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Attested Development 2 00:00:05,289 --> 00:00:08,988 Michael was preparing his sister for her upcoming deposition 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:10,544 in the case against their father. 4 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:14,569 If they say "Did you know of any financial improprieties," you'll... 5 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,051 Unbutton my shirt a bit and give him this look. 6 00:00:18,231 --> 00:00:19,621 Not really sure what you're going for there. 7 00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:21,498 Yeah, I'm sorry, I drank a lot last night. 8 00:00:21,597 --> 00:00:22,538 Yeah, why were you drinking? 9 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:27,341 If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night, 10 00:00:27,436 --> 00:00:29,257 it's because I almost did. 11 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:30,336 That's why. 12 00:00:30,422 --> 00:00:33,590 But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol. 13 00:00:34,006 --> 00:00:35,766 You look very... 14 00:00:37,112 --> 00:00:38,709 And so you just finished off the bottle? 15 00:00:38,811 --> 00:00:40,367 Well, I had to. It's vodka. 16 00:00:40,461 --> 00:00:41,874 It goes bad once it's opened. 17 00:00:41,962 --> 00:00:43,692 I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs. 18 00:00:43,789 --> 00:00:46,633 You know, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children." 19 00:00:46,745 --> 00:00:47,801 Speaking of Mom... 20 00:00:47,901 --> 00:00:50,200 she really doesn't want me to do this deposition. 21 00:00:50,299 --> 00:00:52,293 Well, you have to, Lindsay. Sorry, you've been subpoenaed. 22 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:54,752 I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either. 23 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:59,103 I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part in 24 00:00:59,222 --> 00:01:01,062 The Prosecution. 25 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:02,374 The prosecution called you? 26 00:01:02,489 --> 00:01:04,298 I assume it's a CBS procedural. 27 00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:06,540 Although they didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out 28 00:01:06,621 --> 00:01:08,579 a Vagina Monologue, or something else I know. 29 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:10,405 And they did ask for old photos and documents 30 00:01:10,486 --> 00:01:12,766 so I went and got these out of the secret room. 31 00:01:13,111 --> 00:01:15,185 The prosecution is not a TV show. 32 00:01:15,266 --> 00:01:18,483 It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip. 33 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:21,675 These guys will bend the law to enforce the law. 34 00:01:21,795 --> 00:01:24,169 Tell me that's not a CBS franchise. 35 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,700 I'm serious, Tobias. Why else would they want all these documents? 36 00:01:26,798 --> 00:01:28,535 For set dressing, silly. 37 00:01:28,641 --> 00:01:30,872 Those Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed. 38 00:01:30,973 --> 00:01:32,957 Well, you're going to call them and tell them you're not interested. 39 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,401 We all have to be careful, okay? 40 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:36,740 The prosecution is going to be coming after all of us. 41 00:01:36,845 --> 00:01:37,830 Including me? 42 00:01:37,919 --> 00:01:39,647 Hmm? No. You don't have any secrets. 43 00:01:39,748 --> 00:01:42,129 Oh. Yeah, no, I... 44 00:01:42,552 --> 00:01:45,130 Um, hey, speaking of that, uh... 45 00:01:45,249 --> 00:01:48,714 it's actually her birthday soon, so I thought we could all do something for her. 46 00:01:48,799 --> 00:01:49,515 Whose birthday? 47 00:01:49,632 --> 00:01:50,937 Maeby's. 48 00:01:52,453 --> 00:01:56,389 I was changing the subject. We-- no, yeah, we weren't talking about Maeby. 49 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:58,465 But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately 50 00:01:58,568 --> 00:02:01,914 and I thought maybe we could throw her a surprise party, you know. 51 00:02:02,011 --> 00:02:04,356 Actually, he'd already told her about it. 52 00:02:04,463 --> 00:02:06,410 Well, I just poured Mom into bed. 53 00:02:06,518 --> 00:02:08,249 Would it kill her to let some vodka go bad? 54 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:09,278 Oh, no, vodka doesn't... 55 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:12,052 You know, it's my birthday in a week and I bet you they don't even know. 56 00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:13,417 They forget every year. 57 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,038 I should just move out. 58 00:02:15,374 --> 00:02:18,033 But they're planning a surprise party for you. 59 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,247 They wouldn't forget your 16th birthday. 60 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:23,351 Oh, my gosh. Our little girl's turning 14. 61 00:02:23,464 --> 00:02:24,445 16, actually. 62 00:02:24,553 --> 00:02:27,234 Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. 63 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:29,295 Maybe she'd like a suit like this. 64 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,597 That is her suit. 65 00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:32,659 They probably don't make it in a woman's though. 66 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,784 They only make it in a woman's. 67 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:36,252 Well, I'm off, my love. 68 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:38,053 You see, sometimes shame can be fun. 69 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:38,838 Shame? 