1 00:00:00,537 --> 00:00:03,518 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:03,585 --> 00:00:07,192 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:13,075 --> 00:00:14,965 It's Arrested Development... 4 00:00:17,394 --> 00:00:20,458 Michael Bluth paid an unexpected visit to his mother. 5 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:21,745 You look pretty, Mom. 6 00:00:21,846 --> 00:00:22,750 What do you need? 7 00:00:22,852 --> 00:00:23,941 Need? Why do you think I need something? 8 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:26,145 Well, you're too busy for us. No one's seen you. 9 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,105 Going on all those dates with Rita. 10 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,242 Or should I say... "play dates." 11 00:00:30,341 --> 00:00:35,340 Michael had recently dated a woman he later found out was mentally challenged. 12 00:00:35,432 --> 00:00:37,541 We're not seeing each other any more, but it's for the best. 13 00:00:37,624 --> 00:00:39,217 I'm actually kind of relieved it's over. 14 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:43,037 Actually, Michael had been so devastated by their breakup 15 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,771 that he'd even broken out the old guitar. 16 00:00:54,501 --> 00:00:56,035 Maybe you should talk to someone. 17 00:00:56,764 --> 00:00:57,844 Like my mom? 18 00:00:58,839 --> 00:01:00,239 I don't know, does she play guitar? 19 00:01:00,984 --> 00:01:03,388 So, can't a guy call his mom pretty without it seeming strange? 20 00:01:03,487 --> 00:01:04,316 Amen! 21 00:01:04,404 --> 00:01:06,425 And how about that little piece of tail on her? 22 00:01:06,518 --> 00:01:07,711 Cute! 23 00:01:07,808 --> 00:01:09,579 I've opened a door here that I regret. 24 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,988 Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle. 25 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:13,454 She has a name, Mother. 26 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,738 And it's "Mother." 27 00:01:14,811 --> 00:01:17,098 Buster had recently brought home a turtle 28 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,885 in an incredibly misguided attempt to make his mother jealous. 29 00:01:20,967 --> 00:01:25,066 Stay in this box that Uncle/Father Oscar left behind. 30 00:01:25,149 --> 00:01:29,279 In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. 31 00:01:29,375 --> 00:01:32,685 - Oh, good, you've already got grass. - Primo bud. Real sticky weed. 32 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:35,831 Although I was getting a little worried because she was moving really slowly last week. 33 00:01:35,909 --> 00:01:37,506 And then she stopped. 34 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:42,053 Yeah, well, in any event, I'm here, Mom, because you need me. 35 00:01:42,127 --> 00:01:45,357 As you know, the Bluth Foundation dinner is a week away. 36 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:49,736 I am your cochair, and we don't want to relive the "TBA" debacle. 37 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:53,888 Years earlier, the Bluths had a hard time agreeing on a cause 38 00:01:53,969 --> 00:01:56,335 for their foundation's first fund-raiser. 39 00:01:56,421 --> 00:01:57,693 "Herpes." 40 00:01:58,495 --> 00:01:59,498 "Shrinkage." 41 00:01:59,607 --> 00:02:01,582 Somebody saw Seinfeld last night. 42 00:02:02,245 --> 00:02:03,370 "Neck flap." 43 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:07,130 "Ovarian cancer." Gee, I wonder who that was. 44 00:02:08,017 --> 00:02:09,456 I'm more for neck flap. 45 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:10,007 Yes. 46 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,876 Well, I'll be honest, I haven't heard anything that beats herpes. 47 00:02:12,961 --> 00:02:17,267 So they sent out invitations with the disease still to be announced. 48 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:19,177 And, much to their surprise, 49 00:02:19,253 --> 00:02:24,559 the Bluths ended up raising over $25,000 to fight "TBA." 50 00:02:24,828 --> 00:02:27,683 And then-- and here's the really horrible part-- 51 00:02:27,774 --> 00:02:29,894 they did it again the following year. 52 00:02:29,988 --> 00:02:33,417 Keep fighting, little guy. With your support of the Bluth Foundation, 53 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:37,874 we'll live in a galaxy where "TBA" does not exist. 54 00:02:37,963 --> 00:02:41,046 When people at the last gala found out, we almost had a riot on our hands. 55 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:43,958 Well, you don't have to worry about anything like that this year, 56 00:02:44,025 --> 00:02:47,972 because Warden Gentles is the new cochair. 57 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:49,375 The guy who ran Dad's prison? 58 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:53,356 He's here now installing cameras because of all your father's escape attempts. 59 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:56,652 Uh, yeah, looks like I won't be going anywhere for a little while. 60 00:02:56,733 --> 00:02:59,869 What do I care, huh? I have a beautiful wife, I have a wonderful hobby. 