1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:03,920 This is Michael Bluth. 2 00:00:04,016 --> 00:00:06,306 Right now he's being honored by his family. 3 00:00:06,402 --> 00:00:09,872 Three years ago, I made a choice to keep this family together... 4 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:11,541 Uh, today looks like I succeeded. 5 00:00:11,639 --> 00:00:13,574 So why is this man crying? 6 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:18,973 Because now he'll have to stay with these people for a long, long time. 7 00:00:23,844 --> 00:00:27,754 Days earlier, Michael awoke to find his son in his bed. 8 00:00:27,856 --> 00:00:29,909 Hey. Are you scared of a monster? 9 00:00:30,445 --> 00:00:31,286 Kind of. 10 00:00:31,397 --> 00:00:33,657 It was the monster called lust, 11 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,526 to which he'd recently succumbed. 12 00:00:35,622 --> 00:00:38,720 And there's a chance you might not even be related to us. 13 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:41,746 And although he'd only gotten to second base, 14 00:00:41,847 --> 00:00:43,701 he'd gone in head-first 15 00:00:44,191 --> 00:00:45,667 like Pete Rose. 16 00:00:45,728 --> 00:00:48,316 And they both got some distressing news. 17 00:00:48,364 --> 00:00:50,608 And there you are, Maeby, coming out of your mother's third base. 18 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,149 You guys really are related. 19 00:00:52,244 --> 00:00:53,190 And that night... 20 00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:54,667 You're not sleeping in here now. 21 00:00:54,777 --> 00:00:56,010 Yeah, you think that's a bad idea? 22 00:00:56,113 --> 00:00:57,868 What, I mean, so we can make out every night? 23 00:00:57,976 --> 00:01:00,097 Does that... not work for your schedule? 24 00:01:00,253 --> 00:01:02,328 I mean, I'm sure we can control our, you know... 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,208 I'm going to go sleep with my dad. 26 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:06,335 Yeah, I'm going to go get my job back. 27 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:09,044 You're probably just a little anxious because your old man 28 00:01:09,139 --> 00:01:12,469 is about to start running a successful company for a change. 29 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:14,734 So Pop-Pop is definitely innocent, huh? 30 00:01:14,834 --> 00:01:17,704 No, not by a long shot, but they have dropped all the charges, 31 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,298 and not just the Iraq ones. 32 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,804 The embezzlement, the pension-robbing... 33 00:01:21,901 --> 00:01:23,899 I don't know why they dropped them, but they did. 34 00:01:23,995 --> 00:01:26,801 Let's see if we are on Mad Money, huh? 35 00:01:26,925 --> 00:01:29,183 ...And they deliver insulin right to my door! 36 00:01:29,274 --> 00:01:30,704 It's probably on right after this ad. 37 00:01:30,797 --> 00:01:32,268 This is going to be great for us, too. 38 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:34,653 It's going to give us a chance to spend some time together, you know? 39 00:01:34,753 --> 00:01:37,443 It's like I don't even know what's going on in your life right now. 40 00:01:37,536 --> 00:01:39,272 Are there any girls or...? 41 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:43,419 Actually... I've been wrestling with some pretty taboo... 42 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:44,825 Shh-shh! Do you hear this? 43 00:01:45,026 --> 00:01:46,627 They beat the treason charges! 44 00:01:46,723 --> 00:01:48,289 We had it as a "Don't buy." 45 00:01:48,386 --> 00:01:50,798 Let's bump it up to a "Risky!" 46 00:01:50,921 --> 00:01:54,455 Risky! There it is! We're doing it, huh? Are you happy? 47 00:01:54,555 --> 00:01:55,569 I'm really happy. 48 00:01:55,664 --> 00:01:57,478 Hey, I wonder if we should move out of town. 49 00:01:58,469 --> 00:01:59,436 What? 50 00:01:59,508 --> 00:02:02,267 I feel like we've heard this whole "out of the woods" thing a lot, 51 00:02:02,346 --> 00:02:03,686 you know, and-and I just wouldn't mind... 52 00:02:03,777 --> 00:02:05,856 What have I always said is the most important thing? 53 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:06,994 Family. 54 00:02:07,438 --> 00:02:09,261 I was going to say breakfast, but... 55 00:02:09,369 --> 00:02:11,402 Why don't we go over to Gangee's, have a little of both. 56 00:02:11,505 --> 00:02:14,453 Later we can talk all this out, huh? 57 00:02:15,139 --> 00:02:17,255 Well, I've heard that a couple times, too. 58 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:21,579 And so the family gathered for a celebratory brunch 59 00:02:21,673 --> 00:02:23,117 catered by a local restaurant. 60 00:02:23,216 --> 00:02:27,293 - Hello! - Risky, risky, risky, risky! 61 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,434 Look at that, Buster. You would've lost a hand anyway. 62 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,639 I'd like to make an announcement. 63 00:02:33,765 --> 00:02:36,799 We need to finish the party we started three years ago, 64 00:02:36,902 --> 00:02:41,052 finally name Michael CEO of a thriving company. 65 00:02:43,108 --> 00:02:47,024 We'll prove to the world that nothing can tear apart the Bluth family. 66 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,053 In fact, I've already rented the same boat. 67 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:51,928 Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack. 68 00:02:52,016 --> 00:02:53,641 The ocean is my second biggest fear. 69 00:02:53,755 --> 00:02:54,559 Good, don't come. 70 00:02:54,673 --> 00:02:57,062 I need to be rubbing elbows, not working your fork. 71 00:02:57,172 --> 00:02:58,204 We'll find a new venue. 