1 00:00:15,829 --> 00:00:19,663 My agent calls, he has an audition for me for a biker. 2 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,793 - Right. - So, I'm just psyched, 3 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:24,668 and I get my "Hell's Angels" jacket on and my leather, 4 00:00:24,705 --> 00:00:28,163 and I bust into the room. And there's 30 actors 5 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:31,234 with bicycle shorts on... the spandex ones... 6 00:00:31,278 --> 00:00:35,271 and little gloves, and I'm just going, "Oh, brutal." 7 00:00:35,315 --> 00:00:37,510 - Hi. - Hi. 8 00:00:37,551 --> 00:00:41,510 You remember Brad, or you... this is Brad. 9 00:00:41,555 --> 00:00:44,786 - Hey, Brad. - Gosh, I didn't even hear you come in. 10 00:00:44,825 --> 00:00:47,453 You were laughing hard. I guess you couldn't hear the door. 11 00:00:47,494 --> 00:00:49,985 That was funny. 12 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,760 He was telling me some bad audition stories. 13 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:56,098 - It's hard being an actor. - It is, it is. 14 00:00:56,136 --> 00:00:58,764 - It's not too bad. - No, you seem to be doing all right. 15 00:00:58,805 --> 00:01:00,102 Yeah. 16 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,074 Well... you know, you guys continue. 17 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:05,306 I'll go upstairs, no big deal, and I'll talk to you later. 18 00:01:05,345 --> 00:01:08,712 - What are you talking about? - No, I gotta go, I got an audition. 19 00:01:08,749 --> 00:01:10,683 Yeah, no, I gotta go. 20 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:12,776 And I will see you Thursday and we'll do it again. 21 00:01:12,819 --> 00:01:14,616 - Yeah, all right. - Thanks for the beer. 22 00:01:14,654 --> 00:01:16,451 - Yeah. - Okay, take it easy. 23 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:17,923 Bye, Brad. 24 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:20,085 - See ya. - Bye. 25 00:01:22,829 --> 00:01:25,662 You know, I'm thinking, maybe I'll go out and get myself 26 00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:28,327 a heterosexual single woman to play golf with. 27 00:01:28,368 --> 00:01:30,268 Oh, Larry, are you a little jealous? What's going on? 28 00:01:30,303 --> 00:01:33,170 No, I'm not jealous. I'm just saying I'm gonna... 29 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:35,333 I can't have a friend? 30 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,536 - You're pretty naive. - We can't play tennis...? 31 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:40,205 Play tennis, I don't care. He still wants to sleep with you. 32 00:01:40,247 --> 00:01:42,374 He's attracted to you, and he wants to have sex with you. 33 00:01:42,416 --> 00:01:44,441 - You don't think he does? - No, I don't think he does. 34 00:01:44,484 --> 00:01:46,384 - You don't know anything about men. - Is that right? 35 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:48,183 That's right, yeah. 36 00:01:48,221 --> 00:01:50,280 You know what? I wouldn't even be playing tennis with him 37 00:01:50,323 --> 00:01:51,620 if you played tennis with me. 38 00:01:51,658 --> 00:01:54,126 You want to play tennis with me? I'll play tennis with you, fine. 39 00:01:54,161 --> 00:01:55,753 Okay. 40 00:01:55,796 --> 00:01:57,787 Yeah, call him up, say you're playing tennis 41 00:01:57,831 --> 00:01:59,822 - with me on Thursday. - All right, I will. 42 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:01,891 - All right. - That'll be lovely. 43 00:02:03,637 --> 00:02:05,662 Boy, the restaurant's looking good. 44 00:02:05,705 --> 00:02:08,367 - Looks great. - Yeah, I know, wow. 45 00:02:08,408 --> 00:02:10,399 Yeah, three weeks away. You happy you did it? 46 00:02:10,444 --> 00:02:12,844 This is very cool. I'm glad you talked me into it. 47 00:02:12,879 --> 00:02:14,437 Yeah, how you doing? 48 00:02:15,816 --> 00:02:18,512 Yesterday I get home, and there's this guy in my living room 49 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:20,952 who plays tennis with my wife. He's an actor. 50 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:22,978 I said, it's wrong. 51 00:02:23,023 --> 00:02:26,254 She's got this, what, this heterosexual friend? 52 00:02:26,293 --> 00:02:29,126 - Why is he at your house? - Why is he at my house? Exactly. 53 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:30,925 She said, "Then you play tennis with me." 54 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:32,829 So, I said, "Okay, I'll play tennis with you." 55 00:02:32,866 --> 00:02:34,128 Now I got to play tennis with her. 56 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:35,759 That's better than him pulling something. 57 00:02:35,802 --> 00:02:37,235 - Huh? - Better than... 58 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:39,864 - Hey! What the hell? - Oh, jeez. 59 00:02:39,906 --> 00:02:43,137 Is that coffee? Give me table salt, we've got a spill. 60 00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:45,440 Give me a towel. 61 00:02:45,479 --> 00:02:47,913 - Wow. - All right. 62 00:02:47,948 --> 00:02:50,075 What are you doing? 63 00:02:50,116 --> 00:02:52,516 This is an old restaurant trick. 64 00:02:52,552 --> 00:02:54,417 You got to dilute the stain with club soda. 65 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:56,979 Pour club soda on the stain 66 00:02:57,023 --> 00:03:00,015 and then you put on table salt. 67 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,756 Club soda and then salt, huh? 68 00:03:02,796 --> 00:03:05,128 - That's gonna get that stain out? - Um-hmm, um-hmm. 69 00:03:05,165 --> 00:03:06,462 Get out of here. Really? 70 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,559 This has to set a few minutes, then it'll be fine. 71 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:10,467 - Is that so? - Oh, yes. 72 00:03:10,504 --> 00:03:11,766 Well, I love that. 73 00:03:11,805 --> 00:03:13,898 - Hey, Larry? - Hey, Randy. 74 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:16,465 We need to talk. 75 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:19,308 - You got a minute? - Sure. 76 00:03:20,313 --> 00:03:22,508 Hey, Randy. 77 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:25,416 Hey, Jeff. 78 00:03:25,452 --> 00:03:28,580 I'm out, guys. 79 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:31,022 What do you mean, what are you talking about? 80 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:32,649 - Out? Out of what? - I can't do this. 81 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:36,719 I can't cook in this restaurant. I'm no good, I suck. 82 00:03:36,763 --> 00:03:38,731 What? That's ridiculous. 83 00:03:38,765 --> 00:03:41,893 - You cooked at my house last week. - It was delicious. 84 00:03:41,935 --> 00:03:44,096 You don't want me. I'm doing you a big favor, believe me. 85 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,605 What is this about, the peanuts? Is that what this is about? 