70 00:02:39,591 --> 00:02:40,426 Secrets. 71 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:42,356 You said "shame." 72 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,063 He said "shame." 73 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:47,025 How does he know about her? 74 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:49,268 Didn't he say that Gob should be ashamed of himself? 75 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,997 No, but give it a little while, somebody will. 76 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,202 What's all that for? 77 00:02:52,532 --> 00:02:53,944 It's for my out of town act. 78 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,134 Out of town? 79 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:58,130 Gob, the prosecution is watching every move we make. 80 00:02:58,227 --> 00:02:59,845 Michael, I'm just going to Iraq. 81 00:03:00,045 --> 00:03:00,844 No, you're not. 82 00:03:00,938 --> 00:03:01,342 Yes, I am. 83 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:04,988 No, you're not. Dad is up on treason charges for building homes in Iraq. 84 00:03:05,086 --> 00:03:05,995 It's a USO tour. 85 00:03:06,092 --> 00:03:07,195 - You're not going. - Yes, I am. 86 00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:08,615 And I'm doing my whole Christian magic act 87 00:03:08,699 --> 00:03:10,250 that my relig-y girlfriend helped me work out. 88 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,807 I dress up like Jesus, walk on water, which you've seen. 89 00:03:12,911 --> 00:03:14,108 And I do the wine into water... 90 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:15,603 It's "water into wine." 91 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:19,574 Then I emptied out all your wine bottles and filled them with fake stuff for nothing. 92 00:03:19,678 --> 00:03:22,610 Great, how am I supposed to have sex with my husband now? 93 00:03:22,796 --> 00:03:24,771 Gob, we've got the depositions, okay? 94 00:03:24,863 --> 00:03:25,981 You're not going to Iraq. 95 00:03:26,153 --> 00:03:28,955 You're just jealous that I am the son that the father has asked 96 00:03:29,058 --> 00:03:31,371 to do his work in the Holy Land. 97 00:03:31,471 --> 00:03:33,023 So Dad is behind this. 98 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:35,132 And he won't bump me up to business class. 99 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:39,607 Later that day, Tobias met with the prosecutor, Wayne Jarvis. 100 00:03:39,714 --> 00:03:41,433 "A flower in my garden, 101 00:03:41,548 --> 00:03:44,014 a mystery in my panties." 102 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:46,696 Again, this is not an audition for a CBS show. 103 00:03:46,786 --> 00:03:48,865 I was just looking for some feedback. 104 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:50,845 It was a little contrived. 105 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,153 Now, we think we can offer you a good deal 106 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:56,531 if you provide evidence that puts George Bluth behind bars. 107 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,605 Well, I'll tell you what else is contrived, the odds that 108 00:03:58,699 --> 00:04:01,794 I would turn on my family for somebody who are not only trying to hurt them, 109 00:04:01,888 --> 00:04:04,287 but who wouldn't know good acting if it marched through the door 110 00:04:04,382 --> 00:04:06,928 and gave them headshots and decorative soaps. 111 00:04:07,635 --> 00:04:12,390 And as Tobias waited for the elevator, he noticed an interesting flier, 112 00:04:12,506 --> 00:04:16,807 promising the perfect gift for the daughter who didn't feel a part of the family. 113 00:04:16,903 --> 00:04:17,757 He took the bait. 114 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:20,159 He's a classic scrapbooker. 115 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:22,464 Right down to the woman's suit. 116 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:26,480 And Michael went to confront his father about Gob's trip to Iraq. 117 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,536 Everyone knows that you built homes for Saddam Hussein. 118 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:29,506 Please tell me what's going on. 119 00:04:29,616 --> 00:04:32,548 For the millionth time, I was a patsy. 120 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,417 I've got to find a loophole to get out of this, 121 00:04:34,536 --> 00:04:38,875 but Buster took coma, and your mother took rehab. 122 00:04:40,039 --> 00:04:41,303 You're going to rehab again? 123 00:04:41,397 --> 00:04:42,859 I'm bringing Lindsay. 124 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,289 I'm worried about her. 125 00:04:44,395 --> 00:04:45,789 Did you get the corkscrew? 126 00:04:46,801 --> 00:04:48,830 So there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh? 127 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,123 Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit. 128 00:04:52,776 --> 00:04:54,171 How do you come up with these? 129 00:04:54,580 --> 00:04:56,869 So I guess I'll just meet with the prosecutor, ask for a postponement, 130 00:04:56,949 --> 00:04:59,558 but that means I'm going to have to go on the record about why you two aren't there. 131 00:04:59,649 --> 00:05:01,591 And if you make a liar out of me, we're gonna be in big trouble. 132 00:05:01,686 --> 00:05:04,415 This constant bickering is going to put me in a coma! 133 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:05,584 Nice try, Dad. 134 00:05:05,697 --> 00:05:09,239 But Buster was finding his fake coma hard to sustain. 135 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:12,586 It takes a lot of courage to endure what they put you through. 136 00:05:12,692 --> 00:05:15,615 Especially since your mother saw that website. 