12:53,557 --> 00:12:54,956 Maybe that's not so bad. 265 00:12:54,992 --> 00:12:57,586 But it has Chinese overtones... Tang. 266 00:12:57,628 --> 00:12:59,459 - But yet there's a... - Tang... 267 00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:01,464 - You got a little jolt with it. - Hmm-mm, yeah. 268 00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:03,898 I don't think that would go over too well with the schoolkids. 269 00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:07,131 Uh, that's gonna be the least of his problems, no? 270 00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:10,103 Mel will be right with you. 271 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,973 You know what? I'm gonna run to the bathroom. 272 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,376 I'll be right back. 273 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,350 Oh my God, what... 274 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:27,084 Larry! Larry David. 275 00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:29,752 Oh my God! 276 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,658 Ooh, did I hurt you? I'm so sorry. 277 00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:34,255 - Is it bad? Is it bad? - No, it'll be all right. 278 00:13:34,298 --> 00:13:36,357 - Is it bad? - No, let me get some help. 279 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,265 - Is it bad? - Don't move. Don't move. 280 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:40,998 Oh, my God... hurry up. 281 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:49,209 Hi. Jeff Greene. I'm a patient of Dr. Morrison's. 282 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,907 - I called about Larry David. - Oh yeah. 283 00:13:50,948 --> 00:13:53,644 Just sign in and the doctor will be with you in a minute. 284 00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:55,208 Oh. 285 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,516 Do I actually have to put my name on this thing? 286 00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,579 Yes. Yeah. 287 00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:02,353 I generally don't like to put my name on these lists. 288 00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:05,589 - People come in, they see your name. - Just... just sign in. 289 00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:07,028 Just sign in. 290 00:14:07,064 --> 00:14:08,793 I don't like having my name on these lists. 291 00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:12,063 Then sign Ben Vereen. Who cares what you sign? Come on. 292 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,070 Your head's bleeding. Just sign in! 293 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,197 Yes. 294 00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:43,066 - Hello? - Dude. 295 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,398 - What are you doing? - What? 296 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:47,665 What are you calling me on the doctor's phone for- 297 00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:49,638 I'm bored to death in here. 298 00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:52,198 Don't use the doctor's phone. That's not right. 299 00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:54,233 - What's the big deal? - They don't like it. 300 00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:56,108 Well, I just thought I'd give you a call, 301 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,410 See what's up, how you're doing. What are you reading? 302 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,882 - "Men's Fest... Fitness." - "Men's Fitness"? 303 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:04,717 Yeah, about America's fattest cities. 304 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,882 Oh, you know what? There's the doctor. 305 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:08,322 All right, I'll talk to you later. 306 00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:11,191 I will, uh, I'll talk to you later. 307 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,792 That was Jeff. 308 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,824 You're not supposed to use that phone. 309 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,368 Sorry. It was a local call. 310 00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:25,136 You're not supposed to use the phone. 311 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,837 It doesn't matter whether it was a local or a long distance call. 312 00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:30,779 We just don't want people using that phone, okay? 313 00:15:30,814 --> 00:15:34,511 - What's the big deal, if I may ask? - It's no big deal. 314 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:36,246 What's the problem? 315 00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:41,019 There is no problem. We just don't want people using that phone. 316 00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:43,925 I don't understand why not, though. 317 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,518 Why couldn't I use it? 318 00:15:45,562 --> 00:15:48,258 Well, you could use it. You obviously did. 319 00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:49,959 We don't want you to use it, though. 320 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,230 With all due respect, I don't understand the rule. 321 00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:54,169 I don't see what the big deal is. 322 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,933 The history of how we arrived at that 323 00:15:55,972 --> 00:15:58,668 Is so complex that I won't even bore you with it. 324 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,337 Just let it be said that we don't allow anyone 325 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,812 To use the phones in the examination rooms. 