1 00:00:00,666 --> 00:00:02,237 The Bluth's were desperate. 2 00:00:02,327 --> 00:00:03,446 I assume you've all seen this. 3 00:00:03,541 --> 00:00:05,612 The press had them all but finished. 4 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:06,688 What, what is it? 5 00:00:06,767 --> 00:00:08,684 This isn't really going to work over the phone, Dad. 6 00:00:08,773 --> 00:00:11,310 Then get Bob Loblaw to hire to hire me another surrogate. 7 00:00:11,393 --> 00:00:12,280 That's kind of the point. 8 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:16,272 Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us, because someone wanted a boyfriend. 9 00:00:16,365 --> 00:00:17,869 Don't blame me. 10 00:00:17,962 --> 00:00:19,461 I was talking to Lindsay, actually, 11 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:21,482 but he was clearly turned off to the both of you. 12 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,193 But now we're going to need a new lawyer. 13 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:27,247 And that is going to mean about a $100,000 retainer. 14 00:00:27,335 --> 00:00:30,790 If we want a chance of keeping this family going past the next few weeks, 15 00:00:30,876 --> 00:00:32,694 we're going to have to pull out all the stops. 16 00:00:33,279 --> 00:00:34,404 What am I talking about? 17 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:37,825 I'm talking about all of you getting jobs. 18 00:00:37,928 --> 00:00:39,792 Now the best place to look for a job... 19 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,304 Who threw the tomato? 20 00:00:42,086 --> 00:00:44,369 Well, how the hell are we going to get 100 grand? 21 00:00:44,455 --> 00:00:46,410 Well, I know this isn't exactly what you're looking for, 22 00:00:46,488 --> 00:00:48,760 but Maeby was just accepted into private school. 23 00:00:48,852 --> 00:00:50,361 And I've sent the check in already. 24 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:52,098 No, that's not what I'm looking for at all. 25 00:00:52,192 --> 00:00:54,794 Michael, it's the most prestigious private school in town. 26 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:56,376 Oh, no, not the Milford Academy. 27 00:00:56,483 --> 00:01:01,586 Children were neither were to be seen nor heard at the school Buster had attended. 28 00:01:01,874 --> 00:01:05,556 It's the exact opposite. It's called "Openings." 29 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:06,920 Oh, great. That sounds like another one 30 00:01:07,002 --> 00:01:10,538 of those gradeless, structureless, new age feel-gooderies. 31 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:14,246 They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. 32 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:15,727 I mean, I know you don't have any. 33 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:17,381 The boy who couldn't cry. 34 00:01:17,484 --> 00:01:18,877 He's a robot! 35 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:22,123 Michael can cry. He doesn't want to rust. 36 00:01:22,238 --> 00:01:25,189 Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. 37 00:01:25,288 --> 00:01:26,124 Tin man? 38 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:27,307 Is that what he's called? 39 00:01:27,412 --> 00:01:28,199 He knows. 40 00:01:28,293 --> 00:01:29,536 You know, Lindsay, since you already sent the check, 41 00:01:29,619 --> 00:01:30,667 this is how you're going to pay for it. 42 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:32,201 You're gonna be in charge of the house from now on, okay? 43 00:01:32,282 --> 00:01:33,837 The cooking, the cleaning, all of it. 44 00:01:33,925 --> 00:01:35,977 You're going to put Lindsay in charge of the cooking? 45 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:37,288 At least you'll lose weight. 46 00:01:37,382 --> 00:01:39,433 You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever cooked for us, 47 00:01:39,523 --> 00:01:41,364 was the morning Rosa's mom died. 48 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:43,855 You gave us cereal in an ashtray. 49 00:01:43,951 --> 00:01:46,060 Gob, pal, how about you? Can you find some work? 50 00:01:46,163 --> 00:01:47,467 Oh, sure, Michael. 51 00:01:47,997 --> 00:01:50,054 As what, a waiter? 52 00:01:50,162 --> 00:01:52,145 Can I get you something, madam? 53 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,462 I will have a vodka, though. 54 00:01:57,559 --> 00:01:58,180 What? Oh. 55 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,362 You know, if you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life, 56 00:02:00,457 --> 00:02:02,284 you'd know that there's no indignity in it. 57 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,851 Great. She'll have a vodka. 58 00:02:03,952 --> 00:02:07,585 Instead of us all selling out and becoming housewives and waiters, 59 00:02:07,687 --> 00:02:08,898 why don't we have a big event? 60 00:02:08,992 --> 00:02:12,549 Some sort of "save our Bluths" type thing. 61 00:02:14,236 --> 00:02:17,453 We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner. Ask for donations. 62 00:02:17,564 --> 00:02:20,110 As long as we don't look desperate. 63 00:02:20,211 --> 00:02:22,918 We want them to think we'll take their help, but we don't need it. 64 00:02:23,004 --> 00:02:24,515 I should be seen a lot at the club. 65 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,998 Yeah, our backs are against the wall, it's just 66 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:29,716 hard to accept that it's really come to begging. 67 00:02:29,812 --> 00:02:32,255 Some times it's the only way to stay in the game. 68 00:02:32,388 --> 00:02:34,848 Please tell your friends about this show. 69 00:02:41,969 --> 00:02:45,384 Michael had asked Lindsay to take care of the house, 70 00:02:45,484 --> 00:02:46,787 and to his surprise... 