137 00:05:15,729 --> 00:05:19,849 Buster was not only providing medical students a live body to learn on... 138 00:05:19,957 --> 00:05:21,190 That's okay. Try again... 139 00:05:21,301 --> 00:05:24,308 No, that's a tendon. He'd be screaming right now. 140 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:25,970 It's okay. try again. 141 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,200 ...he'd also served as a human canvas for aspiring beauticians... 142 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,805 That's okay, you put too much collagen in there. 143 00:05:32,906 --> 00:05:33,931 No, no, try it again. 144 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:37,406 ...and a much needed set of teeth for a dental program 145 00:05:37,532 --> 00:05:39,540 designed to encourage at-risk youths. 146 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:40,906 That's okay, Turf. 147 00:05:41,001 --> 00:05:42,325 No, try again. 148 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:46,525 Oops, you've got your forearm right on his windpipe there, Dogbone. 149 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:48,970 It really was amazing for their self-esteem. 150 00:05:49,075 --> 00:05:50,046 I did it. 151 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,667 Even Buster was moved. 152 00:05:52,816 --> 00:05:55,313 But he endured it all for Adelaide. 153 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:56,933 I love you, Buster. 154 00:05:57,044 --> 00:06:00,288 Oh, what I would give to hear you say you love me, too. 155 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:03,508 Even if it meant you'd been faking this whole time. 156 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:04,571 Speak to me. 157 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:07,154 Say anything, my love. 158 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,823 Anything? 159 00:06:09,696 --> 00:06:10,465 Faker! 160 00:06:10,567 --> 00:06:12,384 No, I wasn't faking my love for you. 161 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,508 I just don't want to testify at my dad's trial. 162 00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:15,864 Well, you're a coward! 163 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:16,313 No. 164 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:19,660 Adelaide, how could you let this happen again? 165 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:23,149 I wish you'd come to. Don't you care about me? 166 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:25,461 Of course I care about you. 167 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,662 Faker! 168 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:29,141 Oh, how could I let this happen to me again? 169 00:06:29,268 --> 00:06:33,363 Take a single step to show me your love, Gary. 170 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:34,921 Faker! 171 00:06:35,143 --> 00:06:36,717 She was wrong on that one. 172 00:06:36,824 --> 00:06:39,401 It was love that made Gary take that step. 173 00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:42,736 Oh, whoever said vegetables were good for your heart. 174 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,374 No, no, no. No, please. 175 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:48,886 Of course, he hadn't used his legs in three weeks. 176 00:06:49,004 --> 00:06:50,734 And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis. 177 00:06:50,826 --> 00:06:53,336 I apologize for the rest of my family not being here. 178 00:06:53,435 --> 00:06:56,831 They wanted to testify, but they all have perfectly legal excuses. 179 00:06:56,924 --> 00:06:59,379 And I can assure you that no one is hiding. 180 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:03,166 Michael, your mother and your sister are not in a rehab center. 181 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,165 Where are they really? 182 00:07:04,261 --> 00:07:04,950 We don't know. 183 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:07,621 But we do know that the two people who checked into Shady Pines 184 00:07:07,725 --> 00:07:12,146 under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Funke are not your relatives. 185 00:07:12,249 --> 00:07:13,731 Also, for someone in a coma, 186 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:16,757 your brother Buster has made an impressive 15 phone calls 187 00:07:16,866 --> 00:07:20,451 to radio stations alternately requesting "I Will Survive" and... 188 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,084 what was the other one? 189 00:07:21,184 --> 00:07:22,588 "She's Out Of My Life." 190 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:24,002 "She's Out Of My Life." 191 00:07:24,117 --> 00:07:26,634 As for your brother Gob in the USO... 192 00:07:26,741 --> 00:07:28,059 Don't tell me he's not in Iraq. 193 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,207 Oh, no, he's there. 194 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:32,154 In fact, Michael, he's on the news right now. 195 00:07:34,063 --> 00:07:37,189 Are bees better at sniffing out drugs than dogs? 196 00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:38,254 I'm sure it's coming right up. 197 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:39,722 They've been playing it all day. 198 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:42,122 ...and they deliver insulin right to my door. 199 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,511 I'm sure it's right after this series of ads. 200 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,566 It's like every time you turn on the TV. 201 00:07:46,689 --> 00:07:48,269 Why don't we just go on-line? 202 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:49,830 Cool your Japanese jets. 203 00:07:50,068 --> 00:07:53,019 An insurgent in Iraq from Orange County, California? 204 00:07:53,109 --> 00:07:57,315 Why he's being held in jail, and why he won't be coming home any time soon. 205 00:07:57,409 --> 00:08:01,900 And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV. 206 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:08,931 Michael had been called to sign his brother out of the hospital. 207 00:08:09,034 --> 00:08:10,833 Buster, you can stop pretending to be in a coma. 208 00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:12,559 We just heard your request on the way over. 209 00:08:12,623 --> 00:08:14,054 I'm not faking it, Michael. 210 00:08:14,169 --> 00:08:16,023 I really am this expressionless. 211 00:08:16,131 --> 00:08:17,899 My love thinks I'm a coward 212 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,954 just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation. 213 00:08:22,055 --> 00:08:23,039 That does say "coward." 214 00:08:23,145 --> 00:08:23,630 Yeah. 215 00:08:23,722 --> 00:08:26,570 We've got bigger problems. Gob is locked in a prison in Iraq. 216 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:27,115 What? 217 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,100 So he's actually in an Iraqi prison? 218 00:08:29,194 --> 00:08:30,772 No, it's U.S.-run. 219 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:32,475 God knows what they're doing to him. 220 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,728 Mom and Lindsay are pretending to be in rehab. 221 00:08:34,825 --> 00:08:39,250 I can't get a hold of Dad. And I have to fly to Iraq myself to get Gob. 222 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,737 Do you have to go by yourself? 223 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,726 Let me go with you. 224 00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:44,909 I was trained by Army. 225 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:46,589 I speak the language. 226 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,777 You speak Arabic? 227 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:48,696 La-ach-ha-tem. 228 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:49,519 What's that mean? 229 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,222 No, I was just clearing my throat, 230 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:54,525 but I think it actually does mean "laundry" but like, a child's laundry. 231 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:55,903 We don't really have a word for it. 232 00:08:56,017 --> 00:08:59,283 But this is exactly what I need to prove to my love 233 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:01,778 that I'm a hero, not a coward. 234 00:09:01,896 --> 00:09:04,339 And I have my uniform here. Mother brought it for the photo shoot. 235 00:09:06,016 --> 00:09:08,319 But would you be back in time for Maeby's surprise party? 236 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,010 Probably not. 237 00:09:09,106 --> 00:09:10,797 We'll do something when I get back, okay? 238 00:09:10,897 --> 00:09:12,624 Now why don't you go ahead and drive the staircar home 239 00:09:12,743 --> 00:09:14,299 and Buster and I'll leave from here. 240 00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:15,371 Well, be careful. 241 00:09:15,463 --> 00:09:17,877 Hey. Who's tougher than us? 242 00:09:21,406 --> 00:09:22,319 Close one. 243 00:09:25,202 --> 00:09:27,104 The depositions had been delayed, 244 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:31,225 but the prosecution was about to get a Lord & Taylor bag full of evidence. 245 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,997 We supply the glitter, the glue, the crepe paper 246 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:38,049 and the ready-made template pages for you to decorate and fill out with... 247 00:09:38,276 --> 00:09:39,917 "My Favorite Birthday," 248 00:09:40,421 --> 00:09:42,284 "Foreign Bank Statements," 249 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:46,109 and of course, "Shh! Family Secrets." 250 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,950 The scrapbooking sting had helped the D.A. gather evidence 251 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:52,540 against people as diverse as Ken Lay... 252 00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:55,993 ...Oliver North 253 00:09:56,777 --> 00:09:59,628 but ironically not Martha Stewart. 254 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:02,122 So dig up whatever you can 255 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:06,019 and remember, photocopies are not admissible as memories. 256 00:10:06,121 --> 00:10:09,775 Uh, sir, I'm going to have to go or our old family storage unit in Reseda. 257 00:10:09,887 --> 00:10:10,692 No problem. 258 00:10:10,808 --> 00:10:13,048 We can arrange for a helicopter to take you there right now. 259 00:10:13,161 --> 00:10:17,020 Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken. 260 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:20,196 Meanwhile Lindsay and Lucille were at a spa in the desert 261 00:10:20,302 --> 00:10:23,280 avoiding both rehab and their depositions. 262 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,718 Four saunas, three steam baths, Olympic sized pool 263 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:29,335 and you're telling me there's no alcohol? 264 00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:32,221 What the hell are we supposed to do for two days. 265 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:34,909 I could take the top off this grape juice and maybe by morning... 266 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,970 Oh, for God's sake, Lindsay, grow up. 267 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,590 You're 40 years old. 268 00:10:38,693 --> 00:10:39,790 Thirty-five. 269 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,619 Well, maybe this will be nice. 270 00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:45,851 We can talk... and connect a little. 271 00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:51,474 - I must have a Xanax. - I'll go score some weed from the staff. 