326 00:16:03,847 --> 00:16:05,974 I just don't see how it's hurting anybody. 327 00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:08,007 It's not hurting anybody. 328 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,952 We just have a rule. You don't use the doctor's phone. 329 00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:12,978 I just don't understand what the reason is. 330 00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,116 You're saying not to use it, but what's the reason? 331 00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:17,490 I don't understand why you have to know the reason. 332 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,825 I'm just trying to understand why you decided that. 333 00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,854 It seems very capricious to me. 334 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,627 You know, it's hard to make a rule 335 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,692 that takes in all the contingencies. 336 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,000 So we just have a rule. Don't use the phone. 337 00:16:28,038 --> 00:16:29,938 - Okay. - Okay? 338 00:16:29,973 --> 00:16:32,635 - Understood. - All right. Glad you understand it. 339 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:34,667 So what happened to you? Let's have a look. 340 00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,702 I got hit by a door. 341 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,580 Wow. Sit down, will you? 342 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,447 Mel Brooks is coming out of a bathroom 343 00:16:41,485 --> 00:16:43,510 And he... a swinging door hit me. 344 00:16:43,553 --> 00:16:46,078 - Yeah, Mel Brooks, huh? - Yeah. 345 00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:48,683 - Is it the Mel Brooks? The funny guy? - Uh-huh. 346 00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:51,125 I like Mel Brooks. I'm a big fan. Lay down, will you? 347 00:16:51,161 --> 00:16:53,629 - Yeah, he's great. - Put your head on the pillow. 348 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:55,756 I have tickets for his play "The Producers." 349 00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,198 - Oh really? - Yeah. 350 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:58,633 - I hear it's great. - So do I. 351 00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:02,001 Boy this is a... kind of a nasty cut. 352 00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:04,438 All right, I think all we have to do here is clean this up 353 00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:06,408 and put in a few stitches. 354 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,603 - Oh really? - Hmm-mm. 355 00:17:07,644 --> 00:17:08,872 Oh, okay. 356 00:17:08,912 --> 00:17:11,142 Again I'm sorry about the... the phone stuff. 357 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:14,150 Oh, it's okay. Don't worry about it. 358 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:17,517 Just... if you're ever in a doctor's office again, don't use the phone. 359 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:20,216 Yeah, it just seems like an odd policy to me, though. 360 00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:23,988 It's a rule that is universal in examination rooms. 361 00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:27,428 - You don't use the phone. - The rule doesn't make any sense. 362 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,932 - It makes sense to us. - Okay, fine. 363 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,093 We don't have many rules here. That's one of them. 364 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,626 It seems odd, though, that if you're making a local call 365 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:37,071 that anybody would care, but whatever. 366 00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:39,735 It's not the expense of the call we're concerned about. 367 00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:41,744 I don't know if you've ever had stitches before, 368 00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:44,212 but there is a slight bit of pain involved. 369 00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:46,477 Nothing more, I would say, than a little prick. 370 00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,916 Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved. 371 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:50,681 Uh, yes, there is a prick involved. 372 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,711 Yeah, there's one prick involved. 373 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,849 Yeah, I'd say there is one prick involved. 374 00:17:54,891 --> 00:17:57,724 I agree. I'm not a doctor, but I agree there is one prick. 375 00:17:57,761 --> 00:17:58,750 Yep. 376 00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:03,255 And the more I look at this, I think this is pretty minor. 377 00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:15,034 What the hell? 378 00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:19,478 You drooled on me! 379 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:31,522 So have you thought about anybody for the 10th anniversary present? 380 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,459 I have been thinking about it. 381 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,522 And? 382 00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:40,699 You know, I got three months. 