61 00:02:59,952 --> 00:03:03,317 Hah-- look at me, I'm having the time of my life! 62 00:03:03,399 --> 00:03:07,227 His hobby was making papier-mâché copies of his own head. 63 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:10,350 Oh, before I forget, do you know if these cameras are hi-def? 64 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:12,407 I certainly hope so. 65 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:15,560 It'll help me better understand George Bluth, 66 00:03:15,646 --> 00:03:21,428 the main character of the latest and, I pray, final draft of my screenplay, New Warden. 67 00:03:21,522 --> 00:03:22,765 You wrote a screenplay, huh? 68 00:03:22,856 --> 00:03:25,003 I promised myself I wasn't going to become one of those people 69 00:03:25,077 --> 00:03:27,282 who were always going on about their screenplays. 70 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:32,261 So, I'll just say I put together a staged reading with some fabulous young actors, 71 00:03:32,357 --> 00:03:34,324 and it was very well received. 72 00:03:34,427 --> 00:03:38,756 Warden Gentles had convinced his granddaughters' teacher to mount New Warden 73 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:41,563 - as a school play. - I understand I've been causing problems. 74 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:45,862 Nobody sells any coke in this pen without daddy getting a taste. 75 00:03:45,936 --> 00:03:48,601 Beat him with a pillow case full of batteries. 76 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:52,785 Ward's letting us hold the event in the new wing of the prison. 77 00:03:52,876 --> 00:03:57,205 After lockdown, everyone's going to spend the night in a cell! 78 00:04:00,111 --> 00:04:02,082 Are they color or black and white? 79 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:04,506 So, Michael, I don't need your help at all. 80 00:04:04,602 --> 00:04:06,850 Unless you need something from me? 81 00:04:06,935 --> 00:04:08,816 No, I'm fine. Just thought I could help. 82 00:04:08,906 --> 00:04:10,372 Relieved I don't have to. 83 00:04:11,731 --> 00:04:13,101 But he wasn't relieved. 84 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:15,993 So, he went home to complain to his sister Lindsay. 85 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:18,814 Prison's the last thing we want people associating with the Bluth name. 86 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:20,077 Plus, who's going to want to go? 87 00:04:20,148 --> 00:04:21,853 Wait, this is going to be at the prison? 88 00:04:21,906 --> 00:04:23,903 Oh, great. Probably going to run into that warden. 89 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,308 How do you know the warden? 90 00:04:25,491 --> 00:04:29,648 Oh, right. Uh, he spoke at my school for a "Startled Straight" assembly. 91 00:04:29,726 --> 00:04:35,033 Actually, she'd met with him in the hopes of using his prison as a location for a film. 92 00:04:35,115 --> 00:04:38,255 I think you will find the dessert both engrossing 93 00:04:38,651 --> 00:04:40,316 and high grossing. 94 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:42,956 So, we don't get dessert? 95 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,899 Guess I have some reading to do. 96 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:49,013 Besides, I doubt very much Mom's come up with a real disease to have a fund-raiser for. 97 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:51,652 I forgot-- we have a real disease. I chose it. 98 00:04:51,736 --> 00:04:54,976 G.V.H.: Graft Versus Host. 99 00:04:55,056 --> 00:04:58,083 It's new, it's fatal, and guess who's got it? 100 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:00,474 You've heard of bodies rejecting transplants? 101 00:05:00,559 --> 00:05:04,011 Well, in this case, your transplanted hair is rejecting your body. 102 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:09,156 Either you remove your hair graft, or the host-- you-- will get sicker and eventually die. 103 00:05:09,255 --> 00:05:10,937 Can you think of any benefits? 104 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:12,699 Benefits? No. He'll die. 105 00:05:12,778 --> 00:05:16,990 Oh, yeah, no, I get that. But have there ever been any fund-raisers? 106 00:05:17,076 --> 00:05:19,776 A husband with the headlining disease. 107 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:21,605 Everyone's going to want to talk to me. 108 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:22,828 You're making him keep the hair? 109 00:05:22,899 --> 00:05:25,393 Did you see the attention Superman's wife got? 110 00:05:25,501 --> 00:05:27,152 Besides, Tobias wants it, too. 111 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,490 Oh, she's right. This is going to be great for me, 112 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,813 because I'm going to star in the video Gob's making for the gala. 113 00:05:32,889 --> 00:05:35,575 Oh, yeah, it'll be very uplifting. 114 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,018 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 115 00:05:37,051 --> 00:05:38,048 Thank you. 116 00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:39,618 Oh! Oh! This is going hurt! 117 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:45,281 You know what? We're going to need this from another angle. 118 00:05:45,335 --> 00:05:46,868 And you sure you're okay? 119 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,152 Oh, probably. I can't feel anything. 120 00:05:49,234 --> 00:05:50,266 How's my hair? 121 00:05:50,428 --> 00:05:53,412 It's fine. It's sucking the life out of you, Tobias. 122 00:05:53,492 --> 00:05:56,867 I mean, everything has gone crazy, the gala, Mom and Warden Gentles. 123 00:05:56,938 --> 00:05:59,404 I mean, what is in it for him? I think he's taking advantage of Mom. 124 00:05:59,473 --> 00:06:02,677 Did it ever occur to you that maybe Warden Gentiles likes her? 125 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:03,511 Likes her what? 126 00:06:03,599 --> 00:06:07,005 No, I mean, likes her. Like, is attracted to her. 127 00:06:07,092 --> 00:06:08,510 Who's the "her" in that sentence? 128 00:06:08,592 --> 00:06:11,296 Mom. Warden Gentles likes Mom. 129 00:06:11,758 --> 00:06:12,600 "Her?" 130 00:06:12,696 --> 00:06:14,330 I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this. 131 00:06:14,418 --> 00:06:17,307 The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. 132 00:06:17,387 --> 00:06:20,091 And if he likes her in that sense, it makes it even worse. 133 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,516 I don't want Mom mixed up with the sort of creep that would have her as a fetish. 134 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,290 Oh, Michael, you're just feeling neglected by your mother. 135 00:06:26,376 --> 00:06:28,320 You wanted to go to this with her, didn't you? 136 00:06:28,403 --> 00:06:30,720 Hey, I don't need to take my mom to a gala, okay? 137 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,338 Only losers go to those things with their parents, I'm going with my son. 138 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:35,475 Oh, I may skip that, I don't like galas. 139 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,438 Actually, he loved galas, all kids do. 140 00:06:38,517 --> 00:06:41,569 Oh, come on, don't leave your Uncle Teabag hanging. 141 00:06:41,632 --> 00:06:42,661 Please don't call yourself that. 142 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,686 What he was having trouble with was looking directly at his dying uncle. 143 00:06:46,769 --> 00:06:49,362 I can't stand by and watch Mom get hurt. I have to get down there. 144 00:06:50,761 --> 00:06:52,240 This is heartbreaking. 145 00:06:52,322 --> 00:06:54,141 Got to get this for the video. 146 00:06:54,654 --> 00:06:57,797 Hey, George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt. 147 00:06:57,877 --> 00:07:01,531 Buster, meanwhile, was also feeling abandoned by Mother. 148 00:07:03,111 --> 00:07:04,174 Mother! 149 00:07:04,922 --> 00:07:06,362 I have no one now. 150 00:07:06,442 --> 00:07:10,516 But at that very moment, his true father returned. 151 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:13,752 Uncle/Father Oscar? What are you doing here? 152 00:07:13,869 --> 00:07:15,489 Well, you know me. 153 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:18,879 I could never leave a little bud behind. 154 00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:20,493 Oh, a hug. Nice. 155 00:07:20,577 --> 00:07:23,706 You haven't seen a little box with a turtle on it, have you? 156 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:27,711 Oh, yeah. My turtle was living in it before he ate all the grass and died. 157 00:07:27,783 --> 00:07:29,358 - He ate all the grass? - Yeah. 158 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:31,743 - Well, it's been great catching up. - Wait, wait, where are you going? 159 00:07:31,821 --> 00:07:34,972 No, I can't stay, because if my brother finds out that I'm here, 160 00:07:35,045 --> 00:07:38,137 he can try switching places again, and I can't go back to prison. 161 00:07:38,221 --> 00:07:39,391 Wait, wait, wait. 162 00:07:39,475 --> 00:07:41,621 If my father comes in, you can hide in one of Gob's tricks. 163 00:07:41,701 --> 00:07:42,241 I can't. 164 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:45,299 At least you can stay and help me bury my poor turtle. 165 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:46,759 Or we could cremate it. 166 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:51,595 And Maeby was having a harder time finishing Warden Gentles' screenplay than he did. 167 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:52,688 You're a reader. 168 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,417 How'd you like to read something fun that we could talk about 169 00:07:54,488 --> 00:07:55,995 on the way to the prison gala? 170 00:07:56,093 --> 00:07:58,487 Oh, I'm actually going to sit that out. 171 00:07:58,593 --> 00:08:00,213 I'm just burnt out on prisons lately. 172 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:01,151 Well, this might change your mind. 173 00:08:01,236 --> 00:08:02,243 Is that a screenplay? 174 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:03,999 Well, that's what you're going to tell me. 175 00:08:04,737 --> 00:08:08,238 And Michael raced to warn his mother of the warden's intentions. 176 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,416 - You can't park there! No stair car parking! - Sorry, I forgot. 177 00:08:14,605 --> 00:08:15,509 Sorry. 178 00:08:17,682 --> 00:08:19,656 Everything looks delicious. 179 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:21,939 Oh, One Eye's a wonderful chef. 180 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:26,378 I've had to go to his parole hearings twice, and lie through my teeth to keep him here. 181 00:08:28,277 --> 00:08:30,774 Hi, I just, uh... Wow. 182 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,703 What are you guys doing? 183 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,930 It's perfectly innocent. 184 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,262 But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, 185 00:08:37,332 --> 00:08:41,153 I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries. 186 00:08:41,232 --> 00:08:42,304 I'll give you two a moment. 187 00:08:42,382 --> 00:08:43,017 Thank you. 188 00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:45,660 I don't know why I always assume everyone's read my screenplay. 189 00:08:45,704 --> 00:08:47,044 What is wrong with you? 190 00:08:47,119 --> 00:08:49,459 That man is being wonderful to us. 191 00:08:49,545 --> 00:08:51,197 And that doesn't concern you, Mother? 192 00:08:51,278 --> 00:08:53,085 For all you know, he could be trying to seduce you. 193 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,615 Oh, Michael, you're crazy. 194 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,449 I certainly hope so. 195 00:08:55,546 --> 00:08:58,057 I'm trying to seduce him. 196 00:08:58,774 --> 00:09:00,444 Who's the "I" in that sentence? 197 00:09:00,592 --> 00:09:01,570 Me. 198 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:02,754 You? 199 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,162 Her. 200 00:09:06,517 --> 00:09:10,652 Michael had just discovered that his mother was interested in another man. 201 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:12,792 Mom wants to sleep with the warden. 202 00:09:12,831 --> 00:09:14,521 What? Oh, God! 203 00:09:14,705 --> 00:09:15,885 - Great. - Great? 204 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,521 The man is old enough to be her contemporary, Lindsay. 205 00:09:18,608 --> 00:09:21,334 Plus, she's married, okay? She can't be writhing around underneath... 206 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:22,871 What is wrong with you?! 207 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,105 It's disgusting! God! 208 00:09:24,187 --> 00:09:25,002 Take it easy. 209 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:27,879 No, it's just I've always had a thing about Mom and Dad being together. 210 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,294 - I know that. - I have a sense of propriety, my God. 211 00:09:30,358 --> 00:09:31,618 Gob, we've had this conversation. 212 00:09:31,694 --> 00:09:32,617 When? 213 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,727 The last time you ended up seeing Mom and Dad go at it. 214 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:37,607 What? No, God, Michael... I did no such thing. 215 00:09:37,701 --> 00:09:39,486 He did very much that thing 216 00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:43,254 when his parents got intimate in the conjugal trailer two years ago. 217 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:45,585 But, thankfully, he'd found a way to forget that. 218 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,134 I've got a thing of pills in my pocket. 219 00:09:47,229 --> 00:09:49,722 I don't suppose I could convince you to grab me one? 220 00:09:50,406 --> 00:09:52,367 Luckily, that worked, too. 221 00:09:52,409 --> 00:09:53,579 I can't even hear this. 222 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,833 You may not like it that Mom has needs, 223 00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:57,962 but it never bothered you when Dad was running around. 224 00:09:58,036 --> 00:09:59,520 Well, that was different. 225 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:01,543 Well, how about when she was sleeping with Uncle Oscar? 226 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:04,888 The guy looks just like Dad. I don't know, he's family. 227 00:10:04,982 --> 00:10:06,309 It seemed very natural they'd be together. 228 00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:07,895 Ooh, what-what... what is natural? 229 00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,572 Is there new legislation on this now? 230 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:13,535 George Michael was concerned about family love after reading Maeby's script, 231 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:16,599 which he took as a subtle message to him from his cousin. 232 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,551 Listen, new fish, that bunk was open 233 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,833 because the last guy wouldn't do the things that you're going to do. 234 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:25,101 We're going to do things? 235 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,463 Anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz. 236 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:31,518 Um, I'll... I'll go with you to the prison. 237 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:33,451 George Michael, what I want you to do is run upstairs 238 00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,536 and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias, 239 00:10:35,621 --> 00:10:38,784 and I want you to help him get in the tub. Can you do that for me? 240 00:10:38,863 --> 00:10:39,439 Thanks. 241 00:10:39,518 --> 00:10:42,641 And don't make the water too hot-- the scabs come right off. 242 00:10:42,738 --> 00:10:44,507 So come on, Lindsay, what are we going to do about mother? 