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Now the story of a wealthy

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family who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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[Man Narrating]
Michael was meeting...

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[Man Narrating]
Michael was meeting...

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with the company's
accountant, Ira Gilligan.

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Anyway, I have gone over
this 10 different ways...

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and you're reporting
income on an account

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that... You know, it
is just freezing in here.

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Well, the
thermostat is in my office.

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While it's
freezing in here, it's

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still hot in
there. So please continue.

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There's basically
no money where it

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should be. I think
I'm catching a cold.

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- You're not catching a cold.
- I know my body.

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There's no
money in  the account?

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- I'm sorry

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- This is like the bayou in

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here.
- I tried  to tell you that.

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I guess I just had
to find out for myself.

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Anyway, this isn't the first

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discrepancy with
your father's books.

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With this court case coming

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up, I just have to warn you...

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if they ask me to
testify, I am not gonna lie.

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- No one's asking you to lie.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You're asking
Gilligan not to lie?

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Please call me Ira.
I don't like Gilligan.

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Who doesn't like Gilligan?

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Is it cold in here?

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So, listen. You
have been married

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two weeks now. It
seems to be sticking.

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And let's pretend
it's a good thing.

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I guess this makes
me your best man...

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and I would like to
throw you a bachelor party.

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Yeah, I don't
think she'd go for that.

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Besides, I talked
to Dad. He said it was

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stupid to get
married in the first place.

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And he's right. He's right.

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I've gotta get rid of her.

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You know, l... I
said two weeks ago

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that I thought it
was a stupid idea.

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Suddenly Dad says it
and it's good advice?

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You know you don't have
to do everything Dad says.

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I don't do
everything Dad says. He

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just happens to
be right about this.

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You can help me
get rid ofher though.

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Mom's having a
cocktail party. She'll be

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there. Maybe you
can try to break us up.

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- I can't do that.
- Why not?

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You did it with me and Marta.

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You had no problem with that,

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guy. You know
what? Lie to her.

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Tell her that I'm
insensitive and unreliable.

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Something about how
you can never confront

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people. You need someone

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to clean up your messes.

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See, that's great. And that's

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just off the top of your head.

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Michael, Gob. I was
just in the neighborhood.

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Good Lord. It is
sweltering in here.

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As you may or may not know...

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Lindsay and I have hit
a bit of a rough patch.

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Really? When did that start?

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- Well..

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I don't want to
blame it all on 9/11...

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but it certainly didn't help.

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But anyway, I need your

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help. If you could possibly...

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Could we go back to
your office, please?

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I just want to
be a family again.

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I guess what I'm saying is

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I want to reunite the band.

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Oh, no.

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-  [Narrator]
"Oh, no"was right

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In the mid '90s,
Tobias formed a folk

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music group with
Lindsay and Maeby...

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called Dr.
Fünke's 100% Natural

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Good-Time
Family-Band Solution.

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The group was underwritten by

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the Natural
Life Food Company...

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a division of Chem
Grow, an Allyn-Crane

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acquisition, and
part of the Squimm Group.

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Their motto was
simple. "We keep you alive."

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?? { Singing Jingle]

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Zanotab may cause
dry mouth, hair loss...

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an overly alert
feeling, and in

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some cases may
diminish your sex drive.

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Well, there's a
wellness convention in town...

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and I thought
maybe you could talk

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Lindsay into
joining me up onstage.

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Yeah. Why don't  you ask her?

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- Oh,

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would, but she just
doesn't take me seriously.

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[Narrator]
Michael tried to find the

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money the
accountant said was missing.

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I don't know. I
probably stole it.

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I mean, if he says
it's missing, it is.

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Unless he stole it.
Hey, maybe he stole it.

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- He's the one that said it's

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missing.
- Yeah,  I probably stole it.

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Well, we need to find it

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before Ira is
asked to testify.

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- I thought we
were talking about

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Gilligan. Who's  Ira?
- Ira Gilligan.

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Ira's his first name. He

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actually hates to
be called Gilligan.

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Well, he never told me that.

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Gilligan has
promised me that all

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this money will
be saved in I.R.A.s.