383 00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:43,103 I'm gonna take my time 384 00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:45,630 and wait... wait for the right one. 385 00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:48,109 And you, my fat friend, will be the first to know. 386 00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:49,941 All right, good. I should be. 387 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,777 My big fat friend. 388 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,811 Hmm, fatso... Yeah, fatso. 389 00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:02,451 Oh, hey. 390 00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:04,517 Did you get your wallet? 391 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:09,294 - Yeah. How did you know about that? - I found it. 392 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:13,392 - Wait. You're the guy from the car. - Yeah. 393 00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:15,961 Joanne gave it to me in Mel Brooks's office. 394 00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:17,906 Yeah right, right. I gave it to her. 395 00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:20,569 That's not what she said. 396 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:24,011 - Wait. She said she found that wallet? - Yes. 397 00:19:24,047 --> 00:19:25,844 That's an exact quote, "I found this"? 398 00:19:25,882 --> 00:19:29,079 She said she found the wallet, gave it to me and I gave her 100 bucks. 399 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:32,145 Seriously, you should worry a little bit less about the wallet 400 00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:35,954 And maybe maintain a little focus on your driving skills, buddy. 401 00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,185 Hello. 402 00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:41,060 Jeff Greene, Larry David to see Mel. 403 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,998 - Okay. - Okay. 404 00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:50,629 You know, I ran into the guy in the wheelchair downstairs. 405 00:19:50,674 --> 00:19:52,335 Your friend, Dennis. 406 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,900 He told me that you said that you found the wallet, 407 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,970 and he gave you $100 reward? 408 00:19:57,013 --> 00:19:58,446 What's up with that? 409 00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:00,779 - How dare you come in here... - How dare I? 410 00:20:00,817 --> 00:20:03,285 ...and accuse me... - Hey, what's going on? 411 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,481 This is the guy that I told you about. 412 00:20:05,522 --> 00:20:07,820 Oh, you got a problem with our lifestyle? 413 00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:09,757 - That we want to adopt a baby? - Not at all. 414 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,920 Yeah. You need a good fuckin' ass kicking. 415 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,556 That's what you need! You want to name our baby Tang?! 416 00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:17,225 You think it's good to name a kid after a breakfast drink?! 417 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:20,361 We don't think that's a good name! Do you understand that? 418 00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:23,099 - I understand. - Damn fucking right! 419 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,664 You apologize to her. You apologize now! 420 00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:28,143 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 421 00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:29,475 What are you doing here anyway? 422 00:20:29,512 --> 00:20:31,275 I got a meeting with Mel Brooks. 423 00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:39,448 - Well, you're here. You came. - Yes. 424 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,424 And I guess you're wondering 425 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,552 why I called you. 426 00:20:44,594 --> 00:20:46,619 Kind of, yeah. 427 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,325 Do you remember the other night 428 00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:52,893 I sang at the karaoke club and then you got up? 429 00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:57,202 - Yeah, he was great. - The audience went pretty wild for me 430 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,573 and then you sang "Swanee" 431 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,202 and they went crazy. 432 00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:06,511 And when you sang, I was absolutely floored. 433 00:21:06,549 --> 00:21:08,915 I mean, l... you think l... 434 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:11,386 - Really? - No no, I couldn't get over it. 435 00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:15,118 And bang bang, 436 00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:16,489 something went off in me. 437 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,721 In a couple of months, 438 00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:21,128 the guy playing Max Bialystock 439 00:21:21,164 --> 00:21:23,462 will be going out on the road, 440 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,300 leaving an empty slot called Max Bialystock, 441 00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:30,465 the leading character in "The Producers." 442 00:21:30,507 --> 00:21:33,135 I want you, Larry David, 443 00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:36,475 to be the next Max Bialystock on Broadway. 444 00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:41,308 I would like you to play the lead in "The Producers." 