243 00:10:44,593 --> 00:10:47,279 Honestly, Michael, all this mother talk... 244 00:10:47,359 --> 00:10:49,565 you're starting to sound a lot like Buster. 245 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:53,917 And Michael realized there was somebody else in the family that would care about this. 246 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,939 Buster's going to take this so hard. 247 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:57,710 I cannot let my brotherget hurt. 248 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,893 Oh, it's on "standby"! 249 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,536 Got another one in you? 250 00:11:10,606 --> 00:11:13,521 Buster, meanwhile, was enjoying being with Oscar, 251 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:16,195 but Oscar was longing for his sweet freedom. 252 00:11:16,268 --> 00:11:19,073 Say, you don't have any Sweet Freedom or Tropical Leaves, 253 00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:21,772 or any of the Hawaiian blends, do you? 254 00:11:22,304 --> 00:11:23,810 Someone's coming! 255 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:27,114 Oh, get in the cage and hide behind the mirror, it'll look empty. 256 00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:32,607 Oscar never got a chance to hide behind the mirror. 257 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:37,077 Although, it wasn't the first time he'd been knocked out by a powerful lid. 258 00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:38,706 Hey, Buster, listen. 259 00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:41,200 I got some bad news about Mom. 260 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,267 She's planning on spending the night with another man. 261 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:45,209 Gob? 262 00:11:45,308 --> 00:11:46,945 No, not another brother. 263 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,514 Oh, then why do we care? 264 00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:50,816 What is wrong with everyone? Buster. 265 00:11:50,912 --> 00:11:53,178 You've got to talk to Mom about this. She can't possibly do it. 266 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:54,651 If Dad finds out, he'll go berserk. 267 00:11:54,736 --> 00:11:56,255 Dad finds out about what? 268 00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:58,232 Well, I guess I've got no choice now. 269 00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:05,021 Dad, I've got some bad news about Mom and Warden Gentles... dating. 270 00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:07,348 Better sit down. 271 00:12:09,701 --> 00:12:11,338 Okay, what's the news? 272 00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:12,401 They're dating. 273 00:12:12,496 --> 00:12:15,851 Oh, yeah, because she's my wife. Oh, yeah, damn it. 274 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,218 Surprised you're not more upset about this. 275 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,995 When you first told me. But you see, time passes. 276 00:12:20,076 --> 00:12:23,632 Besides, it's only dinner in the office. It's not Le Cirque. 277 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,054 How'd you know it was in his office? 278 00:12:25,142 --> 00:12:29,634 Well... where the hell else are they gonna go at 4:00 in the afternoon? 279 00:12:29,718 --> 00:12:31,423 It was around 4:00. You already know about this. 280 00:12:31,507 --> 00:12:33,256 - Come on. - You're up to something, right? 281 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,396 You both are. 282 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,576 She's working the warden. You're making fake heads. 283 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:37,702 You're planning an escape. 284 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,938 How dare you. I ought to shave your head 285 00:12:40,031 --> 00:12:42,362 and make you sit under that camera all night, mister. 286 00:12:42,444 --> 00:12:45,923 Unbelievable. I was worried that this guy was gonna take advantage of Mom. 287 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,521 You both were taking advantage of him. 288 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:51,107 I don't know why I work so damn hard to keep this family together. 289 00:12:51,195 --> 00:12:52,688 Michael, can I talk to you for one sec? 290 00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:55,652 And that's when George Sr. got a call from Lucille. 291 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:58,853 P-2-2-5-2. 292 00:12:59,263 --> 00:13:01,419 Howdy doody, that's it. 293 00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:04,829 Now you get back here so you can smuggle me out past the guards 294 00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,669 before Michael starts blabbing. 295 00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:08,680 You know what? You can smuggle yourself out. 296 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:11,088 You want to get away from me so bad, you're free. 297 00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:13,249 But I'm free, too, baby. 298 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:17,629 I'm staying in the conjugal trailer with the warden tonight. 