86 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,369 That didn't help, because a lot of cooks... 87 00:03:48,408 --> 00:03:50,501 it's frowned on when they poison someone. 88 00:03:50,544 --> 00:03:53,308 - Is it because he asked for ketchup? - I always have ketchup. 89 00:03:53,346 --> 00:03:54,677 - No... - My mom gave me ketchup. 90 00:03:54,714 --> 00:03:56,909 He loves ketchup, so what? You can't go by him. 91 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:59,111 Where's this coming from? What are you talking about? 92 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:01,120 It's coming from the pressure. 93 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:03,281 This is going to be a big celebrity restaurant, 94 00:04:03,323 --> 00:04:04,847 I've been reading the publicity. 95 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:06,586 - It's making me nuts, I can't sleep. - What?! 96 00:04:06,626 --> 00:04:08,787 This place is gonna get reviewed, you know. 97 00:04:08,828 --> 00:04:12,559 You've built this up in your imagination. This is crazy. 98 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:14,760 Look, I'm really sorry. It is not me. Can't do it. 99 00:04:14,801 --> 00:04:17,065 Just... I'm sorry. Can't. 100 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,208 Hey, Randy. 101 00:04:22,242 --> 00:04:24,642 Look, man, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 102 00:04:24,678 --> 00:04:26,737 What? 103 00:04:28,415 --> 00:04:29,780 Huh. 104 00:04:29,816 --> 00:04:31,283 He just quit. 105 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:34,711 Randy just quit? Wh-why? 106 00:04:34,754 --> 00:04:37,348 He was upset, he didn't feel like he can do it. 107 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:39,324 He felt inadequate and didn't think he was a good cook, 108 00:04:39,359 --> 00:04:41,293 and all the pressure of the restaurant opening... 109 00:04:41,328 --> 00:04:44,297 - He doesn't want to be reviewed. - And all the publicity... 110 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:47,027 - A chef doesn't want to be reviewed? - Doesn't want to be reviewed. 111 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,160 Was it the whole peanut thing? Is that what upset him? 112 00:04:49,202 --> 00:04:51,170 No, we never mentioned the peanut thing. 113 00:04:51,204 --> 00:04:53,832 No, he feels pressure. 114 00:04:53,873 --> 00:04:56,671 Do we have any ideas, 115 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,701 like, three weeks away, what are we gonna do? 116 00:04:58,745 --> 00:05:01,771 Find somebody. I don't know anybody, but we'll find somebody. 117 00:05:01,815 --> 00:05:03,908 I don't know anybody, no. 118 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:07,647 Wait a minute. Josh. Josh would be great. 119 00:05:07,687 --> 00:05:10,622 The guy who cooks for us at home. He'd be fabulous. 120 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:13,854 If we could come over and try it. 121 00:05:13,893 --> 00:05:15,121 Yeah. 122 00:05:15,161 --> 00:05:19,097 Obviously we'd have to come over and sample it, right? 123 00:05:19,132 --> 00:05:21,100 Yeah, come on over and you can sample it. 124 00:05:21,134 --> 00:05:23,261 Oh, yes, he's a great cook. 125 00:05:23,303 --> 00:05:26,136 - You don't want to hold him back, huh? - No, no. 126 00:05:26,172 --> 00:05:28,265 Oh, my God! 127 00:05:29,309 --> 00:05:31,140 He got it all out. The stain's gone. 128 00:05:31,177 --> 00:05:33,737 Club soda and salt. 129 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,647 The trick is to get to the stain before it dries. 130 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:45,024 Whatever happened to that... 131 00:05:45,058 --> 00:05:47,686 that place for your parents? 132 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:49,558 I'm getting them that apartment on Barrington. 133 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:51,120 All right. 134 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:53,798 - Oh...! - You know what? 135 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:56,267 I swear to you I'm gonna kill you when that ball hits me. 136 00:05:56,302 --> 00:05:59,465 So, my mother will start getting that new treatment 137 00:05:59,506 --> 00:06:03,306 at Cedars-Sinai and hopefully she'll get better and they'll go home. 138 00:06:03,343 --> 00:06:06,608 Hey, Melanie, Ed. 139 00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:08,614 Hey, how are you guys doing? 140 00:06:08,648 --> 00:06:10,616 Hey, good. Lawrence. 141 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:12,345 It's so good to see you. 142 00:06:12,385 --> 00:06:13,784 Hi. 143 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:15,014 - You guys look good. - Thanks. 144 00:06:15,055 --> 00:06:17,387 - Thank you. - Just playing some tennis. 145 00:06:17,424 --> 00:06:19,449 - Playing some tennis, yeah. - So are we. 146 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:21,392 It's good to see you guys. 147 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:22,861 Thank you. 148 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:25,228 - All right. - Yeah, have a good game. 149 00:06:25,265 --> 00:06:28,200 - Yes. You too. - Bye bye. 150 00:06:29,669 --> 00:06:31,660 What the hell was that? 151 00:06:31,705 --> 00:06:33,900 I don't know. 152 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,636 She was acting like she doesn't even know me. 153 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,701 When was the last time you called her? 154 00:06:38,745 --> 00:06:41,236 I don't know, about three months ago, maybe? 155 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:42,942 Uh-huh. 156 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:46,383 Oh, my God. 157 00:06:46,419 --> 00:06:50,287 You know, we never really bought 'em a wedding gift. 158 00:06:50,323 --> 00:06:52,314 And it's been over a year. 159 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:55,384 - Yeah, it's over a year. - How did we forget a wedding gift? 160 00:06:55,428 --> 00:06:57,919 We should just pick something up. 161 00:06:57,964 --> 00:06:59,989 - You know, I don't want... - Fine, we'll get them... 162 00:07:00,033 --> 00:07:02,058 Every time we run into them I don't want it to be like that. 163 00:07:02,102 --> 00:07:05,401 But it's ridiculous to harbor a grudge because we didn't get a present. 164 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:08,202 We went out of our way to fly to Chicago to their wedding. 165 00:07:08,241 --> 00:07:10,368 We should pick something up for them. 166 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:12,935 Buy 'em a car. 167 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:23,650 You okay? 168 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:32,498 - Is that good? - It was out. 169 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:34,591 - That was out? - Yeah. 170 00:07:34,634 --> 00:07:36,602 If we were playing doubles it would've been good. 171 00:07:36,636 --> 00:07:39,469 You know what? You gotta stop the grunting. 