445 00:21:43,653 --> 00:21:47,419 When this thing goes off, I'm never wrong... the guy has to be... 446 00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:50,949 l... l... I don't, I mean, I'm... 447 00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:53,758 I don't know what to say, I'm... 448 00:21:53,797 --> 00:21:56,322 - Were you great? - Well, Mel, I mean, you know... 449 00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:58,926 - He was great. - ...a Broadway show... I've never... 450 00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:01,334 I'm not, like a theater actor. 451 00:22:01,371 --> 00:22:03,498 When we made the movie of "The Producers," 452 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:07,374 The guy that played Carmen Ghia was this incredible, talented greek actor. 453 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,402 His name is Andreas, Andreas Voutsinas. 454 00:22:10,447 --> 00:22:12,642 And Andreas used to say to me... 455 00:22:13,817 --> 00:22:16,115 "Or you got it or you ain't." 456 00:22:16,152 --> 00:22:18,848 I said, "Andreas, you can't start a sentence with 'or."' 457 00:22:18,888 --> 00:22:22,255 He said, "Never mind. Or you got it, or you ain't." 458 00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:23,850 You got it, Larry. 459 00:22:23,893 --> 00:22:26,293 - You got it, Larry. - You got it, mister. 460 00:22:26,329 --> 00:22:28,991 Mr. Brooks is right, my friend, you got it. 461 00:22:29,032 --> 00:22:32,627 Oh, by the way, Ben Stiller will be taking over at the same time. 462 00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:35,570 So it will be Larry David and Ben Stiller. 463 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,573 I got a great idea. 464 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,370 Go to the show tonight. See the show. 465 00:22:39,409 --> 00:22:42,003 Let it get into your pores, let it get into your system. 466 00:22:42,045 --> 00:22:44,536 I'm telling you I'm never wrong. I am never wrong. 467 00:22:44,581 --> 00:22:47,141 I know it sounds crazy to you. I know it sounds insane. 468 00:22:47,183 --> 00:22:50,243 - It doesn't sound crazy to me. - You were born to do it. 469 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,754 - It sounds like a joke. - No joke here. 470 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,917 It's like Allen Funt or Jamie Kennedy's gonna come walking through the door. 471 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,688 You were born to do it. 472 00:22:57,727 --> 00:22:59,786 Just see the show tonight, see what happens. 473 00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:02,423 See what happens and then let this all come back to you. 474 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,831 Okay? 475 00:23:04,868 --> 00:23:07,769 - You're gonna do it. It's gonna happen. - He's going to do it. 476 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,898 Okay, Jeff, tell him in the elevator. Tell him how great he is. 477 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:13,204 - Gentlemen, a pleasure. - Take care. 478 00:23:13,243 --> 00:23:15,734 I did all the plays in high school. I swear to God. 479 00:23:15,778 --> 00:23:18,042 They gave me the lead, every one. 480 00:23:18,081 --> 00:23:20,413 Are your M4 and M5? Are those your house seats? 481 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:24,079 They'll be there. Pick 'em up at the box office. 482 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,089 - Larry David, yeah. - Thank you. 483 00:23:27,123 --> 00:23:30,957 Giant fuckin' mistake if I say so right to your face. 484 00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,962 - Okay, Zero Mostel... - Yeah, I know. 485 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,260 I know what you're gonna say. 486 00:23:35,298 --> 00:23:39,132 Nathan Lane, Jason Alexander and Larry David? 487 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,603 - Come on, Mel. - Trust me. 488 00:23:41,638 --> 00:23:44,835 When I know, I know. And this time, I know. 489 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:02,990 Thank you very much. 490 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,154 All right. What's wrong? 491 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:09,188 Aw, this thing's killing me. 492 00:24:09,232 --> 00:24:11,564 You know, I'm gonna take a painkiller, I think. 493 00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:13,330 - I don't think you should do that. - Why? 494 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,929 - Don't they make you tired? - So what? 495 00:24:15,972 --> 00:24:17,599 It's killing me. It really hurts. 496 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,267 How are you gonna take it without water? 497 00:24:19,309 --> 00:24:21,869 - I don't know. Pop it in. - Maybe you should wait. 498 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:28,946 Okay okay. Okay, Larry. 499 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,114 - Did you get it? - Yeah, I got it. 500 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:34,851 Ben Stiller? 501 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,985 - Yeah, I think that is. - Hey. 502 00:24:39,262 --> 00:24:40,889 Hi. 503 00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:44,491 - Hey, how are you doing? - Good to see you. 504 00:24:44,534 --> 00:24:46,661 - Nice to see you. - We met that one time at the... 505 00:24:46,703 --> 00:24:48,261 - Hi. - Hi, Ben. 506 00:24:48,304 --> 00:24:51,102 - Oh good, thank you. - Nice to see you. 507 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,870 - You okay? - Yeah, what happened? 508 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,038 Mel Brooks hit me with a bathroom door. 509 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,604 Cut my head. 510 00:24:58,648 --> 00:25:00,548 - I know, it sounds like a joke. - Really? 511 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,017 What, were you talking to him? 512 00:25:03,052 --> 00:25:04,485 I met him today. 513 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,044 Oh, you met him today? 