1 00:00:00,589 --> 00:00:03,492 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything 2 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:07,249 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:13,141 --> 00:00:14,964 It's Arrested Development... 4 00:00:17,895 --> 00:00:21,680 Michael was sharing some very important news with his parents. 5 00:00:21,773 --> 00:00:23,591 I am getting married. 6 00:00:25,082 --> 00:00:26,248 Who the hell to? 7 00:00:26,721 --> 00:00:28,436 Who do you think? Rita. 8 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:30,280 Her? 9 00:00:30,386 --> 00:00:31,237 Why? 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,542 Well, first of all, she needs a green card to stay in the country. 11 00:00:33,629 --> 00:00:34,444 There it is. 12 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:37,290 She needs a green card to stay in the country, because, secondly... 13 00:00:37,683 --> 00:00:39,082 we're really crazy about each other. 14 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,020 You hardly know her. 15 00:00:41,143 --> 00:00:43,541 I know all the important stuff. She was in the Olympics. 16 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:47,251 She's sweet, she's smart, she's beautiful, she's special. 17 00:00:47,359 --> 00:00:48,690 She was special. 18 00:00:48,794 --> 00:00:50,370 Are houses terribly hard to make? 19 00:00:50,454 --> 00:00:52,510 Actually, the hardest part is finding the land. 20 00:00:52,598 --> 00:00:54,636 But she wasn't smart. 21 00:00:54,741 --> 00:00:57,829 Instead of making houses, maybe you should make land. 22 00:00:58,211 --> 00:01:00,615 For Rita had only mentally progressed... 23 00:01:00,707 --> 00:01:01,621 On the ocean. 24 00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:03,512 ...to the level of a first grader. 25 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,807 There's no land on the ocean. 26 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:08,352 Michael might have noticed her disability 27 00:01:08,432 --> 00:01:11,569 if it had not been masked by her English accent. 28 00:01:11,664 --> 00:01:12,789 You're brilliant. 29 00:01:12,904 --> 00:01:14,610 Yeah... She wasn't. 30 00:01:14,632 --> 00:01:16,615 I know she's a really, really good person, and everything else 31 00:01:16,704 --> 00:01:18,474 is going to be little surprises along the way. 32 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:21,241 With the exception of that one big one. 33 00:01:21,326 --> 00:01:22,383 The wedding? 34 00:01:22,877 --> 00:01:24,039 Is in one month. 35 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,329 A month?! 36 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,059 All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant 37 00:01:28,146 --> 00:01:29,893 doesn't mean you have to marry her. 38 00:01:29,971 --> 00:01:32,831 Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress 39 00:01:32,907 --> 00:01:35,481 at a HoJo said she used an IUD. 40 00:01:35,571 --> 00:01:36,503 It was Stuckey's. 41 00:01:36,598 --> 00:01:37,840 But I believed you. 42 00:01:37,937 --> 00:01:40,624 She's not pregnant-- truthfully, we haven't even slept together. 43 00:01:42,082 --> 00:01:44,188 - This is funny! - He's gay! 44 00:01:45,111 --> 00:01:46,221 Where's your hand? 45 00:01:46,403 --> 00:01:50,486 Oh. I'm having my high school ring put on it, and my hook is stuck in the staircar. 46 00:01:50,495 --> 00:01:53,901 Domo arigoto, Mister Roboto... 47 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:58,603 Do you think getting married will solve your sex problem? 48 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:01,047 No. And... we don't have a problem. 49 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:03,353 We just haven't had the right opportunity yet. 50 00:02:03,438 --> 00:02:05,356 Lindsay said Rita slept over last night. 51 00:02:05,498 --> 00:02:08,564 Yes. But I gave her the bedroom because I didn't want her to feel pressured. 52 00:02:08,657 --> 00:02:11,506 Actually, it was Michael who felt a little pressured. 53 00:02:11,629 --> 00:02:13,637 And I like to keep the light on. 54 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:16,563 That way I can see if you have a monster. 55 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:18,317 Night-night. 56 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:20,573 Can you shut the door on your way out? 57 00:02:20,729 --> 00:02:22,080 I can't believe you're not supporting this. 58 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:24,361 Because it is obvious what she's after. 59 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:25,306 Our money. 60 00:02:25,399 --> 00:02:26,834 Oh, God, our money! 61 00:02:26,924 --> 00:02:30,093 Let's just all relax, and remind ourselves that we don't have any money. 62 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,596 She's already gotten our money! 63 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:33,899 Let's not forget she's the one that gave us the idea 64 00:02:33,969 --> 00:02:36,216 for that ocean-top town called "Bluthton." 65 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,085 Oh, big deal, I had that same basic idea years ago. 66 00:02:43,034 --> 00:02:45,180 I thought you'd be happy, and I should have known better. 67 00:02:45,288 --> 00:02:46,575 Michael, be careful. 