1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:03,461 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:03,544 --> 00:00:07,200 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:13,131 --> 00:00:14,990 It's Arrested Development... 4 00:00:18,078 --> 00:00:23,155 Michael was trying to include his brother in the business at his father's request. 5 00:00:23,595 --> 00:00:26,868 So, the last couple of months have seen us hemorrhaging money. 6 00:00:27,289 --> 00:00:31,131 But he was finding himself overwhelmed by the change. 7 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:33,181 Is it my turn to speak yet? I've got a good one. 8 00:00:33,263 --> 00:00:34,846 We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks. 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,252 That's not a trick, Michael. 10 00:00:36,395 --> 00:00:38,362 It's a business opportunity. 11 00:00:39,741 --> 00:00:41,960 Okay, you can turn the music off. I already shot my wad. 12 00:00:42,462 --> 00:00:43,261 Off. 13 00:00:43,784 --> 00:00:44,997 No, that's tape. 14 00:00:48,005 --> 00:00:52,870 I have got a quick way for us to literally be showered with money. 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,905 That's where the penny thing with the... 16 00:00:58,510 --> 00:00:59,347 Bonus. 17 00:00:59,446 --> 00:01:03,668 Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia. 18 00:01:03,766 --> 00:01:05,602 I think they're called Colombians. 19 00:01:05,688 --> 00:01:08,784 Oh, I forgot, we're being politically correct now. 20 00:01:10,076 --> 00:01:13,406 Anyway, there's a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us. 21 00:01:13,446 --> 00:01:17,413 I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints for 100 grand! 22 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,537 Gob, we're prohibited from doing any business outside the country 23 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,965 while we're under investigation. 24 00:01:22,045 --> 00:01:23,944 Translation: Wish I'd thought of that. 25 00:01:24,023 --> 00:01:25,496 Nice translating, Dad. 26 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,520 Oh, also had this slogan made up. 27 00:01:28,613 --> 00:01:32,101 "A Colombian cartel that won't kidnap and kill you." 28 00:01:32,197 --> 00:01:34,921 I underlined "won't," 'cause it makes the competition look like... 29 00:01:34,997 --> 00:01:36,374 I'm serious: we're not doing it. 30 00:01:36,424 --> 00:01:40,088 It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck. 31 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:42,189 It's not stupid. You're stupid. 32 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,170 Nice pout, Dad. 33 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,945 I wasn't calling you stupid. I was calling the idea stupid. 34 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:48,278 And if you'd spend a little bit more time learning about the business 35 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:50,467 and less time with tricks, you'd know that. 36 00:01:50,589 --> 00:01:52,949 If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now, 37 00:01:53,038 --> 00:01:55,711 I would leap across this table and... you know what? Forget it. 38 00:01:56,845 --> 00:01:58,033 Let's go ahead and take five. 39 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,779 Michael was frustrated 40 00:02:00,144 --> 00:02:03,061 and returned to his office to find Lindsay. 41 00:02:03,151 --> 00:02:04,324 Boy, Gob is driving me crazy. 42 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:07,653 I finally got rid of him for a little while, and Dad put him right back in the business. 43 00:02:07,771 --> 00:02:09,302 You two have always fought. 44 00:02:09,398 --> 00:02:10,873 I think I even have video of that. 45 00:02:10,975 --> 00:02:12,351 You and half of Orange County. 46 00:02:12,443 --> 00:02:16,682 As children, George Sr. would often provoke the boys to fight one another. 47 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:18,251 He's calling you a liar. 48 00:02:18,412 --> 00:02:20,482 I don't want your cards, Michael! 49 00:02:20,566 --> 00:02:23,219 He believed it created a competitive spirit, 50 00:02:23,302 --> 00:02:26,015 which equipped them for the challenges of life. 51 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,172 Let's keep it in frame. 52 00:02:27,257 --> 00:02:30,634 He also believed footage of the tussles would be a big hit 53 00:02:30,726 --> 00:02:33,164 in the burgeoning home video market. 54 00:02:33,547 --> 00:02:37,106 He soon franchised the concept with such titles as: 55 00:02:37,195 --> 00:02:38,876 Boyfights 2, 56 00:02:40,669 --> 00:02:42,694 A Boyfights Cookout, 57 00:02:43,148 --> 00:02:47,570 and Backseat Boyfights: The Trip to Uncle Jack's 70th. 58 00:02:47,663 --> 00:02:48,973 How do you think I feel? 59 00:02:49,076 --> 00:02:50,209 You weren't even in the tapes. 60 00:02:50,305 --> 00:02:52,252 Uh, no, I was talking about my marriage. 61 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:53,777 Are we still talking about the tapes? 62 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,657 Apparently not. What's going on with your marriage? 63 00:02:55,746 --> 00:03:00,118 Well, as you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going. 64 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:02,112 Very secret. He doesn't even know, does he? 65 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:04,037 He has not known of it. That's correct. 