172 00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:41,474 What are you talking about? 173 00:07:41,508 --> 00:07:43,738 You grunt on every shot. Every shot you hit, 174 00:07:43,777 --> 00:07:46,746 you, "Ungh! Ungh!" You make this disgusting noise... 175 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:48,873 Ungh...! You don't hear it? 176 00:07:48,915 --> 00:07:50,906 - No. - What do you mean, no? 177 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:53,214 That's how I play. I didn't even know I was doing it. 178 00:07:53,253 --> 00:07:55,050 You grunt every shot. It's really annoying 179 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:56,555 and it's throwing me off. 180 00:07:56,589 --> 00:07:58,716 Oh! Is that why you're losing? 181 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:01,659 It sounds like pigs fucking. 182 00:08:01,694 --> 00:08:04,288 How do you like this? Would you like to listen to this, huh? 183 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:05,695 Ungh! 184 00:08:05,732 --> 00:08:07,723 I don't mind it. 185 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,428 Ungh! 186 00:08:10,837 --> 00:08:14,000 All right, that's the game. And set. 187 00:08:18,444 --> 00:08:22,210 I really think I've finally found the perfect sock. 188 00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:23,875 I'm not kidding. 189 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,976 'Cause it's not exactly white. 190 00:08:26,019 --> 00:08:29,284 You don't want a white sock. It's sort of a... 191 00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:31,187 Is this boring you? 192 00:08:31,224 --> 00:08:33,385 I don't know. If you had said to me, 193 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:35,860 "I found a perfect pair of socks," I'd go, "No kidding? 194 00:08:35,895 --> 00:08:37,886 Where'd you get them? What are they like?" 195 00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:43,429 So, you know that play, "Tony and Tina's Wedding"? 196 00:08:43,469 --> 00:08:45,630 I think I might go on Friday. 197 00:08:47,774 --> 00:08:49,742 Oh. 198 00:08:49,776 --> 00:08:52,973 - What? - You don't want me to go with you? 199 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:56,914 I didn't know that you'd want to go. I'm throwing it out there. 200 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,850 Why wouldn't I want to go? 201 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,750 I enjoy the theater as much as the next guy. 202 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,950 The characters mix in with the audience. 203 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:05,890 - So what? I'm fine with that. - You are? 204 00:09:05,925 --> 00:09:08,587 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 205 00:09:10,396 --> 00:09:13,797 So how come you want to go see that? 206 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:15,425 I've just heard a lot about it... 207 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:19,404 you know, and Brad's in it. 208 00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:21,634 So... 209 00:09:25,478 --> 00:09:26,740 Oh. 210 00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:29,714 What is wrong with you? 211 00:09:29,749 --> 00:09:31,717 You're thinking about going to see 212 00:09:31,751 --> 00:09:34,584 "Tony and Tina's Wedding" on Friday night, 213 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:37,112 and... 214 00:09:37,156 --> 00:09:40,455 Brad is in it. 215 00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:43,053 I want us to go see "Tony and Tina's Wedding." 216 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:45,792 - Oh, do you? - I do. 217 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:47,891 Yeah. You know what? 218 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:50,027 Go see "Tony and Tina's Wedding." That's fine. 219 00:09:50,069 --> 00:09:51,969 No, I want us to go together. 220 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:54,599 Yeah, I heard what you said. 221 00:09:54,641 --> 00:09:57,508 - It wasn't that hard to figure out... - I meant "we." 222 00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:59,977 I'll just go see the show and go home. Don't worry about me. 223 00:10:00,013 --> 00:10:02,311 - Oh, no, listen... - You and Brad can go have some beers. 224 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:04,543 - It's fine. Don't... - I was saying, "we." 225 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:07,417 - It was the assumed "we." - There was no assumed "we." 226 00:10:07,453 --> 00:10:09,421 - You said "I." - When I make plans, I think of us. 227 00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:11,650 You're reading things into it. 228 00:10:11,691 --> 00:10:14,023 - I don't think I am. - I think you are. 229 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,221 I think you're completely reading things into this. 230 00:10:16,262 --> 00:10:18,287 I don't think so. You are so busted. 231 00:10:18,331 --> 00:10:21,391 I am not. Listen, I want to go with you. 232 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:22,696 No. 233 00:10:22,735 --> 00:10:23,929 Don't you want to go with me? 234 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:26,768 I don't know. It depends on what you'll do for it. 235 00:10:26,806 --> 00:10:29,468 - I'll do just about anything. - Is that right? 236 00:10:29,509 --> 00:10:31,272 Yeah, yeah. Do you have a problem with that? 237 00:10:31,311 --> 00:10:33,973 No, I like this. Getting in trouble, 238 00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:36,208 using sex to get out of it... this is very good. 239 00:10:36,249 --> 00:10:38,308 Okay, good, then we're both happy. 240 00:10:38,351 --> 00:10:40,114 Oh, shit! 241 00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:42,621 All right, don't worry about it. It's cranberry juice. 242 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,885 It's not gonna come out anyway. Come here. 243 00:10:44,924 --> 00:10:47,256 Oh, no, no, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 244 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:50,456 I saw this at the restaurant today. Club soda and salt! 245 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:52,555 Gets the whole stain out. 246 00:10:52,598 --> 00:10:55,624 You know what? It's an old rug. Don't worry about it. 247 00:10:55,668 --> 00:10:57,260 No, no, no. Wait till you see this. 248 00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,931 You're gonna be amazed. Time's of the essence! 249 00:11:05,578 --> 00:11:07,569 Where's the salt?! 250 00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:12,247 - Where's the salt?! - It's by the stove! 