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- It's Ira, sir.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan.

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Will be saved in "Iras."

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- What the hell is this,

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Gilligan?
- It's Ira, sir.

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- Please call me...
- Gilligan!

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Michael, if he
testifies, I am screwed.

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Here's what you
do. You take him

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out for some
fishing or something.

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Why would I take him  fishing?

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- Fun. Guy fun

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- Let's get him  on our side.
- No.

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Look. I'm not
taking him fishing.

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Oh, that's right.
You hated fishing.

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- No, I didn't.
- No, I'll

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get Gob. Yeah. He liked it.

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- Hang on a second.
- He's the one who's fun.

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I liked fishing. Where
are you going? I'm fun.

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It's just that... Listen.

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The way to fix this Ira thing

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is not to buy
him off. All right?

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- It's to find out where the

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money went.
- You're no fun.

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Yeah. I'm plenty fun.

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[Narrator] That night the

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family
gathered at Lucille's...

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to welcome Gob's wife.

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I have always
wanted a daughter. { Gasps]

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And a blonde. What fun.

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Where did Annyong
get  thatjuice box?

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- Annyong

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Those are for
his soccer team. No

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sugar for you. You
just get more awful.

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Hey, Adopted Brother.

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Do you think I could have a

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hit of that juice box? That...

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{ Sucking Air]

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[Narrator] Michael tried to

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convince Lindsay to rejoin...

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Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural

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Good-Time
Family-Band Solution.

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Dr. Fünke's 100%
Natural Good-Time

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Family-Band Solution
was a nightmare for me.

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Hmm. Well, he said it was the

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most fun your
family's ever had.

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Yeah, well, I was wacked

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on Zanotab the entire time.

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I thought
Zanotab was supposed to

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make everything a
little bit better.

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For 15 minutes.
Then it burns when

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you pee, and your
marriage goes to hell.

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It is not a good supplement.

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Besides, Maeby's
not gonna want to do it.

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I wanna do it.!
Are you kidding me?

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Those were our
best times ever.

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This party just
keeps gettin' better.

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So, uh... You
know, if you want me on

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wood block, I can
keep perfect time.

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Some call me
the human metronome.

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You notice how I'm always on

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time? I'm never
late for things.

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Yeah, but I
think punctuality is

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slightly
different from rhythm.

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No, it's not.
It's the exact same

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thing. It's knowing
how long things take.

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Look. I'm just
doing this because if my

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parents split up, it's
a lot more work for me.

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I know. They
split up once in Boston.

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When they get along, I
get tons more alone time.

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When they
don't, guess who they

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start spending
all their time with.

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- Me.
- We've  been talking here

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for 28 seconds.
Just so you know.

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Excuse me. Dr. "Funky?"

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- Ah, Fünke.
-  Of Dr. Fünke's 100%

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Natural Good-Time
Family-Band Solution?

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- Yes!
- Oh, my... I saw you in '96.

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- Oh!
- You sang a song about

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a supplement called Teamocil?

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- Teamocil.
- I mean, you just nailed me!

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It was like you
knew every side

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effect I was going
through at that time.

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?? { Singing Jingle]

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Sadly, Teamocil
has  been discontinued.

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- Oh

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The sense of wellness it

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created in relationships...

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was merely the first sign of

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complete pituitary shutdown.

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Excuse me? Are you,
uh... Hi. I'm Michael.

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- Hi

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- I'm Gob's brother.
-

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Yes. He told me all about you.

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- You have a terrific voice.
- I smell olives!

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[Narrator] And Michael,

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as per Gob's request...

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tried to convince his

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wife that Gob was unreliable.

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So, Gob is late. But I

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guess that's who you married.

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He's probably out trying to

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do something very important.

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Are you hitting on me?
Gob said that would happen.

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[Door Opens, Closes]

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Hey, Gob. It's a
good thing you're

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not staying
married to this girl.

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You've got her
hating me... at least

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your version of me,
which is actually you.

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Well, I talked to Dad, and he

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thinks that I
should stay in it.

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Stay in the marriage?
You're not letting Dad

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lead you around by
the nose again, are you?