66 00:03:04,124 --> 00:03:08,136 But, last night, he finally responded to one of my little hints. 67 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:09,713 Why won't you ( bleep ) me?! 68 00:03:09,801 --> 00:03:11,137 Look, I'm not blind. 69 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,997 You're an attractive woman, and you've been dressing like a common whore. 70 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:15,288 Well, I've been trying. 71 00:03:15,376 --> 00:03:17,850 But you asked me to represent you in your divorce. 72 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,360 I can't see a client. 73 00:03:19,462 --> 00:03:21,324 Well, then recommend somebody else. 74 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:25,111 Well, our copy boy's very striking, but he often has toner on his fingers. 75 00:03:25,202 --> 00:03:26,757 I meant another lawyer. 76 00:03:27,351 --> 00:03:31,726 So now, I have to tell Tobias we're getting divorced, you know, break the news to Maeby, 77 00:03:31,802 --> 00:03:34,307 plus fit an eyebrow pluck in there all before the weekend. 78 00:03:34,392 --> 00:03:36,958 Perhaps you can talk to Maeby while you're getting your eyebrows plucked. 79 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:39,550 It'll look like your eyes are watering 'cause you're sad. 80 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:43,296 Later that day, Michael went to his parents apartment to talk 81 00:03:43,379 --> 00:03:46,057 about the problem he was having with Gob. 82 00:03:46,623 --> 00:03:47,298 What's going on here? 83 00:03:47,374 --> 00:03:51,089 Well, they're painting the whole building, so I'm having the inside done, too. 84 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:53,410 And that goes into storage, right? 85 00:03:53,496 --> 00:03:55,156 Not into your apartment. 86 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:56,501 Que? 87 00:03:56,822 --> 00:03:59,228 What's Spanish for "I know you speak English"? 88 00:03:59,321 --> 00:04:01,205 Mom, if you're gonna speak to these guys like this, 89 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:02,862 you might want to sleep with one eye open. 90 00:04:02,971 --> 00:04:05,260 Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place. 91 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:07,823 Paint fumes are deadly. 92 00:04:08,077 --> 00:04:09,619 You know Dad's under house arrest here? 93 00:04:09,703 --> 00:04:11,773 It'll be nice to get a break from him, too. 94 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:15,156 Besides, I certainly can't recuperate here. 95 00:04:15,264 --> 00:04:16,259 Recuperate? 96 00:04:16,636 --> 00:04:18,160 I didn't want to worry anyone. 97 00:04:18,248 --> 00:04:21,630 It's a routine procedure, very common for women my age. 98 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,449 I see, the apartment's not the only thing getting a face-lift. 99 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:27,590 Hope you kept your punch card, you're about due for a free one. 100 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:31,646 No, no, no, you're not getting a centavo until you finish all the work. 101 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,897 You guys are both gonna be sleeping with your eyes open. 102 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:35,645 Mom, however, will not have a choice. 103 00:04:35,722 --> 00:04:37,692 Dad, need you to help me get rid of Gob. 104 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:39,875 That ship sailed 35 years ago. 105 00:04:39,966 --> 00:04:41,155 Doesn't know anything about the business. 106 00:04:41,235 --> 00:04:44,397 Today, he suggested that we do an illegal Colombian deal. 107 00:04:44,538 --> 00:04:46,347 You said that was legal. 108 00:04:46,437 --> 00:04:47,678 That was your idea? 109 00:04:47,772 --> 00:04:49,688 I may have mentioned it. 110 00:04:49,774 --> 00:04:51,749 You told Gob to do it, didn't you? 111 00:04:51,828 --> 00:04:54,096 Did you just want to get us at each other's throats again like you used to do 112 00:04:54,173 --> 00:04:55,847 with the Boyfights videos? 113 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:56,742 Boyfights? 114 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:59,541 - Luchas del Muchachos. - Si, Luchas del Muchachos! 115 00:04:59,637 --> 00:05:00,995 - We had this video. - Si! 116 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,761 The tapes were a big hit in Latin America. 117 00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:06,365 Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with them. 118 00:05:06,449 --> 00:05:08,833 Except for some of the Baby Buster shorts. 119 00:05:08,931 --> 00:05:10,231 Maybe I was trying to teach you something. 120 00:05:10,312 --> 00:05:12,221 Maybe I was trying to teach you how to compete. 121 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:15,719 I didn't do it with Buster and look how he turned out. 122 00:05:15,809 --> 00:05:17,123 He's Buster. 123 00:05:17,337 --> 00:05:18,389 Bebe Buster. 124 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:21,477 Yo quiero leche, yo quiero leche del madre. 125 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:23,576 Even though I'm so old. 126 00:05:24,088 --> 00:05:26,688 Boy, those tapes made quite an impression on these three painters. 