272 00:10:51,821 --> 00:10:54,500 And Michael and Buster checked out of the hospital. 273 00:10:54,598 --> 00:10:56,749 I can't believe they wouldn't even give me a wheelchair ride. 274 00:10:56,859 --> 00:10:59,850 We're going to be sitting on a plane for 18 hours to Iraq. 275 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:01,856 Yeah, I should definitely get one for the airport. 276 00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:03,357 You're going to Iraq? 277 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,791 Yes, I'm going to save my brother. 278 00:11:05,884 --> 00:11:08,660 Oh, so you are brave after all. 279 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:11,069 Fighting for your brother. 280 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,895 Oh, Buster, you're such a ( bleep ). 281 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:14,826 That means she likes you. 282 00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:15,424 Oh. 283 00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:16,705 It's more than like. 284 00:11:16,823 --> 00:11:19,004 I'd give anything to have you stay here. 285 00:11:19,142 --> 00:11:21,774 Well, then I will stay here. I was scared to go anyway. 286 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:23,173 Faker! 287 00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:24,779 I knew you were no good! 288 00:11:24,903 --> 00:11:27,260 Than I shall go-- to forget you. 289 00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:29,041 Oh, Buster, don't go. 290 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,245 I don't want to go. 291 00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,662 I'm going to save everybody a lot of trouble and say that we are going. 292 00:11:32,752 --> 00:11:33,989 He is going. Come on, here we go. 293 00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:38,772 When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you. 294 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,079 They have figs over there, right? 295 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:43,660 I'll wait for you. 296 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,108 What's this? 297 00:11:45,244 --> 00:11:48,518 Cabdriver said he went into a coma as soon as they pulled up to the hospital. 298 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:51,330 Oh, what a brave man. 299 00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:56,082 And soon the Bluth boys found themselves in a strange land. 300 00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,108 What did he say? Where are we? 301 00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:05,820 He said he's taking surface streets to LAX 302 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,397 because the freeway's backed up all the way to Knott's Berry Farm. 303 00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:11,838 George Michael meanwhile got ahold of Maeby's address book 304 00:12:11,952 --> 00:12:15,555 to invite all of her friends to her Sweet 16. 305 00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:19,219 He did however, decide against some guests he found threatening. 306 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,553 I don't think Steve Holt has to come to this. 307 00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:24,507 And yet he did invite Mickey Rourke. 308 00:12:24,629 --> 00:12:27,437 And the guys finally did get to Iraq. 309 00:12:27,558 --> 00:12:30,033 But Buster's Arabic was a little rusty 310 00:12:30,131 --> 00:12:34,336 and instead of a cab he hired them the only rickshaw in Baghdad. 311 00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:36,747 So you ready for Operation Hot Brother? 312 00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:38,220 I'm not ready to call it that. 313 00:12:38,323 --> 00:12:42,835 And they arrived at the prison the Americans were training Iraqis to run. 314 00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:44,556 What did you forget? 315 00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:46,757 Walk them through the...? 316 00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:47,513 The what? 317 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:48,766 The metal detector. 318 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,707 That's okay. Try again. 319 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,038 My God, you came! 320 00:12:52,152 --> 00:12:53,034 Okay, okay. 321 00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:54,540 Oh, I missed you, Michael! 322 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,775 All right. 323 00:12:56,382 --> 00:12:58,371 Or should I say robot. 324 00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,612 What, 'cause I'm not crying? 325 00:12:59,719 --> 00:13:01,924 Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this, Michael, 326 00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:04,869 but there's such a thing as brotherly love. 327 00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:07,008 What's he doing here? I thought he was in a coma. 328 00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:09,030 I was trying to prove to this nurse that I'm brave. 329 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:11,829 I need to get a picture of me with the insurgent. I can send it on my phone. 330 00:13:12,051 --> 00:13:13,850 Why were you arrested by the Americans? 331 00:13:13,947 --> 00:13:15,932 I was just doing a little off-mission street magic. 332 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:17,209 Trying to make a few dinars. 333 00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:24,988 And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. 334 00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:26,248 Queens. 335 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,773 The King of Queens. 