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Think about it. I've got the

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marriage and none
of the good parts.

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It's like, so far it's
been all chain and no ball.

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- Sure.
- So, we'll have a

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ceremony and a bachelor party.

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A bachelor party? You
want one now? Come on.

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- You're not
giving your best man a

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whole lot of prep  time.
- Dad can handle it.

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- Dad?
- Yeah. You know.

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He's a fun guy, and...

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I'm making him  my best man.

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- You'r

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making Dad your
best man. That's great.

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I guess being your brother...

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and solving all
your problems for you

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doesn't qualify
me as your best man.

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Hey. If he
wants to support me,

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I'm not gonna
tell him to go to hell.

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Don't worry. You're still...

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- What? Invited

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No, I was gonna say
you're still the guy

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I want solving my
problems, but, yeah...

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Let me talk to Dad
about that invite situation.

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[Narrator] The next day,

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Gob visited his father...

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to prepare for
his bachelor party.

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You know, I really think that

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you're gonna like this woman.

252
00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:30,256
Well, she's
costing me enough, but

253
00:08:30,339 --> 00:08:31,966
she's... oh, she's
a hell of a stripper.

254
00:08:32,007 --> 00:08:33,717
- No, I mean my wife.
- Oh.

255
00:08:33,801 --> 00:08:36,262
Well, l... I
doubt that very much.

256
00:08:36,345 --> 00:08:38,764
Well, I can tell
you that Michael was

257
00:08:38,848 --> 00:08:41,141
pretty upset that you
wanted to be best man.

258
00:08:41,225 --> 00:08:43,310
- Don't worry about  Michael.
- Yeah, my

259
00:08:43,394 --> 00:08:45,396
bachelor party's
about having fun, right?

260
00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:47,314
No, no. Your
bachelor party's about

261
00:08:47,398 --> 00:08:48,399
convincing Gilligan that

262
00:08:48,482 --> 00:08:49,483
he's killed a stripper...

263
00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:51,485
getting him out of
town so he can't testify...

264
00:08:51,568 --> 00:08:52,695
and making sure that people

265
00:08:52,778 --> 00:08:53,946
think that he took the money.

266
00:08:53,988 --> 00:08:55,864
- It is?
- Yeah.

267
00:08:55,948 --> 00:08:57,825
This accountant
can do us a lot of

268
00:08:57,908 --> 00:08:59,827
damage. I want him
neutralized. Do you hear me?

269
00:08:59,868 --> 00:09:02,162
That's why I
want you to use this

270
00:09:02,246 --> 00:09:03,330
stripper... a

271
00:09:03,414 --> 00:09:04,706
narcoleptic,
believe it or not.

272
00:09:04,706 --> 00:09:06,667
A friend of mine
at the yacht club,

273
00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,585
he used her for
his bachelor party.

274
00:09:08,669 --> 00:09:12,047
We wanted you to
have the first piece!

275
00:09:12,714 --> 00:09:15,551
- { Snoring]
- [Men Laughing]

276
00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:18,178
You put her in a
darkened space, she's out.

277
00:09:18,262 --> 00:09:20,138
You get him
drunk. He passes out.

278
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,307
Then you cover
the floor with corn

279
00:09:22,391 --> 00:09:24,476
syrup, mixed
with a little red dye.

280
00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:28,146
He comes to. "Eee!
Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out.

281
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,481
Okay. But how
do you know that

282
00:09:29,564 --> 00:09:30,732
he's gonna leave the country?

283
00:09:30,816 --> 00:09:32,484
That's why I got
you those honeymoon

284
00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,194
tickets. You never
thanked me for those.

285
00:09:34,236 --> 00:09:35,237
{ Stammering] I'm sorry.

286
00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,363
I meant to. I was gonna...

287
00:09:36,446 --> 00:09:37,781
You just have to

288
00:09:37,864 --> 00:09:39,157
convince him
that this happened.

289
00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:42,077
- That he killed a stripper?
- Can you do this?

290
00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,286
Can I trust you? You're not

291
00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,830
gonna go all
Michael on me, are ya?