68 00:02:47,177 --> 00:02:49,100 People just see what they want to see. 69 00:02:49,192 --> 00:02:51,194 If she loved you, she'd show it. 70 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,919 Michael was worried-- 71 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,606 his mother may have been making sense. 72 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:58,514 So, he returned home to talk to Rita. 73 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,082 Ah, here comes the bride. 74 00:03:00,183 --> 00:03:01,683 Hey. What are you doing in a wheelchair? 75 00:03:01,775 --> 00:03:04,578 No, no, no, it's a dolly to help videotape your nuptials. 76 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:07,642 I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials. 77 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:12,138 Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't related to your recent health problems? 78 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,710 Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally "go to sleep," 79 00:03:15,802 --> 00:03:18,025 and you want to call it a health problem. 80 00:03:18,756 --> 00:03:20,076 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 81 00:03:20,157 --> 00:03:21,920 No, I can get up myself. 82 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,004 Here we go. 83 00:03:24,105 --> 00:03:25,608 Let me get in the dolly. 84 00:03:25,657 --> 00:03:27,226 No, thank you, I don't need your help. 85 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:30,507 It does seem like you've been having a whole lot of trouble since the hair transplants. 86 00:03:30,597 --> 00:03:33,049 Maybe you should see a bubuman. 87 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:34,629 A... "bubuman"? 88 00:03:34,712 --> 00:03:36,122 Oh, uh, a doctor. 89 00:03:36,214 --> 00:03:39,076 It's a British expression. Like they say "go-up box" instead of "elevator." 90 00:03:39,165 --> 00:03:41,702 Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist," yes. 91 00:03:41,783 --> 00:03:43,330 Boy, that Rita's a smarty. 92 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:46,115 True, but it's not like anybody appreciates it. Mom and Dad do not like Rita. 93 00:03:46,203 --> 00:03:47,711 Are they crazy? She's amazing. 94 00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:50,457 I saw her last night and she helped with this little project I was doing. 95 00:03:50,556 --> 00:03:55,206 Maeby was struggling with a screen play in her secret life as a film executive. 96 00:03:55,299 --> 00:03:56,339 Is that a story? 97 00:03:56,434 --> 00:03:58,198 Not yet. It doesn't have an ending. 98 00:03:58,296 --> 00:04:01,740 He's in L.A., she's in Japan. How do I get these two characters together? 99 00:04:01,819 --> 00:04:03,435 Maybe they could walk. 100 00:04:03,532 --> 00:04:04,603 Across the ocean? 101 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,116 If it's not too deep. 102 00:04:06,201 --> 00:04:07,984 No, deep is good. 103 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:10,748 People are going to say, "What the hell just happened? I better say I like it." 104 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,170 'Cause nobody wants to seem stupid. 105 00:04:12,272 --> 00:04:13,221 I like it. 106 00:04:13,312 --> 00:04:14,448 The Ocean Walker. 107 00:04:14,524 --> 00:04:16,415 Holy crap, that's going to look good on a hat. 108 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,779 And Michael caught up with his brother. 109 00:04:18,868 --> 00:04:21,611 Pal, I need a favor. As you know, I'm getting married in about a month... 110 00:04:21,688 --> 00:04:22,685 Say no more. 111 00:04:22,774 --> 00:04:25,011 Great. Are you sure that you know what... 112 00:04:25,091 --> 00:04:26,800 Yup, yup, yup. Got it. Super. 113 00:04:26,893 --> 00:04:28,863 And-and, just so that we're both clear... 114 00:04:28,946 --> 00:04:31,803 You want me to do a magic show at the wedding. I'm on it. 115 00:04:31,895 --> 00:04:33,524 So glad we pushed through that. 116 00:04:33,646 --> 00:04:35,411 No magic. 117 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,991 Why, because the one little screw up last time? 118 00:04:38,073 --> 00:04:39,211 Put her out! Put her out! 119 00:04:39,294 --> 00:04:40,009 Tracy! 120 00:04:40,846 --> 00:04:42,777 Thank God we already did the pictures. 121 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:46,068 Which reminds me that Rita shouldn't wear any hair spray at this thing. 122 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,099 I just want you to be my witness. 123 00:04:48,202 --> 00:04:49,343 Oh, you want me to... 124 00:04:51,516 --> 00:04:52,736 be your Best Man? 125 00:04:52,822 --> 00:04:55,257 It's just a signature I need. On the license. 126 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,812 My son's not old enough. It's no big deal. 127 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,559 I will not take this sacred duty lightly. 128 00:05:01,084 --> 00:05:06,466 I am going to get you the single healthiest call girl that this town has ever seen. 129 00:05:06,564 --> 00:05:08,337 This is why I'm calling it a "Witness," and not a "Best Man." 130 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:10,112 All you have to do is watch. 131 00:05:10,203 --> 00:05:12,996 Oh, I'm not going to spend this kind of money and not watch. 