336 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:32,065 And now I would like to behold one of the late great Jesus' biggest illusions, 337 00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:33,677 The Burning Bush. 338 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:38,449 Burn Bush, burn Bush, burn Bush, burn Bush... 339 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,282 But soon the security forces arrived to suppress 340 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,955 what now appeared to be an anti-American demonstration. 341 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,960 Burn Bush, burn Bush... 342 00:13:47,044 --> 00:13:49,176 That's okay, use your foot. 343 00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:50,448 The thigh bruises. 344 00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:51,283 What doesn't? 345 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,176 Try again. 346 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:53,906 So you weren't doing anything for Dad? 347 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,906 Well, Dad... I mean, he had said if I happened to be in the neighborhood 348 00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:59,993 of Sadr City or Momoon would I mind torching a couple model homes. 349 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,999 But you know, Dad's just trying to keep information out of the hands of the Iraqis. 350 00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:05,028 I have a feeling he was trying to keep information 351 00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:06,726 out of the hands of the federal marshals. 352 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:09,036 I'm going to go collect my things and say my good-byes. 353 00:14:09,132 --> 00:14:10,028 You guys check me out of here. 354 00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:13,141 Gob, you're an enemy combatant. It's not going to be that easy. 355 00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:17,857 I mean, I'll talk to them, but you might want to prepare for a long stay. 356 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,187 Oh, shoot, I forgot to say good-bye to Yusef. 357 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,487 That was a lot easier than I expected. 358 00:14:28,589 --> 00:14:29,917 Almost too easy. 359 00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:31,638 Hey, why aren't we going to the airport? 360 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,088 Well, I want to go check out this house Dad asked you to burn down. 361 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:36,342 See what he's hiding. I think that's it, sir. 362 00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:40,330 Buster, this guy speaks English. 363 00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:42,264 Oh, no. I swallowed a moth. 364 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,805 I'm sorry it took so long, 365 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:47,410 but the Cheney Expressway was backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive. 366 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,491 Let's see what all the mystery is about, huh? 367 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:56,510 And that's when Michael found someone the U.S. government had been able to depose. 368 00:14:56,599 --> 00:14:57,689 Hello. 369 00:14:58,993 --> 00:15:00,905 Take my picture! Take my picture! 370 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:07,228 Michael was in Iraq when he came across a familiar face. 371 00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:08,816 Are you, uh...? 372 00:15:08,911 --> 00:15:10,486 Saddam Hussein. 373 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:12,752 Look-alike. 374 00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:14,296 Who are you? 375 00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:18,228 I'm Michael Bluth. These are my brothers, Buster and Gob Bluth. 376 00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:21,117 Bluth? Is he here to fix the air-conditioning? 377 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,750 Are you both Saddam Hussein look-alikes? 378 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,359 Hardly. Invite them in. 379 00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:29,464 I am behaving like an Uday look-alike. 380 00:15:29,569 --> 00:15:31,310 Come on in. Come on in, guys. 381 00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:34,571 I'd always heard that there were Saddam Hussein look-alikes. 382 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:37,464 I guess I'm just a little surprised to see you all living here 383 00:15:37,577 --> 00:15:40,411 in one house that looks so similar to ours. 384 00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:42,701 Scar on that one dude's forehead's got to be a problem. 385 00:15:42,795 --> 00:15:45,622 That's Achmed. Never stops watching the trial. 386 00:15:45,742 --> 00:15:48,050 We are all following it pretty closely. 387 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,436 I understand. They put this guy away you guys are out of a job, huh? 388 00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:53,884 Yes, and we wanted to keep the house for just one more season. 389 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,835 I have a baby on the way. 390 00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:57,852 I do a better Saddam than this guy. 391 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,447 My Saddam would show his teeth. 392 00:15:59,554 --> 00:16:01,413 Yes, to chew the scenery. 393 00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,918 And so Michael decided the least he could do 394 00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:05,973 was take a look at the air-conditioning. 395 00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,261 But before he did, he decided to see 396 00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:12,203 if there was a secret room in this model home as well. 397 00:16:12,856 --> 00:16:16,429 And that's when Michael discovered the bombshell. 398 00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:18,317 Buster! 399 00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:20,772 And back at the American model home, 400 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:24,062 none of the invitees had shown up for Maeby's party. 401 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:25,698 Surprise. 402 00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:26,960 Yeah, that's what I figured. 403 00:16:27,082 --> 00:16:30,780 So, did you send one of these to everyone in my address book? 404 00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,327 Yeah. I'm really sorry they didn't come. 405 00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:33,190 I don't know what happened. 406 00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:33,831 I do. 407 00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:35,523 They found out I was 16. 408 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,678 And a lot of us just didn't want to drive down to Orange County. 409 00:16:38,772 --> 00:16:39,515 What are you talking about? 410 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,673 This cost me my job, George Michael. 411 00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:43,535 I was a studio executive. 412 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,879 I made movies. 413 00:16:44,988 --> 00:16:47,035 Well, is that why you've been so stressed out all the time? 414 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,233 Have I been? 415 00:16:48,348 --> 00:16:49,617 You know what, I'm a kid. 416 00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:51,191 I'm going to start acting like one. 417 00:16:51,299 --> 00:16:52,294 What, you're going to drink? 418 00:16:52,391 --> 00:16:53,827 Do you want to join me? 419 00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:56,071 Well, I guess if you can run a studio. 420 00:16:56,175 --> 00:17:00,031 But they didn't know it was the fake wine from Gob's magic show. 421 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:00,644 It's good. 422 00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,396 And back in Iraq... 423 00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:03,236 What is this? 424 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,389 Looks like a mid-range nuclear warhead. 425 00:17:05,506 --> 00:17:09,168 Has a range capacity of 4,000 to 5,000 nautical miles. 426 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,855 You've got a pretty sophisticated knowledge of this technology. 427 00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:14,497 My God, it makes me want to have an ice-cream cone. 428 00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:15,938 Doesn't this make you want to have an ice-cream cone? 429 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:16,947 It does make me want to have an ice-cream cone. 430 00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:20,133 You'll have plenty of time for ice cream in prison. 431 00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:22,343 Ice cream sandwiches. 432 00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:23,766 CIA undercover. 433 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,336 CIA, of course. This explains why it was so easy to get you out of prison. 434 00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:31,695 I knew that if he got out he would lead us right to whatever your dad was hiding. 435 00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:34,597 They'd even created opportunities for this to happen. 436 00:17:34,699 --> 00:17:36,392 Get in the cell, stupid. 437 00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:39,957 You... you... you're the one who didn't even shut the door. 438 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:41,707 Come on! 439 00:17:41,824 --> 00:17:44,556 Yeah, you guys can run this place without us. 440 00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:48,105 As soon as you stop dropping your keys. 441 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,320 Come on! 442 00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:52,603 They'd even staged something called an honor marathon 443 00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:55,209 they thought he was sure to take advantage of. 444 00:17:55,332 --> 00:17:55,842 Come on. 445 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,825 We've been looking for WMD's for years. 446 00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:00,501 WMD's? 447 00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:03,804 This thing is as fake as Achmed's mustache. 448 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:04,393 See? 449 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,161 Yeah, look, it's a Homefill. 450 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:09,635 It's the company that makes the fake stuff we fill the model homes with. 451 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,022 What the hell? 452 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,739 What is that, a recording device? 453 00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:13,839 This is our stuff. 454 00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:15,608 Okay, I got to call this in. 455 00:18:16,488 --> 00:18:17,487 Buster, please. 456 00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:18,521 Baker. 457 00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:21,054 No, it doesn't sound like CIA East. 458 00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:22,761 I'll check with CIA West. 459 00:18:22,955 --> 00:18:25,120 Did we bug a house in Mamoon? 460 00:18:26,669 --> 00:18:28,590 Yeah. We got some guy named George Bluth 461 00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,930 to build houses down there so we could wire them. 462 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,534 Look, I'm Uncle Buster. 463 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,710 I'm sorry no one from the family came. 464 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,034 Sometimes I wish I wasn't even part of the family. 465 00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:42,175 No, don't... no... I've never wanted to say this... 466 00:18:42,315 --> 00:18:45,950 but you might not even be related to us. 467 00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:46,739 No. 468 00:18:46,854 --> 00:18:48,109 'Cause Gangee once said to me, 469 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,590 your mom might not have ever even been pregnant with you. 470 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:53,131 Okay, now you're just saying that to make me feel better. 471 00:18:53,245 --> 00:18:56,210 No, I'm... I wouldn't. 472 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,379 Everyone still loves you. 473 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,911 Some more than others. 474 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,212 And perhaps it was the fake wine, 475 00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:07,485 but that was the night George Michael and Maeby went to second base. 476 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:12,349 So my dad was a patsy? 477 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:16,334 We call them "unintentional operations victims," but yes. 478 00:19:16,443 --> 00:19:18,966 We ran the whole operation through a British building company. 479 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,492 And they contacted my dad for the plans. 480 00:19:20,604 --> 00:19:23,196 I can't believe it-- after all of that he wasn't lying. 481 00:19:23,316 --> 00:19:26,772 Look, we feel terrible because this is really our mistake. 482 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:30,079 But I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you guys out. 483 00:19:30,189 --> 00:19:31,170 Take us out? 484 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:31,778 Where? 485 00:19:31,895 --> 00:19:33,469 I could really go for some Italian. 486 00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:35,362 There is an Olive Garden in Mamoon. 487 00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:37,517 I think he means to shoot you in the head. 488 00:19:37,646 --> 00:19:41,075 But please, at least let him look at the air-conditioning. 489 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:44,314 Sir, if you're worried about us talking, we will not say a word. 490 00:19:44,438 --> 00:19:47,244 Well, don't be mad, but I have been sending the pictures from my cell phone to my friend. 491 00:19:47,351 --> 00:19:49,740 He doesn't not know what he's saying... 492 00:19:50,728 --> 00:19:51,870 You have? 493 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:56,771 Well, who knows who she sent them to? 494 00:19:59,122 --> 00:20:01,660 Yeah. Yeah, I get it. 495 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,140 Looks like you are a hero, Buster. 496 00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:06,783 We both are. 497 00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:07,564 Well... 498 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:09,294 Okay, looks like you got us. 499 00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,828 What can the U.S. government do for you? 500 00:20:11,982 --> 00:20:14,905 We're going to need some business class tickets home. 501 00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:18,783 And direct flights. None of this stopping in Phoenix bull ( bleep ). 502 00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:21,160 And more importantly, maybe we can drop 503 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,316 some of these treason charges against my father. 504 00:20:23,435 --> 00:20:27,478 And I do believe there was some mention of some ice cream. 505 00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:31,131 And so, with Operation Hot Brother a success, 506 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,540 Our American heroes left Iraq. 507 00:20:33,656 --> 00:20:35,743 Take Condoleezza Rice Lane. 508 00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,145 It's quicker. 509 00:20:37,223 --> 00:20:38,436 Mission accomplished. 510 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:42,438 On the next... Arrested Development 511 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:46,580 Tobias gives his daughter the gift he'd stayed up all night making. 512 00:20:46,692 --> 00:20:49,000 And here's a picture of your mother pregnant. 513 00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:52,084 And here's a whole series of your head starting to crown. 514 00:20:52,204 --> 00:20:55,614 Look at you-- so full of wonder and shock. 515 00:20:55,729 --> 00:20:57,016 You still do it. 516 00:20:57,141 --> 00:20:58,604 And so does he! 517 00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,555 Boy, you guys really are related. 518 00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:04,894 And Michael and Gob make an interesting discovery. 519 00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:06,491 You've got the wrong guy. 520 00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:08,776 The real Saddam has a scar on his head. 521 00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:10,804 I'm "No scar." 522 00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:12,400 I'm "No scar." 523 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:13,573 Dot com. 524 00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:14,603 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net