299 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:19,790 Him? 300 00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:23,757 Hey. Why is there an ambulance out front? 301 00:13:23,828 --> 00:13:25,281 Honey, the car is here. 302 00:13:25,382 --> 00:13:28,339 Hey. Do you need a ride? You'll have to lie down. 303 00:13:28,423 --> 00:13:30,074 I'm not going. The whole thing is a scam. 304 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:34,000 Mom was just using that warden to try to get Dad out. She's not trying to seduce him at all. 305 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,205 Oh, no, she is. She's spending the night with him. 306 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:39,589 She just called to ask me to bring her a tube of vag... 307 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,118 ...table paste. Hi, George Michael. 308 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,056 You're going, too, huh? 309 00:13:43,134 --> 00:13:45,401 Yeah, I thought I would, um, just go with Maeby 310 00:13:45,484 --> 00:13:48,743 and support her through this whole Graft versus Host thing. 311 00:13:48,837 --> 00:13:51,824 And Michael himself was feeling a little like the host 312 00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:54,067 that the grafting family was rejecting. 313 00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:56,069 Great. Go. 314 00:13:56,176 --> 00:13:57,553 It's a very important cause. 315 00:13:58,449 --> 00:13:59,866 I'll just stay here and read. 316 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:04,476 But this, too, would prove challenging, as the family had no books. 317 00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:09,400 Other than those. 318 00:14:09,573 --> 00:14:14,632 And that's when Michael got a glimpse into the warden's true intentions with his mother. 319 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:18,815 You were just using me to get even with the man who broke out of your prison? 320 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,215 That escape cost me my promotion. 321 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:25,453 And you'll pay for the loss of $2,300 a year. 322 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:27,011 But you gave me presents. 323 00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:28,629 We made love. 324 00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:30,753 I've given you one last present. 325 00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:32,726 Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille. 326 00:14:34,069 --> 00:14:37,080 Take this newly-diseased woman to the hole. 327 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,269 I wish I'd read The Man Inside Me. 328 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,182 George Sr. needed to escape. 329 00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:48,617 But his handmade replica would never fool the cameras. 330 00:14:48,702 --> 00:14:53,513 So he searched through Gob's magic stuff to find something that might. 331 00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:55,891 Well, that was a freebie. 332 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:58,518 Hey, Gob, glad you're here. I thought you'd be at the gala. 333 00:14:58,604 --> 00:15:01,098 Yeah, Dad made me move my stuff out of Buster's room. 334 00:15:01,186 --> 00:15:06,180 But only after hiding himself in the cage to get past the cops at the door. 335 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,323 Go. 336 00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:09,425 Mom's being set up. We have to get into that prison. 337 00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,451 It's after lockdown. 338 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,442 Come on, Gob, you were gonna break out of this place once, 339 00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:13,722 I know you can help me break in. 340 00:15:13,816 --> 00:15:16,017 It's not a Jamba Juice, Michael. 341 00:15:16,094 --> 00:15:18,064 Shouldn't be that hard to break into. 342 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:23,525 And Buster returned, only to find no evidence of his Uncle/Father. 343 00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:25,863 Hey, Father/Uncle Dad. 344 00:15:25,903 --> 00:15:27,644 I was just bringing some juice for my pet. 345 00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:30,771 Wait a minute. You're not really smiling. 346 00:15:31,553 --> 00:15:32,695 I'm Oscar. 347 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,352 He did it again. I told you he would. 348 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:38,781 I can't go through this again. I can't be caged. 349 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:43,203 And Buster realized he needed to give his true father his freedom. 350 00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:47,180 But it was a freedom that didn't last long. 351 00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:50,554 And as the prison gala was underway, 352 00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:52,763 the guys arrived for their break in 353 00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:56,250 with the help of one of George Sr.'s instruments of escape. 354 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,775 You think this is gonna work? 355 00:15:57,851 --> 00:16:00,780 It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? 