132 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:15,081 This may have been a bad choice. 133 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:20,289 Hey, hello. Well, look at you two, Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum. 134 00:05:20,382 --> 00:05:22,352 Michael didn't mean it in that way. 135 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:24,454 How could he, he didn't even know. 136 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:25,883 We had the best time! 137 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:27,749 She's got such an amazing fashion sense. 138 00:05:27,831 --> 00:05:29,265 You guys have these jackets on inside out? 139 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:30,843 Yeah, that way you see the label. 140 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,286 Yeah, I mean, that's what you're paying for, right? It's a great statement on fashion. 141 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:35,947 Plus, it doesn't tickle your neck. 142 00:05:38,618 --> 00:05:41,465 Michael took Lindsay aside to share his concerns. 143 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:44,636 So, Lindsay, when did you first realize that you and Tobias 144 00:05:44,714 --> 00:05:46,973 had no chance at a physical relationship? 145 00:05:47,082 --> 00:05:49,997 Oh, my God, do you think we have no chance at a physical relationship? 146 00:05:50,204 --> 00:05:51,386 Just now. 147 00:05:51,532 --> 00:05:54,249 Um, see, Rita and I have not been physical yet, and... 148 00:05:54,377 --> 00:05:56,969 You don't think that she's doing this just for a green card, do you? 149 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,176 No. No, she's not that kind of person. 150 00:05:59,268 --> 00:06:01,346 No, you just haven't been alone with her. 151 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:03,833 Ask her to stay over at a hotel with you tonight. 152 00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:05,793 She's going to know what that means. 153 00:06:05,886 --> 00:06:08,909 That is not a bad idea. Don't... don't do that. 154 00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:13,217 And Gob began to prepare a magic trick for Michael's wedding. 155 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:15,126 King... takes his queen... 156 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,210 and showers her with diamonds! 157 00:06:18,441 --> 00:06:19,298 Clubs. 158 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,774 Club sauce. 159 00:06:21,286 --> 00:06:23,540 He covers her with club sauce. 160 00:06:23,795 --> 00:06:25,690 Right, that'll be my line if that happens. 161 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:27,022 Is that a magic trick? 162 00:06:27,109 --> 00:06:28,643 I love magic. 163 00:06:29,026 --> 00:06:31,488 I don't appreciate the dry British humor. 164 00:06:33,739 --> 00:06:36,541 Please do a magic trick for me. 165 00:06:36,632 --> 00:06:38,108 Well, I shouldn't... 166 00:06:38,371 --> 00:06:44,173 I'd hate to be blamed for setting another one of Michael's brides... on fire! 167 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,732 Oh, lighter fluid--like Uncle Trevor uses! 168 00:06:47,818 --> 00:06:49,569 But wherever did it come from? 169 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:52,338 Okay, I've got to get you into an illusion at the wedding. 170 00:06:52,626 --> 00:06:54,157 How long can you hold your breath? 171 00:06:54,244 --> 00:06:56,582 Oh, long. One time, 20 minutes. 172 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,496 Actually, her record was 20 seconds. 173 00:06:59,578 --> 00:07:00,311 You can stop it. 174 00:07:00,749 --> 00:07:02,383 Okay. I'll take your word for it. 175 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:05,641 Now, I just need to find a trick that puts you out of oxygen for 20 minutes. 176 00:07:05,741 --> 00:07:07,487 Sorry, did I hear the word "trick"? 177 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:09,415 And it smells a lot like lighter fluid in here. 178 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,814 You know, I did say no tricks, Gob, and I mean it. 179 00:07:11,906 --> 00:07:14,809 What if I find a trick that has her float to the alter or something? 180 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:16,882 No, no. Love for her to walk. And not to drown. 181 00:07:16,972 --> 00:07:19,519 Or fly through the air. Or catch on fire. 182 00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:20,930 Is she allergic to cat fur? 183 00:07:21,018 --> 00:07:22,556 Oop-- no tigers. 184 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:23,602 Right. 185 00:07:24,576 --> 00:07:26,660 So, uh, Rita, um... 186 00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:32,094 I was wondering if maybe you and I might head down to a hotel. 187 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:33,973 Maybe some alone time. 188 00:07:34,061 --> 00:07:36,017 - Oh, yes. - Yeah? 189 00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:38,560 Maybe our rooms could touch. 190 00:07:39,207 --> 00:07:43,104 Well, I-I-I was hoping maybe for more than just our rooms to touch. 191 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:48,205 I was... thinking maybe we could be... in the same room. 192 00:07:48,465 --> 00:07:50,028 Be in the same bed. 193 00:07:50,128 --> 00:07:53,820 Oh, I see what you mean, a real sleepover. 194 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:54,753 Well, maybe. 195 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:55,627 Okay. 196 00:07:55,738 --> 00:07:56,683 Really? 197 00:07:56,761 --> 00:08:00,155 Well, maybe I should go home and get my things. I do kind of miss my jammies. 198 00:08:00,239 --> 00:08:02,507 I think they're going to have a lot of that stuff there. 199 00:08:02,603 --> 00:08:04,970 And my tiny teddy. 200 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:07,332 Good. Yes, get that. 201 00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:11,217 And so George Michael drove Rita to Wee Britain. 202 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:13,610 It's nice to be with someone young. 203 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:16,705 We can listen to young people's music for a change. 204 00:08:16,783 --> 00:08:18,192 Great, yeah, please. 205 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:25,986 - Hot potato, hot potato... - Hot po-ta-to... Hot "potat-o"... 206 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,971 That's when he first grew concerned. 207 00:08:30,532 --> 00:08:32,945 And Rita packed for her sleepover. 208 00:08:33,036 --> 00:08:34,936 Do you have any idea what a "sleepover" is? 209 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:36,298 Cause it's not just sleep. 210 00:08:36,381 --> 00:08:39,892 I know what it is, Trevor, I've seen your secret magazine. 211 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:44,636 I want to have grown-up fun. 212 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:46,423 Spoon and figgy pudding. 213 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:48,905 Rabbit downdum druggary's hollow. 214 00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:51,046 And I want to have pop-pop. 215 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,925 Well, the very fact that you call it that, tells me you're not ready. 216 00:08:54,052 --> 00:08:57,463 Oh, and for your information, that's a cricket magazine. 217 00:09:00,055 --> 00:09:02,890 Whether you like it or not, you're still a child in many ways. 218 00:09:02,983 --> 00:09:05,921 I've got a problem with you having sexual relations with that man. 219 00:09:06,014 --> 00:09:06,870 So do I. 220 00:09:06,969 --> 00:09:10,413 I mean, it's not your fault your parents were cousins, but... here we are. 221 00:09:10,498 --> 00:09:13,528 Now, I've been charged with taking care of you, and I'm bloody well going to do it! 222 00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:18,221 Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, cause we're getting married. 223 00:09:18,315 --> 00:09:19,665 - Married?! - Married! 224 00:09:19,762 --> 00:09:20,911 Totally out of the question! 225 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,623 Married! Married! Married! 226 00:09:22,705 --> 00:09:25,375 All right, that does it. You're not going anywhere. 227 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:27,112 I'm putting the invisible locks on the door. 228 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:28,381 That's not fair. 229 00:09:28,498 --> 00:09:30,084 - Lock. Lock. Lock. - That's not fair! 230 00:09:30,177 --> 00:09:31,808 - It's just not fair! - Lock. Lock. 231 00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:36,771 I've got to find a new hiding place for that magazine. 232 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:39,232 And Michael was waiting at the hotel. 233 00:09:39,319 --> 00:09:40,371 Hey, Dad? 234 00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:44,372 Just wanted to let you know that I'm at a hotel with my wife-to-be, 235 00:09:44,455 --> 00:09:47,250 and we're very, very much in love. 236 00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:48,718 Put her on. 237 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:51,875 Michael briefly considered faking the voice. 238 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,979 I... She's in the shower. 239 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,808 - I'll wait. - Let's wait. 240 00:10:00,721 --> 00:10:02,628 Unless you want me to just call you back or... 241 00:10:02,741 --> 00:10:05,447 No, I have nowhere to go, I'm under house arrest. 242 00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:07,669 Let's watch something together. 243 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,884 Wow, that Blossom blew up, huh? 244 00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:13,336 Say, how's that shower coming? 245 00:10:13,437 --> 00:10:15,314 All right, look, she's not in the shower. 246 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,342 Really? 247 00:10:16,579 --> 00:10:19,540 She said that she'd meet me at the hotel and I-I called you a little prematurely. 248 00:10:19,615 --> 00:10:20,717 But she is coming. 249 00:10:20,846 --> 00:10:21,707 Really? 250 00:10:27,697 --> 00:10:29,434 Hey, put Rita on. 251 00:10:29,598 --> 00:10:33,955 And that's when Michael finally accepted that Rita wasn't coming. 252 00:10:34,596 --> 00:10:37,742 And that local calls were $2.95 a minute. 253 00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:39,004 Come on! 254 00:10:39,112 --> 00:10:40,607 That's where they get you. 255 00:10:43,374 --> 00:10:46,385 Michael drove to Wee Britain to call off the wedding 256 00:10:46,489 --> 00:10:49,503 that he now realized was not based on love. 257 00:10:50,078 --> 00:10:50,595 Who is it? 258 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,625 It's Michael, Rita. Can I come in? 259 00:10:52,722 --> 00:10:54,396 I can't let you in! 260 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,994 You know, you didn't show up last night. 261 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,189 I think the least you can do is talk to me face-to-face. 262 00:10:58,292 --> 00:10:59,234 I can't. 263 00:10:59,345 --> 00:11:00,682 Trevor locked the door. 264 00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:02,918 He doesn't want me to be with you. 265 00:11:03,131 --> 00:11:05,615 What, he locked the door? You can't unlock this door? 266 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,691 I can't even see half the locks! 267 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:10,019 - Rita? What? - They're invisible. 268 00:11:10,112 --> 00:11:13,076 - Trevor's the only one who can see them. - I'm trapped! Listen, I've got an idea. 269 00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:15,155 Go next to the window. I'm gonna climb up. 270 00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:18,476 Be careful. 271 00:11:18,624 --> 00:11:19,514 I will! 272 00:11:22,455 --> 00:11:28,415 And so, Michael set about rescuing the beautiful, sweet, mentally challenged woman 273 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:33,254 he'd fallen in love with, without realizing she was mentally challenged. 274 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,035 - Yay! Michael! Yay! - What's this? 275 00:11:35,079 --> 00:11:36,046 - Someone undid the locks. - Okay, come on out. 276 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:36,796 Trevor's back. 277 00:11:36,884 --> 00:11:39,480 Oh. Fine. Come on, hop on. 278 00:11:39,794 --> 00:11:40,959 - What? - Hop on. 279 00:11:42,442 --> 00:11:43,261 Ready? 280 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,475 Hey! Stop that. Both of you come back! 281 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:52,908 You can't stop us! 282 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,724 Nothing can stop us now. 283 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:59,405 Nothing in the world of man nor beast, nor time is... 284 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,653 I hate that ( bleep ) doll. 285 00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,814 And so, reunited with Rita, 286 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,524 Michael told his parents he'd be getting married tomorrow. 287 00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:11,736 Well, God help her if she tries to rename Bluthton. 288 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,721 I'll sink it first. 289 00:12:12,826 --> 00:12:14,622 I swear, I'll sink the whole damn thing. 290 00:12:15,124 --> 00:12:17,013 They're going through with it... tomorrow. 291 00:12:17,622 --> 00:12:21,140 But that's when George and Lucille had a surprise visitor. 292 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,340 All right, where the hell is Rita? 293 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,343 I'm her uncle. 294 00:12:24,473 --> 00:12:25,827 Let the hand-outs begin! 295 00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:29,125 There's not gonna be any hand-outs, and she is not gonna marry your son. 296 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,441 You're against this marriage, too? 297 00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:31,850 Well, of course I am. 298 00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:34,355 Rita's not capable of making a decision like that. 299 00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:38,595 You are not gonna get Rita's millions just because she's mentally challenged. 300 00:12:38,686 --> 00:12:39,593 Millions? 301 00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:40,438 Millions? 302 00:12:40,545 --> 00:12:41,698 Mentally challenged? 303 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,854 Shh! It's not polite. 304 00:12:43,956 --> 00:12:45,669 She owns all of Wee Britain. 305 00:12:45,774 --> 00:12:47,658 And also the Wee Britain in Cleveland. 306 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,582 Of course, we're probably gonna lose all that 307 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:52,869 if her ridiculous idea for Sea Britain goes through. 308 00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:56,083 We are not after her money. 309 00:12:56,208 --> 00:13:00,291 And I don't think Michael even knows about her... condition. 310 00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:02,752 Yes, it's funny how Americans don't pick up on that. 311 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,900 I think it's 'cause of her accent and the plastic surgery she's been able to afford. 312 00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:09,513 We wouldn't have this trouble if they'd met last year. 313 00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,566 I got to put a stop to this. 314 00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:15,156 We're gonna search every bloody hotel in town. 315 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,292 Oh, Legoland. 316 00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:19,299 - I think they said they were going to Legoland. - They did say Legoland. 317 00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:21,185 I didn't hear anything about Legoland. 318 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:23,791 He doesn't know what's talking about. 319 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,881 We think he may be mentally challenged. 320 00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:27,691 What? 321 00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:28,919 All right then. 322 00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:32,380 We have got 24 hours to get them married 323 00:13:32,489 --> 00:13:35,332 before Michael figures out what she really is. 324 00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:41,258 This the first time in two years you've sounded like George Bluth. 325 00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:47,289 Later that night, Michael was at the hotel with his bride to be. 326 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,996 Rita, I've been really looking forward to this. 327 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,055 Me, too. 328 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:55,174 I want to have sexual relations. 329 00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:58,469 Mere fact that you call it that tells me that you are ready. 330 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,227 That's why I brought this. 331 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:01,204 No. 332 00:14:01,878 --> 00:14:03,709 Why don't you go ahead and whip out that tiny teddy, 333 00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:06,279 and then we're gonna think up a fun safe word, okay? 334 00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:10,471 George Michael. I did not know that you were... 335 00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:14,160 Um, go ahead and... talk out here. 336 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:17,872 We just got back from the bumpaddle courts. Tomorrow, I'm teaching her baseball. 337 00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:19,524 Yeah. That may take a while. 338 00:14:19,612 --> 00:14:20,274 Sorry? 339 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:25,025 Well, listen, Dad, th-this is... hard for... This is hard for me to say this... 340 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,679 I was videotaping Rita. 341 00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:30,331 Let's just say it would be cute if it was someone much younger. 342 00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,963 I'm sorry. We really should get another tape. 343 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:35,485 I mean, they're not expensive. 344 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,036 It's the plastic fruit, Dad. 345 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,715 It's very convincing fruit, okay? 346 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:48,746 Is she going back in for another? 347 00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:54,215 Well, you know, they don't even have bananas in England, okay, son? 348 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:59,924 Now, I know this is hard for you, but it would be nice to be supported in some... 349 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:02,465 Oh, no, she's going into the grapes. 350 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:04,022 Yeah, she really liked those. 351 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,735 I'm sorry. 352 00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:08,649 I think she might be... 353 00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,741 retar... retarded. 354 00:15:13,576 --> 00:15:14,453 I'm sorry. 355 00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:15,603 I'm really sorry. 356 00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:23,309 Say hello to my tiny teddy. 357 00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:26,335 Oh! Tiny Teddy! 358 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,385 And that's when it dawned on Michael. 359 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:30,782 Oh, you teach kids, huh? 360 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,917 Oh, I like to think they teach me. 361 00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:36,520 That way I can see if you have a monster. 362 00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:41,182 Be careful. 363 00:15:49,923 --> 00:15:51,843 I've made a huge mistake. 364 00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:02,175 Michael had just been shown that his fiancée might be mentally challenged, 365 00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:03,489 but he needed proof. 366 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,569 Are you ready for lie down kisses with me? 367 00:16:05,651 --> 00:16:08,207 Maybe we ought to just talk a little bit, you know? I mean, what the heck. 368 00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:13,109 For instance, you've never told me how many houses there are in the British Parliament. 369 00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,100 Seven. 370 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:14,991 Are there? 371 00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,700 The answer is three. 372 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:17,927 Does sound about right. 373 00:16:18,022 --> 00:16:20,048 Three is the correct answer. 374 00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:21,764 - Come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 375 00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:23,346 Let's have our fun. 376 00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:26,912 Rita corny, Michael. 377 00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,895 So, Michael used a line that was just as corny. 378 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:35,576 You know, I think that we should wait until after we're married. 379 00:16:37,138 --> 00:16:38,123 Married! 380 00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,246 Married, married, married! 381 00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:41,921 Okay, night-night. 382 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:48,289 And Michael felt he deserved a $15 thing of candy beans. 383 00:16:52,308 --> 00:16:56,137 The next morning, however, as Michael prepared to let Rita down gently, 384 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:58,807 - he was met with another surprise. - Surprise! 385 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,074 What's this? 386 00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:01,787 We're throwing you a wedding. 387 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,416 Oh, how lovely! 388 00:17:04,561 --> 00:17:05,659 On us. 389 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,887 Everything you see. 390 00:17:06,997 --> 00:17:08,729 Show them the waffle bar, Larry. 391 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:09,874 It's over there. 392 00:17:09,976 --> 00:17:11,753 And check out banner, Michael! 393 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,374 I'm gonna go set up. 394 00:17:13,996 --> 00:17:16,935 Yeah, you know, I-I was just gonna talk to Rita about all of this. 395 00:17:17,026 --> 00:17:21,679 Rita, I think that we should, um, wait a little while. 396 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,873 Wait? Why? I don't want to wait. 397 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,814 I want to get married 398 00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:29,567 and have sexual relations like you promised. 399 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,982 Where did you get this firecracker? 400 00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,901 I... love her, Michael. 401 00:17:33,996 --> 00:17:36,526 So do I. I want to kiss my new daughter-in-law. 402 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,087 Hey, not on our time, Larry. 403 00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:38,852 Right on the lips. 404 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,372 No, no, Dad, please take it easy. 405 00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:42,936 I'm gonna go get my dress from the... from the room. 406 00:17:43,024 --> 00:17:45,291 Yes, I'll help you put it on inside out! 407 00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:47,971 Let's-let's not all get, um... 408 00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:51,145 Hey, Mom, what-what's going on? I thought that you guys were against all this. 409 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,912 Well, we figured you know best, and who are we to interfere, and you love this girl, 410 00:17:56,015 --> 00:18:01,498 and the rest will just be little happy surprises along the way. Like you said. 411 00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:04,604 Yeah. With the exception of the retard thing. 412 00:18:06,609 --> 00:18:07,464 Oh, God. 413 00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:09,575 Tell me you didn't just say that. 414 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:10,911 You knew? 415 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:14,238 You knew, and yet, you still wanted me to go through with this? 416 00:18:14,337 --> 00:18:15,277 What can I say? 417 00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:17,385 I'm crazy about the little dullard. 418 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,621 Oh, my God. 419 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:19,915 She's rich. 420 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,770 This is a new low, even for you, Mom. 421 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,197 What is wrong with you?! 422 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,831 Larry go to a mirror! 423 00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:32,965 - You're fired. - You're fired. 424 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:34,043 What?! 425 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,185 It's over. 426 00:18:35,341 --> 00:18:37,934 And this is how you tell me, in the middle of a wedding? 427 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,296 You shouldn't have said anything. 