251 00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:24,328 I hope I'm not too late. That's the only thing I hope. 252 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:28,232 I hope I'm not too late. Club soda, okay? 253 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:32,169 Put the club soda, use very liberally, 254 00:11:32,205 --> 00:11:34,571 do a tap-tap... I saw him tap-tap. 255 00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:37,508 Now the salt, salt all over. 256 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:40,137 Don't spare the salt. 257 00:11:40,179 --> 00:11:43,671 And you are gonna be amazed at how this works. 258 00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:45,684 That's it. That's all you need to do. 259 00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:49,848 And, we've... 260 00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:54,292 still got a few minutes till it dries. 261 00:11:54,327 --> 00:11:56,693 Are you out of your mind? 262 00:11:56,729 --> 00:11:59,163 - Why? - Are you kidding me? 263 00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:01,166 Come on, we got a few minutes. Gonna dry. 264 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,930 I gave you a window of opportunity that has slammed closed. 265 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:05,938 What do you mean you gave me a "window of opportunity"? 266 00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:07,371 - Honey... - What? 267 00:12:07,407 --> 00:12:09,398 No. 268 00:12:14,747 --> 00:12:16,738 All right. 269 00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:21,885 When you get up tomorrow morning, 270 00:12:21,921 --> 00:12:24,913 that stain's gonna be all gone. 271 00:12:24,957 --> 00:12:27,357 You watch. 272 00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:38,264 Hey. Come on in. 273 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:40,329 Hope you're hungry. 274 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:42,841 - How are you, Jeff? - Good. How are you doing, man? 275 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,843 Good, good, good, good. You're in for a treat. 276 00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:46,708 He's very excited. Hey, Josh! 277 00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,544 - What are you talking about? - He's so excited. 278 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:52,050 Hi, gentlemen. How are you? I'm Josh. 279 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,053 Larry. 280 00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:56,078 - Yeah, Jeff. - Jeff, nice to meet you. 281 00:12:56,122 --> 00:12:58,090 I just want to thank you for the opportunity 282 00:12:58,124 --> 00:13:00,251 for possibly being your chef for the new restaurant. 283 00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:02,488 I'm gonna run back in and do some last-minute prep, 284 00:13:02,528 --> 00:13:05,224 but I will see you in a bit. Thank you. 285 00:13:05,264 --> 00:13:06,993 - This is gonna be fun. - What did you do? 286 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,466 What do you mean, what did I do? 287 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:11,026 Why did you tell him that we were coming for that purpose? 288 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,630 - What was I supposed to do? - Tell him, "Friends over for dinner." 289 00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:15,470 You didn't have to tell him the whole thing. 290 00:13:15,508 --> 00:13:17,908 - What's the big deal? - An audition's a lot of pressure. 291 00:13:17,944 --> 00:13:20,469 We have three weeks, that's a lot of pressure. This is not... 292 00:13:20,513 --> 00:13:22,845 He's a good cook. Relax, come enjoy. 293 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:25,908 Come on, seriously. You're impossible. 294 00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:37,729 Pass the... salt, please? 295 00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:51,844 That's a nice shirt. 296 00:13:51,878 --> 00:13:54,073 Yeah, my mom got it for me. 297 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:55,978 She dropped it off at the office. 298 00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:58,483 What is that? A velour or something? 299 00:13:58,518 --> 00:14:01,715 Don't know. It's very comfortable. 300 00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:04,450 All right, all right, what do you think? Come on. 301 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:07,357 - Food? Great! - Yeah? 302 00:14:07,393 --> 00:14:09,623 Yeah, great. He knows his stuff. 303 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:11,687 - He really does meat well. - Tender. 304 00:14:11,731 --> 00:14:14,791 - You were right, good call. - Thank you, thank you. 305 00:14:16,636 --> 00:14:18,604 What do you think, Larry? 306 00:14:18,638 --> 00:14:19,832 Eh. 307 00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:22,568 What do you mean, "Eh"? 308 00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:24,405 Eh. 309 00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:27,571 - You're crazy. - You walked in with this attitude. 310 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:29,547 - I didn't walk in with any attitude. - You did too. 311 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:32,016 - Just 'cause I told him before. - That's bullshit. 312 00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:34,918 You have no idea what you're talking about. 313 00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:37,149 - Why do you say that? - 'Cause you weigh eight pounds. 314 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:38,248 What do you know about food? 315 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,350 Thin people know more about food than fat people. 316 00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:43,123 I have more food experience than you, my friend. 317 00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:44,595 Let me tell you something, okay? 318 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,564 I never got laid a lot, but that doesn't mean 319 00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:48,863 the guy who got laid more than me appreciated it any more. 320 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,892 What the hell does that have to do with anything? 321 00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:53,599 A guy who gets laid a lot knows more about... 