72 00:02:58,316 --> 00:03:00,917 Oh, and before I forget, no magic, Gob. 73 00:03:02,522 --> 00:03:03,427 Where is Gob? 74 00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:05,512 Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives. 75 00:03:05,608 --> 00:03:06,594 He doesn't live at Michael's? 76 00:03:06,701 --> 00:03:08,421 I've always pictured him in a lighthouse. 77 00:03:08,525 --> 00:03:09,025 Doesn't matter. 78 00:03:09,121 --> 00:03:11,317 Mom, I'm just really flattered that you're willing to do this. 79 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:15,545 And I was half worried that you'd all be eager to sell your shares and cash out. 80 00:03:15,786 --> 00:03:17,404 W-We-we can do that? 81 00:03:17,525 --> 00:03:21,458 Yeah, but... Stan Sitwell's always had a wild hair to buy this business. 82 00:03:21,543 --> 00:03:23,054 It's the only hair he's got. 83 00:03:23,252 --> 00:03:24,017 What? 84 00:03:24,127 --> 00:03:25,386 He's an alpaca. 85 00:03:25,494 --> 00:03:26,519 He has alopecia. 86 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:30,323 And, Lindsay, you know, if we did sell, it would only mean, like, what, $2 million each? 87 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,607 $2 million, $2 million, $2 million... 88 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:35,596 It sounds like a lot more than it actually is. 89 00:03:35,703 --> 00:03:37,826 You know, you've already spent $1,200 on eggs. 90 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,402 And that would be it forever. 91 00:03:39,509 --> 00:03:42,517 Keep in mind we are building something that is not only for our own kids; 92 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,565 it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids, too. 93 00:03:44,663 --> 00:03:47,479 What? What? We can't have kids! What are you...? 94 00:03:47,573 --> 00:03:49,062 I mean, it's not even an option, really. 95 00:03:49,143 --> 00:03:50,094 Well, eventually, you'll want to. 96 00:03:50,174 --> 00:03:52,738 Sure, I may want to, you know, now. I-It doesn't matter. 97 00:03:52,826 --> 00:03:54,729 Either way, I won't do anything about it. 98 00:03:54,852 --> 00:03:55,476 Come on! 99 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,593 Michael's right, and I for one will not go back to wondering 100 00:03:58,676 --> 00:04:01,101 whether there's going to be enough food on the table. 101 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,307 Might want to worry about the table. 102 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:07,665 It's fine for you to say "Don't sell," but I'm going to be 40 in three years, you know? 103 00:04:07,783 --> 00:04:10,771 You know, being twins, our birthdays are pretty close to one another. 104 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:13,394 Yeah, but a 40-year-old woman has as much a chance of getting married 105 00:04:13,496 --> 00:04:15,835 as she does of getting attacked by a shark. 106 00:04:16,582 --> 00:04:18,561 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say "seal." 107 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:20,792 - Or a seal. - Oh, God! 108 00:04:20,934 --> 00:04:22,627 Lindsay, you have nothing to worry about. You're a beautiful woman. 109 00:04:22,727 --> 00:04:24,346 Any man would be lucky to have you. 110 00:04:24,447 --> 00:04:27,661 Michael had given this speech many times to Lindsay. 111 00:04:27,787 --> 00:04:29,840 I'm a giant, fat pig. 112 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,292 I don't know why you say stuff like that. 113 00:04:32,395 --> 00:04:34,240 Girls just grow faster than boys. 114 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:35,374 Dinner's ready. 115 00:04:35,478 --> 00:04:37,760 We're having Lindsay chops. 116 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:42,787 What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am. 117 00:04:42,897 --> 00:04:44,292 No bully ever would be. 118 00:04:44,394 --> 00:04:46,378 Oh, let's not forget: you're already married. 119 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,276 Hey, Mikey. 120 00:04:47,373 --> 00:04:48,155 Yes? 121 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:49,965 I think I'm going to cash out myself and, uh, 122 00:04:50,069 --> 00:04:51,857 maybe go down to my little place in Cabo. 123 00:04:51,964 --> 00:04:53,364 What little place in Cabo, Dad? 124 00:04:53,454 --> 00:04:56,042 What, did you build yourself a little hideout in case you needed to escape? 125 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:57,422 Of course not. 126 00:04:58,457 --> 00:04:59,662 Well, I don't want you to worry, Dad. 127 00:04:59,738 --> 00:05:01,974 There's going to be plenty of money to be made from a business run honestly. 128 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,346 Oh... well, your mom's not going to allow for that. 129 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:07,469 She'll do whatever it takes to get her way. 130 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:10,469 You think the banana stand was our idea? 131 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,237 It wasn't? 132 00:05:11,347 --> 00:05:12,208 It wasn't. 133 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:16,136 Although they marketed the idea better, the frozen banana itself 134 00:05:16,254 --> 00:05:19,796 was the brainchild of a Korean immigrant who threatened to sue them. 135 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:21,281 Your mother said she'd take care of it. 136 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,562 The guy was deported to Korea the next day. 137 00:05:23,679 --> 00:05:25,390 Where his business never recovered. 