514 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:08,182 So he told me you're doing the show. 515 00:25:08,224 --> 00:25:10,089 I am, yeah. I'm doing the show. 516 00:25:10,126 --> 00:25:11,923 So you were talking to him about maybe... 517 00:25:11,961 --> 00:25:13,656 - He... - Yeah... 518 00:25:13,696 --> 00:25:17,860 He offered me the Max Bialystock. 519 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:20,562 Yeah, I know. 520 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,468 - It was a little shocking to me too. - What?! 521 00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:24,268 You mean, he actually offered... 522 00:25:24,307 --> 00:25:25,672 - Yeah. - Really? 523 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,905 Offered him the... I know. 524 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:29,912 - That is... - Crazy! 525 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,846 Are you guys just going cra... 526 00:25:31,881 --> 00:25:34,975 Because it took him a long time to make this decision. 527 00:25:35,018 --> 00:25:38,545 - Well, yeah, we... - Can I ask you something. You act? 528 00:25:40,256 --> 00:25:41,917 - I know you're... - No, I don't. 529 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,619 Yeah, and you sing? 530 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,787 I don't do anything, really. 531 00:25:45,828 --> 00:25:47,523 They'll have to teach me. 532 00:25:47,563 --> 00:25:50,396 - Right, right. - He saw me in a karaoke bar. 533 00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:52,401 - Wow. - You're fucking with me, right? 534 00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,403 No, it's true, but I'm still thinking about it. 535 00:25:54,437 --> 00:25:57,167 - I haven't made up my mind. - You should think about it. 536 00:25:57,206 --> 00:26:00,039 Honey, actually I see Brian and Lee. We should go say hi. 537 00:26:00,076 --> 00:26:01,703 - Bless you. - Gesundheit. 538 00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:03,769 Good to see you. See you later. 539 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:06,475 - Well, whatever happens happens. - Good to see you. 540 00:26:06,516 --> 00:26:10,509 Lar, good luck. This is a big decision. Take care. 541 00:26:10,553 --> 00:26:12,521 I'll watch it tonight and think about it. 542 00:26:12,555 --> 00:26:15,786 - Good luck. Whatever happens, it'll... - Ben, so good to see you. 543 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,759 And we'll talk about apartments if you need to. 544 00:26:17,794 --> 00:26:20,422 - I'm sure we'll all gonna be seeing... - I know. 545 00:26:20,463 --> 00:26:22,090 - I'll check it out. - Yeah. 546 00:26:22,131 --> 00:26:24,395 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 547 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,632 - What is wrong with you? - What are you talking about? 548 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:33,665 Why didn't you shake his hand? He put his hand out for you. 549 00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:35,575 He sneezed all over his hand. 550 00:26:35,611 --> 00:26:38,011 - But he just sneezed on it. - How rude is that? 551 00:26:38,047 --> 00:26:40,345 He didn't notice anything. 552 00:26:40,383 --> 00:26:43,318 - He put his hand out to shake. - Oh, please. 553 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,719 Of course he noticed that. Everyone noticed that. 554 00:26:45,755 --> 00:26:48,952 I'm not going to shake his hand. It's got snot all over it, come on. 555 00:26:48,991 --> 00:26:50,982 Partners, Leo, all the way. 556 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:54,087 And nothing or no one will ever come between us. 557 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:56,394 Nothing or no one, Max. 558 00:26:56,432 --> 00:26:58,764 - Come in. - Come in. 559 00:27:04,941 --> 00:27:07,375 I'm back down from the pills. 560 00:27:08,945 --> 00:27:12,972 Oh, about our 10th anniversary present... 561 00:27:13,015 --> 00:27:14,778 - Okay. ...it's... 562 00:27:14,817 --> 00:27:17,877 - It's fine if you want out of it. - No. 563 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,615 Believe me, I will not think any less of you. 564 00:27:19,655 --> 00:27:22,818 No, I don't want to get out of it. A deal's a deal. 565 00:27:22,859 --> 00:27:25,692 I just want to tell you that there's a few ground rules 566 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:28,788 that we need to talk about, okay? 567 00:27:28,831 --> 00:27:31,322 Okay, rule number one is, 568 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:33,801 it's a one time only. 569 00:27:33,836 --> 00:27:35,804 Okay, one time only. 570 00:27:35,838 --> 00:27:38,033 And there's a deadline. 571 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:41,373 It's our anniversary at midnight, then it's over. 572 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,402 Yeah, kind of like Cinderella. 573 00:27:44,614 --> 00:27:46,104 - And by the way... - Yeah? 574 00:27:46,149 --> 00:27:49,312 - If I do this show on Broadway? - yeah. 575 00:27:49,352 --> 00:27:52,048 My opening night is the same night as our anniversary. 576 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:55,216 Really? That would be fun. 577 00:27:55,258 --> 00:28:00,491 # When you got it, flaunt it # 578 00:28:00,530 --> 00:28:05,092 # Show your assets, let them know you're proud... # 579 00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:07,659 What do you think? You think you want to do the show? 580 00:28:07,703 --> 00:28:10,103 #... Stick your chest out, shake your tush # 581 00:28:10,139 --> 00:28:11,868 # When you go in... # 582 00:28:11,908 --> 00:28:13,466 You know, maybe I will. 583 00:28:15,745 --> 00:28:18,270 Maybe I will. 584 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:36,788 #... When you got it... #