322 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:56,574 He might know more about sex but he doesn't appreciate it any more. 323 00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:58,577 I appreciate it. 324 00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:00,579 You know, you are such a pain in the ass. 325 00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:02,945 All right, fine. What are we gonna do? What do you want to do? 326 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:07,445 We'll just have to find somebody who we all agree on. 327 00:15:07,486 --> 00:15:09,454 No, I mean, what do you want to do about Josh? 328 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,854 He worked his heart out for this meal. 329 00:15:11,891 --> 00:15:14,416 Well, you know, what are we supposed to do? 330 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,553 We can't hire him if we don't all agree on it. 331 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:19,656 - All right, fine, you tell him. - I don't have to tell him. 332 00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:21,963 Josh! 333 00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:26,337 Gentlemen, how was everything? Did you enjoy your lamb? 334 00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:29,170 - Wonderful. - It was delicious. 335 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,938 Good. Did you enjoy the plum, apricot, and mint chutney? 336 00:15:31,978 --> 00:15:33,707 The chutney was amazing. 337 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:36,476 Thank you very much. Yes? 338 00:15:36,515 --> 00:15:38,676 Larry has something he wants to tell you. 339 00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,986 Yes, Larry? 340 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:44,990 It was good. 341 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,252 I just don't think it's... 342 00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:51,263 quite right for the restaurant, though. 343 00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:53,788 What was wrong with it? 344 00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:59,530 A little saucy. A little too saucy. 345 00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:01,733 "Saucy"? 346 00:16:01,774 --> 00:16:04,004 Yeah, kind of saucy. 347 00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:07,103 Was there anything else? 348 00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:12,512 Mmm... not really. 349 00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:16,482 I guess dessert's out of the question. 350 00:16:16,522 --> 00:16:19,958 - No, I'll still take dessert. - I'll take dessert too. 351 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,553 Okay. 352 00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:25,564 And you have decaf? 353 00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:28,965 I'd love a decaf too. A little bit of skim milk. 354 00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:33,232 - Ted...? - No. 355 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:36,775 Okay. 356 00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:41,838 What should we get for their wedding present? 357 00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,941 I love how these people take their shopping carts 358 00:16:44,984 --> 00:16:49,114 bring 'em home and leave them there. What is that? 359 00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:51,146 So, I was thinking 360 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,522 maybe that store on Montana Avenue. 361 00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:57,120 You know, I really don't like not driving. 362 00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,131 You should've let me drive. 363 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:01,190 It's my car. 364 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:03,201 On the way back, I'm gonna drive. 365 00:17:03,235 --> 00:17:04,702 Why? 366 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:07,501 I don't feel I have a personality in this seat. 367 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:12,534 No, really. I feel very... dull. 368 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:14,978 Mm-hmm. 369 00:17:15,014 --> 00:17:18,347 You want me to sing, or you want the radio? 370 00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:20,352 I think I'd rather the radio. 371 00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:21,580 All right. 372 00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:26,350 - What is this, a tape? - Um-hmm. 373 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:30,123 What are you doing with a tape? I thought you only buy CDs. 374 00:17:30,162 --> 00:17:32,357 Actually, a friend loaned it to me. 375 00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:35,458 Who is this? 376 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:37,492 It's Al Green. 377 00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,401 Who gave you this tape? 378 00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:41,633 Brad. 379 00:17:41,674 --> 00:17:43,699 It's good, isn't it? 380 00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:45,870 You oughta be with me... 381 00:17:45,911 --> 00:17:48,709 "You oughta be with me"? Is that what he's saying? 382 00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:51,979 - You oughta be with me - "You oughta be with me." 383 00:17:52,017 --> 00:17:54,508 That's what he's singing about? 384 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:57,750 What is wrong with you? 385 00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:00,258 Wait, Brad gives you a tape? An Al Green tape... 386 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,453 "You oughta be with me"? 387 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:04,986 You know what, I don't know... 388 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,396 I swear to God, this thing gets worse every time. 389 00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,924 No, listen... 390 00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,836 Every day, this story is getting worse and worse and worse. 391 00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:19,845 All right. 392 00:18:19,879 --> 00:18:22,279 What about a nice bowl, huh? 393 00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:24,578 You know what? They've probably got tons of bowls. 394 00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:26,676 I'm sure they were registered somewhere. 395 00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:29,620 Everybody likes a good bowl for cereal and... 396 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,520 I feel like I'm not gonna find anything in here. 397 00:18:31,557 --> 00:18:33,616 Because they probably have all this stuff, right? 398 00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:37,288 - Dishes and stemware... - There's not much in here. 399 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:39,820 Why don't we just get them a nice piece of fish? 400 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:42,925 We should just go next door to that wine shop 401 00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,732 and get an expensive bottle of wine. Let's do that. 402 00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:49,502 - How expensive? - 200, 250? 