138 00:05:25,504 --> 00:05:28,834 You're trying to tell me that all your crimes, all your dishonesty-- 139 00:05:29,048 --> 00:05:30,047 she was behind it all? 140 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,579 She's the queen, Michael. 141 00:05:31,684 --> 00:05:33,971 I was her king, but now it's you. 142 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:37,011 She may appear all sweet and innocent and light, but she has a way of, uh, 143 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:39,118 controlling your behavior, 144 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:41,836 and I'm concerned about you because I do not want to see... 145 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:43,450 - He'll be fine. - You'll be fine. 146 00:05:48,346 --> 00:05:52,886 Michael went to cancel the reservation on the party boat Buster so feared... 147 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:53,531 Gob! 148 00:05:53,627 --> 00:05:55,778 ...when he saw Gob on a party boat of his own. 149 00:05:55,874 --> 00:05:57,954 You might want to untie these ropes first. 150 00:05:58,048 --> 00:05:59,794 Don't tell me how to flee, Michael. 151 00:05:59,899 --> 00:06:00,749 What are you doing here? 152 00:06:00,847 --> 00:06:02,719 Well, I... kind of live here. 153 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,635 Lighthouse wasn't far off. 154 00:06:04,741 --> 00:06:06,564 Perhaps you can tell me how you can afford a boat. 155 00:06:06,652 --> 00:06:09,051 You mean on the, uh, paltry $1,500 a week you give me? 156 00:06:09,163 --> 00:06:10,517 Uh, I give you $500 a week. 157 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:12,846 Somebody's drawing a little "one" on those checks. 158 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:14,065 No big deal. 159 00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:16,923 I plan on using my Bluth Company stock to pay for it. 160 00:06:17,056 --> 00:06:19,265 Sitwell's made me a pretty nice little offer. 161 00:06:19,363 --> 00:06:21,280 About that, Gob-- you cannot sell now. 162 00:06:21,389 --> 00:06:22,095 I have to. 163 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,450 Gob, you're going to burn through this money and have nothing, all right? 164 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:26,871 "You give a man a fish, he'll eat for a night. 165 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:27,967 If you teach a man to fish..." 166 00:06:28,082 --> 00:06:31,198 He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. 167 00:06:31,237 --> 00:06:32,520 I'm burning through my future for it. 168 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,975 But you wouldn't understand that because you're a robot. 169 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:38,938 Although I don't suppose you'd be willing to have the company buy it? 170 00:06:40,165 --> 00:06:42,395 Well, you can't let Gob sell those shares. 171 00:06:42,497 --> 00:06:44,252 Well, what am I supposed to do? He won't give up the yacht. 172 00:06:44,351 --> 00:06:45,475 Just keep your weight off it. 173 00:06:45,595 --> 00:06:46,978 So lease it to him through the company. 174 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,723 Yeah, that just doesn't feel right. 175 00:06:48,888 --> 00:06:49,798 Oh, really? 176 00:06:49,898 --> 00:06:52,512 How would it feel to lose the company to a man 177 00:06:52,607 --> 00:06:55,618 who has less hair on his ( bleep ) than I have on my ( bleep )? 178 00:06:55,727 --> 00:06:57,668 It can't be worse than hearing that just was. 179 00:06:57,776 --> 00:07:00,355 I guess I couldn't see through the glasses, and I slid into the ladder... 180 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:01,772 Give Gob the boat. 181 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:05,619 We need to show the shareholders at this party that the family is united. 182 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:09,924 It's a very small concession to a important cause. 183 00:07:10,031 --> 00:07:12,668 And so Michael sold out just a little. 184 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:14,954 Fine, I will give him the yacht. 185 00:07:16,844 --> 00:07:17,493 Hey, Dad. 186 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:18,521 Hey, pal. 187 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:20,256 Well, you said we could... we could talk later. 188 00:07:20,365 --> 00:07:22,383 Yeah. You excited about the party? 189 00:07:22,479 --> 00:07:24,549 I actually might even just skip that. 190 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:28,237 What are you talking about? This party is essential for the stockholders to see. 191 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:30,973 I mean, we got to show them how close this family really is. 192 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:34,509 And this was as good an opening as George Michael was going to get. 193 00:07:34,603 --> 00:07:36,079 Maeby and I made out. 194 00:07:36,398 --> 00:07:37,150 I'm sorry? 195 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,181 Me, too. 196 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,003 What-what do you mean, son? 197 00:07:40,102 --> 00:07:41,024 You kissed? 198 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:42,925 Even a little more than that. 199 00:07:43,684 --> 00:07:45,740 I thought she wasn't my real cousin, 200 00:07:45,843 --> 00:07:48,587 but then Uncle Tobias showed us these really rough pictures 201 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:51,123 that proved that she was really Aunt Lindsay's daughter. 202 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:54,808 I just feel like I can't be around her or Aunt Lindsay. 