71 00:02:46,902 --> 00:02:48,485 - You're sort of doing it. - ...she was sort of doing it. 72 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:49,557 Yeah, check it out. 73 00:02:49,658 --> 00:02:52,473 I found that canned ham that we'd had forever, 74 00:02:52,571 --> 00:02:55,822 and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I'm calling it? 75 00:02:55,911 --> 00:02:56,603 Soup? 76 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,918 Hot ham water. 77 00:02:58,009 --> 00:03:00,394 You know, I'm actually a really good mom. 78 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:02,179 I think it's 'cause Maeby's never around. 79 00:03:02,281 --> 00:03:04,742 You should send George Michael to Openings, too. 80 00:03:04,837 --> 00:03:06,928 Yes, it could help him express his feelings. 81 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:09,032 My son expresses himself just fine. 82 00:03:09,143 --> 00:03:10,143 Isn't that right, son? 83 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,284 What? Yeah... fine. 84 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,865 Uh, yes, I don't care. 85 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:14,811 What's up? 86 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,210 Yes, he's a regular Freddy Wilson, that one. 87 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:18,765 I don't know that reference. 88 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,182 I don't either. 89 00:03:20,813 --> 00:03:22,819 I don't know either. 90 00:03:22,928 --> 00:03:24,369 It's this guy. 91 00:03:24,729 --> 00:03:27,284 My son's just fine where he is. And he's got the SAT's coming up. 92 00:03:27,366 --> 00:03:29,178 You got to do well on those. You studying upstairs? 93 00:03:29,279 --> 00:03:31,923 Yeah, I'm just taking a three real quick, so I can get a cream soda. 94 00:03:32,016 --> 00:03:32,980 Oh, I'll get that for you. 95 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:34,533 No, I will get it. I have to get it myself. 96 00:03:34,635 --> 00:03:35,576 Just, relax... 97 00:03:37,578 --> 00:03:38,514 ...just check the stove. 98 00:03:40,671 --> 00:03:43,357 You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment 99 00:03:43,445 --> 00:03:46,210 and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, 100 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:49,140 George Michael has been acting strange lately. 101 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:59,321 I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences 102 00:03:59,395 --> 00:04:02,057 refer to obsessive-compulsive disorder. 103 00:04:02,155 --> 00:04:04,409 Or the O.C. disorder. 104 00:04:04,508 --> 00:04:05,061 Don't call it that. 105 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:08,765 I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself. 106 00:04:08,877 --> 00:04:10,551 Actually, it was because he was afraid 107 00:04:10,643 --> 00:04:13,522 his Aunt Lindsay was going to burn the house down. 108 00:04:13,627 --> 00:04:15,319 Hi, how are you? 109 00:04:20,321 --> 00:04:21,319 Cream soda. 110 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,770 Maybe he does need this school. 111 00:04:23,856 --> 00:04:25,103 Did you see this letter? 112 00:04:25,207 --> 00:04:27,075 You know, it's done wonders for Maeby. 113 00:04:27,173 --> 00:04:28,545 "Maeby is an exceptional young lady." 114 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:29,117 Exceptional. 115 00:04:29,234 --> 00:04:31,267 "We are sure that she is destined for great things..." 116 00:04:31,363 --> 00:04:32,185 Great things. 117 00:04:32,311 --> 00:04:34,980 "...and we wish her luck in all her..." 118 00:04:37,001 --> 00:04:38,009 It says, "over." 119 00:04:38,121 --> 00:04:39,691 Probably have to crack this open to be sure, 120 00:04:39,775 --> 00:04:41,934 but this sounds like an expulsion letter. 121 00:04:42,023 --> 00:04:43,638 "She's never been to class." 122 00:04:43,735 --> 00:04:46,038 What kind of boarding school would lose track of its students? 123 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:47,608 Openings is not a boarding school. 124 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:49,526 I thought it was a boarding school, too. 125 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:53,324 Actually, Maeby had been on the set of a film called Snowboarding School 2, 126 00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:56,142 in her secret life as a film executive. 127 00:04:56,244 --> 00:04:58,440 There goes that non-refundable tuition. 128 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,515 You know, it is the one rule that they do have there. 129 00:05:00,609 --> 00:05:01,877 She should be punished for this. 130 00:05:01,998 --> 00:05:04,320 You know, Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother, 131 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,988 than maybe you could start being more of a... 132 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:08,473 Non-traditional mother. Yes, you're right. 133 00:05:08,595 --> 00:05:10,458 After all, I am her father. 134 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,176 Burners are still off and I re-washed all the clothes. 135 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,811 And that's when Michael decided that perhaps Maeby's tuition 136 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:19,251 didn't have to go to waste after all. 137 00:05:19,365 --> 00:05:23,328 Meanwhile, Lucille went to work soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser. 138 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:25,429 I mean, we have plenty of money, don't get me wrong. 139 00:05:25,536 --> 00:05:29,487 But we can't use our personal assets to defend the company. 