403 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,840 I don't know. It's got to be a good one, 404 00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:54,402 - they'll know the difference. - Oh, of course they will. 405 00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:56,540 All right, are you coming? 406 00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:59,449 What, between this and a wine store? No, I'll stay here. 407 00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:01,316 All right, I'll be right back. 408 00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:03,321 Okay. 409 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,220 Hi. What can I help you find? 410 00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:12,594 Oh, nothing, you know, I'm just browsing. 411 00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:15,031 Yeah, you got that "bewildered" look. 412 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,592 I know it's a lot to take in. We'll just... 413 00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:20,036 - No, I'm okay. - If we narrow it down... 414 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:22,302 You know what? I appreciate it. 415 00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:25,469 I'm not really shopping. I'm kind of browsing. 416 00:19:25,511 --> 00:19:27,479 If I need help, I'll let you know. 417 00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,879 - Oh, take your time. - Okay, thank you. 418 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:37,314 Oh, all the napkin rings in the store are 10% off. 419 00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:39,381 Just this week. Not just these, 420 00:19:39,425 --> 00:19:41,450 there's a million more. They're all 10% off. 421 00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,394 - Okay. - They make such great gifts. 422 00:19:43,429 --> 00:19:45,920 Oh, we have... come here for a second. Let me show... 423 00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:48,433 You know what? I'm really not interested in buying anything. 424 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,298 But thank you. 425 00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:53,100 If you're looking in the... something more affordable, 426 00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:56,335 - we have smaller items. - It's not that. I'm just not looking. 427 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,275 I'm not interested, but thank you. 428 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,210 Okay. 429 00:20:01,881 --> 00:20:04,372 Flatware is always great. 430 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:07,146 All right, look. Can you stop following me around, please? 431 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:09,484 I'm not interested in buying anything. 432 00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:11,615 Stop following me. 433 00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:14,285 I don't really understand what's giving you that idea. 434 00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:16,419 Are you... maybe you're paranoid. 435 00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:18,657 You've done a complete circle with me now in the store. 436 00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:21,461 Why are you here if you're not interested in buying anything? 437 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,990 You've never heard of browsers? 438 00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:25,731 Is that word unfamiliar to you, a browser? 439 00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:28,535 - Please leave. - You got it. 440 00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:31,634 - Thank you. Have a great day. - I'm well on the way. 441 00:20:36,515 --> 00:20:39,109 You know what? We should drop this off at the Loebs'. 442 00:20:39,151 --> 00:20:41,984 You know, we're in the neighborhood. 443 00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,546 - $300. - I know. 444 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,490 - So ridiculous. - But it's a good one. 445 00:20:47,493 --> 00:20:49,154 Hello? 446 00:20:49,194 --> 00:20:51,219 Hey, Cheryl. Brad. 447 00:20:51,263 --> 00:20:53,754 - Hi, Brad. - Hey, what's up? 448 00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:56,393 Nothing. Larry's in the car. 449 00:20:56,435 --> 00:20:58,596 Oh, hey, hey, Larry. 450 00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:00,764 - Hey, Brad. - How you doing? 451 00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:02,296 Pretty good. 452 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,571 Hey, Cheryl, still coming to "Tony and Tina's Wedding"? 453 00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,840 - Yeah. - Hey, I'm going too, Brad. 454 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:08,847 Oh, okay, great. 455 00:21:08,881 --> 00:21:11,372 Hey Larry, still looking for a chef? 456 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,079 Actually, I am. 457 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,110 Well, my friend, Paul is the chef at Alsace 458 00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,884 and he's thinking about leaving. 459 00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:20,323 I know that place, Alsace. That's a good restaurant. 460 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,884 - Yeah. - Hey, you know what? 461 00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:24,759 Why don't we go eat there after the show, 462 00:21:24,797 --> 00:21:26,697 and you can check out the food? 463 00:21:26,732 --> 00:21:28,495 Okay, that sounds pretty good. 464 00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:31,526 All right, well... hey, I'll see you at the show. 465 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:34,232 - Okay, bye. - Take it easy, Cheryl. 466 00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:39,411 "Larry's in the car." 467 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,879 What? 468 00:21:41,914 --> 00:21:46,408 "Larry's in the car. If you plan on doing any dirty-talking, 469 00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,420 better save it for another time 470 00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:50,615 because Larry's in the car." 471 00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:54,490 I was letting him know, to be polite. When you're on speakerphone, 472 00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:56,289 you're supposed to let people know... 473 00:21:56,328 --> 00:21:59,161 - Yes. Yeah. Uh-huh. ...who's listening. 474 00:21:59,198 --> 00:22:00,859 I mean, I think that you would be excited. 475 00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:02,389 He might have found a chef. 476 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:04,299 I actually am. I think that could be good. 477 00:22:04,336 --> 00:22:07,169 I'll call Ted and Jeff and set it up. 478 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:08,537 Okay. 479 00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:12,505 What is this? Oh, my God. 480 00:22:12,544 --> 00:22:16,344 Oh, shit, there's a cop, what do we do? 481 00:22:16,382 --> 00:22:18,816 Just pull over, Larry. 