292
00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:46,748
Nobody's turning
all Michael on you.

293
00:09:46,832 --> 00:09:48,333
But when you
get out, then we're

294
00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:49,876
gonna have a real
party. Right, Dad?

295
00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:51,837
Are you kidding?
When I get out of here...

296
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,129
you're gonna throw me the

297
00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:54,673
biggest party
this town's ever seen.

298
00:09:54,714 --> 00:09:57,008
- All right?
- ?? [Folk Trio]

299
00:09:57,092 --> 00:09:59,052
[Narrator] Back
at the model home...

300
00:09:59,135 --> 00:10:01,179
{ Lindsay Sings Wrong Word]

301
00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:04,140
Stop! It is not Zanotab.

302
00:10:04,182 --> 00:10:05,767
Well, maybe if I
was allowed to have a

303
00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:07,435
Zanotab, I'd
remember it's Euphorazine.

304
00:10:07,477 --> 00:10:09,229
No. We are not
going to do that again.

305
00:10:09,312 --> 00:10:10,980
This family is not
about to start using.

306
00:10:11,064 --> 00:10:13,400
We are pushers, not takers.

307
00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:16,653
Okay. Once more,
from the bridge.

308
00:10:16,736 --> 00:10:17,737
- { Scoffs

309
00:10:17,821 --> 00:10:19,697
?? { Singing]

310
00:10:19,781 --> 00:10:21,658
What is that noise?

311
00:10:21,658 --> 00:10:24,244
We don't need the wood block.

312
00:10:24,369 --> 00:10:27,080
No, I just thought I
would join in on the fun.

313
00:10:27,205 --> 00:10:28,790
I mean, you guys
are always talking

314
00:10:28,873 --> 00:10:30,542
about, you know,
family and loving and...

315
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:32,210
having good
times in the circle...

316
00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:34,087
You know what?
This isn't working.

317
00:10:34,212 --> 00:10:35,421
Maybe I'm just gonna go off

318
00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:36,714
and rehearse with Maeby alone.

319
00:10:36,839 --> 00:10:37,840
Oh, fine. Then I'll

320
00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:39,300
rehearse with
Maeby after dinner.

321
00:10:40,343 --> 00:10:43,596
No! This is
wholesome, family fun, okay?

322
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,432
Let's take it from
loose stool! One, two and a...

323
00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:48,518
What is that in your
mouth? Is that a Euphorazine?

324
00:10:48,518 --> 00:10:50,436
Lindsay, spit it out!
That's not real happiness!

325
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,813
- Well, it's better than what

326
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,439
we've got now.
-  Lindsay, spit it out!

327
00:10:53,481 --> 00:10:55,316
[Narrator] And
Michael arrived home...

328
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,152
determined to prove
that he was, in fact, fun.

329
00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:00,279
I just booked us a
little fishing trip.

330
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,115
- But why? What did I do?
-

331
00:11:02,198 --> 00:11:03,825
Hmm? No, no.
This is a fun thing!

332
00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:05,910
Okay? Something I've
always wanted to do with you.

333
00:11:05,993 --> 00:11:07,161
Everybody's always having

334
00:11:07,245 --> 00:11:08,454
fun around here. Why can't we?

335
00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:10,790
[Lindsay, Muffled]
Already down.! Get

336
00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:13,042
your finger out of
my throat.! It's down.!

337
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,877
- Anyway, I thought you hated

338
00:11:14,961 --> 00:11:16,629
fishing.
- No,  it's fun. I like fun.

339
00:11:16,712 --> 00:11:19,006
I just hated
doing it with my dad.

340
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,300
This is gonna be
you and me. Okay?

341
00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:23,386
We get to stay at
a hotel, get up at

342
00:11:23,469 --> 00:11:25,471
4:00 a.m., slap on
the old seasick patch.

343
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,390
We're gonna get out
there on the choppy

344
00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:28,474
ocean. We're gonna catch

345
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,558
ourselves a little lunch.

346
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,977
Oh, we get to eat it?

347
00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:34,522
After we gut it.

348
00:11:34,605 --> 00:11:36,315
Yes.