140 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:32,781 Just then, Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh. 141 00:05:32,889 --> 00:05:34,765 Your drink, madam. 142 00:05:35,951 --> 00:05:38,259 - Can I get you anything? - Get that one out of here. 143 00:05:38,402 --> 00:05:39,787 As you please. 144 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,882 But Lucille had never made eye contact with a waiter. 145 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,333 Can you drop these off at two? 146 00:05:44,623 --> 00:05:45,617 Why not. 147 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,571 I'm just a waiter. 148 00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:49,443 So he kept it up. 149 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,006 We're all out of the halibut. 150 00:05:52,716 --> 00:05:54,255 The joke was over... 151 00:05:54,363 --> 00:05:56,744 but the lunch rush was just beginning. 152 00:05:56,809 --> 00:05:58,059 Hey, new guy, you want to seat table four? 153 00:05:58,153 --> 00:06:00,192 Back at the penthouse however... 154 00:06:00,292 --> 00:06:02,291 - My lunch is long overdue. - ...lunch was long overdue. 155 00:06:02,411 --> 00:06:04,346 I don't suppose she left anything for me to eat? 156 00:06:04,438 --> 00:06:07,857 No, just the soup and a half sandwich and a whole sandwich for me. 157 00:06:08,979 --> 00:06:11,283 Hey, so what's going on with the fund-raiser? 158 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:15,573 Well, I don't think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us. 159 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:18,149 Yeah, the HBO's not going to want us. What do we do now? 160 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,894 Well, I think it's show time. 161 00:06:19,999 --> 00:06:21,870 I think we have to have a show during dinner. 162 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,767 Hey, we can have some celebrities in. 163 00:06:23,855 --> 00:06:26,839 You know, Oscar winners like Nicole Kidman... 164 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:28,533 I don't want to just round up a bunch of famous people that have nothing to do 165 00:06:28,627 --> 00:06:31,583 with our family as some sort of cheap stunt. What's that got to do with us? 166 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:34,508 Nothing. But you're going to write a speech about me 167 00:06:34,587 --> 00:06:36,353 so they can see how wonderful I am. 168 00:06:36,436 --> 00:06:38,159 I think we've got a better chance at Nicole Kidman. 169 00:06:38,249 --> 00:06:41,064 Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter. 170 00:06:41,175 --> 00:06:42,737 Do you think you can get him? 171 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:44,380 I'm kidding. Of course, not him. 172 00:06:44,466 --> 00:06:47,504 His brother does teach George Michael at Openings. 173 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:50,809 George Michael is going to that new age feel-goodery? 174 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:51,825 I don't think that's a good idea. 175 00:06:51,909 --> 00:06:53,723 They're going to poison him against you. 176 00:06:53,818 --> 00:06:56,385 Remember what happened when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school? 177 00:06:56,476 --> 00:06:59,213 All of a sudden I was the bad guy to her. 178 00:06:59,314 --> 00:07:02,095 And you don't respect Mom and you don't respect women. 179 00:07:04,072 --> 00:07:05,246 Are you married? 180 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,681 Damn school. 181 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:10,692 I said to the teacher, I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you." 182 00:07:10,779 --> 00:07:13,413 George Sr. did more than just say it. 183 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:16,113 He sent the man a basket of poisoned muffins. 184 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,557 Do you know the Muffin Man? 185 00:07:17,658 --> 00:07:19,733 There's a reward in it if you do. 186 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,215 Then-- would you like some foam in your coffee? 187 00:07:22,312 --> 00:07:26,354 It's called a cuppakeno and wait till you see what it costs. 188 00:07:26,499 --> 00:07:29,204 You can say what you want about the Milford Academy-- 189 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:33,254 the kids that came out of there, prepared for life. 190 00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:34,944 Does anyone know how to eat one of these? 191 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:36,809 You know, George Michael's going to be just fine, okay? 192 00:07:36,905 --> 00:07:39,111 I just want him to know how to express himself. 193 00:07:39,446 --> 00:07:40,058 It doesn't do anything. 194 00:07:40,163 --> 00:07:43,052 He was actually having trouble expressing himself. 195 00:07:43,149 --> 00:07:44,855 Why don't you tell the group about yourself. 196 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:46,933 My name is George Michael Bluth. 197 00:07:47,452 --> 00:07:50,580 I'm a 16-year-old Caucasian male. 198 00:07:50,951 --> 00:07:52,107 My mom died. 199 00:07:52,988 --> 00:07:54,361 And I guess that's it. 200 00:07:55,443 --> 00:07:56,388 Hardly. 201 00:07:56,513 --> 00:07:59,647 See, if it were me, I would say I'm Donny Richter. 202 00:07:59,742 --> 00:08:02,272 I have a brother named Andy. He's an attention hog. 203 00:08:02,367 --> 00:08:04,606 He can't seem to really attract a real audience, 204 00:08:04,703 --> 00:08:06,648 but I love the fat S.O.B. anyway. 205 00:08:06,751 --> 00:08:08,612 I thought you looked like that guy Andy Richter. 206 00:08:08,706 --> 00:08:09,957 You guys are identical twins? 