1 00:00:01,296 --> 00:00:03,351 It's... Arrested Development. 2 00:00:04,419 --> 00:00:07,916 Michael Bluth believed he'd just made a shocking discovery. 3 00:00:07,994 --> 00:00:10,728 That might be an older sister that we've never met. 4 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:13,272 Wow! Look at the beak on that bird. 5 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,532 Michael found the picture in a secret room 6 00:00:15,613 --> 00:00:18,812 while looking for incriminating evidence against his father. 7 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,626 I have an older sister? 8 00:00:20,714 --> 00:00:22,828 Don't you kind of remember having an older sister? 9 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,086 Not at all. What? Do you? 10 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:26,374 A little bit. You know, I mean, Nellie does sound familiar. 11 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,596 Mom and Dad clearly were trying to keep this hidden from us. 12 00:00:28,672 --> 00:00:31,730 But this could be anybody. This could be a deformed neighbor or... 13 00:00:31,826 --> 00:00:34,576 A child that Mom and Dad gave up for some reason, 14 00:00:34,663 --> 00:00:37,131 and whose identity they're now using to pin their crimes on. 15 00:00:37,212 --> 00:00:38,760 You know, the prosecutor said that there was 16 00:00:38,843 --> 00:00:41,575 that account with money in it labeled "N. Bluth." 17 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:42,572 Her name is Nellie. 18 00:00:42,678 --> 00:00:44,683 Michael, do you remember when you thought there was 19 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:47,026 a mysterious "Mr. F" out to get you? 20 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:48,397 Mr. F... 21 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,795 Yeah, but that was retard... misguided. 22 00:00:50,878 --> 00:00:53,025 This is different. This is "N. Bluth." 23 00:00:53,112 --> 00:00:54,088 Different. 24 00:00:54,174 --> 00:00:57,299 Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask him who Nellie is, point-blank? 25 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:58,891 So he can just cover it up and lie? 26 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:01,441 I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family. 27 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:05,125 Oh, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. 28 00:01:05,245 --> 00:01:06,648 Okay, but that's the last one. 29 00:01:06,897 --> 00:01:09,651 Well, I'm off to the the gym to prepare for our tryst. 30 00:01:09,735 --> 00:01:10,469 Tryst? 31 00:01:10,624 --> 00:01:14,312 Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. 32 00:01:14,416 --> 00:01:15,545 You can just say intercourse. 33 00:01:15,628 --> 00:01:17,271 We talked about it last night. 34 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,052 After a disappointing attempt at lovemaking. 35 00:01:20,144 --> 00:01:23,469 Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied. 36 00:01:23,549 --> 00:01:25,742 Oh, T, you're always thinking of others. 37 00:01:25,822 --> 00:01:27,866 I tried that. It didn't work either. 38 00:01:27,952 --> 00:01:32,152 Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. 39 00:01:32,235 --> 00:01:35,088 You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. 40 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,421 Does that make me shallow? 41 00:01:36,512 --> 00:01:39,720 No. I was going to say the same thing to you. 42 00:01:39,829 --> 00:01:42,092 Maybe we should take a little time to work on ourselves, 43 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:45,916 and then we'll plan a special night in seven or eight days. 44 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:46,980 Or a couple of weeks. 45 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,178 Let's say three weeks. 46 00:01:48,265 --> 00:01:49,263 We're going to go for it in a month. 47 00:01:49,289 --> 00:01:50,595 Starting at the start of next month. 48 00:01:50,681 --> 00:01:52,775 And we're going to call it a 31-day month. 49 00:01:52,861 --> 00:01:54,901 Even though this particular month has 30 days. 50 00:01:54,985 --> 00:01:57,777 Oh, you know what? I've already prepared a list of "won'ts." 51 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,454 Oh, you're not going to believe this. 52 00:01:59,534 --> 00:02:01,095 My list of "can'ts." 53 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:03,345 Marital love can be so romantic. 54 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,699 What's that supposed to mean? 55 00:02:04,851 --> 00:02:06,324 - What? - Marital love. 56 00:02:06,407 --> 00:02:07,928 You were looking right at me, and you said "marital love." 57 00:02:08,009 --> 00:02:09,216 I don't... Why would I...? 58 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:12,324 George Michael was interested because, earlier that day, 59 00:02:12,396 --> 00:02:16,871 he'd discovered that the recent mock wedding he'd acted in with his cousin Maeby... 60 00:02:16,953 --> 00:02:17,776 We're married? 61 00:02:17,845 --> 00:02:21,095 ...was, in fact, as real and binding as the rice pudding 62 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,545 the disoriented patients had thrown at them. 63 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:24,936 I was talking to your aunt and uncle. 64 00:02:25,004 --> 00:02:27,938 Oh. Oh, of course. They're married, too. 65 00:02:28,384 --> 00:02:29,078 Each other. 66 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:33,290 Oh, please. Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance. 67 00:02:33,368 --> 00:02:36,342 My religious girlfriend just dumped me, and for a simple little misunderstanding. 68 00:02:36,428 --> 00:02:38,926 I mean, if someone was always asking you to embrace the Holy Trinity, 69 00:02:39,002 --> 00:02:40,103 what would you think they meant? 