349
00:11:36,398 --> 00:11:37,733
[Narrator] While the Bluth

350
00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:39,109
boys
contemplated having fun...

351
00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:42,279
Lucille had a request
for Gob's bachelor party.

352
00:11:42,363 --> 00:11:43,739
Why do I have  to bring him?

353
00:11:44,865 --> 00:11:46,200
Because
Buster's your brother...

354
00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:48,410
and I'm not
gonna leave him home

355
00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:50,537
alone with all
this J-U-l-C-E around.

356
00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:53,457
I can spell, Mom.
You spelled "juice."

357
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:54,792
Oh, you're so

358
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,210
brilliant.
Let's see you find it.

359
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,087
Besides, I'm going to

360
00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,838
Annyong's soccer
award ceremony...

361
00:11:59,922 --> 00:12:01,840
Annyong.

362
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,180
And I don't need
the other soccer moms

363
00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:09,973
knowing how old my
first batch of kids are.

364
00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:11,809
And I don't need
the other soccer moms

365
00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:13,644
knowing how old my
first batch of kids are.

366
00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:14,937
- Yeah, I think they're gonna

367
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,396
know that  Annyong's...
- Annyong.

368
00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:17,940
Would somebody please tell

369
00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,525
this insufferable child to...

370
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,318
God!

371
00:12:21,401 --> 00:12:23,320
[Narrator] And so, as
Michael and his son...

372
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:25,447
checked into the
hotel, his brothers arrived.

373
00:12:25,531 --> 00:12:27,241
What are you  guys doing here?

374
00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:30,118
Oh, we're having
Gob's bachelor party.

375
00:12:30,202 --> 00:12:31,870
You're not going? Even Dad's

376
00:12:31,954 --> 00:12:33,538
coming... {
Giggles] Via satellite.

377
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,415
Uh, no. I'm gonna
go fishing with my

378
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,250
son here. We're
gonna go have some fun.

379
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,836
Real fun. Okay?
Not everything is

380
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,422
strippers and booze
and buckets of blood.

381
00:12:42,506 --> 00:12:45,217
Why do you guys
have buckets ofblood?

382
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,344
It's not real blood.
It's corn syrup and red dye.

383
00:12:47,427 --> 00:12:50,138
- Juice.
- We have unlimited juice?

384
00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:54,392
{ Chuckles] This party
is gonna be off the hook.

385
00:12:54,476 --> 00:12:56,144
[Narrator]
Meanwhile, at the wellness

386
00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:57,854
convention in the
very same hotel...

387
00:12:57,938 --> 00:12:59,898
Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural

388
00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:01,858
Good-Time
Family-Band Solution...

389
00:13:01,942 --> 00:13:03,902
was preparing for their show.

390
00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:06,488
Here are the new
Euphorazine side effects.

391
00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,698
Ah, the solo. That is for my

392
00:13:08,782 --> 00:13:10,784
lovely and talented daughter.

393
00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,035
"Delayed irritability?"

394
00:13:12,118 --> 00:13:13,286
What do they mean by delayed?

395
00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,954
It means it
comes later! This is

396
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,790
ridiculous! Why do
we even have to do this?

397
00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:20,085
We are doing this to
keep our family together.

398
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:21,711
No, I'm serious. We're

399
00:13:21,795 --> 00:13:23,338
dressed like
we're in the '60s.

400
00:13:23,421 --> 00:13:25,006
- It's the 21 st
century. We should be

401
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:26,758
dressing like it's  the '80s.
- Lindsay...

402
00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:28,384
I'm tired of trying to find

403
00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,220
happiness through
lies and self-medicating.

404
00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:33,264
If you need me,
I'll be at the bar.

405
00:13:33,348 --> 00:13:35,266
Well, fine,
Lindsay. That's fine.

406
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:38,561
- Maeby and I'll just do...
- Yeah. I'm out too.

407
00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:41,940
You think you can
handle it alone? 'Cause

408
00:13:41,981 --> 00:13:43,900
if you don't
perform, we don't validate.

409
00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:50,198
- [Women Chattering]
-

410
00:13:50,281 --> 00:13:51,991
[Narrator] Back in
Michael's hotel room...

411
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:54,243
the guys were
settling down for the night...

412
00:13:54,327 --> 00:13:55,661
so as to be ready for

413
00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:57,080
their 4:00 a.m. wake-up call.

414
00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:58,539
It sure sounds like they're

415
00:13:58,623 --> 00:13:59,999
having fun out
there by the pool.

416
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,793
Oh, they think they're having

417
00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,544
fun, Son, but
it's not lasting fun.

418
00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:07,215
It is fleeting fun,
like a bachelor party.

419
00:14:08,174 --> 00:14:10,718
What we got here is lasting

420
00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:13,221
fun. Okay? You
think about that.

421
00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:16,641
- Good night, Son.
- Good night, Dad.

422
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:19,518
- [Woman] Marco.!
- [Man] Polo.!

423
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,520
[Woman] Marco.!

424
00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:24,357
- [Man] Polo.!
- [Women] Marco.!

425
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:28,277
- Hey, Dad?
- [Man] Polo.!

426
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:31,822
- Dad, are you still awake?
- Still awake.

427
00:14:31,947 --> 00:14:34,200
It's just, um...

428
00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:36,619
I mean, this is
really fun and everything...

429
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,663
This isn't even the
fun part. Tomorrow...

430
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:41,791
Yeah.

431
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:44,418
The problem I'm
having is, uh...

432
00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:46,587
- I have a pretty finely

433
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,672
tuned internal  clock...
- Mm-hmm.

434
00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:50,007
which is why
I'm actually such

435
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,217
a good natural percussionist.

436
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,802
And, um...

437
00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:55,137
I'm just worried that I'm not

438
00:14:55,221 --> 00:14:56,513
gonna be able
to fall asleep...

439
00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:59,016
for another two
hours and 45 minutes.

440
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,768
So, I was
thinking maybe I would go

441
00:15:00,851 --> 00:15:02,394
down and check
out Maeby's band...

442
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:03,687
and you could go see if

443
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:05,147
Gob's bachelor
party has started.

444
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:08,400
Shh, shh, shh. I'm
right where I want to be.

445
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:10,569
Gob had his chance
to have me there...

446
00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:12,237
but if you're sure
that you can't sleep.

447
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,989
It's just... I
don't know when I'm

448
00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:15,699
gonna get another
chance like this...

449
00:15:15,741 --> 00:15:17,326
You know, to be
there for family.

450
00:15:17,409 --> 00:15:18,410
- Right

451
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:20,370
- I'd hate to miss it,

452
00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,289
because I was  too proud.
- Right.

453
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,044
Wait a minute.
"Too proud?" What

454
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,213
does this have to
do with "too proud?"

455
00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,590
Actually, that part
was kinda just for you.

456
00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:34,301
I was just worried
the whole thing wasn't

457
00:15:34,384 --> 00:15:36,970
gonna land unless I
included the pride part.

458
00:15:37,054 --> 00:15:38,221
[Narrator] Upstairs, Gob was

459
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,806
preparing to set
up the accountant...

460
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:42,809
under his
father's helpful gaze.

461
00:15:42,893 --> 00:15:44,061
- Who called the cops?
- And

462
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,562
with the aid of
some helpful gays.

463
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:46,605
You told me to hire

464
00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:47,939
people to look
like my friends.

465
00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:50,150
They're Hot Cops.
They're entertainers.

466
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,985
Although I specifically asked

467
00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:53,737
them not to
come dressed as cops.

468
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,697
You better change
now. He's gonna be

469
00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:57,532
here soon. Butch,
guys. I want it butch.

470
00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:59,493
Hey, uh, you got
the blood. Right?

471
00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:01,077
Yeah, I got two
buckets full right...

472
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,829
Hey! What the hell
happened to the blood?

473
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:04,831
[Giggling]

474
00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:07,918
- Hey, Brother.
- Whoa.!

475
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,669
- Somebody put
on his lipstick in

476
00:16:09,753 --> 00:16:11,254
the car.
-  [Buster] I love juice!

477
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,632
This next number is the only

478
00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:15,884
ballad that the
Solution ever attempted.

479
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,345
And I must say I
feel a bit like a Mary...

480
00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:20,347
without a Peter and a Paul,

481
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,223
but I suppose
it's worth a shot.

482
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,185
?? { Singing Jingle]

483
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,189
?? [Strumming]

484
00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:36,779
?? [Singing]

485
00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:56,382
"Teamocil is no
longer available.

486
00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:57,925
Please try
either Grouphug, Bondat

487
00:16:57,925 --> 00:16:59,427
or consult your
own Wellness Guide. "

488
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:01,763
- Teamocil!
- [Person Claps]

489
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:06,726
You're out of the band.

490
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,853
[Narrator] And, back
at the bachelor party...

491
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:10,605
Gilligan had arrived, and

492
00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:12,231
the con was in full swing.

493
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:13,649
It's Ira, and I'm fine.

494
00:17:13,774 --> 00:17:15,776
Come on! Have a drink!

495
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,278
There's some
stuff coming up you

496
00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:18,779
might not be
able to handle sober.

497
00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:22,158
Speaking of
which, where's Buster?

498
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,284
[Narrator] In fact,

499
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:24,577
Buster had
finished thejuice...

500
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,995
- And was
desperately looking for

501
00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:27,413
his next sugar  fix...
- { Growls]

502
00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,415
when he discovered
the cake in the next room.

503
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,709
Unfortunately, he
was unaware of the

504
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,961
narcoleptic
stripper confined within it.

505
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,588
[Screams]

506
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,757
{ Snores]

507
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,050
Yeah, I better go in the back

508
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,301
room and have a look for him.

509
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,261
- Ira, have a drink!
- I'm

510
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,180
not thirsty. I want some food.

511
00:17:44,221 --> 00:17:46,390
- [Gob] Ooh.
- { Snoring]

512
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:48,476
Okay. Keep it together.
Don't go all Michael here.

513
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:51,187
Knock, knock!
Where's the married bachelor?

514
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,521
Michael, I
thought you weren't

515
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,064
coming. I
thought he wasn't coming!

516
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:55,900
Well, I wasn't
going to, but he's my

517
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,693
brother, and I'm
here to support him...

518
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:02,948
like all these,
uh, hot men and Ira.

519
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:04,575
Well, you're
not gonna stay. I

520
00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,118
mean, this isn't
your kind of scene.

521
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,911
Dad, please, stay out
of it, all right? I'm

522
00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,747
here for Gob. Now,
where are the strippers?

523
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:10,998
- Well, l...
- Mmm! You got a

524
00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:12,207
little back room going, huh?

525
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,500
- Well, l...
- Mmm! You got a

526
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:14,668
little back room going, huh?

527
00:18:14,752 --> 00:18:16,670
- Huh? Huh?
- Well...

528
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:18,505
just relax. I'm as fun as

529
00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:20,340
anybody. I can
handle a back room.

530
00:18:20,382 --> 00:18:21,759
- I'm calling the cops.
- No!

531
00:18:21,842 --> 00:18:23,135
- We're changing again, guys!

532
00:18:23,218 --> 00:18:26,013
- No. No cops.
- Well, what is this?

533
00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:28,223
She died. She's dead.

534
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,059
- It was Gilligan!
- What?

535
00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,020
Gilligan killed the
skipper... stripper.

536
00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:34,980
I didn't kill any stripper.

537
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,064
- You're drunk. You don't

538
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,149
remember.

539
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,442
- You're  pulling the rip cord

540
00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:40,527
Ira, take my
honeymoon tickets. Get

541
00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,571
out of the
country. Save yourself.

542
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,489
- I'm not drunk. Bix made me

543
00:18:44,573 --> 00:18:46,366
the designated driver.
- Bix!

544
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,785
[Narrator] Just then,
the stripper woke up...

545
00:18:48,869 --> 00:18:50,078
saw Buster with what appeared

546
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,455
to be blood
around his mouth...

547
00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:53,081
- And thought she had killed

548
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,624
him for groping  her.
- Not again.