127 00:05:26,777 --> 00:05:28,757 I think I turned out pretty darned well, myself. 128 00:05:28,844 --> 00:05:30,389 Oh, you just turned out great. 129 00:05:30,479 --> 00:05:34,525 I used my contacts to get you a job, and you quit! 130 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:40,554 The job was at an Iraqi-owned toy store that was hoping to deter shoplifting. 131 00:05:40,638 --> 00:05:44,370 Okay, I'll just take off this cheap fake, huh? 132 00:05:44,825 --> 00:05:46,553 And we going to put on this sign. 133 00:05:47,512 --> 00:05:49,235 Beautiful. You like? 134 00:05:49,472 --> 00:05:51,394 They only wanted me because I had one hand. 135 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,425 And I won't do it! 136 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:54,000 That's not the way Mother is raising me. 137 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:56,494 Like I won't compete with my older brother anymore, 138 00:05:56,575 --> 00:05:59,046 despite the way Father raised me. 139 00:05:59,128 --> 00:06:00,010 We'll show you. 140 00:06:00,086 --> 00:06:03,038 Just like I showed Mr. al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat. 141 00:06:03,173 --> 00:06:04,977 I stole the sign. 142 00:06:06,218 --> 00:06:08,540 Of course, I left my hand there, also. 143 00:06:10,005 --> 00:06:16,702 But FAO al-Jabaaly Muhammed a-Abat wasn't the only one having trouble scaring kids. 144 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:20,920 So was Hollywood's third youngest movie studio executive, 145 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:22,191 Maeby Funke. 146 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,557 The creature's in your imagination. 147 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,346 That's a bloodsucker? 148 00:06:31,444 --> 00:06:32,659 It looks like Alf. 149 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:34,216 You got a week to fix it. 150 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:36,402 You must be the creature that ate our cat! 151 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,654 And Michael met up with Gob. 152 00:06:40,662 --> 00:06:43,830 Hey, Gob, why didn't you tell me that Colombian thing was Dad's idea? 153 00:06:43,912 --> 00:06:46,459 Well, Dad said not to, because you don't think I'm smart 154 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:48,054 and that I should take credit for it. 155 00:06:48,148 --> 00:06:50,534 Well, it was just Dad trying to turn us against each other again. 156 00:06:50,615 --> 00:06:52,802 And of course, I think you're smart, okay? 157 00:06:52,885 --> 00:06:54,701 Hey, what's going on down there? What are you doing? 158 00:06:54,779 --> 00:06:57,340 You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. 159 00:06:57,429 --> 00:06:59,266 That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. 160 00:06:59,342 --> 00:07:02,672 Look, I know that I don't know about this housing stuff, 161 00:07:02,766 --> 00:07:05,112 but I've got this Christian girlfriend now, 162 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:09,477 and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son. 163 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:12,498 And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and ( bleep ) me. 164 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:16,439 And I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it. 165 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:18,155 Well, as always, Gob, a mixed bag there, 166 00:07:18,234 --> 00:07:21,511 but the middle part sounded pretty admirable for a second, so here's what I want to do. 167 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:24,760 I want to get you your own banana stand franchise, 168 00:07:24,842 --> 00:07:26,661 and you can have Steve work at it. 169 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:27,793 You'd do that for me? 170 00:07:27,872 --> 00:07:30,214 Yes. Yeah, you can design your own shack... 171 00:07:30,313 --> 00:07:31,399 Choose my own location? 172 00:07:31,491 --> 00:07:33,890 Whatever you want. You're gonna be 100% in charge, all right? 173 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:38,386 But the most important thing is that we never let Dad turn us against each other again. 174 00:07:38,781 --> 00:07:39,893 Thanks, Michael. 175 00:07:46,093 --> 00:07:48,303 If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird. 176 00:07:48,397 --> 00:07:49,413 I know it. 177 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,855 And a few days later, Michael got a call from his son. 178 00:07:56,942 --> 00:07:59,702 Hey Dad. Did you know Gob started a banana stand? 179 00:07:59,785 --> 00:08:02,455 Yeah, that was my idea. I'm trying to get us to be less competitive. 180 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:03,947 That's gonna be difficult. 181 00:08:06,301 --> 00:08:08,597 Plus, they have a very aggressive slogan. 182 00:08:13,913 --> 00:08:17,200 Gob had opened a new frozen banana stand, like, 183 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,503 20 feet from the old frozen banana stand. 184 00:08:20,595 --> 00:08:22,613 What's going on? You just thought you'd put the stand right here? 185 00:08:22,686 --> 00:08:23,609 Did the research. 