482 00:22:18,851 --> 00:22:22,582 Oh, here we go, Jesus Christ. 483 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:27,588 What did you do? 484 00:22:27,626 --> 00:22:30,094 Let me see your driver's license, sir. 485 00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:32,723 - Can I ask what I did? - Sure can. 486 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:35,165 Sir, we had a report from a young lady on her cell phone 487 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,259 saying you've been following her in your car. 488 00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:39,463 Following someone, what? 489 00:22:39,505 --> 00:22:41,473 I'm going to drop off a bottle of wine. 490 00:22:41,507 --> 00:22:43,532 It's a friend's house in Moreno. 491 00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:45,600 - Okay, well, we did have... - This is the guy. 492 00:22:45,644 --> 00:22:48,238 I can't believe you were doing this. 493 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,805 This guy came into the store where I work 494 00:22:50,849 --> 00:22:53,374 and accused me of following him around, 495 00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,717 and then had, like, a little freak-out fit. 496 00:22:55,754 --> 00:22:58,587 - Now he's following me. - I don't know what she's talking about. 497 00:22:58,624 --> 00:23:00,353 You're turning left when I'm turning left, 498 00:23:00,392 --> 00:23:01,984 turning right when I'm turning right. 499 00:23:02,027 --> 00:23:03,858 This is, like, your sick revenge? 500 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,830 You follow me around and scare me like that? 501 00:23:05,864 --> 00:23:08,094 - This is just so idiotic. - What is wrong with you? 502 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:10,260 Would you explain to me why you've been following this lady? 503 00:23:10,302 --> 00:23:11,997 I'm not following her. I was in a store, 504 00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:14,335 - and she was following me. - I heard that part, I understand. 505 00:23:14,373 --> 00:23:16,398 - I was not following him. - You don't even know 506 00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:18,603 how to work in a store. People ask you to leave them alone, 507 00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:20,134 and you harass them! 508 00:23:20,179 --> 00:23:23,444 - First of all, I was not following you! - You were so following me! 509 00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:25,473 I was not following you, I work there. 510 00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,849 We're in a residential neighborhood here, please. 511 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,854 - When my husband finds out about this, - Ma'am, go back to your car. 512 00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:31,788 - there's gonna be a problem. - I'm worried about your husband. 513 00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,223 You know what? You are. 514 00:23:33,258 --> 00:23:35,658 Sir, why don't you stay in your car for a moment? 515 00:23:35,694 --> 00:23:37,491 I'll be right back with you. 516 00:23:43,669 --> 00:23:45,136 Maybe we should've called first. 517 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:47,400 We're right in the neighborhood. What's the difference? 518 00:23:47,439 --> 00:23:48,804 But do you drop by somebody's house? 519 00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:51,332 Sure. You got a gift, you drop by. 520 00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:53,344 - Hey, Melanie. - Hello. 521 00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:55,812 - Hi. What's going on? - Hey, Ed! 522 00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:57,839 - Hi. - We were just in the neighborhood. 523 00:23:57,883 --> 00:24:01,512 And thought we'd drop off your wedding gift. 524 00:24:01,553 --> 00:24:03,384 I'm sorry it's late, congratulations. 525 00:24:03,422 --> 00:24:05,219 We can't take your wedding... are you serious? 526 00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:07,623 - No. - We can't take a wedding gift now. 527 00:24:07,659 --> 00:24:09,786 We got married 14 months ago. 528 00:24:11,063 --> 00:24:13,429 You can't give a gift after a year, you know that. 529 00:24:13,465 --> 00:24:15,831 I know, that's why I'm sorry. 530 00:24:15,868 --> 00:24:18,336 You can't give a gift after a year? What happens after a year? 531 00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,964 - You can't give it. That's the cut-off. - You can't give it? 532 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:22,667 You can give it with an apology. 533 00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:25,233 This is a beautiful bottle of wine. 534 00:24:25,277 --> 00:24:27,575 - We can't take it! - It's an afterthought, and it's late. 535 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:30,878 We just spent $300 on this bottle of wine for you 536 00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,077 and you're not accepting it?! Is that what you're saying? 537 00:24:33,118 --> 00:24:35,416 We can't take the gift after a year. 538 00:24:35,454 --> 00:24:37,945 You had no problem taking the $200 engagement vase we got you. 539 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:40,288 You had no problem with the shower gift. What'd you get her? 540 00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:42,259 - The nightgown. - The nightgown, that was okay. 541 00:24:42,294 --> 00:24:45,991 Then we flew to Chicago for your little wedding bash. 542 00:24:46,031 --> 00:24:49,228 You're into us now for about $5,500, as I see it. 543 00:24:49,268 --> 00:24:51,236 First of all, it was not a "little wedding." 544 00:24:51,270 --> 00:24:53,261 We had 266 people there. 545 00:24:53,305 --> 00:24:56,138 - Then why did you come? - Because she put a gun to my head, 546 00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:58,973 - that's why! - I don't believe that. 547 00:24:59,011 --> 00:25:02,139 - You came 'cause you wanted to come. - I was desperate to go to your wedding. 548 00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:04,342 If it was too expensive, you shouldn't have come, Larry. 549 00:25:04,383 --> 00:25:06,578 And I'm sorry that you can't accept a gift 550 00:25:06,618 --> 00:25:09,485 - after 12 months, but you just can't. - It's the way things are. 551 00:25:09,521 --> 00:25:12,490 They don't want the wine. We're past the cut-off, we're sorry. 552 00:25:12,524 --> 00:25:15,493 You would do the same thing. I know you would do the same. 553 00:25:15,527 --> 00:25:17,586 By the way, do you have anybody in there 554 00:25:17,629 --> 00:25:19,290 to clean up the mess I'm about to make? 555 00:25:19,331 --> 00:25:21,322 - No, no, no. - Now you're being silly. 