207 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,962 Identical quintuplets, actually. 208 00:08:12,052 --> 00:08:15,248 There was Andy the showoff, Donny the sensitive one, 209 00:08:15,342 --> 00:08:19,214 Jerrifth the flirt, Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double 210 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:22,688 and Emmet who asked that we not show his picture. 211 00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:26,691 Although, composite photography tells us he'd looks something like this. 212 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:27,767 Here's what I want you to do. 213 00:08:27,894 --> 00:08:31,742 I want you to go home tonight and write something about how you really feel. 214 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:32,967 Something critical. 215 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:34,714 Bring it in tomorrow and read it for the group. 216 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,632 Will this go toward my grade? 217 00:08:37,098 --> 00:08:38,993 We don't have grades here. 218 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,885 A student either learns and gets an "L," 219 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,161 or they fluctuate in their learning. 220 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,187 What do we get for that? 221 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,272 An "F." 222 00:08:46,531 --> 00:08:47,457 Mr. F. 223 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:50,731 Maeby, meanwhile, was about to have a learning experience of her own. 224 00:08:50,829 --> 00:08:54,443 Well, well, I understand you've been having trouble with that expensive boarding school. 225 00:08:54,536 --> 00:08:56,091 That's right, I can read. 226 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:59,645 Okay, first of all, Variety got it wrong, all right? We didn't even want this project. 227 00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:01,942 It was a co-finance with Miramax then, poof, Miramax is gone 228 00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:05,566 and we're still on the hook, and it turns out Jamie Kennedy can't even snowboard. 229 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,468 All right, I'll listen to this later. 230 00:09:08,556 --> 00:09:11,408 And don't tell me where you've been. It'll just make me worry more. 231 00:09:11,503 --> 00:09:12,583 But guess what? 232 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,378 There's a new daddy in town. 233 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,352 A discipline daddy. 234 00:09:20,245 --> 00:09:22,623 Oh, it's a... it's a parenting tape. 235 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:24,471 If you want to skip school, that's fine. 236 00:09:24,571 --> 00:09:25,875 You'll just come to work with me. 237 00:09:25,986 --> 00:09:27,578 But you don't have a job. 238 00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:30,300 All right, here, tell you what we're going to do... 239 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:34,099 We are going to stuff each one of these gift bags with 240 00:09:34,197 --> 00:09:38,671 a head shot, some glitter, and a decorative hand soap. 241 00:09:38,774 --> 00:09:41,405 And we're going to send them to every casting director in town. 242 00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:43,801 And don't forget the funny notes. 243 00:09:43,969 --> 00:09:45,688 "I know where you live. Ha-ha." 244 00:09:45,787 --> 00:09:46,924 Casting directors hate this. 245 00:09:47,051 --> 00:09:48,503 They really do. 246 00:09:49,303 --> 00:09:50,950 The glitter queen struck again. 247 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,532 Never hire Tobias Funke. 248 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:56,799 And back at the country club, something unusual had happened. 249 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,734 Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. 250 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,744 Unless... did you expect me to follow you to your car? 251 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,245 They're your tips. 252 00:10:03,362 --> 00:10:04,059 Tips? 253 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:08,396 And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life. 254 00:10:09,335 --> 00:10:11,746 Lindsay, meanwhile, was being a mother 255 00:10:11,847 --> 00:10:13,889 when someone showed up who needed one. 256 00:10:13,976 --> 00:10:14,769 How'd you get here? 257 00:10:14,868 --> 00:10:18,754 I walked. I tried hitchhiking, but it's hard to do without a thumb. 258 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:19,963 I'm so hungry. 259 00:10:20,081 --> 00:10:23,167 Would you like to try some of this? 260 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,132 It's so watery. 261 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:29,220 And yet there's a smack of ham to it. 262 00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:31,366 It's hot ham water. 263 00:10:31,469 --> 00:10:34,996 Upstairs, George Michael was struggling with his assignment. 264 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,653 Can you think of anything critical to say about my dad? 265 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:38,885 Are you serious? 266 00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:42,331 I have glitter in my lungs from making goody bags for casting directors. 267 00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:44,394 And he's giving me 100 more to do for homework. 268 00:10:44,497 --> 00:10:47,889 It's like I don't do my homework, George Michael does my homework. 269 00:10:48,107 --> 00:10:51,224 And that's when he decided it was time to cheat off of her. 270 00:10:51,325 --> 00:10:53,456 You know it might help if you expressed yourself. 