1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,994 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:07,164 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:09,605 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,776 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,588 [Man Narrating] This is Michael Bluth. 6 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,887 Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona. 7 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,757 Phoenix, Arizona, huh? This is it, boy. 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,854 We are free. 9 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,956 We're gonna follow our dreams, you know? 10 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,968 And the best part of it? Not workin' for the family anymore. 11 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:40,369 Yeah, but don't- don't you always say "family first"? 12 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:45,137 Yes, I do. But that is not a family, okay? 13 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:49,181 They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. 14 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:52,683 - And Aunt Lindsay. - She's not my real aunt? 15 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:56,051 Not a real nose. Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap. 16 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,124 She looks like a falcon. 17 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:02,320 Spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people... 18 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,590 and all they did was lie to us. 19 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:08,565 [Narrator] The most recent lie was Michael's father had had a heart attack while in prison. 20 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,398 - We lost him. - [Sobbing] 21 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:15,235 [Narrator] What the doctor meant to say was that George Sr. Had escaped... 22 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:18,936 a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle. 23 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:24,082 I'd love to see the look on their faces right now. [Chuckles] 24 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,415 - "Where'd he go?" - Or they- they think we're just headed home. 25 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,988 Actually, you know, that's kind of what I thought... 26 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,285 until I heard about all that Phoenix stuff. 27 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:36,089 [Narrator] Michael was concerned that the full impact ofhis departure... 28 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,756 - might have been lost on his family. - [Phone Beeping] 29 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:41,527 - Hello. Who is this? - Yes, this is Dr. Blumen. 30 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,068 I'm calling regarding Michael Bluth. 31 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:48,106 - Michael! Phone! - [Beeps] 32 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:52,474 They think we're still there. We're goin' back. 33 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,548 - [Phone Line Beeping] - Hey, Mom. Any messages? 34 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:58,173 - None. - [Recorded Voice, Indistinct] 35 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,218 No, there was a message. 36 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,288 It was about my health, but it doesn't matter. 37 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:04,288 - My son and l- - [Horn Blasts] 38 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,950 Buster, what are you doing with Mother's rape horn? 39 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:12,123 Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace. 40 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:15,633 Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her. 41 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,635 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. 42 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:21,730 Now that your father has deserted us, Buster's become impossible to control. 43 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:25,072 Suddenly he's too much of a big shot to brush Mother's hair. 44 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,805 Well, I'm not he- 45 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:33,085 I'm not helping you with Buster anymore. 46 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,882 I'm not helping anyone with anything. 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,856 I came here to tell you that my son and l- 48 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,721 [Blender Whirring] 49 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:47,558 [Narrator] George Michael, meanwhile, was approached by his cousin Maeby. 50 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,760 So, you're really leavin', huh? 51 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:52,565 Have you told your girlfriend, Bland? I mean, Ann. 52 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:56,073 - She's not my girlfriend, and she's not bland. - Really? 53 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,770 Because, I mean, under her school picture it said "not pictured." 54 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,403 Okay, they printed a retraction in the spring supplement. 55 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,745 And, yeah, she was really lookin' forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit... 56 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,046 in that Get Out The Vote assembly tomorrow. 57 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:09,178 Wasn't that supposed to be before the election? 58 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:12,349 They had to postpone it when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym. 59 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,551 I do it. I play Uncle Sam. 60 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,960 Better than part I have now- guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor. 61 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:21,556 I don't know why you're not taking this "I'm out ofhere"seriously... 62 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:24,899 but I am out of here, seriously. 63 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:28,531 - Let's face it, Michael. You've made this threat before. - Tell me. When? 64 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,974 That's it. I'm out of here. 65 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:39,778 - Ta-da! - I'm out of here. 66 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,014 [Man On Radio] We got the attacking animal down. 67 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,716 I'm out of this family, seriously. 68 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:48,794 This time we're gonna be so far away, you'll never be able to find us. 69 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,159 - We're goin' to Phoenix. - Don't tell 'em where. 70 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,289 - L-I just thought- - It doesn't matter why. 71 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,867 Michael, maybe the reason why you always come back... 72 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,563 is because you need us more than we need you. 73 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,798 [Scoffs] Oh, that's rich. 74 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:05,003 Huh. I need you. All right, I'll tell you what. 75 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,807 Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster. 76 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,508 You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you. 77 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,915 I'll kill her first. 78 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:16,682 And good luck trying to find someone else to run the business, by the way. 79 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:19,257 Gob, instead of always coming to me asking me for money... 80 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:21,350 saying, "I've made a huge mistake"... 81 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,486 you can bail yourself out next time. 82 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:27,760 I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about? 83 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:31,359 Lindsay, instead of sleeping in twin beds, you and your husband take the master bedroom. 84 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,440 It's not like you've never come to me with your marital problems... 85 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,532 saying, "Oh, help me, Michael. I think my husband might be a"- 86 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,544 - [Horn Blasts] - Ohh! [Laughing] 87 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:43,980 - Well- It's- [Groans] - Here we go. 88 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:48,019 [Narrator] And so, once again, the guys were on their way to Phoenix, never to look back. 89 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,021 [Low Voice] It's just the lab calling. 90 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,216 We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix. 91 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,793 - They know we're gone. - Great. 92 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:58,489 You did say Phoenix again, but what do we care? 93 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,498 Sorry. 94 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:05,560 Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop's lap and drive? 95 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,133 I think I might be. 96 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,144 Okay. 97 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:16,909 [Siren Winding Down] 98 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,058 Car's registered to George Bluth, so we had to check. 99 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,323 - But he's been caught, so you're free to go. - He's been caught? 100 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,898 [Narrator] Michael knew ifhe went back to see his father... 101 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,866 he would only end up saying something hurtful. 102 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,266 We're goin' back. 103 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:41,033 [Narrator] In fact, the police only thought they'd arrested George Sr. 104 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:44,837 Do you have any cookies with no preservatives? 105 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,606 [Narrator] But had gotten his twin brother, Oscar, instead. 106 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,342 - Oscar! A tall tea for Oscar! - Yeah! 107 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,850 Oh, good grief. It's Oscar. 108 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,853 Oh, thank God you've come. [Sighs] 109 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:59,391 [Narrator] Lucille had a relationship with Oscar years earlier... 110 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,960 - which she was not eager to rekindle. - What is wrong with you? 111 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,029 - The boy is here. - Oh. 112 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:08,191 - They said my father was here. - Did they? 113 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,439 - Let's get out of here. - What-What about Oscar? 114 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,905 Yes. They impounded my, uh- my humble trailer. 115 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:17,908 - You'll stay with us. - No, he won't. 116 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,205 You're the one who says I need a father figure. 117 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,646 Yes. A father figure. 118 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,381 Fine. But you're not sleeping in my bed. 119 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,956 - Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 120 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:35,149 [Narrator] Soon, Michael arrived to claim his father... 121 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:38,162 and was met by the family attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn. 122 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,232 - Hmm. - No, I know, I know, I know. 123 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,893 Everybody says leave it alone, leave it alone. 124 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,732 Does this look contagious to you? Hey, kiddo. 125 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:48,238 All right. It wasn't your father. 126 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,242 It was your uncle. I ran into them as they were leaving. 127 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,437 There he is! Got ya! 128 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,674 - Oh, for God's sake. - [Grunts] Yeah! 129 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:00,082 I only came back to tell him I was leaving, so I guess it's time to go, Son. 130 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,984 - Where you going? - We can't tell you. 131 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,751 No, no. We can tell Barry. We're going to Phoenix. 132 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,053 Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that. 133 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,130 As your lawyer, I have to inform you you cannot leave the state. 134 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,425 With your father gone, they want to hold you. 135 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,763 - M-Me? - They're going to indict you tomorrow. 136 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:19,463 All you have to do is come up with the bail. Take it out of the business. 137 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,598 But l- I can't. I quit. I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps. 138 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,802 Then you might wind up on his cot. 139 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:31,043 Oh, man, I wish you hadn't said Phoenix. Wow. 140 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,287 [Narrator] Michael hadjust found out he couldn't leave the state... 141 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,517 [Narrator] Michael hadjust found out he couldn't leave the state... 142 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,522 unless he came up with bail. 143 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,889 Okay, listen. I'm gonna get the company checkbook and don't tell the family. 144 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:45,122 We can't give them the satisfaction of telling them that I need money, okay? 145 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,530 - Do you remember what we say about the family? - It's not Aunt Lindsay's nose. 146 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,192 Yes, but no. 147 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,703 Don't- Don't tell them that we were goin' to- 148 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,797 - We say we don't need them. Hmm? - Oh. Yeah. Okay. 149 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,342 The new one. I didn't- 150 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:01,106 [TV: Woman] It comes from knowing you're toned and fit. 151 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,478 - What are you doing? - I'm exercising, Michael. 152 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,848 I see you found an exercise tape made for people as lazy as you are. 153 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:10,218 - I do have a love life. - Tighten, one, two, three. 154 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,223 Okay, this is going off. 155 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:16,386 One night in the master bedroom, and you got yourself a love life again? 156 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,691 Well, I'll be honest. At first, it was awkward. 157 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:22,564 [TV: Woman] Together, two, three, four. 158 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,296 - Release, two, three, four. - Oh, Lindsay. 159 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:30,103 - [TV Off] - Uh, well, this is exciting. 160 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:33,007 - Finally we can be a normal couple. - Nice to be back in a queen. 161 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,282 - It's too much pressure. - I can't do this. 162 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:41,342 [Narrator] So Lindsay and Tobias finally took a hard look at their relationship. 163 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:45,948 You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples... 164 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:49,050 to explore an open relationship... 165 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:52,153 where-where the couple remains emotionally committed... 166 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:56,065 but free to explore extramarital encounters. 167 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,194 - Did it work for those people? - No. It never does. 168 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:03,765 These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but- 169 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,346 but it might work for us. 170 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:12,042 - We could give it a shot. - Great. We'll hammer out the details later. 171 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,915 Right now we've got a daughter to tell. 172 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,785 Maeby, we're having a family meeting! 173 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:21,223 - [Narrator] On her way to the family meeting... - Family meeting! 174 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,261 - Lindsay had an unexpected encounter. - Hello. 175 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,091 Oh, hi. Gob told me to come by. 176 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,892 Well, uh, I don't think he's here. 177 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,991 Well, tell him I like what I see. 178 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:35,070 And we probably won't even act on it. We're not gonna get a divorce. 179 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,734 If anything, it'll bring Mommy and Daddy closer together. 180 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,811 I met someone. I've got a date. 181 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,812 I'm dating someone. 182 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:48,649 Well. Let the great experiment begin! 183 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,417 - You're not using my master bedroom for that. - I believe you left. 184 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,652 Or did you realize how much you need us after all? 185 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,354 - Actually, I came back because I need something. - Hmm. 186 00:09:57,463 --> 00:10:01,422 Some things. Like the checkbook. Where's the corporate checkbook? 187 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,764 Gob must've taken it to the office. 188 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:07,930 Mom put him in charge. That's right, Michael. He's got your oldjob. 189 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,498 Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down. 190 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,637 It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do? 191 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,647 And release. 192 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:21,618 [Narrator] In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage. 193 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,689 In there, please. 194 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,120 Hey, where's my desk? 195 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:31,287 Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now. 196 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,162 - Take the window. - No, hold it. 197 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,530 Gob, Mom may think that she's given you my job... 198 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,831 but the board still has to approve that decision. 199 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:42,203 - Actually, they already have. - Why should we believe in you? 200 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,243 For the same reason you should believe that a hundred-dollar bill... 201 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,507 is no more than a hundred pennies. 202 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:51,640 [Gasping] 203 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,309 [Gob] They approved me unanimously. 204 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,582 Why wouldn't they? You've only lost them $99 so far. 205 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,748 I've already been pretty successful. 206 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,986 Showing the model house again. Sent a Realtor over there yesterday. 207 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,689 [Narrator] It was this Realtor who'd run into Lindsay, thinking she was looking for a home. 208 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,666 I have an open thing goin' on too. I'll give you the address, and you can come by. 209 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,738 And I think you'll really like the neighbors. 210 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,669 Okay. 211 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,868 So what brings you here? I hope it's not for a handout. 212 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,343 I run a pretty tight ship around here. 213 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,108 - With a pool table? - It's a gaming ship. 214 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:27,083 I'm here because I thought you might need me. 215 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,381 - I need you? - That's right. 216 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,923 Oh, boy, that's good. 217 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:36,893 Can't wait to call the guys in to hear this one. 218 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,521 Listen- How do you intercom on this? 219 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,623 - Star two. - Yeah. At the same time? 220 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,702 Yeah, just- No, the star in the corner. The star. 221 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,271 - So if I do it like that- - No, turn it around the other way. Star. 222 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,840 - Oh, that star. - Let's just hang it up. There we go. 223 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:52,138 L-I thought that you might need me to help you with the books. 224 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,111 You know, the corporate checkbook. Where is it? 225 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,843 Actually, Mom's got it. She wasn't comfortable with me- 226 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,419 [Narrator] Michael now had the distasteful choice... 227 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,148 of either asking his mother for money or going tojail. 228 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:07,054 Maybe Buster killed her already. 229 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,627 [Narrator] Tobias was also having a bad day. 230 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,130 Lindsay had met someone, and he hadn't. 231 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:17,498 And that's when he found what he thought was a support group for depressed men. 232 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,967 Well, if it isn't the boy who cried "Phoenix." 233 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:28,069 Ohh! No, I was just, uh- just worried about Buster. 234 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:32,082 I thought maybe I should give him a little guidance. 235 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:35,244 Write him a check. Be a role model. Where's the company checkbook? 236 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,822 I already have a new role model, Michael. 237 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,791 - His Uncle Oscar is living here now. - Wow. 238 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,692 You guys have accomplished a lot in the last three hours. 239 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,698 - Where is he? - I sent him out for a new air horn. 240 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,860 - [Bell Dings] - [Men Grunting] 241 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,439 - [Horn Blasts] - Yeah! 242 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,874 - We've got it all under control. - Great. 243 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:04,474 I'm just worried that it's only gonna be a matter of time... 244 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:08,110 before the media starts putting together all the pieces of this Iraq story. 245 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,882 [Narrator] Michael had recently found out that the model home... 246 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,550 he and his son currently lived in... 247 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:18,460 was very similar to some his father may have illegally been building in Iraq. 248 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:23,194 They haven't yet. And frankly, it's a very difficult charge to prove. 249 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,968 Man, that jury's gonna fall in love with you. 250 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:36,571 - What do you need, Michael? - I don't need anything. 251 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,651 I'm great, 'cause everyone else is great. 252 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:43,745 I can't tell you how nice it is to not be needed anymore. 253 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,416 [Annyong] I want you. 254 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:52,054 Okay, the jury might actually like that. 255 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,260 [Narrator] It was at that moment that Gob found something thejury might not like. 256 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,531 Hammer. Oops. 257 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,949 [Narrator] And Lindsay arrived at what she thought was a date. 258 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,951 Hey! You found it. 259 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,544 So, shall we start in the kitchen? 260 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,351 - I thought the bedroom. - Sure. 261 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,393 I'll meet you up there. I gotta make this place smell like cookies. 262 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:26,897 And you should know, I am anticipating multiples on this. 263 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:30,696 Well, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility. 264 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,735 [Narrator] Lindsay was nervous and took a shower to relax. 265 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:42,280 I can't do this. I'm not ready for this. [Screams] 266 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,780 Come on, kids. We'll go downstairs and have some cookies. 267 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,081 [Narrator] The kids were in for some bad news too. 268 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,919 Tobias, meanwhile, discovered that what he thought was a support group... 269 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,153 turned out to be a team ofbald men painted blue. 270 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,357 Even Lucille was about to find herself in trouble. 271 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,559 - Oh, you've done this before. - [Chuckling] 272 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,136 You know, you should let your hair grow long. 273 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,434 Yeah? I've thought about it. I guess I'd look like you. 274 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,566 - [Chuckling] - More than you'll ever know. 275 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,711 Are you living in one of Saddam's many palaces? 276 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,283 They may have been built by the same developer. 277 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:23,515 And a seal attack. Meet one surprised bather, coming up. 278 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,758 [Giggling] 279 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:30,260 [Narrator] Seven minutes had passed since Gob had discovered the document. 280 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,126 [Intercom: Woman] Gob, your mother on line one. 281 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,097 I'm coming over. Don't talk to anyone. 282 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:40,694 It was at that moment that Lucille was stopped by a documentary filmmaker. 283 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:45,072 Uh, your company's being accused of profiting off the building of houses in Iraq. 284 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,611 That's crazy. We're all loyal Americans. 285 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,240 Oh, yeah. Would you enlist your son or daughter in the army? 286 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,454 Yes. 287 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,616 [Narrator] Michael was out of options... 288 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:07,131 and, knowing that his father had a penchant for hiding valuable things in walls... 289 00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,395 considered one last desperate gambit. 290 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,302 This is crazy. What am I doing? Using a hammer to try to- 291 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,466 - [Yells] - [Screams] 292 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,838 - Are you crazy? - Are you blue? 293 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,348 Only in color, Michael. Only in color. 294 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,318 It seems I might have stumbled upon an acting opportunity. 295 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,650 As a member of the Blue Man Group? 296 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,656 Oh, no, you're thinking of the support group. 297 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,489 I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group. 298 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,359 But it's funny. If I hadn't sought out a support group... 299 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:44,198 I never would've gotten this gig as an understudy for a performance art group. 300 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,895 [Clatter On Floor] 301 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,940 You know, the universe works in mysterious ways, Michael. 302 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:53,501 You never know where help is going to come from until you look for it. 303 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,672 Why does everybody think that I need help? 304 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,751 [Chuckles] Michael, look at you. 305 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:04,221 I mean, you're holding a sledgehammer, your shirt is cov- Oh, I did that. 306 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,724 Um, here, let me, uh-Well- 307 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,886 [Narrator] And Michael realized that he, too, had been too proud. 308 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,362 - I need money. - I can't help you. 309 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:17,993 I know. It did bother me that they did so well without me. 310 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,401 But l-I do have to ask them for help. 311 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,770 And I have to ask for an audition. 312 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,241 You haven't auditioned yet? 313 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,676 Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet. 314 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,874 No, I'm afraid I just "blue" myself. 315 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,115 There's gotta be a better way to say that. 316 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,089 [Narrator] Tobias rushed to the theater, hoping to be seen. 317 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,455 Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen. 318 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,825 - [Thumping] - What the hell was that? 319 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:49,230 [Narrator] So, for the second time in two days, the family gathered at the hospital. 320 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,894 Everything's gonna be okay. I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 321 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,735 I'm so sorry that this happened. I spoke to him just before he left the house. 322 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,572 - Oh, really? What was the last thing he said? - I just "blue" myself. 323 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:03,444 He said some wonderful things... 324 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,916 including the fact that sometimes people... 325 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,749 are too proud to ask for help when they need it. 326 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:13,985 - Oh, God! Fine. I need you! - I need you, okay, Michael? - No, l-I didn't mean for- 327 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,857 He was a Realtor, Michael. Now my husband's in the hospital. 328 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:21,990 Mom volunteered me for the army just because the fat man dared her to. 329 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,265 - We can't let them take Buster. - I lost my wig, my Uncle Sam wig. 330 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:29,363 Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. 331 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,535 I know too much. I've got the thingy. 332 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,670 Half in English, half in scribbly. 333 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,012 Michael, please, we need you! 334 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,248 Well, I hate to cancel my medical follow-up in Phoenix... 335 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,347 but you give me the corporate checkbook, I'll see what I can do. 336 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,688 Excuse me. Mrs. Fünke. 337 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,854 - Oh, this guy again. - How is he, Doctor? 338 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,330 It, uh, looks like he's dead. 339 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,731 - Oh, my God! - [Gob] Oh, little guy! 340 00:18:56,835 --> 00:19:00,271 - The tears aren't coming! The tears just aren't coming! - Okay, okay. 341 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,465 Uh, just to be clear- 342 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,008 Looks like he's dead, or he is dead? 343 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,078 It just looks like he's dead. 344 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,012 He's got, like, blue paint on him or something, but he's going to be fine. 345 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,583 - What is wrong with you? - [Maeby] What a- [Bleeps] doctor! 346 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:16,848 - I'll let you celebrate privately. - Hey, we want this comped! 347 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,423 Well, I'm gonna- I'm just gonna head out. 348 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:23,484 You don't need some, uh, piece of- [Bleeps] uncle hanging around. 349 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,723 Hey, hey! That's not my dad. That's not the guy you want. If you want anybody, it's me. 350 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,493 - [Lucille] What? - [Gob] Michael? 351 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,228 Yeah. I gotta turn myself in or make bail... 352 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,304 uh, maybe by, like, 8:00. 353 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,669 Hey, hey, hey. That's enough. 354 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,902 Whoa, hey. You might want to have that looked at. 355 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,174 Thanks, Mikey. [Kisses] 356 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,079 They think I'm involved in this Iraq thing... 357 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,653 and I can't prove that I'm not with Dad not around... 358 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,450 so I need your help or I'm gonna go to jail. 359 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:56,392 We've got the proof, Michael. Dad signed a contract with Saddam. 360 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,697 [Whispers] Hussein. 361 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,028 Use it. 362 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,866 If it makes your father look bad, then so be it. He's long gone now. 363 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,703 - Hey, uh, where's the briefcase? - Oscar has it. 364 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,243 Hey, I'm awfully sorry I'm late. 365 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,906 I got here as fast as l- Oh, how is he? 366 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,983 Did you just change your clothes? 367 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,712 Hey, look what I found on windowsill. 368 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,220 Just hat. Someone take wig. 369 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,759 [Narrator] In fact, it was George Sr. Who took wig... 370 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,623 - Hit it! - and was fleeing the country with the evidence... 371 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,754 Michael so badly needed. 372 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,834 You made a huge mistake. 373 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,365 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 374 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:46,172 - Lindsay almost stumbles upon a dating opportunity. - You look really hot. 375 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:51,238 But instead, is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104. 376 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,346 Michael finally gets the corporate checkbook... 377 00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,254 only to find that the family has gotten to it first. 378 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,418 And Barry lands in jail. 379 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,586 You're glad Tobias is pressing charges? 380 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:08,188 I am having the time of my life. 381 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,564 - Hey. - Hey, Dr. Hate. 382 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,637 [Guard] No touching! 383 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,266 [Exhales] 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net