356 00:16:02,025 --> 00:16:04,218 Now just make sure you tell me before you hit any buttons. 357 00:16:07,386 --> 00:16:09,902 Good. Now we know what the strap was for. 358 00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:12,054 - Okay. Under the crotch. - Need a new plan. Yeah. 359 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,138 Wish I knew the layout of this place. 360 00:16:14,226 --> 00:16:16,730 Way ahead of you, Michael. 361 00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:20,506 Drew a map of it on my stomach. It's upside down, so it might be a little awkward. 362 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:21,891 It was awkward. 363 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,200 I drew us. I think we're, like, right there. 364 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,318 Hey, guys. 365 00:16:25,424 --> 00:16:27,756 If you're gonna party, you want to bring it inside? 366 00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:29,969 That was a freebie. 367 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,156 Well, the new facility isn't so bad, huh? 368 00:16:32,248 --> 00:16:34,367 It's a lot like school, only it's air-conditioned. 369 00:16:34,509 --> 00:16:37,848 So I guess we can just, uh, just choose a cell to stay overnight in... 370 00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:41,605 Oh, great. You could take me through your thoughts about the screenplay, beat by beat. 371 00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:42,970 Sure, yeah. 372 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:46,463 "Because anything can happen when two people share a cell, cuz." 373 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,759 It's a line from New Warden. 374 00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:53,037 Oh. Oh! Okay, yeah. 375 00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:54,952 I don't know what I was worried about. 376 00:16:55,519 --> 00:17:00,749 That would be the happiest moment George Michael would ever experience in his life. 377 00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:03,560 And the warden was happy, too. 378 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,142 What a treat. 379 00:17:05,238 --> 00:17:09,422 The man who cost me my promotion ends up back in my care. 380 00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:15,045 And I don't think there's going to be an "I'm Oscar" website this time. 381 00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:17,961 I think this time I'll do a podcast. 382 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:20,276 Graft versus Host. 383 00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:24,616 Sounds like a tennis match between Steffi Graf and Happy Days star Donny Host. 384 00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:25,520 It's Most. 385 00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:27,320 But it's far deadlier. 386 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,745 Hello, I'm Gob Bluth. 387 00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:34,223 As a magician, I can make a lot of things disappear. 388 00:17:34,327 --> 00:17:36,577 There are some things I can't make disappear. 389 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,142 No, not that candy ball machine. 390 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:43,012 The disease G.V.H., without your help. 391 00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:44,551 This is Tobias. 392 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:48,365 When Toby first came into the family, none of us much wanted him around. 393 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,104 But that's because we couldn't see what was on the inside. 394 00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:54,445 But lately, that's all we've been able to see. 395 00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:57,341 But what was Tobias to do? 396 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,736 Have his hair plugs removed? 397 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,913 The doctor says I'd be completely healed if I were to do that. 398 00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:05,621 He just needs his hair plugs out?! 399 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,694 Doctor says that's the cure. 400 00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:08,772 There's a cure?! 401 00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:11,752 No way. That horse hair is my ticket back into society. 402 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,129 You'll cut it after those idiots at the gala accept me as one of their own. 403 00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:17,833 We're giving money for this guy to keep his hair transplants?! 404 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,636 I'd rather give to T.B.A.! This is bull ( bleep )! 405 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,312 The crowd began to grow unruly. 406 00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:30,864 And just as the prisoners had proven they could throw a gala as well as the rich, 407 00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:35,270 so the rich proved they could throw a riot just as well as the prisoners. 408 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,912 And Lucille was brought to the conjugal trailer. 409 00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:38,579 Mom. 410 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,891 Michael, what are you doing? 411 00:18:39,973 --> 00:18:42,318 I cannot let you go through with this. You can't sleep with him. 412 00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:43,930 Oh, yes, I can. 413 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:46,708 I'm making up for the heartbreak your father has caused me. 414 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,152 He doesn't need me. You don't need me. 415 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,447 Of course I need you, Mom. 416 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,322 My heart is kind of broken, too. 417 00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:56,777 I've been kind of denying it lately, but, you know, it's just, I can't deal 418 00:18:56,859 --> 00:19:00,459 with the fact that my family's falling apart now that I really need you. 419 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,524 Oh, Michael, honey. 420 00:19:02,782 --> 00:19:04,864 I want to cry so bad. 421 00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:08,646 But I don't think I can spare the moisture. 422 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,357 Well, listen, here's... 423 00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:15,698 The problem is that Gentles doesn't really care for you. 424 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,375 He's just using you to get back at Dad for escaping, 425 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,101 at least that's according to his screenplay. 426 00:19:19,197 --> 00:19:20,471 - You read it? - Yeah. 427 00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:23,181 Did you like the chlamydia thing? I gave him that. 428 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:24,445 You gave him chlamydia? 429 00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:27,564 He had crabs, and I said, "You're gonna get laughs." 430 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,295 Then what am I doing? 431 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:36,074 If Dad doesn't care, there's no real threat. And, I guess, just knock yourself out. 432 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,035 Where's Gentles?! I'll kill him! 433 00:19:38,313 --> 00:19:39,488 - George? - Dad? 434 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,564 I can't let you do this! 435 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:45,814 I can't let what we have, as lousy as it may be at times, be destroyed. 436 00:19:46,215 --> 00:19:49,746 This is where you escaped to? To prison? For me? 437 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:52,359 No one is breaking this family apart, no one. 438 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:55,156 You know what? I think I needed to hear that. 439 00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:58,001 Sorry about the wait. George? 440 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,810 If you're here, who do we have in the delousing tank? 441 00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:03,352 I'm guessing Oscar. 442 00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:04,547 No. 443 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:07,143 I cannot take another $2,300 hit. 444 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:08,153 I'll tell you what. 445 00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:12,413 You let Oscar out, and you give us an hour in here, and... 446 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,509 we'll call it even. 447 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,029 Please, Ward? 448 00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:22,606 I can't say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia. 449 00:20:22,879 --> 00:20:23,830 One hour. 450 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:29,113 We ready to have some fun? 451 00:20:29,246 --> 00:20:32,045 I'm so glad I didn't cry. 452 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,857 That I didn't need to hear. 453 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,385 On the next... Arrested Development... 454 00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:41,017 George Michael gets closer to his family. 455 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,852 That was close, huh, Maeby? 456 00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:47,116 Oh, she's in the next cell. 457 00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:50,092 Looks like we're gonna be sharing a cell all night, cuz. 458 00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:54,923 George Michael experiences his unhappiest moment ever. 459 00:20:55,492 --> 00:20:58,625 Buster tries to forget his recent losses 460 00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:02,786 by breaking out the old guitar. 461 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:06,461 And Gob finally faces a phobia he'd faced before. 462 00:21:06,484 --> 00:21:07,543 No! Not here! 463 00:21:07,637 --> 00:21:09,950 Wait. I've seen this before. 464 00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:12,184 Oh, God, I've seen this before! 465 00:21:12,277 --> 00:21:15,408 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net