186 00:08:23,687 --> 00:08:25,641 Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold here 187 00:08:25,725 --> 00:08:27,728 on this boardwalk than anywhere in the O.C.? 188 00:08:27,806 --> 00:08:28,364 Don't call it that. 189 00:08:28,452 --> 00:08:30,599 Also, gonna need a check, 'cause I went out of pocket on the new sign. 190 00:08:30,693 --> 00:08:33,439 Oh, and I need some bananas and some chocolate from the other branch. 191 00:08:33,517 --> 00:08:37,129 Just take the sign down. Take the whole booth down. You're cannibalizing our business. 192 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:39,538 You're just scared of a little competish. 193 00:08:39,626 --> 00:08:41,819 You know, you guys don't even have bananas, so I'm not too worried. 194 00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:43,009 In fact, you know what? 195 00:08:43,141 --> 00:08:45,828 Me and my son are gonna kick your little shack's ass. 196 00:08:45,929 --> 00:08:48,165 Dad, it's okay. We can just work together with them. 197 00:08:48,254 --> 00:08:51,249 Dad, that makes sense. We don't really even know the recipe. 198 00:08:51,352 --> 00:08:53,976 There's no recipe, you just freeze a banana, then you stick it in the... 199 00:08:54,071 --> 00:08:55,578 Don't tell them! Stick it in the what?! 200 00:08:55,686 --> 00:08:57,235 It's okay, son. We'll figure it out! 201 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,308 When we do, we'll have the last laugh. 202 00:08:59,401 --> 00:09:01,764 We'll be the laughingstock of the boardwalk. 203 00:09:03,704 --> 00:09:06,891 Meanwhile, Lindsay was preparing for her own competition. 204 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,280 This is Treat. He'll be representing you. 205 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:12,256 He started off as my paralegal, but he's a lawyer now. 206 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:13,741 As of next Monday. 207 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:14,965 Well, we'll fudge that. 208 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,995 Lindsay, just do me one favor. 209 00:09:17,071 --> 00:09:20,295 Don't mention me by name when you talk about your future plans for dating. 210 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,834 It reflects poorly on me. 211 00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:23,906 Right, right, the conflict of interest. 212 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:25,459 Yeah, that, too. 213 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:28,254 Hello, Lindsay. 214 00:09:28,352 --> 00:09:30,287 Tobias. Did you get a lawyer? 215 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:34,419 Only the best-looking and best educated lawyer in the whole O.C. 216 00:09:34,516 --> 00:09:35,841 - Don't call it that. - Okay. 217 00:09:35,926 --> 00:09:37,365 Bob Loblaw. How are you? 218 00:09:37,505 --> 00:09:39,077 Bob's representing you? 219 00:09:39,165 --> 00:09:40,287 He was. 220 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:43,772 One day earlier, Tobias had spoken to him on the phone. 221 00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:45,971 ...whether or not those promises were made explicit. 222 00:09:46,065 --> 00:09:49,937 You want me to be explicit? 223 00:09:50,741 --> 00:09:54,251 Anyway, as it turns out, Bob was offering to be my lawyer. 224 00:09:55,945 --> 00:10:00,180 And that night, Buster arrived with a post-op Lucille. 225 00:10:00,282 --> 00:10:01,662 There she is. 226 00:10:03,714 --> 00:10:05,402 She wants to know where you want to put her. 227 00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:06,604 She can take my room. 228 00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:09,527 She wants to know if I can sleep there, too. 229 00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:12,572 She said that's very important to her. 230 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:14,420 All right, I'll meet you up there, Mother. 231 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,665 You better not lock it! I'll kick it in! 232 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:26,065 Oh, by the way, doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. 233 00:10:26,455 --> 00:10:29,706 I was like, "Make it two weeks! See if I care!" 234 00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:31,579 Got a new hand? 235 00:10:31,721 --> 00:10:33,180 Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. 236 00:10:33,274 --> 00:10:35,808 Guess who I ran into at the prosthetics shop while I was waiting for Mother. 237 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,376 Sorry, no refunds. 238 00:10:37,459 --> 00:10:41,267 And that's why you don't take your foot out of its wrapper. 239 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,996 J. Walter Weatherman. 240 00:10:43,139 --> 00:10:46,217 You're the man who used to scare us as children, and one time as an adult. 241 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:51,466 George Sr. had always used him to teach his children lasting lessons. 242 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:55,677 They usually involved his prosthetic arm being ripped off. 243 00:10:57,205 --> 00:11:01,810 And that's why you always leave a note. 244 00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:03,914 You one of George Bluth's kids? 245 00:11:04,109 --> 00:11:07,169 Hey... I guess you'll be scaring children yourself now. 246 00:11:07,269 --> 00:11:08,537 As a matter of fact, I won't. 247 00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:13,354 If anything, it strengthened my resolve to be more than just a one-armed man. 248 00:11:13,462 --> 00:11:16,393 Even if it means me never taking a job again. 