1 00:00:00,363 --> 00:00:03,291 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:07,244 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:12,916 --> 00:00:14,996 It's... Arrested Development. 4 00:00:17,807 --> 00:00:21,954 Michael had received a witness list for his father's upcoming trial. 5 00:00:22,057 --> 00:00:23,249 Who's on the list, any blabbers? 6 00:00:23,338 --> 00:00:25,332 Well, they've got one guy who won't be talking. 7 00:00:25,429 --> 00:00:28,091 That is unless there's a hand inside of him. 8 00:00:28,178 --> 00:00:30,630 Oh, please, Michael, even then, I wouldn't say anything. 9 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:33,378 That's reassuring, but I was referring to Gob's puppet, Franklin. 10 00:00:33,476 --> 00:00:35,719 Yes! I got him in the system. 11 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:36,746 You did this on purpose. 12 00:00:36,832 --> 00:00:37,750 Oh, yeah. 13 00:00:37,856 --> 00:00:40,626 He is re-dyed, rested and ready to work. 14 00:00:40,723 --> 00:00:41,982 Thought it'd be a good way to get some press. 15 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,366 Oh, I got to tell Franklin. 16 00:00:43,464 --> 00:00:45,030 I think he meant "get Franklin." 17 00:00:45,124 --> 00:00:45,987 Am I on the list? 18 00:00:46,091 --> 00:00:46,980 We all are. 19 00:00:47,023 --> 00:00:48,169 Franklin, guess what? 20 00:00:48,193 --> 00:00:49,090 But I don't know anything. 21 00:00:49,122 --> 00:00:51,290 - He certainly hasn't heard anything from me. - Mother doesn't know anything either. 22 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:52,232 I don't know anything. 23 00:00:52,329 --> 00:00:54,012 Well, you both certainly act innocent. 24 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:59,123 Buster knew a great deal for Lucille, almost nightly, got drunk and told him. 25 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:02,952 Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Falluja. 26 00:01:03,184 --> 00:01:07,197 I thought he meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation. 27 00:01:07,316 --> 00:01:09,727 I know you're awake. Faker! 28 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:13,782 More significantly, they've put an N. Bluth on the witness list. 29 00:01:13,879 --> 00:01:16,296 I hope that doesn't stand for what I think it stands for. 30 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:18,014 Whoa, I did not say that. 31 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:19,993 You did, Gob. Your mouth moved, your hand didn't. 32 00:01:20,112 --> 00:01:22,206 Oh. Well, I should work on that. 33 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,252 Is there an N. Bluth in the family that we don't know about? 34 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:28,550 They say there's been money found in an account under that name. 35 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:31,253 Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, 36 00:01:31,362 --> 00:01:33,447 see if we're going to turn against each other. 37 00:01:33,559 --> 00:01:35,030 They make stuff up. 38 00:01:35,235 --> 00:01:36,760 She doesn't exist. 39 00:01:37,158 --> 00:01:39,538 Yet you refer to her as a she. 40 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:41,421 He, she-- what's the difference? 41 00:01:41,529 --> 00:01:44,727 Oh, here, here. In the dark, it all looks the same. 42 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,768 They're probably just taking a shot in the darkness. 43 00:01:48,869 --> 00:01:51,403 But the good news is that Jan Eagleman called, 44 00:01:51,503 --> 00:01:54,519 and she is willing to consider our case. 45 00:01:54,637 --> 00:01:55,407 Jan Eagleman? 46 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:57,511 She's from the Justice TV. 47 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,732 Not another media whore? 48 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:03,022 You know, frankly, I think I could put together a pretty good defense. 49 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,899 Oh, no, he thinks he's a lawyer again. 50 00:02:05,014 --> 00:02:09,372 Devotees will remember that Michael once played a lawyer in a school play. 51 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:13,554 You're a crook, Captain Hook Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate... 52 00:02:13,662 --> 00:02:16,546 Michael, just because you played a role doesn't make it real. 53 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:19,773 Of course, Buster did grow up to be Captain Hook. 54 00:02:19,865 --> 00:02:21,159 Not cool, Mom. 55 00:02:21,579 --> 00:02:23,328 Oh, please, you'd be a lousy attorney. 56 00:02:23,413 --> 00:02:26,172 The first piece of evidence against us, you'd run for the hills. 57 00:02:26,264 --> 00:02:27,605 No, Jan is interested. 58 00:02:27,703 --> 00:02:31,437 She carries a lot of weight, and she is not charging us anything. 59 00:02:31,554 --> 00:02:33,564 Like to see a whore who that! 60 00:02:33,673 --> 00:02:35,983 Not the carrying the weight part, but... 61 00:02:36,086 --> 00:02:37,517 on the other hand, if it's free. 62 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:41,633 She wants us to do a mock trial, sort of a dry run, just get us ready. 63 00:02:41,742 --> 00:02:43,673 Well, I guess we could all use some experience in the courtroom. 64 00:02:43,774 --> 00:02:45,376 Fine, I'll go check her out, but I'll tell you all right now 65 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:48,374 no one is going to lie on that stand. 66 00:02:49,028 --> 00:02:51,438 And no one is going to betray the family. 67 00:02:52,588 --> 00:02:54,213 Buster was nervous. 68 00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:57,417 That's what all the rocking and humming was about. 69 00:02:57,708 --> 00:03:01,541 And Michael met with Justice TV's Jan Eagleman 70 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:05,838 - who was currently doing a tech rehearsal. - ...for my new show-- Judge Reinhold. 71 00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:07,527 It's a reality courtroom show. 72 00:03:07,614 --> 00:03:09,725 You know there's an actor by that name, right? 73 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:10,945 This is what they put me in. 74 00:03:11,053 --> 00:03:13,716 Why did I lose all the weight if they're going to put me in a pool cover? 75 00:03:13,816 --> 00:03:15,417 I'm sorry. Are you an actual judge? 76 00:03:15,537 --> 00:03:17,984 No, that's just a coincidence. 77 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:22,121 I read somewhere Judge Judy made $25 million last year, 78 00:03:22,217 --> 00:03:25,578 and I'm, like, "Hey, I never even heard of the guy." 79 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:28,298 So you're doing this because your name is "Judge"? 80 00:03:28,397 --> 00:03:31,097 Honestly, this is the first time I put those two things together. 81 00:03:31,206 --> 00:03:33,029 Maybe we should take "Judge" out of the title 82 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:36,478 and go with my original title Mr. Reinhold's Courtroom. 83 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:38,572 No, no, no. We're changing the name. 84 00:03:39,484 --> 00:03:40,491 Thanks, Michael. 85 00:03:40,798 --> 00:03:45,000 Got 250,000 talking magazine ads and he wants to change the name. 86 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:46,998 My name is Judge. 87 00:03:47,108 --> 00:03:49,365 I hear you want to do a mock trial. Yeah? 88 00:03:49,449 --> 00:03:50,900 And we can do it here on the set. 89 00:03:51,010 --> 00:03:53,583 'Cause I'm looking for Judge Reinhold to have a little practice too. 90 00:03:53,836 --> 00:03:55,803 I'll be acting as the prosecutor. 91 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,660 That way I can see how your family holds up. 92 00:03:57,764 --> 00:04:00,847 Families that do well are the ones that stick together. 93 00:04:02,062 --> 00:04:04,132 Well, that-that's us. 94 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,836 Um... we are going to need a defense attorney, right, 95 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:09,048 for the mock trial and that's not going to be cheap. 96 00:04:09,156 --> 00:04:11,510 You know the case. Why not you? 97 00:04:11,761 --> 00:04:14,741 You're a crook Captain Hook... 98 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:17,130 Yeah, give me a chance to show my dad what I can do. 99 00:04:17,228 --> 00:04:20,207 I'll-I'll show him. I'll make a fool out of him. 100 00:04:21,097 --> 00:04:23,598 While sticking together. One minute. 101 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:27,822 And that's when Michael found out his brother Buster was in a coma. 102 00:04:27,937 --> 00:04:28,971 Hey, what happened? How is he? 103 00:04:29,087 --> 00:04:30,509 Waiting for the doctor. 104 00:04:30,629 --> 00:04:34,670 I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious throughout the entire trial. 105 00:04:34,778 --> 00:04:38,529 And when it's over, he wakes up and gets a big toy. 106 00:04:38,638 --> 00:04:40,843 Wait a minute. Are you responsible for this, Mom? 107 00:04:40,944 --> 00:04:44,315 Did you put one of your sons into a coma so that he can't testify? 108 00:04:44,432 --> 00:04:46,415 Michael, how dare you? 109 00:04:46,569 --> 00:04:49,613 Of course it crossed my mind. But this was all Buster. 110 00:04:49,728 --> 00:04:51,612 He got into your brother's pills. 111 00:04:51,715 --> 00:04:53,488 Not the Forget Me Nows. 112 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:56,485 He asked me for them. I didn't know. I thought he was dating again. 113 00:04:56,575 --> 00:04:59,969 Hope you don't mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely. 114 00:05:00,072 --> 00:05:02,002 My mother's been in that bed for two years. 115 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:05,709 Oh, how awful. We don't have a private room. 116 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,800 They won't let me take out her feeding tube. 117 00:05:07,927 --> 00:05:11,018 And I'm lucky. I have the resources to pay for these medical bills. 118 00:05:11,117 --> 00:05:12,513 You have resources? 119 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,804 What good is my money if I can't bring her back? 120 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:18,120 But you can't, and money should be spent on dating. 121 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,161 Is that what you were going to say? 122 00:05:19,258 --> 00:05:20,213 Let's go ahead and wait outside. 123 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,899 So, you come here often? 124 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:24,746 Cute button. 125 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:25,855 How is he? 126 00:05:25,942 --> 00:05:27,219 We're still waiting to find out. 127 00:05:27,531 --> 00:05:29,391 I got here as soon as I could. 128 00:05:29,494 --> 00:05:30,979 Oh, the red tape. 129 00:05:31,222 --> 00:05:33,021 Looks a little bit more like Red Prawn, Dad. 130 00:05:33,123 --> 00:05:35,873 It's the shrimpfest. Oh, the shrimp. 131 00:05:35,979 --> 00:05:39,426 You realize that Buster is probably in this state because of you and Mom. 132 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:42,440 He's obviously afraid of what he knows and he's just trying to forget. 