203 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:57,419 They were really rough... pictures. 204 00:07:57,517 --> 00:08:00,492 No, I remember their birth announcement like it was yesterday. 205 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,778 I mean, I know it's wrong, you know, but, uh, my feelings are real even... 206 00:08:05,966 --> 00:08:07,173 even if it was a mistake. 207 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:11,064 Well, obviously, acting on those feelings is not an option. 208 00:08:11,177 --> 00:08:12,686 She's a blood relative. 209 00:08:13,078 --> 00:08:13,982 I know. 210 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,125 I've seen the blood. 211 00:08:16,283 --> 00:08:17,967 Now, how long has this been going on? 212 00:08:18,069 --> 00:08:20,332 I don't know... 53 weeks? 213 00:08:20,428 --> 00:08:22,689 I can't be around her with these feelings anymore, 214 00:08:22,774 --> 00:08:25,236 and that's why I'm-I'm not going to this party. 215 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:29,643 And so Michael made another compromise of his values for the sake of the business. 216 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:33,062 Whatever happened to that Ann we were both so crazy about? 217 00:08:33,157 --> 00:08:35,385 You know, maybe you can bring her to the party. 218 00:08:35,726 --> 00:08:36,770 Yeah... 219 00:08:37,337 --> 00:08:38,876 Ann is the girl for us. 220 00:08:39,384 --> 00:08:43,154 Michael's sister, meanwhile, was doing some selling out of her own. 221 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:44,804 ...I'm not going to sell my five percent, 222 00:08:44,889 --> 00:08:46,774 even though you haven't made an offer... 223 00:08:46,864 --> 00:08:49,461 which would be how much, by the way? 224 00:08:49,552 --> 00:08:50,393 Five percent? 225 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,333 Lucille actually gave you less than her natural children? 226 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:57,200 I hope that's not a crack about my hair color, lips, forehead, nose and teeth. 227 00:08:57,295 --> 00:09:00,292 Because at least I'm not wearing a rayon sweater set on my face. 228 00:09:00,395 --> 00:09:01,623 It's alpaca, actually. 229 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:03,844 Cruelty-free really narrows your choices. 230 00:09:03,942 --> 00:09:07,699 But that's not what I meant when I said "natural child." 231 00:09:07,849 --> 00:09:09,891 Wait a minute, you're saying... 232 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:11,107 I'm adopted? 233 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:12,808 I'm sorry. I thought you knew. 234 00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:13,807 Have I upset you? 235 00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:14,827 Are you kidding me? 236 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:17,656 This is the happiest I've been since the day I got my new nose! 237 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:19,035 I'm not a Bluth! 238 00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:20,530 You were almost a Sitwell, 239 00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:23,942 but 37 years ago, the Bluths adopted you out from under us. 240 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:27,331 So we said good-bye to you-- our darling little three-year-old... 241 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,944 Uh, wait, "three-year-old"? 242 00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:31,023 Uh, you said it was 37 years ago. 243 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:32,262 Oh, yeah, right. 244 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,640 Hey, we should do something for your 40th next week. 245 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:37,541 This part of the news Lindsay didn't take that well. 246 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:44,854 Be gentle! She's almost 40! 247 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:47,982 Maeby, meanwhile, had returned to Tantamount Studios, 248 00:09:48,078 --> 00:09:51,164 where word was, she was to be replaced 249 00:09:51,265 --> 00:09:54,558 when it was discovered she wasn't the age she claimed to be. 250 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:55,657 Please don't fire me. 251 00:09:55,755 --> 00:09:57,484 Fire you? Are you kidding? 252 00:09:57,587 --> 00:10:00,387 I've already gotten ten requests for the TV rights to your story. 253 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:03,203 You got to get your family to sign the release papers. 254 00:10:03,308 --> 00:10:06,112 This is the biggest thing to happen since Uniprod hired 255 00:10:06,202 --> 00:10:08,888 that wee-brain to run Drama Development. 256 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:15,437 Michael had compromised his morals, and was having trouble sleeping. 257 00:10:15,691 --> 00:10:17,864 Of course, some of that was Lindsay. 258 00:10:19,388 --> 00:10:20,302 Are you drunk? 259 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,373 A little. 260 00:10:21,493 --> 00:10:22,663 We need to talk. 261 00:10:22,763 --> 00:10:26,427 Yeah, I'll say. Are you aware that your daughter and my son have been getting physical? 262 00:10:26,511 --> 00:10:28,903 I mean, can you imagine anything that inappropriate? 263 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,993 Whoa. I guess you can. What are you doing? 264 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:32,318 - I'm not your sister. - What? 265 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:33,658 - I'm adopted. - Wait, Lindsay... 266 00:10:33,749 --> 00:10:34,810 And I'm three years older. 267 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:35,867 Hey, there must be some mistake. 