249 00:11:18,614 --> 00:11:19,986 A pulse makes him worth it. 250 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,002 Hello? 251 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:24,707 Listen, I heard that you gave Gob a banana stand. 252 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:27,545 They did great: he and Steve took in over $700. 253 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:28,446 They did? 254 00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:29,365 Yeah. 255 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:31,900 So, I guess the Bluth Company's got a new heir. 256 00:11:31,994 --> 00:11:35,890 And that's when Michael realized it was time to get serious. 257 00:11:36,105 --> 00:11:37,296 George Michael? 258 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,131 You know where the banana suit is? 259 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:45,642 That night, Maeby, displaced by Buster, heard a noise. 260 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:48,938 Hello? 261 00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:50,077 George Michael? 262 00:11:51,403 --> 00:11:52,995 I'm thirsty. 263 00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:58,044 And Maeby knew she had found her blood-sucking creature. 264 00:11:59,289 --> 00:12:03,398 The next day, Michael took off work to man the banana stand 265 00:12:03,497 --> 00:12:05,814 while his son manned a banana. 266 00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:07,098 How you doing there, Champ? 267 00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:08,308 Is my name "Champ"? 268 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:09,262 It's so hot... 269 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,447 Okay, why don't you take five. 270 00:12:10,549 --> 00:12:12,912 Not including the five minutes it takes to get out of this, right? 271 00:12:12,989 --> 00:12:14,717 - You're not getting out of it. - Attention, everyone! 272 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,319 Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? 273 00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:22,576 I give you Barbara and Dee! 274 00:12:25,086 --> 00:12:28,384 Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. 275 00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:30,219 Dad, are they strippers? 276 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,197 If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers. 277 00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:33,641 Well, I guess we have to up the ante. 278 00:12:33,744 --> 00:12:37,357 You know, Dad, then they're just going to up it, and it'll go back and forth all day. 279 00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:39,367 If that's what it takes, that's what we're going to do. 280 00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:40,824 And they did. 281 00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:44,911 But it was less entertaining than you might imagine-- 282 00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:47,706 no matter what music was put under it. 283 00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:08,729 It was kind of funny to "Yellow Submarine," but who could afford it? 284 00:13:12,746 --> 00:13:14,689 So here's what happened at the end. 285 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:17,011 Hey! Stop fighting! Stop! 286 00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:20,218 They're right, okay? This is insane. We're just "Boyfighting" again. 287 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:21,294 And for what? 288 00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:23,420 A Hefty bagfull of pesos. 289 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,919 You've been taking pesos? 290 00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:26,569 Well, dad said I should. 291 00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:28,066 Dad's involved with this? 292 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,485 Well, he chose the location. 293 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,819 And the strippers. 294 00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:32,805 And the sign. Every part of it, really. 295 00:13:32,906 --> 00:13:35,224 Wait a minute, don't you see what's happening here? 296 00:13:35,322 --> 00:13:37,068 Dad's clearly going ahead with the Colombian deal 297 00:13:37,145 --> 00:13:38,504 and he's just laundering it through your banana shack. 298 00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:40,779 He pitted us against each other so I'd be too busy to notice. 299 00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:43,234 Well, you know what? I think it's time for us to teach dad a lesson. 300 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:46,453 Get the person who terrorized us the most in our childhood? 301 00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:47,723 She's still healing. 302 00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:50,093 Let's get J. Walter Weatherman. 