271 00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:57,752 It also gave him an opportunity to smell her neck. 272 00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:00,060 And the next day, Michael drove to Openings 273 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:03,395 in the hopes of recruiting Donny's brother for the fundraiser 274 00:11:03,506 --> 00:11:06,955 when he noticed his son expressing himself rather well. 275 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:10,990 He pretends he's the great father all of a sudden and acts like he's all worried about me, 276 00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:14,798 but it turns out he just does it so I can help him with his joke of a career. 277 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,975 No wonder Mom wanted out so bad. 278 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,095 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 279 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:24,532 Gob, meanwhile, was several days into being an accidental waiter. 280 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,135 And he discovered that a little flirting helped bring in the tips. 281 00:11:28,236 --> 00:11:31,678 If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little suger. 282 00:11:31,786 --> 00:11:37,047 Oh, Gob... you could charm the black off a telegram boy. 283 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:40,088 Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies. 284 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:42,250 His name is Andy something. 285 00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:45,829 I think he's Ed McMahon's kid, a song and dance man. 286 00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:49,251 Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fundraiser, 287 00:11:49,362 --> 00:11:51,108 but still hadn't noticed him... 288 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:52,535 We'll have the lobster tail. 289 00:11:52,643 --> 00:11:53,768 ...until this happened. 290 00:11:53,871 --> 00:11:57,911 And maybe later you can save a little piece of tail for me. 291 00:11:59,004 --> 00:12:00,128 Come on! 292 00:12:00,861 --> 00:12:04,868 I hope that isn't the sort of humor Andy McMahon will be doing. 293 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,059 Lobster, ma'am? 294 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,278 And Michael went to confront Donny. 295 00:12:08,381 --> 00:12:11,860 Hey, nice haircut. And thanks for turning my son against me. 296 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,239 Oh, oh, no, no, I'm Andy. 297 00:12:14,331 --> 00:12:15,137 Oh. 298 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:16,493 Sorry. 299 00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:17,406 Oh, hey. 300 00:12:17,512 --> 00:12:19,763 How'd you feel about coming to a fundraiser at our house? 301 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,283 How much does it pay? 302 00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:23,342 - It's just a free dinner... - I'll be there. 303 00:12:23,439 --> 00:12:24,155 Great. 304 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,758 I'll be in the cafeteria. 305 00:12:25,935 --> 00:12:27,689 Ugh, he's such a pig. 306 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,283 You should know about bad mouthing family members. 307 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:32,600 I heard what you had my son say out there. 308 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:34,495 He chose what to say. 309 00:12:34,595 --> 00:12:36,551 Maybe we should include him in this. 310 00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:38,689 No need. You're the one that poisoned him against me. 311 00:12:38,795 --> 00:12:40,245 How would you like that done to you? 312 00:12:40,358 --> 00:12:43,153 Are you threatening to poison me? 313 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:46,577 I'm just expressing myself, man. 314 00:12:49,306 --> 00:12:50,539 What did I tell you? 315 00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:52,471 How dare that Donny Richter. 316 00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:55,003 You know, you got to take care of that guy or I will. 317 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,448 Yeah, yeah, let me. 318 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:58,340 This is not your business, no. 319 00:12:58,457 --> 00:12:59,671 I'm just going to pull him out of that school. 320 00:12:59,782 --> 00:13:02,707 You're damn right you are. We can't have this happen, not now. 321 00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:05,749 This family has got to stick together. 322 00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:07,759 I don't want Gob coming to this dinner. 323 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:08,624 Good idea. 324 00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:10,330 Guess where he's been getting his money. 325 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,251 Is he following people to their cars again? 326 00:13:12,349 --> 00:13:13,866 He's a waiter! 327 00:13:13,991 --> 00:13:15,691 He is? Well, that's great. 328 00:13:15,787 --> 00:13:17,232 No, it's not great. 329 00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:19,174 Well, am I the only one that thinks that this family 330 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,302 is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable? 331 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,562 I mean, that's what people want to see. 332 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,605 Lindsay's taking care of the house. 