549
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,881
You were setting me up.

550
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,008
You're trying to get
me to leave the country.

551
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,844
Well, the hell with
you, sir. Bix, we're leaving.

552
00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:08,597
I'm testifying.

553
00:19:08,722 --> 00:19:11,183
[Man] Yeah, the
party's over. That's it.

554
00:19:11,308 --> 00:19:13,268
You were trying to set Ira up?

555
00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:16,354
Oh, Gob, Gob.
Come on. Is this true?

556
00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:19,065
Oh, wait a minute. It
wasn't your idea, Gob.

557
00:19:19,149 --> 00:19:21,401
It was your
idea.  Wasn't it, Dad?

558
00:19:21,484 --> 00:19:22,485
- It wa..

559
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:23,820
- Huh?
- Even if it was

560
00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:25,030
my idea, which it wasn't...

561
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:28,700
Gob screwed it up,
which he did and always does.

562
00:19:28,783 --> 00:19:30,076
You don't  have to take that.

563
00:19:31,244 --> 00:19:32,662
What the hell am
I supposed to do?

564
00:19:32,746 --> 00:19:35,081
Here.

565
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,460
- Oh, no. No, no. Don't you

566
00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:41,087
dare, mister.
- Do it. Do it.

567
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,798
Hey, Gob.! I am your
best man. I am your fath...

568
00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:49,053
{ Sighs] What
does it matter? I

569
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:50,972
screwed it up
anyway. A complete failure.

570
00:19:51,097 --> 00:19:53,892
Can't even fake the
death of a stripper.

571
00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:56,644
Oh, come on.
That's not a bad thing.

572
00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:58,062
- It doesn't make you a

573
00:19:58,146 --> 00:19:59,647
failure. Dad's  the failure.
- Really?

574
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,190
When he was my age, he ran

575
00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:02,692
an entire company, had kids.

576
00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:04,402
The company was corrupt. Look

577
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,029
what he's trying to do to us.

578
00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,321
I'll tell you something else.

579
00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:08,531
You might not be a father...

580
00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:10,616
but you are my brother.

581
00:20:12,326 --> 00:20:14,412
I might be a father.

582
00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:17,206
Why don't you start

583
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,666
trusting
yourself. Okay? Not Dad.

584
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:20,626
You're a much
better man than he is.

585
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,087
You're a better
man  than both of us.

586
00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:24,172
- Well

587
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:27,967
You're the best
man. You're my best man.

588
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,552
Not if I have an
actual ceremony,

589
00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:31,012
'cause Dad
would kill me, but...

590
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:32,763
What do you say, hermano?

591
00:20:32,847 --> 00:20:34,432
Help me clean up this mess?

592
00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:36,392
What the hell.

593
00:20:36,892 --> 00:20:39,979
Gob, I want out.

594
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,856
I'm in love
with  your brother.

595
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:42,940
- What

596
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,358
- You did it again, you son

597
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,651
of a bitch!
- No, no! She's...

598
00:20:47,486 --> 00:20:49,280
In-law. Tobias.

599
00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:52,366
Sorry. I should have
finished that thought.

600
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:54,952
[Narrator] On the
next Arrested Development.

601
00:20:55,077 --> 00:20:56,829
Oh, my god. I killed Michael.

602
00:20:56,954 --> 00:20:58,164
Yeah, but on the plus side,

603
00:20:58,247 --> 00:20:59,373
you got punched in the face.

604
00:20:59,415 --> 00:21:03,335
Hey, Brother. Hey, Brother.

605
00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:04,587
[Narrator] Michael solves the

606
00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:05,838
mystery of the missing money.

607
00:21:05,921 --> 00:21:07,840
- Ira was signatory to all

608
00:21:07,923 --> 00:21:09,800
these accounts?
- [Beeps]

609
00:21:09,883 --> 00:21:10,968
Get me Ira Gilligan.

610
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:12,303
- [Narrator] And Gilligan..

611
00:21:12,428 --> 00:21:15,431
- Fulfills his destiny.
- [Cell Phone Ringing]

612
00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:19,101
[Gilligan] Let it ring.



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