303 00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:59,040 Michael and Gob had decided to teach their father a lesson. 304 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,671 So, we need the number of the one-armed man. 305 00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,072 I'm not giving you that. 306 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,321 You want to use his disability to scare someone. 307 00:14:05,419 --> 00:14:07,143 That's everything I'm against. 308 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:08,931 Read the button, Mister! 309 00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:16,657 "The only scary thing about a one-arm man trying to scare someone is the fact..." 310 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,175 "...that he feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare somebody." 311 00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:19,832 It's upside down. 312 00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:22,311 Well, let's see you try to put a button on with this. 313 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,550 Stop screaming. It's not scary! 314 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,104 I'm going to get the number myself, okay? 315 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:28,120 Because we're not going to go through our lives being controlled by this guy. 316 00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,723 What is more pathetic than grown men being scared of their father? 317 00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:32,274 I'm thirsty. 318 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,856 This continued for a while, 319 00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:40,795 and later Michael and Gob went to put their plan in action. 320 00:14:40,885 --> 00:14:42,433 Well, I gave the Colombians back their money and I told them 321 00:14:42,518 --> 00:14:43,846 you had no right to make the deal. 322 00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:46,374 Have to warn you, though, they didn't sound too happy about it. 323 00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:49,215 Let's just hope they don't try to get even by trying to"cirsumventing" the law. 324 00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:50,653 What is that supposed to mean? 325 00:14:50,979 --> 00:14:52,806 Kidnap... or... Michael said... 326 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,790 What, are you kidding? I have an ankle monitor. 327 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:58,287 I can't even go into the hallway without the cops coming up. Stop it. 328 00:14:58,388 --> 00:14:59,396 So, clearly you know what you're doing. 329 00:14:59,488 --> 00:15:02,287 There's an off chance they might just want to take you, leave the ankle. 330 00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:03,997 But... anyhow. 331 00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:05,706 Stall him. 332 00:15:05,984 --> 00:15:08,674 And Michael went to solicit help for the lesson. 333 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:12,505 How would you and some of your friends like to help us teach Mr. Bluth a lesson? 334 00:15:12,676 --> 00:15:14,620 Maybe pose as Colombians? 335 00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:17,038 But we are Guatemalan. Won't he know the difference? 336 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,819 I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine. 337 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,419 Rolando was in The Groundlings. 338 00:15:21,511 --> 00:15:22,608 Just classes. 339 00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,307 Is it going to be unscripted like Curb? 340 00:15:26,355 --> 00:15:30,144 George Sr., meanwhile, had grown suspicious of his sons. 341 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,685 What was that with Michael just now? 342 00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:35,121 He wants to teach you a lesson. 343 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,352 What kind of lesson? 344 00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:37,851 J. Walter Weatherman lesson. 345 00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:40,117 He's going to fake a kidnapping and helicopter ride to Colombia. 346 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:43,050 He's going to teach me a lesson using my own scare toy? 347 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,307 The Weatherman wouldn't do it. 348 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:45,515 I think Buster turned him. 349 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,050 Yeah, well, he'll say yes for me. 350 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:51,027 All right, we'll go along with his lesson-- but we're going to teach him one of our own. 351 00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:52,765 It's got to be a secret, okay? 352 00:15:52,858 --> 00:15:54,874 Between a dad and his... 353 00:15:55,411 --> 00:15:56,805 his favorite son. 354 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,684 Don't worry, Pop. 355 00:16:01,803 --> 00:16:04,173 - Gob Bluth doesn't cave. - Yeah, you just did for me. 356 00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:07,237 - Well, you asked me to, so I thought... - Go. Go. Go. It's fine. 357 00:16:07,355 --> 00:16:10,401 And Lindsay and Tobias were back with the arbitrator. 358 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:13,946 As you know, it is very difficult to establish fault in a divorce, 359 00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:15,933 but one indicator is fidelity. 360 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:19,550 Now, my client has not pursued sex outside of this marriage. 361 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,471 Nor in it. 362 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,602 I got this one. 363 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:22,943 Can the same be said for you? 364 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:26,150 Oh, absolutely-- I've done everything to make this marriage work. 365 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,946 That's interesting. Can you tell me what your plans are for this evening? 366 00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:30,124 Uh... 367 00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:32,249 I have plans with a friend. 368 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,897 A man? What's his name, please? 369 00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:35,221 Don't answer that. 370 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:36,666 I withdraw the question. 371 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,006 Why don't we stop for the day... 372 00:16:38,106 --> 00:16:43,194 so Mrs. Funke can get to her date with her mysterious Mister... 373 00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:45,154 Blah-Blah-Blah. 374 00:16:45,302 --> 00:16:47,483 At 8:30, unless you want to sit at the bar. 375 00:16:47,819 --> 00:16:51,003 - It was the first time someone took Tobias's side... - Bob? Bob? 376 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,571 and he wanted to thank him. 377 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,395 Listen, uh... as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, 378 00:16:54,465 --> 00:16:56,602 I feel like I'm making a friend in you. 379 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,189 So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh... 380 00:16:59,276 --> 00:17:03,477 take in a movie, or a shvitz... or just stay in and nest. 381 00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:06,802 Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog. 382 00:17:06,889 --> 00:17:09,542 Of course-- the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." 383 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,765 Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! 384 00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:16,698 While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw, 385 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:20,401 Maeby was showing Mort Myers a monster of her own. 386 00:17:20,492 --> 00:17:22,439 Ah! Oh, it's terrifying! 387 00:17:22,523 --> 00:17:24,273 Who did that for you, Industrial Light and Magic? 388 00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:25,987 Kopelson Plastic and Silicon. 389 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,589 Did he do Land of the Dead? 390 00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:29,774 Yeah, he's been in Beverly Hills for years. 391 00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:31,521 Let's get our makeup people on it. 392 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:36,726 And George Sr. waited for the fake kidnapping he knew Michael had orchestrated. 393 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,706 Don't move! 394 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,678 Okay, well, let's do it. 395 00:17:41,797 --> 00:17:43,382 Get into the box, old man! 396 00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:46,925 Oh, a blanket, who thought of that? That is very nice. 397 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,056 Come on. Get in the trunk! 398 00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:50,111 What about my ankle monitor? 399 00:17:50,228 --> 00:17:52,891 We have have an ankle monitor... deactivator. 400 00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:55,030 Oh, good. See? I've been meaning to get one of those. 401 00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:58,782 I'm not going to resist you guys, because, you know, I don't want you to beat me. 402 00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:02,999 But the mistreated painters were actually looking forward to that part. 403 00:18:03,108 --> 00:18:04,883 Oh, I forgot my iPod. 404 00:18:12,353 --> 00:18:13,941 Start the helicopter! 405 00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:18,883 And, so, Michael, believing himself to be aided by Gob, set to work. 406 00:18:20,023 --> 00:18:24,165 But, this, too, produced less-than-compelling footage. 407 00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:34,435 And this is how that ended. 408 00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:36,600 Put on the sound effects! Put on the sound effects! 409 00:18:37,129 --> 00:18:39,332 CD... CD one! CD one! 410 00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:41,663 Track two! Track two! 411 00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:44,529 Put the hostage here by the ottoman! 412 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,280 Get it out of here! What's it doing in here?! 413 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:47,100 Ottoman out! 414 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:51,370 And George Sr. was released from his long journey into the living room. 415 00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:52,231 Where am I? 416 00:18:52,322 --> 00:18:53,852 Colombia, where do you think? 417 00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:58,340 And you just missed the last train that will come through the jungle for three days. 418 00:18:58,427 --> 00:19:00,027 He's good. He was a Groundling. 419 00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:04,295 You have betrayed us, we will make you pay. And then we will go back for your sons. 420 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:05,384 Oh, my sons? No. 421 00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:08,634 They, too, will suffer for your terrible decisions. 422 00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,786 And you should really pay your workers what they deserve. 423 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,770 Not make them have to buy their own supplies. 424 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:14,632 Not just the painting, the sanding, too. 425 00:19:14,742 --> 00:19:17,355 Yeah, and the taping is very time-consuming. 426 00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:20,861 And Michael decided his father was ready to learn his lesson. 427 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,311 And that is why... 428 00:19:22,419 --> 00:19:23,990 He's got my gun! It's loaded! 429 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:29,391 Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out! 430 00:19:29,484 --> 00:19:31,427 This is all fake. These guys are painters! 431 00:19:31,531 --> 00:19:33,523 I'll kill you! 432 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:34,620 Oh, God, my arm! 433 00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:37,890 Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm. 434 00:19:39,238 --> 00:19:43,448 And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson. 435 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,642 Now who's the stupid one now? 436 00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:46,846 Thank you, Gob. 437 00:19:47,631 --> 00:19:48,508 "Gob?" 438 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,648 You told him? I thought we were a team. 439 00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:52,843 It's not fun feeling stupid, is it? 440 00:19:52,946 --> 00:19:54,263 You son of a... 441 00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:57,873 Wait a minute, I have to get my camera. 442 00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,727 What is all this? What's going on? 443 00:20:02,141 --> 00:20:02,897 Cheat out. 444 00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:05,297 - I will kill you! - I'm going to kill you! 445 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:06,730 You're going out of frame. 446 00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:11,380 Oh, my God! Michael! 447 00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:15,502 Dad! It was an accident! I'm sorry. 448 00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:20,409 And that's why you don't pit Gob and me against each other. 449 00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:21,436 Yes! 450 00:20:21,782 --> 00:20:22,867 Yeah! 451 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:23,994 You set me up. 452 00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:25,202 That's right! 453 00:20:25,322 --> 00:20:26,342 No more "Boyfights." 454 00:20:26,449 --> 00:20:28,568 J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too? 455 00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:29,763 Right from the very start. 456 00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:31,694 So you did use him. 457 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,973 Look at this place. Look at my home. 458 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,041 Freeze! 459 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,673 - Drop the gun. - Oh, God. 460 00:20:37,711 --> 00:20:39,145 We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson. 461 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,204 Drop the gun! 462 00:20:41,735 --> 00:20:42,952 Oh, my God! 463 00:20:43,052 --> 00:20:46,544 Buster's good hand just... came... flying off. 464 00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:52,245 And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone. 465 00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:56,814 On the next... Arrested Development: 466 00:20:56,913 --> 00:20:59,868 Maeby finds a way to scare an entire generation. 467 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:03,918 This Christmas, terror has a new face... 468 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,447 I'm thirsty... 469 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,503 Gangee. 470 00:21:09,908 --> 00:21:11,896 We should start production on Gangee 2. 471 00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:14,032 Well, I know she wanted a skin peel. 472 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,741 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net