333 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,662 Oh, I forgot about that. 334 00:13:26,754 --> 00:13:29,951 Tell the "housewife" she's not coming either. 335 00:13:30,217 --> 00:13:31,800 If you don't want her, you don't want me either. 336 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,493 She's taking care of me. 337 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:36,342 She glued my thumb back on. 338 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,950 Sister's my new mother, Mother. 339 00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,804 And is it just me, or is she looking hotter, too? 340 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:41,600 - Well, why don't you marry her? - Maybe I will! 341 00:13:41,712 --> 00:13:43,625 We're veering away from relatability again. 342 00:13:44,578 --> 00:13:47,683 Meanwhile, Maeby was getting tired of being with her father. 343 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,803 Now what we do is we paint our lips Joan Crawford red, 344 00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:54,723 pop on a little blue eyeliner and then plant a lipstick kiss on every one of them. 345 00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:55,994 Why the blue eyeliner? 346 00:13:56,115 --> 00:13:58,729 Well, she felt that her eyes were too close together. 347 00:13:58,984 --> 00:13:59,750 Hello? 348 00:14:00,114 --> 00:14:01,361 Uh, y... uh... 349 00:14:01,454 --> 00:14:02,556 It's a casting director. 350 00:14:02,948 --> 00:14:04,525 Yes, he is available. 351 00:14:04,702 --> 00:14:10,114 Uh, let me put my, uh, our assistant on the phone with you. Thank you, yes. 352 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:11,424 I better get changed. 353 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:13,683 Thanks, Deb. 354 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,790 Yeah. So he's Tortured Victim #4, right? 355 00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:17,904 No, that's great. 356 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,880 Yeah, he's really into discipline. 357 00:14:19,999 --> 00:14:22,550 And George Michael was about to get some discipline, too. 358 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,071 You are no longer going to that school. 359 00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:25,964 I don't want to get into a big discussion about it. 360 00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:27,113 But it's just not right for you. 361 00:14:27,207 --> 00:14:28,550 Is this because I cheated off Maeby? 362 00:14:28,629 --> 00:14:30,407 Because I've never done that before, Dad, I swear. 363 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,004 I just couldn't think of anything to write about you, 364 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:34,110 so I asked her to write it about her dad. 365 00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:35,449 You cheated? 366 00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:38,367 Yeah, it was stupid of me. Now Donny's met you. 367 00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:41,111 I mean, he's never going to believe that you were ever up for a part in Wicked. 368 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:43,224 Yeah, well, you know, you do what you have to do. 369 00:14:43,314 --> 00:14:45,181 You think I want to give that speech about Dad at the fundraiser? 370 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,323 Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get a good grade 371 00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:49,896 or you like him to make some money. 372 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,580 Sounds like you're doing a great job over there. 373 00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:53,026 - We're keeping you in. - No, I wasn't... 374 00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,863 Said I don't want to have a whole discussion about it. 375 00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,332 Donny... Oh. 376 00:14:57,475 --> 00:14:59,906 I guess I owe you an apology... 377 00:15:02,391 --> 00:15:03,809 It's Andy again, isn't it? 378 00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:04,707 Rocky. 379 00:15:04,815 --> 00:15:05,980 Andy's the pig. 380 00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:06,966 Well, you're not exactly... 381 00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,733 I'm his stunt double. You think I like this? 382 00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:11,030 I disgust myself. 383 00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:12,327 Let go of my dad, you're going to hurt him. 384 00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:14,910 Oh, no, I'm only making it look like that. 385 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,417 He's totally in charge of the situation. 386 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,251 So what is the problem? 387 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:27,917 Somebody sent my brother Donny a basket of poison muffins. 388 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,191 It could've been the Muffin Man. They never caught him. 389 00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:31,372 How do you know about that? 390 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,856 I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s. 391 00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:36,647 And whatever happened to the Muffin Man? Remember him? 392 00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:39,197 I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin 393 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,685 trying to eat me while I was eating him. 394 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:43,871 It's kind of a fantasy I go to a lot now. 395 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,956 And he says you threatened to poison him. 396 00:15:47,074 --> 00:15:51,264 I was upset. I'd just heard that my son thought I was a horrible father. 