133 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:44,490 Does he know who N. Bluth is? 134 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,430 Right now he doesn't know who B. Bluth is. 135 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,394 I'm going to need some real answers out of you pretty soon 136 00:05:48,437 --> 00:05:49,912 because I've just discussed it with Jan. 137 00:05:49,988 --> 00:05:52,391 I am going to be pretending to be your attorney 138 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:54,930 at the mock trial before Judge Reinhold. 139 00:05:55,032 --> 00:05:59,284 You're the lawyer. Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had. 140 00:06:00,157 --> 00:06:02,313 Oh, it's so good to laugh again. 141 00:06:02,415 --> 00:06:03,828 - Oh, feels good. - It does. 142 00:06:03,954 --> 00:06:05,652 They say seven minutes heals all wounds. 143 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:09,466 Wait, not the Judge Reinhold show from all those magazine ads. 144 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,356 They're all over the place. Look at this. 145 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,840 My name is Judge. 146 00:06:14,956 --> 00:06:16,906 I didn't even know that this kind of technology even existed. 147 00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:19,363 I could use this in my ventriloquism act. 148 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:21,004 They have a bar here? 149 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:25,702 Well, Buster's in what we call a light to no coma. 150 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:29,330 In layman's term, it might be considered a very heavy nap. 151 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:30,860 Could that mean that he's faking it. 152 00:06:30,984 --> 00:06:32,339 Oh, highly likely this is fake. 153 00:06:32,451 --> 00:06:34,688 Although there doesn't seem to be very much brain activity. 154 00:06:34,799 --> 00:06:35,964 Nope, that's him. 155 00:06:36,087 --> 00:06:38,563 I think it's very important that we remember he's fully insured. 156 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:40,672 I say we see how this plays out. 157 00:06:40,786 --> 00:06:42,753 Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. 158 00:06:42,849 --> 00:06:46,519 I don't care if it takes from now till the end of shrimpfest. 159 00:06:47,744 --> 00:06:49,569 Well, if this young man gets bored, 160 00:06:49,687 --> 00:06:51,487 we need a lot of volunteers here at the hospital. 161 00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:53,769 Turning over the bedridden, changing bedpans. 162 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:55,397 Heard there's a mall across the street. 163 00:06:55,511 --> 00:06:56,604 Oh, you want excitement. 164 00:06:56,715 --> 00:06:58,038 Well, we have a group of young people 165 00:06:58,138 --> 00:07:01,089 who put on fake weddings for our Alzheimer's patients. 166 00:07:01,207 --> 00:07:04,804 Actually, it would probably look pretty good on some college application. 167 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,474 Would I have to touch the old people? 168 00:07:06,581 --> 00:07:08,689 Only their hearts. You could be a groom. 169 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,298 Bring a little girlfriend up there with you. 170 00:07:10,405 --> 00:07:11,432 Oh, I don't have a girlfriend. 171 00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:13,178 A sister than, or a cousin. 172 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:15,496 Of course, you're going to have to kiss. 173 00:07:15,782 --> 00:07:17,813 Guess who liked that idea? 174 00:07:17,924 --> 00:07:20,378 He says he doesn't want to do it. I'm actually to respec this choices... 175 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:24,419 Good. I... great. I was just... Well, don't answer for... 176 00:07:24,519 --> 00:07:28,125 I, um, yeah. 'Cause I exactly the cousin, I mean, the... 177 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,517 the girl I would want to give and she'll want give too. 178 00:07:30,631 --> 00:07:32,233 We'll... and we'll do that together. 179 00:07:32,343 --> 00:07:34,305 For them, for the sake of... 180 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,555 I ju... it's a great day. 181 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,713 For being sad. 182 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:44,236 And later, Michael was preparing for his case. 183 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:47,632 So I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom. 184 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:51,273 I mean, it's just a... for them to pull the plug on our loved ones. 185 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,842 Giving up hope on Buster pretty quickly there, Lindsay. 186 00:07:53,947 --> 00:07:56,709 Listen, I know Buster. I know what he wants. 187 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,207 Oh, I love soup. 188 00:07:58,336 --> 00:08:01,913 If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. 189 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:04,576 I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. 190 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:07,331 That would actually be better 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. 191 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:10,895 Never let me die. 192 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:13,326 Yeah, he wants out. 193 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,194 Anyway, you and I both know he's probably just faking. 194 00:08:16,466 --> 00:08:17,514 Busy? 195 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,965 - Actually... - Check this out. My lips don't move. 196 00:08:20,078 --> 00:08:22,601 They call me up to the stand, say something like, "Who's this little friend?" 197 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:24,525 - And he's say... - My name is Judge. 198 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:26,688 - Who's name is Judge? - My name is... 199 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:27,319 Okay. 200 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:28,927 - That's a silly name. - That's enough. 201 00:08:29,023 --> 00:08:30,855 Judge. My name... 202 00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:33,363 Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly. 203 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,739 - Please stop. - Oh, now you're correcting my grammar? 204 00:08:35,832 --> 00:08:39,150 Gob, not going to put Franklin on the stand, and your lips are moving just a little bit. 205 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,306 Judge. 206 00:08:40,423 --> 00:08:41,770 He's right, his name is Judge now. 207 00:08:41,885 --> 00:08:44,111 You know, I think Dad might actually have a case here. 208 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:46,458 I mean, I am concerned about this N. Bluth, 209 00:08:46,618 --> 00:08:48,788 but if it is indeed just a ploy on their part, 210 00:08:48,894 --> 00:08:54,278 then the only bombshell that they've got is the blueprint of an Iraqi model home 211 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:58,626 the same blueprint as ours, with no record that we actually got paid for it. 212 00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:00,405 Although this is strange. 213 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:03,453 It looks like there's a secret room in this one off the hallway. 214 00:09:03,572 --> 00:09:06,055 I wonder if we've got that. I'm gonna check that out. 215 00:09:06,184 --> 00:09:07,814 Okay, and we're going to go back to the hospital. 216 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:12,238 Yeah, good, check on Buster. We do need to stick together as a family on this. 217 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:14,226 Actually going to to swipeso me more talking magazines, 218 00:09:14,328 --> 00:09:16,155 but I'll make sureto poke the head in. 219 00:09:16,278 --> 00:09:17,358 My... 220 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,796 And Michael found that there was indeed a secret room 221 00:09:24,907 --> 00:09:28,089 where his father had stored the family mementos, 222 00:09:28,191 --> 00:09:30,576 including his birth certificate. 223 00:09:30,686 --> 00:09:32,225 "Nichael Bluth"? 224 00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:36,445 Am I N. Bluth? 225 00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:41,113 Is he trying to set me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison. 226 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,400 Nichael was worried. 227 00:09:46,714 --> 00:09:49,902 Michael had just discovered a hidden room in the model home 228 00:09:49,983 --> 00:09:52,449 where all the family secrets were stored. 229 00:09:52,556 --> 00:09:58,201 My dad's trying to pinall of his crimes on "N. Bluth," and I might be N. Bluth. 230 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,454 At least that's what it says according to my birth certificate. 231 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,612 All of our family records are up here. 232 00:10:02,721 --> 00:10:05,984 And, for some reason, this stack of body building magazines. 233 00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:09,831 Well, I guess your, uh... your dad must have had these from way back when, huh? 234 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,111 My name is Ju... 235 00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:12,795 That seems kind of current. 236 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,425 Uh. Who am I trying to kid, Michael. 237 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,869 I was trying to beef up to impress that wife of mine, 238 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:20,048 but now she's after some rich guy who's trying to kill his mom, and... 239 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,673 I have to go talk to my dad. 240 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:22,720 You coming out? 241 00:10:22,825 --> 00:10:24,977 No. No, I've got to fight for my wife. 242 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,102 I'm going to keep my marriage alive. 243 00:10:29,308 --> 00:10:32,238 One room over, George Michael was also trying 244 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,964 to convince someone to pursue a fake marriage. 245 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:36,556 We'd have to kiss. 246 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,938 Wouldn't that bekind of weird after what we've been through? 247 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:40,093 Well, that was a long time ago. 248 00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:43,216 It had been two months since they'd kiss. 249 00:10:43,337 --> 00:10:46,029 Well, it does sound like a good twist on a wedding film. 250 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:46,564 A film? 251 00:10:46,653 --> 00:10:48,768 Without the corny runaway bride bit in the middle. 252 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:49,622 Oh, well, yeah. 253 00:10:49,727 --> 00:10:53,981 And, so, like many people who no longer felt anything for each other, 254 00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:56,139 they decided to get married. 255 00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:59,457 I'm "N. Bluth," aren't I? Legally, that's my real name. 256 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:02,562 You've been doing all the Iraq business under it thinking that it wouldn't be traceable. 257 00:11:02,654 --> 00:11:04,782 But it is, and I'm going down. 258 00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:07,213 For God's sake, it's a typo, Michael. 259 00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:08,902 What kind of father do you think I am? 260 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,546 They even got your birth date wrong. 261 00:11:10,662 --> 00:11:11,941 That is my birth date. 262 00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:13,342 Close to Christmas. 263 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:14,745 Was that hard? 264 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,033 It's a coincidence, Michael! 265 00:11:17,147 --> 00:11:19,294 You're not N. Bluth. There is no N. Bluth. 266 00:11:19,406 --> 00:11:23,053 I called Jan Eagleman about this, and she says it sounds pretty bad. 267 00:11:23,164 --> 00:11:24,896 You called her? She's with the prosecution. 268 00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:25,901 Just for the mock trial. 269 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:28,086 Yeah, but what if she wasn't, Mi... 270 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,728 You know, I am glad we're having this mock trial, 271 00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:35,337 because it has shown me that you cannot be involved in the real defense. 272 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:37,228 - Oh, come on. - Why can't you be like Buster? 273 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,913 He put himself in a coma to protect this family. 274 00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:41,065 Poor kid. 275 00:11:42,508 --> 00:11:43,896 I have to get down there now. 276 00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:45,170 Shrimpfest is over, Pop. 277 00:11:45,282 --> 00:11:46,164 Really? 278 00:11:46,532 --> 00:11:47,774 Better go to Chili's. 279 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:52,922 Back at the hospital, Lindsay had joined Brian in protest. 280 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,612 All they're doing in there is trying to keep people alive. 281 00:11:55,736 --> 00:11:56,924 It's a life mill! 282 00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:58,408 Oh, hello, Lindsay. 283 00:11:58,522 --> 00:12:01,244 I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine that I met at the gym. 284 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:02,608 Hi. I'm Father Ben. 285 00:12:02,732 --> 00:12:06,810 Ben is a Franciscan who can bench pressover 200 pounds, 286 00:12:06,918 --> 00:12:09,199 and he talked me into protesting, too. 287 00:12:09,303 --> 00:12:10,595 Show them your sign. 288 00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:14,055 No, the other side. 289 00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:18,147 Tobias, Brian and I believe in the dignity of every human being. 290 00:12:18,257 --> 00:12:21,566 Now why don't we leave the fruits with the vegetables and go get a coffee. 291 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:23,200 Do some push-ups. 292 00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:26,539 George Michael and Maeby were also at the hospital, 293 00:12:26,644 --> 00:12:29,758 putting on a wedding for the Alzheimer's patients. 294 00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,883 ...and now they are truly family. 295 00:12:31,994 --> 00:12:33,530 It is permanent. 296 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,602 Eternal. 297 00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:38,284 And Maeby did the thing she had always thought was so corny... 298 00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:39,595 I can't do this. 299 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,018 - I can't do this. - But, we aren't... 300 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:42,199 - What am I doing?! - We're not... 301 00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:43,582 ...and ran away. 302 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:47,198 What are we going to do? 303 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,903 Just give it a minute. 304 00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:54,318 Now it's a Bar Mitzvah. 305 00:12:54,472 --> 00:12:58,145 And as George Michael acted like a boy becoming a man, 306 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:02,350 Michael returned to his office to find a man acting like a boy. 307 00:13:02,439 --> 00:13:03,113 What's this? 308 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,863 Just practicing my testimony. 309 00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:06,014 Needed a fake witness box. 310 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,269 And you couldn't have just taken my stuff off the desk first, 311 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,386 or unplugged my computer? 312 00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:10,950 Justice is swift, Michael. 313 00:13:11,035 --> 00:13:13,019 Plus, we needed to be prepared for our testimony. 314 00:13:13,117 --> 00:13:16,721 You're not doing any of that "My name is Judge" stuff on the stand, okay? 315 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,238 No! They're all out of magazines at the hospital. 316 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:20,569 Besides, I've got a better idea. 317 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,019 Which he got at the hospital. 318 00:13:22,113 --> 00:13:27,202 Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection, coupled with peptic ulcers. 319 00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:30,161 Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies... 320 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:32,425 Check this out! You'll say, "Who's this little friend?" 321 00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:34,847 And I'll say, "Well, he's not really feeling that well." 322 00:13:34,936 --> 00:13:37,128 And you'll say, "Oh, what's wrong the this little guy." 323 00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:38,491 And he'll say... 324 00:13:38,587 --> 00:13:41,886 Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection. 325 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:46,437 Wow... Sounds like you could use some "tricyclene." 326 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:49,018 Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies. 327 00:13:49,107 --> 00:13:52,989 Your lips are still moving, and... you stole the doctor's tape recorder? 328 00:13:53,144 --> 00:13:53,922 Just the tape. 329 00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:54,911 I'm giving it back to him. 330 00:13:55,028 --> 00:13:56,121 - Come on, Michael! - Gob... 331 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,506 I need this! My career needs this. 332 00:13:58,602 --> 00:13:59,879 Dad was right. 333 00:14:00,029 --> 00:14:02,674 If you really cared about this family, you'd be more supportive of me in this. 334 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:06,063 Gob, I'm not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of... 335 00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:08,002 You were going to say "mockery," weren't you? 336 00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:09,899 I was in trouble, like, three words into that. 337 00:14:10,006 --> 00:14:12,237 So, Michael went back to the hospital 338 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,693 when he had a visit from the real prosecutor. 339 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:17,719 Wayne, what you doing here? 340 00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:19,943 We heard about the trial. We want to make a deal with you. 341 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,145 A deal? It's a mock trial. 342 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,192 Read the Patriot Act: 343 00:14:23,292 --> 00:14:25,954 "Anything said in a mock trial or daytime courtroom show 344 00:14:26,059 --> 00:14:29,865 can be used in any real criminal proceeding, or prime-time procedural show, 345 00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:33,438 subject to the interpretation of the presiding judge, or the executive producer." 346 00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:35,512 In our case, Judge Reinhold is both. 347 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:36,997 - Did he get E.P.? - Sure did. 348 00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:38,108 Good for him. 349 00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:40,321 Anyway, you put your dad on the stand, get him talking, 350 00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:41,624 and you get full immunity. 351 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:45,009 If you don't do it, we're going to go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. 352 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,052 You're asking me to conspire against my own client. 353 00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:48,472 Couldn't you go to jail for that? 354 00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:49,920 Think about it, Michael, 355 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:51,794 it may be time to cut and run. 356 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:53,594 Well, we don't do that in my family. 357 00:14:58,437 --> 00:15:03,476 Maeby had just run away from a fake wedding that had gotten a little too real. 358 00:15:03,588 --> 00:15:05,257 Oh! You know about this room, too? 359 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,459 Yeah, it's my dad's exercise room. 360 00:15:07,597 --> 00:15:11,782 Although for all her worldliness, Maeby was still a child in many ways. 361 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:14,528 Um, yeah, I-I come here to think myself sometimes, you know. 362 00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,732 I mean, I always knock first. I-I always do that. 363 00:15:16,856 --> 00:15:18,746 I always do that anyway, no matter what room. 364 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,821 So, um, what happened back there? 365 00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:23,909 I don't know, I guess I just got a little weirded out. 366 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,239 I mean, we're cousins. It's wrong. 367 00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:28,435 Well, you know the Torah tells us that the larger wrong 368 00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:31,383 is to put our own feelings before the commitments we've made. 369 00:15:31,487 --> 00:15:33,471 You know, towards the sick, aged and gross. 370 00:15:33,595 --> 00:15:34,814 That's not in the Torah. 371 00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:37,743 And I mean, you know, we weren't there for ourselves today. 372 00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:40,259 We were there to bring happiness to others. 373 00:15:40,444 --> 00:15:46,620 And... I just... I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today. 374 00:15:46,716 --> 00:15:48,587 Again, not true. 375 00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:57,249 I mean, you know, I'm not saying it's not weird for me, too. 376 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,659 I'm just saying maybe we could take those weird feelings 377 00:15:59,756 --> 00:16:01,384 and turn them into something positive. 378 00:16:01,489 --> 00:16:03,456 He really wanted that kiss. 379 00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:06,178 I mean, I guess it would be a good way to freak out our parents. 380 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:07,621 Let's freak them out! 381 00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:10,697 Ooh. Hey, you guys know about this room, too, huh? 382 00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:13,444 I'm just looking for some evidence for my trial against Pop-Pop. 383 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,865 For Pop-Pop. 384 00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:20,389 I mean, seriously, Doctor, when are we going to know something? 385 00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:21,872 I'm trying to get on with my life. 386 00:16:21,968 --> 00:16:23,551 Yeah, so is what remains of Buster. 387 00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:25,420 Dr. Farmer, there's a problem in 302. 388 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,094 The patient's having a bad reaction to the tetracycline. 389 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:29,381 Tetracycline? 390 00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:31,111 Didn't I say not to give him that? 391 00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:33,214 Didn't you listen to my notes? 392 00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:36,024 It ain't easy being white 393 00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:37,504 It ain't easy... 394 00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:40,892 I'm trying to get on with my life. And you know what? You can't deal with it. 395 00:16:40,922 --> 00:16:42,056 No, I can't Lindsay. 396 00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:43,085 You're not interested in me. 397 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,584 And you're not capable of intimacy. 398 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:46,286 Well, just fake it! 399 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,667 Coma. 400 00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:53,077 And, believe it or not, that actually got through to them. 401 00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:58,212 Now will you please turn on the Cartoon Network and get the hell out of here? 402 00:16:58,343 --> 00:17:01,118 And the next day, the mock trial began, 403 00:17:01,242 --> 00:17:04,937 as did the mock episode of what had now been renamed... 404 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,918 Mock Trial With J. Reinhold. 405 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,693 Take one. In five, four, three... 406 00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:13,269 Mock trial with J. Reinhold 407 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:16,115 Mock trial with J. Reinhold 408 00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:18,573 Mock trial with J. Reinhold 409 00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:20,241 Mock trial! 410 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:25,642 All rise for acting's highest honor, Judge Reinhold. 411 00:17:25,765 --> 00:17:29,376 Judge Reinhold is neither a real judge, nor has he received acting's highest honor. 412 00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,581 Wow. Thank you. 413 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:37,054 That's the first time I ever got a standing ovation before the show. 414 00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:39,385 They're not clapping. 415 00:17:39,494 --> 00:17:41,032 They don't in a courtroom. 416 00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:43,356 Please be seated. 417 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:45,181 The proceedings got underway, 418 00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:49,318 and the Bluths set about pretending they were a family that sticks together. 419 00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:53,268 You never heard anyone in your family discuss plans to either travel to Iraq, 420 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,865 or... do business there? 421 00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:59,700 Well, I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife, 422 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:03,987 that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and... 423 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:04,977 Your witness. 424 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,470 I have nothing. 425 00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:11,090 Oh, how should I know where the money comes from. 426 00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:16,494 I just know where it goes-- to taking care of my poor, comatose son. 427 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:19,890 And if this were the real trial, I'd cry here. 428 00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:21,874 I'm saving my good stuff, too. 429 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:23,731 I've no cross at this time. 430 00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:26,628 Now this is why you're not handling my real defense. 431 00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:28,710 I have one witness, Dad, and he'll clearevery thing up. 432 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,442 Gob had a little trouble. 