70 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:42,546 Gob thought it meant a three-way. 71 00:02:42,766 --> 00:02:45,159 What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for. 72 00:02:47,221 --> 00:02:48,481 What about you? You game? 73 00:02:48,565 --> 00:02:50,022 Well, maybe she just wasn't for you. 74 00:02:50,097 --> 00:02:51,113 Which one? 75 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:53,108 I don't know. I really wasn't paying attention. 76 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,634 The real problem is, she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. 77 00:02:56,779 --> 00:03:00,376 The... something of my ways. 78 00:03:00,595 --> 00:03:01,617 Wisdom? 79 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,988 It's probably wisdom. 80 00:03:03,067 --> 00:03:06,969 Gob, listen. Can I ask you a question? Do you remember growing up with a sister? 81 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:10,757 Sister? Uh... No, I don't. 82 00:03:10,835 --> 00:03:13,126 Not really... ringing any bells. 83 00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:14,257 Other than Lindsay, of course. 84 00:03:14,348 --> 00:03:15,517 Oh! Lindsay! 85 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,901 Well, you might not be the most reputable source on this. 86 00:03:18,986 --> 00:03:22,637 Upstairs, George Michael was sharing his news with his cousin. 87 00:03:22,711 --> 00:03:23,926 You mean we're married? 88 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:25,866 No. It's just a piece of paper. It doesn't mean anything. 89 00:03:25,951 --> 00:03:27,422 - I mean... - We should shred it. 90 00:03:27,518 --> 00:03:29,425 - It's creeping me out. - Yeah. Me... 91 00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:32,859 But, if we just put it over the dresser, like we think it's a joke, 92 00:03:32,934 --> 00:03:35,034 - and we would always know... - It is a joke. 93 00:03:35,122 --> 00:03:37,287 I know. Unless we get it framed. 94 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:41,478 And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister. 95 00:03:41,559 --> 00:03:43,399 Michael! What a surprise. 96 00:03:43,569 --> 00:03:45,005 Really? Were you expecting somebody else? 97 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,946 Maybe, uh... one of your two daughters? 98 00:03:48,017 --> 00:03:50,826 Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit. 99 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,185 Oh, we're so bad! 100 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:56,682 I... I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie. 101 00:03:56,942 --> 00:03:59,043 You call him that, too? 102 00:03:59,202 --> 00:04:01,745 It's so nice to be able to talk like this. 103 00:04:01,823 --> 00:04:02,863 Where's Dad? 104 00:04:02,979 --> 00:04:03,879 What's all this? 105 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:05,371 Computer stuff from the office. 106 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:08,199 No, no. No, no, Pop. You're not doing another one of those Black Fridays, are you? 107 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,752 Your mass firings? 108 00:04:09,844 --> 00:04:12,431 Before firing his employees, however, 109 00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:15,693 George Sr. had been sure to clear the office of its valuables. 110 00:04:15,782 --> 00:04:17,875 So, when do we get to see our new, fancy office? 111 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,952 Soon as you get your new, fancy job. 112 00:04:20,452 --> 00:04:21,434 You're all fired. 113 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:23,661 The employees never saw it coming, 114 00:04:23,773 --> 00:04:28,630 even though their first task was often to unload computers from a rental truck. 115 00:04:28,909 --> 00:04:32,118 No, it's not a Black Friday, although I did enjoy those. 116 00:04:32,207 --> 00:04:35,318 No, the prosecution is going to want to have access to the hard drive, 117 00:04:35,392 --> 00:04:38,567 so I just want to make sure everything is nice and clean for them. 118 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:40,205 What the hell is that thing? 119 00:04:40,317 --> 00:04:43,463 An electromagnet. Think of it as a giant delete key. 120 00:04:43,552 --> 00:04:44,934 Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Dad, 121 00:04:45,046 --> 00:04:48,578 but I got backup son all of that stuff, and this is illegal. 122 00:04:48,658 --> 00:04:54,792 Oh, well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I am trying to protect my family. 123 00:04:56,251 --> 00:04:58,592 That's not a real gold necklace, is it? 124 00:04:58,693 --> 00:05:01,746 Well, it wasn't really your 50th birthday. 125 00:05:02,143 --> 00:05:04,177 You know, Dad, you can't have this stuff in here, all right? 126 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,963 And we don't need more trouble. 127 00:05:06,045 --> 00:05:09,860 It's bad enough you got Buster faking a coma just so he doesn't have to testify. 128 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:12,043 I've been trying to get him out of that coma. 129 00:05:12,127 --> 00:05:15,050 It's costing us a fortune. He's sleeping us dry. 130 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:19,090 Okay, faker, I'm cutting the cord. 131 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:21,156 I'll see you at the snack machine. 132 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:26,012 If he knows that you don't want him in the coma, then why is he still in it? 133 00:05:26,107 --> 00:05:27,982 For some reason he won't tell me. 134 00:05:28,111 --> 00:05:30,130 He had fallen for his day nurse. 135 00:05:30,323 --> 00:05:31,835 You're so dear. 136 00:05:31,936 --> 00:05:36,024 She found his complete lack of personality and movement enchanting. 137 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,734 I wish you would say something. 138 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,713 Of course, if you did, everything would be ruined 139 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:43,036 'cause you wouldn't be as pure. 140 00:05:43,207 --> 00:05:45,376 Speaking of living a lie, I don't suppose either one of you 141 00:05:45,455 --> 00:05:47,907 have remembered who this N. Bluth is, huh? 142 00:05:48,004 --> 00:05:50,461 Not a Nick or a Nellie? 143 00:05:50,546 --> 00:05:52,417 Just the one who married Lindsay. 144 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,986 Oh, it isn't fun to talk like this? 145 00:05:58,642 --> 00:06:02,490 So Michael returned to the office where the atmosphere was paranoid. 146 00:06:02,586 --> 00:06:03,386 Is it Black Friday? 147 00:06:03,453 --> 00:06:05,138 No one's getting fired. No one's getting fired. 148 00:06:05,224 --> 00:06:07,246 But we haven't been paid, and they took our computers. 149 00:06:07,336 --> 00:06:08,916 I know how this looks bad, but it's just my father trying 150 00:06:08,996 --> 00:06:11,390 to erase all the hard drives to avoid conviction. 151 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,789 The company is fine. This is fun, though, isn't it? 152 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,862 They brought out all the old machines. 153 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,538 I mean, they've seen better days, but I'm sure they're all functional, right? 154 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:20,886 Like Tom here. 155 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:22,307 I'm 30. 156 00:06:22,386 --> 00:06:23,592 You're kidding me! 157 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:27,552 But Michael found the equipment frustrating as well. 158 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,275 "Gob's Program"? 159 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:32,253 Idiot. 160 00:06:32,363 --> 00:06:34,752 And then he noticed something else. 161 00:06:37,308 --> 00:06:37,865 "Nellie." 162 00:06:37,903 --> 00:06:40,819 Michael, got to talk... Oh, wow. 163 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:42,524 K-Y Pro, huh? 164 00:06:42,648 --> 00:06:44,532 Hey, don't get any moisture on these bab... 165 00:06:44,616 --> 00:06:45,087 Hey. 166 00:06:45,743 --> 00:06:48,952 Tobias... buddy, I needed that information. 167 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,910 This is that sister I been looking for. 168 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:54,034 Well, just hit, uh, print screen. I'm sure that... 169 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,026 Oh, look at that. 170 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,477 Kind of remember these being faster, you know? 171 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:04,971 Yeah, well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. 172 00:07:05,055 --> 00:07:06,815 But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, 173 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:10,509 because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you. 174 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,533 Well, why don't we just say--as long as that means a talk. 175 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:15,671 I find myself attracted to someone... 176 00:07:15,926 --> 00:07:17,307 who is not my wife. 177 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:18,643 What's her name? 178 00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:20,001 Michael. 179 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,510 Can you believe it? 180 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:24,099 You're married to my sister. 181 00:07:24,218 --> 00:07:25,447 Don't you think I know that?! 182 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,219 I-I'm not interested in you that way. 183 00:07:28,306 --> 00:07:29,040 What way? 184 00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:30,066 Pick one. 185 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,147 No. No, did you think you were the Michael I was talking about? 186 00:07:33,237 --> 00:07:35,193 - Wh-Wha...? - No, no... 187 00:07:35,277 --> 00:07:38,898 Interesting that your mind went there, though. Okay, uh, no. 188 00:07:38,971 --> 00:07:42,388 Uh, I'm afraid the Michael I'm talking about is all lady. 189 00:07:42,483 --> 00:07:43,923 She's the trainer at my gym. 190 00:07:44,008 --> 00:07:45,313 The trainer you started with today? 191 00:07:45,408 --> 00:07:47,942 Indeed. Can you believe she's a body builder? 192 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:48,930 Indeed. 193 00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:51,265 What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? 194 00:07:51,348 --> 00:07:54,391 You're nervous about becoming intimate with Lindsay again. 195 00:07:54,484 --> 00:07:56,456 You probably should not rush into things, you know? 196 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,507 Don't call this girl Michael. 197 00:07:58,598 --> 00:08:00,794 Stay away from the gym. Just leave it alone. 198 00:08:00,882 --> 00:08:02,737 Wise words, Boy Michael. 199 00:08:02,842 --> 00:08:05,839 I'll tell you, if I wasn't so dripping and disgustingly sweaty right now, 200 00:08:05,928 --> 00:08:08,741 I'd hop over this desk and give you such a hug. 201 00:08:08,842 --> 00:08:10,945 Hey, coulda, shoulda, woulda. 202 00:08:11,051 --> 00:08:12,999 Hey, hey. No, no. Ooh, look, number's up. 203 00:08:15,004 --> 00:08:16,669 Well, it would've been a seven. 204 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:20,397 Later that night, Lucille visited Buster in the hospital. 205 00:08:20,487 --> 00:08:21,595 What the hell is this? 206 00:08:21,684 --> 00:08:24,479 My name is Representative John Van Heusen, 207 00:08:24,569 --> 00:08:27,687 and I am here to protect the dignity of this boy's life. 208 00:08:27,781 --> 00:08:29,757 Dignity? Easy for you to say-- 209 00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:31,739 I'm the one who has to loofah his stump. 210 00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:34,110 I believe death is wrong in all of its forms. 211 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:38,128 Except lethal injection, but that's just as a deterrent against more death. 212 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:41,189 And this young man is enjoying life! 213 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:43,049 Hey! Hey! Huh? 214 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:45,513 Hey, look us, huh? We're having a blast here. 215 00:08:45,603 --> 00:08:48,542 How the hell'd you even find out about Sleeping Beauty here? 216 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,903 It was an anonymous tip from someone who cares about Buster's life. 217 00:08:51,992 --> 00:08:53,970 It's not ringing any bells. 218 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,973 In fact, it was Buster himself. 219 00:08:56,058 --> 00:08:58,694 They're trying to kill Baby Buster. 220 00:08:58,841 --> 00:09:00,775 Oh, that's right-- from the videos. 221 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:04,225 Well, no one's killing Baby Buster on my watch. 222 00:09:04,321 --> 00:09:07,595 That is unless, of course, it's as a penalty in a three-strike scenario. 223 00:09:07,687 --> 00:09:11,918 No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. 224 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,719 Michael, meanwhile, had called one number after another 225 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:20,133 until he found Frank, a colleague of the woman he knew as Nellie. 226 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,507 Yeah, well, she's working a software convention at some hotel. 227 00:09:23,621 --> 00:09:25,744 I could set up a meeting at the bar, man. 228 00:09:25,839 --> 00:09:26,654 Appreciate it. 229 00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:32,117 And so Michael arrived at the bar hoping to spot someone who could be his sister. 230 00:09:35,219 --> 00:09:36,906 She grew into the nose. 231 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,951 Nellie? Hey, hi. 232 00:09:39,062 --> 00:09:40,461 Michael. Frank sent me. 233 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,406 I think I might be interested in your services. 234 00:09:42,509 --> 00:09:43,511 You won't be sorry. 235 00:09:43,615 --> 00:09:46,278 Yeah? I was hoping that maybe we could just talk a little bit first, huh? 236 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,716 Yeah, most people want to. 237 00:09:47,812 --> 00:09:49,109 And they did talk, 238 00:09:49,232 --> 00:09:53,589 and Michael felt a connection like he'd never felt with anyone in his family. 239 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:57,092 I had a locker on the first floor, freshman year, right next to the caf, 240 00:09:57,184 --> 00:10:00,777 with all the junior lockers so it was clearly a mistake, but I didn't say anything. 241 00:10:00,863 --> 00:10:01,870 Ooh, you're bad. 242 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,347 I had that same locker all throughout the sophomore year. 243 00:10:04,443 --> 00:10:07,161 Junior year, they had me up on the third floor with all the frosh. 244 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:08,082 That is wild. 245 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:10,985 Had the same combo all throughout, because they... 246 00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:13,893 Hey, let's see what some of the other folks are up to. 247 00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:17,124 Nothing there. 248 00:10:19,637 --> 00:10:20,851 Or there. 249 00:10:24,462 --> 00:10:25,537 Oh, my. 250 00:10:25,796 --> 00:10:27,344 Let's get back to Michael. 251 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,501 Okay, because it was Joe Namath's number, Babe Ruth's number then my birthday. 252 00:10:30,609 --> 00:10:32,417 That is a great story. 253 00:10:32,521 --> 00:10:34,069 It wasn't a great story. 254 00:10:34,182 --> 00:10:36,059 Nellie was just a great listener. 255 00:10:36,185 --> 00:10:37,755 Most prostitutes are. 256 00:10:37,863 --> 00:10:41,540 Nellie, the hell with formalities. I think you and I should do business together. 257 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,881 Me, too. 258 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:53,209 Michael had just hired a woman he secretly believed to be his sister. 259 00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:55,091 How did you get into this line of work? 260 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:58,618 But of course, he'd also yet to figure out she was a prostitute. 261 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:01,342 Well, I was buried in loan debt from business school, 262 00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:03,190 so I started whoring myself out. 263 00:11:03,281 --> 00:11:04,905 Not that there weren't clues. 264 00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:07,909 What do you say we go up to my room and seal the deal? 265 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:08,885 You're staying here, huh? 266 00:11:08,989 --> 00:11:10,763 I was actually hoping to get into your business tomorrow 267 00:11:10,872 --> 00:11:13,641 and it would give you a chance to meet everybody in the office, you know, 268 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:15,086 because you're going to be working for the whole staff. 269 00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:16,539 You'd be filling, like, three openings. 270 00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:20,860 Oh. I heard there were a couple of girls like me consulting over at Enron. 271 00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:25,229 And so, the next day, Michael introduced his new consultant to his staff, 272 00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:26,695 who weren't that pleased to meet her. 273 00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:28,966 - You hired someone else? - Yes. 274 00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:30,687 We haven't even been paid yet. 275 00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:32,945 That's exactly why I hired her, to help out with the finances. 276 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,051 She's absolutely amazing at that stuff, right? 277 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,958 You do do finances and stuff, right? 278 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:38,924 I do all sorts of scenes. 279 00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:42,935 There you go. Okay, guys, don't be afraid to put her in any position that you want, okay? 280 00:11:43,015 --> 00:11:46,516 Dave, you give her access to everything, okay? 281 00:11:46,604 --> 00:11:49,228 I want you guys to think of her as Nellie Bluth, all right? 282 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:52,849 In fact, we should probably get an I.D. with that printed on it, okay? 283 00:11:52,932 --> 00:11:55,152 But she did have a list of won'ts. 284 00:11:55,237 --> 00:11:57,196 We're gonna have some ground rules first, okay? 285 00:11:57,290 --> 00:12:01,455 No ( bleep )( bleep )( bleep ) or ( bleep ). 286 00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:05,166 And no ( bleep ) unless you're wearing a ( bleep ) 287 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,996 or you ( bleep )( bleep ) me. 288 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:11,235 If this winds up on the Web, I will ( bleep ) you in the ( bleep ). 289 00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:14,477 Our computers don't even work on the Internet. 290 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:15,734 Who's first? 291 00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:18,892 Back at the model home, George Michael was still trying 292 00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:21,246 to make his accidental marriage work. 293 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:25,038 Hey, I thought tonight we could pop in ( bleep ) in the old DVD player 294 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:28,145 and sit and watch it maybe just the two of us, husband and wife? 295 00:12:28,431 --> 00:12:29,511 I'm just kidding. 296 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,817 The State of California isn't, but... 297 00:12:31,902 --> 00:12:32,851 You know, that's what makes it funny. 298 00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:35,691 I'm worried you're taking this too seriously. 299 00:12:35,804 --> 00:12:37,754 Just the opposite. 300 00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:44,422 What the hell is that? 301 00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:46,887 I bought you a weddingring... tone. 302 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:50,154 Opposite of serious. 303 00:12:50,256 --> 00:12:53,476 And Michael was getting an update on how his newest employee, 304 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,937 Nellie, was working out. 305 00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:58,568 Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. 306 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,095 Uh, you mean "away," though, right? 307 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:04,124 Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, 308 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,491 that's, uh, that's outstanding. 309 00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:08,481 You forgot to say "away" again. 310 00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:11,712 But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. 311 00:13:12,732 --> 00:13:15,594 Nellie has blown them all away. 312 00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,046 Yeah, well, I think it's crazy. 313 00:13:17,135 --> 00:13:20,317 You've given her access to everything-- the banking and for what? 314 00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:22,000 I mean, you're basing this whole thing on the fact 315 00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:24,450 that she shares a name with someone you played with as a baby. 316 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:26,348 Lindsay, I can tell that it's real. 317 00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:29,060 It's like that feeling that you read about twins having. 318 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,477 We're twins. You didn't give me access to the banking. 319 00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:35,023 No, you'd just, you'd go out and you'd just whore it up, Lindsay, you know? 320 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:37,227 Now she's different. She's a little bit more like me. 321 00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:39,505 - It's like we finish each other's... - Sandwiches? 322 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,715 Sentences. 323 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,488 - Why would I say...? - Sandwiches? 324 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,681 That time I was going to say sandwiches. 325 00:13:47,358 --> 00:13:49,279 So I guess you haven't told Nellie what you're thinking. 326 00:13:49,368 --> 00:13:51,064 No, I have not. I've been waiting for the right time. 327 00:13:51,141 --> 00:13:52,608 I want to make sure that she trusts me, you know. 328 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,009 Especially since Dad is probably setting her up. 329 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,540 But I might want to hurry with that whole operation 330 00:13:57,621 --> 00:13:59,785 because she's charging us a fortune, and of course, 331 00:13:59,869 --> 00:14:02,099 she's got this old boss that's claiming he wants a percentage. 332 00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:03,860 Yo, man, you owe me money. 333 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,017 I ain't no dummy. 334 00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:08,893 It better be soon or you're going to feel my hand up your ( bleep ). 335 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:11,658 So Nellie wants to meet me tonight for drinks. Maybe I'll tell her then. 336 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:13,686 That's funny. I'm going out tonight for drinks, too, 337 00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:15,367 with an exciting new man. 338 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:16,979 Really trying to make that marriage work, aren't you? 339 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:21,025 Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I'm feeling a little pressure here. 340 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,058 I mean, if you had to have sex with Tobias in four months, 341 00:14:23,126 --> 00:14:24,756 you'd be shopping for a way out, too. 342 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,834 I stand corrected. 343 00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:27,165 And disgusted. 344 00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:30,236 And Michael arrived for his meeting with Nellie. 345 00:14:30,318 --> 00:14:31,348 - Are you Michael? - Yes. 346 00:14:31,432 --> 00:14:33,449 There's a Nellie at the end of the bar who wants to see you. 347 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:34,637 Great. Thank you. 348 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,779 Oh, it's Tobias. 349 00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:38,961 Michael, look, this has got to stop. 350 00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:42,346 I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. 351 00:14:42,426 --> 00:14:46,364 I-I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl Michael at the bar? 352 00:14:46,454 --> 00:14:49,486 It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it's crazy. 353 00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:52,439 I mean, I'm married. And the carbs! 354 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:55,908 That's why sometimes life is about making difficult... 355 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:57,869 Sandwiches. I know. 356 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,047 You read my mind. 357 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,527 Oh, God, here she is. 358 00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:03,790 Next to that guy? 359 00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:05,161 What guy? 360 00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:06,930 That guy. 361 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:08,730 No, that's her. 362 00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:10,787 Him? 363 00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,307 That's a girl. 364 00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:15,664 I think the name "Michael" is making you look for a man. 365 00:15:15,753 --> 00:15:16,881 I think I'm looking at a man. 366 00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:18,092 M ichael. 367 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:19,339 - Yes? - Yes? 368 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:20,871 No, I meant girl Michael. 369 00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:22,577 I'm gonna leave you two alone. 370 00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:24,775 So nice to meet you, girl Michael. 371 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,550 Hello? Yes? Hi, Nellie. 372 00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:30,367 I was thinking that we could meet down here, um... 373 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,390 Actually, I think I'm going to come up. 374 00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:34,352 I really need to see you. 375 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:35,898 Yeah, I really wanted to see you, too. 376 00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:37,229 There's something we need to talk about. 377 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:39,304 I've always been mildly attracted to you. 378 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:39,875 What? 379 00:15:39,987 --> 00:15:42,971 Let's face it. There's no denying that there's a heat between us. 380 00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,578 I'd like to deny that. 381 00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:45,783 I know you feel it, too. 382 00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:47,097 This burning desire. 383 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,647 I-I-I don't feel anything. I feel a burning mutual respect. 384 00:15:50,746 --> 00:15:54,067 I've got an outfit that's going to turn that respect into something fun. 385 00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:55,130 Respect is fun. 386 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:58,286 Nellie, you know, you're going to want the respect when you hear what I... 387 00:15:58,397 --> 00:15:59,361 Where is the light? 388 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,711 Don't touch that light. 389 00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:01,250 What? 390 00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:04,952 This is what happens when you steal from Frank's stable without paying. 391 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,312 You want to be her pimp? 392 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,264 You got to settle up. 393 00:16:07,372 --> 00:16:09,386 Pimp? You mean that she's...? 394 00:16:09,487 --> 00:16:11,894 A lady of the evening. Working girl. 395 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,061 She turns illusions for money... 396 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,378 And that's when Michael recognized the voice. 397 00:16:16,471 --> 00:16:17,146 ...tricks. 398 00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:17,884 Wait a minute. 399 00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:20,978 Don't you do it! Ain't nobody going to see what Frank look like! 400 00:16:21,082 --> 00:16:23,502 Franklin is Frank? 401 00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:25,334 Mr. F. 402 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:30,787 Michael had just discovered that his brother was the pimp 403 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,805 for the woman he thought was his sister. 404 00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,520 What the hell is going on? Nellie is not a prostitute. 405 00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:36,754 Of course she is. 406 00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:39,312 Oh, but I can see where the misunderstanding is. You didn't know. 407 00:16:39,394 --> 00:16:41,414 Maybe we can give him a family discount. 408 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:44,751 Family discount is right, Gob. This is the sister that I've been talking about. 409 00:16:44,844 --> 00:16:47,233 Maybe I should have been getting a family rate. 410 00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:48,209 Oh, my God. 411 00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:49,719 How do you know her? 412 00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:51,272 Met up with her after a show. 413 00:16:51,363 --> 00:16:52,500 And you did things with her? 414 00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:53,341 He didn't. 415 00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,518 I did. 416 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:57,365 Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something. 417 00:16:57,452 --> 00:17:00,050 I just want my brother to respect me, you know? 418 00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:02,085 I mean, I don't even have a job. 419 00:17:02,201 --> 00:17:04,221 Look, I could use a man's voice on the phone. 420 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,857 And I like your little puppet show. 421 00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:10,087 I ain't so little when I take my pants off, lady. 422 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:13,281 Honestly I'd take some of the cry out of that. 423 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,612 But I am not a pimp, Michael. 424 00:17:15,713 --> 00:17:16,959 She needed protection. 425 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,707 So I make some threats, wear this hat, 426 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:21,593 and I collect my ten percent. 427 00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:22,775 Yeah, that's a pimp. 428 00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:25,298 And our sister is a prostitute. 429 00:17:25,406 --> 00:17:26,693 I'm your sister? 430 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:27,651 I think so. 431 00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:29,161 I found you in my dad's computer, 432 00:17:29,254 --> 00:17:32,690 and I thought that maybe he was embezzling money and taking advantage of you. 433 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,990 That's why I hired you to do your work at the office. 434 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,333 Oh, my God. 435 00:17:36,435 --> 00:17:38,684 What kind of work did you do? 436 00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:41,030 No wonder they were so happy. 437 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,941 I'm so embarrassed. 438 00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:44,743 Nellie, hang on a second. 439 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:49,427 You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God that you should change your ways. 440 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,155 No, I think that's going to be something big. 441 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,558 Downstairs, mean while, Lindsay arrived at the bar for her date. 442 00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:56,578 Michael. 443 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,002 Oh, my God, my husband! 444 00:17:58,102 --> 00:17:59,457 Oh, my God, my wife! 445 00:17:59,602 --> 00:18:00,872 Are you two here for each other? 446 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,414 Is that what you're doing? 447 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,314 - How dare you?! - How dare you?! 448 00:18:04,432 --> 00:18:06,016 - And with another woman! - And with another man! 449 00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:08,900 Wait, wait. You didn't plan this together? 450 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,245 I just assumed you wanted a Holy Trinity. 451 00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:12,504 Absolutely not! 452 00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:13,887 We're a happily married couple. 453 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,947 Yes, who happen to be very much in love with each other. 454 00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:19,526 Well, you're still going to have to pay Frank. 455 00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,369 And Michael confronted his father. 456 00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,200 I know who N. Bluth is. It is Nellie. 457 00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:26,931 And I found her. 458 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:29,626 That's your sissy cousin Larry. 459 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:32,162 Even then we knew. That's why we called him "Nellie." 460 00:18:32,284 --> 00:18:33,808 Do you not know that expression, Michael? 461 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,046 I thought we were on the same page here. 462 00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:37,437 That's a nice try, Pop, but in your old computer, I found a Nellie. 463 00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:39,448 You're trying to tell me that is not my sister? 464 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,319 Yes. It's perfectly innocent. 465 00:18:41,415 --> 00:18:43,003 She's my prostitute. 466 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,871 I'm a red-blooded man. I have certain needs that your mom can't satisfy. 467 00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:48,702 But sex wasn't one of them. 468 00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:51,949 I just want my brother to envy my money, 469 00:18:52,679 --> 00:18:54,590 but he's got that hair. 470 00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:59,079 Why can't I have hair and money and him nothing? 471 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:00,789 She's not my sister. 472 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,075 I let her into the company. 473 00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:04,530 You didn't give her access to the cash, did you? 474 00:19:04,629 --> 00:19:05,709 She said she liked me. 475 00:19:05,816 --> 00:19:11,404 She's a prostitute! That's her job! Oh, no, the N. Bluth account. 476 00:19:11,499 --> 00:19:14,131 What? The N. Bluth account? That is your account? 477 00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:15,193 Maybe. 478 00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:19,123 But it's only embezzlement if you spend it outside the company. 479 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,449 It's gone. It's empty. 480 00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:22,460 She got to it. 481 00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:23,736 Well, there goes the company. 482 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:24,812 Okay, now, hold on now. 483 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:29,320 Let's not panic because I-I know someone who can find her. 484 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,486 His name is Frank. 485 00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:32,134 That's Gob's puppet. 486 00:19:32,584 --> 00:19:33,889 I'm going to prison. 487 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,818 You haven't heard from Oscar lately have you? 488 00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:39,066 - No. - Okay. 489 00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:41,833 And the next day, Michael returned to the office 490 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:45,366 to tell the employees that Black Friday had indeed arrived. 491 00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:46,772 Hey, Ted, what's going on? 492 00:19:46,879 --> 00:19:50,344 Nellie got all of us our checks and these great new computers and have you been...? 493 00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:52,171 Excuse me. Nellie, you did this? 494 00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:54,087 I took it out of the N. Bluth account. 495 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,371 And if you spend it within the company, it gives the prosecutors nothing. 496 00:19:57,459 --> 00:20:00,268 Also, it was the only way to get myself the ten grand that you owed me. 497 00:20:00,354 --> 00:20:03,104 Ten grand? What did you do with these guys, exactly? 498 00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:04,581 They mostly just cried. 499 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,858 You've got a real morale problem here. 500 00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:08,113 You cried? 501 00:20:08,894 --> 00:20:11,243 Listen, I thought that you were going to... 502 00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:12,963 - Steal it? - Yes! 503 00:20:13,052 --> 00:20:15,221 But I might be your sister, remember? 504 00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:18,863 Well, the fact that you didn't steal it might actually be proof that you're not. 505 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:22,216 Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here. 506 00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:23,520 You're very, very good at it. 507 00:20:23,618 --> 00:20:27,899 And what you do for a job is not really a great way to make a living, you know? 508 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,827 I make 300 grand a year. 509 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,143 Marry me. 510 00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:33,761 It's weird on so many levels. 511 00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,982 On the next... Arrested Development 512 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,159 Gob has a religious conversion. 513 00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:39,457 I've seen a sign. 514 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:40,771 And I want to make this work. 515 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,747 A committed relationship that actually means something. 516 00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:49,893 How about you? You want to do just the two of us? 517 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:54,631 And Buster's fake coma is put to its greatest test. 518 00:20:57,404 --> 00:21:00,594 Don't you die. Don't you die on me. 519 00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:01,372 Oh, my. 520 00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:02,912 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net