397 00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:53,009 But, no, I didn't poison him. 398 00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:55,103 Well, if I find out you did... 399 00:15:56,376 --> 00:16:00,108 Oh, Andy wants to know, at this dinner, you want him to sing or anything? 400 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,609 A song would be fantastic. 401 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:06,255 So, Dad, you saw that? I thought you didn't know what I said about you. 402 00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:08,531 Well, that wasn't exactly the truth. 403 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,910 But don't worry, I know you don't have anything bad to say about me. 404 00:16:11,024 --> 00:16:12,604 Well, no, you know what? I think Donny was right. 405 00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,316 I just wasn't digging deep enough. 406 00:16:14,419 --> 00:16:17,099 I think I might've meant what I said. You never listen to me. 407 00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:20,645 You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to the school, you didn't ask me about what I said. 408 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:23,478 You threatened my teacher. You don't respect me. 409 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,143 How can I respect you, man? 410 00:16:26,439 --> 00:16:30,077 It was a complex situation without an easy solution. 411 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:30,844 Hello? 412 00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:33,573 The caterers didn't show up. I used the club. 413 00:16:33,675 --> 00:16:35,364 They said we owe them too much money. 414 00:16:35,468 --> 00:16:36,868 I guess all those lunches... 415 00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:41,175 I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them. 416 00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:42,421 No one to serve it. 417 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:45,524 We have to make a good impression or we're finished. 418 00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:49,274 Now that's a clear cut situation with a promise of comedy. 419 00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:50,555 Tell your friends. 420 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:57,013 The Save Our Bluths Party was starting to heat up. 421 00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:06,107 But the same could not be said for Lindsay's chicken. 422 00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:07,881 What is going on? They're getting restless. 423 00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,762 I can't offer to ( bleep ) him in front of their husbands. 424 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,210 This is what you're making? 425 00:17:11,326 --> 00:17:12,493 Poached salmonella? 426 00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:13,589 It'll be fine. 427 00:17:13,712 --> 00:17:15,195 I'll just put the sauce on them. 428 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,742 What kind of sauce is that? 429 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,146 Wait, this is the water I thawed the chicken in. 430 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,040 Oh. Well, that should go with chicken. 431 00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:22,083 Yeah. 432 00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,204 Fantastic. 433 00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:25,554 And some powerful players showed up. 434 00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:27,923 George, Bill Kinkaid from Phosco Industries. 435 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:28,749 Sort of. 436 00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:31,316 Hope you don't mind, I sent one of those stupid surrogates. 437 00:17:31,421 --> 00:17:32,712 You got busted, too. 438 00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:34,414 No, I had a prior engagement. 439 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:35,878 I'm at the Fire & Ice Ball. 440 00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:37,952 Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce. 441 00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:39,908 Thank you very much for showing up. 442 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:42,498 Maybe you could just sing while they're bringing out the dinners. 443 00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:45,051 Uh, I'm not Andy. 444 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,136 I'm Emmitt. 445 00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:50,121 Andy sent me over to let you know that he's not going to be able to make it tonight. 446 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,683 Michael was suspicious. 447 00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,003 I mean, think about it-- 448 00:17:53,124 --> 00:17:55,393 We can't show Emmitt without blurring him. 449 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:59,173 Yeah, he's... singing at the Fire & Ice Ball tonight. 450 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,089 Andy Richter is singing at the Fire & Ice Ball? 451 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,610 I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins, too. 452 00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:07,787 Muffins? 