268 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:37,443 No. Mom confirmed it. 269 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,265 And I know you've always found me attractive. 270 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:42,372 You've been telling me that for the last 40 years. 271 00:10:42,489 --> 00:10:44,356 Wait, Lindsay. This is crazy. 272 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,469 If I don't get divorced and remarry in the next month, 273 00:10:46,569 --> 00:10:49,291 I'm going to sell those shares, and I'm gonna cash out. 274 00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:50,342 So, what do you say? 275 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:53,074 But even Michael couldn't sell out that much. 276 00:10:53,176 --> 00:10:55,848 I'm just not that into older women. 277 00:10:58,276 --> 00:10:59,726 You bastard! 278 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:05,712 Michael had just found out his sister was adopted. 279 00:11:05,814 --> 00:11:08,393 And the next morning, he awoke to a worse surprise. 280 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,742 Oh, come on. 281 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,089 Well, I can't sleep in the same room as her. 282 00:11:12,316 --> 00:11:14,566 She wants out of this marriage, fine. 283 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,171 I-I'm afraid I'm going to have to sell the Bluth shares and move on. 284 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:20,024 You can't do that. 285 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,200 They're my shares. 286 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,786 No, I mean, you can't spoon me like that. 287 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:30,694 We need a new venue for the shareholders' party, and it cannot be a boat. 288 00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:33,552 Now, if you can find something, 289 00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:36,745 maybe I can fudge the books, get you a Bluth Company salary, huh? 290 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,702 Maybe call you an events coordinator. 291 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,088 Can we just lay here for a second while I think about it? 292 00:11:41,196 --> 00:11:44,391 Michael was making compromises all over the place. 293 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:45,466 Sure. 294 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:49,784 - I'll do it. - Sounds great. 295 00:11:50,726 --> 00:11:54,376 Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. 296 00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:58,372 But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend. 297 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,827 He also mentioned that we all only had three more weeks on earth, 298 00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:06,125 and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924. 299 00:12:06,222 --> 00:12:08,373 And so, feeling that he couldn't go home, 300 00:12:08,469 --> 00:12:12,577 George Michael decided to seek out his own creepy uncle, 301 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:15,382 and Michael confronted his mother about the adoption. 302 00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,406 Look, she was better off with us. 303 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,691 He wanted to call her Nellie. 304 00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:19,460 Of course. 305 00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:21,322 Lindsay is a Nellie from the photo. 306 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,603 Why didn't you just tell people that she was adopted? 307 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:26,849 Adopting a child we didn't want just to stick it to a competitor. 308 00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:28,337 Well, that'd make us look great. 309 00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:29,410 You're right, Mom. 310 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,642 People would have twisted that story to make you look bad. 311 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,897 I don't see what the big deal is. 312 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,984 We loved her just as much as any of you normal kids. 313 00:12:37,074 --> 00:12:38,330 More than Gob. 314 00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:41,386 The big deal, Mom, is that the family is falling apart. 315 00:12:41,496 --> 00:12:43,683 They're trying to sell their stock, and I can't promise you 316 00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:46,307 that I can keep everyone together until the party. 317 00:12:46,989 --> 00:12:48,279 We'll pay them off. 318 00:12:48,396 --> 00:12:51,403 We'll call it an accrued cash dividend, 319 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:55,410 but they don't get their money until sign a document at the party 320 00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:57,709 promising not to sell for ten years. 321 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,998 So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy? 322 00:13:00,108 --> 00:13:02,428 And a whole lot of love. 323 00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:04,115 Oh, yeah... 324 00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:06,671 Oh, Michael. 325 00:13:06,757 --> 00:13:08,175 Hey. Oh. 326 00:13:08,274 --> 00:13:11,739 I booked the perfect location and some wonderful performers for the party. 327 00:13:11,831 --> 00:13:13,995 We're having it at the Queen Mary. 328 00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:15,672 Queen Mary? 329 00:13:15,782 --> 00:13:16,740 That's a ship! 330 00:13:16,844 --> 00:13:19,440 Oh, no, no, no. It's a chain of popular nightclubs. 331 00:13:19,528 --> 00:13:21,184 Although I haven't been to this particular location. 332 00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:23,425 It's on the Long Beach Harbor. 333 00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:24,400 That's the ship. 334 00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:26,951 Buster, don't worry about it. They've actually welded it to the dock. 335 00:13:27,025 --> 00:13:29,177 Although, perhaps I should call the "Hot Cops" 336 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:32,622 and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed. 337 00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,280 Hot Sailors. 338 00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:36,334 Better yet, Hot Seam... 339 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,599 I like Hot Sailors. 340 00:13:38,705 --> 00:13:40,284 Hmm. Me, too. 341 00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:44,753 And George Michael was about to come across a hot seaman of his own. 342 00:13:44,809 --> 00:13:45,468 Uncle Gob? 343 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,607 What are you doing here? 344 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:47,554 How'd you find me? 345 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,348 My Dad said that you were living down here with your girlfriend. 346 00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:52,742 You know about her? 347 00:13:52,847 --> 00:13:53,563 Who? 348 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:54,686 Ann. 349 00:13:57,818 --> 00:13:58,674 Her? 350 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:04,196 Gob had been dating Ann since he awarded her third place in an inner-beauty pageant. 351 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:09,089 Since then, Ann and her friends tried to teach Gob about the Holy Trinity... 352 00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:11,552 What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for! 353 00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:14,163 ...while Gob debased everything they believed in. 354 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:15,388 What about you? You game? 355 00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:17,660 It's really not that big of a deal, George Michael. 356 00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:20,535 I'm 18 now, and besides, we really haven't even done anything. 357 00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:22,073 Practically nothing. 358 00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:24,132 But what are you going to do? 359 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,788 The girl obviously needs a man. 360 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:27,927 And that's when George Michael became one. 361 00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:30,832 Ann was upset. 362 00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:37,177 As was Buster when he saw the ship where the party was to be held. 363 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:43,152 And so Michael accepted his congratulations, 364 00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:45,617 all the while looking for his son. 365 00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:48,869 And Buster was approached by his loving father. 366 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,607 Do you think there's any chance this ship could break away from the dock? 367 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,968 We're on a ship? 368 00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:58,050 And Maeby was trying to get the family to sign away the TV rights to their life stories. 369 00:14:58,161 --> 00:15:00,703 TV is not as good as it used to be, huh, Uncle Buster? 370 00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,765 But you can help me out by signing my petition to make it better. 371 00:15:03,855 --> 00:15:06,555 Oh, I kind of like Skating with Celebrities. Excuse me. 372 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,774 And Lucille was trying to get signatures, too. 373 00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:10,761 Sign here that you won't sell. 374 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,470 Oh, I don't need to sell, Lucille. 375 00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:15,387 Because now I know that we're not related, I'm going to marry Michael. 376 00:15:15,511 --> 00:15:17,436 I always saw him with a younger girl. 377 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,636 And Gob, angry at Michael for sending his son to the docks... 378 00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:22,958 We're not related? 379 00:15:23,054 --> 00:15:26,617 ...went into a kind of knee-jerk revenge mode. 380 00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:30,506 Why go for the best when you can go for the rest? 381 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:34,234 Of your life with a younger man? 382 00:15:35,979 --> 00:15:37,928 Kitty likes to scratch. 383 00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,512 Mom! Mom! 384 00:15:44,107 --> 00:15:49,493 Take these forms to everyone in the family and promise them 100 grand if they sign. 385 00:15:49,593 --> 00:15:53,597 And that's how Maeby found a way to get signatures on her release forms. 386 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,543 Well, that was a freebie. 387 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,840 And soon the crowd gathered to hear Michael. 