556 00:25:21,366 --> 00:25:24,335 - Thank you! - Next time call. 557 00:25:28,674 --> 00:25:30,369 You know what I was just thinking, 558 00:25:30,409 --> 00:25:32,138 maybe you should've worn a sports coat. 559 00:25:32,177 --> 00:25:34,168 You think so? That's true. Everybody's wearing... 560 00:25:34,213 --> 00:25:36,204 well, he's not wearing a sport jacket. 561 00:25:36,248 --> 00:25:39,649 He might be an actor. That might be part of his character. 562 00:25:39,685 --> 00:25:41,175 Oh. 563 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,586 That's what happens... the actors mingle. 564 00:25:43,622 --> 00:25:46,022 All right, I'm gonna go use the bathroom. 565 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:48,390 Okay, I'll grab a pew. 566 00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:56,326 Hey, how you doing? I'm Angelo. 567 00:25:56,368 --> 00:25:58,268 Antola, Angelo Antola. 568 00:25:58,303 --> 00:25:59,327 Hi, Brad. 569 00:25:59,371 --> 00:26:00,668 Brad? 570 00:26:00,706 --> 00:26:04,904 Hey, so, you with Tony's side or Tina's side? 571 00:26:04,943 --> 00:26:08,902 Brad, you know, cut the shit, okay? 572 00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:11,882 Shit? Brad? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 573 00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:14,408 - I'm on Tina's side. - Oh, are you? 574 00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:16,751 Yeah, yeah, me and Tina, we're close. 575 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:22,187 It's a shame she's gonna marry that jerk. 576 00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,889 Only doing it for the money. She don't love him. 577 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:27,421 She doesn't love him. 578 00:26:27,466 --> 00:26:30,060 But me and Tina, that's a different story. 579 00:26:30,102 --> 00:26:34,038 - We got something special, me and her. - Oh, do you? 580 00:26:34,072 --> 00:26:36,370 Between the two of us, no one would understand, really. 581 00:26:36,408 --> 00:26:38,603 Yeah, well, you're a very complex person. 582 00:26:38,644 --> 00:26:41,306 Thank you. We have a better understanding of things 583 00:26:41,346 --> 00:26:43,439 than that cocksucker. 584 00:26:43,482 --> 00:26:47,543 - That cocksucker, Tony. - Yeah, that cocksucker. 585 00:26:47,586 --> 00:26:49,520 Yeah, he's a cocksucker, Tony. 586 00:26:49,554 --> 00:26:53,456 Yeah, one day, me and Tina, we'll end up together, 587 00:26:53,492 --> 00:26:55,460 'cause this will never work. 588 00:26:55,494 --> 00:26:57,359 - Yeah, you think so? - Oh, yeah. 589 00:26:57,396 --> 00:27:00,024 Then I'll finally slip her the "sausage." 590 00:27:00,065 --> 00:27:01,555 - Oh, is that right? - That's right. 591 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,761 That very formidable sausage of yours. 592 00:27:03,802 --> 00:27:06,737 And she will be forever grateful, my friend. 593 00:27:06,772 --> 00:27:09,832 Yeah, it's been fun doing this little improv with you. 594 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,809 Improv, whatever you want to call it. 595 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:13,174 I'll see you later at the restaurant. 596 00:27:13,211 --> 00:27:15,076 At the reception, you bet, you bet. 597 00:27:15,113 --> 00:27:16,603 I'll swing by, I'll say hello. 598 00:27:16,648 --> 00:27:18,616 Yeah, well, good, that's good, okay, yeah. 599 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:21,380 - Hey, that's not bad. - You swing by. 600 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,786 I'll see you later, okay? I'll see you later. 601 00:27:23,822 --> 00:27:26,586 Okay. 602 00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:31,218 You guys missed a great show. You should check it out. 603 00:27:31,263 --> 00:27:33,254 - Don't you think? - Yeah, it was really good. 604 00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:36,096 - Brad was great, by the way. - Thank you. 605 00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:38,967 Hey, Larry, some guy named Angelo keeps looking for you. 606 00:27:39,004 --> 00:27:41,472 He was doing some shtick in the bathroom. 607 00:27:41,506 --> 00:27:44,202 Nothing funnier than shtick in the bathroom. 608 00:27:44,242 --> 00:27:46,870 It was good, it was good. You should check it out. 609 00:27:46,912 --> 00:27:48,743 - I'm hungry, shall we do this? - I'm starving. 610 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,078 I'll tell you what, we should order everything on the menu. 611 00:27:51,116 --> 00:27:52,879 - All right. - The chef's name's Paul? 612 00:27:52,918 --> 00:27:55,580 - Paul. - Chef Paul. 613 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:58,145 Want to get some wine? Something? I'm thirsty. 614 00:27:58,190 --> 00:27:59,680 I know this seems crazy but... 615 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,352 Oh, I didn't know you brought the wine. 616 00:28:01,393 --> 00:28:03,054 I know, it was a surprise. 617 00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:05,120 Excuse me, could you open this wine for us? 618 00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:07,188 - Well, sure. - Thank you. 619 00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:08,824 Oh, wait till you hear this story. 620 00:28:08,867 --> 00:28:10,835 So, we had these friends that got married... 621 00:28:10,869 --> 00:28:13,337 They didn't take it? 622 00:28:13,372 --> 00:28:15,966 So, they didn't take it, and Larry started shouting. 623 00:28:16,008 --> 00:28:17,771 - And I just grabbed it... - Look at that. 624 00:28:17,809 --> 00:28:19,572 They actually didn't accept the gift. 625 00:28:19,611 --> 00:28:21,442 I've never heard of anything so crazy. 626 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,607 - It was crazy. - $300 bottle of wine, we win. 627 00:28:23,648 --> 00:28:27,277 - Here's to the Loebs. - Yeah, to the Loebs. 628 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:31,380 Hey, what's your problem?! What is your problem? 629 00:28:31,423 --> 00:28:33,687 Cheryl, don't move. I've got it under control. 630 00:28:33,725 --> 00:28:35,818 I need club soda and salt. 631 00:28:35,861 --> 00:28:38,489 Hey, you, turn around, look at her, right there. 632 00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:40,191 - Is this the guy? That's him? - Yes. 633 00:28:40,232 --> 00:28:42,291 - You were following my wife? - I wasn't following her. 634 00:28:42,334 --> 00:28:44,598 She called the cops on you. Look at me. 635 00:28:44,636 --> 00:28:46,365 I need salt, I need salt. 636 00:28:46,405 --> 00:28:49,772 I'm talking to you. I said look at me! She was scared half to death, 637 00:28:49,808 --> 00:28:52,106 and you're some kind of pervert following her in the store?! 638 00:28:52,144 --> 00:28:54,203 I'll take you outside... look at me! 639 00:28:54,246 --> 00:28:56,305 I will kick your ass right now! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net