428 00:18:39,695 --> 00:18:42,042 So, you were right. Now what am I gonna do? 429 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,754 Well, I've been thinking. You know, I mean, every society has their own rules about this stuff. 430 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,624 For instance, in some states, it's legal to marry your own cousin. 431 00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:49,954 California's blocked it twice, 432 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,840 but that's only because they tacked it onto an estate law thing that wasn't gonna pass. 433 00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:54,003 We had the signatures... 434 00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:56,553 You're 16, and you know all that. She's 30 and a half. 435 00:18:56,648 --> 00:18:58,263 She probably can't list the seven Houses of Parliament. 436 00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,056 There's three. 437 00:18:59,175 --> 00:19:00,688 Now I got to break her heart. 438 00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:03,719 Well, doesn't she have to leave the country if you don't marry her? 439 00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:06,679 Yeah, I guess I can keep my promise about that, huh? 440 00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:11,144 There wouldn't be any real intimacy, and-and it would be the strongest marriage in the family, 441 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,831 but, you know, as much as I'd like to, you can't ignore the fact 442 00:19:13,927 --> 00:19:16,362 that she is mentally disabled. 443 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:17,481 Oh, my God. 444 00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:23,104 I'm wearing an inside out bridesmaid's dress. 445 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:24,244 You better catch her, Dad. 446 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,623 That's not gonna be easy. She's an Olympic Silver. 447 00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:30,195 Just figured that one out. 448 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:35,005 Okay. Well, I'll have to go stop production on The Ocean Walker. 449 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,289 You found out. 450 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,725 Took me long enough. 451 00:19:42,338 --> 00:19:45,258 Maybe you're not smart, either. 452 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,375 I didn't know until they told me. 453 00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:50,834 No, I'm just a narcissist who was too self-involved to see the truth. 454 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,846 That makes no sense to me. 455 00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:55,876 Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself. 456 00:19:56,091 --> 00:20:00,157 You know, the truth is, is that I did just see what I wanted to see, Rita. 457 00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:03,349 You're so beautiful, and you're so sweet. 458 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:07,685 And you deserve to find somebody a lot more like you. 459 00:20:07,784 --> 00:20:10,759 I don't think that either of us would be happy. 460 00:20:10,857 --> 00:20:12,914 So, it's bye-bye to Rita, then? 461 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,044 Unless you really want to stay in America. 462 00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:17,373 I wanted to be with you. 463 00:20:17,556 --> 00:20:19,397 Oy, Rita! 464 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:20,608 Time to go now. 465 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,686 Back to England, love. 466 00:20:23,357 --> 00:20:25,978 Oh, Michael, will you come visit me lots? 467 00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:29,072 That's gonna be difficult, Rita. You're gonna be across an ocean. 468 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,660 Well, you can always walk. 469 00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:32,034 Not on the water. 470 00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:34,610 Oh, Michael, you're such a grown-up. 471 00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:43,233 Hey, hey! 472 00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:50,281 Hang on a sec. That's part of your trick, right? 473 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:51,739 No. 474 00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:54,743 That's not my trick, Michael. 475 00:20:58,849 --> 00:21:01,072 On the next... Arrested development... 476 00:21:01,706 --> 00:21:03,470 It's my illusion. 477 00:21:03,771 --> 00:21:06,123 Michael relives a wedding nightmare. 478 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,639 - Oh, put him out, put him out! - My hair, my beautiful hair! 479 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:09,801 Push him in the pool. 480 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,995 Why am I not going under water? 481 00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:14,395 Dear God, why am I not going under water? 482 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:14,933 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net