388 00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:02,969 I just want to say how much this family really means to me. 389 00:16:03,227 --> 00:16:05,693 My father has always been there for me. 390 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,436 He's a great man. 391 00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:13,266 My brother Gob, who I know would never do anything to hurt anyone in this family. 392 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,923 Except for dating his nephew's girlfriend 393 00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:18,439 and hitting on his adopted sister. 394 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:22,411 Buster, who faced his biggest fear to be here today. 395 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:23,869 Second biggest. 396 00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:25,337 And my sister, Lindsay. 397 00:16:25,441 --> 00:16:29,681 Yes, she is my sister, no matter what uh, any piece of paper says. 398 00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:32,031 Lindsay and her husband, Tobias. 399 00:16:32,153 --> 00:16:36,694 You know, deep down, they-they both love each other very, very much. 400 00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:41,257 Most of all, my mother, who has always believed in me. 401 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,025 Uh, three years ago, I made a choice... 402 00:16:47,493 --> 00:16:50,914 I made a choice to keep this family together. 403 00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:54,369 And that's when Michael finally cried. 404 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,803 Uh, today looks like I succeeded. 405 00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:01,276 It wasn't exactly a turn-on. 406 00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:08,867 ( bleep ) baby. 407 00:17:09,249 --> 00:17:11,511 It looks like George Michael got his mom back today, huh? 408 00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:13,481 Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way? 409 00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:15,682 He came by the yacht, and gave me this shiner. 410 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,992 He hit you? What for? 411 00:17:17,092 --> 00:17:18,013 You know teenagers. 412 00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:20,152 Probably lashing out at you because of who I'm dating. 413 00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:20,849 Who are you dating? 414 00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:22,386 Ann. 415 00:17:22,789 --> 00:17:23,582 Her? 416 00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:24,961 Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything. 417 00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:27,084 I was, like, "Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me." 418 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:29,220 You know, just build up the little guy's self-esteem. 419 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:30,330 The yacht? 420 00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:33,387 Oh, for God's sake, Gob. I've got to get off this ship. 421 00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:35,597 Mom, George Michael took off in Gob's yacht. 422 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,386 I got to go find him. 423 00:17:36,495 --> 00:17:37,665 Well, you can't go now. 424 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:39,822 That's not going to look good in front of the investors. 425 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,136 Mom, this is important, okay? 426 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,801 Michael, this company is important. 427 00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:48,483 It was at that moment that Michael realized how much he'd sold out. 428 00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:52,668 Never seen a CEO cry like that before. 429 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:53,927 Except at a sentencing. 430 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,641 That's who you're putting in charge? 431 00:17:55,872 --> 00:17:58,437 I've made a huge mistake. 432 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,280 Will you take the company for 20% above market? 433 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:03,940 Ten, and I'll take the company off your hands right now. 434 00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:05,684 15, and I'll throw in Nellie. 435 00:18:05,789 --> 00:18:06,580 She's 40. 436 00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:07,661 12. 437 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:12,292 Meanwhile, Michael searched the harbor and spotted the yacht. 438 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:16,434 And Gob noticed something, too. 439 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,845 Are those police boats? 440 00:18:20,942 --> 00:18:22,868 Oh, my God. It's the SEC. 441 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:23,866 They still have boats? 442 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:24,849 Prepare to be boarded. 443 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,962 - Did you do this? - No. 444 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:30,946 But I can't help but enjoy the irony that you might be losing three years off your life. 445 00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:34,985 Ah. This is why they dropped those other charges. 446 00:18:35,087 --> 00:18:36,891 You gave me up, George. 447 00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:38,006 George? I'm not George. 448 00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:40,672 George invited me. Oh, stupid. 449 00:18:40,794 --> 00:18:44,479 Oscar, when are you going to learn there's no such thing as free shrimp? 450 00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:47,621 Well, I know it was someone in this family. 451 00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:50,153 Or someone who used to be. 452 00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:53,106 - Annyong? - Annyong. 453 00:18:53,205 --> 00:18:54,428 - Annyong? - Annyong. 454 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:57,392 But my real name is Hel-loh. 455 00:18:57,565 --> 00:18:59,174 - Hello? - Annyong. 456 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,856 What the hell did you do this for? 457 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:03,648 Because my grandfather vowed one day 458 00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:06,365 he would get even for banana stand you stole from him. 459 00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:07,459 It was true. 460 00:19:07,553 --> 00:19:13,396 Hel-loh had gathered information against Lucille to avenge his grandfather. 461 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:15,755 Hey, Maeby ever mention my name? 462 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:18,381 But Lucille was not going peacefully. 463 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,609 You boys know how to shovel coal? 464 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,351 I don't even want to tell you what these guys thought that meant. 465 00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:27,199 And Michael caught up with his son. 466 00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:29,879 George Michael, what are you doing? Where are you going? 467 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,919 I can't stay here. Ann's moved on. Maeby's my cousin. 468 00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:34,659 And we both know that's not an option. 469 00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:37,977 Buddy, Maeby is not your cousin. 470 00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:39,685 What? 471 00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,912 Yeah, I found out a couple of days ago. 472 00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:44,173 Aunt Lindsay was adopted. 473 00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:46,729 Why didn't you tell me this? 474 00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,922 Because you can't be with Maeby. 475 00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:51,419 You're 15, and so, inevitably, 476 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,858 the relationship is gonna fall apart, and then, what do you do? 477 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:57,427 I mean, she might not be a blood relative, but she is still family, 478 00:19:57,547 --> 00:20:00,024 and that's a bond that lasts forever. 479 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,085 You don't want to rock that boat. 480 00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:04,266 What the hell was that? 481 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,960 It was his mother, who moments earlier had taken control of another Queen. 482 00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:11,243 Full steam, boys! 483 00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:12,501 This is degrading. 484 00:20:12,615 --> 00:20:14,019 I thought we were going to strip. 485 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,308 Mother? 486 00:20:17,294 --> 00:20:20,579 Oh. It's moving. It's moving. 487 00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:22,569 I've got to get off. I've got to get off. 488 00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:26,359 And Buster faced his second biggest fear. 489 00:20:26,473 --> 00:20:27,616 I can't swim. 490 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,191 And then his first. 491 00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:33,957 Oh, come on! 492 00:20:34,057 --> 00:20:37,180 And the two grand ladies made their escape together. 493 00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:41,160 Lucille Bluth, please pull over and step away from the historic ship. 494 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:42,864 I think Gangee's trying to make a break for it. 495 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:45,276 Well, I guess we should go back. Family sticks together, huh? 496 00:20:45,396 --> 00:20:46,449 Yeah. 497 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,366 On the other hand, we do have a full tank of gas, 498 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,066 a house in Cabo, and 500 grand in cashier's checks. 499 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,519 What say we give them no choice 500 00:20:56,619 --> 00:21:00,719 but to keep themselves all together for a while? 501 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,614 It was Arrested Development. 502 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,207 On the epilogue... 503 00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:14,207 Michael wakes up to another strange bedfellow after his first night at sea. 504 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,738 How was the party? 505 00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:20,987 And Maeby pitches her TV show to a Hollywood icon who says... 506 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:24,428 No, I, uh... I don't see it as a series. 507 00:21:25,738 --> 00:21:27,210 Maybe a movie. 508 00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:28,304 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net