453 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,928 Oh, my God, Dad. 454 00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:11,819 You're the Muffin Man? 455 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,638 You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s? 456 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,785 Just the first two. The others were copycats. 457 00:18:16,885 --> 00:18:18,298 You poisoned Donny, didn't you? 458 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,798 We're losing them. Come on, come on. 459 00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:25,535 Have your attention. My son would like to say just a couple of words about me. 460 00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:28,216 And that's when Michael noticed his own son. 461 00:18:29,013 --> 00:18:29,982 You came, huh? 462 00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:33,262 Yeah, well, it was wrong of me to say what I did about how I felt. 463 00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:34,914 No, you said what you felt. 464 00:18:35,012 --> 00:18:36,894 And maybe it's about time I did the same thing. 465 00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:41,082 So why don't we just let him express himself. Go ahead, son. 466 00:18:41,216 --> 00:18:46,451 Um, I was going to say that you don't know who my father really is 467 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,214 and that what has happened to us is a great injustice, 468 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:53,306 that we were never really given a fair chance. 469 00:18:53,478 --> 00:18:55,067 But that's not the truth. 470 00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,981 We've been given plenty of chances. 471 00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:03,242 And maybe the Bluths just aren't worth saving, maybe we're not that likable, you know. 472 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,649 We're very self-centered. 473 00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,239 And my father may be the worst of us. 474 00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:12,703 Me, too. You know, I seem to... I threaten people who I don't feel support me. 475 00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,097 He poisons them. 476 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,681 Anyway, here's my advice to you. 477 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:20,211 Go ahead and take yourself a goody bag and get out of here while you can. 478 00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:25,756 The speech was disturbing, the food inedible 479 00:19:25,856 --> 00:19:28,416 and the gift bags... pretty frightening. 480 00:19:28,539 --> 00:19:31,191 And when Gob realized he wouldn't get tipped... 481 00:19:31,259 --> 00:19:32,870 Wait, no, no! Where's everyone going? 482 00:19:32,996 --> 00:19:34,433 ...the service got a little worse. 483 00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:36,450 No one's leaving until I get my money! 484 00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:38,145 I'll follow you to your cars! 485 00:19:38,222 --> 00:19:41,601 Oh, and then that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. 486 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,882 My thumb! 487 00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:46,916 All in all, it was one of the Bluth's better dinner parties. 488 00:19:48,684 --> 00:19:50,164 Hey, what'd you think of the speech? 489 00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,927 You'd do great at Openings. 490 00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:55,349 You know, pal, you do not have to go there. 491 00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:56,833 I've just been very worried about your behavior. 492 00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,877 You know, you're always turning off burners and irons and 493 00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:04,236 it may be OCD. 494 00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:08,507 OCD? No, I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay. She never turns things off. 495 00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:09,577 Well... 496 00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,425 Guess that explains why I saw the hedge trimmer zipping around the drive way. 497 00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,893 I did it again, didn't I? I'm so self-centered. 498 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:18,105 From now on, I want you to just tell me what's on your mind, okay? 499 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,988 And I promise I won't just hear what I want to hear. Okay? 500 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,344 - I love my cousin. - Love you, too, pal. 501 00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:33,489 On the next... Arreted Development 502 00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:36,511 The Bluth family gets some good news. 503 00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:38,794 They're all sending in donations. 504 00:20:38,897 --> 00:20:40,268 And you know what key was? 505 00:20:40,381 --> 00:20:41,330 Your speech. 506 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,925 It didn't sound desperate. 507 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,859 Well, I guess it really doesn't pay to be desperate. 508 00:20:46,282 --> 00:20:48,158 It sure doesn't. 509 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,044 And... cut! 510 00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:55,760 Let's not celebrate yet. We still got the west coast feed, guys. 511 00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:57,108 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss