1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,171 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,064 [Man Narrating] Against his 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,148 betterjudgment, Michael 8 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,232 had recently set out... 9 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,109 to have an uncomplicated 10 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,903 one-night stand with this woman. 11 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,738 And at his brother's 12 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,406 suggestion, he gave a false identity. 13 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,366 Chareth Cutestory. 14 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,993 [Narrator] And what started as a night 15 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,620 of passion with no strings attached... 16 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,872 got complicated the next morning 17 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,082 when Michael found out she was blind. 18 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,792 He decided to keep seeing her 19 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,461 so as not to appear superficial. 20 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,129 - If it's a one-night stand, I'm not 21 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,714 very good at it. - { Chuckles] Wow. 22 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,841 But aren't you busy with the trial and everything? 23 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:52,635 [Narrator] Unfortunately, the woman also 24 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,347 turned out to be his father's prosecutor. 25 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,098 And so, Michael went to 26 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,683 Maggie's to reveal his identity. 27 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,226 - But, before he could... - It's an 28 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,728 overview of the government's case... 29 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,980 against the Bluth family. 30 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:07,150 What do you think? Do we have a case? 31 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,069 { Mouthing Words] 32 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,031 [Narrator] Meanwhile, 33 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,449 Michael's son, George Michael... 34 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,534 discovered that his cousin 35 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,536 Maeby had been living a double life. 36 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:23,041 - { Coughing] - Maeby, what are you doing? 37 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,834 I still don't get why you're pretending to 38 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,628 be two people, and why is one of you sick? 39 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:29,380 - Hey, you don't get giant checks if 40 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,423 you're healthy. 41 00:01:30,506 --> 00:01:32,216 - Please welcome Surely Fünke 42 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,427 Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl? 43 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:36,471 - Surely's dying? - I figure I'll 44 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,431 kill her off just before graduation. 45 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:40,224 - Just so everyone gets really sad 46 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,309 before prom. 47 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:42,602 - Someone's going to get hurt 48 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:44,103 Not to mention it's kind of 49 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,063 disrespectful for kids who actually have this. 50 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,648 - Not a lot of kids have B.S. 51 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,317 these days. - What does that stand for? 52 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,652 I don't know. It's B.S. 53 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,197 [Narrator] Michael wrestled with the dilemma... 54 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,282 of whether he should look at the 55 00:01:56,365 --> 00:01:58,242 evidence file of the case against his father. 56 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,952 - Michael. - Hey, Gob. 57 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,662 What the hell are you wearing? 58 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,332 What? Oh, this... 59 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,459 The wife likes me in bright sweaters. 60 00:02:06,542 --> 00:02:08,085 [Narrator] Gob, in a 61 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,628 series of escalating dares... 62 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,088 recently got married to a woman 63 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,548 he had only known for an evening. 64 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:15,384 Your wife? She's still your wife? 65 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,178 Well, I went to break up with her 66 00:02:17,261 --> 00:02:18,888 last night, but my timing was not great. 67 00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:20,806 So, I think we should talk. 68 00:02:21,974 --> 00:02:23,851 My parents are getting a divorce. 69 00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:25,394 { Crying] Why aren't you 70 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,896 wearing that sweater I bought you? 71 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:28,147 - What, you don't like it? 72 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:29,356 - No. Of course I like it. 73 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,150 just because I like it doesn't mean I have 74 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:32,985 to wear it. I don't wear everything I like. 75 00:02:33,068 --> 00:02:34,153 Why don't we just get a 76 00:02:34,236 --> 00:02:35,321 divorce? Everybody else is. 77 00:02:35,404 --> 00:02:38,991 No! We're not getting divorced. 78 00:02:39,074 --> 00:02:41,827 She really wants to stay together, so... 79 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:45,122 Well, least you finally consummated it, huh? 80 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:47,332 { Laughs] "Consummated." 81 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,334 What is up with that "prosecutie"? 82 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:50,419 - { Groans 83 00:02:50,502 --> 00:02:51,545 - I hope you didn't break 84 00:02:51,628 --> 00:02:52,755 up with her? - No, I didn't. 85 00:02:52,838 --> 00:02:54,715 And to make matters worse, she gave me this. 86 00:02:54,798 --> 00:02:55,799 It's a summary of the 87 00:02:55,883 --> 00:02:57,342 evidence that they have against Dad. 88 00:02:57,426 --> 00:03:00,929 Okay, Michael. This makes matters better. 89 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:03,098 Let's just destroy it and move on with our lives. 90 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,600 This is not the actual evidence. 91 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:06,059 It's just a list of the evidence. 92 00:03:06,143 --> 00:03:07,895 And judging by the amount of boxes she has 93 00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:09,813 in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot. 94 00:03:09,897 --> 00:03:11,732 A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you 95 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:13,525 won't open it on ethical grounds? 96 00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:15,652 I'm not sure what I'm going to do. 97 00:03:15,736 --> 00:03:17,571 - What is with the insane moral 98 00:03:17,654 --> 00:03:19,364 code in this family? - Yes, we did it. 99 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:21,158 We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. 100 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:23,035 The granite ones in front of the courthouse. 101 00:03:23,118 --> 00:03:25,120 You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit. 102 00:03:25,203 --> 00:03:26,580 You're involved with those 103 00:03:26,663 --> 00:03:28,165 protesters now? When did that happen? 104 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:30,125 Oh, who can remember. 105 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:31,376 [Narrator] Lindsay's 106 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,836 involvement began hours before... 107 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:34,129 when, leaving the plea 108 00:03:34,212 --> 00:03:35,547 hearing, she first determined... 109 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,673 the Ten Commandments 110 00:03:36,756 --> 00:03:37,757 didn't belong there. 111 00:03:37,841 --> 00:03:40,135 - And they won't even allow me 112 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:42,429 one lousy cigarette! - { Gasps] 113 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:44,431 Honey, they're just heels. They 114 00:03:44,514 --> 00:03:46,391 can only support so much weight. 115 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,769 I've always been very passionate 116 00:03:49,853 --> 00:03:50,854 about the separation 117 00:03:50,937 --> 00:03:51,938 of church and state. 118 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,398 - What are you gonna do with 119 00:03:53,481 --> 00:03:54,816 them? - Give 'em to a school. 120 00:03:54,899 --> 00:03:56,192 Can we let another family 121 00:03:56,276 --> 00:03:57,610 bring down the Ten Commandments? 122 00:03:57,652 --> 00:03:59,571 This family's already done more than its share. 123 00:03:59,654 --> 00:04:02,240 Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. 124 00:04:02,323 --> 00:04:04,242 And yet, you're the one who so 125 00:04:04,325 --> 00:04:05,368 conveniently forgot "Thou 126 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:06,536 shalt protect thy father... 127 00:04:06,619 --> 00:04:08,705 and honor no one above him 128 00:04:08,788 --> 00:04:10,832 unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord." 129 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:12,250 I'm not sure that one made 130 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,501 it down the mountain, Gob. 131 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:14,878 - I told you someone would get 132 00:04:14,961 --> 00:04:16,254 hurt. - If I knew it was you... 133 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:17,380 - I wouldn't have been so 134 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:18,965 worried. - Hey, what happened to you? 135 00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:20,967 He was trying to help some handicapped 136 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,844 girl up to the bleachers, and he fell. 137 00:04:22,927 --> 00:04:26,264 It's just a sprain. But at least it's legitimate. 138 00:04:26,347 --> 00:04:28,099 Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's 139 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:29,809 a phase we've all been through. 140 00:04:29,892 --> 00:04:32,478 Except for me. I was like a cat. 141 00:04:32,562 --> 00:04:35,023 I always ended up on all fours. 142 00:04:36,441 --> 00:04:38,401 - Like a cat. - Wait a minute. 143 00:04:38,484 --> 00:04:40,403 They don't have ramps at your school? 144 00:04:40,528 --> 00:04:41,988 - Well, not up the bleachers. 145 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:43,489 - You should threaten to sue. 146 00:04:43,573 --> 00:04:45,450 - It's free if it's just a threat, 147 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:47,326 you know. - Hey, that's a good idea. 148 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:48,536 No one's gonna sue anybody. 149 00:04:48,578 --> 00:04:49,704 I'm not gonna have my son... 150 00:04:49,787 --> 00:04:51,038 start abusing the legal system 151 00:04:51,122 --> 00:04:52,290 like the rest of this family. 152 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:56,836 After all, we're gonna need it for years to come. 153 00:04:56,919 --> 00:04:58,212 [Narrator] And that's when 154 00:04:58,296 --> 00:04:59,839 Michael decided to do the right thing. 155 00:05:02,925 --> 00:05:05,261 So what do you think? Do we have a 156 00:05:05,303 --> 00:05:07,555 case against this idiot family or what? 157 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,140 Well, that's actually why I 158 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:10,641 wanted to talk to you, Maggie. 159 00:05:10,725 --> 00:05:13,519 You see, uh, it turns out that I 160 00:05:13,602 --> 00:05:16,355 am actually one of those idiots. 161 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,733 I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not 162 00:05:18,816 --> 00:05:20,901 the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge. 163 00:05:21,026 --> 00:05:23,821 Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay? 164 00:05:23,946 --> 00:05:25,156 And I want you to know that I 165 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:26,323 never opened up this folder. 166 00:05:26,407 --> 00:05:29,660 And if you could see my face... 167 00:05:29,785 --> 00:05:32,663 uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you. 168 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:38,460 You feel sincere. 169 00:05:38,544 --> 00:05:40,546 Damn it. I have spent the 170 00:05:40,629 --> 00:05:42,506 last five hours hating you... 171 00:05:42,631 --> 00:05:43,799 ever since I found out you 172 00:05:43,882 --> 00:05:45,009 were Michael Bluth in court. 173 00:05:45,092 --> 00:05:48,971 - What? How did you know? - I'm blind, Michael. 174 00:05:49,096 --> 00:05:51,432 - I'm not stuffed up. - You smelled me. 175 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:53,392 - I smelled you, baby. - Maggie, 176 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:55,269 why didn't you tell me at your house? 177 00:05:55,352 --> 00:05:57,396 And why did you give me this folder? 178 00:05:57,521 --> 00:06:01,066 I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. 179 00:06:01,191 --> 00:06:03,026 - This is a wish list. - I 180 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:04,862 can't believe you set me up. 181 00:06:04,987 --> 00:06:07,447 Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory? 182 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:09,700 I know."Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." 183 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:11,660 But, you know, I walked into 184 00:06:11,702 --> 00:06:13,453 that court, and I saw you there... 185 00:06:13,579 --> 00:06:15,747 And... this can't happen, right? 186 00:06:16,915 --> 00:06:19,084 You're damn right this can't happen. 187 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,544 Look at me. This could get me... 188 00:06:20,627 --> 00:06:21,962 Are you actually looking at me? 189 00:06:22,045 --> 00:06:23,505 - Yes, I am. - Okay. I 190 00:06:23,588 --> 00:06:25,007 could get disbarred for this. 191 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:26,425 And your dad would have to 192 00:06:26,508 --> 00:06:27,801 spend tons more time in prison. 193 00:06:27,884 --> 00:06:29,261 I gotta tell you something. The 194 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:30,762 thing that really gets to me is... 195 00:06:30,846 --> 00:06:32,806 that I keep hearing that 196 00:06:32,889 --> 00:06:34,808 Michael Bluth is so... { Beeps] cute. 197 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:37,686 Well, I know Maggie Lizer is 198 00:06:37,769 --> 00:06:40,522 adorable. You don't know what you're missing. 199 00:06:40,605 --> 00:06:42,315 - Really? - Really. 200 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:44,693 - So what are we gonna do? - I guess we're 201 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,987 just gonna have to go our separate ways... 202 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,613 - And agree to never speak about this 203 00:06:48,697 --> 00:06:50,198 again. - That is probably best, huh? 204 00:06:50,282 --> 00:06:54,369 The least you can do is buy me a drink. 205 00:06:54,452 --> 00:06:57,330 Hmm. Yeah. I'll stay for one drink. 206 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:04,587 { Maggie Whooping] 207 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:09,759 [Narrator] The next morning, Michael, 208 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,386 once again, found himself at Maggie's. 209 00:07:11,469 --> 00:07:13,179 - And once again, berated 210 00:07:13,221 --> 00:07:14,848 himself for the mistake. - Oh, no. 211 00:07:14,973 --> 00:07:16,307 I'm supposed to be at the prison 212 00:07:16,349 --> 00:07:17,767 to talk to my dad in half an hour. 213 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:19,435 - I can't believe we did 214 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:21,104 this again. - It was so stupid. 215 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:23,982 Incredibly stupid. It's like we're 216 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:26,818 making naughty sex even naughtier. 217 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,987 { Both Panting] 218 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,780 Oh, no. I was supposed to be at the 219 00:07:30,822 --> 00:07:32,615 prison to talk to my dad a half an hour ago. 220 00:07:32,699 --> 00:07:34,951 Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. 221 00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:36,327 This is the second most 222 00:07:36,411 --> 00:07:37,704 unethical thing I've ever done. 223 00:07:37,704 --> 00:07:39,205 - We cannot pretend that this didn't 224 00:07:39,288 --> 00:07:40,289 happen, Maggie. 225 00:07:40,373 --> 00:07:41,666 - Or that it won't happen again 226 00:07:41,749 --> 00:07:43,626 - You think it's gonna 227 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,503 happen again? - You tell me. 228 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:48,923 - Let's just assume that it will 229 00:07:49,006 --> 00:07:51,259 happen again at some time. - Right. Right. 230 00:07:51,342 --> 00:07:53,052 We just need to, you know, 231 00:07:53,136 --> 00:07:54,762 acknowledge this and keep it private... 232 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:56,222 - And I don't think that there's 233 00:07:56,222 --> 00:07:57,640 anything wrong with that. - Right. 234 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,225 I have a job, you know? I'm 235 00:07:59,308 --> 00:08:00,810 trying to keep a man in prison. 236 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:02,311 - Right. And that man happens 237 00:08:02,395 --> 00:08:03,855 to be my father. - { Groans] 238 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:05,773 - This could get ugly. - Well, 239 00:08:05,856 --> 00:08:07,567 it's like the Ten Commandments saying. 240 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:09,777 - "Be true to thine own self, and to 241 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,862 thine own self..." - "Be true." Yeah. 242 00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:13,447 - Number seven. - We'll 243 00:08:13,531 --> 00:08:14,865 just have to keep it a secret. 244 00:08:14,991 --> 00:08:19,996 - Our secret. - Our dirty little secret. 245 00:08:20,121 --> 00:08:21,872 - I think I'm ready now. - All right. 246 00:08:21,997 --> 00:08:24,125 Okay. 247 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,168 [Narrator] Thirty-two minutes earlier, 248 00:08:26,252 --> 00:08:28,045 Gob, Lucille and Barry met with George Sr. 249 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:30,172 - Where did you get this? - They don't 250 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:31,257 call me a 251 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,800 sleight-of-hand artist for nothing. 252 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,469 [Narrator] Gob had switched out the file 253 00:08:35,553 --> 00:08:36,846 while his siblings 254 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:38,222 discussed the Ten Commandments. 255 00:08:38,222 --> 00:08:39,974 [Lindsay] I've always been very passionate 256 00:08:40,057 --> 00:08:41,058 about the separation 257 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,101 of church and state. 258 00:08:42,184 --> 00:08:43,936 - [Michael] What are you gonna do 259 00:08:44,019 --> 00:08:45,646 with them? - Give 'em to a school. 260 00:08:45,729 --> 00:08:47,648 [Michael] Can we let another 261 00:08:47,731 --> 00:08:49,608 family bring down the Ten Commandments? 262 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:52,236 Now you love the Ten Commandments. 263 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:53,988 Apparently, there are boxes of 264 00:08:54,071 --> 00:08:55,656 it at the prosecutor's house. 265 00:08:55,739 --> 00:08:57,199 I tracked down the address, and 266 00:08:57,282 --> 00:08:58,742 you should be thanking me for this. 267 00:08:58,742 --> 00:09:00,244 Michael didn't want you to 268 00:09:00,327 --> 00:09:01,745 have it. { Mocking] Mr. Moral. 269 00:09:01,829 --> 00:09:05,332 Mm. Yeah, we did something right there, huh? 270 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,084 - So what do you think, 271 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,752 Barry? - L-I haven't read it. 272 00:09:08,836 --> 00:09:11,797 I had a really interesting date last night. 273 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,259 A woman who actually works two jobs. 274 00:09:15,342 --> 00:09:17,261 Well, it certainly looks 275 00:09:17,344 --> 00:09:19,179 like they've got a lot on us. 276 00:09:19,221 --> 00:09:20,222 Mm-hmm. 277 00:09:20,305 --> 00:09:22,766 - Uh, you. I was raising the children 278 00:09:22,849 --> 00:09:24,810 When was the last time you raised children? 279 00:09:24,893 --> 00:09:26,853 Excuse me? I've got two in the 280 00:09:26,937 --> 00:09:28,855 waiting room right this moment. 281 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:31,191 [Narrator] In fact, Buster and Annyong... 282 00:09:31,274 --> 00:09:32,901 Lucille's newly adopted 283 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:34,486 Korean child, were waiting. 284 00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:36,113 Wow. I wonder what 285 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,739 they're talking about in there? 286 00:09:37,823 --> 00:09:39,866 - They don't tell you 287 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,952 anything, huh? - They tell me things. 288 00:09:42,035 --> 00:09:43,995 It doesn't matter though, because 289 00:09:44,079 --> 00:09:45,914 Dad is gonna be in here a long time. 290 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:48,500 - { Chuckles] - No. We have court day today. 291 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:52,546 They take plea. Daddy come home. You out. 292 00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:53,964 [Narrator] Annyong had hit a 293 00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:55,298 nerve, and Buster recalled... 294 00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:57,175 that right before George Sr. 's 295 00:09:57,259 --> 00:09:59,010 arrest, he'd made a similar threat. 296 00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:01,054 I said he could wear that 297 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:03,139 tie. It looks better on him. 298 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:05,183 No, no. Let me help you with that, son. 299 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,267 - Oh 300 00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:08,395 Hey, enjoy yourself tonight, 301 00:10:08,478 --> 00:10:10,480 because you are out of here. 302 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:12,816 I'm not gonna spend my retirement 303 00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:15,068 watching you wipe your nose on your sleeve. 304 00:10:15,151 --> 00:10:17,362 - I can't breathe, Dad. - Neither can I. 305 00:10:17,445 --> 00:10:19,114 - { Whimpers] - I 306 00:10:19,197 --> 00:10:20,782 haven't seen half this stuff... 307 00:10:20,865 --> 00:10:22,742 but they've got these kind of 308 00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:24,619 documents, uh, we've gotta get rid of this. 309 00:10:24,702 --> 00:10:26,621 If you're thinking of stealing the 310 00:10:26,704 --> 00:10:28,540 evidence, that is a very big offense. 311 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:31,084 l-I think I'm gonna say that I 312 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,545 signed myself out about 10 minutes ago. 313 00:10:33,628 --> 00:10:35,838 You're right. You can't afford to get caught. 314 00:10:35,922 --> 00:10:37,674 I don't need my lawyer in 315 00:10:37,757 --> 00:10:39,425 prison. We'll have Gob break in. 316 00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:43,930 Well, gee, Dad, I've got a wife now. 317 00:10:44,013 --> 00:10:45,014 I don't think that I can 318 00:10:45,098 --> 00:10:46,224 afford to get caught either. 319 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:48,935 Good point. You might want 320 00:10:49,018 --> 00:10:51,562 to change out of that sweater. 321 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:54,065 Tell me again why this isn't wrong. 322 00:10:54,148 --> 00:10:55,733 Look. We are just... we're two 323 00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:57,401 adults. We've got absolutely nothing... 324 00:10:57,485 --> 00:11:00,905 - Cops. Hide. - [Man] Ms. Lizer. 325 00:11:00,988 --> 00:11:03,074 - It's Officer Kelley. - Oh, hi. 326 00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:04,492 Your office has asked me to 327 00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:05,993 come pick you up. It's a surprise. 328 00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:09,372 - I just winked. It's a 329 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:10,998 surprise witness. - Oh, great. 330 00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:12,959 - Um... - How are we doing? 331 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:15,294 I'll just put my dog inside, 332 00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:17,505 and then I will be right with you. 333 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:18,965 I'll take the dog, okay? I've 334 00:11:19,048 --> 00:11:20,675 already missed my meeting. You go ahead. 335 00:11:20,716 --> 00:11:23,094 Just put him through the doggy door. 336 00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:24,178 - Okay 337 00:11:24,261 --> 00:11:26,347 And, uh, I'll see you in court. 338 00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:27,431 - Yeah 339 00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:28,724 - My dad's not gonna put 340 00:11:28,808 --> 00:11:30,267 himself in prison for life. - Yeah. 341 00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:31,894 - Bye. Kiss. - Oh. 342 00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:33,729 [Narrator] And Gob decided to pass 343 00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:35,523 offhis break-in assignment to Tobias. 344 00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:38,109 Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you 345 00:11:38,192 --> 00:11:40,528 couldn't have been down at the prison with us. 346 00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:42,655 - Dad was asking all about 347 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:44,698 you. - Oh. I doubt that very much. 348 00:11:44,782 --> 00:11:47,159 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels 349 00:11:47,243 --> 00:11:49,578 you've been sucking off this family far too long. 350 00:11:49,662 --> 00:11:52,039 If you don't start pulling your weight 351 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:54,458 around here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up. 352 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:56,669 You know, try as I might, I 353 00:11:56,752 --> 00:11:58,796 cannot seem to impress that man. 354 00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:00,756 Isn't that funny... { Chuckles]... 355 00:12:00,839 --> 00:12:02,591 I'm about to knock his socks off again. 356 00:12:02,675 --> 00:12:04,385 Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house 357 00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:06,095 that's got a bunch of evidence in it. 358 00:12:06,178 --> 00:12:08,889 just to borrow it. Ensure his freedom forever. 359 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,974 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 360 00:12:11,058 --> 00:12:14,353 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 361 00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:17,523 { Whispering] This kind of agility? 362 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,776 Let's go, little man. 363 00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:23,111 [Narrator] Michael, meanwhile, had decided 364 00:12:23,195 --> 00:12:25,322 to see what life in Maggie's world was like. 365 00:12:25,405 --> 00:12:29,034 All right. Okay. 366 00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:31,203 All right. Okay. 367 00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:34,081 - Okay. - This guy's the 368 00:12:34,164 --> 00:12:36,041 real deal. He's on the inside. 369 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,085 But, he's got some demands. 370 00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:41,129 This could be the break we wanted. 371 00:12:41,213 --> 00:12:42,839 - This is District Attorney 372 00:12:42,923 --> 00:12:43,924 Lizer. 373 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:45,217 - All right. What do you want 374 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:49,429 Uh, l-I want immunity for me and my mom... 375 00:12:49,513 --> 00:12:52,349 and I want my dad to stay in prison. 376 00:12:52,432 --> 00:12:55,268 Also, can you send Annyong back to Korea? 377 00:12:55,352 --> 00:12:56,353 - Huh 378 00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:58,980 - [Man] Hey.! - Justice! 379 00:12:59,064 --> 00:13:01,149 - { Horn Honking] - [Tires Screeching] 380 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,901 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Maggie's 381 00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:04,861 interrogation of Buster was proving fruitless. 382 00:13:04,945 --> 00:13:07,239 Do you know anything about 383 00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:09,449 your father's trips overseas? 384 00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:12,994 I knew I'd have a fun time at home alone with Mom. 385 00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:15,455 Fine. Did you ever see him 386 00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:17,874 return from these trips... 387 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:20,126 - With anything unusual? - Yeah. 388 00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,670 He came back home once with a black statue... 389 00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:25,548 with an erect penis. 390 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:26,966 It stayed in our living 391 00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,259 room until my aunt objected. 392 00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:32,222 What about business associates? 393 00:13:32,305 --> 00:13:34,224 - I have none. - All right. 394 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:36,142 This guy's wasting our time. 395 00:13:36,226 --> 00:13:38,019 Take away his grilled cheese. 396 00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:42,232 { Stammering] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 397 00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:43,942 If it's evidence you want, I know where 398 00:13:43,983 --> 00:13:45,610 they keep it. According to my brother... 399 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,028 there are boxes of evidence in 400 00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:48,446 a house on Scenic View Drive. 401 00:13:48,571 --> 00:13:52,158 - Isn't that where you live? - Yeah. 402 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:56,371 And I'm headed there now. 403 00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:58,164 [Narrator] Tobias, meanwhile, 404 00:13:58,247 --> 00:13:59,916 had used his catlike agility... 405 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:02,085 - To get the evidence at 406 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:04,170 Maggie's house. - The cat is in. 407 00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:06,005 [Narrator] Unfortunately, it 408 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,715 was just as Maggie came home. 409 00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:11,928 { Sniffing] 410 00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:17,850 { Sniffs] Is there someone here? 411 00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:19,518 [Narrator] Tobias, concerned about 412 00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,103 Maggie's heightened sense of smell... 413 00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,814 set off to cloak himself in her scent. 414 00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:42,249 - And Michael was at the 415 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,834 vet's office. - Justice is fine. 416 00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:45,753 - Great. - Although, dressing 417 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:47,546 him up like a seeing-eye dog... 418 00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:50,174 - Seems a little cruel. - Cruel? 419 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,259 Well, yeah, because he can't see. 420 00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:54,678 What are you talking about? 421 00:14:54,803 --> 00:14:57,389 Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind. 422 00:15:03,729 --> 00:15:06,315 justice cannot be blind, Doc. 423 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,985 He's got a handle and everything. Come on, boy. 424 00:15:15,741 --> 00:15:17,659 Maybe his peripheral isn't great... 425 00:15:17,743 --> 00:15:20,245 but he's been leading a blind woman around. 426 00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:22,706 I think she's been leading him around. 427 00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:26,793 But that would mean that Maggie isn't blind. 428 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:29,546 [Narrator] In fact, Maggie wasn't blind... 429 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:30,964 - But had been pretending 430 00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:32,257 to be... - Son of a bitch. 431 00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:34,801 since she found it helpful in taking the LSATs. 432 00:15:34,927 --> 00:15:37,387 "D." "B" places fourth. 433 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,602 - "A"? - Finding it a tremendous 434 00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:45,562 boon to her professional life... 435 00:15:45,687 --> 00:15:47,856 - Maggie continued the ruse. - I 436 00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:49,941 submit into evidence this wine glass... 437 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,276 - With the defendant's 438 00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:52,736 fingerprints. - { Glass Shatters] 439 00:15:54,613 --> 00:15:56,782 - Don't worry. You're so 440 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,950 ahead. - { Clicks Tongue, Chuckles] 441 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:01,369 Her ability to see, however... 442 00:16:01,453 --> 00:16:03,580 was currently proving a disadvantage... 443 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,207 as she couldn't reveal to the 444 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,666 man she recognized as Tobias... 445 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,501 that she knew he was there 446 00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:10,253 without betraying her secret. 447 00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:19,512 And Tobias was finding her an 448 00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:22,349 uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver. 449 00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:32,567 Their game of cat and mouse continued. 450 00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:39,782 Until Michael showed up to return Justice. 451 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,828 Oh, Justice, what is it, boy? What is it? 452 00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:47,832 Is there some jackass in my bathrobe? 453 00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:51,044 - { Spraying] - { Both Screaming] 454 00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:53,963 Oh! I can't see! 455 00:16:54,088 --> 00:16:55,757 And later, the family gathered at the 456 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,467 courthouse to respond to the plea offer. 457 00:16:57,508 --> 00:16:59,385 They don't have a case against 458 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:01,262 us. I took care of everything. 459 00:17:01,346 --> 00:17:05,141 - Something smells wonderful. - Well, thank you. 460 00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:06,684 Would that I could say that 461 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,060 I wore it to impress you... 462 00:17:08,186 --> 00:17:10,897 but, no, I'm afraid it's merely a 463 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,608 cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon. 464 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,069 Who else have we got? What about Buster? 465 00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,988 Worst-case scenario he 466 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,781 gets caught, no more Buster. 467 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,283 I'm not going anywhere. 468 00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,743 You're the one who's staying put. 469 00:17:23,784 --> 00:17:26,454 Not me. You. 470 00:17:26,537 --> 00:17:28,331 What's gotten into you? 471 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,082 Have you been eating cheese? 472 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,337 [Narrator] Outside the courthouse, 473 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,213 Surely Fünke was addressing the crowd. 474 00:17:36,339 --> 00:17:38,591 George Michael prepared to confront her about it. 475 00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:40,384 Not just to me, but to all 476 00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:42,136 handicapped kids out there... 477 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:44,263 who are sick and tired of sitting in 478 00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:46,348 the front rows at basketball games. 479 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,351 [Narrator] George Michael spotted his father... 480 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,270 and not wanting to appear to be abusing 481 00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,105 the legal system, found a place to hide. 482 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,858 Michael, determined to expose 483 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,485 Maggie, hid to avoid tipping his hand. 484 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,740 It was then, however, that Lindsay's 485 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,450 advocacy group had their big moment. 486 00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:09,204 Hey, George Michael, what are you doing here? 487 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,040 I just thought I'd come down 488 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,750 and see the family. See everyone. 489 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,501 - Oh. - That's why I'm here. 490 00:18:14,585 --> 00:18:15,836 Well, pal, you don't need to 491 00:18:15,919 --> 00:18:17,129 do that. You can head on home. 492 00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:18,338 Why don't you go help that 493 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,465 handicapped friend of yours? 494 00:18:19,506 --> 00:18:21,508 - She kind of lied to me. - I 495 00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,469 was recently lied to myself. 496 00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,220 And for what it's worth, George Michael, 497 00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:26,930 you cannot let people get away with that. 498 00:18:27,014 --> 00:18:28,098 It's just so hard to know 499 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,349 what the right thing to do is. 500 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,934 I know it. It's not like 501 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,394 there's some list of rules... 502 00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:34,479 Handed down to us from on high. 503 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:35,564 - No 504 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,608 Watch your head. 505 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:41,737 - [Loud Crash] - [Car Alarm Blaring] 506 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,284 So Michael set out to expose in 507 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,369 court that Maggie wasn't really blind. 508 00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:50,996 - She's right there. What are 509 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:52,539 we gonna do? - I got a plan. 510 00:18:52,581 --> 00:18:54,249 Your Honor, the purpose of a 511 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:55,917 court of law is to find the truth... 512 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:59,087 which is why witnesses swear on this. 513 00:18:59,212 --> 00:19:01,214 After all, they sayjustice is blind. 514 00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:05,677 Surely, she has enough sight to catch the truth... 515 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,555 before it hits her in the face. 516 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,141 - Objection, Your... - { All Gasp] 517 00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:12,976 [Narrator] Unfortunately, Maggie 518 00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:14,686 had been temporarily blinded that day. 519 00:19:14,769 --> 00:19:17,480 - I can't see! - Bailiff. 520 00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:19,566 That was my plan. What do you got? 521 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,611 [Narrator] So George Michael decided to 522 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,488 once and for all put an end to Surely Fünke. 523 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,906 - I need to talk to you. - And 524 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,324 this is the man who inspired me. 525 00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:32,328 - George Michael Bluth. - [Scattered Applause] 526 00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:33,663 He is the one who is responsible 527 00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:35,081 for the new ramps at our school. 528 00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:37,208 And he will carry on my 529 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:39,169 legacy and put an end to B.S. 530 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:47,927 Surely can beat this thing. 531 00:19:48,011 --> 00:19:49,012 - 532 00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:51,681 Together] No more B.S. No more B.S. 533 00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:53,725 [Narrator] And Michael reunited with 534 00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:55,727 Maggie, who had been kicked off the case. 535 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,103 I really thought you were 536 00:19:57,186 --> 00:19:58,479 lying to me. I am so sorry. 537 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,440 Michael, I've been doing this 538 00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:02,358 blind act thing for years. It's wacked. 539 00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,277 - Are you going to admit that you were 540 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,070 faking it? - I think I'm gonna go for... 541 00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:08,072 "I was struck by the Bible 542 00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:09,991 and it restored my sight." 543 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:11,451 { Laughs] 544 00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:14,203 So what about us? We were 545 00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:16,789 starting to establish some trust... 546 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:18,916 except for all the lies. 547 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:20,418 You know, I was originally looking 548 00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:22,086 for something completely uncomplicated. 549 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:25,631 Yeah. Me too. Forget it. This is so over. 550 00:20:25,715 --> 00:20:27,216 You know, we're saying good-bye, 551 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,843 and this is actually the first time... 552 00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:30,970 that I feel that you can really see me. 553 00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:33,723 Yeah. 554 00:20:33,806 --> 00:20:37,727 We're just two people staring at each other... 555 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:42,732 fully exposed in a court of law. 556 00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:49,071 ?? [Pop] 557 00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:57,872 justice! { Whistles] 558 00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,499 On the next Arrested Development. 559 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,003 Barry gets a sign from God. 560 00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:07,172 I will obey your will. I will lead a good life. 561 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,260 Well, the hell with this then! 562 00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:13,137 And Maggie is replaced with a 563 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,847 new, less generous, prosecutor. 564 00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:16,223 I was made to understand there 565 00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:17,725 were grilled cheese sandwiches here. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net