433 00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:31,766 State your name. 434 00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:34,537 My name is Judge. 435 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,373 What kind of name is that, "Magazine"? 436 00:18:37,505 --> 00:18:40,807 I'm just going to go ahead and jump in right here. I have nothing for him. 437 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,499 But now it was Michael's turn. 438 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,707 Well, listen, have fun out there, because this is the last time 439 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,626 you're going to see this side of a courtroom 440 00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:50,278 till your second wife divorces your freckled ass. 441 00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,035 Look at that, you just blew your wedding speech. 442 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,310 I'd like to jump right ahead to calling a surprise witness. 443 00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:57,400 Only witnesses on the list. 444 00:18:57,489 --> 00:18:58,889 Oh, he's on the list. 445 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,409 I would like to call to the stand... 446 00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:05,621 Franklin Delano Bluth. 447 00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:07,623 You're calling Franklin, Mikey? 448 00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:08,856 I sure am, pal. 449 00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:10,474 I support my brother. 450 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,889 It ain't easy being white 451 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,944 It ain't easy being brown 452 00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,166 You're my bro 453 00:19:19,747 --> 00:19:23,045 - Not my brother. - You Honor, this is highly unusual. 454 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:26,220 Well, I'm very curious to see where this is going. I'm going to allow it. 455 00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:29,787 But I'm warning you, Mr. Bluth, this better make for a good promo. 456 00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:32,739 I was approached by the real prosecution recently, 457 00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:37,565 and was asked if I would be willing to turn on my family and save myself. 458 00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:42,673 Would you please press the "play" button on the tape recorder inside the puppet. 459 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:46,053 If you don't do it, we're going to go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. 460 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,281 You're asking me to conspire against my own client. 461 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,119 Couldn't you go to jail for that? 462 00:19:51,121 --> 00:19:52,111 Think about it, Michael. 463 00:19:52,196 --> 00:19:54,521 Well, it looks like we've got a mistrial. 464 00:19:54,631 --> 00:19:58,998 But on the plus side, we've also got a Hung Jury-- hit it! 465 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,708 Mock trial with J. Reinhold 466 00:20:01,816 --> 00:20:04,469 Mock trial with J. Reinhold 467 00:20:04,572 --> 00:20:06,983 Mock trial with J. Reinhold... 468 00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:09,134 You did good out there, Michael. 469 00:20:09,534 --> 00:20:12,653 But it's just a mock trial. Why don't you just take it to the grand jury? 470 00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:14,348 I wanted to prove to you that I could do it. 471 00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:17,223 I'm going to a grand jury with that now. 472 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:21,115 Actually, Michael had no idea that's what he was supposed to do. 473 00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:22,890 Nice job. You have a real shot. 474 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,085 You all stuck together, and that's what wins case. 475 00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,058 We don't abandon each other. 476 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,600 No one's closer than the Bluth family. 477 00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:30,395 They were. 478 00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:33,546 I know pronounce you husband and wife. 479 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:37,841 For as it turns out, the fake priest was called to a patient's room, 480 00:20:37,934 --> 00:20:41,863 and Father Ben filled in-- not knowing it was fake. 481 00:20:41,985 --> 00:20:44,557 And that's how the kids got married. 482 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,608 On the next... Arrested development 483 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,639 Mock Trial With J. Reinhold leads to imitators. 484 00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:54,163 Please be seated. 485 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,039 Hard to sit when you got someone's hand up your ass. 486 00:20:58,329 --> 00:21:00,793 All right, let's lose the puppet. 487 00:21:00,935 --> 00:21:05,341 And Michael discovers that he wasn't "N. Bluth" after all. 488 00:21:06,554 --> 00:21:08,811 I have an older sister? 489 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,077 So much for not abandoning family. 490 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,304 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net